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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
I wish France never existed.


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[User] Why Joan of Arc is so underrated?

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>>136827712 (OP)
VIVE la France

>>136828058
She’s a general, generals command and lead soldiers.
Additionally, she did fight in close-quarters combat directly very often.


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>>136827712 (OP)
1. It's Jeanne d'Arc, Joan of Arc is just a bad translation
2. GLORIFIED CHEERLEADER

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>>136827712 (OP)
VIVE la France

>>136828058
She’s a general, generals command and lead soldiers.
Additionally, she did fight in close-quarters combat directly very often.


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
Jane was lame, make way for Bloody Mary.


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
And yet you bloodthirsty English lost to her, keep seething.


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
>Le outrage
Trying too hard anon.


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>>136828946
Isn't there speculation he was just given a bad trial that demonized him a lot the same way Jeanne was called a witch?

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>>136828978
Yep, remember how they tried to set Anne and she was a fucking icon
The other guy didn't have that shield even if he was a legend


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
I'm English too but this is pure pathetic cope. You're seething over shit that went down centuries ago like some shitskin. Joan was legit.


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
Delicious protestant tears


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
this seething is funny as hell but Jane Grey sounds cool, like a nerdy disney princess or something


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>>136827712 (OP)
VIVE la France

>>136828058
She’s a general, generals command and lead soldiers.
Additionally, she did fight in close-quarters combat directly very often.

[Assistant]
>>136840346
I mean hell wasn't she captured because she chose to remain in the fight while the rest of the army was in retreat?


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>>136840278
this seething is funny as hell but Jane Grey sounds cool, like a nerdy disney princess or something

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>>136841099
She wasn't cool, she was a desperate attempt to keep Bloody Mary off the throne so the country wouldn't revert to catholicism. She was queen for nine days before getting her head chopped off.


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>>136841099
She wasn't cool, she was a desperate attempt to keep Bloody Mary off the throne so the country wouldn't revert to catholicism. She was queen for nine days before getting her head chopped off.

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>>136841236
im not saying she was joan of arc level of badass, just that shed be an interesting character.
>>136841296
Aint it obvious? England wouldve conquered france and created a continental empire before their colonial sea empire. The angloids were robbed of a huge oppurtunity because of this literal child


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[User] Why does people get so angry about her?

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>>136841236
im not saying she was joan of arc level of badass, just that shed be an interesting character.
>>136841296
Aint it obvious? England wouldve conquered france and created a continental empire before their colonial sea empire. The angloids were robbed of a huge oppurtunity because of this literal child


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[User] Why does people get so angry about her?

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>>136841296
Seething chuds that have the fact a woman did something to shape the story of Europe live rent free in their heads.


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[User] Why does people get so angry about her?

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>>136841296
Lots of "actually" people that get mad at various depictions.


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[User] Why Joan of Arc is so underrated?

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>>136827712 (OP)
She could never tell Abe how she really felt.


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[User] Why Joan of Arc is so underrated?

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>>136827712 (OP)
She was besties with child raping murderer Gilles de Rais so the left should love her


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>>136835957
Arthur is believed to be real since historical documents mention him, but they treat him as more of a warlord rather then an actual king (not that the two were very different after the collapse of the roman empire)

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>>136837417
All we have from a contemporary historical record is that Arthur and Mordred fell at the battler of Camlan. We don't know who these men were, or who they were fighting.


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>>136841296
Seething chuds that have the fact a woman did something to shape the story of Europe live rent free in their heads.

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>>136841585
Yeah she motivated the men to shape history.
Like good women do.


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[User] No one mentioned Cass yet? Really?

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>>136840706
I remember all the crudely drawn korean scat pics she had on pixiv
Then the artist shamefully deleted them


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>>136840706
I remember all the crudely drawn korean scat pics she had on pixiv
Then the artist shamefully deleted them

[Assistant] >>136842098


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>>136827712 (OP)
>joan of arc with a sword as a "tough girl boss fighter"
literally liberal lie about history to push an agenda.
she never thought anyone and never used her sword

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>>136833939
She became a casualty on multiple battles and had to lie down on a ditch with an arrow on her thigh for an entire night.


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>>136830122
>stonkin big tits
Surviving testimony from her posthumous trial had people saying that she had a surprisingly large rack.

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>>136836068
One of the escorts on the way out of her hometown to meeting the king had her describing her as "virile" aka "by the lord she thicc af"


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Vive la France!
English a merde!

[Assistant]
>>136830643
FASTER!


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>>136838331
Casca was just Miura inserting his own fetishes.

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>>136838367
THEN WHY IS SHE NOTHING LIKE THAT AFTER THE GOLDEN AGE, MIURA!?


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>>136830643
FASTER!

[Assistant] >>136843127


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why don't westerners bankroll big flashy period pieces in animation?
the closest we get are princess stories

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>>136837009
For the same reason us animation remains mostly inferior to the Japs


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>>136838367
THEN WHY IS SHE NOTHING LIKE THAT AFTER THE GOLDEN AGE, MIURA!?

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>>136843159
Because it's not her story, it's Guts' story. And sometimes for bad things to happen to Guts, they have to happen to the people he loves.
It still hurts that Miura had to go and die just right after he un-potato'd Casca.


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>>136838367
THEN WHY IS SHE NOTHING LIKE THAT AFTER THE GOLDEN AGE, MIURA!?

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>>136843159
Silly comic, Jeanne can't go by the book when she can't read.


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>>136832342
Yeah, and a farmgirl. You know how backbreaking farmwork was back then?

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>>136832356
You know men did and do the backbreaking farm work? Women do house work, maybe milk cows or tend to chickens and pigs, they don't do men's work.


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>>136843159
Silly comic, Jeanne can't go by the book when she can't read.

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>>136843257
That might be part of the joke


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[User] I wonder if Casca was purposefully modeled after Joan or if it's simply a coincidence

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>>136838331
Honestly Sonia seems like a closer comparison, being a prophetic peasant girl that becomes a soldier.


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[User] I really liked Drifters' version of Jeanne. Absolutely ahistorical but psychotic women make my peepee hard.

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>>136843302
Don't stick your dick in crazy. But yes the Drifters one was fun.


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>>136832356
You know men did and do the backbreaking farm work? Women do house work, maybe milk cows or tend to chickens and pigs, they don't do men's work.

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>>136843265
You were there? No? Then shut up


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>>136832356
You know men did and do the backbreaking farm work? Women do house work, maybe milk cows or tend to chickens and pigs, they don't do men's work.

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>>136843265
This may come as a shock to pampered nobles who never had to actually work a day in their life, but when the choice is between "make the women work too" and "people starve because there aren't enough hands to do everything," peasants typically chose the former. And when "people starve" is also influenced by how many people are alive, the more mouths there are to feed that aren't also helping with the labour (i.e. women) the more likely it is that people starve, ergo women also work simply out of practicality.


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
bong coping tears are sweeter than king charles sugarest cake.


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>>136840278
bong coping tears are sweeter than king charles sugarest cake.

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>>136844399
based


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>>136827712 (OP)
1. It's Jeanne d'Arc, Joan of Arc is just a bad translation
2. GLORIFIED CHEERLEADER

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>>136828058
Imagine her hardened muscular body in a cheerleader outfit...


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[User] >>136830164

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>>136832739
There has to be a universe where she broke out of prison or got rescued and got married and had 15 kids


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[User] Mental Illness.

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>>136827741
>mental sickness


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[User] Why Joan of Arc is so underrated?

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>>136827712 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8JtxVGvyOY [Embed]


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>>136838367
Casca was younger Miura. Schierke was older Miura.

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>>136838446
god i love Schierke so much.

Casca too. both amazing characters.


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>>136832739
There has to be a universe where she broke out of prison or got rescued and got married and had 15 kids

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>>136847193
And lives next door to Ann Frank.
So who are the other historical waifus out there?
Would Cleopatra count or is that more specific to that tv show because historically she's super interesting and everyone seems enamored but I'm not sure if she has any famous waifufags and it's not more getting off on the soap opera aspect of her being the THOT who fractured the Roman Empire.


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>>136832136
>Go back to England or die
>Convert to Catholicism or die
>Wanted to start a new crusade
This saint was bloodthirsty.

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>>136832581
When it's against pagans and heretics, it was considered a virtue.


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>>136847193
And lives next door to Ann Frank.
So who are the other historical waifus out there?
Would Cleopatra count or is that more specific to that tv show because historically she's super interesting and everyone seems enamored but I'm not sure if she has any famous waifufags and it's not more getting off on the soap opera aspect of her being the THOT who fractured the Roman Empire.

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>>136847509
Cleopatra was like the typical popular girl in high school, she was a basic bitch


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>>136847509
Cleopatra was like the typical popular girl in high school, she was a basic bitch

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>>136847800
>Basic Bitch
She literally learned accounting and several languages so she could actually bring something to the table to get over her husband/brother in a time where the rest of Egyptian nobility had been content to be ignorant drunken lechers. Say what you will but she was probably genuinely smart and interesting. There's a reason why everyone shittalks her looks but she still managed to bag two of the most powerful men in the Mediterranean and wasn't sidelined as a purely political marriage


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>>136847800
>Basic Bitch
She literally learned accounting and several languages so she could actually bring something to the table to get over her husband/brother in a time where the rest of Egyptian nobility had been content to be ignorant drunken lechers. Say what you will but she was probably genuinely smart and interesting. There's a reason why everyone shittalks her looks but she still managed to bag two of the most powerful men in the Mediterranean and wasn't sidelined as a purely political marriage

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>>136848057
I thought she was popular because of her nose.


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>>136847800
>Basic Bitch
She literally learned accounting and several languages so she could actually bring something to the table to get over her husband/brother in a time where the rest of Egyptian nobility had been content to be ignorant drunken lechers. Say what you will but she was probably genuinely smart and interesting. There's a reason why everyone shittalks her looks but she still managed to bag two of the most powerful men in the Mediterranean and wasn't sidelined as a purely political marriage

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>>136848057
Yeah, who cares about what languages she can speak, is boring, but a tomboy fanatical girl who loves artillery? Now thats wife material


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>>136847800
>Basic Bitch
She literally learned accounting and several languages so she could actually bring something to the table to get over her husband/brother in a time where the rest of Egyptian nobility had been content to be ignorant drunken lechers. Say what you will but she was probably genuinely smart and interesting. There's a reason why everyone shittalks her looks but she still managed to bag two of the most powerful men in the Mediterranean and wasn't sidelined as a purely political marriage

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>>136848057
so many awesome Kemetic women but niggas still simp for some shitty Greek hoe


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>>136832717
>"I was trying to roast you."
>"Well, you're too late then."
Oh, that's pretty cleve...
>They explain the joke half a second later.

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>>136833886
This is made for children, remember


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>>136847509
Cleopatra was like the typical popular girl in high school, she was a basic bitch

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>>136847800
I saw a FtM today as a waiter. I was impressed by them looking like a normal dude, albeit one who was too short, had a high pitched voice and had no chin at all.

>>136847509
Plenty of pirate women. Anne Bonny, Grace o'Malley, Mary Read, etc.


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>>136847193
And lives next door to Ann Frank.
So who are the other historical waifus out there?
Would Cleopatra count or is that more specific to that tv show because historically she's super interesting and everyone seems enamored but I'm not sure if she has any famous waifufags and it's not more getting off on the soap opera aspect of her being the THOT who fractured the Roman Empire.

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>>136847800
I saw a FtM today as a waiter. I was impressed by them looking like a normal dude, albeit one who was too short, had a high pitched voice and had no chin at all.

>>136847509
Plenty of pirate women. Anne Bonny, Grace o'Malley, Mary Read, etc.


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>>136848057
so many awesome Kemetic women but niggas still simp for some shitty Greek hoe

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>>136848291
Post one then.


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
>year of our lord, 2023
>people still haven't realized Gilles was framed.


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[User] What other characters are there based on Joan

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>>136848740
SMT has one. Notable in that she wears the tri-color flag despite that being anarchistic. The reason likely is because of the "modern" aesthetic that has things like Belphegor being on a current toilet being at the peak in the time of that.


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[User] Why Joan of Arc is so underrated?

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>>136827712 (OP)

Most of the folks that knew her agreed that Joan had an amazing set of tits.


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>>136848740
SMT has one. Notable in that she wears the tri-color flag despite that being anarchistic. The reason likely is because of the "modern" aesthetic that has things like Belphegor being on a current toilet being at the peak in the time of that.

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>>136849918
>The reason likely is because of the "modern" aesthetic
Specifically, she debuted in the first Devil Summoner game, which was contemporary urban fantasy. A lot of older demons and debuting demons got similar designs/redesigns to help the game stand out from the regular SMT games.


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>>136848740
SMT has one. Notable in that she wears the tri-color flag despite that being anarchistic. The reason likely is because of the "modern" aesthetic that has things like Belphegor being on a current toilet being at the peak in the time of that.

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>>136849918
>>136850730


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>>136849918
>The reason likely is because of the "modern" aesthetic
Specifically, she debuted in the first Devil Summoner game, which was contemporary urban fantasy. A lot of older demons and debuting demons got similar designs/redesigns to help the game stand out from the regular SMT games.

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>>136849918
>>136850730


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[User] Why Joan of Arc is so underrated?

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>>136827712 (OP)
Why do they always make her blonde? Its pretty well known she was dark haired.


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>>136828946
Isn't there speculation he was just given a bad trial that demonized him a lot the same way Jeanne was called a witch?

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>>136828978
Yes. He was horrible with his money and was tanking his familys reputation, even without the muh black magic and pedophilia shit. Plus his land holdings were all strategically placed right around Brittany.

Also, this >>136837188


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>>136828946
There was no proof about anything Gilles did except a torture confession

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>>136828978
Yes. He was horrible with his money and was tanking his familys reputation, even without the muh black magic and pedophilia shit. Plus his land holdings were all strategically placed right around Brittany.

Also, this >>136837188


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The history buff in me finds it facinating that there is a letter that Joan had someone write from her to the Hussite heretics in Bohemia demanding they return to Catholicism or else after she was done with England she'd go there herself and deal with them.

Too bad she died, her adoption of cannons probably would have been effective against Hussite War Wagons.

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>>136832136
>We were robbed of a Joan D'Arc vs Jan Žižka

What a boring timeline we live


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>>136827712 (OP)
Why do they always make her blonde? Its pretty well known she was dark haired.

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>>136851170
Europeans=blonde. Easy to understand.


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>>136847193
And lives next door to Ann Frank.
So who are the other historical waifus out there?
Would Cleopatra count or is that more specific to that tv show because historically she's super interesting and everyone seems enamored but I'm not sure if she has any famous waifufags and it's not more getting off on the soap opera aspect of her being the THOT who fractured the Roman Empire.

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>>136847509
Anastasia Romanov is a personal favorite of mine.
Olga of Kiev would be fun to see hang with Jeanne. She wanted to convert all of Russia to christianity, which her grandson Vladimir the Great eventually did. She also brutally slaughter the tribe the killed her husband with motherfucking pigeons an sparrows.


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>>136847509
Anastasia Romanov is a personal favorite of mine.
Olga of Kiev would be fun to see hang with Jeanne. She wanted to convert all of Russia to christianity, which her grandson Vladimir the Great eventually did. She also brutally slaughter the tribe the killed her husband with motherfucking pigeons an sparrows.

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>>136852667
Don’t forget Anna Komnene and Eleanor of Aquitaine


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[User] Why does people get so angry about her?

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>>136841296
Angloids seethe over losing, smegmoids seethe because a woman in battle.
>>136848057
>be massively inbred, but not Hapsburg hideous or retarded
She really got lucky there.


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>>136847800
>Basic Bitch
She literally learned accounting and several languages so she could actually bring something to the table to get over her husband/brother in a time where the rest of Egyptian nobility had been content to be ignorant drunken lechers. Say what you will but she was probably genuinely smart and interesting. There's a reason why everyone shittalks her looks but she still managed to bag two of the most powerful men in the Mediterranean and wasn't sidelined as a purely political marriage

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>>136841296
Angloids seethe over losing, smegmoids seethe because a woman in battle.
>>136848057
>be massively inbred, but not Hapsburg hideous or retarded
She really got lucky there.


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>>136827712 (OP)
She was a religious nut who thought god was talking to her and all the flower crown #girlboss fake feminists who put her on a pedestal would hate her fucking guys if she was a modern person and not the romanticized fallen hero they imagine.


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>>136827712 (OP)
play 40k, there is a literal faction made of Joans of Arc.


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
seethe


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>>136847193
And lives next door to Ann Frank.
So who are the other historical waifus out there?
Would Cleopatra count or is that more specific to that tv show because historically she's super interesting and everyone seems enamored but I'm not sure if she has any famous waifufags and it's not more getting off on the soap opera aspect of her being the THOT who fractured the Roman Empire.

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>>136847509
Peter Abelard's wife, Heloise
Eleanor of Aquitaine was a stone cold bitch that shaped the borders of western europe
Anna Komnene for whom we have to thank for much of our chronicles of the Byzantine emperor during the early crusades
Theodora, Whore turned Empress who rallied her husband Justinian I during the Nika riots
Aethelflad of Mercia and Olga of Kiev who are famous for their power plays after the deaths of their respective husbands


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>>136827712 (OP)
play 40k, there is a literal faction made of Joans of Arc.

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>>136854119
40k is kinda shit you may as well play the actual bootleg from Fantasy.


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[User] Why does people get so angry about her?

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>>136841296
Brits are too ashamed to admit they lost to a woman
French are too ashamed to admit that their most famous warrior was a chick
Feminists can't accept that she was fighting for God or that she was siding with a serial killers pedophile


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>>136841296
Brits are too ashamed to admit they lost to a woman
French are too ashamed to admit that their most famous warrior was a chick
Feminists can't accept that she was fighting for God or that she was siding with a serial killers pedophile

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>>136854627
>Brits are too ashamed to admit they lost to a woman
Pretty sure they killed her.


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>>136840278
>year of our lord, 2023
>people still haven't realized Gilles was framed.

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>>136848540
>>year of our lord, 2023
>>people still haven't realized Gilles was framed.
I wish to hear more of this theory


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>>136854627
>Brits are too ashamed to admit they lost to a woman
Pretty sure they killed her.

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>>136854645
They still lost the opportunity to control France in their empire


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>>136841585
Yeah she motivated the men to shape history.
Like good women do.

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>>136842038
And yet no one gives a fuck about those men, just her


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>>136854627
>Brits are too ashamed to admit they lost to a woman
Pretty sure they killed her.

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>>136854645
The Burgundians killed her after she tried sacking Paris and failed, I thought. She tried taking the city on Mary's birthday or something so her people thought she lost touch with the angels that were guiding her.


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>>136842038
And yet no one gives a fuck about those men, just her

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>>136855377
Blue beard is fairly well known.


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>>136841296
Brits are too ashamed to admit they lost to a woman
French are too ashamed to admit that their most famous warrior was a chick
Feminists can't accept that she was fighting for God or that she was siding with a serial killers pedophile

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>>136854627
Feminist can't accept she wasn't actually a fighter either.

>>136855377
Duh she was the symbol of French resistance and eventual martyr and saint, of course she ended up being more famous than Mr knight number 300 that killed 10 brits for his waifu, France and God.


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>>136842038
And yet no one gives a fuck about those men, just her

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>>136854627
Feminist can't accept she wasn't actually a fighter either.

>>136855377
Duh she was the symbol of French resistance and eventual martyr and saint, of course she ended up being more famous than Mr knight number 300 that killed 10 brits for his waifu, France and God.


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[User] >>136830164

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>>136832739
>predator
now tell the other story where they said none of em wanted to sleep her because it went beyond love


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>>136842038
And yet no one gives a fuck about those men, just her

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>>136855377
Speak for yourself, I find the life of Jean II of Alençon fascinating
>Dad dies when he was a child at Agincourt
>At the age of 15 gets captured at Verneuil
>Spends five years in prison, his whole duchy occupied by the English.
>He pays his ransom but it's so much he is the poorest man in France. He only gets his duchy back in the 1440's.
>Joan comes around just when he gets released
>Becomes one of her best pals, to the point where she was informal around him
>Couldn't be there when she was captured because he was in another part of the country fighting.
>Spent the rest of his life in and out of prison and eventually died there


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>>136832161
>all the men around Joan were very eager to let you know she was one of the most beautiful, well formed women they ever saw and absolutely no one ever had any sexy thoughts about her
>definitely not ever

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>>136834024
The Original Waifu

If you'd been a pillow-maker in 15th Century France you could've made a killing on embroidered Joan body pillows.


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[User] Fuck Br*ts.

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>>136828959
>Game with armies of clockpunk HRE troops, demons, Aztec dinosaurs, giant rats, etc.
>favorite faction is Brettonia simply for her


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>>136828127
She was short with dark hair and olive skin, but apparently she liked artillery. So i doubt she was a berserker.

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>>136828704
Imagine her and Napoleon vibing over their shared love for France and artillery


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>>136828959
>Game with armies of clockpunk HRE troops, demons, Aztec dinosaurs, giant rats, etc.
>favorite faction is Brettonia simply for her

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>>136856360
Nah you pick brets because they are a beacon of good in a somewhat dark world. At least before GW hit them with the grimderp stick more.


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>>136856360
Nah you pick brets because they are a beacon of good in a somewhat dark world. At least before GW hit them with the grimderp stick more.

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>>136856469
I don't care about the lore. I just want Joan or someone that's basically Joan to conquer the world. That is until CA dumps the Nippon DLC and we have to contend with transplanted Yari Ashigaru.


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>>136828704
Imagine her and Napoleon vibing over their shared love for France and artillery

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>>136856406
>Bonny, beyby, why donch'a evah get me anything noice?
What are you talking about? I got you ze Austrian Netherlands last year.
>Yeah bawt Chuck's wife Henrietta gawt a Rhineland. Woy can't I haf a Rhineland.
>Be happy with ze Netherlands.
>But Boooooonnnnnnyyyy
>Non, Jean
>Pleeeeeeeease
>Fine, I'll get Moreau on it.
>Oh Bonny! Yoa tha best!!


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[User] Why Joan of Arc is so underrated?

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>>136827712 (OP)
She makes angloids seethe everywhere. She's good in my book.


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Fun fact: legendary French artist Paul Gillon did a two issue comic called Jehanne: La Pucelle that had her and Gilles de Rais in a romantic relationship. It gets pretty raunchy a couple of times. Sadly, its never been scanlated. The art is great.

Apparently pairing those two up isn't exactly uncommon in France (and of course among the Japs). Theres another comic called Les Demons de Armoises where Giles seems obsessed with her still, after her death. Also unscanlated.

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>>136851406
>It gets pretty raunchy a couple of times
first page is her getting her pussy licked by a sheep. he did not exactly hold back.


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>>136828704
>>136832115
The only manga I know of that has a Jeanne based off her historical appearance Is Majo Taisen (basically Record of Ragnarok but historical females division).

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>>136832217
>Majo Taisen
I was shocked at how quickly the story went to shit.


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I still don't understand the "Glorified Cheerleader" anglo cope, weren't flag bearers incredibly important in medieval times? And didn't Jeanne help form the militia that fought after the French King abandoned the war?
It's like how people often forget that Jesters were actually more than "circus clowns".

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>>136833985
Could also just be pushback against the idea that she was actually in the trenches sword in hand. That said, there's more to war than simply swinging a sword so neither interpretation is correct.


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>>136827754
>JFKxJoan is still a thing
Fuck this cartoon. The Ghandi fans were right.

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>>136835933
Abe had Joan literally throw herself at him for almost an entire school year and he still didn't go for it. And the fact that he only gets the idea through his thick skull that he MAY have feelings for Joan right as she finally moves on is not her fault. He had his chance man.

If they can show the old episodes where Gandhi is featured and not have poos throw a fit about it, I don't know why we can't have him in the new episodes.


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>>136827712 (OP)
1. It's Jeanne d'Arc, Joan of Arc is just a bad translation
2. GLORIFIED CHEERLEADER

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>>136828058
John Dark?


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>>136835933
Abe had Joan literally throw herself at him for almost an entire school year and he still didn't go for it. And the fact that he only gets the idea through his thick skull that he MAY have feelings for Joan right as she finally moves on is not her fault. He had his chance man.

If they can show the old episodes where Gandhi is featured and not have poos throw a fit about it, I don't know why we can't have him in the new episodes.

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>>136857354
In Abe's defense Joan was super flighty, like he's a retard but Joan was using that to always weasel out at the last moment knowing he'd take her at her word. Hell, all she had to do was make him sufficiently horny for him to notice her in the first place.


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>>136828127
She was short with dark hair and olive skin, but apparently she liked artillery. So i doubt she was a berserker.

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>>136828704
>french artillery is guided by god
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW6GSa14xXI [Embed]


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>>136827712 (OP)
Underrated? Are you kidding? She's on fire!

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>>136828964
Good one Carlos


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>>136841296
Brits are too ashamed to admit they lost to a woman
French are too ashamed to admit that their most famous warrior was a chick
Feminists can't accept that she was fighting for God or that she was siding with a serial killers pedophile

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>>136854627
>siding with a serial killers pedophile
wuh uh?


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>>136854627
Feminist can't accept she wasn't actually a fighter either.

>>136855377
Duh she was the symbol of French resistance and eventual martyr and saint, of course she ended up being more famous than Mr knight number 300 that killed 10 brits for his waifu, France and God.

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>>136855612
>Feminist can't accept she wasn't actually a fighter either.

Its weird because for all intents and purposes she was a primitive artillery commander over everything else, but I guess that doesn't mesh with the concept of lady knight given due to the two concepts not mixing in peoples minds.


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>>136827712 (OP)
1. It's Jeanne d'Arc, Joan of Arc is just a bad translation
2. GLORIFIED CHEERLEADER

[Assistant] >>136828058


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>>136854627
>siding with a serial killers pedophile
wuh uh?

[Assistant]
>>136857882
Gilles de Rais


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[User] But what cup was she? Asking the important question here.

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>>136858030
they invented the breastplate stretcher just for her anon


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[User] But what cup was she? Asking the important question here.

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>>136858030
Contemporary accounts from her fellow soldiers seem to imply she had a pretty nice set
>"I saw Joan for the first time during her imprisonment in the castle of Beaurevoir, where she was being held for the Count of Ligny [Jean de Luxemburg]. I saw her in prison several times and spoke to her often. It even happened once while playing with her that I put my hand on her breast but she would not suffer this, and repulsed me with all of her might. She was indeed a good woman who conducted herself honestly, in her words as well as in her behavior." Haimond de Macy
So Joan of Arc is just an anime character that slipped into our reality isn't she?
>>136858109
>You saying I'm too busty for my armor, Guy?


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>>136858030
they invented the breastplate stretcher just for her anon

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>>136858030
Contemporary accounts from her fellow soldiers seem to imply she had a pretty nice set
>"I saw Joan for the first time during her imprisonment in the castle of Beaurevoir, where she was being held for the Count of Ligny [Jean de Luxemburg]. I saw her in prison several times and spoke to her often. It even happened once while playing with her that I put my hand on her breast but she would not suffer this, and repulsed me with all of her might. She was indeed a good woman who conducted herself honestly, in her words as well as in her behavior." Haimond de Macy
So Joan of Arc is just an anime character that slipped into our reality isn't she?
>>136858109
>You saying I'm too busty for my armor, Guy?


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>>136858030
Contemporary accounts from her fellow soldiers seem to imply she had a pretty nice set
>"I saw Joan for the first time during her imprisonment in the castle of Beaurevoir, where she was being held for the Count of Ligny [Jean de Luxemburg]. I saw her in prison several times and spoke to her often. It even happened once while playing with her that I put my hand on her breast but she would not suffer this, and repulsed me with all of her might. She was indeed a good woman who conducted herself honestly, in her words as well as in her behavior." Haimond de Macy
So Joan of Arc is just an anime character that slipped into our reality isn't she?
>>136858109
>You saying I'm too busty for my armor, Guy?

[Assistant]
>>136858165
>copping some tit, just to see if she truly was a good and noble woman
sure they get away with that back in the day you try it now you get the police called on you


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
based


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[User] For anyone that cares there is a PSP game called Jeanne D'Arc that was pretty fun, weird anime take on the war with literal english demons. Otherwise a pretty standard but fun TRPG.

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>>136858229
Played it. Boy it was fun.


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>>136858229
Played it. Boy it was fun.

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>>136858251
Lianne did not deserve to go like that


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>>136848540
>>year of our lord, 2023
>>people still haven't realized Gilles was framed.
I wish to hear more of this theory

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>>136855324
firstly, the person in charge of the trial, John VI, Duke of Brittany, would have gained Gilles' lands after he was found guilty. Secondly, the confession given by Gilles was extracted under threat of torture. Thirdly, very little in the way of physical evidence was found during the course of the trial. taken all together, and it seems fairly obvious that something was fishy about that entire situation.


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>>136828714
I go back in time and rescue her and make her my wife.


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>>136828714
I go back in time and rescue her and make her my wife.

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>>136858718
You've blown your cover now, when and where are you?


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The history buff in me finds it facinating that there is a letter that Joan had someone write from her to the Hussite heretics in Bohemia demanding they return to Catholicism or else after she was done with England she'd go there herself and deal with them.

Too bad she died, her adoption of cannons probably would have been effective against Hussite War Wagons.

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>>136832136
There was also the time, during a lull in the war, where she proposed to the King of England that they team up to go crusading against the saracens. Jeanne vs. Muslims would have been fun.


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>>136832136
There was also the time, during a lull in the war, where she proposed to the King of England that they team up to go crusading against the saracens. Jeanne vs. Muslims would have been fun.

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>>136858952
They could have saved Constantinople and the Marble Emperor.


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>>136858952
They could have saved Constantinople and the Marble Emperor.

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>>136859201
Nah this wouldve happened >>136830357
besides she hated the Hussites imagine what shed think of the Orthodox


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[User] I've read, long ago, some anon wrote a fanfic of Joan of Arc x Mehmed the Conqueror. One lifted a siege, and the other won a siege.

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>>136859201
Nah this wouldve happened >>136830357
besides she hated the Hussites imagine what shed think of the Orthodox


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>>136858030
they invented the breastplate stretcher just for her anon

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>>136858109
GODS BLESS JEANNE, AND HER CHEEKS!


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>>136832136
There was also the time, during a lull in the war, where she proposed to the King of England that they team up to go crusading against the saracens. Jeanne vs. Muslims would have been fun.

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>>136858952
>Punished Jeanne - A maiden denied her Holy Land.


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>>136828959
>Game with armies of clockpunk HRE troops, demons, Aztec dinosaurs, giant rats, etc.
>favorite faction is Brettonia simply for her

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>>136856360
[CHIVALRY INTENSIFIES]


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>>136827712 (OP)

I'd say kill it with fire but that seems a bit redundant at this point.


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>>136832151
porn addicts with brain-rot. Theyre doing this to every historical figure nowadays

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>>136832255
The worst part is that if they wanted a real historical lesbian there's Isabella of Parma. You have a moody, depressed, death-obsessed lesbian princess in love with her husband's generally cool and artistic sister (who probably returned that love) while the husband himself was a workaholic geek deeply in love with a wife who in turn felt no love at all for him. And Joseph himself is an interesting and ultimately tragic figure as well.


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>>136847193
And lives next door to Ann Frank.
So who are the other historical waifus out there?
Would Cleopatra count or is that more specific to that tv show because historically she's super interesting and everyone seems enamored but I'm not sure if she has any famous waifufags and it's not more getting off on the soap opera aspect of her being the THOT who fractured the Roman Empire.

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>>136847509
>So who are the other historical waifus out there?
I'm partial to Claudia Octavia, first wife of Nero and daughter of Claudius, because her life is so miserably sad that she activates my savior complex hard.


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>>136827712 (OP)
1. It's Jeanne d'Arc, Joan of Arc is just a bad translation
2. GLORIFIED CHEERLEADER

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>>136828058
>sassy country bumpkin schizo cheerleader
She was ahead of her time in fetish material, a true pioneer.


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>>136827712 (OP)
Underrated? Are you kidding? She's on fire!

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>>136828964
So good, I love some Gogh ol' Van!


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
You are just salty that Louis XIV is still the longest reigning European Monarch you faggot.


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>>136856360
[CHIVALRY INTENSIFIES]

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>>136859963
>>136831046
>>136831078


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>>136830991
Get your head out of the stars, 40kid. Warhammer Fantasy was the one with the Joan of Arc equivalent.

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>>136859963
>>136831046
>>136831078


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>>136831054
I recognize the artist. It's Warhammer Jeanne, Repanse.
Here's another from him.

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>>136859963
>>136831046
>>136831078


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>>136859963
>>136831046
>>136831078

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>>136860827
And don't forget the British High Elves who sit around on their little island who mope about past glories.
The Welsh ones who just want to run naked through their forests killing anyone different and fucking the animals.
And the other elves out in the New World who are an indulgent, sadistic, slave-trading society run by entitled twats and sex maniacs. Ya know, 'Murrica.


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>>136832255
The worst part is that if they wanted a real historical lesbian there's Isabella of Parma. You have a moody, depressed, death-obsessed lesbian princess in love with her husband's generally cool and artistic sister (who probably returned that love) while the husband himself was a workaholic geek deeply in love with a wife who in turn felt no love at all for him. And Joseph himself is an interesting and ultimately tragic figure as well.

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>>136860127
They don't want actual historical lesbians or gays.
They want to turn only the most famous historical figures gay.
It's a demoralization tactic.


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[User] >>136828058

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>>136857954
Reminder that Jannu, according to the one man who saw her naked when helping her change armor, had BIG STONKING TITS


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>>136828959
>Game with armies of clockpunk HRE troops, demons, Aztec dinosaurs, giant rats, etc.
>favorite faction is Brettonia simply for her

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>>136856360
Is this an actual Darkest Dungeon mod class or just art?


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>>136828964
So good, I love some Gogh ol' Van!

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>>136860623
>>136861240
Nobody seems to care about poor Goghin


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>>136857954
Reminder that Jannu, according to the one man who saw her naked when helping her change armor, had BIG STONKING TITS

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>>136860623
>>136861240
Nobody seems to care about poor Goghin


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>>136860623
>>136861240
Nobody seems to care about poor Goghin

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>>136861286
Gogh doesn't have 2 versions of himself that are both super hot and even the "evil" one isn't actually evil, just closer to the historical person's personality


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>>136856360
Is this an actual Darkest Dungeon mod class or just art?

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>>136861283
Pretty sure they're just art, there were some more IIRC


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>>136861283
Pretty sure they're just art, there were some more IIRC

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>>136861364
Damn, because while they tend to be overpowered I like using the mod classes because they tend to have unique mechanics, like the dark souls ones that give bonuses to each other but not themselves.


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>>136827712 (OP)
the only people ive ever seen talk about joan of arc are FGO weebs


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>>136827712 (OP)
the only people ive ever seen talk about joan of arc are FGO weebs

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>>136861517
That's to be expected when basically no one else has done anything with her for over a decade.


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>>136860623
>>136861240
Nobody seems to care about poor Goghin

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>>136861286
>>136861304
This, everyone knows Hokusai shows more passion.

>"My brush dances!"


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>>136861286
Gogh doesn't have 2 versions of himself that are both super hot and even the "evil" one isn't actually evil, just closer to the historical person's personality

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>>136861286
>>136861304
This, everyone knows Hokusai shows more passion.

>"My brush dances!"


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>>136827712 (OP)
the only people ive ever seen talk about joan of arc are FGO weebs

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>>136861517
It'd be less of a pain if the FGO one at least had a good design.


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>>136861517
It'd be less of a pain if the FGO one at least had a good design.

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>>136861661
But there are, unless you mean original to FGO and didn't come from a previous Type-Moon work. In which case you forgot this madlad.


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>>136861517
It'd be less of a pain if the FGO one at least had a good design.

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>>136861661
Ok, which are some of your favorite designs from FGO, not only reduced to Jeanne.

There is a 50% chance it will just be a pedo complaining.


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>>136861661
Ok, which are some of your favorite designs from FGO, not only reduced to Jeanne.

There is a 50% chance it will just be a pedo complaining.

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>>136861728
I don't care enough about FGO for that, I just think the Jeanne design I know, doesn't look good to me. Which can mostly be attributed to the outfit, because the rest is just an anime girl.
>spoiler
Alright I've complained but now I'm curious what happened for that to be your default go to, because no, it ain't.


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

[Assistant] >>136840278


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>>136835933
Abe had Joan literally throw herself at him for almost an entire school year and he still didn't go for it. And the fact that he only gets the idea through his thick skull that he MAY have feelings for Joan right as she finally moves on is not her fault. He had his chance man.

If they can show the old episodes where Gandhi is featured and not have poos throw a fit about it, I don't know why we can't have him in the new episodes.

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>>136857354
>If they can show the old episodes where Gandhi is featured and not have poos throw a fit about it, I don't know why we can't have him in the new episodes.
gandhi wasn't removed because of fear of causing another riot, gandhi was removed as a punishment for that riot


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>>136861728
I don't care enough about FGO for that, I just think the Jeanne design I know, doesn't look good to me. Which can mostly be attributed to the outfit, because the rest is just an anime girl.
>spoiler
Alright I've complained but now I'm curious what happened for that to be your default go to, because no, it ain't.

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>>136861809
Because most of the time when I see someone complaining about any of the Fate girls they are either going for the mommy milkers or the lolis. In any of those cases they are demanding more of their favorites and consider the middle girls (Jeanne, Altera, and others) not cute/good looking enough.


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>>136860127
They don't want actual historical lesbians or gays.
They want to turn only the most famous historical figures gay.
It's a demoralization tactic.

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>>136861209
I'd say part of the problem with lesbians, at least, is that there's just not a lot of historical examples of prominent ones because lesbianism was more or less not seen as a legitimate thing until probably the 1800s at the earliest. It pretty much would take completely irrefutable accounts (such as Isabella's writings) to find any.


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>>136861809
Because most of the time when I see someone complaining about any of the Fate girls they are either going for the mommy milkers or the lolis. In any of those cases they are demanding more of their favorites and consider the middle girls (Jeanne, Altera, and others) not cute/good looking enough.

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>>136862053
>Jeanne's tits
>Not big enough
Godless heathens.


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>>136862053
>Jeanne's tits
>Not big enough
Godless heathens.

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>>136862295
In fairness she's not massive titcow size, she's like a D. Which is big but also fairly normal for a lot of women.


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>>136861209
I'd say part of the problem with lesbians, at least, is that there's just not a lot of historical examples of prominent ones because lesbianism was more or less not seen as a legitimate thing until probably the 1800s at the earliest. It pretty much would take completely irrefutable accounts (such as Isabella's writings) to find any.

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>>136862111
There is some French dyke Julie d'Aubigny who was skilled in swordsmanship who used that talent to cuck married men and then kill them when they dueled her for fucking their unfaithful wives. Personally I'm not interested in her story, she sounds like a cunt with a hyper libido.


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>>136862053
>Jeanne's tits
>Not big enough
Godless heathens.

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>>136862295
Yeah want me to say it again? Jeanne tits are not big enough, cope, seethe and dilate.


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>>136827712 (OP)
She's not, she's the most overrated chienne in history
I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings, a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers (her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed)
Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop William the Bastard from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Stephen of Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey Plantagenet from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, they cared about 'self determination'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know Jean have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated, one of the best-educated women in the world at that time

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>>136840278
>It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has CANONIZED this schizo. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Bitch what do you care about the Catholic church? Go back to your Church Of England. You know, the one Henry VIII created when the Pope wouldn't allow him to be an unfaithful little prick.


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>>136832217
>Majo Taisen
I was shocked at how quickly the story went to shit.

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>>136856780
How bad does it get? I stopped around the start of Himiko vs Cleopatra.


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>>136827712 (OP)
>>136828058
>>136831129
>>136836727

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>>136840149
Dumb post: the people who beat her are the last ones on the planet who'd be trying to downplay her accomplishments.


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>>136856780
How bad does it get? I stopped around the start of Himiko vs Cleopatra.

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>>136863383
Well fuck I just took a look and they are not my type, I can't imagine how shitty the anime is, I prefer to stay with my FGO then.


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>>136863383
Well fuck I just took a look and they are not my type, I can't imagine how shitty the anime is, I prefer to stay with my FGO then.

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>>136863561
I liked its take on Wu Zeitan more than FGO's at least.


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>>136863383
Well fuck I just took a look and they are not my type, I can't imagine how shitty the anime is, I prefer to stay with my FGO then.

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>>136863561
What do Himiko's pits taste like?


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[User] These weeb takes on historical figures suck ass

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>>136864797
based


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[User] These weeb takes on historical figures suck ass

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>>136864797
I'll never understand FGO at least. I find a lot of the designs ugly and soulless, the same kind of inherent revulsion I see with gacha designs.


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>>136864797
I'll never understand FGO at least. I find a lot of the designs ugly and soulless, the same kind of inherent revulsion I see with gacha designs.

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>>136865863
That's because it IS a gacha.


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>>136864797
I'll never understand FGO at least. I find a lot of the designs ugly and soulless, the same kind of inherent revulsion I see with gacha designs.

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>>136865863
same


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[User] Fate Jeannu is a nice design but it looks nothing like the real deal.

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>>136867212
Eh, it's just generic gachashit. The problem with the majority of that shit is that almost none of the characters are recognizable as the figures they're meant to represent.


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>>136867212
Eh, it's just generic gachashit. The problem with the majority of that shit is that almost none of the characters are recognizable as the figures they're meant to represent.

[Assistant]
>>136867334
When did Fate stop being a porn game franchise?


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[User]
>>136867334
When did Fate stop being a porn game franchise?

[Assistant]
>>136867396
I don't know, I never liked that shit


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>>136867334
When did Fate stop being a porn game franchise?

[Assistant]
>>136867396
After the second VN that had consensual rape.


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[User]
>>136867334
When did Fate stop being a porn game franchise?

[Assistant]
>>136867396
Many years ago. Lots of series do that kind of thing when it can make more money as a general audience product.


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[User]
>>136865863
same

[Assistant]
>>136866778
I really don't know what it is about gacha designs that I find so unappealing. Objectively there's nothing really wrong with them but there's just SOMETHING about the way they're designed which makes them feel generic and soulless and I can't put my finger on why. It's the same with stuff like Uma Musume or gachashit's cousin, idol series like Idolm@ster.

Maybe it's the fact that they're just designs with a few personality checkmark boxes attached to them instead of real characters. I don't know.


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>>136864797
I'll never understand FGO at least. I find a lot of the designs ugly and soulless, the same kind of inherent revulsion I see with gacha designs.

[Assistant]
>>136865863
I don't know you guys, but when I began playing and reading all those details that the game has, the details in story and all that I felt that it was the kind of thing I can like.

For fucks sake I found Heretical Salem a bit boring in comparison to the other 3 Pseudo Singularities, but it was still fucking amazing compared to owl shithouse, in case you didn't know some of the faggots were trying to make it "something important" that Matthew Hopkins was mentioned in two different characters.


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[User] Fate Jeannu is a nice design but it looks nothing like the real deal.

[Assistant]
>>136867212
They probably never thought they'd have a chance to do Jeanne back in 2006 when they had Gilles ranting about how Arthur was the spitting image of her.


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>>136863561
I liked its take on Wu Zeitan more than FGO's at least.

[Assistant]
>>136863680
Fate Wu is hotter


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>>136866778
I really don't know what it is about gacha designs that I find so unappealing. Objectively there's nothing really wrong with them but there's just SOMETHING about the way they're designed which makes them feel generic and soulless and I can't put my finger on why. It's the same with stuff like Uma Musume or gachashit's cousin, idol series like Idolm@ster.

Maybe it's the fact that they're just designs with a few personality checkmark boxes attached to them instead of real characters. I don't know.

[Assistant]
>>136867634
They mock those design choices you mention, Artoria's hair for example has a small line of hair that stands out from the rest, there was some event where every saber had that comming out of their head and that made them saber-type enemy.

I do find some designs unappealing, but in general I do like everything I've seen so far.


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>>136829366
Just random stickers I found when googling Joan that I thought were cute, sorry anon.
God I hate webp so much
>>136829505
Yeah but those depictions are by people who most likely never saw her and most by people after she died, the only image of her apparently during her life is a margin doodle during her trial. Which of course means she had a head shaped like an egg. descriptions by people who actually knew her describe her as short, brunette, olive, and with high cropped hair....also with great legs and breast.....but like in a platonic way...because we'd never think of Joan is such lurid ways.
>"I went to her lodging to see her: and she sent for wine and told me we should soon drink wine in Paris. And there seemed something wholly divine in her manner, and to see her and hear her." Guy de Laval

>"Although she was a young woman, beautiful and well formed, and when helping to arm her or otherwise I have often seen her breasts, and although sometimes when I was dressing her wounds I have seen her legs quite bare, and I have gone close to her many times, and I was strong, young and vigorous in those days, never, despite any sight or contact I had with the Maid, was my body moved to any carnal desire for her." Jean d’Aulon

[Assistant]
>>136830051
Ive read most depictions of her being brunete and being pretty but never read anything about olive skin, they just describe her as avarage white french


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>>136867212
Eh, it's just generic gachashit. The problem with the majority of that shit is that almost none of the characters are recognizable as the figures they're meant to represent.

[Assistant]
>>136867334
That has been a problem since at least Dungeons and Dragons where they just made up lots of it with random name drops, then that gets copied instead of the actual history or mythology.


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>>136832739
There has to be a universe where she broke out of prison or got rescued and got married and had 15 kids

[Assistant]
>>136847193
>>136847509

Hi /his/


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>>136847193
And lives next door to Ann Frank.
So who are the other historical waifus out there?
Would Cleopatra count or is that more specific to that tv show because historically she's super interesting and everyone seems enamored but I'm not sure if she has any famous waifufags and it's not more getting off on the soap opera aspect of her being the THOT who fractured the Roman Empire.

[Assistant]
>>136847193
>>136847509

Hi /his/


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[User] Just glad she's dating JFK now

[Assistant]
>>136827754
she's gonna dump him