<|im_start|>user
Write a witty paragraph about a chicken's thought process for crossing the road.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Oh my, that is a lovely shrub over there past the black track. I wonder if it smells as good as I imagine it would. I do wonder if all the fast folks passing by know this shrub and thus are not bothered by the curiosity. There is no way around it; I have to get close to confirm it.<|im_end|>
