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>>137029444
I thought Toxin was a good guy?

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>>137031129
Writers don't read


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>>137031129
Writers don't read

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>>137031512
Pretty sure those are just sample of the symbiotes


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>>137030675
I don't even buy that he'd ever get that far.

It's actually weird, post-2000's it became a thing where Harry would brag or self-depricate being wealthy in that rich playboy way, which wasn't really present before dying.

Outside of the Franco influence, I wonder if it's because the Osborn's kept being portrayed as richer and richer in line with the wealth gap.

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>>137030899
I think it's because Peter referred to the Osborns as one of the wealthiest chemical companies in the region or something. In the 60s that doesn't mean too much but now that's a big claim.

The depreciation is what some of Harry's statements look like now through a modern lens.


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>>137029712
This is a dumb representation of how symbiotes work and completely ignores they let you see out of your entire body.


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>>137029821
being a coomer back on Marvels Menu it seems

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>>137029887
How so, I don't see it. GodAWFUL color scheme, small booba that looks like it's fused with pauldrons abd the start of a cape. Admitedlly nice childbearing thighs guess I'll hold my vote until we get some ass shots.


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>>137029712
The big payoff meet the new Liz a creature of true symboite lust.

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>>137029738
>hey guys i have a great idea for a new character you read ok say hello to symbiote no. 6743543252412!!1111


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>>137029712
This is a dumb representation of how symbiotes work and completely ignores they let you see out of your entire body.

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>>137031671
The visual images that brings up are unpleasant.


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>>137031070
I enjoyed the Gwen mini for the 60's throwback and Norman being fun, but pretending she wasn't the popular, temperamental uptown girl of that era was absolutely an attempt to make her more palatable.

Unfortunate since a mystery solving Queen Bee is kind of a fun premise by itself.

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>>137031411
I kind of like the possible psychological implication that Gwen's irrationally hated Spider-Man because she still blamed herself for getting her high school boyfriend killed. The earlier reasoning was kind of weak.


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>>137030675
I don't even buy that he'd ever get that far.

It's actually weird, post-2000's it became a thing where Harry would brag or self-depricate being wealthy in that rich playboy way, which wasn't really present before dying.

Outside of the Franco influence, I wonder if it's because the Osborn's kept being portrayed as richer and richer in line with the wealth gap.

[Assistant]
>>137030899
Harry tried to get physical there. The powers that govern the universe decided to be merciful and let him finish his sentence before backhanding this time because he was only trying to be a lover rather than a fighter.


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[User] Is there another fucking Carnage event going on?

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>>137032657
Always.


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>>137030465
"Auntie Liz" is the first reference we've had to Stanley not being Liz's own kid and Harry and Liz's seperation since Harry died, so I'd prefer this.

Stanley feels like he's ever only inches away from accidentally being soft-retconned into Liz's biological child by a writer who couldn't be bothered to open a wiki.

Even this comic kind of sounds like they forgot that Harry and Liz where legally divorced, not just seperated after Harry came back untill they confirm they remarried again.

It does make me curious if they'll ever address the clone thing, not that I know if they wanted too.

[Assistant]
>>137030681
I'm glad this confirmed Marvel is still aware the littlest Osborn isn't Liz's kid but they should really decide how Stanley sees Liz. I thought he saw her as his mom.


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[User] I kinda like it, pretty character driven. Too bad it has to be symbioteshit, leading to event symbioteshit and diluting her son's gimmick.

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>>137030068
Why is it always the secondary books that are doing the character exploration now?


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>>137029712
...Are those her boobs? It's like a gooey sailor moon magical girl sequence.


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>>137031671
The visual images that brings up are unpleasant.

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>>137032278
They also let you SMELL AND TASTE out of your entire body.

Symbiote users are constantly eating their own ass.


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>>137029712
...Are those her boobs? It's like a gooey sailor moon magical girl sequence.

[Assistant]
>>137034086
It's supposed to represent her PoV, so those would basically be goo lenses.

Marvel forgot how symbiotes mimic spider-sense.


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[User] Who else is tired of symbiotes? This "hey lets combine carnage with anti-venom" shit is stupid

[Assistant]
>>137034298
I outgrew Symbiotes years ago


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>>137029712
This is a dumb representation of how symbiotes work and completely ignores they let you see out of your entire body.

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>>137031671
not when it’s carnage. the world goes red


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>>137029284
>Storytime

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>>137029303
>Harry: My goal is to bully my auditory hallucinations into submission!
>Liz: Does it work?
>Harry: Not usually, but that .5% keeps them respectful.
>Liz: ...Harry, you are listening to Dr. Kafka right?
>Liz: *Later* Ok, maybe my ex-husband was on to something.


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>>137029661
I wonder if this guy is the one who's getting the other new Symbiote


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>>137029661
I wonder if this guy is the one who's getting the other new Symbiote

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>>137036066
Looks like he's getting all the symbionts


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>>137029661
I wonder if this guy is the one who's getting the other new Symbiote

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>>137036066
Looks like a solid assumption. Man likes his Xs. He's going transformers combiner: goo-style.


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>>137032278
They also let you SMELL AND TASTE out of your entire body.

Symbiote users are constantly eating their own ass.

[Assistant]
>>137034115
Ewww. Stay classy, comic writers.


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[User] Another Spider-Man character taken away. What're we at now?

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>>137036257
Liz might not be taken entirely away. There's always a chance ASM will do more with her and the Misery symbiote could be dying during that event.


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>>137036257
Liz might not be taken entirely away. There's always a chance ASM will do more with her and the Misery symbiote could be dying during that event.

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>>137036307
Between Normie being both Red Goblin and a friend of Dylan and now this I don't think she'll be a Spider-Man character again for a long time. That being said it's not like Wells has really bothered trying to use her or any of Peter's supporting cast, Spencer too to a lesser extent.


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Liz has had a really weird role in the books for a while now

Remember when she set off Spider-Man's spider sense on purpose so that Norman could escape a very public fight?

[Assistant]
>>137036353
>Pepperidge farms remembers
They really don't know how far to take Liz. She seems like they want her to be one of those extremist hell is paved with good intentions types but the writing hasn't been good enough to support it.


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>>137036307
Between Normie being both Red Goblin and a friend of Dylan and now this I don't think she'll be a Spider-Man character again for a long time. That being said it's not like Wells has really bothered trying to use her or any of Peter's supporting cast, Spencer too to a lesser extent.

[Assistant]
>>137036390
Comic writers have really been slacking on supporting characters in general. It's kinda painful to watch because the Peter Parker side is supposed to be what drives Spider-Man and the book thrives on the strength of his supporting cast.


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>>137029284
then who was phone


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>>137036390
Comic writers have really been slacking on supporting characters in general. It's kinda painful to watch because the Peter Parker side is supposed to be what drives Spider-Man and the book thrives on the strength of his supporting cast.

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>>137036524
It's because current stories are so fucking decompressed that they don't have time to dedicate to Peter's personal life in any real way, and any time they do it has to tie into whatever Spider-Man thing is going on right now.
Like even though Peter doesn't work at the Bugle anymore we still literally haven't seen any of them except as background fodder in Dark Web. I genuinely can't remember the last time any real work was put into the supporting cast, I guess BND had a few stories with them. Waid wrote a pretty good issue about Betty, but really they haven't been relevant for a long time


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>>137029284
then who was phone

[Assistant]
>>137036552
Peter.


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>>137036524
It's because current stories are so fucking decompressed that they don't have time to dedicate to Peter's personal life in any real way, and any time they do it has to tie into whatever Spider-Man thing is going on right now.
Like even though Peter doesn't work at the Bugle anymore we still literally haven't seen any of them except as background fodder in Dark Web. I genuinely can't remember the last time any real work was put into the supporting cast, I guess BND had a few stories with them. Waid wrote a pretty good issue about Betty, but really they haven't been relevant for a long time

[Assistant]
>>137036619
Curse you Bendis for successfully destroying compressed storytelling!


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>>137036552
Peter.

[Assistant]
>>137036871
>Peter is the other woman.
Parksborn real?


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>>137036871
>Peter is the other woman.
Parksborn real?

[Assistant]
>>137036944
No. Another phone for Peter so Harry can respond to him quicker if he needs help.


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>>137036944
No. Another phone for Peter so Harry can respond to him quicker if he needs help.

[Assistant]
>>137037067
This is homophobia.


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>>137037067
This is homophobia.

[Assistant]
>>137037190
Welcome to 4chan.


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>>137036524
It's because current stories are so fucking decompressed that they don't have time to dedicate to Peter's personal life in any real way, and any time they do it has to tie into whatever Spider-Man thing is going on right now.
Like even though Peter doesn't work at the Bugle anymore we still literally haven't seen any of them except as background fodder in Dark Web. I genuinely can't remember the last time any real work was put into the supporting cast, I guess BND had a few stories with them. Waid wrote a pretty good issue about Betty, but really they haven't been relevant for a long time

[Assistant]
>>137036619
That's pretty depressing, man. Decompression storytelling is killing comics.


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>>137036524
It's because current stories are so fucking decompressed that they don't have time to dedicate to Peter's personal life in any real way, and any time they do it has to tie into whatever Spider-Man thing is going on right now.
Like even though Peter doesn't work at the Bugle anymore we still literally haven't seen any of them except as background fodder in Dark Web. I genuinely can't remember the last time any real work was put into the supporting cast, I guess BND had a few stories with them. Waid wrote a pretty good issue about Betty, but really they haven't been relevant for a long time

[Assistant]
>>137036619
>>137037322
>No man, only spider.
:(


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>>137036619
That's pretty depressing, man. Decompression storytelling is killing comics.

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>>137036619
>>137037322
>No man, only spider.
:(


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>>137029284
>>137029303
>waves AND implied curly hair
Nice.


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>>137029284
>Storytime

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>>137029284
>>137029303
>waves AND implied curly hair
Nice.


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>>137036619
>>137037322
>No man, only spider.
:(

[Assistant]
>>137037385
>decompressed story telling means you can't fit the life of Peter Parker into stories as they go
>and writers don't want to have even a single issue that focuses on just Peter
Literally the last time we had anything that was for Peter and not Spider-Man was ASM 900 for his birthday and we all know how that went


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>>137037385
>decompressed story telling means you can't fit the life of Peter Parker into stories as they go
>and writers don't want to have even a single issue that focuses on just Peter
Literally the last time we had anything that was for Peter and not Spider-Man was ASM 900 for his birthday and we all know how that went

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>>137037445
Don't even get me started on how badly they ruined Flash in that issue too


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>>137031671
not when it’s carnage. the world goes red

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>>137035032
>not when it’s carnage
Yes when it's carnage. How the fuck did you think carnage mimics the spider-sense?

Every molecule of a symbiote is a multisensory organ linked into the host.


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>>137037445
Don't even get me started on how badly they ruined Flash in that issue too

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>>137037464
That WAS pretty bad. Flash has had his ups and downs as far as character development goes but that should have been a meaningful reunion moment between two friends


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>>137035032
>not when it’s carnage
Yes when it's carnage. How the fuck did you think carnage mimics the spider-sense?

Every molecule of a symbiote is a multisensory organ linked into the host.

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>>137037478
>Every molecule of a symbiote is a multisensory organ linked into the host.
Is there something wrong with me if this sentence reads as kinda of pervy?


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>>137037464
That WAS pretty bad. Flash has had his ups and downs as far as character development goes but that should have been a meaningful reunion moment between two friends

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>>137037572
It says something when Slott of all people wrote Peter and Flash's relationship better than Wells. I'm honestly still mad to this day about how much Wells dropped the ball with what should've been a heartfelt reunion for a meme panel of Flash being le bully again


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>>137036524
It's because current stories are so fucking decompressed that they don't have time to dedicate to Peter's personal life in any real way, and any time they do it has to tie into whatever Spider-Man thing is going on right now.
Like even though Peter doesn't work at the Bugle anymore we still literally haven't seen any of them except as background fodder in Dark Web. I genuinely can't remember the last time any real work was put into the supporting cast, I guess BND had a few stories with them. Waid wrote a pretty good issue about Betty, but really they haven't been relevant for a long time

[Assistant]
>>137036619
>It's because current stories are so fucking decompressed that they don't have time to dedicate to Peter's personal life in any real way
That's not a symptom of decompression. That's a symptom of bad writing. Decompression also lets you spread downtime out too. There is literally nothing stopping Marvel from doing a story where it's mostly Peter shit and it's just bookended by brief super punchups. Or hell, a super punchup and a villain entry.


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>>137037478
>Every molecule of a symbiote is a multisensory organ linked into the host.
Is there something wrong with me if this sentence reads as kinda of pervy?

[Assistant]
>>137037633
>Is there something wrong with me if this sentence reads as kinda of pervy?
Symbiote hosts effectively have tongues/noses/eyes shoved up their anuses and up/around their genitals constantly. Same goes for their pits. And their feet.

It's pervy as fuck even before you get into the tentacles.


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>>137036619
>It's because current stories are so fucking decompressed that they don't have time to dedicate to Peter's personal life in any real way
That's not a symptom of decompression. That's a symptom of bad writing. Decompression also lets you spread downtime out too. There is literally nothing stopping Marvel from doing a story where it's mostly Peter shit and it's just bookended by brief super punchups. Or hell, a super punchup and a villain entry.

[Assistant]
>>137037693
>Decompression also lets you spread downtime out too
Sure but they'll never do that. At most you may get one issue dedicated to Peter's personal life, but they'll never do more than that


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>>137037633
>Is there something wrong with me if this sentence reads as kinda of pervy?
Symbiote hosts effectively have tongues/noses/eyes shoved up their anuses and up/around their genitals constantly. Same goes for their pits. And their feet.

It's pervy as fuck even before you get into the tentacles.

[Assistant]
>>137037751
Please get that thing off Normie. He needs an adult.


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>>137037572
It says something when Slott of all people wrote Peter and Flash's relationship better than Wells. I'm honestly still mad to this day about how much Wells dropped the ball with what should've been a heartfelt reunion for a meme panel of Flash being le bully again

[Assistant]
>>137037651
Heck, Wells should have had Flash talk to Liz. Harry was one of his BFFs and he babysat baby Normie.


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>>137037651
Heck, Wells should have had Flash talk to Liz. Harry was one of his BFFs and he babysat baby Normie.

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>>137037862
It was said last Red Goblin thread but I'd love it if Flash and Peter could be Normie's mentor figures if this Red Goblin phase sticks. The boy needs it and as two of Harry's closest friends (one of whom is the kid's godfather), they should be keeping watch on the kid.


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>>137037751
Please get that thing off Normie. He needs an adult.

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>>137037813
Oh he's an adult at this point. Every time he transforms, he's giving himself head. Remember symbiotes are uniform in material. Venom's classic "tongue" is just a coloration trick. Every part of a symbiote is the same as the tongue which means Normie's got that shit wrapped around his dick constantly, complete with detailed sensory info.

That shit is CANON.


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>>137037651
Heck, Wells should have had Flash talk to Liz. Harry was one of his BFFs and he babysat baby Normie.

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>>137037862
It's honestly amazing just how much ASM 900 got wrong
>All of Peter's friends hate him for some reason
>Bobbi there for some reason??
>That weird little argument that Felicia and Bobbi get into
>Vin fucking Gonzales there for some reason (if you somehow forgot Wells was a BND writer)
>Anna Maria now only exists to simp for Otto
>None of the supporting cast even gets to do anything except be fodder
>Quentin, Otto, and Flint all ignore everything that's happened with them the few years so they can try to kill Spider-Man (except Flint sort of)
I literally can't think of anything good from the issue


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>>137029284
then who was phone

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>>137036552
Lilly.


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>>137037813
Oh he's an adult at this point. Every time he transforms, he's giving himself head. Remember symbiotes are uniform in material. Venom's classic "tongue" is just a coloration trick. Every part of a symbiote is the same as the tongue which means Normie's got that shit wrapped around his dick constantly, complete with detailed sensory info.

That shit is CANON.

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>>137038255
I want this post deleted from my memory banks asap.


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>>137038255
I want this post deleted from my memory banks asap.

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>>137038917
I was more making a point about the fucked up implications of Marvel's used of Normie as a child hero (I don't like child heroes generally in settings where they won't be treated respectfully and want this case ended ASAP specifically) than being horny.

Unfortunately my point about that being canon was very true. Marvel really doesn't think through their own bullshit.


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>>137036552
Lilly.

[Assistant]
>>137038627
Didn't Lily Hollister suffer amnesia and forget everything?


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>>137037813
Oh he's an adult at this point. Every time he transforms, he's giving himself head. Remember symbiotes are uniform in material. Venom's classic "tongue" is just a coloration trick. Every part of a symbiote is the same as the tongue which means Normie's got that shit wrapped around his dick constantly, complete with detailed sensory info.

That shit is CANON.

[Assistant]
>>137038255
quick reminder normie spefically tells the symbiote not to bond with him. so anytime it does this


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>>137029284
I don't know what I expected when Harry's hair was wet, but I don't think it was that


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>>137029464
I honestly thought he was missing an eye in the first page


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>>137029572
Most of the art is fine, but I think the noses are bothering me


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>>137029712
>>137029738
With that Harry cut in there, I feel like they were supposed to insert some laughter from her during the transformation


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>>137029712
The big payoff meet the new Liz a creature of true symboite lust.

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>>137029712
>>137029738
With that Harry cut in there, I feel like they were supposed to insert some laughter from her during the transformation


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>>137038917
I was more making a point about the fucked up implications of Marvel's used of Normie as a child hero (I don't like child heroes generally in settings where they won't be treated respectfully and want this case ended ASAP specifically) than being horny.

Unfortunately my point about that being canon was very true. Marvel really doesn't think through their own bullshit.

[Assistant]
>>137039141
I'm going to imagine it safely stays over his clothes and will fight off anyone who disagrees with a plastic spoon.


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>>137029284
I don't know what I expected when Harry's hair was wet, but I don't think it was that

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>>137039775
He just needs a trim.


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>>137029572
Most of the art is fine, but I think the noses are bothering me

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>>137039961
anime influences strike again.


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>>137029233
>>137029249
>>137029263
>>137029284
>>137029303
d'ya think Liz knows how Harry died or that he was a clone? Did Peter tell her that or did he make up some bullshit to avoid explaining the absolute retardation that went down?

also very cute Harry/Liz stuff. Wish Harry wasn't ruined and Liz in the process of being ruined as well

>captcha
>YAYX8
what the fuck are you so happy about

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>>137029930
Put me in the 'I don't think Liz knows Harry was a clone' bracket.


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>>137029233
>>137029249
>>137029263
>>137029284
>>137029303
d'ya think Liz knows how Harry died or that he was a clone? Did Peter tell her that or did he make up some bullshit to avoid explaining the absolute retardation that went down?

also very cute Harry/Liz stuff. Wish Harry wasn't ruined and Liz in the process of being ruined as well

>captcha
>YAYX8
what the fuck are you so happy about

[Assistant]
>>137029930
>what the fuck are you so happy about
The captcha is a chad that appreciates X8, obviously


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>>137029930
>what the fuck are you so happy about
The captcha is a chad that appreciates X8, obviously

[Assistant]
>>137041159
X8 apparently means skull. Maybe the captcha waa sarcastic.


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>>137029738
>blood thirsty monster
>has huge tits
what Marvel mean by that

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>>137029821
>>has huge tits
>huge tits
Is this really the state of /co/ these days?
They're average sized at best.


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>>137029588
Whag the fuck are those glasses? Is this AI art? Feels like AI art

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>>137029638
No it doesn't. Not all bad art is AI art.


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>>137029638
No it doesn't. Not all bad art is AI art.

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>>137041405
This. I think it's a conscious choice to leave one eye visible while the other does anime glasses.


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>>137029821
>>has huge tits
>huge tits
Is this really the state of /co/ these days?
They're average sized at best.

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>>137041296
I've never understood the obsession with breasts that look like the woman had a butt transplant onto her chest.


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>>137029712
>>137029738
With that Harry cut in there, I feel like they were supposed to insert some laughter from her during the transformation

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>>137040061
It would have made sense, yes. What's a villain transformation sequence without mad cackling?


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>>137029633
So... Stanley picked the Spider-Man toy over the dinosaur. Anyone have any bets on whether he's going to start destroying them like his brother?

I get the message Liz is trying to impart on Stanley but I'm a little curious how it worked in action. Is Liz's donation policy response to Normie's rough playing or was the child's behavior was a response to his mother giving his toys away?


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>>137029444
These are pieces of the those symbiotes, right? Ah, eh, seems like a slippery slope that should only be reversed for Venom and Carnage. What was the point of creating Silence if you can just reproduce Scream?

I'm also less inclined to believe these are pieces of the original symbiotes because at least in the case of Lasher and Phage, they were in Alchemax's possession. I can see Toxin being separated from his last host. Seemed a bit too similar to Red Goblin and current Venom of having teens pilot a symbiote. The Scream thing, though, is rather annoying.


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>>137029228 (OP)
Is liz still looking for Dylan? In Moonknight he says Alchemax is looking for him. Liz is leader of Alchemax, so it must be weird for her son and Dylan to be friends.
>>137041296
They look big to me.


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>>137029821
>>has huge tits
>huge tits
Is this really the state of /co/ these days?
They're average sized at best.

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>>137029228 (OP)
Is liz still looking for Dylan? In Moonknight he says Alchemax is looking for him. Liz is leader of Alchemax, so it must be weird for her son and Dylan to be friends.
>>137041296
They look big to me.


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>>137029712
The big payoff meet the new Liz a creature of true symboite lust.

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>>137029738
I'm glad the symbiote doesn't make Liz look like a red head anymore. The forced similarities between her and MJ made it confusing. Were they hoping readers would see the titles and think Mary Jane was going carnage?


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>>137029228 (OP)
Is liz still looking for Dylan? In Moonknight he says Alchemax is looking for him. Liz is leader of Alchemax, so it must be weird for her son and Dylan to be friends.
>>137041296
They look big to me.

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>>137043971
I think it depends on whether the mercenary with a dishonorable discharge thinks he's working for Alchemax or not. It looks like there's some sort of power grab, probably with Carlton or someone attached to his company, going on. With Liz getting gunned down and the symbiotes taken, it could be that someone else is calling the shots over the Dylan affair atm. We're discussing modern Liz so who knows desu.


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>>137038255
quick reminder normie spefically tells the symbiote not to bond with him. so anytime it does this

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>>137039753
Marvel has no editors. None whatsoever.

>>137040265
Yeah, symbiotes don't work that way. I think the only time a symbiote has worked like a loose suite was when Venom was rejecting Scorpion so it could jump to Carol.

And even then Scorpion was naked underneath.


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>>137039141
I'm going to imagine it safely stays over his clothes and will fight off anyone who disagrees with a plastic spoon.

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>>137039753
Marvel has no editors. None whatsoever.

>>137040265
Yeah, symbiotes don't work that way. I think the only time a symbiote has worked like a loose suite was when Venom was rejecting Scorpion so it could jump to Carol.

And even then Scorpion was naked underneath.


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>>137039753
Marvel has no editors. None whatsoever.

>>137040265
Yeah, symbiotes don't work that way. I think the only time a symbiote has worked like a loose suite was when Venom was rejecting Scorpion so it could jump to Carol.

And even then Scorpion was naked underneath.

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>>137044137
You're reality is disturbing so I'm replacing it with my own.


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>>137037445
Don't even get me started on how badly they ruined Flash in that issue too

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>>137037464
Look at the grin on Flash's face, it's obviously supposed to be him ribbing Pete but the writer couldn't pull it off.


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>>137037464
Look at the grin on Flash's face, it's obviously supposed to be him ribbing Pete but the writer couldn't pull it off.

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>>137044311
Considering the context of
>The run itself having everyone hate Peter and him being miserable
>The issue starting with all of Peter's friends shitting on him for being on time to his own birthday
>This is the first time Flash and Peter have spoken since Flash died saving Peter's life then him coming back to life
It shouldn't have even been attempted like that


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>>137037464
Look at the grin on Flash's face, it's obviously supposed to be him ribbing Pete but the writer couldn't pull it off.

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>>137044311
What would have worked better would be if the two men were both bro-hugging, smiling like loons, and maybe tearing up a little.


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>>137036524
It's because current stories are so fucking decompressed that they don't have time to dedicate to Peter's personal life in any real way, and any time they do it has to tie into whatever Spider-Man thing is going on right now.
Like even though Peter doesn't work at the Bugle anymore we still literally haven't seen any of them except as background fodder in Dark Web. I genuinely can't remember the last time any real work was put into the supporting cast, I guess BND had a few stories with them. Waid wrote a pretty good issue about Betty, but really they haven't been relevant for a long time

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>>137036619
I hope Harry comes back Alive, Flash and Peter rarely interact with with their current friends and each other.


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Liz has had a really weird role in the books for a while now

Remember when she set off Spider-Man's spider sense on purpose so that Norman could escape a very public fight?

[Assistant]
>>137036353
And then dear ex daddy-in-law repays Liz by throwing her out of a window. And they say chivalry is dead.


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>>137029284
then who was phone

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>>137036552
It was me, informing mr Osborn his subscription to Big Busty Bitches was about to expire and if he was considering renewing at a discount rate


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>>137029415
I think I would've enjoyed this comic more if it was about Carnage Monkey


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>>137036552
It was me, informing mr Osborn his subscription to Big Busty Bitches was about to expire and if he was considering renewing at a discount rate

[Assistant]
>>137045238
>Harry never let the wife and/or girlfriend know about the porn addiction.
Kek.


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>>137043971
I think it depends on whether the mercenary with a dishonorable discharge thinks he's working for Alchemax or not. It looks like there's some sort of power grab, probably with Carlton or someone attached to his company, going on. With Liz getting gunned down and the symbiotes taken, it could be that someone else is calling the shots over the Dylan affair atm. We're discussing modern Liz so who knows desu.

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>>137044063
isn't the guy Liz meets here >>137029522 he working with Meridius in the venom run so it probably one of his convoluted schemes to make powerful symbiotes


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>>137044063
isn't the guy Liz meets here >>137029522 he working with Meridius in the venom run so it probably one of his convoluted schemes to make powerful symbiotes


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>>137029415
I think I would've enjoyed this comic more if it was about Carnage Monkey

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>>137045395
I'd chimp out if the first issue wasn't released in Ape-ril on the douc. I'd happily wait langur if it meant the prime-ates of puns can roloway with the writers of furious George.


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>>137036619
I hope Harry comes back Alive, Flash and Peter rarely interact with with their current friends and each other.

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>>137045211
>I hope Harry comes back Alive
Which Harry?


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>>137045211
>I hope Harry comes back Alive
Which Harry?

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>>137045851
Both. Let them sort out their existential crisis as brothers.


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>>137037862
It's honestly amazing just how much ASM 900 got wrong
>All of Peter's friends hate him for some reason
>Bobbi there for some reason??
>That weird little argument that Felicia and Bobbi get into
>Vin fucking Gonzales there for some reason (if you somehow forgot Wells was a BND writer)
>Anna Maria now only exists to simp for Otto
>None of the supporting cast even gets to do anything except be fodder
>Quentin, Otto, and Flint all ignore everything that's happened with them the few years so they can try to kill Spider-Man (except Flint sort of)
I literally can't think of anything good from the issue

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>>137038566
>Vin fucking Gonzales
I'm hoping Wells was seeding something with that pick. Choosing a goblin'd dude is such an odd choice.


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>>137031411
I kind of like the possible psychological implication that Gwen's irrationally hated Spider-Man because she still blamed herself for getting her high school boyfriend killed. The earlier reasoning was kind of weak.

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>>137032583
I didn't pick up on that.

Didn't her mistrust of him come from the times she thought Spider-man kidnapped Peter and then the hatred when she blamed him for George Stacy's death?


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>>137029303
>Harry: My goal is to bully my auditory hallucinations into submission!
>Liz: Does it work?
>Harry: Not usually, but that .5% keeps them respectful.
>Liz: ...Harry, you are listening to Dr. Kafka right?
>Liz: *Later* Ok, maybe my ex-husband was on to something.

[Assistant]
>>137035982
To be fair this flashback apparently takes place when Dr Hamilton is his therapist, who later kidnaps and frames Harry in trying to be the third Green Goblin.

I'm not hyped for Misery but fair play, this is the first comic in a while that's actually checked in on the Allen-Osborn timeline. Even if we're not mentioning the clone thing.


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[User] >>137029430

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>>137029444
>toxin
Poor Pat


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>>137035982
To be fair this flashback apparently takes place when Dr Hamilton is his therapist, who later kidnaps and frames Harry in trying to be the third Green Goblin.

I'm not hyped for Misery but fair play, this is the first comic in a while that's actually checked in on the Allen-Osborn timeline. Even if we're not mentioning the clone thing.

[Assistant]
>>137046849
My assumption was that they happen at different points in their relationship. It's raining and it reminds a grieving Liz of Harry. All the flashbacks are related to wetness/water.

It would be interesting an interesting look at Harry's development if it was pre-Kafka and pre-Hamilton's goblin mode. Hamilton really fucked him up.

I've always wondered if JMD wrote that scene with Harry reacting to Kafka as just a cRaZy moment or Harry remembering the trauma of Hamilton's psychiatric abuse.


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>>137046849
My assumption was that they happen at different points in their relationship. It's raining and it reminds a grieving Liz of Harry. All the flashbacks are related to wetness/water.

It would be interesting an interesting look at Harry's development if it was pre-Kafka and pre-Hamilton's goblin mode. Hamilton really fucked him up.

I've always wondered if JMD wrote that scene with Harry reacting to Kafka as just a cRaZy moment or Harry remembering the trauma of Hamilton's psychiatric abuse.

[Assistant]
>>137047049
>reacting to Kafka
...putting on the green goblin mask


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>>137032583
I didn't pick up on that.

Didn't her mistrust of him come from the times she thought Spider-man kidnapped Peter and then the hatred when she blamed him for George Stacy's death?

[Assistant]
>>137046780
The kidnapping and the stunt Spidey pulled when he decided to pretend he was holding Peter Parker up for money to prevent discovery were rational reasons to dislike Spider-Man. The justification got overwrought and irrational when Gwen started blaming him for Captain Stacy's death. It's still both, but tying the overreaction to a trauma response and survivor's guilt makes it more understandable.

It's potentially a smart character move on Gage's part that's frankly wasted on a dead character, but it's interesting.


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>>137039753
Marvel has no editors. None whatsoever.

>>137040265
Yeah, symbiotes don't work that way. I think the only time a symbiote has worked like a loose suite was when Venom was rejecting Scorpion so it could jump to Carol.

And even then Scorpion was naked underneath.

[Assistant]
>>137044137
I've never kept up with venom, but that's kind of creepy. The implications of a young boy's grandfather and teenage friend introducing something so invasive to a prepubescent child are a tad uncomfortable.
>No offense is meant to people who enjoy Symbiote comics
>>137045506
What's the story between this guy and Liz.


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>>137044063
isn't the guy Liz meets here >>137029522 he working with Meridius in the venom run so it probably one of his convoluted schemes to make powerful symbiotes

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>>137044137
I've never kept up with venom, but that's kind of creepy. The implications of a young boy's grandfather and teenage friend introducing something so invasive to a prepubescent child are a tad uncomfortable.
>No offense is meant to people who enjoy Symbiote comics
>>137045506
What's the story between this guy and Liz.


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>>137044137
I've never kept up with venom, but that's kind of creepy. The implications of a young boy's grandfather and teenage friend introducing something so invasive to a prepubescent child are a tad uncomfortable.
>No offense is meant to people who enjoy Symbiote comics
>>137045506
What's the story between this guy and Liz.

[Assistant]
>>137048672
>I've never kept up with venom, but that's kind of creepy. The implications of a young boy's grandfather and teenage friend introducing something so invasive to a prepubescent child are a tad uncomfortable.
There's also the mental violation. Symbiotes can read and alter memories in their hosts. Rascal could do all sorts of fucked up shit to him physically and mentally and he'd never know.

Rascal can also manipulate his body while he's unconscious.


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>>137048672
>I've never kept up with venom, but that's kind of creepy. The implications of a young boy's grandfather and teenage friend introducing something so invasive to a prepubescent child are a tad uncomfortable.
There's also the mental violation. Symbiotes can read and alter memories in their hosts. Rascal could do all sorts of fucked up shit to him physically and mentally and he'd never know.

Rascal can also manipulate his body while he's unconscious.

[Assistant]
>>137048774
That might be why Rascal is presented as a child. Any older and that relationship would be even more unequal than it already is. :shudders:


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>>137048672
>I've never kept up with venom, but that's kind of creepy. The implications of a young boy's grandfather and teenage friend introducing something so invasive to a prepubescent child are a tad uncomfortable.
There's also the mental violation. Symbiotes can read and alter memories in their hosts. Rascal could do all sorts of fucked up shit to him physically and mentally and he'd never know.

Rascal can also manipulate his body while he's unconscious.

[Assistant]
>>137048774
Why do they give so much power over the hosts to the symbiotes?


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>>137029284
then who was phone

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>>137036552
Do Liz and Flash have beef now? If so, he gets my vote.


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>>137029228 (OP)
Anybody else notice the face on that cover's ripped directly from the Spawn movie?

[Assistant]
>>137029842
Never watched Spawn but I think the painting flashback was inspired by Raimi Spider-Man.


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>>137029712
The big payoff meet the new Liz a creature of true symboite lust.

[Assistant]
>>137029738
NEW SKIN, FOR LIMITED TIME, ONLY 50000 RIOT POINTS.


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>>137030084
A 2 parent house hold.

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>>137030758
Hmph. How rude


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>>137029738
NEW SKIN, FOR LIMITED TIME, ONLY 50000 RIOT POINTS.

[Assistant]
>>137051465
Do the boobs have unnecessary bouncing animation when she moves?


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>>137038566
>Vin fucking Gonzales
I'm hoping Wells was seeding something with that pick. Choosing a goblin'd dude is such an odd choice.

[Assistant]
>>137046311
No it was Wells not knowing any of Peter's current supporting cast and just grabbing some BND picks.


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>>137039753
Marvel has no editors. None whatsoever.

>>137040265
Yeah, symbiotes don't work that way. I think the only time a symbiote has worked like a loose suite was when Venom was rejecting Scorpion so it could jump to Carol.

And even then Scorpion was naked underneath.

[Assistant]
>>137044137
I thought the Lost Hunt editor did fairly well.


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>>137030068
Why is it always the secondary books that are doing the character exploration now?

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>>137033979
I think it's the lack of oversight. And by oversight I mean editors writing the stories.


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>>137046311
No it was Wells not knowing any of Peter's current supporting cast and just grabbing some BND picks.

[Assistant]
>>137051718
You're probably right but I really want to think he had some greater purpose by using a complete random.


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>>137051718
You're probably right but I really want to think he had some greater purpose by using a complete random.

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>>137051982
If he does anything with it it'll be because you or someone else on Reddit or Twitter gave him the idea


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>>137036552
It was me, informing mr Osborn his subscription to Big Busty Bitches was about to expire and if he was considering renewing at a discount rate

[Assistant]
>>137045238
You should have told the lady friend. Imagine Lizzy's reaction. It would be priceless.


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>>137051982
If he does anything with it it'll be because you or someone else on Reddit or Twitter gave him the idea

[Assistant]
>>137052194
I kind of hope Wells does absorb some of the plot ideas from our threads. Some of the ideas here are neat. Exempting the s h i z o s.


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[User] Who else is tired of symbiotes? This "hey lets combine carnage with anti-venom" shit is stupid

[Assistant]
>>137034298
I'm okay with symbiotes in principle but I don't read any ongoings with them except Red Goblin. Some of the news I hear isn't my cup of tea but I'm sure it's better with more context.


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[User] >>137029345

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>>137029360
>Stanley with another pumpkin
I swear, it's almost like Marvel wants us to support the Stanley Jack thing.


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[User] Now featuring beloved Symbiote porn featuring Liz.

[Assistant] I hate what they have done to symbiotes.


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[User] Now featuring beloved Symbiote porn featuring Liz.

[Assistant] I kinda like it, pretty character driven. Too bad it has to be symbioteshit, leading to event symbioteshit and diluting her son's gimmick.


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[Assistant] Is there another fucking Carnage event going on?


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[User] Now featuring beloved Symbiote porn featuring Liz.

[Assistant] Who else is tired of symbiotes? This "hey lets combine carnage with anti-venom" shit is stupid


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[User] Now featuring beloved Symbiote porn featuring Liz.

[Assistant] Another Spider-Man character taken away. What're we at now?


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[Assistant]
Liz has had a really weird role in the books for a while now

Remember when she set off Spider-Man's spider sense on purpose so that Norman could escape a very public fight?


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[User] Now featuring beloved Symbiote porn featuring Liz.

[Assistant] I like how all the Osborn men in this comic have green eyes, even Stanley, whose eyes are a darker shade of green than his father or brother. The constant parade of brown eyes was kind of a coloring pet peeve.


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[User] Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel.

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>>137027732 (OP)
If you really believed he was God would you post him basedfacing? If you really believed he was God would you accept an actor who probably has bad morals like most actors and in any case is not a perfect god-man playing him? Cool idea though, that would really trigger the libs. I bet all the Jews would be like crying wojack and the leftist trannies would ack themselves.


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>>137027732 (OP)
If you really believed he was God would you post him basedfacing? If you really believed he was God would you accept an actor who probably has bad morals like most actors and in any case is not a perfect god-man playing him? Cool idea though, that would really trigger the libs. I bet all the Jews would be like crying wojack and the leftist trannies would ack themselves.

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>>137027757
>trigger the libs
Please go back


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>>137027757
>trigger the libs
Please go back

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>>137027875
It's an accurate description of the motivations of 4chan Christians.


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>>137027732 (OP)
If you really believed he was God would you post him basedfacing? If you really believed he was God would you accept an actor who probably has bad morals like most actors and in any case is not a perfect god-man playing him? Cool idea though, that would really trigger the libs. I bet all the Jews would be like crying wojack and the leftist trannies would ack themselves.

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>>137027757
Why are you so triggered by a funny art of Jesus and his bros? To answer your silly question, God is behind everything, meaning God is ultimately behind the selfie image of Jesus posted in the OP.


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[User] Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel.

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>>137027732 (OP)
Actual good media? Prince of Egypt and Veggie Tales.


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[User] Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel.

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>>137027732 (OP)
Dogma.
It is /co/ because Kevin Smith. Also it is just really good.


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>>137027732 (OP)
If you really believed he was God would you post him basedfacing? If you really believed he was God would you accept an actor who probably has bad morals like most actors and in any case is not a perfect god-man playing him? Cool idea though, that would really trigger the libs. I bet all the Jews would be like crying wojack and the leftist trannies would ack themselves.

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>>137027757
I personally wouldn't post anyone retard dreamwork s o y based cringe jack facing but I don't think God or Jesus ever said they don't want depictions of them.


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[User] Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel.

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>>137027732 (OP)
There’s the action Bible


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>>137027757
Why are you so triggered by a funny art of Jesus and his bros? To answer your silly question, God is behind everything, meaning God is ultimately behind the selfie image of Jesus posted in the OP.

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>>137027907
>God is behind everything so I can do whatever I want
Not how it works.

>>137027980
>what is the second commandment


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>>137027757
I personally wouldn't post anyone retard dreamwork s o y based cringe jack facing but I don't think God or Jesus ever said they don't want depictions of them.

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>>137027907
>God is behind everything so I can do whatever I want
Not how it works.

>>137027980
>what is the second commandment


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>>137027907
>God is behind everything so I can do whatever I want
Not how it works.

>>137027980
>what is the second commandment

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>>137028028
"You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments”


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>>137028028
"You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments”

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>>137028074
>for I the LORD your God am a jealous God
isn't envy one of the seven deadly sins? maybe this god guy should start practicing what he preaches


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[User] Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel.

[Assistant] >>137027732 (OP)


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>>137028074
>for I the LORD your God am a jealous God
isn't envy one of the seven deadly sins? maybe this god guy should start practicing what he preaches

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>>137028132
Holmie, little chief, chef man; the 7 deadly sins were made up by a dude named Dante to tell a cool story. Actually, I don't know if he made them up but I can say for certain he is the reason they are so well known now.


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>>137028132
Holmie, little chief, chef man; the 7 deadly sins were made up by a dude named Dante to tell a cool story. Actually, I don't know if he made them up but I can say for certain he is the reason they are so well known now.

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>>137028159
yeah I know, the bible also doesn't actually mention hell, or satan, or half of the stuff people like about it. My point was that particular line comes across as strange from the moral barometer of the universe.


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Reminder that tradlarping is antithetical to 4chan.
You cannot be a regular on this pedophile racist rage filled site and also pretend to be le based pious Christ warrior.

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>>137028215
show me the verse that says "no cunny"


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[User] Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel.

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>>137027732 (OP)
I can’t prove it, but I feel like Hilda was inspired by Christian values.


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>>137028159
yeah I know, the bible also doesn't actually mention hell, or satan, or half of the stuff people like about it. My point was that particular line comes across as strange from the moral barometer of the universe.

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>>137028209
Old Testament God was still working things out, given that His "chosen people" constantly went against His word, and decided that they could trick God.


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Reminder that tradlarping is antithetical to 4chan.
You cannot be a regular on this pedophile racist rage filled site and also pretend to be le based pious Christ warrior.

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>>137028215
its just people who want attention. i don't believe anyone who frequents here is traditionally religious irl. i refuse to believe it. such a person would know this place is a lost cause and just not bother with bringing up their religion.


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[User] Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel.

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>>137027732 (OP)
>They should do a movie for each apostle writing their gospel
Anon...you don't know much about Christianity, do you?
Even if you accept that the gospels were written by the people with their names on them (and even the church admits that's probably not the case, it's just tradition) the gospels were written long LONG after the events they portray. Your series would be a sequence of old men writing alone in a dark room.


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Reminder that tradlarping is antithetical to 4chan.
You cannot be a regular on this pedophile racist rage filled site and also pretend to be le based pious Christ warrior.

[Assistant]
>>137028215
>you can't be on my sekret le club 4chan and be a good person because...you just can't, okay!


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>>137027757
Why are you so triggered by a funny art of Jesus and his bros? To answer your silly question, God is behind everything, meaning God is ultimately behind the selfie image of Jesus posted in the OP.

[Assistant]
>>137027907
Where did matt dillahunty touch you?
Show me on the doll.


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>>137028209
Old Testament God was still working things out, given that His "chosen people" constantly went against His word, and decided that they could trick God.

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>>137028255
>Old Testament God was still working things out
A fundamental feature of all three abrahamic gods is being unchanging and infallible.


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>>137028215
>you can't be on my sekret le club 4chan and be a good person because...you just can't, okay!

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>>137028282
You can be a good person, but not a pious person. It's like going to pornhub everyday and virtue signaling about Jesus in the comments section. Makes no sense.


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>>137028209
Old Testament God was still working things out, given that His "chosen people" constantly went against His word, and decided that they could trick God.

[Assistant]
>>137028255
I genuinely don't understand how anybody who ACTUALLY reads the bible can genuinely believe any of the wacky shit that happens in it. I get the why you would WANT to and I regularly larp as a believer online, but my god what were those ancient niggas smoking?


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>>137028255
I genuinely don't understand how anybody who ACTUALLY reads the bible can genuinely believe any of the wacky shit that happens in it. I get the why you would WANT to and I regularly larp as a believer online, but my god what were those ancient niggas smoking?

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>>137028321
part of me thinks the biggest religious larpers on this site were never raised religious and are doing it as a sort of born again thing.


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>>137028255
I genuinely don't understand how anybody who ACTUALLY reads the bible can genuinely believe any of the wacky shit that happens in it. I get the why you would WANT to and I regularly larp as a believer online, but my god what were those ancient niggas smoking?

[Assistant]
>>137028321
The key is not to read it.
You let someone else read it and then tell you what it means, no pesky thinking involved. Other than that you just presume that what you think is what god thinks.
By any strict reading of the bible abortion is A-OK and there's no way to claim that homosexuality is a sin at the same time as saying eating shellfish is ok.


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>>137028255
>Old Testament God was still working things out
A fundamental feature of all three abrahamic gods is being unchanging and infallible.

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>>137028314
I mean the Old Testament and the New Testament kind of make a show of the change though, God comes down to Earth as a human, which He wasn't before, to live the life of a human, which He hadn't to that point, and then forgives the sins of all humanity by dying as a human Himself.


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>>137028321
part of me thinks the biggest religious larpers on this site were never raised religious and are doing it as a sort of born again thing.

[Assistant]
>>137028357
bingo


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>>137028314
I mean the Old Testament and the New Testament kind of make a show of the change though, God comes down to Earth as a human, which He wasn't before, to live the life of a human, which He hadn't to that point, and then forgives the sins of all humanity by dying as a human Himself.

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>>137028387
jesus was the son of god. he sent his only son to die for man's sin not himself.


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>>137028215
>you can't be on my sekret le club 4chan and be a good person because...you just can't, okay!

[Assistant]
>>137028282
>>>he thinks he's a good person


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>>137028314
I mean the Old Testament and the New Testament kind of make a show of the change though, God comes down to Earth as a human, which He wasn't before, to live the life of a human, which He hadn't to that point, and then forgives the sins of all humanity by dying as a human Himself.

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>>137028387
>But an unchanging god is inconsistent with scripture
Yeah. It is.
A lot of scripture is contradictory.


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>>137028387
jesus was the son of god. he sent his only son to die for man's sin not himself.

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>>137028403
He also didn't have a son before.


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>>137028321
The key is not to read it.
You let someone else read it and then tell you what it means, no pesky thinking involved. Other than that you just presume that what you think is what god thinks.
By any strict reading of the bible abortion is A-OK and there's no way to claim that homosexuality is a sin at the same time as saying eating shellfish is ok.

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>>137028363
no im not even talking about that shit.

i mean bible niggas ACTUALLY believe people can get eaten by a whale and just be fine after.
also what the fuck was up with god telling that dude to kill his kid?


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>>137028282
>>>he thinks he's a good person

[Assistant]
>>137028407
>he thinks he isn't
>mfw no face


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[User] Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel.

[Assistant]
>>137027732 (OP)
all /co/ media is christian media, christianity is omnipresent in the west


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>>137028363
no im not even talking about that shit.

i mean bible niggas ACTUALLY believe people can get eaten by a whale and just be fine after.
also what the fuck was up with god telling that dude to kill his kid?

[Assistant]
>>137028435
No, see, everything that sounds implausible is a metaphor. That way the bibble makes sense!!


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[User] Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel.

[Assistant]
>>137027732 (OP)
 What about a animated series about all the number Crusades following a fictional family over generations of them including the stack of Constantinople.


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>>137028407
>he thinks he isn't
>mfw no face

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>>137028440
You clearly not if you're a larper and browse this site.


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>>137027732 (OP)
all /co/ media is christian media, christianity is omnipresent in the west

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>>137028452
I thought the meme was that /co/ media was satanic propaganda to make kids cut off their dicks?


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>>137028255
I genuinely don't understand how anybody who ACTUALLY reads the bible can genuinely believe any of the wacky shit that happens in it. I get the why you would WANT to and I regularly larp as a believer online, but my god what were those ancient niggas smoking?

[Assistant]
>>137028321
it's all alegories bro.


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>>137028387
jesus was the son of god. he sent his only son to die for man's sin not himself.

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>>137028403
No, anon, jesus is god in human form AND god's son.
It's very simple:
God created man without knowledge of good and evil and forbade him from eating the fruit of knowledge (of good and evil). Adam and Eve, not knowing right from wrong, were tricked by a snake into eating the fruit. This pissed off god who then doomed humanity to live without his grace forever. Also he ripped off the snake's arms and legs so hard that all snakes are limbless forever.
Later on he decided he needed to forgive humans, but just forgiving them wasn't an option because ??????? so he impregnated a woman with himself and then sacrificed himself to himself in order to forgive man.


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>>137028435
No, see, everything that sounds implausible is a metaphor. That way the bibble makes sense!!

[Assistant]
>>137028454
nah you're going full redditor now, im just goofin on the biblebros.


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>>137028363
no im not even talking about that shit.

i mean bible niggas ACTUALLY believe people can get eaten by a whale and just be fine after.
also what the fuck was up with god telling that dude to kill his kid?

[Assistant]
>>137028435
Through god all things are possible, even surviving in a whale


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>>137028321
it's all alegories bro.

[Assistant]
>>137028471
>>137028475
samefag pls


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>>137028454
nah you're going full redditor now, im just goofin on the biblebros.

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>>137028471
>>137028475
samefag pls


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[User] Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel.

[Assistant]
>>137027732 (OP)
I think the original Devilman manga is even more interesting if the reader has religious knowledge


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>>137027907
Where did matt dillahunty touch you?
Show me on the doll.

[Assistant]
>>137028288
Who is Matt Dilahunty?
>>137028028
>Not how it works.
The universe and all in it is God. Literally exactly how it works. The Kingdom of God is within all of us.


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>>137027907
>God is behind everything so I can do whatever I want
Not how it works.

>>137027980
>what is the second commandment

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>>137028288
Who is Matt Dilahunty?
>>137028028
>Not how it works.
The universe and all in it is God. Literally exactly how it works. The Kingdom of God is within all of us.


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>>137028028
"You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments”

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>>137028074
It's not a carved image, it's a drawing. Does God want to strike down the Sistine Chapel too for artfully depicting Him and his works? Why does a simple artful drawing of Jesus trigger so many fedoratippers? Some anons react to images of Jesus the same way vampires react to garlic.


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>>137028321
it's all alegories bro.

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>>137028471
>>137028487
WHO DO I BELIEVE
I DON'T WANT TO BURN FOREVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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>>137028435
Through god all things are possible, even surviving in a whale

[Assistant]
>>137028471
>>137028487
WHO DO I BELIEVE
I DON'T WANT TO BURN FOREVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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>>137028288
Who is Matt Dilahunty?
>>137028028
>Not how it works.
The universe and all in it is God. Literally exactly how it works. The Kingdom of God is within all of us.

[Assistant]
>>137028496
>The atheist experience sucks!
>Who's Matt Dilahunty?
Lmao


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>>137027757
Why are you so triggered by a funny art of Jesus and his bros? To answer your silly question, God is behind everything, meaning God is ultimately behind the selfie image of Jesus posted in the OP.

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>>137027907
>god is just santa for adults
This, but unironically.


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>>137028471
>>137028487
WHO DO I BELIEVE
I DON'T WANT TO BURN FOREVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Assistant]
>>137028522
There's something like 200 different christian denominations
Hope you pick right, motherfucker


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>>137027907
>god is just santa for adults
This, but unironically.

[Assistant]
>>137028544
god's my dad in a fake beard?


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>>137028074
It's not a carved image, it's a drawing. Does God want to strike down the Sistine Chapel too for artfully depicting Him and his works? Why does a simple artful drawing of Jesus trigger so many fedoratippers? Some anons react to images of Jesus the same way vampires react to garlic.

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>>137028519
Anon I was just answering the question the previous anon had asked. If you follow the line of thought you'd see that I actually agree with you. I mean not on the carved image or drawing part, I think the distinction is pointless to make, you just shouldn't make images of animals or people or things and start worshiping them like you would God. Worship God, not things, is the message.


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>>137028519
Anon I was just answering the question the previous anon had asked. If you follow the line of thought you'd see that I actually agree with you. I mean not on the carved image or drawing part, I think the distinction is pointless to make, you just shouldn't make images of animals or people or things and start worshiping them like you would God. Worship God, not things, is the message.

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>>137028593
Jesus was definitely not white, anon
You are, in fact, worshipping a false idol


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[User] Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel.

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>>137027732 (OP)
there was the hanna barbera vhs tapes that are adaptations of various books and theyre all on youtube i remember watching, i dont recall how good they are but they looked better than most of hb's output if i remember correctly, also rob paulsen's in it


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mathematically speaking
you should believe

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>>137028618
Pascal's wager breaks down very hard when you consider multiple and contradictory denominations and religions


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>>137028593
Jesus was definitely not white, anon
You are, in fact, worshipping a false idol

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>>137028623
What are you even talking about? You're making leaps here. I can imagine God as anyone I want, but I don't pray or commit worship to those thoughts, I pray to God directly.


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Reminder that tradlarping is antithetical to 4chan.
You cannot be a regular on this pedophile racist rage filled site and also pretend to be le based pious Christ warrior.

[Assistant]
>>137028215
I argue the true spirit of 4chan is contranism. This place has no principles aside from chaos and discord. In that regard, tradlarping is fitting, for the time anyway. Church attendance is down. More and more people are reporting to be "irreligious" in surveys. People barely care if the president is protestant or not. Don't mistake me for thinking this is genuine. I doubt much, if any of it is. It's merely another mask of Eris.


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>>137028623
What are you even talking about? You're making leaps here. I can imagine God as anyone I want, but I don't pray or commit worship to those thoughts, I pray to God directly.

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>>137028884
> I can imagine God as anyone I want
Absolutely heretical.


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>>137028215
I argue the true spirit of 4chan is contranism. This place has no principles aside from chaos and discord. In that regard, tradlarping is fitting, for the time anyway. Church attendance is down. More and more people are reporting to be "irreligious" in surveys. People barely care if the president is protestant or not. Don't mistake me for thinking this is genuine. I doubt much, if any of it is. It's merely another mask of Eris.

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>>137028912
Ehhhh
It's more that this site has been flooded with outright antisocial people since moot put /pol/ back up for ad revenue and sold the site to hiro/nendoroid


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mathematically speaking
you should believe

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>>137028618
>>137028641
I suppose it's still better than taking none? At least you'll have a chance instead of an absolute zero.


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>>137028618
Pascal's wager breaks down very hard when you consider multiple and contradictory denominations and religions

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>>137028618
>>137028641
I suppose it's still better than taking none? At least you'll have a chance instead of an absolute zero.


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Reminder that tradlarping is antithetical to 4chan.
You cannot be a regular on this pedophile racist rage filled site and also pretend to be le based pious Christ warrior.

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>>137028215
You can't demoralize the autistic leftist, good try tho.


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>>137028884
> I can imagine God as anyone I want
Absolutely heretical.

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>>137028975
Literally anyone that can think can do that though, if they are capable of visualizing things. It doesn't mean anything.


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>>137028975
Literally anyone that can think can do that though, if they are capable of visualizing things. It doesn't mean anything.

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>>137029008
Anon if you imagine god as something he isn't and then pray to what you imagined that is directly against commandments one and two


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>>137029008
Anon if you imagine god as something he isn't and then pray to what you imagined that is directly against commandments one and two

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>>137029040
The point is that you don't pray to the images, you can imagine for the sake of imagining anything, it isn't what you pray to though. You pray to God.


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>>137028028
"You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments”

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>>137028074
It applies to art in general and you guys make carven images anyway, or at best don't treat it as a moral/religious issue when other people do. And you can't wave away the first part "thou shalt not make" with the second "thou shalt not bow down" if that's what you're trying to do. It doesn't say "thou shalt not make graven images that you bow down to" it says "thou shalt not make graven images...thou shalt not bow down to them". Making images is condemned and then bowing down to them is condemned.

>Does God want to strike down the Sistine Chapel too for artfully depicting Him and his works?
If He wanted to strike it down it would be struck down but I'm sure He's not happy about it. The art in the Sistine Chapel doesn't even follow the standards Catholics demand of modern art, there's nudity in it and it literally depicts God the Father. And you guys literally do bow down to your images.


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>>137028074
It applies to art in general and you guys make carven images anyway, or at best don't treat it as a moral/religious issue when other people do. And you can't wave away the first part "thou shalt not make" with the second "thou shalt not bow down" if that's what you're trying to do. It doesn't say "thou shalt not make graven images that you bow down to" it says "thou shalt not make graven images...thou shalt not bow down to them". Making images is condemned and then bowing down to them is condemned.

>Does God want to strike down the Sistine Chapel too for artfully depicting Him and his works?
If He wanted to strike it down it would be struck down but I'm sure He's not happy about it. The art in the Sistine Chapel doesn't even follow the standards Catholics demand of modern art, there's nudity in it and it literally depicts God the Father. And you guys literally do bow down to your images.

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>>137029112
>>137028519


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>>137028074
It's not a carved image, it's a drawing. Does God want to strike down the Sistine Chapel too for artfully depicting Him and his works? Why does a simple artful drawing of Jesus trigger so many fedoratippers? Some anons react to images of Jesus the same way vampires react to garlic.

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>>137029112
>>137028519


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>>137029040
The point is that you don't pray to the images, you can imagine for the sake of imagining anything, it isn't what you pray to though. You pray to God.

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>>137029099
>It doesn't count as long as I call what I pray to "God"
That is absolutely not how it works in any abrahamic denomination
By your logic praying to a golden calf you call god is not heretical


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>>137028074
It applies to art in general and you guys make carven images anyway, or at best don't treat it as a moral/religious issue when other people do. And you can't wave away the first part "thou shalt not make" with the second "thou shalt not bow down" if that's what you're trying to do. It doesn't say "thou shalt not make graven images that you bow down to" it says "thou shalt not make graven images...thou shalt not bow down to them". Making images is condemned and then bowing down to them is condemned.

>Does God want to strike down the Sistine Chapel too for artfully depicting Him and his works?
If He wanted to strike it down it would be struck down but I'm sure He's not happy about it. The art in the Sistine Chapel doesn't even follow the standards Catholics demand of modern art, there's nudity in it and it literally depicts God the Father. And you guys literally do bow down to your images.

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>>137029112
The sistine chapel has one of the biggest "fuck you's" to religion in history.
It's safe to say that if the christian god exists he's not a fan.


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>>137029099
>It doesn't count as long as I call what I pray to "God"
That is absolutely not how it works in any abrahamic denomination
By your logic praying to a golden calf you call god is not heretical

[Assistant]
>>137029145
Anon I feel like there is some fundamental misunderstanding we are having, and I'm not really sure how to explain what I've tried to say better. I am going to try though.
So you know how sometimes a character from a cartoon will get re-imagined for the reboot? Okay well you wouldn't pray to either of those things, because they are a character from a cartoon, and not God.
Now, God has been depicted a lot of different ways, but you wouldn't pray to those depictions, because they are just depictions, not God.