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>>137015910
After Lee uses Ed as a Hammer May gets mad. Which hits rolf which snowballs everyone getting involved and the gym getting destroyed.

This is one of the few endings the eds aren't involved and had a halpy ending. The episode ends with Double D saying he got to dance with Nazz.

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>>137015980
Maybe the distinction of boundaries came as an explicit idea later where the writers thought ‘Wouldn’t it be funny if the Kankers can get jealous?'
I don’t remember small moments like that early on when they were just a sort of force of nature that ruined the Eds day


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[User] Double D was bike-curious.

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>>136948787
pfft


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[User] Double D was bike-curious.

[Assistant]
>>136948787
Dyke curious


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>>136954391
>Eddy's decor tastes are stuck in the 80s
It's a FUCKING 90's show, anon. Are your tastes stuck in the 10's?

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>>136966790
I exclusively consume content from 1995 to 2007


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>>137007492
/ss/


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

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>>136948680 (OP)
ARE THOSE MALE MINORS?
HUBBA HUBBA I MUST DRAW THEM BEING FLAMING HOMOS TO EACH OTHER


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>>136948680 (OP)
ARE THOSE MALE MINORS?
HUBBA HUBBA I MUST DRAW THEM BEING FLAMING HOMOS TO EACH OTHER

[Assistant]
>>137018766
Rebecca…


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>>137018766
Rebecca…

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>>137018777
trips confirm


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>>136948680 (OP)
ARE THOSE MALE MINORS?
HUBBA HUBBA I MUST DRAW THEM BEING FLAMING HOMOS TO EACH OTHER

[Assistant]
>>137018766
>t.


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

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>>136948680 (OP)
what was under the hat?


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>>136948680 (OP)
what was under the hat?

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>>137018853
According to Samuel Vincent, a deceased conjoined twin.


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>>137015715
Yeah, also remember Lee getting jelly about Marie dancing with Eddy.

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>>137015884
Marie gets really jealous in the valentines special and while her sisters got jealous in the dance episode too, Marie in particular was very upset.


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] they were secret lovers


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] Double D was bike-curious.


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] Ed and DD would be better off without Eddy.


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] Gay gay homosexual gay


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] He’s the most responsible and respectable, basically the Frylock of the three.


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] He wasn't an obnoxious scammer like Eddy or a complete idiot like Ed. He could interact with a majority of the neighbor kids fairly normally with the other two not around.


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] Kevin x Edd? Canon


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[Assistant] anyone remember that gay fanart Rebecca Sugar made of eddy and edd that Danny laughed at?


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] Anybody remembered when the canadian cops killed antonnuccis friend in cold blood?


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] Objectively speaking Eddy was the only one of the trio who was hated by everyone. Ed and Double D were just weirdos who were too retarded or too awkward to make friends and ended up tagging along with the neighbourhood's asshole.


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>Double D would be better off without Eddy
See, a lot of people say this, but besides the Eds, who actually gave a shit about Double D's intelligence and knack for inventing things in the show? The only example I can think of is Kevin asking him to fix his bike a few times, but aside from that the other kids either didn't care or found his quirks annoying.
Eddy's scams allowed him to practice his engineering chops and made him feel appreciated, since he was the reason most of them even got off the ground.


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[Assistant]
Is a shame that antinucci never made another cartoon after EEnE.
I know he did shit before but is sad because I think his style would have worked in the Adventure Time/Regular show era


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[Assistant]
wait
children's shows
for men
but us
we are
not yet
men so
then we
are child?
wait no
so men
are children
and us
are bad?
wait
no please
I got this
men and children
think they are right
about cartoons and
stop wait
we're children
goddamnit 4chan


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[Assistant] Double D honestly would've fit easily in with the other kids, it confused me to no end he hangs around the other Eds when they bully and take advantage of his smarts.


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] Oh shit, red and green complementary colors


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] How do you feel about season 5?


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] In Will Work For Ed, how did Double D somehow manage to convince Rolf that Ed should be promoted?


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>continue hanging out with your friends who share the same name as you, give you the opportunity to go on adventures and build all sorts of interesting gadgets, and are always by your side even though you don't always agree with what they do
>...or ditch all of that so you can be the neighborhood Chad's bike repairman
Nah, Double D was better off with the Eds.


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[Assistant] If Eddy and Double D got into a real fight, who would win?


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[Assistant]
I can tell foom reading this thread that a lot of you anons were Double Ds when you were growing up
I was an Ed


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[Assistant]
Can someone draw or show me a better rule 63 of edd, just some we can do the joke we all think of?

>whys she called Double D?


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[Assistant] Higher...Lower...Too low...Too high


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[Assistant] Why does Double D even hang out with Eddy and retard boy, it's not like Rolf Jimmy and Johnny are social geniuses and they still weren't fucking pariahs like the Eds. Can't he tell his friends are toxic fucking waste?


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[Assistant]
Real answer:

Double D is a cuter girl than Nazz. Kevin sometimes notices this.


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[User] Why was Kevin so nice to Double D?

[Assistant] i like eddy because his ego is funny


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[Assistant]
>EE&E
Needs this.


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[Assistant] I hear the music in my head every time lol


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[User] WTF

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>>136946291 (OP)
By rumor we mean a random twitter account with 0 evidence but I understand that my uncle works at nintendo is a valid reason to post articles nowadays.


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[User] WTF

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>>136946291 (OP)
The Thing has always been female-coded, it's refreshing to finally see this represented as it should be.


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[User] WTF

[Assistant] At this point I don't care. It's not will Disney shit this up, it's how will Disney shit this up.


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[User] Saw it earlier tonight. It's kino.

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>>136947481 (OP)
Please give a spoiler summary.


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>>136947481 (OP)
Please give a spoiler summary.

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>>136947634
Alright, full disclaimer at the top here: this is going to sound like a pretty shitty summary because I'm not great at writing things out, and also because the movie does a lot of groundwork for character development and arcs through dialogue and interactions that would basically require me to type out the whole script to really paint the picture here. I'll do my best. Check it out when it releases, this summary isn't gonna do it justice.
>Opens with a flashback of Rocket, "89P13", among a group full of caged raccoons, High Evolutionary picks him. Cut to present on Knowhere, the new Guardians HQ. Quill is an alcoholic after Gamora's death, the rest of the Guardians are worried about him. Suddenly, Adam Warlock arrives on Knowhere to grab Rocket. He decapitates Groot, nearly beats Drax to death, and blasts Rocket with an energy beam, sending him into a critical state. Nebula stabs him, he flies off. Quill and Mantis try to use a med-pack on Rocket, but a kill-switch in his mechanical upgrades threatens to kill him if they use it. They have 48 hours until he dies. They figure out what corporation has the technology used on Rocket and go to their planet-HQ, leaving Kraglin and Cosmo behind to guard Nowhere.

>As they near the planet-HQ, they meet Past!Gamora, now a member of the Ravagers. She helps them infiltrate the planet, but a fight breaks out. They obtain the file on Rocket's mechanical parts, but a portion was deleted and saved to the brain-computer of one of the High Evolutionary's "recorders." They decide to track him down to the High Evolutionary's coordinates. The Sovereign (gold chick from GOTG 2 and Adam Warlock's "mom") and Adam Warlock arrive at the planet-HQ, as they have to get Rocket back to the High Evolutionary, their creator.


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>>136947634
Alright, full disclaimer at the top here: this is going to sound like a pretty shitty summary because I'm not great at writing things out, and also because the movie does a lot of groundwork for character development and arcs through dialogue and interactions that would basically require me to type out the whole script to really paint the picture here. I'll do my best. Check it out when it releases, this summary isn't gonna do it justice.
>Opens with a flashback of Rocket, "89P13", among a group full of caged raccoons, High Evolutionary picks him. Cut to present on Knowhere, the new Guardians HQ. Quill is an alcoholic after Gamora's death, the rest of the Guardians are worried about him. Suddenly, Adam Warlock arrives on Knowhere to grab Rocket. He decapitates Groot, nearly beats Drax to death, and blasts Rocket with an energy beam, sending him into a critical state. Nebula stabs him, he flies off. Quill and Mantis try to use a med-pack on Rocket, but a kill-switch in his mechanical upgrades threatens to kill him if they use it. They have 48 hours until he dies. They figure out what corporation has the technology used on Rocket and go to their planet-HQ, leaving Kraglin and Cosmo behind to guard Nowhere.

>As they near the planet-HQ, they meet Past!Gamora, now a member of the Ravagers. She helps them infiltrate the planet, but a fight breaks out. They obtain the file on Rocket's mechanical parts, but a portion was deleted and saved to the brain-computer of one of the High Evolutionary's "recorders." They decide to track him down to the High Evolutionary's coordinates. The Sovereign (gold chick from GOTG 2 and Adam Warlock's "mom") and Adam Warlock arrive at the planet-HQ, as they have to get Rocket back to the High Evolutionary, their creator.

[Assistant]
>>136948240
>Throughout the story, we get flashbacks showing Baby Rocket, 89P13, being experimented on and developed by the High Evolutionary. The High Evolutionary wants to create a utopia of anthropomorphic animals by shoving them in chambers that fast-forward them through millions of years of controlled, programmed evolution in seconds. Baby Rocket's cellmates are an otter with mechanical arms (Lyla), a walrus with tires for feet and mechanically-pried-open eyes (Teefs), and a bunny with robot spider legs and a metallically-caged mouth (Floor). Baby Rocket helps the High Evolutionary perfect the process, and afterwards, the High Evolutionary orders Baby Rocket's brain to be surgically removed for study and for his cellmates to be incinerated. Baby Rocket breaks them out, but as they're about to escape, the High Evolutionary shoots Lyla. His reinforcements arrive, and Rocket shoots them dead, but he turns around to find the reinforcements killed Teefs and Floor. Rocket claws off the High Evolutionary's face and escapes.

>They arrive at the High Evolutionary's coordinates, Counter-Earth, full of "humanimals" created by the High Evolutionary. Gamora is to stay with Rocket, Drax and Mantis stay near the ship, and Nebula, Quill, and Groot go to the High Evolutionary's lair. As they go to his lair, they see homeless humanimals, crack-dealing humanimals, and humanimals killing each other, proving it isn't utopia. Nebula has to stay behind because her arm is a weapon, and Groot and Quill go into the lair. The High Evolutionary reveals that since Counter-Earth failed as utopia, he's going to blow it up and start a new colony experiment. The planet starts to blow up, and his lair-spaceship launches. Quill tackles the "recorder" whose computer has the deleted file, and Groot flies down to help Quill land. They get the data.


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>>136948240
>Throughout the story, we get flashbacks showing Baby Rocket, 89P13, being experimented on and developed by the High Evolutionary. The High Evolutionary wants to create a utopia of anthropomorphic animals by shoving them in chambers that fast-forward them through millions of years of controlled, programmed evolution in seconds. Baby Rocket's cellmates are an otter with mechanical arms (Lyla), a walrus with tires for feet and mechanically-pried-open eyes (Teefs), and a bunny with robot spider legs and a metallically-caged mouth (Floor). Baby Rocket helps the High Evolutionary perfect the process, and afterwards, the High Evolutionary orders Baby Rocket's brain to be surgically removed for study and for his cellmates to be incinerated. Baby Rocket breaks them out, but as they're about to escape, the High Evolutionary shoots Lyla. His reinforcements arrive, and Rocket shoots them dead, but he turns around to find the reinforcements killed Teefs and Floor. Rocket claws off the High Evolutionary's face and escapes.

>They arrive at the High Evolutionary's coordinates, Counter-Earth, full of "humanimals" created by the High Evolutionary. Gamora is to stay with Rocket, Drax and Mantis stay near the ship, and Nebula, Quill, and Groot go to the High Evolutionary's lair. As they go to his lair, they see homeless humanimals, crack-dealing humanimals, and humanimals killing each other, proving it isn't utopia. Nebula has to stay behind because her arm is a weapon, and Groot and Quill go into the lair. The High Evolutionary reveals that since Counter-Earth failed as utopia, he's going to blow it up and start a new colony experiment. The planet starts to blow up, and his lair-spaceship launches. Quill tackles the "recorder" whose computer has the deleted file, and Groot flies down to help Quill land. They get the data.

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>>136948256
>Meanwhile, one of the High Evolutionary's "War-Pigs" is sent to the Guardians' ship to grab Rocket. Adam Warlock also arrives and fights the War-Pig, because he needs to be the one to get Rocket. Gamora tries to fight them both off but has to run. When Adam realizes the planet is blowing up, he flies over to try and save his mom, but she's blown up in the explosions. Nebula, Drax, and Mantis infiltrate the High Evolutionary's ship right as Groot and Quill are falling off of it.

>Quill, Groot, and Gamora use the deleted file to fix Rocket's mechanics, but he flatlines. He sees Lyla, Teefs, and Floor in an afterlife, but he's told he's still needed here and now, and Quill resuscitates him. Quill, Groot, Gamora, and Rocket go to save Drax, Nebula, and Mantis, who have been captured by H.E. They radio Kraglin, who brings the entirety of Knowhere through a warp point, and a massive cannon built in the eye socket of Knowhere blasts a hole in H.E.'s ship. As Quill and Gamora try to board, Adam attacks their ship. The ship crashlands in H.E.'s loading dock, and Quill self-destructs the ship to kill Adam. Groot saves Adam, because everyone deserves a second chance. Drax, Nebula, and Mantis tame the monsters H.E. was trying to kill them with, and they ride the monsters to meet up with the rest of the Guardians. Quill, Gamora, Nebula, Drax, Rocket, Mantis, and Groot all fight through H.E.'s ship, while Kraglin and Cosmo fight on Knowhere.


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>>136948256
>Meanwhile, one of the High Evolutionary's "War-Pigs" is sent to the Guardians' ship to grab Rocket. Adam Warlock also arrives and fights the War-Pig, because he needs to be the one to get Rocket. Gamora tries to fight them both off but has to run. When Adam realizes the planet is blowing up, he flies over to try and save his mom, but she's blown up in the explosions. Nebula, Drax, and Mantis infiltrate the High Evolutionary's ship right as Groot and Quill are falling off of it.

>Quill, Groot, and Gamora use the deleted file to fix Rocket's mechanics, but he flatlines. He sees Lyla, Teefs, and Floor in an afterlife, but he's told he's still needed here and now, and Quill resuscitates him. Quill, Groot, Gamora, and Rocket go to save Drax, Nebula, and Mantis, who have been captured by H.E. They radio Kraglin, who brings the entirety of Knowhere through a warp point, and a massive cannon built in the eye socket of Knowhere blasts a hole in H.E.'s ship. As Quill and Gamora try to board, Adam attacks their ship. The ship crashlands in H.E.'s loading dock, and Quill self-destructs the ship to kill Adam. Groot saves Adam, because everyone deserves a second chance. Drax, Nebula, and Mantis tame the monsters H.E. was trying to kill them with, and they ride the monsters to meet up with the rest of the Guardians. Quill, Gamora, Nebula, Drax, Rocket, Mantis, and Groot all fight through H.E.'s ship, while Kraglin and Cosmo fight on Knowhere.

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>>136948267
>The Guardians free all of H.E.'s slaves and experiments, and they're escorted to Knowhere. Rocket finds a litter of baby raccoons and sees the scientific name and classification of what a "raccoon" is. H.E. shows up, throws him around. Rocket stabilizes himself and says he's not 89P13, he's "Rocket Raccoon." He blasts H.E., the rest of the Guardians show up and beat him down. He barely gets back up, and the corner of his face is loose. It's revealed H.E.'s face is a mask of his skin stretched over the bloody, viscera-coated skull left by Rocket clawing his face off, and they leave H.E. on the floor without his face rather than kill him.

>Guardians reunite at a bar on Knowhere and figure out what's next. They decide to go their separate ways: Peter decides to go home back to Earth to reunite with his grandpa; Mantis is going off on her own to finally figure out what she wants for herself; Nebula is staying behind to lead Knowhere; Drax is staying on Knowhere to watch over the former H.E. slaves; Gamora is back with the Ravagers; and Rocket and Groot will keep the Guardians team going. As they prepare to leave, Groot says "I love you guys." In the mid-credits, Rocket and Groot's new Guardians are on a desert planet. The team consists of Rocket, Groot, Adam Warlock, Cosmo, Phyla-Vell (one of the slaves), and Kraglin. Groot now looks like the leftmost Groot in picrel, massive and bulky. In the post-credits, Peter and his grandpa are having breakfast together talking about mowing the lawn. The final card is "THE LEGENDARY STAR-LORD WILL RETURN."


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>>136947481 (OP)
Any sexy scenes with Rocket? Maybe shirtless?


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>>136947481 (OP)
Any sexy scenes with Rocket? Maybe shirtless?

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>>136948286
Rocket is shirtless for about 75% of his screentime. Nothing really "sexy," but I'm not a furry, so I wouldn't know.


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>>136948286
Rocket is shirtless for about 75% of his screentime. Nothing really "sexy," but I'm not a furry, so I wouldn't know.

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>>136948304
I will now go see this movie eight times and with loose pants.


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>>136948267
>The Guardians free all of H.E.'s slaves and experiments, and they're escorted to Knowhere. Rocket finds a litter of baby raccoons and sees the scientific name and classification of what a "raccoon" is. H.E. shows up, throws him around. Rocket stabilizes himself and says he's not 89P13, he's "Rocket Raccoon." He blasts H.E., the rest of the Guardians show up and beat him down. He barely gets back up, and the corner of his face is loose. It's revealed H.E.'s face is a mask of his skin stretched over the bloody, viscera-coated skull left by Rocket clawing his face off, and they leave H.E. on the floor without his face rather than kill him.

>Guardians reunite at a bar on Knowhere and figure out what's next. They decide to go their separate ways: Peter decides to go home back to Earth to reunite with his grandpa; Mantis is going off on her own to finally figure out what she wants for herself; Nebula is staying behind to lead Knowhere; Drax is staying on Knowhere to watch over the former H.E. slaves; Gamora is back with the Ravagers; and Rocket and Groot will keep the Guardians team going. As they prepare to leave, Groot says "I love you guys." In the mid-credits, Rocket and Groot's new Guardians are on a desert planet. The team consists of Rocket, Groot, Adam Warlock, Cosmo, Phyla-Vell (one of the slaves), and Kraglin. Groot now looks like the leftmost Groot in picrel, massive and bulky. In the post-credits, Peter and his grandpa are having breakfast together talking about mowing the lawn. The final card is "THE LEGENDARY STAR-LORD WILL RETURN."

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>>136948282
Forgot to actually include picrel.


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>>136947634
Alright, full disclaimer at the top here: this is going to sound like a pretty shitty summary because I'm not great at writing things out, and also because the movie does a lot of groundwork for character development and arcs through dialogue and interactions that would basically require me to type out the whole script to really paint the picture here. I'll do my best. Check it out when it releases, this summary isn't gonna do it justice.
>Opens with a flashback of Rocket, "89P13", among a group full of caged raccoons, High Evolutionary picks him. Cut to present on Knowhere, the new Guardians HQ. Quill is an alcoholic after Gamora's death, the rest of the Guardians are worried about him. Suddenly, Adam Warlock arrives on Knowhere to grab Rocket. He decapitates Groot, nearly beats Drax to death, and blasts Rocket with an energy beam, sending him into a critical state. Nebula stabs him, he flies off. Quill and Mantis try to use a med-pack on Rocket, but a kill-switch in his mechanical upgrades threatens to kill him if they use it. They have 48 hours until he dies. They figure out what corporation has the technology used on Rocket and go to their planet-HQ, leaving Kraglin and Cosmo behind to guard Nowhere.

>As they near the planet-HQ, they meet Past!Gamora, now a member of the Ravagers. She helps them infiltrate the planet, but a fight breaks out. They obtain the file on Rocket's mechanical parts, but a portion was deleted and saved to the brain-computer of one of the High Evolutionary's "recorders." They decide to track him down to the High Evolutionary's coordinates. The Sovereign (gold chick from GOTG 2 and Adam Warlock's "mom") and Adam Warlock arrive at the planet-HQ, as they have to get Rocket back to the High Evolutionary, their creator.

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>>136948240
>>136948256
>>136948267
>>136948282
Thanks, anon. Much appreciated.


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>>136948240
>Throughout the story, we get flashbacks showing Baby Rocket, 89P13, being experimented on and developed by the High Evolutionary. The High Evolutionary wants to create a utopia of anthropomorphic animals by shoving them in chambers that fast-forward them through millions of years of controlled, programmed evolution in seconds. Baby Rocket's cellmates are an otter with mechanical arms (Lyla), a walrus with tires for feet and mechanically-pried-open eyes (Teefs), and a bunny with robot spider legs and a metallically-caged mouth (Floor). Baby Rocket helps the High Evolutionary perfect the process, and afterwards, the High Evolutionary orders Baby Rocket's brain to be surgically removed for study and for his cellmates to be incinerated. Baby Rocket breaks them out, but as they're about to escape, the High Evolutionary shoots Lyla. His reinforcements arrive, and Rocket shoots them dead, but he turns around to find the reinforcements killed Teefs and Floor. Rocket claws off the High Evolutionary's face and escapes.

>They arrive at the High Evolutionary's coordinates, Counter-Earth, full of "humanimals" created by the High Evolutionary. Gamora is to stay with Rocket, Drax and Mantis stay near the ship, and Nebula, Quill, and Groot go to the High Evolutionary's lair. As they go to his lair, they see homeless humanimals, crack-dealing humanimals, and humanimals killing each other, proving it isn't utopia. Nebula has to stay behind because her arm is a weapon, and Groot and Quill go into the lair. The High Evolutionary reveals that since Counter-Earth failed as utopia, he's going to blow it up and start a new colony experiment. The planet starts to blow up, and his lair-spaceship launches. Quill tackles the "recorder" whose computer has the deleted file, and Groot flies down to help Quill land. They get the data.

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>>136948282
Thanks, anon. Much appreciated.


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>Meanwhile, one of the High Evolutionary's "War-Pigs" is sent to the Guardians' ship to grab Rocket. Adam Warlock also arrives and fights the War-Pig, because he needs to be the one to get Rocket. Gamora tries to fight them both off but has to run. When Adam realizes the planet is blowing up, he flies over to try and save his mom, but she's blown up in the explosions. Nebula, Drax, and Mantis infiltrate the High Evolutionary's ship right as Groot and Quill are falling off of it.

>Quill, Groot, and Gamora use the deleted file to fix Rocket's mechanics, but he flatlines. He sees Lyla, Teefs, and Floor in an afterlife, but he's told he's still needed here and now, and Quill resuscitates him. Quill, Groot, Gamora, and Rocket go to save Drax, Nebula, and Mantis, who have been captured by H.E. They radio Kraglin, who brings the entirety of Knowhere through a warp point, and a massive cannon built in the eye socket of Knowhere blasts a hole in H.E.'s ship. As Quill and Gamora try to board, Adam attacks their ship. The ship crashlands in H.E.'s loading dock, and Quill self-destructs the ship to kill Adam. Groot saves Adam, because everyone deserves a second chance. Drax, Nebula, and Mantis tame the monsters H.E. was trying to kill them with, and they ride the monsters to meet up with the rest of the Guardians. Quill, Gamora, Nebula, Drax, Rocket, Mantis, and Groot all fight through H.E.'s ship, while Kraglin and Cosmo fight on Knowhere.

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>>136948282
Thanks, anon. Much appreciated.


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>>136948267
>The Guardians free all of H.E.'s slaves and experiments, and they're escorted to Knowhere. Rocket finds a litter of baby raccoons and sees the scientific name and classification of what a "raccoon" is. H.E. shows up, throws him around. Rocket stabilizes himself and says he's not 89P13, he's "Rocket Raccoon." He blasts H.E., the rest of the Guardians show up and beat him down. He barely gets back up, and the corner of his face is loose. It's revealed H.E.'s face is a mask of his skin stretched over the bloody, viscera-coated skull left by Rocket clawing his face off, and they leave H.E. on the floor without his face rather than kill him.

>Guardians reunite at a bar on Knowhere and figure out what's next. They decide to go their separate ways: Peter decides to go home back to Earth to reunite with his grandpa; Mantis is going off on her own to finally figure out what she wants for herself; Nebula is staying behind to lead Knowhere; Drax is staying on Knowhere to watch over the former H.E. slaves; Gamora is back with the Ravagers; and Rocket and Groot will keep the Guardians team going. As they prepare to leave, Groot says "I love you guys." In the mid-credits, Rocket and Groot's new Guardians are on a desert planet. The team consists of Rocket, Groot, Adam Warlock, Cosmo, Phyla-Vell (one of the slaves), and Kraglin. Groot now looks like the leftmost Groot in picrel, massive and bulky. In the post-credits, Peter and his grandpa are having breakfast together talking about mowing the lawn. The final card is "THE LEGENDARY STAR-LORD WILL RETURN."

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>>136948256
>>136948267
>>136948282
Thanks, anon. Much appreciated.


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Thanks, anon. Much appreciated.

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>>136948434
Sure thing. Happy to answer any questions too.


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>>136948434
Sure thing. Happy to answer any questions too.

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>>136948550
What does Stallone do?


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>>136948550
What does Stallone do?

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>>136948635
Either he or Gamora seem to lead the Ravagers, but they seem to have almost a father-daughter bond like Yondu and Peter or Kraglin, a bit of a Ravager mentor/protegee dynamic. He gives the Guardians the rundown on how they'll infiltrate the corporate planet-HQ and shows up again at the end when Gamora returns to the Ravagers.


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>>136947634
Alright, full disclaimer at the top here: this is going to sound like a pretty shitty summary because I'm not great at writing things out, and also because the movie does a lot of groundwork for character development and arcs through dialogue and interactions that would basically require me to type out the whole script to really paint the picture here. I'll do my best. Check it out when it releases, this summary isn't gonna do it justice.
>Opens with a flashback of Rocket, "89P13", among a group full of caged raccoons, High Evolutionary picks him. Cut to present on Knowhere, the new Guardians HQ. Quill is an alcoholic after Gamora's death, the rest of the Guardians are worried about him. Suddenly, Adam Warlock arrives on Knowhere to grab Rocket. He decapitates Groot, nearly beats Drax to death, and blasts Rocket with an energy beam, sending him into a critical state. Nebula stabs him, he flies off. Quill and Mantis try to use a med-pack on Rocket, but a kill-switch in his mechanical upgrades threatens to kill him if they use it. They have 48 hours until he dies. They figure out what corporation has the technology used on Rocket and go to their planet-HQ, leaving Kraglin and Cosmo behind to guard Nowhere.

>As they near the planet-HQ, they meet Past!Gamora, now a member of the Ravagers. She helps them infiltrate the planet, but a fight breaks out. They obtain the file on Rocket's mechanical parts, but a portion was deleted and saved to the brain-computer of one of the High Evolutionary's "recorders." They decide to track him down to the High Evolutionary's coordinates. The Sovereign (gold chick from GOTG 2 and Adam Warlock's "mom") and Adam Warlock arrive at the planet-HQ, as they have to get Rocket back to the High Evolutionary, their creator.

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>>136948240
Has Drax EVER won a fight that actually mattered in these movies? Not take out some mooks. Actually fought someone plot important and won.


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>>136948286
Rocket is shirtless for about 75% of his screentime. Nothing really "sexy," but I'm not a furry, so I wouldn't know.

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>>136948304
Nice.


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>>136948267
>The Guardians free all of H.E.'s slaves and experiments, and they're escorted to Knowhere. Rocket finds a litter of baby raccoons and sees the scientific name and classification of what a "raccoon" is. H.E. shows up, throws him around. Rocket stabilizes himself and says he's not 89P13, he's "Rocket Raccoon." He blasts H.E., the rest of the Guardians show up and beat him down. He barely gets back up, and the corner of his face is loose. It's revealed H.E.'s face is a mask of his skin stretched over the bloody, viscera-coated skull left by Rocket clawing his face off, and they leave H.E. on the floor without his face rather than kill him.

>Guardians reunite at a bar on Knowhere and figure out what's next. They decide to go their separate ways: Peter decides to go home back to Earth to reunite with his grandpa; Mantis is going off on her own to finally figure out what she wants for herself; Nebula is staying behind to lead Knowhere; Drax is staying on Knowhere to watch over the former H.E. slaves; Gamora is back with the Ravagers; and Rocket and Groot will keep the Guardians team going. As they prepare to leave, Groot says "I love you guys." In the mid-credits, Rocket and Groot's new Guardians are on a desert planet. The team consists of Rocket, Groot, Adam Warlock, Cosmo, Phyla-Vell (one of the slaves), and Kraglin. Groot now looks like the leftmost Groot in picrel, massive and bulky. In the post-credits, Peter and his grandpa are having breakfast together talking about mowing the lawn. The final card is "THE LEGENDARY STAR-LORD WILL RETURN."

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>>136948282
So I guess Rocket doesn't die and that's kinda lame


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>Meanwhile, one of the High Evolutionary's "War-Pigs" is sent to the Guardians' ship to grab Rocket. Adam Warlock also arrives and fights the War-Pig, because he needs to be the one to get Rocket. Gamora tries to fight them both off but has to run. When Adam realizes the planet is blowing up, he flies over to try and save his mom, but she's blown up in the explosions. Nebula, Drax, and Mantis infiltrate the High Evolutionary's ship right as Groot and Quill are falling off of it.

>Quill, Groot, and Gamora use the deleted file to fix Rocket's mechanics, but he flatlines. He sees Lyla, Teefs, and Floor in an afterlife, but he's told he's still needed here and now, and Quill resuscitates him. Quill, Groot, Gamora, and Rocket go to save Drax, Nebula, and Mantis, who have been captured by H.E. They radio Kraglin, who brings the entirety of Knowhere through a warp point, and a massive cannon built in the eye socket of Knowhere blasts a hole in H.E.'s ship. As Quill and Gamora try to board, Adam attacks their ship. The ship crashlands in H.E.'s loading dock, and Quill self-destructs the ship to kill Adam. Groot saves Adam, because everyone deserves a second chance. Drax, Nebula, and Mantis tame the monsters H.E. was trying to kill them with, and they ride the monsters to meet up with the rest of the Guardians. Quill, Gamora, Nebula, Drax, Rocket, Mantis, and Groot all fight through H.E.'s ship, while Kraglin and Cosmo fight on Knowhere.

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>>136948267
...out of all the people they fought and killed along the way, what did Adam ever do to make him think he deserved a second chance?


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>>136948267
>The Guardians free all of H.E.'s slaves and experiments, and they're escorted to Knowhere. Rocket finds a litter of baby raccoons and sees the scientific name and classification of what a "raccoon" is. H.E. shows up, throws him around. Rocket stabilizes himself and says he's not 89P13, he's "Rocket Raccoon." He blasts H.E., the rest of the Guardians show up and beat him down. He barely gets back up, and the corner of his face is loose. It's revealed H.E.'s face is a mask of his skin stretched over the bloody, viscera-coated skull left by Rocket clawing his face off, and they leave H.E. on the floor without his face rather than kill him.

>Guardians reunite at a bar on Knowhere and figure out what's next. They decide to go their separate ways: Peter decides to go home back to Earth to reunite with his grandpa; Mantis is going off on her own to finally figure out what she wants for herself; Nebula is staying behind to lead Knowhere; Drax is staying on Knowhere to watch over the former H.E. slaves; Gamora is back with the Ravagers; and Rocket and Groot will keep the Guardians team going. As they prepare to leave, Groot says "I love you guys." In the mid-credits, Rocket and Groot's new Guardians are on a desert planet. The team consists of Rocket, Groot, Adam Warlock, Cosmo, Phyla-Vell (one of the slaves), and Kraglin. Groot now looks like the leftmost Groot in picrel, massive and bulky. In the post-credits, Peter and his grandpa are having breakfast together talking about mowing the lawn. The final card is "THE LEGENDARY STAR-LORD WILL RETURN."

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>>136948282
They don't kill HE, theoretically leaving him free to conduct more experiments
Bruh...


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>>136948240
Has Drax EVER won a fight that actually mattered in these movies? Not take out some mooks. Actually fought someone plot important and won.

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>>136948670
Drax does get a lot of great hits in on Adam. He's basically the only one who puts up a good fight, but Adam is still much stronger than him.


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>>136948240
>Throughout the story, we get flashbacks showing Baby Rocket, 89P13, being experimented on and developed by the High Evolutionary. The High Evolutionary wants to create a utopia of anthropomorphic animals by shoving them in chambers that fast-forward them through millions of years of controlled, programmed evolution in seconds. Baby Rocket's cellmates are an otter with mechanical arms (Lyla), a walrus with tires for feet and mechanically-pried-open eyes (Teefs), and a bunny with robot spider legs and a metallically-caged mouth (Floor). Baby Rocket helps the High Evolutionary perfect the process, and afterwards, the High Evolutionary orders Baby Rocket's brain to be surgically removed for study and for his cellmates to be incinerated. Baby Rocket breaks them out, but as they're about to escape, the High Evolutionary shoots Lyla. His reinforcements arrive, and Rocket shoots them dead, but he turns around to find the reinforcements killed Teefs and Floor. Rocket claws off the High Evolutionary's face and escapes.

>They arrive at the High Evolutionary's coordinates, Counter-Earth, full of "humanimals" created by the High Evolutionary. Gamora is to stay with Rocket, Drax and Mantis stay near the ship, and Nebula, Quill, and Groot go to the High Evolutionary's lair. As they go to his lair, they see homeless humanimals, crack-dealing humanimals, and humanimals killing each other, proving it isn't utopia. Nebula has to stay behind because her arm is a weapon, and Groot and Quill go into the lair. The High Evolutionary reveals that since Counter-Earth failed as utopia, he's going to blow it up and start a new colony experiment. The planet starts to blow up, and his lair-spaceship launches. Quill tackles the "recorder" whose computer has the deleted file, and Groot flies down to help Quill land. They get the data.

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>>136948256
>crack-dealing humanimals

Crack Fox is canon in MCU?


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>>136948240
>Throughout the story, we get flashbacks showing Baby Rocket, 89P13, being experimented on and developed by the High Evolutionary. The High Evolutionary wants to create a utopia of anthropomorphic animals by shoving them in chambers that fast-forward them through millions of years of controlled, programmed evolution in seconds. Baby Rocket's cellmates are an otter with mechanical arms (Lyla), a walrus with tires for feet and mechanically-pried-open eyes (Teefs), and a bunny with robot spider legs and a metallically-caged mouth (Floor). Baby Rocket helps the High Evolutionary perfect the process, and afterwards, the High Evolutionary orders Baby Rocket's brain to be surgically removed for study and for his cellmates to be incinerated. Baby Rocket breaks them out, but as they're about to escape, the High Evolutionary shoots Lyla. His reinforcements arrive, and Rocket shoots them dead, but he turns around to find the reinforcements killed Teefs and Floor. Rocket claws off the High Evolutionary's face and escapes.

>They arrive at the High Evolutionary's coordinates, Counter-Earth, full of "humanimals" created by the High Evolutionary. Gamora is to stay with Rocket, Drax and Mantis stay near the ship, and Nebula, Quill, and Groot go to the High Evolutionary's lair. As they go to his lair, they see homeless humanimals, crack-dealing humanimals, and humanimals killing each other, proving it isn't utopia. Nebula has to stay behind because her arm is a weapon, and Groot and Quill go into the lair. The High Evolutionary reveals that since Counter-Earth failed as utopia, he's going to blow it up and start a new colony experiment. The planet starts to blow up, and his lair-spaceship launches. Quill tackles the "recorder" whose computer has the deleted file, and Groot flies down to help Quill land. They get the data.

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>>136948256
>>136948783
>humanimals
Andrew? Andrew Hussie is that you?


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>>136948256
>crack-dealing humanimals

Crack Fox is canon in MCU?

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>>136948256
>>136948783
>humanimals
Andrew? Andrew Hussie is that you?


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>>136948670
Drax does get a lot of great hits in on Adam. He's basically the only one who puts up a good fight, but Adam is still much stronger than him.

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>>136948770
Eh, I'll take it considering how quickly Ronan demolished him. From what you've described it sounds like Adam is significantly below his comic book powerlevel anyway so I'm not sure how impressive that's supposed to be.


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>>136948770
Eh, I'll take it considering how quickly Ronan demolished him. From what you've described it sounds like Adam is significantly below his comic book powerlevel anyway so I'm not sure how impressive that's supposed to be.

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>>136948808
He's pretty strong. Nowhere near comics levels, but it's also clear that this is very, very early stages of him. He's essentially a child, pulled out of his cocoon early by H.E.

Oh, speaking of Adam, forgot to mention this earlier: as they flee H.E.'s ship, Star-Lord has to freely spacewalk. Space debris gets in the way, and he's trapped in space, beginning to freeze, face beginning to pop, dying. "The Creation of Adam" is replicated as Adam reaches a fingertip out to Quill before grabbing him and flying him into Knowhere's atmosphere.


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>>136948808
He's pretty strong. Nowhere near comics levels, but it's also clear that this is very, very early stages of him. He's essentially a child, pulled out of his cocoon early by H.E.

Oh, speaking of Adam, forgot to mention this earlier: as they flee H.E.'s ship, Star-Lord has to freely spacewalk. Space debris gets in the way, and he's trapped in space, beginning to freeze, face beginning to pop, dying. "The Creation of Adam" is replicated as Adam reaches a fingertip out to Quill before grabbing him and flying him into Knowhere's atmosphere.

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>>136948829
>He's pretty strong
Closer to Iron Man in the suit, Ikaris/Thor or Carol would you say?


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>>136948829
>He's pretty strong
Closer to Iron Man in the suit, Ikaris/Thor or Carol would you say?

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>>136948856
Maybe somewhere around Ikaris' level, probably stronger.


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Seems like a self contained movie that does not fit into anything else which is good but simultaneously gives me the impression that, much like SW, Disney really did not have any solid plans for the MCU moving forward so I take this is an outlier.

Would you say this was better than multiverse of madness?

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>>136948875
>Would you say this was better than multiverse of madness?
Oh, by leaps and fucking bounds, absolutely.


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Seems like a self contained movie that does not fit into anything else which is good but simultaneously gives me the impression that, much like SW, Disney really did not have any solid plans for the MCU moving forward so I take this is an outlier.

Would you say this was better than multiverse of madness?

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>>136948875
I was just thinking this, it really doesn't seem to "end" anybody's story. Maybe you can say it "ends" Rocket's story, but losing his "family" to start a new Guardians doesn't seem like an ending, but an excuse to continue the franchise without any of the main actors.


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>>136947481 (OP)
Why does Nebula look like a dude?


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>>136948875
I was just thinking this, it really doesn't seem to "end" anybody's story. Maybe you can say it "ends" Rocket's story, but losing his "family" to start a new Guardians doesn't seem like an ending, but an excuse to continue the franchise without any of the main actors.

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>>136948916
Nta but maybe it's the end of the Guardians in the sense of the original team? It sounds like they've all split off into doing other things. Theoretically Star Lord can still return just not necessarily with the same lineup.


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>>136948916
Nta but maybe it's the end of the Guardians in the sense of the original team? It sounds like they've all split off into doing other things. Theoretically Star Lord can still return just not necessarily with the same lineup.

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>>136949000
OP here, and that's the sense I got. Just judging from the comments made by the actual actors, it seems like this might be the last we'll see of Zoe Saldaña and Dave Bautista in their roles. If Drax is done, Nebula probably is too, since they're both on Knowhere.

The movie ends with Quill just chilling on Earth with his grandpa while Rocket's Guardians are going out on adventures[/spoilers].


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>>136948267
>The Guardians free all of H.E.'s slaves and experiments, and they're escorted to Knowhere. Rocket finds a litter of baby raccoons and sees the scientific name and classification of what a "raccoon" is. H.E. shows up, throws him around. Rocket stabilizes himself and says he's not 89P13, he's "Rocket Raccoon." He blasts H.E., the rest of the Guardians show up and beat him down. He barely gets back up, and the corner of his face is loose. It's revealed H.E.'s face is a mask of his skin stretched over the bloody, viscera-coated skull left by Rocket clawing his face off, and they leave H.E. on the floor without his face rather than kill him.

>Guardians reunite at a bar on Knowhere and figure out what's next. They decide to go their separate ways: Peter decides to go home back to Earth to reunite with his grandpa; Mantis is going off on her own to finally figure out what she wants for herself; Nebula is staying behind to lead Knowhere; Drax is staying on Knowhere to watch over the former H.E. slaves; Gamora is back with the Ravagers; and Rocket and Groot will keep the Guardians team going. As they prepare to leave, Groot says "I love you guys." In the mid-credits, Rocket and Groot's new Guardians are on a desert planet. The team consists of Rocket, Groot, Adam Warlock, Cosmo, Phyla-Vell (one of the slaves), and Kraglin. Groot now looks like the leftmost Groot in picrel, massive and bulky. In the post-credits, Peter and his grandpa are having breakfast together talking about mowing the lawn. The final card is "THE LEGENDARY STAR-LORD WILL RETURN."

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>>136948282
>Nobody dies, but the group still finds an excuse to disband
I mean I get it, but that's still kind of lame.

>The final card is "THE LEGENDARY STAR-LORD WILL RETURN."
I mean, obviously. Dude's going to get all mopey and go back to space the minute his grandpa kicks the bucket.


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>>136949000
OP here, and that's the sense I got. Just judging from the comments made by the actual actors, it seems like this might be the last we'll see of Zoe Saldaña and Dave Bautista in their roles. If Drax is done, Nebula probably is too, since they're both on Knowhere.

The movie ends with Quill just chilling on Earth with his grandpa while Rocket's Guardians are going out on adventures[/spoilers].

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>>136949033
It's kind of funny how we can now make educated guesses about the plot progression of the MCU by checking the actors' interviews and seeing whose contracts are about to finish up. Can't blame Zoe and Dave really, they've done pretty well and since Endgame I've gotten the sense that the writers don't really know what to do with Gamora and Drax. For all intents and purposes Gamora finished her arc in Infinity War and the past one is a different character, while Drax just...doesn't really have a point anymore, not since Thanos has been killed off without a hint of a resurrection being imminent.


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>>136949033
It's kind of funny how we can now make educated guesses about the plot progression of the MCU by checking the actors' interviews and seeing whose contracts are about to finish up. Can't blame Zoe and Dave really, they've done pretty well and since Endgame I've gotten the sense that the writers don't really know what to do with Gamora and Drax. For all intents and purposes Gamora finished her arc in Infinity War and the past one is a different character, while Drax just...doesn't really have a point anymore, not since Thanos has been killed off without a hint of a resurrection being imminent.

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>>136949070
There probably should have been a few more permanent deaths in End Game. Let Gamora stay dead, have Drax die for real fighting Thanos to save Mantis or something.


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>>136948916
Nta but maybe it's the end of the Guardians in the sense of the original team? It sounds like they've all split off into doing other things. Theoretically Star Lord can still return just not necessarily with the same lineup.

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>>136949000

Obviously, the Original Team ends, but neither of the characters has a full arc or ending. Instead everybody returns to their home planet, kept their so they can come back if they want more money, but don't have a full arc or anything.

>>136949077

Yes, I kind of wonder what was the point of Gamora coming back if there was no purpose to her resurrection, it seems like GOTG3 doesn't really continue her story except to confirm she still exists. She should have just stayed dead. And Drax dying to Thanos would have at least fufilled his purpose.


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>>136949070
There probably should have been a few more permanent deaths in End Game. Let Gamora stay dead, have Drax die for real fighting Thanos to save Mantis or something.

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>>136949000

Obviously, the Original Team ends, but neither of the characters has a full arc or ending. Instead everybody returns to their home planet, kept their so they can come back if they want more money, but don't have a full arc or anything.

>>136949077

Yes, I kind of wonder what was the point of Gamora coming back if there was no purpose to her resurrection, it seems like GOTG3 doesn't really continue her story except to confirm she still exists. She should have just stayed dead. And Drax dying to Thanos would have at least fufilled his purpose.


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>>136949000

Obviously, the Original Team ends, but neither of the characters has a full arc or ending. Instead everybody returns to their home planet, kept their so they can come back if they want more money, but don't have a full arc or anything.

>>136949077

Yes, I kind of wonder what was the point of Gamora coming back if there was no purpose to her resurrection, it seems like GOTG3 doesn't really continue her story except to confirm she still exists. She should have just stayed dead. And Drax dying to Thanos would have at least fufilled his purpose.

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>>136949122
We've really reached a point where the idea of a shared continuity lost is charm and is more an active detriment now. It feels like nothing can really happen outside tentpole movies.


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>>136949122
We've really reached a point where the idea of a shared continuity lost is charm and is more an active detriment now. It feels like nothing can really happen outside tentpole movies.

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>>136949149
Just like how every major DC event in the last two years has been nonstop WE HAVE A MULTIVERSE! ISN'T THAT GREAT? YOU'RE EVIL IF YOU HATE THE MULTIVERSE AS A CONCEPT! with no actual substance in those stories


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sounds mid. definitely riding on Gunn's cult of personality for critic scores.
>Super Mario will return
let's hope not.

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>>136948788
>cal arts zoomie has a shit opinion


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>>136947481 (OP)
Sounds like shit like every Gunn movie


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>>136947481 (OP)
Will nebula and quell date each other or something ?


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>>136949000
OP here, and that's the sense I got. Just judging from the comments made by the actual actors, it seems like this might be the last we'll see of Zoe Saldaña and Dave Bautista in their roles. If Drax is done, Nebula probably is too, since they're both on Knowhere.

The movie ends with Quill just chilling on Earth with his grandpa while Rocket's Guardians are going out on adventures[/spoilers].

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>>136949033
>it seems like this might be the last we'll see of Zoe Saldaña and Dave Bautista in their roles

Until Disney's lawyers point out that the fine print in their contracts grants Disney ownership of their immortal souls. You work for the Mouse once, you work for the Mouse forever.


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>>136948267
>The Guardians free all of H.E.'s slaves and experiments, and they're escorted to Knowhere. Rocket finds a litter of baby raccoons and sees the scientific name and classification of what a "raccoon" is. H.E. shows up, throws him around. Rocket stabilizes himself and says he's not 89P13, he's "Rocket Raccoon." He blasts H.E., the rest of the Guardians show up and beat him down. He barely gets back up, and the corner of his face is loose. It's revealed H.E.'s face is a mask of his skin stretched over the bloody, viscera-coated skull left by Rocket clawing his face off, and they leave H.E. on the floor without his face rather than kill him.

>Guardians reunite at a bar on Knowhere and figure out what's next. They decide to go their separate ways: Peter decides to go home back to Earth to reunite with his grandpa; Mantis is going off on her own to finally figure out what she wants for herself; Nebula is staying behind to lead Knowhere; Drax is staying on Knowhere to watch over the former H.E. slaves; Gamora is back with the Ravagers; and Rocket and Groot will keep the Guardians team going. As they prepare to leave, Groot says "I love you guys." In the mid-credits, Rocket and Groot's new Guardians are on a desert planet. The team consists of Rocket, Groot, Adam Warlock, Cosmo, Phyla-Vell (one of the slaves), and Kraglin. Groot now looks like the leftmost Groot in picrel, massive and bulky. In the post-credits, Peter and his grandpa are having breakfast together talking about mowing the lawn. The final card is "THE LEGENDARY STAR-LORD WILL RETURN."

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>>136948282
So Nebula and Quill don't fug? That was all just trailerbait?


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>>136948770
Eh, I'll take it considering how quickly Ronan demolished him. From what you've described it sounds like Adam is significantly below his comic book powerlevel anyway so I'm not sure how impressive that's supposed to be.

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>>136948808
eh adam isn't that powerful in the comics without the soul gem anyway


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>>136948267
>The Guardians free all of H.E.'s slaves and experiments, and they're escorted to Knowhere. Rocket finds a litter of baby raccoons and sees the scientific name and classification of what a "raccoon" is. H.E. shows up, throws him around. Rocket stabilizes himself and says he's not 89P13, he's "Rocket Raccoon." He blasts H.E., the rest of the Guardians show up and beat him down. He barely gets back up, and the corner of his face is loose. It's revealed H.E.'s face is a mask of his skin stretched over the bloody, viscera-coated skull left by Rocket clawing his face off, and they leave H.E. on the floor without his face rather than kill him.

>Guardians reunite at a bar on Knowhere and figure out what's next. They decide to go their separate ways: Peter decides to go home back to Earth to reunite with his grandpa; Mantis is going off on her own to finally figure out what she wants for herself; Nebula is staying behind to lead Knowhere; Drax is staying on Knowhere to watch over the former H.E. slaves; Gamora is back with the Ravagers; and Rocket and Groot will keep the Guardians team going. As they prepare to leave, Groot says "I love you guys." In the mid-credits, Rocket and Groot's new Guardians are on a desert planet. The team consists of Rocket, Groot, Adam Warlock, Cosmo, Phyla-Vell (one of the slaves), and Kraglin. Groot now looks like the leftmost Groot in picrel, massive and bulky. In the post-credits, Peter and his grandpa are having breakfast together talking about mowing the lawn. The final card is "THE LEGENDARY STAR-LORD WILL RETURN."

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>>136948282
>Nobody dies
>H.E. gets spared
I can tell that if Gunn had 100% control over the movie, he would've killed both H.E. and at least 2 or 3 guardians


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>>136947481 (OP)
Wow, Gunn did it, disbanding gotg while disparaging Disney
>Walt want to create his utopia
>Feed normies kids with his features
>normies turns into Dis-fans with ugly behaviors
>Shove them into his utopia (celebration town)
>Celebration turns awry
>The good guys smashes all of this down
The mpetaphor fit perfect.
Slapping Walt and making bank. Gunn simultanously ate his cake and still have it


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>>136948282
>Nobody dies
>H.E. gets spared
I can tell that if Gunn had 100% control over the movie, he would've killed both H.E. and at least 2 or 3 guardians

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>>136950598
fuck marvel


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>>136948267
>The Guardians free all of H.E.'s slaves and experiments, and they're escorted to Knowhere. Rocket finds a litter of baby raccoons and sees the scientific name and classification of what a "raccoon" is. H.E. shows up, throws him around. Rocket stabilizes himself and says he's not 89P13, he's "Rocket Raccoon." He blasts H.E., the rest of the Guardians show up and beat him down. He barely gets back up, and the corner of his face is loose. It's revealed H.E.'s face is a mask of his skin stretched over the bloody, viscera-coated skull left by Rocket clawing his face off, and they leave H.E. on the floor without his face rather than kill him.

>Guardians reunite at a bar on Knowhere and figure out what's next. They decide to go their separate ways: Peter decides to go home back to Earth to reunite with his grandpa; Mantis is going off on her own to finally figure out what she wants for herself; Nebula is staying behind to lead Knowhere; Drax is staying on Knowhere to watch over the former H.E. slaves; Gamora is back with the Ravagers; and Rocket and Groot will keep the Guardians team going. As they prepare to leave, Groot says "I love you guys." In the mid-credits, Rocket and Groot's new Guardians are on a desert planet. The team consists of Rocket, Groot, Adam Warlock, Cosmo, Phyla-Vell (one of the slaves), and Kraglin. Groot now looks like the leftmost Groot in picrel, massive and bulky. In the post-credits, Peter and his grandpa are having breakfast together talking about mowing the lawn. The final card is "THE LEGENDARY STAR-LORD WILL RETURN."

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>>136948282
Huh. I was expecting more of a tearjerker honestly. Seems like they really had to wrangle some excuses to split the team up without actually killing anyone.


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>>136949000

Obviously, the Original Team ends, but neither of the characters has a full arc or ending. Instead everybody returns to their home planet, kept their so they can come back if they want more money, but don't have a full arc or anything.

>>136949077

Yes, I kind of wonder what was the point of Gamora coming back if there was no purpose to her resurrection, it seems like GOTG3 doesn't really continue her story except to confirm she still exists. She should have just stayed dead. And Drax dying to Thanos would have at least fufilled his purpose.

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>>136949122
but neither of the characters has a full arc or ending
Peter got one in vol. 2 and seems like rocket too in vol. 3.
Gamora and Drax sadly got cucked by infinity war and Endgame, and that was not Gunn's fault. The only character in the group that benefit from those two movies was Nebula and no one else.


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>>136947481 (OP)
5 days for the release here. Can't wait.


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[User] Is there anything to the Peter a Nebula romance or is it just a gag?

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>>136949663
It's a gag. Nobody gets with anyone this movie.


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>>136949663
It's a gag. Nobody gets with anyone this movie.

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>>136951322
Gaaay


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>>136949000

Obviously, the Original Team ends, but neither of the characters has a full arc or ending. Instead everybody returns to their home planet, kept their so they can come back if they want more money, but don't have a full arc or anything.

>>136949077

Yes, I kind of wonder what was the point of Gamora coming back if there was no purpose to her resurrection, it seems like GOTG3 doesn't really continue her story except to confirm she still exists. She should have just stayed dead. And Drax dying to Thanos would have at least fufilled his purpose.

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>>136949122
>Obviously, the Original Team ends, but neither of the characters has a full arc or ending.
OP back again here. This is actually what I meant by the movie laying the groundwork through lots of exchanges and dialogue. Almost all of the characters have proper arcs, even if they're not case-closed conclusions.
>Star-Lord: He has feelings for both Gamora and, yes, to some extent Nebula. Mantis and Drax try to help pull his head out of his ass and realize that he shouldn't just keep jumping from woman to woman and that he can be happy without needing a woman, and he eventually does so, letting Gamora go and going back to Earth.
>Mantis: Gets bossed around and chewed out the whole movie by Nebula and Gamora. She realizes the Guardians have been telling her what to do and how to do it this whole time, and that Ego did that before them, so she's never really had true independence, which is why she goes on her own.
>Drax: Throughout the movie, it's really emphasized that even though Gunn thinks Drax is a dumbass, he thinks it's a sincere, genuine place of love. He's the one who saves all the child slaves on H.E.'s ship and becomes their surrogate father on Knowhere, becoming a dad once again.
>Nebula: This one is more of an arc over the past few movies she's been in, but she genuinely loves the rest of the Guardians and thinks of them as family. She even stops Gamora from hurting Quill and prevents her from turning Rocket over to H.E.
>Gamora: This Gamora is a terrible piece of shit who wants to kill people just to send a message. She softens up by the end of the movie.
>Groot: Eh, not much really here, I'll give you that.
>Rocket: He realizes he's spent his entire life running and decides to go fight the H.E. instead of fleeing the ship to safety. He also decides to spare H.E. because a Guardian of the Galaxy wouldn't kill him.


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[User] Is there anything to the Peter a Nebula romance or is it just a gag?

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>>136949663
>>136950040
>>136950514
It would run contrary to what Gunn was going for with Star-Lord, but I would've liked it too. There's this one moment at the beginning of the movie between them that I found really touching.
Star-Lord has been drinking and chews Rocket out for touching his Walkman before passing out drunk, and it's clear this is a pretty regular thing the Guardians have to deal with. Nebula comes and carries him to his apartment, and as she's laying him down, he reaches for her hand and says, "I love you, Gamora." She doesn't say anything, just gently takes his hand and guides it back to him and tucks him in.
Nebula is probably the most underrated character in the Guardians corner of the MCU.


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>>136947481 (OP)
Will nebula and quell date each other or something ?

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>>136949663
>>136950040
>>136950514
It would run contrary to what Gunn was going for with Star-Lord, but I would've liked it too. There's this one moment at the beginning of the movie between them that I found really touching.
Star-Lord has been drinking and chews Rocket out for touching his Walkman before passing out drunk, and it's clear this is a pretty regular thing the Guardians have to deal with. Nebula comes and carries him to his apartment, and as she's laying him down, he reaches for her hand and says, "I love you, Gamora." She doesn't say anything, just gently takes his hand and guides it back to him and tucks him in.
Nebula is probably the most underrated character in the Guardians corner of the MCU.


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>>136948282
So Nebula and Quill don't fug? That was all just trailerbait?

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>>136949663
>>136950040
>>136950514
It would run contrary to what Gunn was going for with Star-Lord, but I would've liked it too. There's this one moment at the beginning of the movie between them that I found really touching.
Star-Lord has been drinking and chews Rocket out for touching his Walkman before passing out drunk, and it's clear this is a pretty regular thing the Guardians have to deal with. Nebula comes and carries him to his apartment, and as she's laying him down, he reaches for her hand and says, "I love you, Gamora." She doesn't say anything, just gently takes his hand and guides it back to him and tucks him in.
Nebula is probably the most underrated character in the Guardians corner of the MCU.


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>>136949122
>Obviously, the Original Team ends, but neither of the characters has a full arc or ending.
OP back again here. This is actually what I meant by the movie laying the groundwork through lots of exchanges and dialogue. Almost all of the characters have proper arcs, even if they're not case-closed conclusions.
>Star-Lord: He has feelings for both Gamora and, yes, to some extent Nebula. Mantis and Drax try to help pull his head out of his ass and realize that he shouldn't just keep jumping from woman to woman and that he can be happy without needing a woman, and he eventually does so, letting Gamora go and going back to Earth.
>Mantis: Gets bossed around and chewed out the whole movie by Nebula and Gamora. She realizes the Guardians have been telling her what to do and how to do it this whole time, and that Ego did that before them, so she's never really had true independence, which is why she goes on her own.
>Drax: Throughout the movie, it's really emphasized that even though Gunn thinks Drax is a dumbass, he thinks it's a sincere, genuine place of love. He's the one who saves all the child slaves on H.E.'s ship and becomes their surrogate father on Knowhere, becoming a dad once again.
>Nebula: This one is more of an arc over the past few movies she's been in, but she genuinely loves the rest of the Guardians and thinks of them as family. She even stops Gamora from hurting Quill and prevents her from turning Rocket over to H.E.
>Gamora: This Gamora is a terrible piece of shit who wants to kill people just to send a message. She softens up by the end of the movie.
>Groot: Eh, not much really here, I'll give you that.
>Rocket: He realizes he's spent his entire life running and decides to go fight the H.E. instead of fleeing the ship to safety. He also decides to spare H.E. because a Guardian of the Galaxy wouldn't kill him.

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>>136952131
>>136952196
That's cute. Does Nebula seem to reciprocate at all? She seemed pretty tsundere in the trailers. If so they could maybe do something with a relationship in the future then. Quill obviously needs to sort some shit out and make peace with some things but I can't see him staying on Earth forever.

Course, I don't trust anyone but Gunn to write these characters so I hope they at least consult him heavily whatever they do.


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>>136949663
>>136950040
>>136950514
It would run contrary to what Gunn was going for with Star-Lord, but I would've liked it too. There's this one moment at the beginning of the movie between them that I found really touching.
Star-Lord has been drinking and chews Rocket out for touching his Walkman before passing out drunk, and it's clear this is a pretty regular thing the Guardians have to deal with. Nebula comes and carries him to his apartment, and as she's laying him down, he reaches for her hand and says, "I love you, Gamora." She doesn't say anything, just gently takes his hand and guides it back to him and tucks him in.
Nebula is probably the most underrated character in the Guardians corner of the MCU.

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>>136952131
>>136952196
That's cute. Does Nebula seem to reciprocate at all? She seemed pretty tsundere in the trailers. If so they could maybe do something with a relationship in the future then. Quill obviously needs to sort some shit out and make peace with some things but I can't see him staying on Earth forever.

Course, I don't trust anyone but Gunn to write these characters so I hope they at least consult him heavily whatever they do.


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>>136952131
>>136952196
That's cute. Does Nebula seem to reciprocate at all? She seemed pretty tsundere in the trailers. If so they could maybe do something with a relationship in the future then. Quill obviously needs to sort some shit out and make peace with some things but I can't see him staying on Earth forever.

Course, I don't trust anyone but Gunn to write these characters so I hope they at least consult him heavily whatever they do.

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>>136952246
I honestly thought toward the end they were going to go with it. When Gamora is leaving the group to go back to the Ravagers, she has this moment with Quill, and as she's talking with him, she's looking over at Nebula, and I thought it was a sort of framing for the audience to realize that, yeah, Quill's old Gamora is far closer to Nebula than the new one. I don't know about outright reciprocate, but there are moments throughout the movie that are basically subtextual relationship stuff with them, such as a moment where they're arguing like an old married couple on Counter-Earth.


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[User] How likely are we to see a Adam solo movie based on what we see in this movie? Also is the movie worth buying popcorn for.

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>>136952287
>Adam solo movie
Not sure about that one. He's part of the new Guardians team at the end, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they decided to do a solo movie.
>Also is the movie worth buying popcorn for.
I think so. It's about 2.5 hours long, so having something to munch on here and there throughout during the action scenes could be nice. Definitely wish I didn't get a drink though, for that same reason.


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>>136949122
>Obviously, the Original Team ends, but neither of the characters has a full arc or ending.
OP back again here. This is actually what I meant by the movie laying the groundwork through lots of exchanges and dialogue. Almost all of the characters have proper arcs, even if they're not case-closed conclusions.
>Star-Lord: He has feelings for both Gamora and, yes, to some extent Nebula. Mantis and Drax try to help pull his head out of his ass and realize that he shouldn't just keep jumping from woman to woman and that he can be happy without needing a woman, and he eventually does so, letting Gamora go and going back to Earth.
>Mantis: Gets bossed around and chewed out the whole movie by Nebula and Gamora. She realizes the Guardians have been telling her what to do and how to do it this whole time, and that Ego did that before them, so she's never really had true independence, which is why she goes on her own.
>Drax: Throughout the movie, it's really emphasized that even though Gunn thinks Drax is a dumbass, he thinks it's a sincere, genuine place of love. He's the one who saves all the child slaves on H.E.'s ship and becomes their surrogate father on Knowhere, becoming a dad once again.
>Nebula: This one is more of an arc over the past few movies she's been in, but she genuinely loves the rest of the Guardians and thinks of them as family. She even stops Gamora from hurting Quill and prevents her from turning Rocket over to H.E.
>Gamora: This Gamora is a terrible piece of shit who wants to kill people just to send a message. She softens up by the end of the movie.
>Groot: Eh, not much really here, I'll give you that.
>Rocket: He realizes he's spent his entire life running and decides to go fight the H.E. instead of fleeing the ship to safety. He also decides to spare H.E. because a Guardian of the Galaxy wouldn't kill him.

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>>136952131

It sounds like Nebula is the only person who has a character arc through the entire series. Characters might have a "character arc" for a single movie, but it's clear that there wasn't an overarching plot or direction for the franchise. The Guardians of the Galaxy wasn't one grand story spread out among 3 films, it was a serial, with each separate serial bolting on continuity, with no destination in mind. Which is fine, I'm certain the movie will be good, I like all of Gunn's movies. But it's clear that there wasn't a plan the entire time.


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> phyla but no moondragon

REEEEE

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>>136952554
>noooo my whore shitty character isnt together with her dyke shitfriend so they can be double as bland and boring together


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> phyla but no moondragon

REEEEE

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>>136952554
Good, they're way better when they're not revolving around each other.


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>>136948240
>Throughout the story, we get flashbacks showing Baby Rocket, 89P13, being experimented on and developed by the High Evolutionary. The High Evolutionary wants to create a utopia of anthropomorphic animals by shoving them in chambers that fast-forward them through millions of years of controlled, programmed evolution in seconds. Baby Rocket's cellmates are an otter with mechanical arms (Lyla), a walrus with tires for feet and mechanically-pried-open eyes (Teefs), and a bunny with robot spider legs and a metallically-caged mouth (Floor). Baby Rocket helps the High Evolutionary perfect the process, and afterwards, the High Evolutionary orders Baby Rocket's brain to be surgically removed for study and for his cellmates to be incinerated. Baby Rocket breaks them out, but as they're about to escape, the High Evolutionary shoots Lyla. His reinforcements arrive, and Rocket shoots them dead, but he turns around to find the reinforcements killed Teefs and Floor. Rocket claws off the High Evolutionary's face and escapes.

>They arrive at the High Evolutionary's coordinates, Counter-Earth, full of "humanimals" created by the High Evolutionary. Gamora is to stay with Rocket, Drax and Mantis stay near the ship, and Nebula, Quill, and Groot go to the High Evolutionary's lair. As they go to his lair, they see homeless humanimals, crack-dealing humanimals, and humanimals killing each other, proving it isn't utopia. Nebula has to stay behind because her arm is a weapon, and Groot and Quill go into the lair. The High Evolutionary reveals that since Counter-Earth failed as utopia, he's going to blow it up and start a new colony experiment. The planet starts to blow up, and his lair-spaceship launches. Quill tackles the "recorder" whose computer has the deleted file, and Groot flies down to help Quill land. They get the data.

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>>136948256
High Evolutionary sounds like a retard


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>>136948267
>The Guardians free all of H.E.'s slaves and experiments, and they're escorted to Knowhere. Rocket finds a litter of baby raccoons and sees the scientific name and classification of what a "raccoon" is. H.E. shows up, throws him around. Rocket stabilizes himself and says he's not 89P13, he's "Rocket Raccoon." He blasts H.E., the rest of the Guardians show up and beat him down. He barely gets back up, and the corner of his face is loose. It's revealed H.E.'s face is a mask of his skin stretched over the bloody, viscera-coated skull left by Rocket clawing his face off, and they leave H.E. on the floor without his face rather than kill him.

>Guardians reunite at a bar on Knowhere and figure out what's next. They decide to go their separate ways: Peter decides to go home back to Earth to reunite with his grandpa; Mantis is going off on her own to finally figure out what she wants for herself; Nebula is staying behind to lead Knowhere; Drax is staying on Knowhere to watch over the former H.E. slaves; Gamora is back with the Ravagers; and Rocket and Groot will keep the Guardians team going. As they prepare to leave, Groot says "I love you guys." In the mid-credits, Rocket and Groot's new Guardians are on a desert planet. The team consists of Rocket, Groot, Adam Warlock, Cosmo, Phyla-Vell (one of the slaves), and Kraglin. Groot now looks like the leftmost Groot in picrel, massive and bulky. In the post-credits, Peter and his grandpa are having breakfast together talking about mowing the lawn. The final card is "THE LEGENDARY STAR-LORD WILL RETURN."

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>>136948282
I’m gonna call bullshit on this one because every review says this movie us incredibly dark, and the only dark stuff seems to be the animal cruelty. Nothing you’ve said makes the movie sound so grim.


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>>136948282
I’m gonna call bullshit on this one because every review says this movie us incredibly dark, and the only dark stuff seems to be the animal cruelty. Nothing you’ve said makes the movie sound so grim.

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>>136952897
Seems pretty consistent with all the reviews I've read


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who dies?
who fucks?

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>>136947532
Who cares? What music did they use?


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>>136948282
I’m gonna call bullshit on this one because every review says this movie us incredibly dark, and the only dark stuff seems to be the animal cruelty. Nothing you’ve said makes the movie sound so grim.

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>>136952897
I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty.


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>>136948282
I’m gonna call bullshit on this one because every review says this movie us incredibly dark, and the only dark stuff seems to be the animal cruelty. Nothing you’ve said makes the movie sound so grim.

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>>136952897
The animal abuse stuff is really, really intense, so that's probably the bulk of it. We also see individual humanimals getting blown up as H.E. destroys Counter-Earth. He also has cages full of slave children he experiments on.


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>>136947532
Who cares? What music did they use?

[Assistant]
>>136952956
Here are the needledrops I remember standing out:
>Creep (Acoustic) by Radiohead, opening credits song as Rocket walks through Knowhere depressed and comes across alcoholic Quill
>We Care a Lot by Faith No More, as the Guardians land on Counter-Earth
>No Sleep Till Brooklyn by Beastie Boys, as the Guardians head into the final fight against H.E.'s "Hellspawn" and soldiers
>The Dog Days Are Over by Florence + the Machine, closing song that all the Guardians dance to before parting ways
>Come and Get Your Love by Redbone, Rocket plays it on the Zune that Quill gave him during the mid-credits with his new Guardians team
Full soundtrack is picrel


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> phyla but no moondragon

REEEEE

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>>136952554
>>136952612
People on twitter are already trying to call Gunn lesbophobic


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>>136952554
>noooo my whore shitty character isnt together with her dyke shitfriend so they can be double as bland and boring together

[Assistant]
>>136952554
>>136952612
People on twitter are already trying to call Gunn lesbophobic


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>>136952554
>>136952612
People on twitter are already trying to call Gunn lesbophobic

[Assistant]
>>136953134
I think the animal exploitation will make them madder


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>>136952554
>>136952612
People on twitter are already trying to call Gunn lesbophobic

[Assistant] >>136953134


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>>136947481 (OP)
Why does Nebula look like a dude?

[Assistant]
>>136948940
They told them to do casual poses. The actress later said "What was I thinking with that pose? What am I leaning against? What's my elbow doing?"


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>>136952554
>>136952612
People on twitter are already trying to call Gunn lesbophobic

[Assistant]
>>136953134
twattards stay vigilant for a reason to bitch


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>>136948940
They told them to do casual poses. The actress later said "What was I thinking with that pose? What am I leaning against? What's my elbow doing?"

[Assistant]
>>136953380
They should've reshot it


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>>136952554
>noooo my whore shitty character isnt together with her dyke shitfriend so they can be double as bland and boring together

[Assistant]
>>136952612
>>136952781
look i just find moondragon sexy ok


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>>136952554
Good, they're way better when they're not revolving around each other.

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>>136952612
>>136952781
look i just find moondragon sexy ok


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>>136952897
Seems pretty consistent with all the reviews I've read

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>>136952943
>>136953032
I guess I expected more than civilian casualties when described as a “grim movie” for the Guardians. I expected half the crew to die or be miserable, but they’re all happy by the end. They don’t even kill the main bad guy it seems, so its odd that the darkest parts of the film are exclusively aimed at civilians.


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>>136952897
The animal abuse stuff is really, really intense, so that's probably the bulk of it. We also see individual humanimals getting blown up as H.E. destroys Counter-Earth. He also has cages full of slave children he experiments on.

[Assistant]
>>136952943
>>136953032
I guess I expected more than civilian casualties when described as a “grim movie” for the Guardians. I expected half the crew to die or be miserable, but they’re all happy by the end. They don’t even kill the main bad guy it seems, so its odd that the darkest parts of the film are exclusively aimed at civilians.


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>>136952612
>>136952781
look i just find moondragon sexy ok

[Assistant]
>>136954874
Terrible taste in woman and you forget that MNoondragon wouldnt show even a tiny bit of skin.


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>>136952943
>>136953032
I guess I expected more than civilian casualties when described as a “grim movie” for the Guardians. I expected half the crew to die or be miserable, but they’re all happy by the end. They don’t even kill the main bad guy it seems, so its odd that the darkest parts of the film are exclusively aimed at civilians.

[Assistant]
>>136955178
Yeah after all the talk of how dark and grim and sad it would be and how it would make you cry, it seems pretty safe.


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>>136952943
>>136953032
I guess I expected more than civilian casualties when described as a “grim movie” for the Guardians. I expected half the crew to die or be miserable, but they’re all happy by the end. They don’t even kill the main bad guy it seems, so its odd that the darkest parts of the film are exclusively aimed at civilians.

[Assistant]
>>136955178
it is weird that they don't kill him but Peter and Nebula have a no kill rule earlier on so maybe it's a new thing


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>>136955178
Yeah after all the talk of how dark and grim and sad it would be and how it would make you cry, it seems pretty safe.

[Assistant]
>>136955264
>>136955178
freethinkers when a main character doesn't predictably die in the trilogy finale