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>>137026263
I always thought that Ego was basically just a retarded Celestial in that his growth may have been stunted by the premature destruction of his planet (which is why he still forms a planet around his core) and he may have been abandoned by his kind because of that. Ego wasn't educated so he took it upon himself to explore the galaxy and found that he was too Celestial for mortals but too mortal for the Celestial and this resulted in an inferiority complex where he felt the need to spread himself to other planets so he won't feel alone, thus his name Ego.

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>>137026363
Ego is really weird in that the first Guardians movie SHOWED you what proper Celestials look like-and lo and behold, Arishem the Judge looks fairly comic book accurate.

They really needed to add something like "And I was abandoned for being the Celestial equivalent of a special needs child stuffing crayons up my nose so now I'm doing my own thing instead of their stupid galaxy seed and feed shit" to let him make sense. It would've even added a new dimension to his plan to "see Eternity" (who also turned out to be a very literal guy that Gorr actually walked up to and saw, lmao) in that maybe he wanted to subsume the universe out of an inferiority complex at all the Celestials laughing for him LARPing as lesser species instead of making a giant robot body.


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>>137026185
I feel like the MCU has a bit of a problem with their higher stakes villains in which it feels like they should have met, but they just haven't for whatever reason. Take Ego. Thinks he's the only Celestial out there-oh wait, there are at least 2 Celestials literally just hanging out at Omnipotence City watching the god orgies. And multiple planetary populations, including Thanos' homeworld, have Eternals which acknowledge who their creators are. And frankly, the Eternals made everything Ego ever made look like shit. Did someone just forget to invite him? Oh and speaking of that, how the hell did Odin bury all evidence of Hela and his armies if the gods of Omnipotence City are immortal, numerous and presumably MUST have heard of the conquests before Odin presumably showed up the orgies one day and sheepishly announced the Asgardians are now nice?

And so on that basis no. I don't think they ever met. Because if they had I'm pretty sure the High Evolutionary would have had such an autism meltdown at how much Thanos' tech outclasses his he'd have thrown everything he had at him. I mean the man was mindbroken from being outsmarted by a fucking raccoon

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>>137026263
Wakanda Forever is kind of funny if you take into account Love and Thunder, Shuri kept praying to Bast despite her atheism to help her brother but we know thanks to L&T that she may have been too busy attending Zeus' orgies.


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>>137026263
High Revolutionary was mindbroken specifically because a creation of his managef to come up with a solution to something he himself couldn't figure out

[Assistant]
>>137026396
Given how quickly Thanos reverse engineered fucking Pym particles, I'm pretty sure he'd have figured out something HE couldn't pretty quickly if they'd ever met.


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>>137026185
I feel like the MCU has a bit of a problem with their higher stakes villains in which it feels like they should have met, but they just haven't for whatever reason. Take Ego. Thinks he's the only Celestial out there-oh wait, there are at least 2 Celestials literally just hanging out at Omnipotence City watching the god orgies. And multiple planetary populations, including Thanos' homeworld, have Eternals which acknowledge who their creators are. And frankly, the Eternals made everything Ego ever made look like shit. Did someone just forget to invite him? Oh and speaking of that, how the hell did Odin bury all evidence of Hela and his armies if the gods of Omnipotence City are immortal, numerous and presumably MUST have heard of the conquests before Odin presumably showed up the orgies one day and sheepishly announced the Asgardians are now nice?

And so on that basis no. I don't think they ever met. Because if they had I'm pretty sure the High Evolutionary would have had such an autism meltdown at how much Thanos' tech outclasses his he'd have thrown everything he had at him. I mean the man was mindbroken from being outsmarted by a fucking raccoon

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>>137026263
You have like three international crime syndicates all secretly controlling the world (HYDRA, Red Room and Ten Rings. Oh and if you consider Netflix shows canon also The Hand which makes it four)


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>>137026263
Wakanda Forever is kind of funny if you take into account Love and Thunder, Shuri kept praying to Bast despite her atheism to help her brother but we know thanks to L&T that she may have been too busy attending Zeus' orgies.

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>>137026438
I mean can you even blame Bast

>Last BP, beloved by all, died wanting Wakanda to open up and engage more with the world
>His mother instead doubles down on it's isolation and covert ops, with the only shown instance of Wakandan charity being his baby mama
>Said baby mama also accidentally starts an international incident by shooting dead an Atlantean guard while rescuing Shuri
>His sister ends up devolving into a genocidal rage and nearly kills Namor in a deep fryer, after the fucking Heart-Shaped Herb itself shows her to be little different from Killmonger emotionally
>Bast COULD deal with all that absolute bullshit shitting all over T'challa's wishes
>OR she could continue getting doubleteamed by Zeus and Poseidon while blowing Hades
At least Hanuman seems to do his fucking job, considering while the plains Wakandans are in a constant state of political implosion the Jabbari can fend off Thanos' forces with big fucking sticks


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>>137026263
You have like three international crime syndicates all secretly controlling the world (HYDRA, Red Room and Ten Rings. Oh and if you consider Netflix shows canon also The Hand which makes it four)

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>>137026468
Ten Rings was a shadow of its former self, Hydra and the Red Room were rival organizations.


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>>137024629 (OP)
Still undecided in seeing this, just a few questions to help me make up my mind
>is Quill portrayed as useless throughout the entire movie?
>is the humor more hit than miss?
>are any of the characters especially annoying?


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>>137026263
You have like three international crime syndicates all secretly controlling the world (HYDRA, Red Room and Ten Rings. Oh and if you consider Netflix shows canon also The Hand which makes it four)

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>>137026468
>Ten Rings
OH YEAH, and we had the fake Mandarin, the "Real" Mandarin and the not!Mandarin that the Shang-Chi movie made a point of having the fake Mandarin apologise to for doing a racist impersonation of. Nevermind that the Ten Rings is actually mainly concerned with Chinese mysticism despite having had a cell in the middle east that was apparently being manipulated by an unrelated white man who was a biochemist I'm pretty sure didn't even believe in magic.

Also don't forget that SHIELD is nothing but a HYDRA front that just keeps continuously imploding until at this point HYDRA is probably just 15 guys desperately trying to pretend they've been SHIELD agents all along


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>>137024629 (OP)
Still undecided in seeing this, just a few questions to help me make up my mind
>is Quill portrayed as useless throughout the entire movie?
>is the humor more hit than miss?
>are any of the characters especially annoying?

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>>137026559
>Quill
He is very, very fucking useless for like 3/4s of the movie. Past Gamora in particular goes out of her way to absolutely shit on him to make clear they will never get back together and she can't imagine why they ever did. In the last quarter though, when they're on the cusp of resurrecting Rocket, he goes into full plot armoured action movie hero mode and blazes through armies of things that could have snapped him in half. He ends the movie having gotten basically all his mojo back, and going back to Earth to reconnect with his grandpa

Side note: He has some weird...I'm not even sure if it's intentional chemistry, but some weird moments with Nebula where they bicker like an old married couple. Feels like something vague enough for them to ignore if they want, or come back to if they decide to ship him with her
>humor
When it's bad, it's really quite insufferable and jarring. Overall though I would say there are more hits than misses.
>annoying
Gamora has lost all her character development so she's utterly insufferable. Nebula gets quite a bit of it too because she's cracking under the stress of being the only competent adult in the Guardians and devolves into screaming at everyone else to cope, but she ends the movie in a pretty good place as the team mom for all the experimented lifeforms rescued from the High Evolutionary's chambers.

I also found Adam Warlock utterly pointless, but the movie kicks the shit out of him so hard I can't really hate him. He is a literal, actual toddler in a grown man's body


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>>137024629 (OP)
Still undecided in seeing this, just a few questions to help me make up my mind
>is Quill portrayed as useless throughout the entire movie?
>is the humor more hit than miss?
>are any of the characters especially annoying?

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>>137026559
>annoying
Also Drax is still a dumb overly literal retard still retreading the joke of being smug and dumb, but you probably expected that. At the end of his movie, Nebula absolutely and rightfully unloads on him for overplaying the dumb bit, and in turn his parenting skills do let him help the guardians avoid accidentally catching some genetically enhanced children in friendly fire though


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>>137026559
>Quill
He is very, very fucking useless for like 3/4s of the movie. Past Gamora in particular goes out of her way to absolutely shit on him to make clear they will never get back together and she can't imagine why they ever did. In the last quarter though, when they're on the cusp of resurrecting Rocket, he goes into full plot armoured action movie hero mode and blazes through armies of things that could have snapped him in half. He ends the movie having gotten basically all his mojo back, and going back to Earth to reconnect with his grandpa

Side note: He has some weird...I'm not even sure if it's intentional chemistry, but some weird moments with Nebula where they bicker like an old married couple. Feels like something vague enough for them to ignore if they want, or come back to if they decide to ship him with her
>humor
When it's bad, it's really quite insufferable and jarring. Overall though I would say there are more hits than misses.
>annoying
Gamora has lost all her character development so she's utterly insufferable. Nebula gets quite a bit of it too because she's cracking under the stress of being the only competent adult in the Guardians and devolves into screaming at everyone else to cope, but she ends the movie in a pretty good place as the team mom for all the experimented lifeforms rescued from the High Evolutionary's chambers.

I also found Adam Warlock utterly pointless, but the movie kicks the shit out of him so hard I can't really hate him. He is a literal, actual toddler in a grown man's body

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>>137026654
>>137026676
Doesn't sound too good, to be honest. I'd prefer Quill to be believably competent throughout, even if he was depressed at losing Gamora.
Also good that someone calls Drax out on his bs, i think even Dave Bautista is sick of playing the character because of how over the top he is, but again, i'd prefer it if they just gave him better writing.
Last one, would you say this is significantly worse than the previous two movies?


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>>137026559
>annoying
Also Drax is still a dumb overly literal retard still retreading the joke of being smug and dumb, but you probably expected that. At the end of his movie, Nebula absolutely and rightfully unloads on him for overplaying the dumb bit, and in turn his parenting skills do let him help the guardians avoid accidentally catching some genetically enhanced children in friendly fire though

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>>137026654
>>137026676
Doesn't sound too good, to be honest. I'd prefer Quill to be believably competent throughout, even if he was depressed at losing Gamora.
Also good that someone calls Drax out on his bs, i think even Dave Bautista is sick of playing the character because of how over the top he is, but again, i'd prefer it if they just gave him better writing.
Last one, would you say this is significantly worse than the previous two movies?


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>>137026654
>>137026676
Doesn't sound too good, to be honest. I'd prefer Quill to be believably competent throughout, even if he was depressed at losing Gamora.
Also good that someone calls Drax out on his bs, i think even Dave Bautista is sick of playing the character because of how over the top he is, but again, i'd prefer it if they just gave him better writing.
Last one, would you say this is significantly worse than the previous two movies?

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>>137026836
Better than the first but not as good as the second one, which had better things to do for all the main characters and was more emotional.


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>>137026836
Better than the first but not as good as the second one, which had better things to do for all the main characters and was more emotional.

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>>137026869
Well, alright. I think I'm in the minority when I say 2 is my favorite, but its good to hear its better than the first at least.


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>>137025173
This is probably the most harrowing MCU film for kids to watch. Leaving aside Rocket's origin, an entire planet and race literally die after we get a scene of them being humanized and helping out the Guardians

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>>137025222
Guardians 1 also had a scene with the villain murdering millions of Nova corp soldiers in that big explosive finale, and Guardians 2 revealed Ego had a bunch of children he killed. I never saw anybody complain that was too dark.


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>>137025222
Guardians 1 also had a scene with the villain murdering millions of Nova corp soldiers in that big explosive finale, and Guardians 2 revealed Ego had a bunch of children he killed. I never saw anybody complain that was too dark.

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>>137026968
Those were just soldiers and Ego murdering his children was after the fact. In Vol. 3, we actually do get to see stuff like Rocket being experimented on, his friends having sweet moments together before they die, the High Evolutionary getting mauled, and the albino family and their house suddenly getting blown up.


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[User] Any camrips of the movie out yet or do you have to wait for the US release?

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>>137027210
Worth seeing in the cinema. Great soundtrack on movie theater speakers and lots of eye candy


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>>137024894
Bullshit. Both the girl and Gamora were shittalking him for all the way, the only thing he did to "charm" her was that cheesy "let me win them over with the power of love!" spiel at the end that convinced her to unlock the console so he could fake her out and hack the guards into floating. And that only worked because they were all fucked otherwise

>>137024937
Eh, she's not that exciting. Pretty cool when she managed to tame the battery-eating interdimensional predators though

>>137024949
Seriously? Warlock was a fucking clown for the whole movie and a literal manchild. Lost Rocket with him literally in his arms. Knocked down by ONE of Gamora's shots. Left exhausted by the explosion that took out his ship on Counter-Earth. Held at bay for a while by DRAX of all people, the same Drax Ronan casually slapped down WITHOUT a Power Stone

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>>137024987
I liked Adam Warlock now because he likes Adrian Belew


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>>137026654
>>137026676
Doesn't sound too good, to be honest. I'd prefer Quill to be believably competent throughout, even if he was depressed at losing Gamora.
Also good that someone calls Drax out on his bs, i think even Dave Bautista is sick of playing the character because of how over the top he is, but again, i'd prefer it if they just gave him better writing.
Last one, would you say this is significantly worse than the previous two movies?

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>>137026836
Just so you know >>137026869 is a different anon, personally I liked it better than both movies before it. I also think it's story has higher barriers to entry though, the shit with Rocket is brutal but he spends most of the movie unconscious, and it hits harder if you've seen him in the second one.


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>>137026836
Better than the first but not as good as the second one, which had better things to do for all the main characters and was more emotional.

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>>137026836
Just so you know >>137026869 is a different anon, personally I liked it better than both movies before it. I also think it's story has higher barriers to entry though, the shit with Rocket is brutal but he spends most of the movie unconscious, and it hits harder if you've seen him in the second one.


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[User] What's the postcredit scene?

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>>137027308
Starlord having awkward conversation with his dad over breakfast. Caption says Starlord will return over this mundane scene. Disgusting sound of chewing cereal continues until fade to black
Not even trolling


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[User] Best scene in the film was Gamora toilet scene

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>>137024629 (OP)
>imagine paying money and spending hours of your time to watch this schlock


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>>137024629 (OP)
>imagine paying money and spending hours of your time to watch this schlock

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>>137027355
I don't have to imagine it, I did it today and it was very enjoyable


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>>137024629 (OP)
Not even Adam Warlock with James Gunn as Gamora can wear the leotard

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>>137025885
Gunn managed to radically change the costume and visual appearance of all the Marvel Comics characters he brought into the MCU he seems to have a disdain for what Jim Starlin created


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>>137027210
Worth seeing in the cinema. Great soundtrack on movie theater speakers and lots of eye candy

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>>137027266
>Worth seeing in the cinema.
Fuck you and your transgenda


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>>137026654
>>137026676
Doesn't sound too good, to be honest. I'd prefer Quill to be believably competent throughout, even if he was depressed at losing Gamora.
Also good that someone calls Drax out on his bs, i think even Dave Bautista is sick of playing the character because of how over the top he is, but again, i'd prefer it if they just gave him better writing.
Last one, would you say this is significantly worse than the previous two movies?

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>>137026836
The issue with Quill's competence is that he's so laser focused on getting "Gamora" back it's stunting everything else about him. Every revolves around getting her back which is why he's useless. The reason he gets his grove back saving Rocket is because it's the first real moment where he isn't obsessing over what he lost and is instead trying to help someone. Which is exactly what got Gamora to like him the first movie. All his flirting fell flat with her until he actually showed his good side. It's a thematic circle, at the start of the film series his problem was taking people's hands, and at the end it was letting go. Both can ruin you as a person and you need to know the right place, right time


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>>137027266
>Worth seeing in the cinema.
Fuck you and your transgenda

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>>137027455
Lol that's a biiiiig stretch


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[User] First F-bomb in the MCU and they kind of just casually dropped it

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>>137027571
I didn't even register it


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>>137027266
>Worth seeing in the cinema.
Fuck you and your transgenda

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>>137027455
Based, these movies are woke trash


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>>137024894
Bullshit. Both the girl and Gamora were shittalking him for all the way, the only thing he did to "charm" her was that cheesy "let me win them over with the power of love!" spiel at the end that convinced her to unlock the console so he could fake her out and hack the guards into floating. And that only worked because they were all fucked otherwise

>>137024937
Eh, she's not that exciting. Pretty cool when she managed to tame the battery-eating interdimensional predators though

>>137024949
Seriously? Warlock was a fucking clown for the whole movie and a literal manchild. Lost Rocket with him literally in his arms. Knocked down by ONE of Gamora's shots. Left exhausted by the explosion that took out his ship on Counter-Earth. Held at bay for a while by DRAX of all people, the same Drax Ronan casually slapped down WITHOUT a Power Stone

[Assistant]
>>137024987
|How do you feel about the new team? and why is the jub jub loli in it?


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>>137027455
Based, these movies are woke trash

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>>137027873
Soe Saldana is old af-I don't want to see her wearing that


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[User] First F-bomb in the MCU and they kind of just casually dropped it

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>>137027571
Didn't Fury already say motherfucker before?


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[User] Best scene in the film was Gamora toilet scene

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>>137024629 (OP)
do they actually show Gamora on the space toilet?


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>>137024629 (OP)
do they actually show Gamora on the space toilet?

[Assistant]
>>137028307
You see from outside the stall. She's tapping her feet and is interrupted. The hygiene of what she does is dubious
I really really feel like Gunn wrote this while binging on Made in Abyss


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>>137027873
Soe Saldana is old af-I don't want to see her wearing that

[Assistant]
>>137027938
But I do


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>>137026654
>>137026676
Doesn't sound too good, to be honest. I'd prefer Quill to be believably competent throughout, even if he was depressed at losing Gamora.
Also good that someone calls Drax out on his bs, i think even Dave Bautista is sick of playing the character because of how over the top he is, but again, i'd prefer it if they just gave him better writing.
Last one, would you say this is significantly worse than the previous two movies?

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>>137026836
Anon is missing a lot of stuff. Quill carries the team pretty hard in this one.


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>>137027308
Starlord having awkward conversation with his dad over breakfast. Caption says Starlord will return over this mundane scene. Disgusting sound of chewing cereal continues until fade to black
Not even trolling

[Assistant]
>>137027347
Grandpa


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>>137024987
|How do you feel about the new team? and why is the jub jub loli in it?

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>>137027897
Checked the internet for that as soon as I got back from the cinema.
She's Phylla. Hence the glowy fists.


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[User] So is Hatsune Miku song in this flick or no

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>>137029295
Apparently yes. It was the one time my brother made a point to lean over and say something.
It's playing in the background of one of the idyllic-50s-nuclear-family-but-they're-furries homes. I guess cuz it sounds fuckin' weird and adds to the uncanny alien aspect. They all speak a unique untranslatable language as well.


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[User] Thoughts on the death tease fakeout? Instead the movie pulled an ROTK ending where most of the original Guardians seperated but went on to live happy lives

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>>137024998
AFAIK everyone seemed to expect EVERYONE to die. So I'm pleasantly surprised at the total subversion of expectations.
Also:
>film OPENS with visual homage to The Death of Captain Marvel
He knew what he was fucking doing all along the cheeky sod.


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>>137025388
Really? Felt pretty clear to me they were doing a girl next door thing with them.

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>>137025410
literally lmao


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[User] The romantic kiss between Rocket and Lyla in the afterlife kind of felt weird since I got the vibe they had more of a sibling/platonic relationship in the flashbacks

[Assistant]
Shit, I haven't seen a Marvel movie since Spider-Man 3 but this was amazing. Probably my favorite guardians movie. Should I watch the rest of the phase that I missed?

>>137025388
Gotta be a near-death hallucination, I mean, what kind of shitty afterlife has its inhabitants in the state they died in? Fucking cybernetics and all. She was like "it's great here, still miss my arms though, you know. I wonder what afterlife they went to?"


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>>137025410
I may have been distracted by the freaky bunny

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>>137025452
What was the name of that comic with the cybernetic dog, cat and bunny? That's gotta be a reference to that, right? With the bunny gettings its face blown off?


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>>137024998
I didn't hate it. It was very anime. A lot of this movie was very anime, really. Especially the flashbacks of very cute kid characters suffering horrible things

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>>137025173
entire movie felt like James Gunn got wasted and marathoned Made in Abyss, pure kino


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Shit, I haven't seen a Marvel movie since Spider-Man 3 but this was amazing. Probably my favorite guardians movie. Should I watch the rest of the phase that I missed?

>>137025388
Gotta be a near-death hallucination, I mean, what kind of shitty afterlife has its inhabitants in the state they died in? Fucking cybernetics and all. She was like "it's great here, still miss my arms though, you know. I wonder what afterlife they went to?"

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>>137030731
I take it you mean No Way Home.
Cuz my brain short circuited a little there at why you'd like this so much having never seen an MCU movie.


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>>137030731
I take it you mean No Way Home.
Cuz my brain short circuited a little there at why you'd like this so much having never seen an MCU movie.

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>>137030916
I saw half of Shang Chi and then No Way Home, but that's it. I saw Loki and Moon Knight but that doesn't count.

I actually had to ask my friend if anything happened in Thor 4 regarding the guardians that I should know about, and he was like, not really.


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Shit, I haven't seen a Marvel movie since Spider-Man 3 but this was amazing. Probably my favorite guardians movie. Should I watch the rest of the phase that I missed?

>>137025388
Gotta be a near-death hallucination, I mean, what kind of shitty afterlife has its inhabitants in the state they died in? Fucking cybernetics and all. She was like "it's great here, still miss my arms though, you know. I wonder what afterlife they went to?"

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>>137030731
They were only sapient after they became augmented. It was actually a thoughtful touch. If she even remembered having forelimbs, they weren't used LIKE human arms.
If you had bitchin' Doc Ock spider legs grafted onto you shortly after birth and lived most of your life using them, you'd feel incomplete without them.


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[User] Is Gamora still a useless sack of shit who does nothing but play the boring "team mom" role?

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>>137025696
She was fucking scary. I've read a bit of the comics and this seemed somewhat more in line but I'm not sure.
Also why is Cosmo not called Laika, is there a lore reason?


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>>137030731
They were only sapient after they became augmented. It was actually a thoughtful touch. If she even remembered having forelimbs, they weren't used LIKE human arms.
If you had bitchin' Doc Ock spider legs grafted onto you shortly after birth and lived most of your life using them, you'd feel incomplete without them.

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>>137031005
Starlord made sure to grab his Zune in case he died so he could listen to the beastie boys in heaven.


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>>137030916
I saw half of Shang Chi and then No Way Home, but that's it. I saw Loki and Moon Knight but that doesn't count.

I actually had to ask my friend if anything happened in Thor 4 regarding the guardians that I should know about, and he was like, not really.

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>>137030947
GotG3 was meant to come out before Thor 4, but then the /pol/ psyop happened so the schedule got all fucked up. Gunn probably had plans for Thor that he simply didn't get to make happen, cuz they needed to skip straight to his movie earlier than expected so split him back off on his own immediately.


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>>137025696
She was fucking scary. I've read a bit of the comics and this seemed somewhat more in line but I'm not sure.
Also why is Cosmo not called Laika, is there a lore reason?

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>>137031014
Cosmo is a comics character. Basically the exact same as in the movie except male.
Making him a her was explicitly a homage to Laika.


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>>137027571
Didn't Fury already say motherfucker before?

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>>137027985
motherf-*dust*


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>AAAAAHHHHHHHH
>AAAAAHHHHHHHH

They keep giving the most emotional scenes to the talking Raccoon for some reason.

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>>137031105
Reminds me of the console wars shitposting from before BvS had even come out lol
>DC: we can't make a Wonder Woman movie because it's too niche!
>mahvel: here's a funny talking racoon haha whee


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[User] First F-bomb in the MCU and they kind of just casually dropped it

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>>137027571
I heard some kids in the theatre, they're probably traumatized for life. The cute animals dying, that guy being turned to charcoal, the main villain's face, and the MC brutally killing a fat manw ith his own two hands.


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>>137025308
Yeah, excellent visuals and action. Found it a bit odd HE's tech seems to be all over the place, with clunky cyborg animals still being used as his main muscle when he has the goddamn Sovereign as pets.

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>>137025395
I don't remember the Sovereign being all that formidable in GotG2. If they were they wouldn't have needed to hire 5 hobos to run pest control.
Adam's the one exception and sure enough they started with him. Alas:
>oh no
>its retarded


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>>137025395
I don't remember the Sovereign being all that formidable in GotG2. If they were they wouldn't have needed to hire 5 hobos to run pest control.
Adam's the one exception and sure enough they started with him. Alas:
>oh no
>its retarded

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>>137031198
I really liked Adam. He reminds me a bit of the Sentry when he's not being insufferable, just this total pansy flying brick.


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I made autistic notes.

And this is the only one I haven't found closure to with a quick Google search.

During the opening credits, following Rocket whilst the music plays; he passes a TV screen with a 3D model of a robotic head on it.

It looked kind of like fucking ROM. Was that a cheeky little plausibly-deniable easter egg? Apparently Gunn DID really like his comic and badly wanted him in these movies.

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>>137030728
I momentarily thought the floating robot head in the Stallone Ravager troop was a totally-not-ROM — but realised it was nothing like our boy once I got a better onscreen look at it. I also felt like there were nods to ROM and the Micronauts littered throughout Quantumania. On another note does anyone know who the magic portal opening naga-like snake alien with the Ravagers who threw an emoji-emote at one point was?


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>>137031198
I really liked Adam. He reminds me a bit of the Sentry when he's not being insufferable, just this total pansy flying brick.

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>>137031294
I fucking love Sentry and kinda see what you mean in retrospect. Tho I guess I consider the insufferableness part of the point so the comparison flew over my head at the time.


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>>137030728
I momentarily thought the floating robot head in the Stallone Ravager troop was a totally-not-ROM — but realised it was nothing like our boy once I got a better onscreen look at it. I also felt like there were nods to ROM and the Micronauts littered throughout Quantumania. On another note does anyone know who the magic portal opening naga-like snake alien with the Ravagers who threw an emoji-emote at one point was?

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>>137031404
A viper from XCOM?


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[User] The romantic kiss between Rocket and Lyla in the afterlife kind of felt weird since I got the vibe they had more of a sibling/platonic relationship in the flashbacks

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>>137025388
>Cute sapient otter (female)
>Gets fridged in a flashback

Damn it. I really hate the villain of this movie whose name I already forgot. The screaming looney tunes magneto.


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>>137030728
I momentarily thought the floating robot head in the Stallone Ravager troop was a totally-not-ROM — but realised it was nothing like our boy once I got a better onscreen look at it. I also felt like there were nods to ROM and the Micronauts littered throughout Quantumania. On another note does anyone know who the magic portal opening naga-like snake alien with the Ravagers who threw an emoji-emote at one point was?

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>>137031404
The naga was in the post-credit of GotG2, along with a bunch of other Ravager lieutenants. They're all drawn from the "original" GotG comic team/concept, that was set millennia in the future. Same as Yondu.
Granted I think the naga & the head are relatively obscure members from somewhere in the mid-90s GotG run that managed to last 60 fkn issues. Gunn just likes the designs I guess. Starhawk & the diamond man are long-time recognisable mainstays like Yondu.
In fact come to think of it they're missing a member. OG GotG had a THICC boi from Saturn or somesuch, and he was in that post-credit. Didn't see him here. And he's pretty fuckin' impossible to miss.


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Shit, I haven't seen a Marvel movie since Spider-Man 3 but this was amazing. Probably my favorite guardians movie. Should I watch the rest of the phase that I missed?

>>137025388
Gotta be a near-death hallucination, I mean, what kind of shitty afterlife has its inhabitants in the state they died in? Fucking cybernetics and all. She was like "it's great here, still miss my arms though, you know. I wonder what afterlife they went to?"

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>>137030731
>Should I watch the rest of the phase that I missed?
Quantumania hit some of the same notes as GG3 in terms of out-there high-comic Sci-Fi / Fantasy with a strong Kirbyesque aesthetic running through its core. Qmania was howeer strangely savaged by critics while GG3 has been widely praised from what I've seen so far. Eternals was garbage. Shang-Chi was surprisingly better than expected, had its moments for sure although not necessarily one of the greats. Multiverse of Madness has some neat visual sequences interspersed however it misses on many fronts. Black Widow pretty skippable. Wakanda Forever garbage. Love and Thunder has some entertainment value and elements of strong visual value but its also a trainwreck with little to no rewatch value. Then there's the TV shows…


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>>137025388
>Cute sapient otter (female)
>Gets fridged in a flashback

Damn it. I really hate the villain of this movie whose name I already forgot. The screaming looney tunes magneto.

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>>137031503
HE.


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>>137031404
The naga was in the post-credit of GotG2, along with a bunch of other Ravager lieutenants. They're all drawn from the "original" GotG comic team/concept, that was set millennia in the future. Same as Yondu.
Granted I think the naga & the head are relatively obscure members from somewhere in the mid-90s GotG run that managed to last 60 fkn issues. Gunn just likes the designs I guess. Starhawk & the diamond man are long-time recognisable mainstays like Yondu.
In fact come to think of it they're missing a member. OG GotG had a THICC boi from Saturn or somesuch, and he was in that post-credit. Didn't see him here. And he's pretty fuckin' impossible to miss.

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>>137031531
>The naga was in the post-credit of GotG2, along with a bunch of other Ravager lieutenants. They're all drawn from the "original" GotG comic team/concept, that was set millennia in the future. Same as Yondu.
Yeah this much I'm aware of, they were a great postcredit tease and I've been stoked about seeing them onscreen, shame they didn't get more action in this flick really but hopefully some of them will get their own "will return" moments in the future


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>>137030947
GotG3 was meant to come out before Thor 4, but then the /pol/ psyop happened so the schedule got all fucked up. Gunn probably had plans for Thor that he simply didn't get to make happen, cuz they needed to skip straight to his movie earlier than expected so split him back off on his own immediately.

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>>137031064
Gunn said recently that shipping Thor off with the Guardians was a decision that he had no input on, and that Taika effectively took a bullet for him regarding what to do with it because Thor was never ever going to be in Guardians 3 no matter what.
>>137031404
The snakeman is Krugarr from Jim Valentino's GOTG. He was a guest character a few times throughout the 90s series and the disciple of Dr Strange. FYI, Stallone and his crew are basically the original Guardians of the Galaxy.


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>>137030728
I momentarily thought the floating robot head in the Stallone Ravager troop was a totally-not-ROM — but realised it was nothing like our boy once I got a better onscreen look at it. I also felt like there were nods to ROM and the Micronauts littered throughout Quantumania. On another note does anyone know who the magic portal opening naga-like snake alien with the Ravagers who threw an emoji-emote at one point was?

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>>137031064
Gunn said recently that shipping Thor off with the Guardians was a decision that he had no input on, and that Taika effectively took a bullet for him regarding what to do with it because Thor was never ever going to be in Guardians 3 no matter what.
>>137031404
The snakeman is Krugarr from Jim Valentino's GOTG. He was a guest character a few times throughout the 90s series and the disciple of Dr Strange. FYI, Stallone and his crew are basically the original Guardians of the Galaxy.


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>>137031531
>The naga was in the post-credit of GotG2, along with a bunch of other Ravager lieutenants. They're all drawn from the "original" GotG comic team/concept, that was set millennia in the future. Same as Yondu.
Yeah this much I'm aware of, they were a great postcredit tease and I've been stoked about seeing them onscreen, shame they didn't get more action in this flick really but hopefully some of them will get their own "will return" moments in the future

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>>137031642
kek I googled "gotg naga" to get an actual list of comic appearances for you and it turnsd out he diamond man's name is Martinex T'Naga.


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>>137031531
>The naga was in the post-credit of GotG2, along with a bunch of other Ravager lieutenants. They're all drawn from the "original" GotG comic team/concept, that was set millennia in the future. Same as Yondu.
Yeah this much I'm aware of, they were a great postcredit tease and I've been stoked about seeing them onscreen, shame they didn't get more action in this flick really but hopefully some of them will get their own "will return" moments in the future

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>>137031642
>>137031710
K just 9 issues. and 3 Annuals (debuting in the 1st one).
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy/4050-4398/object-appearances/4005-25724/
also BLOODY HELL HE NATTY


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>>137031642
kek I googled "gotg naga" to get an actual list of comic appearances for you and it turnsd out he diamond man's name is Martinex T'Naga.

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>>137031642
>>137031710
K just 9 issues. and 3 Annuals (debuting in the 1st one).
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy/4050-4398/object-appearances/4005-25724/
also BLOODY HELL HE NATTY


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>>137031064
Gunn said recently that shipping Thor off with the Guardians was a decision that he had no input on, and that Taika effectively took a bullet for him regarding what to do with it because Thor was never ever going to be in Guardians 3 no matter what.
>>137031404
The snakeman is Krugarr from Jim Valentino's GOTG. He was a guest character a few times throughout the 90s series and the disciple of Dr Strange. FYI, Stallone and his crew are basically the original Guardians of the Galaxy.

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>>137031664
>FYI, Stallone and his crew are basically the original Guardians of the Galaxy.
Yep, this is why they were such a based addition. Pretty sure they even say so in their first post-cred appearance afaik. My old man had a bunch of old GotG / Sentry / ROM / Micronauts strips lying around when I was growing up so I'm always looking out for obscure guys in the background when the new super heroes in space movies drop.
>>137031840
Kek based magic moloid up front


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>>137031642
>>137031710
K just 9 issues. and 3 Annuals (debuting in the 1st one).
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy/4050-4398/object-appearances/4005-25724/
also BLOODY HELL HE NATTY

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>>137031664
>FYI, Stallone and his crew are basically the original Guardians of the Galaxy.
Yep, this is why they were such a based addition. Pretty sure they even say so in their first post-cred appearance afaik. My old man had a bunch of old GotG / Sentry / ROM / Micronauts strips lying around when I was growing up so I'm always looking out for obscure guys in the background when the new super heroes in space movies drop.
>>137031840
Kek based magic moloid up front


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>>137031664
>FYI, Stallone and his crew are basically the original Guardians of the Galaxy.
Yep, this is why they were such a based addition. Pretty sure they even say so in their first post-cred appearance afaik. My old man had a bunch of old GotG / Sentry / ROM / Micronauts strips lying around when I was growing up so I'm always looking out for obscure guys in the background when the new super heroes in space movies drop.
>>137031840
Kek based magic moloid up front

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>>137031935
>old GotG / Sentry / ROM / Micronauts strips
I was going to pull out a ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS meme.
But after some thought am wondering if this is some truly ingenious kayfabe you're running.


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[User] How come nobody's talking about this movie?

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>>137032251
Its not out for Amercia till 5th of May


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>>137032251
Its not out for Amercia till 5th of May

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>>137032287
What? Why not? Fuck, I should've spoilertagged my posts.


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>>137032287
What? Why not? Fuck, I should've spoilertagged my posts.

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>>137032320
Some movies come out earlier in UK then USA. Watched it in Edinburgh Imax.


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[User] were there any cool easter eggs this time around? not planning to see the movie for a bit, but i know easter eggs were a pretty big part of the last two movies

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>>137031700
What's your standard for easter eggs? I'm enough layers of irony deep that I popped for a bit of subtle Jim Starlin cover-art imagery in the first few minutes but didn't even register references to Rocket's 80s miniseries.


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>>137031935
>old GotG / Sentry / ROM / Micronauts strips
I was going to pull out a ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS meme.
But after some thought am wondering if this is some truly ingenious kayfabe you're running.

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>>137032122
to me they're all alike because they were all in the same dog eared unorganised scatty stacks and piles.


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>>137031700
What's your standard for easter eggs? I'm enough layers of irony deep that I popped for a bit of subtle Jim Starlin cover-art imagery in the first few minutes but didn't even register references to Rocket's 80s miniseries.

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>>137032545
*react to, rather. It's a Gunn movie, he's a comic nerd, no shit he was gonna put it that stuff. It's essentially all Rocket even had before the DnA renaissance.


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>>137032320
Some movies come out earlier in UK then USA. Watched it in Edinburgh Imax.

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>>137032534
Saw it in Sweden. Guess I found out why nobody was talking about this movie.


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>>137024629 (OP)
Does Rocket die? I'm not watching this shitty movie anyway.


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>>137024629 (OP)
Does Rocket die? I'm not watching this shitty movie anyway.

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>>137032700
He does an E.T.


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>>137024629 (OP)
Does Rocket die? I'm not watching this shitty movie anyway.

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>>137032700
I'm sorry anon...


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>>137032122
to me they're all alike because they were all in the same dog eared unorganised scatty stacks and piles.

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>>137032563
Fair. Sentry's debut series was 1-2 decades after the other examples AND was marketed under the fancy shmancy /lit/bait imprint that wouldn't dare write as "comic booky" as they all did, so it just makes for notable whiplash.
I thought that maybe it was a sly reference to how his gimmick is literally self-inserting himself into past continuity.


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>>137032545
*react to, rather. It's a Gunn movie, he's a comic nerd, no shit he was gonna put it that stuff. It's essentially all Rocket even had before the DnA renaissance.

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>>137032595
Speaking of, that ending title teasing  The Legendary Star-Lord will return made me nervous.

Gunn was the only person keeping the shit from the Bendis and Humphries era away from the MCU and it looks like that crap is going to come in full force without him.


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>>137032595
Speaking of, that ending title teasing  The Legendary Star-Lord will return made me nervous.

Gunn was the only person keeping the shit from the Bendis and Humphries era away from the MCU and it looks like that crap is going to come in full force without him.

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>>137033532
I really hope Gunn and the cast decide to make more movies even if they don't want to. Sometimes you gotta do work even when it's not exactly what you want to do. That's why it's called work.


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>>137032595
Speaking of, that ending title teasing  The Legendary Star-Lord will return made me nervous.

Gunn was the only person keeping the shit from the Bendis and Humphries era away from the MCU and it looks like that crap is going to come in full force without him.

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>>137033532
Anon pls.
It's just a marketable title. Avengers Age of Ultron didn't feature time travelling Wolverine. And Infinity War wasn't about the Magus collecting Cosmic Cubes.
You know what's kept the Bendis/Humphries material away? The fact that it was shit, didn't sell, wasn't memorable, and thus simply didn't warrant movie people wasting their time combing over. They'll just use the catchy adjective that already exists in Star-Lord font and make up their own shit. I'd bet money that "Legendary Star-Lord" is a Disney+ SoL miniseries about him just living on modern-day Earth and being cringe.


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>>137032563
Fair. Sentry's debut series was 1-2 decades after the other examples AND was marketed under the fancy shmancy /lit/bait imprint that wouldn't dare write as "comic booky" as they all did, so it just makes for notable whiplash.
I thought that maybe it was a sly reference to how his gimmick is literally self-inserting himself into past continuity.

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>>137033003
I'm the dads dog eared old comics anon, I've just done a little wiki digging and turns out I'm getting Sentry's name mixed up with characters like Nova and Gladiator


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[User] The romantic kiss between Rocket and Lyla in the afterlife kind of felt weird since I got the vibe they had more of a sibling/platonic relationship in the flashbacks

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>>137025388
Wait so rocket dies?


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[User] Is it true that a third of the movie is animal torture scenes with flashbacks of Rocket in a lab? Is this movie designed to traumatize children like Bambi was?

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>>137033784
Yes this is pretty much true. It's basically Rockets Origin Story: THE MOVIE.


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[User] Is it true that a third of the movie is animal torture scenes with flashbacks of Rocket in a lab? Is this movie designed to traumatize children like Bambi was?

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>>137033784
I haven't seen this much animal torture and death in any other movie I think. A lot of innocent civilians die too, like A LOT, and you get to taste their despair. This movie is NOT for kids.


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>>137024629 (OP)
>Finally gets a comic accurate costume
>Doesn't wear his mask once
Whose monkey's paw was this?


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>>137033003
I'm the dads dog eared old comics anon, I've just done a little wiki digging and turns out I'm getting Sentry's name mixed up with characters like Nova and Gladiator

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>>137033770
KEK yeah Nova makes a LOT more sense. Gladiator's early appearances line up with that era too.


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>>137024629 (OP)
>Finally gets a comic accurate costume
>Doesn't wear his mask once
Whose monkey's paw was this?

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>>137034019
I haven't seen the Mario movie but people seem to have backtracked on his voice acting from the trailers so I guess we don't hate Chris Pratt enough that he has to hide his face anymore.


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>>137025388
Wait so rocket dies?

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>>137033806
Have you seen the last Harry Potter movie?


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>>137033784
I haven't seen this much animal torture and death in any other movie I think. A lot of innocent civilians die too, like A LOT, and you get to taste their despair. This movie is NOT for kids.

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>>137034003
>and death
Infinity War
checkm8 athetits


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>>137034003
>and death
Infinity War
checkm8 athetits

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>>137034080
Oh these billions of people are not coming back.


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>>137034080
Oh these billions of people are not coming back.

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>>137034107
kek tru


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>>137034107
kek tru

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>>137034121
They were bred to be servile and peaceful, you see them just hugging each other in resignation as their existence comes to an end.


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>>137033806
Have you seen the last Harry Potter movie?

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>>137034071
Haha lol


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>>137034121
They were bred to be servile and peaceful, you see them just hugging each other in resignation as their existence comes to an end.

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>>137034159
>peaceful
Like that guy beating up another guy with a bat?


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>>137034159
>peaceful
Like that guy beating up another guy with a bat?

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>>137034248
The movie never really bothered to explain how it came to that.


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>AAAAAHHHHHHHH
>AAAAAHHHHHHHH

They keep giving the most emotional scenes to the talking Raccoon for some reason.

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>>137031105
He's the real protagonist anon. They literally spelled it out for you


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>>137034248
The movie never really bothered to explain how it came to that.

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>>137034283
Because the Scientist guy thought peak society was 80s America. Which is just plain silly


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>>137033784
I haven't seen this much animal torture and death in any other movie I think. A lot of innocent civilians die too, like A LOT, and you get to taste their despair. This movie is NOT for kids.

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>>137034003
>I haven't seen this much animal torture and death in any other movie I think
wtf that sounds miserable. Is it Plague Dogs/ Ms Frisby and the Rats of NIMH level?
>>137033880
Why did Gunn do this?
>A lot of innocent civilians die too, like A LOT, and you get to taste their despair
I guess this part is fair. Even in in Star Wars 1977 you have billions on Alderaan getting blown up+ the hundreds of thousands of people killed when the rebels blow up the death star.


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>>137033784
Yes this is pretty much true. It's basically Rockets Origin Story: THE MOVIE.

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>>137034003
>I haven't seen this much animal torture and death in any other movie I think
wtf that sounds miserable. Is it Plague Dogs/ Ms Frisby and the Rats of NIMH level?
>>137033880
Why did Gunn do this?
>A lot of innocent civilians die too, like A LOT, and you get to taste their despair
I guess this part is fair. Even in in Star Wars 1977 you have billions on Alderaan getting blown up+ the hundreds of thousands of people killed when the rebels blow up the death star.


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[User] I found it funnier that Raccoon was incapacitated for 4/5th of the movie

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>>137034339
Yeah it's kind of amusing that he spent almost the entire movie out of it, but when he got back up he got up hard


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>>137033806
Have you seen the last Harry Potter movie?

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>>137034071
Oh so it's like the kings cross station scene?


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[User] War Pig had a cute voice

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>>137034312
Judy Greer


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>>137034283
Because the Scientist guy thought peak society was 80s America. Which is just plain silly

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>>137034327
It's explained that he was disappointed with how the world turned out. I doubt he was expecting 80s suburbia


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>>137034003
>I haven't seen this much animal torture and death in any other movie I think
wtf that sounds miserable. Is it Plague Dogs/ Ms Frisby and the Rats of NIMH level?
>>137033880
Why did Gunn do this?
>A lot of innocent civilians die too, like A LOT, and you get to taste their despair
I guess this part is fair. Even in in Star Wars 1977 you have billions on Alderaan getting blown up+ the hundreds of thousands of people killed when the rebels blow up the death star.

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>>137034359
Much worse. This is no cartoon.

>Even in in Star Wars 1977 you have billions on Alderaan getting blown up+ the hundreds of thousands of people killed when the rebels blow up the death star.

Yeah but you don't fucking see them cowering in fear. You don't spend half an hour in Alderaan getting to know the kind inhabitants before they all die.


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[User] I liked it emotionally but godamn so much stupid shit that you have to forget logic exists

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>>137025627
That's a lot of james junn's works


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>>137027455
Based, these movies are woke trash

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>>137027873
>>137027938


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>>137027873
Soe Saldana is old af-I don't want to see her wearing that

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>>137027873
>>137027938


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>>137026559
>Quill
He is very, very fucking useless for like 3/4s of the movie. Past Gamora in particular goes out of her way to absolutely shit on him to make clear they will never get back together and she can't imagine why they ever did. In the last quarter though, when they're on the cusp of resurrecting Rocket, he goes into full plot armoured action movie hero mode and blazes through armies of things that could have snapped him in half. He ends the movie having gotten basically all his mojo back, and going back to Earth to reconnect with his grandpa

Side note: He has some weird...I'm not even sure if it's intentional chemistry, but some weird moments with Nebula where they bicker like an old married couple. Feels like something vague enough for them to ignore if they want, or come back to if they decide to ship him with her
>humor
When it's bad, it's really quite insufferable and jarring. Overall though I would say there are more hits than misses.
>annoying
Gamora has lost all her character development so she's utterly insufferable. Nebula gets quite a bit of it too because she's cracking under the stress of being the only competent adult in the Guardians and devolves into screaming at everyone else to cope, but she ends the movie in a pretty good place as the team mom for all the experimented lifeforms rescued from the High Evolutionary's chambers.

I also found Adam Warlock utterly pointless, but the movie kicks the shit out of him so hard I can't really hate him. He is a literal, actual toddler in a grown man's body

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>>137026654
the thing with Nebula is intentional, Gamora at some point even points out Nebula fits his description of her


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>>137025696
She was fucking scary. I've read a bit of the comics and this seemed somewhat more in line but I'm not sure.
Also why is Cosmo not called Laika, is there a lore reason?

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>>137031014
>She was fucking scary
Pussy


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Shit, I haven't seen a Marvel movie since Spider-Man 3 but this was amazing. Probably my favorite guardians movie. Should I watch the rest of the phase that I missed?

>>137025388
Gotta be a near-death hallucination, I mean, what kind of shitty afterlife has its inhabitants in the state they died in? Fucking cybernetics and all. She was like "it's great here, still miss my arms though, you know. I wonder what afterlife they went to?"

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>>137030731
Anon, hell no. This is a diamond in the muck. Especially don’t watch Quantumania, it’s hot garbage.


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>Marvel is good again
>Zelda is good again
>DC is bad again

It's like I'm really back 6 years.

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>>137032173
DC never stopped being bad.


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[User] I wish Judge Anon was still around to see MCU Phyla.

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>>137024937
HOLD THE FUCK UP JUDGE ANON IS DEAD?


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>>137026654
the thing with Nebula is intentional, Gamora at some point even points out Nebula fits his description of her

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>>137034948
>Nebula bridal carries Drunk-Lord to bed and solemnly yet gently removes his arm after a sad quiet pause when he touches it and says "I love you, Gamora"
>Gets all embarrassed and tsun when Gamora points out Star-Lord's Gamora sounds like her
>Generally acts as Star-Lord's ride or die throughout the movie, saving him from Gamora's punch for example
No way she isn't crushing on him


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>>137034948
>Nebula bridal carries Drunk-Lord to bed and solemnly yet gently removes his arm after a sad quiet pause when he touches it and says "I love you, Gamora"
>Gets all embarrassed and tsun when Gamora points out Star-Lord's Gamora sounds like her
>Generally acts as Star-Lord's ride or die throughout the movie, saving him from Gamora's punch for example
No way she isn't crushing on him

[Assistant]
>>137035257
Nebula was very caring in general, quite the character arc across the movies


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Shit, I haven't seen a Marvel movie since Spider-Man 3 but this was amazing. Probably my favorite guardians movie. Should I watch the rest of the phase that I missed?

>>137025388
Gotta be a near-death hallucination, I mean, what kind of shitty afterlife has its inhabitants in the state they died in? Fucking cybernetics and all. She was like "it's great here, still miss my arms though, you know. I wonder what afterlife they went to?"

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>>137030731
Typical faggot behavior.
>I liked one movie. This means I gotta watch all the other garbage


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[User] So how does Phyla Vell look?

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>>137035595
White haired loli


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>>137032173
DC never stopped being bad.

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>>137035022
The Batman was good. It's not for everyone, but I enjoyed it greatly.


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>>137032595
Speaking of, that ending title teasing  The Legendary Star-Lord will return made me nervous.

Gunn was the only person keeping the shit from the Bendis and Humphries era away from the MCU and it looks like that crap is going to come in full force without him.

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>>137033532
>>137033742
I thought the tease was for him returning in Kang Dynasty since he's now on Earth?


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>>137033532
Anon pls.
It's just a marketable title. Avengers Age of Ultron didn't feature time travelling Wolverine. And Infinity War wasn't about the Magus collecting Cosmic Cubes.
You know what's kept the Bendis/Humphries material away? The fact that it was shit, didn't sell, wasn't memorable, and thus simply didn't warrant movie people wasting their time combing over. They'll just use the catchy adjective that already exists in Star-Lord font and make up their own shit. I'd bet money that "Legendary Star-Lord" is a Disney+ SoL miniseries about him just living on modern-day Earth and being cringe.

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>>137033532
>>137033742
I thought the tease was for him returning in Kang Dynasty since he's now on Earth?


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>>137035022
The Batman was good. It's not for everyone, but I enjoyed it greatly.

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>>137035705
It didn’t seem like my thing so I didn't see it, but honestly the rest of DC’s output doesn’t exactly inspire confidence. And after everything they’re still sticking with the violent faggot and Turd, while Marvel dropped Kang the moment his actor chimped out


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>>137035705
It didn’t seem like my thing so I didn't see it, but honestly the rest of DC’s output doesn’t exactly inspire confidence. And after everything they’re still sticking with the violent faggot and Turd, while Marvel dropped Kang the moment his actor chimped out

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>>137035803
Wait, they dropped Kang? Why? I almost liked Loki, that's sad to hear.


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>>137035803
Wait, they dropped Kang? Why? I almost liked Loki, that's sad to hear.

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>>137035824
Literally arrested and charged for domestic abuse, Kang is apparently now going to be played by an "up and coming actor".


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>>137035803
Wait, they dropped Kang? Why? I almost liked Loki, that's sad to hear.

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>>137035824
Well not the character far as I know, but the actor beat his gf even though she tried to walk it back-and they let him go over it.

S’okay, Kang has the ultimate built-in excuse for a recasting


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>>137035803
Wait, they dropped Kang? Why? I almost liked Loki, that's sad to hear.

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>>137035824
they dropped the current actor, gonna recast


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>>137035257
Nebula was very caring in general, quite the character arc across the movies

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>>137035548
I love a good villain redemption. Nothing like seeing a total bitch/jerk transform into a true friend and softie through love.


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[User] So I guess this officially makes GOTG the best trilogy in the MCU over Captain America

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>>137036001
Spider-Man?


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[User] So how does Phyla Vell look?

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>>137035595
She is literally a child anon


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>>137035257
Nebula was very caring in general, quite the character arc across the movies

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>>137035548
I liked her acting like a bitch towards the dumbass duo of Mantis and Drax but then breaking down sobbing in relief when Rocket was confirmed to be okay. Our girl's just the big ol' mom friend now.


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>>137036001
Spider-Man?

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>>137036009
Homecoming was the only one of those movies that was competent


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>>137036001
Spider-Man?

[Assistant] >>137036009


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>>137035595
She is literally a child anon

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>>137036025
The kid being Phylla actually caught me off guard, espe ially because I thought I heard Lylla and thought Rocket had named her after his dead waifu.


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[User] So I guess this officially makes GOTG the best trilogy in the MCU over Captain America

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>>137036001
Yes. 1 was always mid. Civil War was nowhere near this.

>>137036009
>Iron Boy
FTFY


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>>137036001
Spider-Man?

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>>137036001
Yes. 1 was always mid. Civil War was nowhere near this.

>>137036009
>Iron Boy
FTFY


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[User] So I guess this officially makes GOTG the best trilogy in the MCU over Captain America

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>>137036001
Spider-Man is better.


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[User] The black guy in this one was a lot more menacing than Kang despite the 3rd rate goons and plans

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>>137036086
His killcount is rather staggering despite not really being malicious.


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[User] The black guy in this one was a lot more menacing than Kang despite the 3rd rate goons and plans

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>>137036086
I found him menacing in a more autistic form.


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[User] The black guy in this one was a lot more menacing than Kang despite the 3rd rate goons and plans

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>>137036086
His autism and the animal abuse made him more serious, the movie does a good job of making so hateable thay it's cathartic when the Guardians gangs up on him.


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[User] The black guy in this one was a lot more menacing than Kang despite the 3rd rate goons and plans

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>>137036086
This. The actor wasn’t kidding when he said he set out to play High Evolutionary like Dr. Moreau IN SPACE! It’s also why I took his plans following apart better than when it happened for Kang. The movie did a good job establishing that being outsmarted by a fucking raccoon mindbroke him.


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>>137036086
His autism and the animal abuse made him more serious, the movie does a good job of making so hateable thay it's cathartic when the Guardians gangs up on him.

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>>137036143
Part of me feels he should have put up a better fight when he just wasted those guys that pointed guns at him in close range with a thought. Part of me is satisfied with the idea that when he said he only spared a TINY part of his thinking time to invent the gravity tech he wasn’t fucking kidding, and he was so autistic about creating the perfect society he couldn’t be bothered with distractions like actually learning to fight properly or combat stress testing his equipment.


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>>137036001
Spider-Man is better.

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>>137036093
>OH MY HECKIN CROSSOVER :O
Uneraged b&d


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[User] The black guy in this one was a lot more menacing than Kang despite the 3rd rate goons and plans

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>>137036086
Yeah he was actually pretty good and very different from his character in Peacemaker. I'd like to see him in more stuff.


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[User] I am the only one who found HE his entire ''I want to create a perfect world'' as a dig to marxism and socialism?

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>>137036449
Unfortunately no you're probably not the only person brainwashed enough to think that


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>>137036093
>OH MY HECKIN CROSSOVER :O
Uneraged b&d

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>>137036437
I like the first movie and I wish the next movies would have been more about him dealing with supervillains and crime in NY but FFH was entertaining and NWH has some bittersweet moments. That being said, Tom Spider-Man was more Iron Boy than Spider-Man.


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>>137035548
I love a good villain redemption. Nothing like seeing a total bitch/jerk transform into a true friend and softie through love.

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>>137035981
Nebula convincing the other gamora and then having to shoot her past self in Endgame is one of the most underrated MCU moments


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[User] I am the only one who found HE his entire ''I want to create a perfect world'' as a dig to marxism and socialism?

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>>137036449
>>137036476
>Autistic
>Doesn't like society
>Wants to create his own utopia
>Doesn't care for anyone he sees beneath him and only use them for his own purposes
>When his little experiment fails his solution is to destroy everything


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>>137036449
Unfortunately no you're probably not the only person brainwashed enough to think that

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>>137036449
>>137036476
>Autistic
>Doesn't like society
>Wants to create his own utopia
>Doesn't care for anyone he sees beneath him and only use them for his own purposes
>When his little experiment fails his solution is to destroy everything


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[User] I am the only one who found HE his entire ''I want to create a perfect world'' as a dig to marxism and socialism?

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>>137036449
I think you’re pretty mindbroken because c’mon, the whole Counter-Earth was totally a shout-out to some of the weirder music videos out there. Unless you’re trying for the most shallow, surface level Animal Farm comparisons sometimes a mad scientist with a perfectionist complex is just a mad scientist with a perfectionist complex.

Watch less outrage farmer podcasts, etc


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[User] I am the only one who found HE his entire ''I want to create a perfect world'' as a dig to marxism and socialism?

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>>137036449
Marxisms goal is utopianism
A doomed venture


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>>137036449
>>137036476
>Autistic
>Doesn't like society
>Wants to create his own utopia
>Doesn't care for anyone he sees beneath him and only use them for his own purposes
>When his little experiment fails his solution is to destroy everything

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>>137036555
>Peaceful people
>Prosperous society
>Turkey's a little dry
>Welp, time for armageddon


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[User] Best scene in the film was Gamora toilet scene

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>>137024629 (OP)
I just got back from it  Superman is in safe hands


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>>137036449
I think you’re pretty mindbroken because c’mon, the whole Counter-Earth was totally a shout-out to some of the weirder music videos out there. Unless you’re trying for the most shallow, surface level Animal Farm comparisons sometimes a mad scientist with a perfectionist complex is just a mad scientist with a perfectionist complex.

Watch less outrage farmer podcasts, etc

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>>137036572
Counter-Earth was something out of a Mars Volta conceptual album.


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>>137024629 (OP)
I just got back from it  Superman is in safe hands

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>>137036631
Anon, no. Don’t do this to yourself. Don’t have hope, it’ll make the letdown hurt all the more. Didn’t some say that about Returns? Didn’t some say that about Man of Steel? Hell if you go way back, who saw 4 coming from the classic series?

I’m saying this for your own good. If you assume, based on past patterns, that the new Superman movie is going to be absolute hot garbage you’ll only be pleasantly surprised.


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[User] They cast the wrong negro as Kang. The dude playing the High Evolutionary would have been much better

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>>137036675
Could he have brought the same schizo energy though? I don’t know if the current guy could have done a good Kang with the shit material Kang had to work with in Quantumania, but I’m grateful we got a memorable HE out of this movie.


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>>137036631
Anon, no. Don’t do this to yourself. Don’t have hope, it’ll make the letdown hurt all the more. Didn’t some say that about Returns? Didn’t some say that about Man of Steel? Hell if you go way back, who saw 4 coming from the classic series?

I’m saying this for your own good. If you assume, based on past patterns, that the new Superman movie is going to be absolute hot garbage you’ll only be pleasantly surprised.

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>>137036686
>Didn’t some say that about Man of Steel?
it was easy to tell that a randian like Hack Snyder was a terrible fit for portraying Superman


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>>137036001
Spider-Man?

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>>137036009
>>137036093
Fuck no


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>>137036001
Spider-Man is better.

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>>137036009
>>137036093
Fuck no


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>>137036631
Anon, no. Don’t do this to yourself. Don’t have hope, it’ll make the letdown hurt all the more. Didn’t some say that about Returns? Didn’t some say that about Man of Steel? Hell if you go way back, who saw 4 coming from the classic series?

I’m saying this for your own good. If you assume, based on past patterns, that the new Superman movie is going to be absolute hot garbage you’ll only be pleasantly surprised.

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>>137036686
Returns wasn't bad. It wasn't like the first two Reeves movies but it has its charm.


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>>137036686
>Didn’t some say that about Man of Steel?
it was easy to tell that a randian like Hack Snyder was a terrible fit for portraying Superman

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>>137036707
I think more people were hoping Nolan could rein him in. I’m not disagreeing with you, I’m just saying people can and have had hope for the dumbest of reasons-and each and every time, that hope has been let down. Consistently.


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>>137024937
HOLD THE FUCK UP JUDGE ANON IS DEAD?

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>>137035121
yeah the Argentinian economy going to the shitter hit him real bad, his waifu dying in Judge Dredd was what made him finally do himself in.


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>>137036686
Returns wasn't bad. It wasn't like the first two Reeves movies but it has its charm.

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>>137036724
I agree but I also vividly remember a lot of complaints there were no good fights, and the end one was just Superman taking it like a chump from Luthor and his goons after landing on the kryptonite landmass. I just don’t have faith in Hollywood to make a Superman movie that will make everyone happy, and I think it’s a fool’s errand to given how each one in the last few decades has, at least, been controversial.


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>>137035121
yeah the Argentinian economy going to the shitter hit him real bad, his waifu dying in Judge Dredd was what made him finally do himself in.

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>>137036735
>his waifu dying in Judge Dredd was what made him finally do himself in
Judge Hershey died again?


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>>137036707
I think more people were hoping Nolan could rein him in. I’m not disagreeing with you, I’m just saying people can and have had hope for the dumbest of reasons-and each and every time, that hope has been let down. Consistently.

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>>137036727
You would have a point if Superman hadn't been adapted well in other mediums. Snyder and Singer are hacks


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>>137036727
You would have a point if Superman hadn't been adapted well in other mediums. Snyder and Singer are hacks

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>>137036823
>in other mediums
I am specifically stating that the FILM industry is full of people as fundamentally removed from Superman conceptually as hypothetical alien life on Europa, and asking them to make a good Superman movie is asking them to comprehend something totally alien to their worldview.


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>>137036823
>in other mediums
I am specifically stating that the FILM industry is full of people as fundamentally removed from Superman conceptually as hypothetical alien life on Europa, and asking them to make a good Superman movie is asking them to comprehend something totally alien to their worldview.

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>>137036863
Gunn can do it


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>>137036863
Gunn can do it

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>>137036882
Gunn can do it if he has someone who can rein on his autism and edgyness. If you give him 100% freedom then he is going to do a lot of awful jokes about alien physiology.


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>>137036449
>>137036476
>Autistic
>Doesn't like society
>Wants to create his own utopia
>Doesn't care for anyone he sees beneath him and only use them for his own purposes
>When his little experiment fails his solution is to destroy everything

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>>137036555
That literally sounds like it could be applied to either side of the political spectrum


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>>137036882
Gunn can do it if he has someone who can rein on his autism and edgyness. If you give him 100% freedom then he is going to do a lot of awful jokes about alien physiology.

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>>137036949
I mean he literally said that Legacy is going to be a much more serious film than anything he's worked on previously and Superman is going to straight man character because unlike most of the comic characters Gunn made movies about, he's already an iconic character.

Though I wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy Olsen is turned into the comic relief/butt of the joke character of the film.


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>>137036949
I mean he literally said that Legacy is going to be a much more serious film than anything he's worked on previously and Superman is going to straight man character because unlike most of the comic characters Gunn made movies about, he's already an iconic character.

Though I wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy Olsen is turned into the comic relief/butt of the joke character of the film.

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>>137037113
I have the prognostication that Luthor is going to be the comic relief character. I mean, Eisenberg Luthor was.


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>>137036949
I mean he literally said that Legacy is going to be a much more serious film than anything he's worked on previously and Superman is going to straight man character because unlike most of the comic characters Gunn made movies about, he's already an iconic character.

Though I wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy Olsen is turned into the comic relief/butt of the joke character of the film.

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>>137037113
>Though I wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy Olsen is turned into the comic relief/butt of the joke
Isn't that like 90% of Jimmy's stories?


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>>137027266
>Worth seeing in the cinema.
Fuck you and your transgenda

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>>137027455
I actually liked how Nebula's cyborg powers were depicted in the film, she gets pumelled and her neck was literally snapped at one point but she can just pop it all back in place and bend her limbs to shoot more guys


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>>137037113
>Though I wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy Olsen is turned into the comic relief/butt of the joke
Isn't that like 90% of Jimmy's stories?

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>>137037536
I've noticed that more and more media have been killing off Jimmy, they did it in Batman V Superman and Injustice.


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>>137037536
I've noticed that more and more media have been killing off Jimmy, they did it in Batman V Superman and Injustice.

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>>137037578
Hack's kill him off for shock value


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>>137035121
yeah the Argentinian economy going to the shitter hit him real bad, his waifu dying in Judge Dredd was what made him finally do himself in.

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>>137036735
Oh fuck Frankdraws is the only interminable Hersheyfaggot on social media now


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>>137037536
I've noticed that more and more media have been killing off Jimmy, they did it in Batman V Superman and Injustice.

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>>137037578
Nobody knows what to do with him, and more importantly nobody wants to pay an actor enough to actually sell the role as worthwhile and meaningful to a cast that is already obliged to include Lois, Perry and other non-fighting people.