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>>136926041 (OP)
>>136927405
Seems to be, but there's not too much being published anyways.

Burnham is the best artist currently on DC stable also.

>>136927417
Hey at least Morrison characters and concepts are being re-utilized. Way's characters, also.

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>>136927449
Ever think random villains will briefly show up as Doom Patrol members? Clayface, Cheetah, Metallo, I could see all of them in a group therapy session or maybe going out on ONE trainee mission but ultimately ending in disaster and quitting


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>>136926041 (OP)
Seems boring so far.

>>136927405
Can't say for sure but I believe you given how trash everything else is. Haven't read World's Finest.

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>>136927481
I get the vibe you don't really read anything, and just constantly chime in to say the big 2 are shit regardless of what it is


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>>136926041 (OP)
Pretty bleh. Could care less if it gets cancelled or not


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>>136926041 (OP)
Seems boring so far.

>>136927405
Can't say for sure but I believe you given how trash everything else is. Haven't read World's Finest.

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>>136927481
Worlds finest has been awesome


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>>136926041 (OP)
I wanna beast on Beast Girl's girlhood


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>>136926041 (OP)
Imagine how hard it has to be for Cliff to hang out with Beast Girl knowing that he can never feel what it's like to pet her fuzzy body.


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>>136926041 (OP)
Imagine how hard it has to be for Cliff to hang out with Beast Girl knowing that he can never feel what it's like to pet her fuzzy body.

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>>136930414
Where do you think she came from, and do you think she has any sort of connection to Beast Boy?


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>>136930414
Where do you think she came from, and do you think she has any sort of connection to Beast Boy?

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>>136932195
Why bump this? This fucking comic is awful.

>>136927462
He did. Only now because he’s also a man in a dress it’s the book for faggots too.


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>>136927417
Unpopular opinion: Morrison flanderized the Doom Patrol concept, making them less a superhero team and more of a weird for the sake of weird book

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>>136932195
Why bump this? This fucking comic is awful.

>>136927462
He did. Only now because he’s also a man in a dress it’s the book for faggots too.


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>>136932195
Why bump this? This fucking comic is awful.

>>136927462
He did. Only now because he’s also a man in a dress it’s the book for faggots too.

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>>136932354
>Why bump this?
Because I like the comic and characters and felt like it . Also yes I agree Morrison’s run, while entertaining, really doubled down on the weird to the point of detrimental. Such tactics is why the show steadily declined


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>>136927417
Unpopular opinion: Morrison flanderized the Doom Patrol concept, making them less a superhero team and more of a weird for the sake of weird book

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>>136927462
Do you feel the need to spam this shitty take in every Doom Patrol thread? No one cared about this IP other than Morrison's run for decades.


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>>136927417
Unpopular opinion: Morrison flanderized the Doom Patrol concept, making them less a superhero team and more of a weird for the sake of weird book

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>>136927462
You're not wrong. For every Mr. Nobody there was an antagonist that was just a random collection of things that could be found in the closet.


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>>136927462
Do you feel the need to spam this shitty take in every Doom Patrol thread? No one cared about this IP other than Morrison's run for decades.

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>>136932713
You know if you’re going to make an accusation of spam, you kinda need evidence to support that. First time I’ve ever made that claim. You can check the archive too. I’m not shitting on Morrison, merely making a point.

Or were you just being confrontational just to incite an argument?


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>>136927417
Unpopular opinion: Morrison flanderized the Doom Patrol concept, making them less a superhero team and more of a weird for the sake of weird book

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>>136927462
Maybe but without him DP would be even more forgotten


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[User] It's okay, beast girl ended up being a good new character with good chemistry with the others.

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>>136932873
So if her power is activating an organism’s survival instinct of flight, does that mean she can make people fight too?


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>>136932354
>Why bump this?
Because I like the comic and characters and felt like it . Also yes I agree Morrison’s run, while entertaining, really doubled down on the weird to the point of detrimental. Such tactics is why the show steadily declined

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>>136932379
I liked the first few episodes of the show but it really took a nosedive. They end up completely ruining Cliff and Jane almost immediately.


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>>136926041 (OP)
Looks like an attempt to synergize the different incarnations of the Doom Patrol as a superhero squad and a rabble of wayward weirdos and lost souls, with the whole "Rehabilitation/protective space for metahumans" vibe that's closer to like the 80's X-men. Which has the potential to be very interesting or go very wrong, considering DC's only barely dipped its toes into the idea of metahumans being specifically discriminated/hunted down over the general "meta" community of superheroes. Especially since for all their preaching of, say, Batman and Arkham Asylum not being able to do anything to help metahumans due to being normies, the Doom Patrol has an equally bad if not worse track record of that themselves considering that at their lowest the Doom Patrol retreats into their own neurological hangups and leaves Cliff to deal with the bullshit at hand all by himself.

Still laughed at Jane dunking on the Hickman memo pages, though.


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>>136926041 (OP)
too much on the nose and the "ha ha, we're like the x-men dude". it made me realize that I just don't like DP, I just like what Morrison did, and nothing else


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>>136926041 (OP)
Looks like an attempt to synergize the different incarnations of the Doom Patrol as a superhero squad and a rabble of wayward weirdos and lost souls, with the whole "Rehabilitation/protective space for metahumans" vibe that's closer to like the 80's X-men. Which has the potential to be very interesting or go very wrong, considering DC's only barely dipped its toes into the idea of metahumans being specifically discriminated/hunted down over the general "meta" community of superheroes. Especially since for all their preaching of, say, Batman and Arkham Asylum not being able to do anything to help metahumans due to being normies, the Doom Patrol has an equally bad if not worse track record of that themselves considering that at their lowest the Doom Patrol retreats into their own neurological hangups and leaves Cliff to deal with the bullshit at hand all by himself.

Still laughed at Jane dunking on the Hickman memo pages, though.

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>>136933836
it was a very cheap laugh, though


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>>136926041 (OP)
It’s good, didn’t expect that given how shit Culver’s other books have been


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>>136926041 (OP)
I hate it.


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>>136932379
I liked the first few episodes of the show but it really took a nosedive. They end up completely ruining Cliff and Jane almost immediately.

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>>136933596
They kept hitting the same story beats and flamderization set in by season 3


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>>136933836
it was a very cheap laugh, though

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>>136935220
It got a good laugh from me. I don't usually see comics directly making fun of current comics from another company.


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>>136926041 (OP)
Looks like an attempt to synergize the different incarnations of the Doom Patrol as a superhero squad and a rabble of wayward weirdos and lost souls, with the whole "Rehabilitation/protective space for metahumans" vibe that's closer to like the 80's X-men. Which has the potential to be very interesting or go very wrong, considering DC's only barely dipped its toes into the idea of metahumans being specifically discriminated/hunted down over the general "meta" community of superheroes. Especially since for all their preaching of, say, Batman and Arkham Asylum not being able to do anything to help metahumans due to being normies, the Doom Patrol has an equally bad if not worse track record of that themselves considering that at their lowest the Doom Patrol retreats into their own neurological hangups and leaves Cliff to deal with the bullshit at hand all by himself.

Still laughed at Jane dunking on the Hickman memo pages, though.

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>>136933836
But they were originally a hero team so this is just a return for form
>>136935165
X-Men is a ripoff of Doom Patrol. The jabs are warranted


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>>136926041 (OP)
too much on the nose and the "ha ha, we're like the x-men dude". it made me realize that I just don't like DP, I just like what Morrison did, and nothing else

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>>136933836
But they were originally a hero team so this is just a return for form
>>136935165
X-Men is a ripoff of Doom Patrol. The jabs are warranted


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>>136926041 (OP)
Turning them more like the X-Men and having a holier-than-thou attitude towards other superheroes is dumb.


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>>136926041 (OP)
Turning them more like the X-Men and having a holier-than-thou attitude towards other superheroes is dumb.

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>>136935393
>holier-than-thou attitude
In what way? If this is about telling off Batman, then yes it was completely warranted. The Doom Patrol is just trying to intercept newly created supers that can’t get it together or outright weird before they become supervillains. It’s nothing like the dumb shit currently happening at Marvel where Ben Grimm is getting shit from Krakoa mutants


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>>136935393
>holier-than-thou attitude
In what way? If this is about telling off Batman, then yes it was completely warranted. The Doom Patrol is just trying to intercept newly created supers that can’t get it together or outright weird before they become supervillains. It’s nothing like the dumb shit currently happening at Marvel where Ben Grimm is getting shit from Krakoa mutants

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>>136935550
>It’s nothing like the dumb shit currently happening at Marvel where Ben Grimm is getting shit from Krakoa mutants
Wait what?
Did some beautiful mutants take a break from their endless orgies to tell Ben that he's not oppressed as they are?


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>>136927417
Unpopular opinion: Morrison flanderized the Doom Patrol concept, making them less a superhero team and more of a weird for the sake of weird book

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>>136927462
>Morrison flanderized
that is his entire career and only pseudointellectuals like his slop. he is the second worst thing to happen to capeshit, the first being alan moore.


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>>136935393
>holier-than-thou attitude
In what way? If this is about telling off Batman, then yes it was completely warranted. The Doom Patrol is just trying to intercept newly created supers that can’t get it together or outright weird before they become supervillains. It’s nothing like the dumb shit currently happening at Marvel where Ben Grimm is getting shit from Krakoa mutants

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>>136935550
Culver has said in interviews how they refuse to listen to the Justice League which is dumb because it's not like the Justice League gives orders to other superhero teams. And like >>136933836 said, it's not like the Doom Patrol has the best history at helping other metas so them being patronizing other superheroes instead of doing some self-reflecting comes off as dumb.


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>>136926041 (OP)
Looks like an attempt to synergize the different incarnations of the Doom Patrol as a superhero squad and a rabble of wayward weirdos and lost souls, with the whole "Rehabilitation/protective space for metahumans" vibe that's closer to like the 80's X-men. Which has the potential to be very interesting or go very wrong, considering DC's only barely dipped its toes into the idea of metahumans being specifically discriminated/hunted down over the general "meta" community of superheroes. Especially since for all their preaching of, say, Batman and Arkham Asylum not being able to do anything to help metahumans due to being normies, the Doom Patrol has an equally bad if not worse track record of that themselves considering that at their lowest the Doom Patrol retreats into their own neurological hangups and leaves Cliff to deal with the bullshit at hand all by himself.

Still laughed at Jane dunking on the Hickman memo pages, though.

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>>136935550
Culver has said in interviews how they refuse to listen to the Justice League which is dumb because it's not like the Justice League gives orders to other superhero teams. And like >>136933836 said, it's not like the Doom Patrol has the best history at helping other metas so them being patronizing other superheroes instead of doing some self-reflecting comes off as dumb.


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>>136935550
>It’s nothing like the dumb shit currently happening at Marvel where Ben Grimm is getting shit from Krakoa mutants
Wait what?
Did some beautiful mutants take a break from their endless orgies to tell Ben that he's not oppressed as they are?

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>>136935690
Unironically yes. Ben is on some talk show with mutants in the crowd, he tries to be nice to a mutant woman about perseverance over people judging you by appearance, and she got offended that he compared his life to hers because she was born a rock freak. Basically she called him out for being a famous astronaut, hero, and having a beautiful wife who’s a famous artist.


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>>136935393
>holier-than-thou attitude
In what way? If this is about telling off Batman, then yes it was completely warranted. The Doom Patrol is just trying to intercept newly created supers that can’t get it together or outright weird before they become supervillains. It’s nothing like the dumb shit currently happening at Marvel where Ben Grimm is getting shit from Krakoa mutants

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>>136935550
Mostly on the “You aren’t a meta so you can’t possibly understand our pain” bit. Which is both valid and invalid, considering the Doom Patrol are pretty shitty therapists themselves. Which isn’t a bad thing, considering not every hero has to be 100% right, and at least Batman didn’t turn into a screeching autist when they insisted on taking Degenerate with them like most writers would do.


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>>136935550
Culver has said in interviews how they refuse to listen to the Justice League which is dumb because it's not like the Justice League gives orders to other superhero teams. And like >>136933836 said, it's not like the Doom Patrol has the best history at helping other metas so them being patronizing other superheroes instead of doing some self-reflecting comes off as dumb.

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>>136935716
> it's not like the Justice League gives orders to other superhero teams.
I mean…they kinda do on occasion.


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>>136935550
Mostly on the “You aren’t a meta so you can’t possibly understand our pain” bit. Which is both valid and invalid, considering the Doom Patrol are pretty shitty therapists themselves. Which isn’t a bad thing, considering not every hero has to be 100% right, and at least Batman didn’t turn into a screeching autist when they insisted on taking Degenerate with them like most writers would do.

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>>136935736
Personally I think the Doom Patrol has every right to make that statement given their history. It doesn’t mean they have all the answers, but it’s kind of neat seeing them try to be proactive and stop potential supervillains in the making. Could they have helped guys like Parasite, Metallo, Clayface, Cheetah, Girder, or many others before they went nuts? Don’t know, but it’s interesting to see them try, even if they fail


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>>136935716
> it's not like the Justice League gives orders to other superhero teams.
I mean…they kinda do on occasion.

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>>136935745
During big Crisis events, yes, that's basically what villains to attack or where to protect civilians. That's basically it.


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>>136935745
During big Crisis events, yes, that's basically what villains to attack or where to protect civilians. That's basically it.

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>>136935789
Batman alone, even to other JLA, has an autistic hold over Gotham. I would think even Superman would object to just taking a metahuman off the grid instead of going through the proper channels, but that’s up for debate/circumstance


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>>136935736
Personally I think the Doom Patrol has every right to make that statement given their history. It doesn’t mean they have all the answers, but it’s kind of neat seeing them try to be proactive and stop potential supervillains in the making. Could they have helped guys like Parasite, Metallo, Clayface, Cheetah, Girder, or many others before they went nuts? Don’t know, but it’s interesting to see them try, even if they fail

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>>136935788
And they can do that without being assholes towards other superheroes.


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>>136935736
Personally I think the Doom Patrol has every right to make that statement given their history. It doesn’t mean they have all the answers, but it’s kind of neat seeing them try to be proactive and stop potential supervillains in the making. Could they have helped guys like Parasite, Metallo, Clayface, Cheetah, Girder, or many others before they went nuts? Don’t know, but it’s interesting to see them try, even if they fail

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>>136935788
Exactly why I'm willing to give this run a chance. It's not like other DC superheroes don't try to reform supervillains themselves, particularly Batman, and it's a change of pace for the Doom Patrol to be this proactive given their history of only getting involved on their own terms because they hate associating with superheroes they consider too "glamorous" for them. It's still eye-rolling to see Crazy Jane bitch out Batman about Gotham City being filled with nutjobs considering she's larping as The Chief herself, but hey, I'm willing to see where they take this mini.


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>>136935788
And they can do that without being assholes towards other superheroes.

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>>136935829
Being an asshole to Batman is valid, especially given the context here


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>>136935690
Unironically yes. Ben is on some talk show with mutants in the crowd, he tries to be nice to a mutant woman about perseverance over people judging you by appearance, and she got offended that he compared his life to hers because she was born a rock freak. Basically she called him out for being a famous astronaut, hero, and having a beautiful wife who’s a famous artist.

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>>136935726
What issue?


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>>136935788
Exactly why I'm willing to give this run a chance. It's not like other DC superheroes don't try to reform supervillains themselves, particularly Batman, and it's a change of pace for the Doom Patrol to be this proactive given their history of only getting involved on their own terms because they hate associating with superheroes they consider too "glamorous" for them. It's still eye-rolling to see Crazy Jane bitch out Batman about Gotham City being filled with nutjobs considering she's larping as The Chief herself, but hey, I'm willing to see where they take this mini.

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>>136935928
How does Batman try to reform anybody, and how was that not a valid point to him?


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>>136935726
What issue?

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>>136935942
Check your privilege, Thing


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>>136935942
Check your privilege, Thing

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>>136935976
>preach woman preach!
immediately followed by
>white boy mutant you're taking it too far!


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>>136935942
Check your privilege, Thing

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>>136935976
It's weird how there's so few ugly mutants out there, and interesting how they rounded all of them up for this one event.

Also, don't mutants usually only show their mutations at puberty?


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>>136935829
Being an asshole to Batman is valid, especially given the context here

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>>136935941
>The person telling Batman is an asshole is a woman roleplaying as The Chief.


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>>136935928
How does Batman try to reform anybody, and how was that not a valid point to him?

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>>136935951
Batman doesn't just drag people to Arkham for shits and giggles. A good chunk of them ARE mentally unwell individuals who do need help that Blackgate can't give. He's let Edward Nygma operate as a legitimate detective without harassment when he reformed, worked with Clayface, regularly helped cure Kirk Langstrom of being Man-bat cause he realizes that he can't just punch the condition out of him, and has reluctantly encouraged Harley Quinn to continue working on being an anti-hero after seeing her being sincere about making a clean break from The Joker. There's plenty of other names I could throw in like Catwoman, Killer Croc, or Poison Ivy, but I'm not going to torture it anymore.

Also, half the reason it's eye-rolling is because of who Crazy Jane is larping as...that being The Chief, aka the wheel-chairbound fuck who has so much malignant egotism and control issues that make Batman's "Building the Brother Eye satellite" days look pleasant.


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>>136935951
Batman doesn't just drag people to Arkham for shits and giggles. A good chunk of them ARE mentally unwell individuals who do need help that Blackgate can't give. He's let Edward Nygma operate as a legitimate detective without harassment when he reformed, worked with Clayface, regularly helped cure Kirk Langstrom of being Man-bat cause he realizes that he can't just punch the condition out of him, and has reluctantly encouraged Harley Quinn to continue working on being an anti-hero after seeing her being sincere about making a clean break from The Joker. There's plenty of other names I could throw in like Catwoman, Killer Croc, or Poison Ivy, but I'm not going to torture it anymore.

Also, half the reason it's eye-rolling is because of who Crazy Jane is larping as...that being The Chief, aka the wheel-chairbound fuck who has so much malignant egotism and control issues that make Batman's "Building the Brother Eye satellite" days look pleasant.

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>>136936261
>who Crazy Jane is larping as...that being The Chief, aka the wheel-chairbound fuck who has so much malignant egotism and control issues that make Batman's "Building the Brother Eye satellite" days look pleasant.
She's meant to be the new Chief, not literally Niles Caulder, identities can take on different roles depending on the person, like the female Dr. Light being a hero unlike the male one.


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>>136935941
>The person telling Batman is an asshole is a woman roleplaying as The Chief.

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>>136936211
>>136936261
Batman doesn’t actively help any of his rogues. Stuff like you mentioned are situations where THEY put in the effort, and Batman says he’ll watch them/put them down if need be. He just carts them off to Arkham, which is a factually proven broken system. Also Jane’s new personally is a title, not 1:1 being Niles, whom she’s actually called a hypocritical control freak.


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>>136935951
Batman doesn't just drag people to Arkham for shits and giggles. A good chunk of them ARE mentally unwell individuals who do need help that Blackgate can't give. He's let Edward Nygma operate as a legitimate detective without harassment when he reformed, worked with Clayface, regularly helped cure Kirk Langstrom of being Man-bat cause he realizes that he can't just punch the condition out of him, and has reluctantly encouraged Harley Quinn to continue working on being an anti-hero after seeing her being sincere about making a clean break from The Joker. There's plenty of other names I could throw in like Catwoman, Killer Croc, or Poison Ivy, but I'm not going to torture it anymore.

Also, half the reason it's eye-rolling is because of who Crazy Jane is larping as...that being The Chief, aka the wheel-chairbound fuck who has so much malignant egotism and control issues that make Batman's "Building the Brother Eye satellite" days look pleasant.

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>>136936211
>>136936261
Batman doesn’t actively help any of his rogues. Stuff like you mentioned are situations where THEY put in the effort, and Batman says he’ll watch them/put them down if need be. He just carts them off to Arkham, which is a factually proven broken system. Also Jane’s new personally is a title, not 1:1 being Niles, whom she’s actually called a hypocritical control freak.


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>>136936211
>>136936261
Batman doesn’t actively help any of his rogues. Stuff like you mentioned are situations where THEY put in the effort, and Batman says he’ll watch them/put them down if need be. He just carts them off to Arkham, which is a factually proven broken system. Also Jane’s new personally is a title, not 1:1 being Niles, whom she’s actually called a hypocritical control freak.

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>>136936407
What was Rebirth Detective Comics where he let Clayface join the team and were trying to help him?


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>>136936261
>who Crazy Jane is larping as...that being The Chief, aka the wheel-chairbound fuck who has so much malignant egotism and control issues that make Batman's "Building the Brother Eye satellite" days look pleasant.
She's meant to be the new Chief, not literally Niles Caulder, identities can take on different roles depending on the person, like the female Dr. Light being a hero unlike the male one.

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>>136936363
>>136936407
I dunno. Considering the second issue already shows Crazy Jane arguing with her other personas that The Chief persona's taking far more time as the lead personality than they agreed upon, I'm pretty certain that it's not just a showy title.


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>>136936211
>>136936261
Batman doesn’t actively help any of his rogues. Stuff like you mentioned are situations where THEY put in the effort, and Batman says he’ll watch them/put them down if need be. He just carts them off to Arkham, which is a factually proven broken system. Also Jane’s new personally is a title, not 1:1 being Niles, whom she’s actually called a hypocritical control freak.

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>>136936363
>>136936407
I dunno. Considering the second issue already shows Crazy Jane arguing with her other personas that The Chief persona's taking far more time as the lead personality than they agreed upon, I'm pretty certain that it's not just a showy title.


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>>136936407
What was Rebirth Detective Comics where he let Clayface join the team and were trying to help him?

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>>136936484
Right but Bruce didn’t do anything proactive or actively seek out to help Karlo. He just monitored and gave him a chance when Basil put the idea out there.
>>136936490
As of right now it is Jane and merely a title. However I do think it is possible that Niles is having Mento gradually insert his own personality within Jane, but that’s just theory. Either way Jane at this stage was right to call out Batman


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>>136936363
>>136936407
I dunno. Considering the second issue already shows Crazy Jane arguing with her other personas that The Chief persona's taking far more time as the lead personality than they agreed upon, I'm pretty certain that it's not just a showy title.

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>>136936484
Right but Bruce didn’t do anything proactive or actively seek out to help Karlo. He just monitored and gave him a chance when Basil put the idea out there.
>>136936490
As of right now it is Jane and merely a title. However I do think it is possible that Niles is having Mento gradually insert his own personality within Jane, but that’s just theory. Either way Jane at this stage was right to call out Batman


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>>136933596
They kept hitting the same story beats and flamderization set in by season 3

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>>136935360
I'd argue it hit like halfway through season 1.


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>>136936484
Right but Bruce didn’t do anything proactive or actively seek out to help Karlo. He just monitored and gave him a chance when Basil put the idea out there.
>>136936490
As of right now it is Jane and merely a title. However I do think it is possible that Niles is having Mento gradually insert his own personality within Jane, but that’s just theory. Either way Jane at this stage was right to call out Batman

[Assistant]
>>136936569
>All of Batman's villains are complete innocents!! Who cares about all the innocent people they killed, they're complete victims, those civilians are brainless NPC's!!


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>>136936484
Right but Bruce didn’t do anything proactive or actively seek out to help Karlo. He just monitored and gave him a chance when Basil put the idea out there.
>>136936490
As of right now it is Jane and merely a title. However I do think it is possible that Niles is having Mento gradually insert his own personality within Jane, but that’s just theory. Either way Jane at this stage was right to call out Batman

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>>136936569
>Bruce didn’t do anything proactive or actively seek out to help Karlo
I'm gonna call bullshit on that because I very clearly remember Bruce specifically reaching out to him at the beginning of that run.


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[User] I haven't read any previous issues of Doom Patrol and I knew next to nothing about the team, but I've liked this series so far. Glad I picked it up. I loved the little jab at Krakoa era X-Men in the last issue.

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>>136933619
Doom Patrol and X-Men have always had a sort of rivalry because of accusations X-Men's concept was stolen from Doom Patrol (an idea which in retrospect seems silly and trivial).


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>>136936484
Right but Bruce didn’t do anything proactive or actively seek out to help Karlo. He just monitored and gave him a chance when Basil put the idea out there.
>>136936490
As of right now it is Jane and merely a title. However I do think it is possible that Niles is having Mento gradually insert his own personality within Jane, but that’s just theory. Either way Jane at this stage was right to call out Batman

[Assistant]
>>136936569
If you want the other half of why it's eye-rolling, it's that damaged people don't automatically understand the pain that other damaged people go through, nor are they any better equipped to help. Especially the Doom Patrol, who at their lowest will either start fighting each other or split up the team cause they're so caught up in their own problems that they shut out everyone else. Same goes for being a "metahuman", not every condition is the same or as debilitating as it is for the Doom Patrol.

Was the Doom Patrol in the right to try to help, and free to tell Batman that just cause he doesn't approve of them personally means that they have to listen to him or that they abide by his rules in "his city"? Totally. I've no problem seeing Batman told where to stuff his territoriality issues. Were they in the right to tell him he had no business intervening because he's not superhuman or "freakish" like them? No. Batman not being a metahuman was obviously just a convenient excuse to get him to back off. They'd obviously have told The Flash or Superman to back the fuck off too, they just would have said something else as an excuse.


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>>136926041 (OP)
>no black characters
yikes! that's kinda problematic


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>>136926041 (OP)
>no black characters
yikes! that's kinda problematic

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>>136936726
Robotman, Negative Man, Degenerate, and Beast Girl are all black coded sweaty...


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>>136936726
Robotman, Negative Man, Degenerate, and Beast Girl are all black coded sweaty...

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>>136936786
ummmm, being black coded is NOT the same, you can have a jamaican crab singing calypso but that doesn't make it black


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>>136936726
Robotman, Negative Man, Degenerate, and Beast Girl are all black coded sweaty...

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>>136936786
>black coded
Fuck does this even mean?


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>>136936786
>black coded
Fuck does this even mean?

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>>136936911
That means a non-human character who's meant to represent a particular human race or ethnicity.
Or in the case of the Doom Patrol, humans who's race/ethnicity isn't apparent because they're now a robot or covered in fur or bandages.


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>>136926041 (OP)
>Not Drake/Premiani
It's fan fiction
FIRE AWAY!


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>>136936569
>All of Batman's villains are complete innocents!! Who cares about all the innocent people they killed, they're complete victims, those civilians are brainless NPC's!!

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>>136936627
That's not what was said or implied at all.


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>>136936569
If you want the other half of why it's eye-rolling, it's that damaged people don't automatically understand the pain that other damaged people go through, nor are they any better equipped to help. Especially the Doom Patrol, who at their lowest will either start fighting each other or split up the team cause they're so caught up in their own problems that they shut out everyone else. Same goes for being a "metahuman", not every condition is the same or as debilitating as it is for the Doom Patrol.

Was the Doom Patrol in the right to try to help, and free to tell Batman that just cause he doesn't approve of them personally means that they have to listen to him or that they abide by his rules in "his city"? Totally. I've no problem seeing Batman told where to stuff his territoriality issues. Were they in the right to tell him he had no business intervening because he's not superhuman or "freakish" like them? No. Batman not being a metahuman was obviously just a convenient excuse to get him to back off. They'd obviously have told The Flash or Superman to back the fuck off too, they just would have said something else as an excuse.

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>>136936697
>They'd obviously have told The Flash or Superman to back the fuck off too, they just would have said something else as an excuse.
And how do you know that? Plus I don't think they would have been a dick to either Superman or Flash had it been the case given who they are. Batman is kind of hard to get along with


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>>136936697
>They'd obviously have told The Flash or Superman to back the fuck off too, they just would have said something else as an excuse.
And how do you know that? Plus I don't think they would have been a dick to either Superman or Flash had it been the case given who they are. Batman is kind of hard to get along with

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>>136937286
Cause Culver is clearly trying to make them more like the X-Men. If you don't see the parallels of Gotham citizens booing the Doom Patrol, Jane invading some mook's thoughts, and Peacemaker building not-Sentinels, I don't know what to tell you. Jane even said that Superman is an alien and not a metahuman so if it was Superman on the scene, they would still give him the same lecture on how he's too privileged to understand a metahuman.


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>>136936697
>They'd obviously have told The Flash or Superman to back the fuck off too, they just would have said something else as an excuse.
And how do you know that? Plus I don't think they would have been a dick to either Superman or Flash had it been the case given who they are. Batman is kind of hard to get along with

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>>136937286
Batman gas teamed up with far more people than Flash ever dud, and he stepped up and defended other heroes multiple times. Flash by comparison is very isolated, mostly just hangs with other speedsters.


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>>136937286
Cause Culver is clearly trying to make them more like the X-Men. If you don't see the parallels of Gotham citizens booing the Doom Patrol, Jane invading some mook's thoughts, and Peacemaker building not-Sentinels, I don't know what to tell you. Jane even said that Superman is an alien and not a metahuman so if it was Superman on the scene, they would still give him the same lecture on how he's too privileged to understand a metahuman.

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>>136937437
I never denied the X-Men parallels, I'm saying you're quick to assume they'd be a dick to Superman or Flash. And they were pissed because Cliff parked his bus in the middle of a street, not because they're metahuman. Hell DC citizens are completely used to metahumans, they're mundane to them. There isn't the same kind of irrational behavior you see in Marvel citizens.
>>136937448
??? Flash has teamed up with Green Lantern, Firestorm, Aquaman, and a crap ton of other heroes. What's are you talking about?


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>>136937286
Batman gas teamed up with far more people than Flash ever dud, and he stepped up and defended other heroes multiple times. Flash by comparison is very isolated, mostly just hangs with other speedsters.

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>>136937437
I never denied the X-Men parallels, I'm saying you're quick to assume they'd be a dick to Superman or Flash. And they were pissed because Cliff parked his bus in the middle of a street, not because they're metahuman. Hell DC citizens are completely used to metahumans, they're mundane to them. There isn't the same kind of irrational behavior you see in Marvel citizens.
>>136937448
??? Flash has teamed up with Green Lantern, Firestorm, Aquaman, and a crap ton of other heroes. What's are you talking about?


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>>136926041 (OP)
>Not Drake/Premiani
It's fan fiction
FIRE AWAY!

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>>136937192
It's all fan fiction.


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>>136936697
>They'd obviously have told The Flash or Superman to back the fuck off too, they just would have said something else as an excuse.
And how do you know that? Plus I don't think they would have been a dick to either Superman or Flash had it been the case given who they are. Batman is kind of hard to get along with

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>>136937286
Batman is a dick, so it's okay to be a dick to him.


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>>136937286
Batman is a dick, so it's okay to be a dick to him.

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>>136937829
I thought Robin was Dick.


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>>136937437
I never denied the X-Men parallels, I'm saying you're quick to assume they'd be a dick to Superman or Flash. And they were pissed because Cliff parked his bus in the middle of a street, not because they're metahuman. Hell DC citizens are completely used to metahumans, they're mundane to them. There isn't the same kind of irrational behavior you see in Marvel citizens.
>>136937448
??? Flash has teamed up with Green Lantern, Firestorm, Aquaman, and a crap ton of other heroes. What's are you talking about?

[Assistant]
>>136937499
Well, Jane dismissed the disbanded Justice League as “A group of Aliens, Amazons, Atlanteans, and humans with special gadgets”, and brought up The Flash as a metahuman “whiz’s too fast to be causght while the rest of us aren’t so lucky”. It’s pretty obvious that even taking into account the Doom Patrol has always preferred their own company over the rest of the meta community, the fact Jane has a bone to pick with Superman and Flash, two of the more understanding superheroes, means they’re in full “my way or the highway” mode, regardless of who they’re talking to.


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>>136927462
>Morrison flanderized
that is his entire career and only pseudointellectuals like his slop. he is the second worst thing to happen to capeshit, the first being alan moore.

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>>136935700
Glad to see this didn't get any bites.


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>>136937499
Well, Jane dismissed the disbanded Justice League as “A group of Aliens, Amazons, Atlanteans, and humans with special gadgets”, and brought up The Flash as a metahuman “whiz’s too fast to be causght while the rest of us aren’t so lucky”. It’s pretty obvious that even taking into account the Doom Patrol has always preferred their own company over the rest of the meta community, the fact Jane has a bone to pick with Superman and Flash, two of the more understanding superheroes, means they’re in full “my way or the highway” mode, regardless of who they’re talking to.

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>>136938209
Anon I think you're reading way too much into it. It's telling Batman to fuck off, take it as that.
>>136938335
You just did, anon. Why bother?


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>>136935700
Glad to see this didn't get any bites.

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>>136938209
Anon I think you're reading way too much into it. It's telling Batman to fuck off, take it as that.
>>136938335
You just did, anon. Why bother?


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>>136938209
Anon I think you're reading way too much into it. It's telling Batman to fuck off, take it as that.
>>136938335
You just did, anon. Why bother?

[Assistant]
>>136938349
Nah


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>>136930414
Where do you think she came from, and do you think she has any sort of connection to Beast Boy?

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>>136932195
>Where do you think she came from
No idea
>do you think she has any sort of connection to Beast Boy?
Doubtful


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>>136935942
Check your privilege, Thing

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>>136935976
This reads like a parody.


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>>136926041 (OP)
So far I like it


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>>136932195
>Where do you think she came from
No idea
>do you think she has any sort of connection to Beast Boy?
Doubtful

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>>136939533
What if she's an animal given a human serum?


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[User] I would kill to see the doom patrol be weird and not do X-men kind of shit. Still heroes, but they fight the wacky, incomprehensible, etc, and normal villains here and there

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>>136939935
But if you lean too hard into the whacky, you get the dumb shit that ruined the show. You need that proper balance. As long as they're a legit hero team, I'm content.


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>>136935942
Check your privilege, Thing

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>>136935976
She's absolutely right. Also, moments like this are what make Krakoa worth keeping around.
>>136936058
She's a mutant calling out how privileged Ben Grimm's life has been. Captain Fourarms is berating him, accusing Reed of exploiting mutants, etc.


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>>136935976
>preach woman preach!
immediately followed by
>white boy mutant you're taking it too far!

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>>136935976
She's absolutely right. Also, moments like this are what make Krakoa worth keeping around.
>>136936058
She's a mutant calling out how privileged Ben Grimm's life has been. Captain Fourarms is berating him, accusing Reed of exploiting mutants, etc.


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>>136935976
She's absolutely right. Also, moments like this are what make Krakoa worth keeping around.
>>136936058
She's a mutant calling out how privileged Ben Grimm's life has been. Captain Fourarms is berating him, accusing Reed of exploiting mutants, etc.

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>>136940329
Can you really say Ben's privileged though? Dude went through a rough time before people started warming up to The Thing


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>>136939533
What if she's an animal given a human serum?

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>>136939889
Then she should be a doctor.


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>>136940329
Can you really say Ben's privileged though? Dude went through a rough time before people started warming up to The Thing

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>>136940470
Just being male is enough for some people to consider you privileged.


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>>136935976
She's absolutely right. Also, moments like this are what make Krakoa worth keeping around.
>>136936058
She's a mutant calling out how privileged Ben Grimm's life has been. Captain Fourarms is berating him, accusing Reed of exploiting mutants, etc.

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>>136940329
Privileged? Didn’t he grow up a poor Jewish kid with an alcoholic deadbeat dad, lose a brother to gang violence, and only just barely crawl his way out of the gutter to be an astronaut, only to be called a monster for decades by the public after being mutated into a orange pile of rocks?


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>>136940329
Privileged? Didn’t he grow up a poor Jewish kid with an alcoholic deadbeat dad, lose a brother to gang violence, and only just barely crawl his way out of the gutter to be an astronaut, only to be called a monster for decades by the public after being mutated into a orange pile of rocks?

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>>136940549
Class privilege doesn't exist to Marvel writers.


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>>136940549
Class privilege doesn't exist to Marvel writers.

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>>136941779
Just saying, feels weird for a mutant to be calling anyone else privileged considering they’ve got immortality and an island that 3d prints whatever they want in addition to free superpowers at birth…


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>>136941779
Just saying, feels weird for a mutant to be calling anyone else privileged considering they’ve got immortality and an island that 3d prints whatever they want in addition to free superpowers at birth…

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>>136942313
This is why people hate mutants, anon. They're assholes who don't realize how good they have it


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>>136940329
Privileged? Didn’t he grow up a poor Jewish kid with an alcoholic deadbeat dad, lose a brother to gang violence, and only just barely crawl his way out of the gutter to be an astronaut, only to be called a monster for decades by the public after being mutated into a orange pile of rocks?

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>>136940549
>privilege
>a special right, advantage, or immunity granted or available only to a particular person or group
Yes. The Thing lived a life of tragedy and he pulled himself out of poverty. But all his life up till the accident came with the privilege looking like a normal handsome man who was given the opportunity to play ball and go to college and join the military and become a freaking astronaut.
If you think its' a slight against The Thing then you're missing the point.


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>>136941779
Just saying, feels weird for a mutant to be calling anyone else privileged considering they’ve got immortality and an island that 3d prints whatever they want in addition to free superpowers at birth…

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>>136942313
Marvel writers also refuse to admit that a mutant can be privileged in any sort of way.


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>>136926041 (OP)
I like any Doom Patrol run that has Rita in it


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>>136942313
Marvel writers also refuse to admit that a mutant can be privileged in any sort of way.

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>>136942364
They've milked a year and a half out of the world being mad at mutants having life extending drugs and having beaten death.


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>>136926041 (OP)
don't know anything about this but i'm gonna say the tin guy looks cool and the fuzzy girl looks cute


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>>136940549
>privilege
>a special right, advantage, or immunity granted or available only to a particular person or group
Yes. The Thing lived a life of tragedy and he pulled himself out of poverty. But all his life up till the accident came with the privilege looking like a normal handsome man who was given the opportunity to play ball and go to college and join the military and become a freaking astronaut.
If you think its' a slight against The Thing then you're missing the point.

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>>136942351
And every mutant who lived in Xavier's mansion and now on Krakoa are incredibly privileged since they don't have to struggle for anything and yet, the privilege accusation never gets thrown in their faces.


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>>136926041 (OP)
I like any Doom Patrol run that has Rita in it

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>>136942385
Funny to think that The Incredibles basically ripped off Rita Farr in making Helen Parr
>Elastigirl
>Elasti-Girl/Elasti-Woman
>Both can stretch (Rita's mostly known for growing though)


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>>136942385
Funny to think that The Incredibles basically ripped off Rita Farr in making Helen Parr
>Elastigirl
>Elasti-Girl/Elasti-Woman
>Both can stretch (Rita's mostly known for growing though)

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>>136942433
Horrific art.


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>>136942364
They've milked a year and a half out of the world being mad at mutants having life extending drugs and having beaten death.

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>>136942393
And the stories never framed the mutants as being privileged and depicted people being mad at them as being haters.


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>>136926041 (OP)
How many threads have you done asking the same question over and over again?


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>>136926041 (OP)
How many threads have you done asking the same question over and over again?

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>>136942477
First one I read

Is ok


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>>136942433
Horrific art.

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>>136942453
Yeah it's not a great variant. The face is too photo realistic, almost fake doll-like as if an AI program was used


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>>136926041 (OP)
How many threads have you done asking the same question over and over again?

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>>136942477
First time I've seen this question asked. God forbid we actually talk about comics and not spam porn/outrage


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>>136942453
Yeah it's not a great variant. The face is too photo realistic, almost fake doll-like as if an AI program was used

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>>136942524
I thought that was what it was! A shitty AI piece.


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>>136942524
I thought that was what it was! A shitty AI piece.

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>>136942701
Oh good, it wasn't just me then. Which speaking of, comic artists aren't cheating are they?


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>>136942524
I thought that was what it was! A shitty AI piece.

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>>136942701
Ditto, that face looks awful.


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>>136942385
Funny to think that The Incredibles basically ripped off Rita Farr in making Helen Parr
>Elastigirl
>Elasti-Girl/Elasti-Woman
>Both can stretch (Rita's mostly known for growing though)

[Assistant]
>>136942433
>>136942453
>>136942524
>>136942701
>>136943314
>>136944287
i bought this variant ironically, didn't know that was the artist's actual style
he should lean into the uncanny valley aspect


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>>136942433
Horrific art.

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>>136942433
>>136942453
>>136942524
>>136942701
>>136943314
>>136944287
i bought this variant ironically, didn't know that was the artist's actual style
he should lean into the uncanny valley aspect


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>>136942453
Yeah it's not a great variant. The face is too photo realistic, almost fake doll-like as if an AI program was used

[Assistant]
>>136942433
>>136942453
>>136942524
>>136942701
>>136943314
>>136944287
i bought this variant ironically, didn't know that was the artist's actual style
he should lean into the uncanny valley aspect


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>>136942524
I thought that was what it was! A shitty AI piece.

[Assistant]
>>136942433
>>136942453
>>136942524
>>136942701
>>136943314
>>136944287
i bought this variant ironically, didn't know that was the artist's actual style
he should lean into the uncanny valley aspect


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>>136942701
Oh good, it wasn't just me then. Which speaking of, comic artists aren't cheating are they?

[Assistant]
>>136942433
>>136942453
>>136942524
>>136942701
>>136943314
>>136944287
i bought this variant ironically, didn't know that was the artist's actual style
he should lean into the uncanny valley aspect


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>>136942701
Ditto, that face looks awful.

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>>136942433
>>136942453
>>136942524
>>136942701
>>136943314
>>136944287
i bought this variant ironically, didn't know that was the artist's actual style
he should lean into the uncanny valley aspect


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>>136942433
>>136942453
>>136942524
>>136942701
>>136943314
>>136944287
i bought this variant ironically, didn't know that was the artist's actual style
he should lean into the uncanny valley aspect

[Assistant]
>>136946044
Conceptually I like the piece but the face really kills it. That and it looks flat


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[Assistant]
>kids' version of the morrison stories
When they will learn.


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Elasti-Woman sexo
Crazy Jane sexo
Beast girl sexo


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[Assistant]
>Two issues in
>Cliff is the best character like always
It's easy to forget how based he is.
Beside that the comic is okay, I do want to see it go on and have a good ending unlike Giffen's DP


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[User] Thoughts on the new Doom Patrol?

[Assistant] It's okay, beast girl ended up being a good new character with good chemistry with the others.


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[User] Thoughts on the new Doom Patrol?

[Assistant] I haven't read any previous issues of Doom Patrol and I knew next to nothing about the team, but I've liked this series so far. Glad I picked it up. I loved the little jab at Krakoa era X-Men in the last issue.


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[Assistant] I would kill to see the doom patrol be weird and not do X-men kind of shit. Still heroes, but they fight the wacky, incomprehensible, etc, and normal villains here and there


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[User] Did Finn grow up a virgin alone because Pendleton Ward is woke?

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>>136925061 (OP)
Pen stopped being in charge halfway through Season 5 to focus on the movie that ended up getting canned


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>>136925061 (OP)
I fucking hate this Mumford and Son's listening, plaid-shirt-wearing, trucker fucking, soi drinking, cuck chairing, beta beard-wearing dipshit so goddamn much. Finncels bitch and moan this dumb fuck died a virgin and got snubbed by a bunch of duo of dirty dykes and say he deserved more, but I say this little cum-guzzling faglord DESERVED less. Should have wrenched his entire goddamn shoulder off when he was pissing and crying about his daddy and died then and there in a puddle of his own blood, tears, and urine like the whiny little self-insert baiting faggot he is.


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>>136925061 (OP)
Finn fucked LSP in season 6


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>>136925061 (OP)
Finn fucked LSP in season 6

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>>136925711
Correction: LSP date-raped Finn.


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>>136925711
Correction: LSP date-raped Finn.

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>>136925759
Doesn't matter. Finn didn't die a virgin.


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>>136925061 (OP)
I fucking hate this Mumford and Son's listening, plaid-shirt-wearing, trucker fucking, soi drinking, cuck chairing, beta beard-wearing dipshit so goddamn much. Finncels bitch and moan this dumb fuck died a virgin and got snubbed by a bunch of duo of dirty dykes and say he deserved more, but I say this little cum-guzzling faglord DESERVED less. Should have wrenched his entire goddamn shoulder off when he was pissing and crying about his daddy and died then and there in a puddle of his own blood, tears, and urine like the whiny little self-insert baiting faggot he is.

[Assistant]
>>136925582
t. Seething mutt who hated that Finn is an blue eyed blonde ubermensch


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[User] Did Finn grow up a virgin alone because Pendleton Ward is woke?

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>>136925061 (OP)
No Adam muto hated Finn because he's a self hating woke man


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>>136925061 (OP)
Why do people keep forgetting that Finn and LSP hooked up.

>>136925759
Wrong. Finn was completely sober. He just regretted the aftermath.


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>>136925711
Correction: LSP date-raped Finn.

[Assistant]
>>136925061 (OP)
Why do people keep forgetting that Finn and LSP hooked up.

>>136925759
Wrong. Finn was completely sober. He just regretted the aftermath.


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[User] Did Finn grow up a virgin alone because Pendleton Ward is woke?

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>>136925061 (OP)
Pendleton Ward wanted Fubblegum


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>>136925061 (OP)
I fucking hate this Mumford and Son's listening, plaid-shirt-wearing, trucker fucking, soi drinking, cuck chairing, beta beard-wearing dipshit so goddamn much. Finncels bitch and moan this dumb fuck died a virgin and got snubbed by a bunch of duo of dirty dykes and say he deserved more, but I say this little cum-guzzling faglord DESERVED less. Should have wrenched his entire goddamn shoulder off when he was pissing and crying about his daddy and died then and there in a puddle of his own blood, tears, and urine like the whiny little self-insert baiting faggot he is.

[Assistant]
>>136925582
extreme projection, going to need something bigger than IMAX


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>>136925582
t. Seething mutt who hated that Finn is an blue eyed blonde ubermensch

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>>136925788
Go outside Rajesh. Or maybe post another dipper thread you self inserting faggot.


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>>136925061 (OP)
>>136925125
jesus christ you guys have a lot of invalid cultural grievance. The writers didn't hate him, and they certainly didn't hate him for being a white male. Nobody hates white males except for a fringe of tumblr types that have no power or influence over anything, and you're focused on a strawman of an enemy because it's easier to do that deal with the real source of your ennui and grievances, which is corporatocracy. Your life has gotten harder, and instead of looking at the real problems you decided that the answer is that people hate white men


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I think Pendleton ward stopped working on the series at some point.
but yeah, it's obvious that the new writers hated him for woke reasons and hated the fact that he, a straight white male, was the main character and tried constantly to replace him.

[Assistant]
>>136925061 (OP)
>>136925125
jesus christ you guys have a lot of invalid cultural grievance. The writers didn't hate him, and they certainly didn't hate him for being a white male. Nobody hates white males except for a fringe of tumblr types that have no power or influence over anything, and you're focused on a strawman of an enemy because it's easier to do that deal with the real source of your ennui and grievances, which is corporatocracy. Your life has gotten harder, and instead of looking at the real problems you decided that the answer is that people hate white men


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>>136925061 (OP)
Adventure Time's art style pisses me off.
Pretentious hipster shit.


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>>136925061 (OP)
Adventure Time's art style pisses me off.
Pretentious hipster shit.

[Assistant]
>>136927032
but isn't it the most hipster thing of all to hate something because it is popular?


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>>136925061 (OP)
Pen stopped being in charge halfway through Season 5 to focus on the movie that ended up getting canned

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>>136925100
>>136925125
Worse than that, he actually stepped down and handed the whole show off to the psycho tumblr girls who wanted Finn to suffer for getting in the way of their Bubblegum and Marceline shipping.


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I think Pendleton ward stopped working on the series at some point.
but yeah, it's obvious that the new writers hated him for woke reasons and hated the fact that he, a straight white male, was the main character and tried constantly to replace him.

[Assistant]
>>136925100
>>136925125
Worse than that, he actually stepped down and handed the whole show off to the psycho tumblr girls who wanted Finn to suffer for getting in the way of their Bubblegum and Marceline shipping.


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>>136925100
>>136925125
Worse than that, he actually stepped down and handed the whole show off to the psycho tumblr girls who wanted Finn to suffer for getting in the way of their Bubblegum and Marceline shipping.

[Assistant]
>>136927080
you can keep imagining all the angry ghosts you want, but nobody is attacking you. Literally nobody whose opinion or influence matters 'hates white men'.


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>>136925788
Go outside Rajesh. Or maybe post another dipper thread you self inserting faggot.

[Assistant]
>>136926900
Projection and cope.


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>>136927080
you can keep imagining all the angry ghosts you want, but nobody is attacking you. Literally nobody whose opinion or influence matters 'hates white men'.

[Assistant]
>>136927104
Faggot there was literally a crew member who tweeted that she thought Finn deserved to suffer.


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>>136927104
Faggot there was literally a crew member who tweeted that she thought Finn deserved to suffer.

[Assistant]
>>136927255
And yet when you go look for the episodes *he* wrote you will find out none of whatever he said translated into them.


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>>136927104
Faggot there was literally a crew member who tweeted that she thought Finn deserved to suffer.

[Assistant]
>>136927255
i literally cannot find a single reference to what you're talking about. I think you might be conjuring more angry ghosts to imaginarily persecute you.


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>>136927032
but isn't it the most hipster thing of all to hate something because it is popular?

[Assistant]
>>136927061
Is Adventure Time popular?


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>>136925061 (OP)
Pendleton Ward had nothing to do with the show after roughly season 3


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>>136925061 (OP)
Pendleton Ward had nothing to do with the show after roughly season 3

[Assistant]
>>136927343
*halfway through season 5


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>>136925061 (OP)
Why do people keep forgetting that Finn and LSP hooked up.

>>136925759
Wrong. Finn was completely sober. He just regretted the aftermath.

[Assistant]
>>136926358
She left him for Lemongrab.


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I think Pendleton ward stopped working on the series at some point.
but yeah, it's obvious that the new writers hated him for woke reasons and hated the fact that he, a straight white male, was the main character and tried constantly to replace him.


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[Assistant] ITT:


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There's zero reason for him to "Win" in a fight against the justice league OR superman except everybody fighting him retardedly.

he has one of the most brittle powersets in existence (He's basically just strong and tough), with no intelligence to plan or methods of travel.
So long as you don't just go running into a straight fistfight with him where you also decide to fight him one on one to be fair, there's zero reason for high powered characters to lose to him.

There's a reason why "Just make him go away" has essentially ended up codified as the normal justice league plan for dealing with him.

[Assistant]
>>136925880 (OP)
.....Are you fucking retarded or what? Doomsday is meant to be an unstoppable force, basically Godzilla in which he's a walking natural disaster. The go to plan is either shooting him into space or dimension, which is easier said than done. He's not a good character but criticizing Doomsday power is the dumbest thing ever


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>>136925880 (OP)
.....Are you fucking retarded or what? Doomsday is meant to be an unstoppable force, basically Godzilla in which he's a walking natural disaster. The go to plan is either shooting him into space or dimension, which is easier said than done. He's not a good character but criticizing Doomsday power is the dumbest thing ever

[Assistant]
>>136925924
>No flight
Flying characters with any ranged attacks can literally just sit up in the sky and he can do fuck all.
>Unintelligent
Meaning you can lead him by the nose if need be since he has no intelligence and will just follow whoever is taking potshots at him. No major plan, just a natural disaster.

>No method of travel
Green lantern: Throw him upward with a construct into space.
Flash: If writers don't forget about a flash's powers, should literally be untouchable.
Superman: Take him into space, as is his go to plan in every single encounter since then.

There's a reason he's been unable to used in a nonretarded way since his first appearance.


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>>136925924
>No flight
Flying characters with any ranged attacks can literally just sit up in the sky and he can do fuck all.
>Unintelligent
Meaning you can lead him by the nose if need be since he has no intelligence and will just follow whoever is taking potshots at him. No major plan, just a natural disaster.

>No method of travel
Green lantern: Throw him upward with a construct into space.
Flash: If writers don't forget about a flash's powers, should literally be untouchable.
Superman: Take him into space, as is his go to plan in every single encounter since then.

There's a reason he's been unable to used in a nonretarded way since his first appearance.

[Assistant]
>>136926004
>Flying characters with any ranged attacks
Writers will have them fly low and get grabbed when Doomsday jumps.
>GL construct into space
Writers will have Doomsday break it and somehow fall down to the ground before GL can make a new one.
>Flash
Writers will pull a Deathstroke or Catowman and have Flash get grabbed or hit anyway.
> Superman
The only one writers will allow to succeed because Doomsday is Superman's rogue. But only through a boxing match.
Power creep is the single biggest problem in extremely serialised action-based storytelling.


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>>136925924
>No flight
Flying characters with any ranged attacks can literally just sit up in the sky and he can do fuck all.
>Unintelligent
Meaning you can lead him by the nose if need be since he has no intelligence and will just follow whoever is taking potshots at him. No major plan, just a natural disaster.

>No method of travel
Green lantern: Throw him upward with a construct into space.
Flash: If writers don't forget about a flash's powers, should literally be untouchable.
Superman: Take him into space, as is his go to plan in every single encounter since then.

There's a reason he's been unable to used in a nonretarded way since his first appearance.

[Assistant]
>>136926004
You forgot they still have to save people zach. Only green lantern would save poeple based on your inatructions


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There's zero reason for him to "Win" in a fight against the justice league OR superman except everybody fighting him retardedly.

he has one of the most brittle powersets in existence (He's basically just strong and tough), with no intelligence to plan or methods of travel.
So long as you don't just go running into a straight fistfight with him where you also decide to fight him one on one to be fair, there's zero reason for high powered characters to lose to him.

There's a reason why "Just make him go away" has essentially ended up codified as the normal justice league plan for dealing with him.

[Assistant]
>>136925880 (OP)

You forgot superspeed, I know they don't really do a good job of showing it, but he's suppose to be almost as fast as Superman. So if you remove the Flash and Superman, the Justice League would be dead before they knew what was going on.


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There's zero reason for him to "Win" in a fight against the justice league OR superman except everybody fighting him retardedly.

he has one of the most brittle powersets in existence (He's basically just strong and tough), with no intelligence to plan or methods of travel.
So long as you don't just go running into a straight fistfight with him where you also decide to fight him one on one to be fair, there's zero reason for high powered characters to lose to him.

There's a reason why "Just make him go away" has essentially ended up codified as the normal justice league plan for dealing with him.

[Assistant]
>>136925880 (OP)
I just wish they'd stop giving him Bizzaro origins in the adaptations. I like his backstory as an alien super weapon that kept getting killed and reborn and learning from its defeats.


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>>136926004
>Flying characters with any ranged attacks
Writers will have them fly low and get grabbed when Doomsday jumps.
>GL construct into space
Writers will have Doomsday break it and somehow fall down to the ground before GL can make a new one.
>Flash
Writers will pull a Deathstroke or Catowman and have Flash get grabbed or hit anyway.
> Superman
The only one writers will allow to succeed because Doomsday is Superman's rogue. But only through a boxing match.
Power creep is the single biggest problem in extremely serialised action-based storytelling.

[Assistant]
>>136926202
You’ve proven his point. Doomsday’s limited powerset neccesitates they weite all the characters stupidly to make Doomsday a threat
>>136926440
Not really. He’s just one of those enemies Superman casually forgets he has superspeed when fighting, Flash didn’t fight him but the JLI did and all of them were as fast or faster than Doomsday was.
When Doomsday came back during President Luthor Supes actually remembers he has superspeed and Doomsday can’t even touch him because Clark is casually walking circles around him.


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>>136925880 (OP)

You forgot superspeed, I know they don't really do a good job of showing it, but he's suppose to be almost as fast as Superman. So if you remove the Flash and Superman, the Justice League would be dead before they knew what was going on.

[Assistant]
>>136926202
You’ve proven his point. Doomsday’s limited powerset neccesitates they weite all the characters stupidly to make Doomsday a threat
>>136926440
Not really. He’s just one of those enemies Superman casually forgets he has superspeed when fighting, Flash didn’t fight him but the JLI did and all of them were as fast or faster than Doomsday was.
When Doomsday came back during President Luthor Supes actually remembers he has superspeed and Doomsday can’t even touch him because Clark is casually walking circles around him.


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[User] Should I do volume 2 tomorrow?

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>>136925724
All this is neat. Do you think you've got enough room for it?


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[User] Should I do volume 2 tomorrow?

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>>136925724
yes please


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[User] Part 1: Rise of the Toa Nuva

[Assistant] Should I do volume 2 tomorrow?


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[User] Part 1: Rise of the Toa Nuva

[Assistant] bump


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>the joke is it's my fetish!!!
the absolute bottom of the barrel """"comics""""

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>>136925943
It's a story about a pure romance and overcoming differences, you can't just reduce something like that to a "fetish".


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So
Dragon thread?

[Assistant]
>>136925904
I want a dragon wife.


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>>136925943
It's a story about a pure romance and overcoming differences, you can't just reduce something like that to a "fetish".

[Assistant]
>>136926002
yeah don't listen to that clown OP, this comic is really cute and cool and there should be more


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>the joke is it's my fetish!!!
the absolute bottom of the barrel """"comics""""

[Assistant]
>>136925943
I mean, isn't the joke basically that the knight gets gently pestered into marrying a dragon?


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>the joke is it's my fetish!!!
the absolute bottom of the barrel """"comics""""

[Assistant]
>>136925943
The best jokes aren’t just comedy.


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>>136925943
I mean, isn't the joke basically that the knight gets gently pestered into marrying a dragon?

[Assistant]
>>136926114
It relies on the subversion of the knight marrying the princess to tell the joke rather than the act of being gently pestered into marriage, also the imagery of the knight marrying to the princess as a happy ending

If we want to be anal about dragons this is a subversion of expectations for the sake of comedy


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>>136925943
I mean, isn't the joke basically that the knight gets gently pestered into marrying a dragon?

[Assistant]
>>136926114
It's not a joke, it's a funny premise. it's entertaining in its absurdity, don't take it too seriously


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>>136925904
I want a dragon wife.

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>>136926012
I think it's pretty fair to say that dragon wives deserve human husbands and vice versa


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[User] Strange plans cartoon plans

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>>136923658 (OP)
I just want some wholesome dragon fucking. These "knights" are too chivalrous to do the deed or even enjoy it.


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I was going to bring this up with /tg/ but any mention of dragons no matter what it is brings a flood of “kill all dragons” comments so I’ll ask here.

I wanted to make a new dnd character who’s adoptive mother is a dragon, she was in a relationship with the character’s father who died, leaving him behind. So she raised him as best she could so he could function among humanoids.

I want to keep that part of the character a secret between me and the DM so maybe the reveal could be a plot point or story beat.

Does that sound too Mary-Sue? I don’t want it to be a “OH LOOK HOW COOL I AM MY MOM IS A DRAGON” kind of thing. I just want it to be a guy who’s mom happens to be a dragon who might be a bit odd due that upbringing. If that sounds fine which color should I use? I was thinking silver due to their propensity to like to be around and bond with humanoid species.

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>>136928115
I mean it sounds alright, maybe you should specify the dragon is in the "young" category, which can put it anywhere between 6 and 100 years old. This could put it at an age where it still isn't weird for it to be in a relationship with an adult human but also not old enough to be super powerful that it seems like you are just trying to tie your character to a super powerful monster, like an adult or ancient dragon.
Silver seems good, did your character end up having to grow up in the dragon's lair or did the dragon find some way to live among other humans? Usually silver dragons live in tall mountains to my understanding.


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>>136928115
I mean it sounds alright, maybe you should specify the dragon is in the "young" category, which can put it anywhere between 6 and 100 years old. This could put it at an age where it still isn't weird for it to be in a relationship with an adult human but also not old enough to be super powerful that it seems like you are just trying to tie your character to a super powerful monster, like an adult or ancient dragon.
Silver seems good, did your character end up having to grow up in the dragon's lair or did the dragon find some way to live among other humans? Usually silver dragons live in tall mountains to my understanding.

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>>136928194
>could be 6 years old
>not Weird to be in a relationship with an adult human


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>>136928194
>could be 6 years old
>not Weird to be in a relationship with an adult human

[Assistant]
>>136928247
anywhere between 6-100 years old. Meaning it could even be the same age as an adult human man. Hell, they could have even grown up together.


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>>136928115
I mean it sounds alright, maybe you should specify the dragon is in the "young" category, which can put it anywhere between 6 and 100 years old. This could put it at an age where it still isn't weird for it to be in a relationship with an adult human but also not old enough to be super powerful that it seems like you are just trying to tie your character to a super powerful monster, like an adult or ancient dragon.
Silver seems good, did your character end up having to grow up in the dragon's lair or did the dragon find some way to live among other humans? Usually silver dragons live in tall mountains to my understanding.

[Assistant]
>>136928194
Thanks for the age advice, that helps a lot. I was thinking about the character being taken in by her as an infant, not old enough to remember his father, and raised within a mountain lair. Character quirks due to upbringing make more sense if he didn’t really socialize with other humans while growing up.


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>not posting the whole thing
shame


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OP post is the second picture
This is the third


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[Assistant]
So
Dragon thread?


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>the joke is it's my fetish!!!
the absolute bottom of the barrel """"comics""""


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[Assistant] Post the knight who is getting too chivalrous for this shit.


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I prefer the Video game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiO-CvdlVl0 [Embed]


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[Assistant] >Squashes Mario


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I was going to bring this up with /tg/ but any mention of dragons no matter what it is brings a flood of “kill all dragons” comments so I’ll ask here.

I wanted to make a new dnd character who’s adoptive mother is a dragon, she was in a relationship with the character’s father who died, leaving him behind. So she raised him as best she could so he could function among humanoids.

I want to keep that part of the character a secret between me and the DM so maybe the reveal could be a plot point or story beat.

Does that sound too Mary-Sue? I don’t want it to be a “OH LOOK HOW COOL I AM MY MOM IS A DRAGON” kind of thing. I just want it to be a guy who’s mom happens to be a dragon who might be a bit odd due that upbringing. If that sounds fine which color should I use? I was thinking silver due to their propensity to like to be around and bond with humanoid species.