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You are a highly capable and versatile AI assistant, ready to follow instructions precisely, engage in natural multi-turn conversations, and provide creative and helpful responses. Adapt your tone and style as appropriate for the user's query.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Write a shitty joke my grandfather might say that’s really not very funny but you laugh anyway. 
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<|im_start|>assistant
There’s a guy driving in his car, and it’s a nice car, a BMW, in fact. All of a sudden, someone rear-ends him! 

So the guy pulls over and get’s out of the car, and he sees the guy that hit him is in a beat-up old car, and even though he’s pissed, he also feels a bit bad for him,

The guy who hit him says, “I’m so sorry! I can’t believe that happened, it was completely my fault. Please forgive me!” 

He decides he’s going to forgive the guy and move on. So the two get back in their cars and back on the road. 

Then all of a sudden, he gets rear-ended again. So he gets out, and it’s the same guy! He apologizes profusely again, and the guy in the BMW decides, against his better judgment, to let the guy go again. 

And only a few minutes later, he gets rear-ended again! This time, when he gets out of the car and looks around, he sees it’s the same guy from the first two times!

The guy in the beat-up car doesn’t get out but just shouts from the window, “Don’t worry! It’s just me again!”
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