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>>136937879
And a goblin

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>>136937755
>>136937879
>>136937890
Cuuuute. I have seen them but I've never been against seeing them again. They're cool and I enjoy looking at them. <3


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[User] Better idea after Norman fuck MJ and she gives to birth to his kid he throws MJ of a bridge pretty redhead girl death sounds about right.

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>>136938037
>>136937558
That Norman is dead, he's a new man now.


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>>136937179
>not gonna lie, Peter's future is looking reasonably good
Yes I am sue he was thrilled to find out that MJ was a dirty cheating whore his future looks very bright indeed. Oh and the next MJ person wiill fuck after Paul will no doubt be Norman just wait untill Peter finds out abot that also.

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>>136938037
>>136937558
That Norman is dead, he's a new man now.


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>>136937940
Wouldnt DD make more sense?

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>>136937956
Yeah, I know the story behind the similarities with Daredevil, but Spider-Man is literally like a combination of all the turtles together.

He's a tech genius, so he and Donatello can speak techno-geek. He's a gifted leader that even Leonardo would respect, his enhanced strength could take on Raphael with ease, and a great sense of humor to match Michelangelo's.


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>>136937990
He had harry.

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>>136938022
Are we sure that wasn't Mephisto?


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[User] Better idea after Norman fuck MJ and she gives to birth to his kid he throws MJ of a bridge pretty redhead girl death sounds about right.

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>>136938037
You can't even come up with your own jokes, Gwenshizo.


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>>136937755
>>136937879
>>136937890
Cuuuute. I have seen them but I've never been against seeing them again. They're cool and I enjoy looking at them. <3

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>>136938058
Yeah, i am waiting for next month for a big new pic. A swirl parker family pic.
>>136938068
Just saying that if i had to pick one marvel character for the turtles to have a crossover with it'd be DD due to the origin link. But spidey would ve a good second.


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>>136937956
Yeah, I know the story behind the similarities with Daredevil, but Spider-Man is literally like a combination of all the turtles together.

He's a tech genius, so he and Donatello can speak techno-geek. He's a gifted leader that even Leonardo would respect, his enhanced strength could take on Raphael with ease, and a great sense of humor to match Michelangelo's.

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>>136938058
Yeah, i am waiting for next month for a big new pic. A swirl parker family pic.
>>136938068
Just saying that if i had to pick one marvel character for the turtles to have a crossover with it'd be DD due to the origin link. But spidey would ve a good second.


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>>136937990
look, it had been a while. No doubt he had one-night stands with secretaries and other businesswomen, but that Gwenussy hits different

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>>136938027
>headcanon


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>>136938037
You can't even come up with your own jokes, Gwenshizo.

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>>136938085
Actually Iit's no joke i want Norman to be the one to fuck and kill MJ.


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>>136899112 (OP)
what is that dorky ass pose lmao


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>>136899112 (OP)
what is that dorky ass pose lmao

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>>136938725
He's bi. It's how they pose.
>Before gay marriage was legalized throughout the United States, same-sex couples often would wear a ring on their right hand as a show of commitment to their partner.


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>>136899112 (OP)
Why are there 10 spiderman threads?

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>>136899309
Spider-Man is kino


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>>136938037
>>136937558
That Norman is dead, he's a new man now.

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>>136938059
*squints*
Not for long.


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>>136938725
He's bi. It's how they pose.
>Before gay marriage was legalized throughout the United States, same-sex couples often would wear a ring on their right hand as a show of commitment to their partner.

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>>136938941
That's... That's his left hand, dyslexianon.


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>>136938725
He's bi. It's how they pose.
>Before gay marriage was legalized throughout the United States, same-sex couples often would wear a ring on their right hand as a show of commitment to their partner.

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>>136938941
>>136939537
YUGE drama incoming.


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>>136938941
That's... That's his left hand, dyslexianon.

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>>136938941
>>136939537
YUGE drama incoming.


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>>136938941
That's... That's his left hand, dyslexianon.

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>>136939537
Depends on what direction he's facing. Clearly the takeaway here is that he got married to himself.


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>>136939537
Depends on what direction he's facing. Clearly the takeaway here is that he got married to himself.

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>>136939659
Now that's the Norman I know. Did he conjure Gwen as his tulpa before or after the marriage?


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>>136939659
Now that's the Norman I know. Did he conjure Gwen as his tulpa before or after the marriage?

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>>136939867
After, but she's part of Norman's troubled marriage to his mental illness.


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>>136940885
lmao they're never gonna specify why Harry is dead again

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end of preview
>>136940921
harry lyman was denied any mention


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[User] this the one where peter gets new powers and spider-boy

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>>136940990
wonder bow Marvel got the legacy number for this issue


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>>136940921
harry lyman was denied any mention

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>>136940966
Liz doesn't know there was a clone. Peter and Norman ain't said shit.


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>>136941089
He was carrying four people and a dog, lady. It's not like he only had a dog and he called it a day.


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[User] this the one where peter gets new powers and spider-boy

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>>136940990
Two left feet?

>>136941031
The year is 2023, Slott's book has a better grasp on spider-sense than ASM with Kamala getting the drop on him.

>>136941069
Stop being meta Slott, Christ.


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"Be Gay, Do Crime" Starring Black Cat
Written by SARAH GAILEY
Art by BAILIE ROSENLUND
Colors by RACHELLE ROSENBERG

Join Felicia Hardy at New Orleans Pride where a score for untold riches pits her against the Thieves Guild in a story by writer Sarah Gailey and artist Bailie Rosenlund.

“I couldn't be more excited to write this Black Cat story for MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE! Felicia Hardy is more than just a queer master thief at the top of her game – she's also a deeply driven woman who pursues her passions no matter where they lead. She's an icon and a role model, and I'm absolutely honored to be making my Marvel Comics debut with her in the spotlight,” revealed Sarah Gailey.

"I’ve always loved Black Cat – ever since I watched my brother play Spider-Man for the PS1 when we were kids," explained Bailie Rosenlund. "Being able to draw her in action is a bit of a dream come true! As a queer person who has struggled with identity my whole life, it is truly an honor to help bring queer stories to others who need them, just as much as I do."

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>>136941269
>"Be Gay, Do Crime" Starring Black Cat
aaaaa


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>>136941089
He stole that from raimi.


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>>136941089
He stole that from raimi.

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>>136941321
this is nothing new to comics eitheir. If you tryhard enough you can find exactly same example, word by word probably too


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Meet Muzzle in "No Trespassing: Beware of Dog"
Written by H.E. EDGMON
Art by LORENZO SUSI
Colors by KELLY FITZPATRICK

Author H.E. Edgmon (The Witch King) and artist Lorenzo Susi introduces a wild new symbiote character: MUZZLE! See Spidey learn the hard way that this is one symbiote baddie you don’t want to mess with when he has a run-in with Muzzle and his crew of vigilantes!

“The opportunity to participate in the MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE anthology has been an actual dream come true, and I can’t wait for the world to meet Muzzle, our symbiote hybrid of mysterious origin," teased H.E. Edgmon. "Bringing a Native and trans character and his crew of queer punk vigilantes into Marvel canon has been a joyride. I hope readers will resonate with Muzzle’s snark, his angst, and of course, his homoerotic monstrousness.”

“First of all, I am very proud to be contributing to MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE for the second time. Also, I believe it is incredibly important to be giving voice to characters from the LGBTQIA+ community while also celebrating those identities that do not yet have full visibility in the entertainment scene," added Lorenzo Susi. "That's why I am so happy to have drawn the character of Muzzle, together with his crew’s leader, Peach. It’s a great challenge and honor I am excited for!”

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>>136941295
>Queer punk
>name: muzzle
>bites like a rabid animal
Really?


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Meet Muzzle in "No Trespassing: Beware of Dog"
Written by H.E. EDGMON
Art by LORENZO SUSI
Colors by KELLY FITZPATRICK

Author H.E. Edgmon (The Witch King) and artist Lorenzo Susi introduces a wild new symbiote character: MUZZLE! See Spidey learn the hard way that this is one symbiote baddie you don’t want to mess with when he has a run-in with Muzzle and his crew of vigilantes!

“The opportunity to participate in the MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE anthology has been an actual dream come true, and I can’t wait for the world to meet Muzzle, our symbiote hybrid of mysterious origin," teased H.E. Edgmon. "Bringing a Native and trans character and his crew of queer punk vigilantes into Marvel canon has been a joyride. I hope readers will resonate with Muzzle’s snark, his angst, and of course, his homoerotic monstrousness.”

“First of all, I am very proud to be contributing to MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE for the second time. Also, I believe it is incredibly important to be giving voice to characters from the LGBTQIA+ community while also celebrating those identities that do not yet have full visibility in the entertainment scene," added Lorenzo Susi. "That's why I am so happy to have drawn the character of Muzzle, together with his crew’s leader, Peach. It’s a great challenge and honor I am excited for!”

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>>136941295
>another symbiote
wow


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>>136941177
What the fuck is that?

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>>136941222
a Spider mutant? like that one companion in Pathfinder WOTR


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>>136941321
this is nothing new to comics eitheir. If you tryhard enough you can find exactly same example, word by word probably too

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>>136941353
Maybe, but this is slott.


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Meet Muzzle in "No Trespassing: Beware of Dog"
Written by H.E. EDGMON
Art by LORENZO SUSI
Colors by KELLY FITZPATRICK

Author H.E. Edgmon (The Witch King) and artist Lorenzo Susi introduces a wild new symbiote character: MUZZLE! See Spidey learn the hard way that this is one symbiote baddie you don’t want to mess with when he has a run-in with Muzzle and his crew of vigilantes!

“The opportunity to participate in the MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE anthology has been an actual dream come true, and I can’t wait for the world to meet Muzzle, our symbiote hybrid of mysterious origin," teased H.E. Edgmon. "Bringing a Native and trans character and his crew of queer punk vigilantes into Marvel canon has been a joyride. I hope readers will resonate with Muzzle’s snark, his angst, and of course, his homoerotic monstrousness.”

“First of all, I am very proud to be contributing to MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE for the second time. Also, I believe it is incredibly important to be giving voice to characters from the LGBTQIA+ community while also celebrating those identities that do not yet have full visibility in the entertainment scene," added Lorenzo Susi. "That's why I am so happy to have drawn the character of Muzzle, together with his crew’s leader, Peach. It’s a great challenge and honor I am excited for!”

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>>136941295
We're entering the Monkeypox arc, where we'll learn about Bailey's backstory and Bailey's backstory.


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>>136941476
Great JJ


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‘Edge of Spider-Verse' #2 Preview Teases a Showstopping New Performance from Spinstress

Reunite with Spinstress and meet Sky-Spider in this preview for ‘Edge of the Spider-Verse' #2, out in May.

Cue the music— Spinstress is back!

Introduced in last year’s EDGE OF SPIDER-VERSE (2022) #4, Princess Petra, AKA Spinstress, claimed the spotlight with her dazzling songs. Next month, she makes her musical comeback in EDGE OF SPIDER-VERSE (2023) #2, taking center stage in a new story by David Hein and Luciano Vecchio.

In this preview for EDGE OF SPIDER-VERSE #2, a hunter and his vulture crash through the palace stained-glass windows, ambushing Princess Petra. Then, Petra’s malevolent fairy godmother, Norma, appears in a cloud of green smoke, assembling a crystal ball out of broken shards. On the other preview page for this story, Spinstress leaps to rescue the prince from the hunter’s clutches.

The second story in EDGE OF SPIDER-VERSE #2 introduces the latest Spider-Hero in the Multiverse: Sky-Spider. From the minds of writer Benjamin Percy and artist Marika Cresta, Sky-Spider is the guardian of his village burrowed deep in a fantastical evergreen forest.

On one page, Petro, AKA Sky-Spider, is born in a dimly lit barn. On another, a teenage Sky-Spider slings down from the treetops in his warrior garments to receive a breadbasket from his mother. Plus, you can catch an additional look at Sky-Spider now in a variant cover by David Yardin.

Tune in to Spinstress’ showstopping return now in the EDGE OF SPIDER-VERSE #2 preview below:

[Assistant]
>>136941110
>No one's slick as Kravinoff
>No one's quick as Kravinoff
>No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Kravinoff


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>>136941476
Life sucks when you're Shocker.


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>>136941110
>No one's slick as Kravinoff
>No one's quick as Kravinoff
>No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Kravinoff

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>>136941518
Shotgun joke?


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Web-Weaver in "Purim Spiel"
Written by KATHERINE LOCKE
Art by JOANNA ESTEP
Colors by MANUEL PUPPO

The Spider-Verse’s most fabulous super hero is back to slay another day in an all-new Web-Weaver adventure by writer Katherine Locke and artist Joanna Estep.

"I'm so thrilled to be a part of MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE this year! I loved getting to know Cooper and delving into another facet of his identity, especially our shared Jewish heritage and our shared queerness. It was really special to be a part of this," explained Katherine Locke.

“As a queer creator I'm used to having to censor myself and to suppress drawing the things I relate to and enjoy. So while drawing Cooper, I kept having moments where I felt like ‘oh no, I've gone too far, I can't do that, I've made him too flamboyant.’ But then I'd just look back at the character references I received to work from (Cooper's amazing fashions, for example), and feel reassured that I was on the right track. It was incredibly satisfying,” said Joanna Estep.

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>>136941241
Every time I see Web-Weaver I imagine him shouting in a flaming accent "I'm SPEC-tac-Ulaaaaaaaar!!!!"


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>>136941222
a Spider mutant? like that one companion in Pathfinder WOTR

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>>136941371
>mutant
Abomination.


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>>136899112 (OP)
Why Goblin look like Darkness(Tim Curry) from Legend?


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>>136941110
>No one's slick as Kravinoff
>No one's quick as Kravinoff
>No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Kravinoff

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>>136941518
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating~


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Slott: Peter started being Spider-Man when he was about 15 years old. Stan Lee's gag was this is a 15-year-old kid, but he calls himself Spider-Man, and he's no one's sidekick. So part of the fun of Peter was he's someone who held his own as a 15-year-old kid in the Marvel Universe. He would have these fantastic adventures, side-by-side [with] Captain America, Thor, and the FF, even though he was a kid.

Miles has been the modern-day version of that. Silk is Peter's age, and Spider-Gwen plays close to Miles' age. So I wanted to do something we'd never seen before; a pre-teen spider-character. Let's have it be a kid! They're of a certain age where they don't mind telling you they're a boy. Peter at 15 is like, "I'm Spider-Man!" Bailey's a kid who knows he's a kid. He's not trying to be a man. We all pulled that card when we were 8, 9, and 10. That moment when you go, "Why are you picking on me? I'm just a kid!"

Yeah, he's a kid who's been in the void for quite a while.

Yeah, we don't know how long, he said cryptically. [Laughs] There's a lot about Bailey we don't know, and that's the fun of it.

When I was reading X-Men in high school, they dragged out the secret of Wolverine for ages. It took a long time for someone to finally go, "Your name is Logan?" We're not going to drag this out as long as they did with Wolverine. [Laughs] In the near future, we'll drop more and more about Bailey.

One of the things you'll see as the Spider-Man book progresses is that whenever you get a new spider-character, you change up the power set. You don't want to just make another Peter Parker. Miles has Venom Blasts and can turn invisible. Silk can create a whole costume with her webbing that she shoots out of her fingers. Everybody has a different power set, including Bailey. In Spider-Man #8, you'll see one of his powers, and before this three-issue arc is over, you'll see another very important one.

>slott really loves to put words into stan lee's grave

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>>136919346
>and Spider-Gwen plays close to Miles' age.
Hasn't she been in college for years and he's perpetually stuck as 15?


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>>136919346
>and Spider-Gwen plays close to Miles' age.
Hasn't she been in college for years and he's perpetually stuck as 15?

[Assistant]
>>136941900
miles in college now


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>>136941518
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating~

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>>136941809
>Kravinoff is the best and the rest is all drips!


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"Be Gay, Do Crime" Starring Black Cat
Written by SARAH GAILEY
Art by BAILIE ROSENLUND
Colors by RACHELLE ROSENBERG

Join Felicia Hardy at New Orleans Pride where a score for untold riches pits her against the Thieves Guild in a story by writer Sarah Gailey and artist Bailie Rosenlund.

“I couldn't be more excited to write this Black Cat story for MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE! Felicia Hardy is more than just a queer master thief at the top of her game – she's also a deeply driven woman who pursues her passions no matter where they lead. She's an icon and a role model, and I'm absolutely honored to be making my Marvel Comics debut with her in the spotlight,” revealed Sarah Gailey.

"I’ve always loved Black Cat – ever since I watched my brother play Spider-Man for the PS1 when we were kids," explained Bailie Rosenlund. "Being able to draw her in action is a bit of a dream come true! As a queer person who has struggled with identity my whole life, it is truly an honor to help bring queer stories to others who need them, just as much as I do."

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>>136941269
>"Be Gay, Do Crime" Starring Black Cat
what's our latest cope feliciabots?


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"Be Gay, Do Crime" Starring Black Cat
Written by SARAH GAILEY
Art by BAILIE ROSENLUND
Colors by RACHELLE ROSENBERG

Join Felicia Hardy at New Orleans Pride where a score for untold riches pits her against the Thieves Guild in a story by writer Sarah Gailey and artist Bailie Rosenlund.

“I couldn't be more excited to write this Black Cat story for MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE! Felicia Hardy is more than just a queer master thief at the top of her game – she's also a deeply driven woman who pursues her passions no matter where they lead. She's an icon and a role model, and I'm absolutely honored to be making my Marvel Comics debut with her in the spotlight,” revealed Sarah Gailey.

"I’ve always loved Black Cat – ever since I watched my brother play Spider-Man for the PS1 when we were kids," explained Bailie Rosenlund. "Being able to draw her in action is a bit of a dream come true! As a queer person who has struggled with identity my whole life, it is truly an honor to help bring queer stories to others who need them, just as much as I do."

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>>136941269
>>136941987
P-peterbb-bros ??-?


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>>136941269
>"Be Gay, Do Crime" Starring Black Cat
what's our latest cope feliciabots?

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>>136941269
>>136941987
P-peterbb-bros ??-?


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>>136941269
>"Be Gay, Do Crime" Starring Black Cat
what's our latest cope feliciabots?

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>>136941987
>Be Gay Do Crime is a catchphrase and protest slogan used by activists, members and allies of the LGBTQIA+ community, promoting freedom from discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation or being non-cisgender.
Corporate Pride.
>>136942623
Felicia be liking the tacos and the bratwurst from the all you can eat buffet.


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>>136941269
>>136941987
P-peterbb-bros ??-?

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>>136941987
>Be Gay Do Crime is a catchphrase and protest slogan used by activists, members and allies of the LGBTQIA+ community, promoting freedom from discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation or being non-cisgender.
Corporate Pride.
>>136942623
Felicia be liking the tacos and the bratwurst from the all you can eat buffet.


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>>136941269
>>136941987
P-peterbb-bros ??-?

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>>136942623
That can’t be a real cover….


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>>136941269
>>136941987
P-peterbb-bros ??-?

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>>136942623
Dude looks like a lady


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>>136942623
That can’t be a real cover….

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>>136943103
Anime influences. Anime influences everywhere.


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>>136941269
>>136941987
P-peterbb-bros ??-?

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>>136942623
>>136943305
This is literally confirming Spider-Chuck if real. This is a huge problem


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>>136943103
Anime influences. Anime influences everywhere.

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>>136942623
>>136943305
This is literally confirming Spider-Chuck if real. This is a huge problem


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>>136941987
P-peterbb-bros ??-?

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>>136942623
this is what happens when peter is non-married


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this is what happens when peter is non-married

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>>136943374
Marriage cannot save the spider from the rise of the anime


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>>136943103
Anime influences. Anime influences everywhere.

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>>136944193
>Manga/anime: has a deep and psychological plot with great action.
>Comics: So... readers... like it because... big eyes... and... effeminate men?
Istg, if these brainlets were any slower they'd be walking backwards.


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>>136943374
Marriage cannot save the spider from the rise of the anime

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>>136943305
>>136944193
>Manga/anime: has a deep and psychological plot with great action.
>Comics: So... readers... like it because... big eyes... and... effeminate men?
Istg, if these brainlets were any slower they'd be walking backwards.


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>no fun allowed people start posting
>thread drops to page 6
damn

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>>136938553
Thread go anti-Gwen/Norman. Thread die.


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>>136944193
>Manga/anime: has a deep and psychological plot with great action.
>Comics: So... readers... like it because... big eyes... and... effeminate men?
Istg, if these brainlets were any slower they'd be walking backwards.

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>>136944531
Seems that way.


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What's Liz's goal here?

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>>136945408
Who even knows.


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[Assistant] Peter should fuck Norman instead of MJ or Felicia.


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[Assistant] stegman's story from marvel age


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[Assistant] liz


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[Assistant] I think MJ and Harry as a couple could have worked if conaway had put some effort into it.


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[Assistant] See anons have it wrong about Gwen she loved Peter no matter who he truly was.


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Interview with jmd: https://www.comicbookherald.com/j-m-dematteis-interview/

Inv: One of my favorite underrated comics is Soul of the Hunter, wherein Spider-Man comforts the ghost of Kraven the Hunter after fighting his corpse. What made you and Mike decide to take that approach with a follow-up to Kraven’s Last Hunt?

JMD: Tom DeFalco, who was Marvel’s editor-in-chief then (and one of the nicest, smartest, most talented guys in the business) had received a letter from a suicide prevention group disturbed about Kraven’s Last Hunt, interpreting the story as a glorification of suicide. Nothing could be further from the truth, of course. Kraven is mentally ill, he’s inherited his mother’s troubled psyche. (Which is why his last words before pulling the trigger are: “They say my mother was insane…”)

Still, it genuinely bothered me that anyone would interpret our story that way, and I certainly didn’t want that to happen again in the future, so I mulled it over and came up with Soul of the Hunter as a way to clarify the Kraven issue and also deal with Peter’s inevitable PTSD. (You don’t get buried alive for weeks and just walk away from it.) I think it makes a nice coda to KLH.

Inv: Recently, you’ve done a pair of mini-series exploring unseen aspects the Clone Saga of Spider-Man. Why is that? What drew you to follow up on a rather controversial era of your career?

JMD: Plain and simple: I love those characters. Getting to reunite with Ben Reilly on Ben Reilly: Spider-Man was like getting together with an old and dear friend I hadn’t seen in years. We picked up right where we left off. Same with Peter and Mary Jane in Spider-Man: The Lost Hunt. I know these characters—in some ways I know them better than some of my own close friends—and it was a joy to tell stories about them again.

But these weren’t just nostalgia trips. I wouldn’t have done either series if I didn’t believe I could bring something fresh to the table, illuminating these characters in new ways.


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Inv: On that note, what were your plans for Judas Traveler? Several interviews with other members of the Spider-Man writing team seem to indicate you had a plan for him.

JMD: I’m sure I did—he was a character I found fascinating—but, honestly, I’ve forgotten!

Inv: You mentioned on your blog that for you, Spider-Man remains a married man. Was there any pushback from editorial when writing The Lost Hunt to make Peter and MJ not-married? What is it about their marriage that appeals to you?

I just always loved the Peter/MJ dynamic. Two people deeply in love, supportive of each other, facing all their struggles and triumphs together. They don’t just love each other, they respect each other, they enjoy each other’s company. They’re lovers, yes, but they’re also the very best of friends. And that, to me, is what makes a great marriage.

And, no, there was no pushback about portraying the marriage. I think it would have been harder portraying them in that period—with Mary Jane so very pregnant—as not married!

Inv: Are there any other eras of Spider-Man you would be interested in revisiting, be it your own or someone else’s?

JMD: If it’s the right story, I’d pop into any Spidey era…including the current one. It’s less about when the story is set and more about what it has to say.

>doesn't mind writting in current era
>wants an ongoing just not asm
nick lowe I swear, what's stopping you from giving him work?


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Inv: In the afterword for Maximum Carnage, you describe Peter Parker as embodying “the belief in the ascendency of the human heart, the essential nobility of the common man.” Equally, throughout your runs on Spectacular and Amazing, you emphasize the anger piercing the heart of the character. What drew you to this dichotomy?

JMD: Duality is the core of human nature, right? Peter is a truly good and decent man, but that doesn’t mean he—like all of us—doesn’t have demons that he’s wrestling with. What sets Peter apart from some people is the fact that, even though he’s wrestling with the darkness, he will always side with the light. It’s his basic nature. The shadow may creep in, but it will never blot out the light.

Peter Parker is essentially kind and compassionate—but far from perfect. And from the earliest Lee-Ditko stories, it’s that combination of inherent decency and relatable human flaws that has made him such a memorable character.


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Top Talents Put a Dark Twist on Classic Moments in Marvel History in 'What If? Dark'
Marvel launches new line of 'What If?' stories this July!

Home to some of the most memorable and thought-provoking stories in the Marvel Comics mythos, WHAT IF? was the series where anything could happen! This summer, the imaginations of comic creators and fans will run wild once again in a new series of WHAT IF? one-shots called WHAT IF…? DARK.

Legendary creators and rising stars alike will revisit iconic stories in Marvel Comics history and ask: What would happen if things took a dark turn? Explore alternate possibilities in unexpected ways - featuring amazing, incredible and uncanny variants of all your favorite heroes like Spider-Man, Venom, Loki, and more!

Here's some of what fans can expect when the Watcher unleashes the What If? Multiverse with his boldest questions yet:

WHAT IF...? DARK: SPIDER-GWEN #1
Written by GERRY CONWAY & JODY HOUSER
Art by RAMON BACHS
Cover by GREG LAND
On Sale 7/19

What if Gwen Stacy didn’t die on the bridge that day, but Spider-Man did? Spider-Legend Gerry Conway returns to his most famous Spider-Story for WHAT IF...? DARK: SPIDER-GWEN #1 along with co-writer Jody Houser and artist Ramon Bachs! ‘Nuff said!


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WHAT IF...? DARK: VENOM #1
Written by STEPHANIE PHILLIPS
Art by JETHRO MORALES
Cover by PHILIP TAN
On Sale 8/2

What if Ben Grimm became Venom? When Ben Grimm returns to Earth after his exploration of space post-SECRET WARS, he finds that the Fantastic Four has trapped a helpless Klyntar symbiote in Reed’s lab! But is that symbiote really helpless? Or is it truly one of the most dangerous symbiotes in the galaxy? Witness the birth of a brand-new VENOM in WHAT IF...? DARK: VENOM #1 by writer Stephanie Phillips and artist Jethro Morales!


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[Assistant] That’s all, any news on the current ASM run for the next issue?a


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We're getting to a point where everyone surrounding Peter has children and creating timeline issues that don't make sense
>MJ's stupid "I was in a reality that moved faster" kids
>Betty has a baby with Ned
>Harry has two kids with Liz
>Eddie Brock has a goddamn 13 year old son


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[Assistant] Why is the current stuff so retarded.


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[Assistant] Boy, I can't wait for MJ to become Jackpot and save the ZZZzzzzzzzzzz


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[Assistant] Peter should ask Ghost Rider for help in getting his soul back.


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[Assistant] Shouldn’t Disney and SONY be sending threatening phone calls to Lowe right about now? They don’t care about drop in the bucket comic sales, but the news circulating now regarding Peter’s treatment and fan outrage clogging up social media should be enough to interfere with their other project marketing. They’re trying to promote ITSV and the game, and this is just bad press for the IP and revenue they actually care about


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>Page 10
It's over


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Bump with spoilers from Rich the Leach

https://bleedingcool.com/comics/when-the-people-turn-against-spider-man-free-comic-book-day-spoiler/

I'm at work, so if somebody may upload the pictures here it'd be great


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[Assistant] I think the kids are actually hers since Mothers Day is that weekend when 25 releases and its going to be like a gift to MJ and they're going to show her raising the kids and when she had them, I hate it, but its what I think will happen sadly


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Its going to be Kareem
The death won't deal with the mystery
The other shocking thing will happen but it's what most of what others have been saying will happen


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[Assistant] Why is this book bad.


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[Assistant] wtf


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previews are up for the people that care about even more Spider-verse nonsense or Miles/Carnage event
>https://comic-watch.com/news/exclusive-sneak-preview-return-to-the-spider-verse-in-edge-of-the-spider-verse-1
>https://www.cbr.com/carnage-difference-miles-morales-peter-parker-spider-man/


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[Assistant] Cover to the ASM #25 has been updated it now comes with the tagline "Whatever hapened to Mary Jane" oh brother get real Marvel.


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[Assistant] this has a bunch of variants as well because gotta sell that shit


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>the Spider-verse is safe once more
Kill all Spider-Men. Curbstomp Spider-Men


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[Assistant] so I guess it's meant to be Harry?


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[Assistant] that's all for the previews, I'll post some covers as well


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[Assistant] that's all probably posted these already, but whatever


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this was smaller than the other ones for some reason. There was a textless one as well, but it's Spider-Gwen, who cares.

Also, major Fetal Alcohol Syndrome face


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[Assistant] whatever. More Shit-Verse


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[Assistant] can't wait for last hunt the comedy version!


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I just downloaded a few UK Spec comics that can be found on the internet.
Spider-Man was having colorful adventures around the world fighting supervillains and working with white Nick Fury/S.H.I.E.L.D in those.
Literal pre-schooler books are more entertaining than the mainline comics. Jesus H. Christ.


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CBR: Spider-Man #7 wrapped the end of your big, initial, Spider-Verse arc that saw several twists and turns, including the weaving and unweaving of Peter Parker and Jessica Drew from the Web of Life and Destiny. What inspired those twists and this story?

Dan Slott: When I was putting this story together, the big thing we knew we were going to do was -- with like a billion Spider-people on hand -- when the last big threat reared up, the person who was going to save the day was plain ol' Peter Parker.

That was the fun of it all; to do a big Spider-Verse story with a threat so bad that Morlun was teaming up with the Spiders to fight it. I always knew at some point during the story we were going to turn Peter back to normal because I love that visual of an endless field of every type of spider-person imaginable and to have the hero be Peter Parker.

The most fun way to do that was to do a kind of What If? where Pete never got bitten. So we had a whole middle chapter where we saw the life of this alternate universe Peter Parker. It was a world where he was happy, had his Uncle Ben, had great friends in Flash and Liz, and even got a full scholarship from Oscorp. So everything is the best.

Then at the end, when all of his spider-friends [were] undoing the magic that created that life for Peter, they thought they were doing him a favor by making him Spider-Man again. Now very much like that classic Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Inner Light," Peter has this second life in the back of his head. He has all these memories of what the world would have been like if he got to grow up with Uncle Ben. It hurts, and as we go into our next arc, it makes him rededicate himself to go out there, be the best Spider-Man possible, and try to save everybody's "Uncle Ben."


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One of the biggest reveals came at the end of Issue #7, shortly after Peter was once again Spider-Man. That was the introduction of a brand-new character, Bailey, AKA Spider-Boy. What led to his creation and introduction here?

Before we unwove Peter in this story, we unwove another major Spider to show you the stakes -- that being stabbed by Shathra's totem dagger unweaves you from the Web of Life and Destiny. That happened to Jessica Drew.

Let's be clear. There was no way I was gonna be the guy who killed Jessica Drew. So we knew we were going to bring back Peter and Jess. And for the rest of this massive story, we knew there were so many characters that there wouldn't be room for everybody. One character we didn't have space for was Kaine. So I thought we'd have this fun gag where we bring back Jess, then Peter, and suddenly we bring back another Spider; someone we know wasn't in the book. They'd be like, "Thank god I'm back!" And it would be like, "Kane? You were in this story?" And he'd say, "Yeah! I was in Issue #1. Don't you remember?" [Laughs] Then it would be like, "It's a good thing we brought you back before we forgot about you entirely."

Then, suddenly a fourth spider-being starts being rewoven, and when they show up, they'd be like, "Hey! It's me!" He's an all-new character, though. So everyone is like, "We don't know you."

That was always going to be the end. This mystery character was the chance to introduce an all-new Spider. We set up the rules that the only people who got unwoven by being stabbed like this were people from the 616. So suddenly, we'd have another all-new spider-character in the 616, and how do you do something different?

In recent years we've had Silk, and if you go back a little further, Miles. Even though Spider-Gwen isn't from the 616, she's so popular that she keeps visiting all the time. So we wanted someone vastly different from Silk, Miles, and Spider-Gwen.


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[Assistant] Seems lowe is on his last leg here, They're worried about the series failing sales don't improve Lowe will be ousted, but that was before Marvel was folded into Disney and currently hey are looking into restructuring some teams


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Slott: Peter started being Spider-Man when he was about 15 years old. Stan Lee's gag was this is a 15-year-old kid, but he calls himself Spider-Man, and he's no one's sidekick. So part of the fun of Peter was he's someone who held his own as a 15-year-old kid in the Marvel Universe. He would have these fantastic adventures, side-by-side [with] Captain America, Thor, and the FF, even though he was a kid.

Miles has been the modern-day version of that. Silk is Peter's age, and Spider-Gwen plays close to Miles' age. So I wanted to do something we'd never seen before; a pre-teen spider-character. Let's have it be a kid! They're of a certain age where they don't mind telling you they're a boy. Peter at 15 is like, "I'm Spider-Man!" Bailey's a kid who knows he's a kid. He's not trying to be a man. We all pulled that card when we were 8, 9, and 10. That moment when you go, "Why are you picking on me? I'm just a kid!"

Yeah, he's a kid who's been in the void for quite a while.

Yeah, we don't know how long, he said cryptically. [Laughs] There's a lot about Bailey we don't know, and that's the fun of it.

When I was reading X-Men in high school, they dragged out the secret of Wolverine for ages. It took a long time for someone to finally go, "Your name is Logan?" We're not going to drag this out as long as they did with Wolverine. [Laughs] In the near future, we'll drop more and more about Bailey.

One of the things you'll see as the Spider-Man book progresses is that whenever you get a new spider-character, you change up the power set. You don't want to just make another Peter Parker. Miles has Venom Blasts and can turn invisible. Silk can create a whole costume with her webbing that she shoots out of her fingers. Everybody has a different power set, including Bailey. In Spider-Man #8, you'll see one of his powers, and before this three-issue arc is over, you'll see another very important one.

>slott really loves to put words into stan lee's grave


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During that time, we'll also have volume three of Edge of Spider-Verse. Each issue features two spider-people. They're hefty stories. In Issue #3, you'll get a 15-pager by me and my long-time collaborator, Humberto Ramos, who designed Spider-Boy's costume. By the time that story is over, you'll know Bailey's full name and see his first solo adventure.

A big question people have is, "Why does Spider-Man need a sidekick?" That's not the question, though. The question is, "Why does a sidekick need Spider-Man?" And if a sidekick ever needed Spider-Man, how could Pete possibly turn them away? With great power comes great responsibility. So for people who wanted to see Pete be a teacher again, this is a way to do stuff like that. It's Pete working with this kid, and the more you find out about him, the more you'll see he needs help.

So, Bailey is a supporting player in Spider-Man moving forward?

You will see more adventures with Peter and Bailey. We'll also see more developments with characters like Aunt May, Norman Osborn, and J. Jonah Jameson.

Speaking of Norman, it seems like his relationship with Peter is now "Anything you need to help being Spider-Man."

You'll see my take on that when you read this arc, but what a world the Marvel Universe is! It's a place where Norman can go, "I know I threw your girlfriend off a bridge, but the Sin-Eater sucked all my sins out of me with a magic shotgun. Now I'm good!" [Laughs]

I love that! And I love that Pete lives in a crazy enough world where these things happen, and you just go with it. Part of the fun when you work in a shared universe is you get to go down these roads you never thought you would. The more you wrap your head around these ideas and play with them, the more fun you have.


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Let's talk a little more about the next arc, which delves more into the consequences of Peter being rewoven back into the Web of Life and Destiny. How's he feeling when this arc begins?

As I said, he's haunted by his memories of what life had been like if the burglar hadn't shot Uncle Ben. It's also going to make him rededicate himself to being the best Spider-Man he possibly can [be]. So in this arc, he's going to do something he's never done before in the history of Spider-Man.

The solicits for this next arc suggest that Peter might be experiencing some issues with his powers in this story.

Yes, but that's not because he was rewoven. It's because he wants to be a better Spidey. In the past, when we got near Amazing Spider-Man #100, Spider-Man was so fed up with his powers [that] he tried to come up with a formula that would take away his spider-powers forever. Instead, it mutated him and gave him six arms! That was crazy!

So in that vein, and in this story, Spider-Man is going to say, "I need a power upgrade to be a better Spider-Man." He gets one in a very specific way. That will play out in these issues.

This story also sees the return of a classic Spider-Man villain, Max Dillon, AKA Electro. What made you want to tell a story with him?

Electro is one of my favorite rogues. He was in the first-ever solo Spidey story I bought, Marvel Tales #63. So a lot of this is pure nostalgia for me. The entire time I was working on "Brand New Day" and even "Big Time," Electro has gone through a lot of changes. There was the time he had that burned face visual from the Mark Waid stories to the time he became living electricity. All these different things happened to him, and eventually, I don't know why I did it, but I killed him.


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This is my promise: I'm finally doing an Electro story where I do not kill him. [Laughs] Back when he was living electricity, I had Thor suck him up into his hammer and fire him into space. Then I had him kill a woman, Francine Frye, with a kiss. Then during The Clone Conspiracy, I reversed it. I brought her back, and her kiss killed him. She then became Electro, and she's still running around.

A part of me was like, "I want to do a good, solid, Electro story where he's in the green tights and the crazy yellow starfish mask that I grew up loving."

That says to me that you see his potential as a solo villain when he's often seen in groups.

Yeah, he's often one-sixth of a group. I see Electro as a guy who could kill you with a touch. That's a scary villain!


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Finally, what's it like having Mark Bagley draw this Electro story?

Mark Bagley has drawn more Spider-Man than anyone on Earth. He is the master! He is the legend, and until this series, I hadn't worked with Mark! We had done some shorts. We'd only done 11–12 pages of material together over the years! Which is crazy! So it's been a joy. Working with Mark Bagley is the best. After we did our Spider-Verse tale with a cast of thousands, I promised Mark our next story would be very grounded, with one villain, on Earth and in New York.

I want to wrap up by saying I've seen the Spider-Boy memes where people have inserted Spider-Boy into classic moments of Peter Parker's life. [Laughs] They're like the hidden adventures where fans have Forrest Gump-ed it so [that] Bailey was there at the most important moments in Spider-Man history. I want to let the people who are working on those memes know that I think they're hysterical. They're really funny, but I also want to reassure fans that's not how this works.

All the stories you know happened just the way they happened; what doesn't exist are all the "missing" Bailey stories. This isn't the Sentry. There is something different going on, and you can see it if you look at how things worked with Peter, Kane, and Jessica.

I think the more time fans give Spider-Boy, the more they'll see how fun he is as his own character and how messed up he is. People should put Edge of Spider-Verse #3 on their pull list. It's the first time you'll see Bailey unmasked! You'll get to see him, learn his full name, get hints of his origin, and see where and how he fits into the Spider-Man corner of the Marvel Universe.

Spider-Man #8 is due out on May 3.


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[Assistant] Where the fuck are the previews for the ASM #25 the new ones that is not the ones without text which got leaked a month ago.


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Spider-Verse Unlimited Infinity Comic (2022) #47
Published:
April 25, 2023
The Church of Andrina has used the two Anyas’ combined Spider-Totem Power to bring forth their terrifying leader Krakinos. How will Anya and Anya stop Krakinos and rescue their parents before it’s too late?!


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>slott left twitter
>mary *insert bad word* spam goes to eleven
>shills start to appear here to defend asm
>the only defence they have is jms and spencer runs suck
Go on tell me it's not slott. I'm waiting


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>first page with miguel
>already props his OC
this is a definitely storytime of pain contender

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>my dad said that I could trust you, If I needed help
really? Since when eddie and moonie are friends?


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Do you have the preview for this other books?:

- Cult of Carnage: Misery #1
- Edge of Spider-Verse #1
- Spider-Man #8
- Also, the FCBD 2023 issues?


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[Assistant] I'm tired of Jean DeWolfe getting overlooked


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[Assistant] ethan young comm


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[Assistant] I noticed a strange thing. Marvel changed the colors of Mary Jane's clothes in the issue 25 preview. She originally had a green headband, but now she looks the same as in Issue 24. This may mean that not much time has passed between this scene and Peter's return (or MJ has been wearing this headband for many years).


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[Assistant] Release dates for the ASM #25 have been changed issue 25 comes out on May while 26 comes out on 31 May. I take it that means MJ arc story with Paul must be pretty BAD I am convinced more then ever now that we will see a callback which will feature MJ and Paul doing the dirty deed. Marvel is clearly trying to cover their tracks by delaying those books since they know this yet more proof that MJ did cheat on Peter.


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[Assistant] What if Sue abandoned Reed and her kids to date Peter?


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Is gwenschizo and marywhorefag the same person or not?

God, I'm so sick of those two. I hate seeing the same pics and words over and over again. I shouldn't have to be reminded of their existence, but they won't allow me to forget about them. They make SURE that I notice them.

I want them both to die so badly, but they won't. They just keep coming back, making all the threads center around them, instead of, you know. SPIDER-MAN. Those attention whores. God damn you both/(You).


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I was banned at the time and was mostly in read-only, so I'll say this.
I like those 2000s Jemas-era covers, actually. They say nothing about the plot but they are certainly aesthetically pleasing for the most part.


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[Assistant] Chasm will be voiced by Andy Samberg in Across the Spider-Verse


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>a secondary supporting character
Oh no Bensisters! How do we feel about this?


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>appear once again after years of nothing
>pretty much responsible for the current shit with Peter and MJ
>dies in the issue he comes back in
yeah no way he's really dead, he's coming back soon


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[Assistant] MJ: Paul > Peter


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>Gwen comes back
>it happens to coincide with Norman going evil again
>he fucks her for real this time and then yeets her off a bridge. Again
>Peter kind of shrugs and goes back to getting cucked by editorial


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[Assistant] Imagine if Deadpool rampaged through editorial to help out his good friend Spidey


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[Assistant] Better idea after Norman fuck MJ and she gives to birth to his kid he throws MJ of a bridge pretty redhead girl death sounds about right.


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>no fun allowed people start posting
>thread drops to page 6
damn


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[Assistant] this the one where peter gets new powers and spider-boy


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>spectacular spider-boy
shut the fuck up


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>with great power
how many times has slott used the line? Anyone counting?


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‘Edge of Spider-Verse' #2 Preview Teases a Showstopping New Performance from Spinstress

Reunite with Spinstress and meet Sky-Spider in this preview for ‘Edge of the Spider-Verse' #2, out in May.

Cue the music— Spinstress is back!

Introduced in last year’s EDGE OF SPIDER-VERSE (2022) #4, Princess Petra, AKA Spinstress, claimed the spotlight with her dazzling songs. Next month, she makes her musical comeback in EDGE OF SPIDER-VERSE (2023) #2, taking center stage in a new story by David Hein and Luciano Vecchio.

In this preview for EDGE OF SPIDER-VERSE #2, a hunter and his vulture crash through the palace stained-glass windows, ambushing Princess Petra. Then, Petra’s malevolent fairy godmother, Norma, appears in a cloud of green smoke, assembling a crystal ball out of broken shards. On the other preview page for this story, Spinstress leaps to rescue the prince from the hunter’s clutches.

The second story in EDGE OF SPIDER-VERSE #2 introduces the latest Spider-Hero in the Multiverse: Sky-Spider. From the minds of writer Benjamin Percy and artist Marika Cresta, Sky-Spider is the guardian of his village burrowed deep in a fantastical evergreen forest.

On one page, Petro, AKA Sky-Spider, is born in a dimly lit barn. On another, a teenage Sky-Spider slings down from the treetops in his warrior garments to receive a breadbasket from his mother. Plus, you can catch an additional look at Sky-Spider now in a variant cover by David Yardin.

Tune in to Spinstress’ showstopping return now in the EDGE OF SPIDER-VERSE #2 preview below:


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Get Your First Look at the Uplifting and Celebratory Stories in This Year's 'Marvel's Voices: Pride' #1

In anticipation of 'Marvel's Voices: Pride' #1, on sale June 14, check out interior artwork, variant covers, and hear from this year’s all-star lineup of creators!

MARVEL’S VOICES: PRIDE #1, the annual one-shot that celebrates LGBTQIA+ characters and creators, returns this June!

The groundbreaking anthology will continue its tradition of bringing the spirit of Pride Month to your local comic shop with a dazzling and diverse collection of tales, all brought together by an incredible lineup of new and established talent. Now in its third year, MARVEL’S VOICES: PRIDE #1 will once again elevate and spotlight characters from all walks of life and identities in stories ranging from heartfelt and inspiring to action-packed and exhilarating!

In addition to favorites like Black Cat, Hulkling, and Wiccan, this year’s one-shot will up the ante with a multitude of exciting character debuts and lead-in stories to upcoming titles! The 2021 and 2022 MARVEL’S VOICES: PRIDE introductions of Somnus and Escapade sent shockwaves through the Marvel Universe before appearing in titles like MARAUDERS and NEW MUTANTS. You won’t want to miss who’s next to take their place in the Marvel mythos!

Fans from every arc of the rainbow and True Believers everywhere are invited to see the future of Marvel Comics in 2023’s MARVEL’S VOICES: PRIDE #1. In addition to an introduction by Star Trek: Discovery actress Mary Chieffo, here’s what’s in store:


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Web-Weaver in "Purim Spiel"
Written by KATHERINE LOCKE
Art by JOANNA ESTEP
Colors by MANUEL PUPPO

The Spider-Verse’s most fabulous super hero is back to slay another day in an all-new Web-Weaver adventure by writer Katherine Locke and artist Joanna Estep.

"I'm so thrilled to be a part of MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE this year! I loved getting to know Cooper and delving into another facet of his identity, especially our shared Jewish heritage and our shared queerness. It was really special to be a part of this," explained Katherine Locke.

“As a queer creator I'm used to having to censor myself and to suppress drawing the things I relate to and enjoy. So while drawing Cooper, I kept having moments where I felt like ‘oh no, I've gone too far, I can't do that, I've made him too flamboyant.’ But then I'd just look back at the character references I received to work from (Cooper's amazing fashions, for example), and feel reassured that I was on the right track. It was incredibly satisfying,” said Joanna Estep.


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"Be Gay, Do Crime" Starring Black Cat
Written by SARAH GAILEY
Art by BAILIE ROSENLUND
Colors by RACHELLE ROSENBERG

Join Felicia Hardy at New Orleans Pride where a score for untold riches pits her against the Thieves Guild in a story by writer Sarah Gailey and artist Bailie Rosenlund.

“I couldn't be more excited to write this Black Cat story for MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE! Felicia Hardy is more than just a queer master thief at the top of her game – she's also a deeply driven woman who pursues her passions no matter where they lead. She's an icon and a role model, and I'm absolutely honored to be making my Marvel Comics debut with her in the spotlight,” revealed Sarah Gailey.

"I’ve always loved Black Cat – ever since I watched my brother play Spider-Man for the PS1 when we were kids," explained Bailie Rosenlund. "Being able to draw her in action is a bit of a dream come true! As a queer person who has struggled with identity my whole life, it is truly an honor to help bring queer stories to others who need them, just as much as I do."


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Meet Muzzle in "No Trespassing: Beware of Dog"
Written by H.E. EDGMON
Art by LORENZO SUSI
Colors by KELLY FITZPATRICK

Author H.E. Edgmon (The Witch King) and artist Lorenzo Susi introduces a wild new symbiote character: MUZZLE! See Spidey learn the hard way that this is one symbiote baddie you don’t want to mess with when he has a run-in with Muzzle and his crew of vigilantes!

“The opportunity to participate in the MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE anthology has been an actual dream come true, and I can’t wait for the world to meet Muzzle, our symbiote hybrid of mysterious origin," teased H.E. Edgmon. "Bringing a Native and trans character and his crew of queer punk vigilantes into Marvel canon has been a joyride. I hope readers will resonate with Muzzle’s snark, his angst, and of course, his homoerotic monstrousness.”

“First of all, I am very proud to be contributing to MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE for the second time. Also, I believe it is incredibly important to be giving voice to characters from the LGBTQIA+ community while also celebrating those identities that do not yet have full visibility in the entertainment scene," added Lorenzo Susi. "That's why I am so happy to have drawn the character of Muzzle, together with his crew’s leader, Peach. It’s a great challenge and honor I am excited for!”


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Want to see some real insanity?
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpidermanPS4/


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I heard alot of people say that this film is the worst in the disney Canon, but I highly disagree. sure it's still bad in alot of areas, but unlike some of the real stinkers of the studio, it has an ironic meme factor to it. I watched this film with some of my friends and we're riffing on it mst3k style and it was a blast, while films like Aristocats, Black Cauldron and The Rescuers were utter slogs to get through. It's the Shark Tale of Disney, objectively bad, but it's has a fuckton of meme potential and it's fun to riff.
There's also some unironic good stuff about the film as well, such as the soundtrack and Chicken little himself being a very likable protagonist.

In closing, while Chicken little is still bad, it's as least memorable and overall harmless, which more than can be said for shit like Aristocats, Black Cauldron, and Pocahontas. Far from the worst of Canon imo.

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>>136898680 (OP)
Based. I like Chicken Little too, didn't know it was hated until I used the internet.


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I heard alot of people say that this film is the worst in the disney Canon, but I highly disagree. sure it's still bad in alot of areas, but unlike some of the real stinkers of the studio, it has an ironic meme factor to it. I watched this film with some of my friends and we're riffing on it mst3k style and it was a blast, while films like Aristocats, Black Cauldron and The Rescuers were utter slogs to get through. It's the Shark Tale of Disney, objectively bad, but it's has a fuckton of meme potential and it's fun to riff.
There's also some unironic good stuff about the film as well, such as the soundtrack and Chicken little himself being a very likable protagonist.

In closing, while Chicken little is still bad, it's as least memorable and overall harmless, which more than can be said for shit like Aristocats, Black Cauldron, and Pocahontas. Far from the worst of Canon imo.

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>>136898680 (OP)
I genuinely enjoy this film unironically. Never understood the hate.


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I heard alot of people say that this film is the worst in the disney Canon, but I highly disagree. sure it's still bad in alot of areas, but unlike some of the real stinkers of the studio, it has an ironic meme factor to it. I watched this film with some of my friends and we're riffing on it mst3k style and it was a blast, while films like Aristocats, Black Cauldron and The Rescuers were utter slogs to get through. It's the Shark Tale of Disney, objectively bad, but it's has a fuckton of meme potential and it's fun to riff.
There's also some unironic good stuff about the film as well, such as the soundtrack and Chicken little himself being a very likable protagonist.

In closing, while Chicken little is still bad, it's as least memorable and overall harmless, which more than can be said for shit like Aristocats, Black Cauldron, and Pocahontas. Far from the worst of Canon imo.

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>>136898680 (OP)
>ironic meme
Into the trash it goes


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>>136898680 (OP)
>ironic meme
Into the trash it goes

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>>136898890
Fucking this
>>136898680 (OP)
>>136898853
>>136898865
Zoomers shouldn't be posting in this board


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I heard alot of people say that this film is the worst in the disney Canon, but I highly disagree. sure it's still bad in alot of areas, but unlike some of the real stinkers of the studio, it has an ironic meme factor to it. I watched this film with some of my friends and we're riffing on it mst3k style and it was a blast, while films like Aristocats, Black Cauldron and The Rescuers were utter slogs to get through. It's the Shark Tale of Disney, objectively bad, but it's has a fuckton of meme potential and it's fun to riff.
There's also some unironic good stuff about the film as well, such as the soundtrack and Chicken little himself being a very likable protagonist.

In closing, while Chicken little is still bad, it's as least memorable and overall harmless, which more than can be said for shit like Aristocats, Black Cauldron, and Pocahontas. Far from the worst of Canon imo.

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>>136898890
Fucking this
>>136898680 (OP)
>>136898853
>>136898865
Zoomers shouldn't be posting in this board


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>>136898680 (OP)
Based. I like Chicken Little too, didn't know it was hated until I used the internet.

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>>136898890
Fucking this
>>136898680 (OP)
>>136898853
>>136898865
Zoomers shouldn't be posting in this board


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>>136898680 (OP)
I genuinely enjoy this film unironically. Never understood the hate.

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>>136898890
Fucking this
>>136898680 (OP)
>>136898853
>>136898865
Zoomers shouldn't be posting in this board


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I heard alot of people say that this film is the worst in the disney Canon, but I highly disagree. sure it's still bad in alot of areas, but unlike some of the real stinkers of the studio, it has an ironic meme factor to it. I watched this film with some of my friends and we're riffing on it mst3k style and it was a blast, while films like Aristocats, Black Cauldron and The Rescuers were utter slogs to get through. It's the Shark Tale of Disney, objectively bad, but it's has a fuckton of meme potential and it's fun to riff.
There's also some unironic good stuff about the film as well, such as the soundtrack and Chicken little himself being a very likable protagonist.

In closing, while Chicken little is still bad, it's as least memorable and overall harmless, which more than can be said for shit like Aristocats, Black Cauldron, and Pocahontas. Far from the worst of Canon imo.

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>>136898680 (OP)
>ironic meme factor


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>>136898680 (OP)
>ironic meme
Into the trash it goes

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>>136898890
>>136898957
I'm not saying that the film is good, I'm saying that calling it the worst disney film in the canon like so many other have is fucking dumb considering that a decent amount of films in there are objectively worse personally.

Plus, a "so bad it's good" film is still better than an outright boring one. I'd rather watch the Nutshack than Brickleberry for example


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>>136898890
Fucking this
>>136898680 (OP)
>>136898853
>>136898865
Zoomers shouldn't be posting in this board

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>>136898890
>>136898957
I'm not saying that the film is good, I'm saying that calling it the worst disney film in the canon like so many other have is fucking dumb considering that a decent amount of films in there are objectively worse personally.

Plus, a "so bad it's good" film is still better than an outright boring one. I'd rather watch the Nutshack than Brickleberry for example


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[User] Never understood why there's so much hatred for Buck Cluck.

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>>136899209
Because "waaaaahhhhh so mean-spirited" spergs


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>>136899209
Because "waaaaahhhhh so mean-spirited" spergs

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>>136899547
i can already name exactly who you mean even if you dont mean who i think you do


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[User] Disney films shouldn't have characters say "It's like War of the Worlds out there", "Darth Vader is Luke's father?" or "We can still sell the video to Chickens Gone Wild"

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>>136899649
its weird in the sense it just doesnt really feel like a disney movie, its not a really bad movie its just alright


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[User] Disney films shouldn't have characters say "It's like War of the Worlds out there", "Darth Vader is Luke's father?" or "We can still sell the video to Chickens Gone Wild"

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>>136899649
>Chickens Gone Wild
That's an actual dirty joke for the adults as they say.


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[User] Disney films shouldn't have characters say "It's like War of the Worlds out there", "Darth Vader is Luke's father?" or "We can still sell the video to Chickens Gone Wild"

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>>136899649
Blame Shrek for all that trashy crap, this film was essentially Disney's response to Shrek anyway


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>>136899649
Blame Shrek for all that trashy crap, this film was essentially Disney's response to Shrek anyway

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>>136899696
Shrek has no dialogue like that. Trust me, i remember the whole script.


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>>136899696
Shrek has no dialogue like that. Trust me, i remember the whole script.

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>>136899881
Shrek has Matrix references


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>>136899881
Shrek has Matrix references

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>>136899917
That wasn't dialogue based humor. Besides, the Fiona kick is better than the Trinity kick (she kicks two guys with both legs, instead of one guy with one leg)


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[User] Disney films shouldn't have characters say "It's like War of the Worlds out there", "Darth Vader is Luke's father?" or "We can still sell the video to Chickens Gone Wild"

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>>136899649
Yeah and most Disney Films probably shouldn't have references to Das Boots and fucking Taxi Driver but you guys still love it


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I heard alot of people say that this film is the worst in the disney Canon, but I highly disagree. sure it's still bad in alot of areas, but unlike some of the real stinkers of the studio, it has an ironic meme factor to it. I watched this film with some of my friends and we're riffing on it mst3k style and it was a blast, while films like Aristocats, Black Cauldron and The Rescuers were utter slogs to get through. It's the Shark Tale of Disney, objectively bad, but it's has a fuckton of meme potential and it's fun to riff.
There's also some unironic good stuff about the film as well, such as the soundtrack and Chicken little himself being a very likable protagonist.

In closing, while Chicken little is still bad, it's as least memorable and overall harmless, which more than can be said for shit like Aristocats, Black Cauldron, and Pocahontas. Far from the worst of Canon imo.

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>>136898680 (OP)
I watched it as a kid and liked it. I was surprised to find out years later that it's a Disney movie, it doesn't feel like one


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>>136899649
Yeah and most Disney Films probably shouldn't have references to Das Boots and fucking Taxi Driver but you guys still love it

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>>136900009
The difference is that Aladdin was a good movie.


[System] You are an anonymous message board user. You are opinionated and use informal language. You discuss various topics.

[User]
I heard alot of people say that this film is the worst in the disney Canon, but I highly disagree. sure it's still bad in alot of areas, but unlike some of the real stinkers of the studio, it has an ironic meme factor to it. I watched this film with some of my friends and we're riffing on it mst3k style and it was a blast, while films like Aristocats, Black Cauldron and The Rescuers were utter slogs to get through. It's the Shark Tale of Disney, objectively bad, but it's has a fuckton of meme potential and it's fun to riff.
There's also some unironic good stuff about the film as well, such as the soundtrack and Chicken little himself being a very likable protagonist.

In closing, while Chicken little is still bad, it's as least memorable and overall harmless, which more than can be said for shit like Aristocats, Black Cauldron, and Pocahontas. Far from the worst of Canon imo.

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>>136898680 (OP)
I liked it as a kid desu.


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>>136898680 (OP)
I liked it as a kid desu.

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>>136901224
I liked Street Sharks and The Pagemaster as a kid, but I can still say it's pretty lame as an adult

The problem with zoomers is this incessant need to defend anything and everything from their childhoods as objectively good, almost like they can't BE objective about anything because they have some weird weaponized generational loyalty/pride that is completely unwarranted


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>>136901224
I liked Street Sharks and The Pagemaster as a kid, but I can still say it's pretty lame as an adult

The problem with zoomers is this incessant need to defend anything and everything from their childhoods as objectively good, almost like they can't BE objective about anything because they have some weird weaponized generational loyalty/pride that is completely unwarranted

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>>136901323
Blame prequelfags and SM3tards


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[User] Chicken Little is much worse than the Dreamworks example you used.

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>>136898954
Ok Sharktalefag


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>>136901323
Blame prequelfags and SM3tards

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>>136901381
I mean, I don't want to come off as saying everyone needs to have the same opinion about things, and it's fine to like something other people don't, but the mentality of "I liked it as a kid/it's my generations thing therefor everyone who criticizes it is just hating and it was good all along" is fucking dumb

Like, it's a mentality you see a lot more these days with younger adults


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>>136901323
Blame prequelfags and SM3tards

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>>136901381
Both good frfr.


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>>136901224
I liked Street Sharks and The Pagemaster as a kid, but I can still say it's pretty lame as an adult

The problem with zoomers is this incessant need to defend anything and everything from their childhoods as objectively good, almost like they can't BE objective about anything because they have some weird weaponized generational loyalty/pride that is completely unwarranted

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>>136901323
>>136901772
not true desu
Millenials are the biggest "back in my day" fags ever.


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>>136901381
I mean, I don't want to come off as saying everyone needs to have the same opinion about things, and it's fine to like something other people don't, but the mentality of "I liked it as a kid/it's my generations thing therefor everyone who criticizes it is just hating and it was good all along" is fucking dumb

Like, it's a mentality you see a lot more these days with younger adults

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>>136901323
>>136901772
not true desu
Millenials are the biggest "back in my day" fags ever.


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>>136901224
I liked Street Sharks and The Pagemaster as a kid, but I can still say it's pretty lame as an adult

The problem with zoomers is this incessant need to defend anything and everything from their childhoods as objectively good, almost like they can't BE objective about anything because they have some weird weaponized generational loyalty/pride that is completely unwarranted

[Assistant]
>>136901323
True, but don't pretend that millennials are too different in that generational mindset


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>>136899649
>Chickens Gone Wild
That's an actual dirty joke for the adults as they say.

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>>136899694
Want that cow to smother somebody with her massive udder.