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>>136923547
the second movie was fun

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>>136923567
That was when hillenburg was still alive, tho


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>>136923024 (OP)
Is this supposed to be the next theatrical one? There's at least a few dozen SpongeBob projects in the works right now.


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>>136923024 (OP)
Why do they keep doing it in 3D?


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>>136923567
That was when hillenburg was still alive, tho

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>>136923610
Man he really was the dam holding back the SpongeBob shovelware enterprise. Literally nothing will top the first movie at the tail end of SB’s golden era


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>>136923024 (OP)
Only the first movie is good


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>>136923024 (OP)
funny how people are freaking out about this on social media but when it leaked weeks ago here there were literally crickets
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/136451424/


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>>136923024 (OP)
Only the first movie is good

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>>136924723
Sponge Out Of Water was good for the first 2/3 of the movie before they dropped everything and left the water for capeshit shenanigans


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>>136925557
>uhh uhh you look like dis cause i dont agree with you
You are only proving my point that you are either a child or mentally retarded

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>>136925648
>You are only proving my point that you are either a child or mentally retarded


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>>136923024 (OP)
>biggest Spongebob film yet
>biggest
This is the mentality that ruins animated series-to-films.


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>flying dutchman as main villain
Surprising it took this long

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>>136923965
It's been done


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>>136923024 (OP)
Why do they keep doing it in 3D?

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>>136923687
2d animation still doesn't do well that is why when the spongebob movie sponge out of water was going to release they marketed heavily on the 3d superhero segments despite it lasted about 10 minutes at most
Hence why the new spongebob films are 3d animated


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>>136923024 (OP)
>redditbob
Go back.


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>>136923024 (OP)
Why do they keep doing it in 3D?

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>>136923687
female president of paramount or something said 2d animation is hard back when the third movie was being promoted


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I personally don't have much faith in anything that isn't the main show. the 3rd movie is garbage, both spin-offs are mediocre at best. The main show is still good but I'd rather that ends sooner than later.

The 3rd movie reeked of executive hands meddling with it and I'd imagine it'll be the same for future movies. I also wish they'd keep it to 2D but that's probably never happening again.


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>flying dutchman as main villain
Surprising it took this long


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>>136923159 (OP)
Not Bailey. Then Not my Spider-Boy


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>>136923159 (OP)
I wish those two wikias about an Amalgam Cinematic Universe were still going. I'd watch Dark Claw because a mashup of Logan and The Batman would've been pure capekino


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>>136923159 (OP)
Needs a huge bulge


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>>136923159 (OP)
It would probably be Miles Morales and Jon Kent


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>>136923159 (OP)
Trans


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>>136924726
>Young Carol Danvers is orphaned following the deaths of her astro-archaeologist parents. One night, a mysterious stranger - later revealed to be the spirit of Carol's father - convinces Carol to follow him deep into the subway tunnels. There, Carol finds a marvelous train decorated in hieroglyphics and alien runes. Carol and the stranger ride the train deep into the bowels of the earth and arrive in a cavern that holds statues epitomizing the Seven Deadly Enemies of the Kree, including the Skrulls, Shi'Ar, Brood, Badoon, Cotati, Xandar, and Krypton. Within the cavern, Carol meets the ancient artificial intelligence S.H.A.Z.A.M., a guardian of the ancient Kree for eons. There, the ancient wetware computer reveals that he has selected Carol to be his champion to fight for good. S.H.A.Z.A.M. orders Carol to speak its name. She does, and is immediately struck by a magitech lightning bolt, turning her into Captain Marvel, Earth's Mightiest Hero!

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>>136927597
Once she was a teen/adult, that would add an interesting wrinkle to her love life. Could the beautiful lady reporter/cop/whatever who's thirsty for hunky Captain Marvel love Carol, if the truth came out?


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>>136927597
Once she was a teen/adult, that would add an interesting wrinkle to her love life. Could the beautiful lady reporter/cop/whatever who's thirsty for hunky Captain Marvel love Carol, if the truth came out?

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>>136927985
She'd end up looking exclusively for bisexuals.


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I'm still mad this idea was wasted on a two issue dream sequence

I would however change two of them, make a Donna/Arthur mash up and a Cyborg/Diana mashup instead


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>>136922932 (OP)
honestly pretty neato


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>>136922932 (OP)

Everyone looks gay in Steven universe


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>>136922932 (OP)
Hey that's the dude who killed Ralph's chicken


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>>136922932 (OP)
More like Black with another.


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>>136922932 (OP)
SU one looks the most "dead behind the eyes". The other's actually look neat and could actually fit in their respective shows.
I'm just glad they didn't do that thing where the PPG "artstyle" is just the character looking like a Powerpuff Girl despite in-universe they are the only ones that look like that and even joke how weird they are compared to the rest of the setting.


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>>136922932 (OP)
The Foster’s one looks nothing like a Foster’s character! Even the others are usually traces of that show’s characters, this one seems like the artist had never even heard of the show until after the post went live.


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>>136922932 (OP)
>Pet who got legs and then was adopted as a son is somehow black
I never got this, I know the crew of this show said his human version was black and Cartoon Network used Darwin on their Black Lives Matter and Black History Month posters...but man does it feel idiotic


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>>136922932 (OP)

Time for Harry Gold to come in a fix this mess.
https://youtu.be/nqAgnc9SWsQ [Embed]


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[User] Darwin is better black representation than actual black characters. He is better than Gus, Bow, Craig, Frida, and whatever other modern cartoon black you can think of because he is allowed to have soul.

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>>136923168
Uh Gus wasn’t black.


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107


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>>136922932 (OP)
>Pet who got legs and then was adopted as a son is somehow black
I never got this, I know the crew of this show said his human version was black and Cartoon Network used Darwin on their Black Lives Matter and Black History Month posters...but man does it feel idiotic

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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107


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[User] SU just looks like COTC

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the only believable ones here are from the more modern toons since they're all so similar in style to each other
>>136922993
They're essentially the same exact style


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>>136922932 (OP)
>Pet who got legs and then was adopted as a son is somehow black
I never got this, I know the crew of this show said his human version was black and Cartoon Network used Darwin on their Black Lives Matter and Black History Month posters...but man does it feel idiotic

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>>136923107
It's cause his VA is black. It's not that complicated.


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923510


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>>136922932 (OP)
>Pet who got legs and then was adopted as a son is somehow black
I never got this, I know the crew of this show said his human version was black and Cartoon Network used Darwin on their Black Lives Matter and Black History Month posters...but man does it feel idiotic

[Assistant]
>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923510


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107

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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923510


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>>136922932 (OP)
Not as bad as the other CN art style ones, but the chowder, fosters, and regular show ones look off


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923552


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>>136922932 (OP)
>Pet who got legs and then was adopted as a son is somehow black
I never got this, I know the crew of this show said his human version was black and Cartoon Network used Darwin on their Black Lives Matter and Black History Month posters...but man does it feel idiotic

[Assistant]
>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923552


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923510

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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923552


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>>136923107
It's cause his VA is black. It's not that complicated.

[Assistant]
>>136923530
Does that mean Hunter from the Owlhouse gets an N word pass?


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923510

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>>136923552
>>136923510
Beastboy and Jake are black?


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107

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>>136923552
>>136923510
Beastboy and Jake are black?


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923510

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>>136923552
Black Beast Boy???


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>>136922932 (OP)
Everyone collectively agreed the character who was bought is black


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>>136923552
>>136923510
Beastboy and Jake are black?

[Assistant]
>>136923586
>>136923593


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>>136923552
Black Beast Boy???

[Assistant]
>>136923586
>>136923593


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>>136922932 (OP)
Everyone collectively agreed the character who was bought is black

[Assistant]
>>136923616
Yes, Hoe. Problem?


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107

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>>136923510
>>136923552
>>136923573
Kino


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923510

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>>136923510
>>136923552
>>136923573
Kino


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923552

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>>136923510
>>136923552
>>136923573
Kino


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>>136923168
Uh Gus wasn’t black.

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>>136923481
He was a black man trapped in a anthro dinosaur's body


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>>136922932 (OP)
Why is she black


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>>136923552
>>136923510
Beastboy and Jake are black?

[Assistant]
>>136923586
Back when he was Garfield Logan, his skin was white, so no. The one who runs those CN accounts did a mistake.


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>>136923168
Uh Gus wasn’t black.

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>>136923481
>>136923733
Maybe it's TOH's Gus?


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>>136923481
He was a black man trapped in a anthro dinosaur's body

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>>136923481
>>136923733
Maybe it's TOH's Gus?


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>>136922932 (OP)
>the EEnE one
>"please knock"
What did they mean by this?


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>>136923552
>>136923510
Beastboy and Jake are black?

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>>136923586
>>136923593
>>136923753
I think from the way the image is composed, only Numbuh 5, Craig, and Darwin are supposed to be black since they're learning about it, and Stacks and Beast Boy are implied to be helping them learn/teaching them? Stacks is outright not black at all no ambiguity whatsoever.


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>>136923552
Black Beast Boy???

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>>136923586
>>136923593
>>136923753
I think from the way the image is composed, only Numbuh 5, Craig, and Darwin are supposed to be black since they're learning about it, and Stacks and Beast Boy are implied to be helping them learn/teaching them? Stacks is outright not black at all no ambiguity whatsoever.


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>>136923586
Back when he was Garfield Logan, his skin was white, so no. The one who runs those CN accounts did a mistake.

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>>136923586
>>136923593
>>136923753
I think from the way the image is composed, only Numbuh 5, Craig, and Darwin are supposed to be black since they're learning about it, and Stacks and Beast Boy are implied to be helping them learn/teaching them? Stacks is outright not black at all no ambiguity whatsoever.


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[User] It's better than this at least

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>>136923836
This one is not even trying.


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>>136923168
Uh Gus wasn’t black.

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>>136923481
Checks out.


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>>136922932 (OP)
the only one i would say would need to be changed a bit would be regular show, they didnt really do big ball characters like that, i would sooner see them doing a straight up fishw ith legs.


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>>136923481
>>136923733
Maybe it's TOH's Gus?

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>>136923790
We’re talking about real characters but illusions of character's. I mean seriously take out Gus and you lose nothing.


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>>136923790
We’re talking about real characters but illusions of character's. I mean seriously take out Gus and you lose nothing.

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>>136923973
He's nowhere to be found in the original concept art and pitches for the show and rumor is he was mandated by Disney so that's to be expected


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[User] It's better than this at least

[Assistant] >>136923836


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>>136923552
>>136923510
Beastboy and Jake are black?

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>>136923586
>>136923593
He's African American


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>>136923552
Black Beast Boy???

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>>136923586
>>136923593
He's African American


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>>136923586
>>136923593
He's African American

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>>136924122
Kek, technically correct


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923510

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>>136923552
For fuck sake, Beast Boy wasn't originally black. Are they really that desperate to deny the fact that Teen Titans is nothing more than a retroactive kids next door repoff? I am sick of the mainstream media abolishing the legacy of beloved characters and replacing them with entitled black people that demand to be in the main cast of all franchises forever and think being black counts as having a personality. And since CN is so desperate to deny the fact Raven is a Numbah 5 ripoff, my guess Robin is the next to get blacked.


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>>136923481
Checks out.

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>>136923969
Based


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>>136924114
Reminds me of ToonTown for some reason


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>>136922932 (OP)
Still, anything from Clarence is in the dark.


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the only believable ones here are from the more modern toons since they're all so similar in style to each other
>>136922993
They're essentially the same exact style

[Assistant] >>136923517


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>>136923973
He's nowhere to be found in the original concept art and pitches for the show and rumor is he was mandated by Disney so that's to be expected

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>>136924001
Really but he’s such a big character in recess? Arguable he could be considered the secondary main character.


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>>136923552
>>136923510
Beastboy and Jake are black?

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>>136923586
well he can turn into a monkey at any time so yeah


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>>136922932 (OP)
>Pet who got legs and then was adopted as a son is somehow black
I never got this, I know the crew of this show said his human version was black and Cartoon Network used Darwin on their Black Lives Matter and Black History Month posters...but man does it feel idiotic

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>>136923107
Are you esl? He sounds black when he talks


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923552

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>>136923573
Wait, Kwanza still exists?


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923510

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>>136923552
Why is beast boy there?


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923107
>>136923510

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>>136923552
Why do they use beast boy when cyborg exists? Wouldn't cyborg fit there much better?


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>>136923836
https://youtu.be/nqAgnc9SWsQ [Embed]


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>>136922932 (OP)

Time for Harry Gold to come in a fix this mess.
https://youtu.be/nqAgnc9SWsQ [Embed]

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>>136923125
>>136926013
You didn't need to shill the same shitty video twice


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>>136923836
https://youtu.be/nqAgnc9SWsQ [Embed]

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>>136923125
>>136926013
You didn't need to shill the same shitty video twice


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>>136923552
>>136923510
Beastboy and Jake are black?

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>>136923586
I always got the sense that Beast Boy was half-black and half-Mexican, like that Spider-Man.


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>>136922932 (OP)
cute. Darwin is cute in every universe.


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>>136923530
Does that mean Hunter from the Owlhouse gets an N word pass?

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>>136923580
yes, but only for the soft a. But he can upgrade to N-Pass+, if he pays woolie madden


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>>136922932 (OP)
Why wouldn't he just be a fish in all the shows
An obviously black fish, yes, but still a fish nonetheless


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923836


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>>136922932 (OP)
>>136923836


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>>136922932 (OP)
foster's and regular show don't fit but the others are fine


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>>136923593
>>136923753
I think from the way the image is composed, only Numbuh 5, Craig, and Darwin are supposed to be black since they're learning about it, and Stacks and Beast Boy are implied to be helping them learn/teaching them? Stacks is outright not black at all no ambiguity whatsoever.

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>>136923822
yeah, wtf, stacks isn't black. Why add her in there


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>>136923107
It's cause his VA is black. It's not that complicated.

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>>136923530
such a fucking stupid reason


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>>136922932 (OP)
Why wouldn't he just be a fish in all the shows
An obviously black fish, yes, but still a fish nonetheless

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>>136927393
Because those 4 shows don’t have anthropomorphic animals, just humans.


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>>136927393
Because those 4 shows don’t have anthropomorphic animals, just humans.

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>>136927711
so then draw fish in their styles. He should still be a fish


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>>136927711
so then draw fish in their styles. He should still be a fish

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>>136927789
If someone drew a version of Gumball in the universe of Dexter's Lab, would they make him a regular pet cat, or make him a human?


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>>136927789
If someone drew a version of Gumball in the universe of Dexter's Lab, would they make him a regular pet cat, or make him a human?

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>>136927826
cat


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>>136923107
>>136923510

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>>136923552
>The 6 year old that sees this image and looks up Emmett Till on Google images


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>>136922932 (OP)
Should've titled it "Black with another". See what I did there?


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[Assistant] SU just looks like COTC


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[Assistant] Darwin is better black representation than actual black characters. He is better than Gus, Bow, Craig, Frida, and whatever other modern cartoon black you can think of because he is allowed to have soul.


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[Assistant] Is it the same guy doing all these half assed style swaps?


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[Assistant] It's better than this at least


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[Assistant] The Ed Edd n Eddy one really hurts me for some reason


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>>136922497 (OP)
Iron Boy was really beefing with a 70 year old man and losing LMFAOOOO!!!


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>>136922497 (OP)
Iron Boy was really beefing with a 70 year old man and losing LMFAOOOO!!!

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>>136922545
world's greatest detective didn't know basic high school spanish


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>>136922497 (OP)
Batman's whole gimick is fear but when push comes to shove he's just a really edgy boy scout that isn't afraid to get rough. He'll always try to scare you but unless its some Elseworld shit seemingly nothing can bring him to cross that line (sometimes going as far into just totally dumb/loony narratives with how determined he is with not killing).

Spiderman in comparison is always constantly on a razors edge of quitting being a superhero or going full Punisher.


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>>136922497 (OP)
Pete's scarier, since he's evil. He'll sell your soul to Satan in a heartbeat, just ask his daughter.

Bruce is a hero so he can never be as scary


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>>136922497 (OP)
Batman's whole gimick is fear but when push comes to shove he's just a really edgy boy scout that isn't afraid to get rough. He'll always try to scare you but unless its some Elseworld shit seemingly nothing can bring him to cross that line (sometimes going as far into just totally dumb/loony narratives with how determined he is with not killing).

Spiderman in comparison is always constantly on a razors edge of quitting being a superhero or going full Punisher.

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>>136922798
>Spiderman in comparison is always constantly on a razors edge of quitting being a superhero or going full Punisher.
When retarded edgy writers get their hands on him. In a well written Spider-Man story that stays true to the character, he is not so quick to turn his back on responsibility. Notice I said, retarded edgy writers and not just everyone that writes an edgy story with Spidey in it. See; Marvel Zombies


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>>136922497 (OP)
You're way scarier than them, anon.


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>>136922545
world's greatest detective didn't know basic high school spanish

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>>136922577
"""El""" rata alada.
Batman
> Hmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Well penguins are kiiiiiiiiiiiiind of like rats if you ignore entirely what a penguin looks like, so it's gotta be him, right?

Black Gordon (Borbon?)
> That can't be right.

Batman
> Okay, let me try my detective skills.
> *Types down "elrataalada.com" on his laptop.*
> *It actually works.*

Don't know what's sadder. That someone approved that scene, or that you retards loved it.


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>>136922497 (OP)
>nuBabs avatar
Opinion discarded


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>>136922497 (OP)
Peter.
Simply due to his supernatural strength. He can seriously fuck you up if he cuts loose.
Bruce no matter what is just a human with human level strength.
Not like he could rip your limbs off if he got super pissed.


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>>136922497 (OP)
Why are Twitter threads allowed on /co/?


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>>136922545
world's greatest detective didn't know basic high school spanish

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>>136922577
>>136924881
>not understanding it was Batman and Gordon trying to desperately figure out what the fuck Riddler meant by any of that while also being a nod to Adam West Batman's very out there deducing of Riddler's riddles in the show
/co/ really has become Fake Fan Central


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>>136922577
"""El""" rata alada.
Batman
> Hmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Well penguins are kiiiiiiiiiiiiind of like rats if you ignore entirely what a penguin looks like, so it's gotta be him, right?

Black Gordon (Borbon?)
> That can't be right.

Batman
> Okay, let me try my detective skills.
> *Types down "elrataalada.com" on his laptop.*
> *It actually works.*

Don't know what's sadder. That someone approved that scene, or that you retards loved it.

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>>136922577
>>136924881
>not understanding it was Batman and Gordon trying to desperately figure out what the fuck Riddler meant by any of that while also being a nod to Adam West Batman's very out there deducing of Riddler's riddles in the show
/co/ really has become Fake Fan Central


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>>136922497 (OP)
Spider-Man, since Batman being angry or at least looking angry is part of his schtick
Spider-Man usually acts very carefree and is a friendly guy and regularly quips during fights
But when he's NOT doing that is when it becomes concerning


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>>136922497 (OP)
Gotta go with Spidey.
He's been known to beat people over the head with delivery vans when he's pissed. Not to mention the time he ripped a chick's face off or the time he threatened to fill Kingpin's lungs with web fluid (after beating his ass in front of everyone in the prison).


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>>136922497 (OP)
Peter.
Simply due to his supernatural strength. He can seriously fuck you up if he cuts loose.
Bruce no matter what is just a human with human level strength.
Not like he could rip your limbs off if he got super pissed.

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>>136925002
To be fair he could stuck an explosive in your mouth and make your head blow up, doesn't take super powers to kill people.


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[Assistant] Batmans default state is scary, so I would argue Spider-man because then it's confirmed you kinda fucked up harder then usual.


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[Assistant] Spider-Man murdered like a dozen people in the comics as well, the guy saving Carnage life twice never made sense.


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[Assistant] Yo! It's the girl all the retards on Twitter screech about


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>>136922703 (OP)
And all because Batman was nice to a dying reality-warper.


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>>136922703 (OP)
How easy would it be to just write a sequel episode where Waller, on her death-bed, admits she made the whole thing up to fuck with Bruce one last time.

Could have a sequence with Terry's mom where they're going through family photos and Terry learns that his paternal grandfather had jet black hair as well.


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>>136922703 (OP)
I always thought that was incredibly fucked up. Was there a lot of outcry about hat? Because its just as bad as Bruce and Babs fucking. Bruce literally and figuratively dicked the guy, and didn't even have the decency to make sure he would live to raise Terry. What the fuck.


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How easy would it be to just write a sequel episode where Waller, on her death-bed, admits she made the whole thing up to fuck with Bruce one last time.

Could have a sequence with Terry's mom where they're going through family photos and Terry learns that his paternal grandfather had jet black hair as well.

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>>136923507
My idea was to have Terry encounter a retired Cadmus scientist hiding out that Terry runs into investigating something to do with splicers. Something leads him into realizing he also worked on the Batman Beyond project, the scientist scoffs at that and tells him he doesn't have to worry about any other copycats, all the scientists thought the whole project was a crackpot idea. They had managed cloning Kryptonians and metas, and thought the idea of cloning a human just because he was nice to a dying girl was pointless. So they just made a serum that's increase the chance of certain vestigial qualities(black hair, blue eyes), but otherwise kept the DNA the same. Since it was an illegal, off the books projects, the scientific team figured they could remain in the clear if Waller ever got found out, and they'd be long gone by the time the results were eventually shown as a bust. And since Waller's not a scientist herself, she'd have to rely on (false) information the under-the-table crew she hired would give her.


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>>136923507
My idea was to have Terry encounter a retired Cadmus scientist hiding out that Terry runs into investigating something to do with splicers. Something leads him into realizing he also worked on the Batman Beyond project, the scientist scoffs at that and tells him he doesn't have to worry about any other copycats, all the scientists thought the whole project was a crackpot idea. They had managed cloning Kryptonians and metas, and thought the idea of cloning a human just because he was nice to a dying girl was pointless. So they just made a serum that's increase the chance of certain vestigial qualities(black hair, blue eyes), but otherwise kept the DNA the same. Since it was an illegal, off the books projects, the scientific team figured they could remain in the clear if Waller ever got found out, and they'd be long gone by the time the results were eventually shown as a bust. And since Waller's not a scientist herself, she'd have to rely on (false) information the under-the-table crew she hired would give her.

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>>136924012
I dunno, I kinda prefer the idea that Waller just lied right to Terry's stupid face because she's old and crazy and has zero fucks left. And then as soon as he leaves she just softly cackles to herself "Dumb ass white boy heh heh heh"


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What I hate the most isn’t even that it happened.

It is the people defending it. Everywhere I go I see people say “hey it wasn’t bad at all” and “he still raised Terry so it doesn’t really matter” and “he had black hair it makes perfect sense”

Its like… it was completely unnecessary. Nothing was gained from this plot twist. The only thing that changed was that a father was robbed of having actual genetic kids. It didn’t make Terry and Bruce’s relationship any deeper, because they never needed to be blood related for that to be the case. Terry’s actions were always enough.


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>>136922703 (OP)
You will get the bat milk shot and you will gonna like it


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>>136922703 (OP)
As a ginger from a ginger family the funniest part of this is how they gave him black eyebrows... and that's entirely because this whole thing is the creator being a cinemacins tier weirdo and going "but why did the artist give him a different hair color then his son!"

I don't know man, why did this ginger not have a light blondish color for his eyebrows? What twist is there to explain that? Instead the color of his eyebrows is the same color as his sons hair... weird that!


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>>136922703 (OP)
And all because Batman was nice to a dying reality-warper.

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>>136923425
Wait, what did Ace have to do with this? (I haven't seen the full episode in years)


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>>136923425
Wait, what did Ace have to do with this? (I haven't seen the full episode in years)

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>>136924349
Something something Batman was a lolifucker as Ace's powers evolved towards her death, with only him having the sheer uohhhhhh to stay with her until the end. As such, Waller decided to pump people full of Batman cum so then the cum would cum the Batman cum in the Batman


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>>136924349
Something something Batman was a lolifucker as Ace's powers evolved towards her death, with only him having the sheer uohhhhhh to stay with her until the end. As such, Waller decided to pump people full of Batman cum so then the cum would cum the Batman cum in the Batman

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>>136924465
So she didn't actually do anything? It's just the actions that Batman did that Waller decided to end this dude's entire genetic lineage.


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>>136922703 (OP)
You think people wouldn't get injected weird things? You were not alive in 2021 or something? Most people did lol.

I wonder how many are sterile now.


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>>136922703 (OP)
You think people wouldn't get injected weird things? You were not alive in 2021 or something? Most people did lol.

I wonder how many are sterile now.

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>>136924541
Probably the same amount of people because at worst they died. Either it did nothing or you are already dead.


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>>136924541
Probably the same amount of people because at worst they died. Either it did nothing or you are already dead.

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>>136924557
ah yes, the Kenshiro scale of severity


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>>136922703 (OP)
>inb4 Thomas from Regular Show being a Russian spy


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>>136922703 (OP)

>Obsessed with Batman, Amanda Waller designs a project to steal Batman's sperm and impregnate women with bat babies
>Batman constantly on the run from secret agents trying to get his bat sperm
>Amanda Waller just keeps getting women pregnant with bat babies
>There are now thousands of bat babies out there
>Too many to keep track of
>Amanda Waller gets run out of the government over the '100 billion dollar secret bat rape baby' program
>No one knows where the thousands of bat babies are now
>Can't contrive bat origins for them all
>All of them have the Bruce Wayne genes, but some just become selfish, some become rich, some become genius criminals, like none of them become Batman, its a mess
>Huge wave of kids claiming they are the secret son of Bruce Wayne, genetic tests confirm Bruce is the father
>None of these women ever knowingly had sex with Bruce Wayne, but these kids look exactly like Bruce
>Wayne fortune divided up in thousands of lawsuits
>Everyone assumes the playboy Wayne fortune heir raped all of these women
>Bruce Wayne goes down in history as the most prolific rapist in the history of rapists


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>>136922703 (OP)

>Obsessed with Batman, Amanda Waller designs a project to steal Batman's sperm and impregnate women with bat babies
>Batman constantly on the run from secret agents trying to get his bat sperm
>Amanda Waller just keeps getting women pregnant with bat babies
>There are now thousands of bat babies out there
>Too many to keep track of
>Amanda Waller gets run out of the government over the '100 billion dollar secret bat rape baby' program
>No one knows where the thousands of bat babies are now
>Can't contrive bat origins for them all
>All of them have the Bruce Wayne genes, but some just become selfish, some become rich, some become genius criminals, like none of them become Batman, its a mess
>Huge wave of kids claiming they are the secret son of Bruce Wayne, genetic tests confirm Bruce is the father
>None of these women ever knowingly had sex with Bruce Wayne, but these kids look exactly like Bruce
>Wayne fortune divided up in thousands of lawsuits
>Everyone assumes the playboy Wayne fortune heir raped all of these women
>Bruce Wayne goes down in history as the most prolific rapist in the history of rapists

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>>136926042
>And Gordon just stands there shaking his head at Batman
>Of all the people you have raped, you couldn't rape the Joker even once?


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>>136924012
I dunno, I kinda prefer the idea that Waller just lied right to Terry's stupid face because she's old and crazy and has zero fucks left. And then as soon as he leaves she just softly cackles to herself "Dumb ass white boy heh heh heh"

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>>136924100
>because she's old and crazy and has zero fucks left.
unmedicated old people do tell their filters to fuck off lol i'd be all for that


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>>136922703 (OP)
That retcon/plot twist strikes me as somebody behind the scenes was absolutely desperate to make Bruce and Terry have a connection that went beyond just being employer/employee. It's so out of left field and only exists for batwank.


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>>136922703 (OP)
>Tony Stark isn't a Stark, but adopted, he also had a secret brother, also his parents were part of an oceans 11 team that fought alien grey mafia casino dons, they also are secretly Satanists that promised Tonys soul.


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>>136922703 (OP)
>Tony Stark isn't a Stark, but adopted, he also had a secret brother, also his parents were part of an oceans 11 team that fought alien grey mafia casino dons, they also are secretly Satanists that promised Tonys soul.

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>>136926611
You'd think this would be some plot out of an obscure Bronze Age story, but no. This happened the year Iron Man 3 came out.


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>>136923425
Wait, what did Ace have to do with this? (I haven't seen the full episode in years)

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>>136924349
Man Ace episode really fucked my shit up when i watched as a teen, cant believe cartoons for kids used to have some deep dark shit, today seem all cartoons are braindead shit for toddlers.


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>>136926042
>And Gordon just stands there shaking his head at Batman
>Of all the people you have raped, you couldn't rape the Joker even once?

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>>136926559
as gordon sips from a whiskey flask full of bat-cum


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>Ultra Magnus isn't a well known and liked character
>Ultra Magnus is actually a title given to a series of random OCs
>Ultra Magnus is actually a tiny man in a big suit.

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>>136926676
Ultra Magnus just being a white Optimus Prime inside is still better then that shit


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>>136924465
So she didn't actually do anything? It's just the actions that Batman did that Waller decided to end this dude's entire genetic lineage.

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>>136924479
Something something "Needs to be a Batman" something something "sacrifices must be made" something something "No we can't just get a Billionaire Playboy laid now and again."


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>>136922703 (OP)
That plotline gets dumber and dumber the more I think about it. Makes me mad.


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>>136922703 (OP)
What I hate the most isn’t even that it happened.

It is the people defending it. Everywhere I go I see people say “hey it wasn’t bad at all” and “he still raised Terry so it doesn’t really matter” and “he had black hair it makes perfect sense”

Its like… it was completely unnecessary. Nothing was gained from this plot twist. The only thing that changed was that a father was robbed of having actual genetic kids. It didn’t make Terry and Bruce’s relationship any deeper, because they never needed to be blood related for that to be the case. Terry’s actions were always enough.

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>>136924213
>It is the people defending it. Everywhere I go I see people say “hey it wasn’t bad at all” and “he still raised Terry so it doesn’t really matter” and “he had black hair it makes perfect sense”
Its because theyre coping. It was a bad change, and I dont care how early they planned it, the series didnt need it.


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>>136922703 (OP)
How easy would it be to just write a sequel episode where Waller, on her death-bed, admits she made the whole thing up to fuck with Bruce one last time.

Could have a sequence with Terry's mom where they're going through family photos and Terry learns that his paternal grandfather had jet black hair as well.

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>>136923507
>Terry insists about how his dad's hair being red fits in all of this.
>Dad admits he had a procedure to permanently dye his hair when he was young because he thought it looked cooler.


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>>136922703 (OP)
What I hate the most isn’t even that it happened.

It is the people defending it. Everywhere I go I see people say “hey it wasn’t bad at all” and “he still raised Terry so it doesn’t really matter” and “he had black hair it makes perfect sense”

Its like… it was completely unnecessary. Nothing was gained from this plot twist. The only thing that changed was that a father was robbed of having actual genetic kids. It didn’t make Terry and Bruce’s relationship any deeper, because they never needed to be blood related for that to be the case. Terry’s actions were always enough.

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>>136924213
>>136927077
it was a dumb and stupid change that was completely unnecessary, kind of obtuse to make work, added nothing to the situation, was confusing, led to no grand revelations, and if that wasn't all enough, also had weird eugenicist overtones where batman was this one unique amazing individual with Special Super Genes, which kind of ruins the notion of batman being batman because he has the willpower and the brain, not just special magic protagonist genes, like Superman.


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>>136924213
>It is the people defending it. Everywhere I go I see people say “hey it wasn’t bad at all” and “he still raised Terry so it doesn’t really matter” and “he had black hair it makes perfect sense”
Its because theyre coping. It was a bad change, and I dont care how early they planned it, the series didnt need it.

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>>136924213
>>136927077
it was a dumb and stupid change that was completely unnecessary, kind of obtuse to make work, added nothing to the situation, was confusing, led to no grand revelations, and if that wasn't all enough, also had weird eugenicist overtones where batman was this one unique amazing individual with Special Super Genes, which kind of ruins the notion of batman being batman because he has the willpower and the brain, not just special magic protagonist genes, like Superman.


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>>136924213
>>136927077
it was a dumb and stupid change that was completely unnecessary, kind of obtuse to make work, added nothing to the situation, was confusing, led to no grand revelations, and if that wasn't all enough, also had weird eugenicist overtones where batman was this one unique amazing individual with Special Super Genes, which kind of ruins the notion of batman being batman because he has the willpower and the brain, not just special magic protagonist genes, like Superman.

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>>136927139
Yeah like why not get The Flash’s blood sample?

Or Superman’s? They already cloned Supergirl.

Cloning Batman won’t result in anything. Terry needed training from Batman himself to be of any use. Could’ve been any average dude. We literally see this with Nightwing and Robin.

Also apparently they were planning on revealing that Superman had a son with Lashina. I would have supported that more, would have liked to see how Clark and Lois deal with that


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>>136924465
So she didn't actually do anything? It's just the actions that Batman did that Waller decided to end this dude's entire genetic lineage.

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>>136924479
>So she didn't actually do anything? It's just the actions that Batman did that Waller decided to end this dude's entire genetic lineage.
Waller made the decision after Batman decided not to kill Ace for the threat she presented when her powers went rampant and to just stay with her and keep her calm as she passed. Episode basically says that Waller realized that Batman was a man who was too unique in riding the line between right and wrong in the ways that matter, I.E. he could make hard choices when it mattered most but not cross the lines that shouldn't be crossed, it convinced her that his willpower was a unique asset that needed to be replicated.


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>>136924479
>So she didn't actually do anything? It's just the actions that Batman did that Waller decided to end this dude's entire genetic lineage.
Waller made the decision after Batman decided not to kill Ace for the threat she presented when her powers went rampant and to just stay with her and keep her calm as she passed. Episode basically says that Waller realized that Batman was a man who was too unique in riding the line between right and wrong in the ways that matter, I.E. he could make hard choices when it mattered most but not cross the lines that shouldn't be crossed, it convinced her that his willpower was a unique asset that needed to be replicated.

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>>136927774
Which is completely negated by morality and ethics not being genetic.


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>>136926559
as gordon sips from a whiskey flask full of bat-cum

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>>136927774
Which is completely negated by morality and ethics not being genetic.

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>>136927922
The moral of the story is that Waller is extraordinarily retarded


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>>136927922
The moral of the story is that Waller is extraordinarily retarded

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>>136927999
but everyone has confused alpha posturing with intelligence, so her room-temperature IQ is misinterpreted as being a brilliant mastermind, like having an erudite english accent and glasses makes you sound like you know what you're talking about even if you're a total moron.


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>>136922703 (OP)
how is it bad to be able to make your wife give birth to an army of Bruce Waynes?


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>>136924541
Probably the same amount of people because at worst they died. Either it did nothing or you are already dead.

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>>136924557
>at worst they died
thats pretty worse dude. suffering horrible defects then dying seems worse tho


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>>136926559
as gordon sips from a whiskey flask full of bat-cum

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>>136926768
Uh, what if he gets preggers!?


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>>136926768
Uh, what if he gets preggers!?

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>>136928989
Cum-eat-ioner Gordon is more than ready to bear a bat baby.


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>>136924349
Man Ace episode really fucked my shit up when i watched as a teen, cant believe cartoons for kids used to have some deep dark shit, today seem all cartoons are braindead shit for toddlers.

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>>136926688
normalyy I roll my eyes at "WOAH this is DEEP and DARK for kids" takes, but Ace's situation was genuinely pretty awful, and showcased an excellent take on batman most cartoons don't


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>>136928989
Cum-eat-ioner Gordon is more than ready to bear a bat baby.

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>>136928996
H-How!? He's not trained in THAT department! At least, I think...


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>>136922703 (OP)
how is it bad to be able to make your wife give birth to an army of Bruce Waynes?

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>>136928112
Because Bruce Wayne without the family history, money, parentage, etc. is just some guy who's banging your wife.


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>>136928112
Because Bruce Wayne without the family history, money, parentage, etc. is just some guy who's banging your wife.

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>>136929111
some guy who is pretty smart and has good genetic stock, but that's about it


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>>136922703 (OP)
It amazes me that anyone defends this. Easily my least favorite DCAU episode for that stupid twist.


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>>136922703 (OP)
Most surprise Disney villains but Hans is probably the worst put of them.


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[User] I don't think that makes him a cuck, he was the one having sex with his wife, and while the son wasn't his, Bruce Wayne had a son without having sex, so who really is the cuck?

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>>136929295
Hey! That's a pretty good point. Good job.


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>>136927999
but everyone has confused alpha posturing with intelligence, so her room-temperature IQ is misinterpreted as being a brilliant mastermind, like having an erudite english accent and glasses makes you sound like you know what you're talking about even if you're a total moron.

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>>136928031
>but everyone has confused alpha posturing with intelligence, so her room-temperature IQ is misinterpreted as being a brilliant mastermind, like having an erudite english accent and glasses makes you sound like you know what you're talking about even if you're a total moron.
There is some research that certain epigenetic markers can effect the personality of offspring but it's fuzzy as shit atm and probably will be for years to come. It's basically hand waved as "it's the future. It's a dumb story to begin with to connect Terry to Bruce that wasn't needed at all. Been better if if he was reformed Jason Todd's son or something.


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>>136928031
>but everyone has confused alpha posturing with intelligence, so her room-temperature IQ is misinterpreted as being a brilliant mastermind, like having an erudite english accent and glasses makes you sound like you know what you're talking about even if you're a total moron.
There is some research that certain epigenetic markers can effect the personality of offspring but it's fuzzy as shit atm and probably will be for years to come. It's basically hand waved as "it's the future. It's a dumb story to begin with to connect Terry to Bruce that wasn't needed at all. Been better if if he was reformed Jason Todd's son or something.

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>>136929413
>Jason Todd's son
Fuck that Pennyworth 4th cousin or bust.


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>>136929111
some guy who is pretty smart and has good genetic stock, but that's about it

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>>136929173
Is he good genetic stock? He had to retire due to his heart condition. He's lucky enough to have a body that let him keep up until 50, sure, but why throw that in with the roulette wheel that is another person's genetics? And his intelligence can be chalked up to his own work and not just genetics.


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>>136929173
Is he good genetic stock? He had to retire due to his heart condition. He's lucky enough to have a body that let him keep up until 50, sure, but why throw that in with the roulette wheel that is another person's genetics? And his intelligence can be chalked up to his own work and not just genetics.

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>>136929564
I mean he's clearly got a lot of factors going his way, but I totally see what you mean


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>>136929173
Is he good genetic stock? He had to retire due to his heart condition. He's lucky enough to have a body that let him keep up until 50, sure, but why throw that in with the roulette wheel that is another person's genetics? And his intelligence can be chalked up to his own work and not just genetics.

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>>136929564
>He had to retire due to his heart condition.
Going through even half the shit Bruce did would age you prematurely and fuck you up in the longterm.


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>>136929626
Gordon's inner monologue:
"nana nana nana nana BAT-CUUUUUM"


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>>136928031
>but everyone has confused alpha posturing with intelligence, so her room-temperature IQ is misinterpreted as being a brilliant mastermind, like having an erudite english accent and glasses makes you sound like you know what you're talking about even if you're a total moron.
There is some research that certain epigenetic markers can effect the personality of offspring but it's fuzzy as shit atm and probably will be for years to come. It's basically hand waved as "it's the future. It's a dumb story to begin with to connect Terry to Bruce that wasn't needed at all. Been better if if he was reformed Jason Todd's son or something.

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>>136929413
It's best if he's literally no one special


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>>136927991
These fucking paint faces are so soulful


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>>136922703 (OP)
I thought it was fine. You're looking for reasons to be petty


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>>136922703 (OP)

>Obsessed with Batman, Amanda Waller designs a project to steal Batman's sperm and impregnate women with bat babies
>Batman constantly on the run from secret agents trying to get his bat sperm
>Amanda Waller just keeps getting women pregnant with bat babies
>There are now thousands of bat babies out there
>Too many to keep track of
>Amanda Waller gets run out of the government over the '100 billion dollar secret bat rape baby' program
>No one knows where the thousands of bat babies are now
>Can't contrive bat origins for them all
>All of them have the Bruce Wayne genes, but some just become selfish, some become rich, some become genius criminals, like none of them become Batman, its a mess
>Huge wave of kids claiming they are the secret son of Bruce Wayne, genetic tests confirm Bruce is the father
>None of these women ever knowingly had sex with Bruce Wayne, but these kids look exactly like Bruce
>Wayne fortune divided up in thousands of lawsuits
>Everyone assumes the playboy Wayne fortune heir raped all of these women
>Bruce Wayne goes down in history as the most prolific rapist in the history of rapists

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>>136926042
I would imagine that a billionaire seemingly impregnating many many women, including many who presumably do not get blackout drunk, or don't get blackout drunk at parties that Wayne could have conceivably attended would provoke some level of investigation as to how such a thing happened.


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>>136924465
So she didn't actually do anything? It's just the actions that Batman did that Waller decided to end this dude's entire genetic lineage.

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>>136924479
He did have a second kid 10 years later. So Waller didn’t end his bloodline. She still cucked him like crazy


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>>136924479
He did have a second kid 10 years later. So Waller didn’t end his bloodline. She still cucked him like crazy

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>>136930291
Anon, I… his balls didn’t magically start producing his own semen, Matt is Bruce’s son too.


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>>136924479
He did have a second kid 10 years later. So Waller didn’t end his bloodline. She still cucked him like crazy

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>>136930291
Matt is Bruce's son too, look at his hair
Warren got cucked on a genetic level, his kids looking nothing like him might explain why he divorced Terry's mom


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What's kind of fucked to me about this is that it feels like Timm pushed for this because he felt Bruce was going to die without a son.
But...Dick and Tim were his sons here.Even if Timm was stuck on the idea of Dick just being a ward/ brother figure, Tim is literally compared to being Bruce's son in an episode of TNBA.
As much as some people dislike the batfamily, I do like how it's come to be that the Robins at least are considered as Bruce's kids these days.

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>>136930427
The more I hear about Timm the more apparent it becomes that he's autistic as fuck.


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>>136922703 (OP)
What I hate the most isn’t even that it happened.

It is the people defending it. Everywhere I go I see people say “hey it wasn’t bad at all” and “he still raised Terry so it doesn’t really matter” and “he had black hair it makes perfect sense”

Its like… it was completely unnecessary. Nothing was gained from this plot twist. The only thing that changed was that a father was robbed of having actual genetic kids. It didn’t make Terry and Bruce’s relationship any deeper, because they never needed to be blood related for that to be the case. Terry’s actions were always enough.

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>>136924213
I mean, I guess the points that came up from that whole episode were:
1. You don't need to have your parents shot in an alley to become Batman
2. Just because someone's related to Batman doesn't mean they'll take up the mantle or even be heroic (note: Terry's younger brother, who would probably make an awful Batman.)
3. Waller's plots were always nuts (haha) and this wasn't any different.
4. Ironing in the idea that Gotham needs a Batman of some kind because Batpeople are the glue keeping borderline literal Hell from taking everything over.
5. Bruce never had any kids (as far as he knew) because he pushed everyone away. Terry almost did the same thing, but despite the mantle and despite being Bruce's son, he still manages to finally decide to bang his girlfriend.

The only problem I had with the episode was how Terry spent the whole thing wanting to quit being Batman and how a bunch of the episode was wasted on him being mad at Bruce.

>>136929046
*most Batman media
Then again, most Batman media is so gloom-n-doom and grimdark angry bloodfest rapey poopie that it's all a smear of black and brown, and a plot about an abused psychic ruined by Joker isn't exactly new there.
I'm still mad Batman TAS, Superman TAS, most of the Justice League content tied to those two, and Batman Beyond are all the pinnacle of superhero content, yet nobody emulates that feel of good and bad, light and dark.
I also really miss when Batman actually did some detective work here and there, finding clues and scaring the shit out of rando goons.


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>>136926688
normalyy I roll my eyes at "WOAH this is DEEP and DARK for kids" takes, but Ace's situation was genuinely pretty awful, and showcased an excellent take on batman most cartoons don't

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>>136924213
I mean, I guess the points that came up from that whole episode were:
1. You don't need to have your parents shot in an alley to become Batman
2. Just because someone's related to Batman doesn't mean they'll take up the mantle or even be heroic (note: Terry's younger brother, who would probably make an awful Batman.)
3. Waller's plots were always nuts (haha) and this wasn't any different.
4. Ironing in the idea that Gotham needs a Batman of some kind because Batpeople are the glue keeping borderline literal Hell from taking everything over.
5. Bruce never had any kids (as far as he knew) because he pushed everyone away. Terry almost did the same thing, but despite the mantle and despite being Bruce's son, he still manages to finally decide to bang his girlfriend.

The only problem I had with the episode was how Terry spent the whole thing wanting to quit being Batman and how a bunch of the episode was wasted on him being mad at Bruce.

>>136929046
*most Batman media
Then again, most Batman media is so gloom-n-doom and grimdark angry bloodfest rapey poopie that it's all a smear of black and brown, and a plot about an abused psychic ruined by Joker isn't exactly new there.
I'm still mad Batman TAS, Superman TAS, most of the Justice League content tied to those two, and Batman Beyond are all the pinnacle of superhero content, yet nobody emulates that feel of good and bad, light and dark.
I also really miss when Batman actually did some detective work here and there, finding clues and scaring the shit out of rando goons.


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What's kind of fucked to me about this is that it feels like Timm pushed for this because he felt Bruce was going to die without a son.
But...Dick and Tim were his sons here.Even if Timm was stuck on the idea of Dick just being a ward/ brother figure, Tim is literally compared to being Bruce's son in an episode of TNBA.
As much as some people dislike the batfamily, I do like how it's come to be that the Robins at least are considered as Bruce's kids these days.

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>>136930427
I don't get your point, you're complaining about Timm's work not being from a completely continuity? Tim was estranged by Bruce for obvious reasons and Nightcuck voluntarily bitched out from Bruce's life in between the timeskip. All of this predated the events of Epilogue by years. He only had Terry, but Terry's relationship with Bruce is mentor/mentee.

>As much as some people dislike the batfamily, I do like how it's come to be that the Robins at least are considered as Bruce's kids these days.
It just seems like you're bitching at Timm for
>not muh
You have plenty of other interpretations of the Batfamily that are that, why crucify a storyline for doing its own thing?


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>>136924213
I mean, I guess the points that came up from that whole episode were:
1. You don't need to have your parents shot in an alley to become Batman
2. Just because someone's related to Batman doesn't mean they'll take up the mantle or even be heroic (note: Terry's younger brother, who would probably make an awful Batman.)
3. Waller's plots were always nuts (haha) and this wasn't any different.
4. Ironing in the idea that Gotham needs a Batman of some kind because Batpeople are the glue keeping borderline literal Hell from taking everything over.
5. Bruce never had any kids (as far as he knew) because he pushed everyone away. Terry almost did the same thing, but despite the mantle and despite being Bruce's son, he still manages to finally decide to bang his girlfriend.

The only problem I had with the episode was how Terry spent the whole thing wanting to quit being Batman and how a bunch of the episode was wasted on him being mad at Bruce.

>>136929046
*most Batman media
Then again, most Batman media is so gloom-n-doom and grimdark angry bloodfest rapey poopie that it's all a smear of black and brown, and a plot about an abused psychic ruined by Joker isn't exactly new there.
I'm still mad Batman TAS, Superman TAS, most of the Justice League content tied to those two, and Batman Beyond are all the pinnacle of superhero content, yet nobody emulates that feel of good and bad, light and dark.
I also really miss when Batman actually did some detective work here and there, finding clues and scaring the shit out of rando goons.

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>>136930500
>I also really miss when Batman actually did some detective work here and there, finding clues and scaring the shit out of rando goons.
Not to mention he could struggle with rando goons. That episode with the invisibility suit was good for this reason, it made Batman actually seem like a human being and not unstoppable.


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>>136924213
I mean, I guess the points that came up from that whole episode were:
1. You don't need to have your parents shot in an alley to become Batman
2. Just because someone's related to Batman doesn't mean they'll take up the mantle or even be heroic (note: Terry's younger brother, who would probably make an awful Batman.)
3. Waller's plots were always nuts (haha) and this wasn't any different.
4. Ironing in the idea that Gotham needs a Batman of some kind because Batpeople are the glue keeping borderline literal Hell from taking everything over.
5. Bruce never had any kids (as far as he knew) because he pushed everyone away. Terry almost did the same thing, but despite the mantle and despite being Bruce's son, he still manages to finally decide to bang his girlfriend.

The only problem I had with the episode was how Terry spent the whole thing wanting to quit being Batman and how a bunch of the episode was wasted on him being mad at Bruce.

>>136929046
*most Batman media
Then again, most Batman media is so gloom-n-doom and grimdark angry bloodfest rapey poopie that it's all a smear of black and brown, and a plot about an abused psychic ruined by Joker isn't exactly new there.
I'm still mad Batman TAS, Superman TAS, most of the Justice League content tied to those two, and Batman Beyond are all the pinnacle of superhero content, yet nobody emulates that feel of good and bad, light and dark.
I also really miss when Batman actually did some detective work here and there, finding clues and scaring the shit out of rando goons.

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>>136930500
>The only problem I had with the episode was how Terry spent the whole thing wanting to quit being Batman and how a bunch of the episode was wasted on him being mad at Bruce.
The only thing I wish was better communicated was that the black and white segments with Bruce in the batcave and the Beyond JL were in Terry's head -


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>>136922703 (OP)
Most surprise Disney villains but Hans is probably the worst put of them.

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>>136929340
Most twist villains in general, yeah, fuck that shit.
Always hated that trope because either you make it too subtle and it comes out of nowhere, or you make it too obvious and it just becomes dumb.
Half the Disney twist villains are double-awful because most of them aren't evil enough to really seem to want to be the villain, or have a weak reason to become evil in the first place.


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>>136922703 (OP)
You think people wouldn't get injected weird things? You were not alive in 2021 or something? Most people did lol.

I wonder how many are sterile now.

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>>136924541
Strange coincidence but the DCAU timeline would have Warren McGinnis getting his sperm DNA rewritten by a vaccine injection in the early 2020s.


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>>136922703 (OP)
What I hate the most isn’t even that it happened.

It is the people defending it. Everywhere I go I see people say “hey it wasn’t bad at all” and “he still raised Terry so it doesn’t really matter” and “he had black hair it makes perfect sense”

Its like… it was completely unnecessary. Nothing was gained from this plot twist. The only thing that changed was that a father was robbed of having actual genetic kids. It didn’t make Terry and Bruce’s relationship any deeper, because they never needed to be blood related for that to be the case. Terry’s actions were always enough.

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>>136924213
I feel like people often conflate "DCAU is good" with "everything DCAU does is good".


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>>136930427
I don't get your point, you're complaining about Timm's work not being from a completely continuity? Tim was estranged by Bruce for obvious reasons and Nightcuck voluntarily bitched out from Bruce's life in between the timeskip. All of this predated the events of Epilogue by years. He only had Terry, but Terry's relationship with Bruce is mentor/mentee.

>As much as some people dislike the batfamily, I do like how it's come to be that the Robins at least are considered as Bruce's kids these days.
It just seems like you're bitching at Timm for
>not muh
You have plenty of other interpretations of the Batfamily that are that, why crucify a storyline for doing its own thing?

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>>136930519
No, just that he never seemed to consider Dick all that important to Bruce, at least as a son, after BTAS. The fact that Beyond barely addresses what happened to him, and the push to make Terry his son, just gives me the impression that he felt Bruce needed a son. As if Tim and Dick weren't enough. Plus the fact that Bruce is implied to have known for a while, it's almost a guarantee that Bruce didn't just see Terry as a pupil after that point.
Contextually,I get it, Timm is a 60's/70's kid, around that time Dick and Bruce's relationship was framed more of a big brother/little brother thing. Not the same as a son.


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What's kind of fucked to me about this is that it feels like Timm pushed for this because he felt Bruce was going to die without a son.
But...Dick and Tim were his sons here.Even if Timm was stuck on the idea of Dick just being a ward/ brother figure, Tim is literally compared to being Bruce's son in an episode of TNBA.
As much as some people dislike the batfamily, I do like how it's come to be that the Robins at least are considered as Bruce's kids these days.

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>>136930427
>As the end neared Bruce slowly closed his eyes.
>Bat signal turn on!
>Bruce open his eyes and said “Gotham needs me!”.
>Bruce stood up and dawn on the bat suit.
>His Family stood stunned by what just happened
> Dick yelling at Bruce to get back here and die already.


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>>136930519
No, just that he never seemed to consider Dick all that important to Bruce, at least as a son, after BTAS. The fact that Beyond barely addresses what happened to him, and the push to make Terry his son, just gives me the impression that he felt Bruce needed a son. As if Tim and Dick weren't enough. Plus the fact that Bruce is implied to have known for a while, it's almost a guarantee that Bruce didn't just see Terry as a pupil after that point.
Contextually,I get it, Timm is a 60's/70's kid, around that time Dick and Bruce's relationship was framed more of a big brother/little brother thing. Not the same as a son.

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>>136930684
Other characters would have known, or at least suspected. Beyond Superman in particular very likely knew, though how or when is open question.
I just don't see the non-twist about Terry and Bruce as a big thing. Warren was his father, and even though Terry's home life prior to meeting Bruce was a bit fucked up, that relationship Warren had with Terry was real. Even in epilogue if I recall, Terry venerates Warren's relationship with him and dismisses Bruce thinking he planned this. (Plus Terry was 16 at the start of the show and Bruce was an old man. Nothing about their relationship in the show or ROTJ ever came across as parental.)
For these reasons I just don't know why the son reveal is so divisive -


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>>136930684
Other characters would have known, or at least suspected. Beyond Superman in particular very likely knew, though how or when is open question.
I just don't see the non-twist about Terry and Bruce as a big thing. Warren was his father, and even though Terry's home life prior to meeting Bruce was a bit fucked up, that relationship Warren had with Terry was real. Even in epilogue if I recall, Terry venerates Warren's relationship with him and dismisses Bruce thinking he planned this. (Plus Terry was 16 at the start of the show and Bruce was an old man. Nothing about their relationship in the show or ROTJ ever came across as parental.)
For these reasons I just don't know why the son reveal is so divisive -

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>>136930876
>>136930684
I dunno, overall it just felt solid. Epilogue stuck the landing for me, especially in those final few episodes. Those emotional beats matter more than Waller's horrible, horrible choices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2pfuSxXaMw&ab_channel=KrisLove [Embed]


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>>136930519
No, just that he never seemed to consider Dick all that important to Bruce, at least as a son, after BTAS. The fact that Beyond barely addresses what happened to him, and the push to make Terry his son, just gives me the impression that he felt Bruce needed a son. As if Tim and Dick weren't enough. Plus the fact that Bruce is implied to have known for a while, it's almost a guarantee that Bruce didn't just see Terry as a pupil after that point.
Contextually,I get it, Timm is a 60's/70's kid, around that time Dick and Bruce's relationship was framed more of a big brother/little brother thing. Not the same as a son.

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>>136930876
>>136930684
I dunno, overall it just felt solid. Epilogue stuck the landing for me, especially in those final few episodes. Those emotional beats matter more than Waller's horrible, horrible choices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2pfuSxXaMw&ab_channel=KrisLove [Embed]


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>>136929626
kek


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>>136926042
>And Gordon just stands there shaking his head at Batman
>Of all the people you have raped, you couldn't rape the Joker even once?

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>>136926559
>>136926042
Hey that cool idea


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>>136922703 (OP)

>Obsessed with Batman, Amanda Waller designs a project to steal Batman's sperm and impregnate women with bat babies
>Batman constantly on the run from secret agents trying to get his bat sperm
>Amanda Waller just keeps getting women pregnant with bat babies
>There are now thousands of bat babies out there
>Too many to keep track of
>Amanda Waller gets run out of the government over the '100 billion dollar secret bat rape baby' program
>No one knows where the thousands of bat babies are now
>Can't contrive bat origins for them all
>All of them have the Bruce Wayne genes, but some just become selfish, some become rich, some become genius criminals, like none of them become Batman, its a mess
>Huge wave of kids claiming they are the secret son of Bruce Wayne, genetic tests confirm Bruce is the father
>None of these women ever knowingly had sex with Bruce Wayne, but these kids look exactly like Bruce
>Wayne fortune divided up in thousands of lawsuits
>Everyone assumes the playboy Wayne fortune heir raped all of these women
>Bruce Wayne goes down in history as the most prolific rapist in the history of rapists

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>>136926559
>>136926042
Hey that cool idea


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It's bad because it's convoluted and it only happens in the very end. Not because it reveals Terry to be Bruce's son.
>muh Batman can be anyone!
No, it takes a very special individual.

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>>136930960
It's still prefer epilogue's handling of Bruce's parentage to pretty much everything about Damian.


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>>136923507
>Terry insists about how his dad's hair being red fits in all of this.
>Dad admits he had a procedure to permanently dye his hair when he was young because he thought it looked cooler.

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>>136927124
Batman Beyond had a lot crazy transhuman experiments going on that gets barely mentioned in the setting, despite how interesting it is because Terry doesn't approve of humans splicing with animals, for some reason. His father admitting he edited his genes for hair color would have been a hilarious confession to Terry, who probably wouldn't have approved.


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>>136922703 (OP)
hey it wasn’t bad at all


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>>136922703 (OP)
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this. Every inferior male should have his reproductive DNA replaced with a Chad's.


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>>136924213
I'm confused why this was, at the time, expected to be the end off the DCAU.

Just to plug a "plot hole" solved by hair dye? That's dumb.
Just to give a send up to BB? The Once and Future Thing was already in the can and I doubt a grander flash forward episode could've been pulled.
Just to show Waller really became a believer in superheros? This was muddled.
Just to say "Fate is just government conspiracy with tact"?
Just to ship a little? Like Dana and Terry were interesting enough to devote an episode to resolving?
Just to revisit Ace? To suggest that's where Bruce got the name for his dog?
Just to have a "It started with Batman it ends with Batman" closed loop?

Maybe I'm not a big enough Batman Beyond fan to be serviced by this. But it really seemed to be poised to answer questions no one was asking.

I have absolutely no opinion on the whole Return of the Joker hijacking of Terry. Everything is usually unbelievably insular in comics. At the same time I don't think having the same episode get built up and totally subverted would be interesting either. Like say Waller is telling the story prefixed with "Imagine" or "Consider if" and vague statements about "A man" and "His wife and child" with all the same background animation. Then to turn around at the end to say say "oh no: this wasn't you or your dad. It was Jason Manning, I'm sure you know him better as J-Man, but that was more than a decade ago. He's moved to Central City, left that life and became an accountant after a stint in Juvie.".