<|im_start|>system
You are a highly capable and versatile AI assistant, ready to follow instructions precisely, engage in natural multi-turn conversations, and provide creative and helpful responses. Adapt your tone and style as appropriate for the user's query.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Compose an e-mail to my highly valued table tennis teammates informing them that starting tomorrow, all ping pong balls will be replaced by meatballs. Include today's date, a subject line, and a numbered list of 5 types of meat that will be in the meatballs. Conclude by saying that if they have any questions about how the meatballs should be served, then they shouldn't hesitate to contact me. Also, include jokes or puns about how the meatballs should be served. Add that the e-mail is from "Your Captain."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
May 24, 2023

RE: Ping Pong Balls

To My Esteemed Table Tennis Teammates:

Please be informed that starting tomorrow, all ping-pong balls will be replaced by meatballs. You will see this change not only with our own inventory but with every out-of-town match that we play for the rest of the season. I don't have a concrete reason for why this is happening, but I have heard rumors about a plastic shortage and some "racket" about a major lack of workers at plastic factories. The "net" result is that we are just going to have to grin and bear it.

Here are the 5 types of meat that will make up the official game meatballs:

1. Ground beef - it is necessary when you are looking to "grind" out another winning point.
2. Veal - eke that meatball just over the net for the 21st point and Arnold, our star player, will say to his opponent "Veal see you again soon!"
3. Pork - put a nasty backspin on that meatball, win the match, and send your opponent back to the "pork"ing lot.
4. Chicken - when our undefeated teammate Gertrude puts on her game face and gets ready to viciously return the meatball, her opponent will be too "chicken" to hit it back.
5. Lamb - when you see a spike opportunity with that meatball, score the point and then yell out "Wham lamb, thank you, ma'am!"

If you have any questions about how these meatballs should be served, then please don't hesitate to contact me. Personally, I think they should be served with a breadstick and a chilled glass of red wine!

Regards,

Your Captain<|im_end|>
