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УРАВНЕНИЯ: Умен мъж + умна жена = романс Умен мъж + глупава жена = афера Глупав мъж + умна жена = сватба Глупав мъж + глупава жена = бременност МАТЕМАТИКА В СЛУЖБАТА: Умен шеф + умни подчинени = печалба Умен шеф + глупави подчинени = продукция Глупав шеф + умни подчинени = повишение Глупав шеф + глупави подчинени = просрочване МАТЕМАТИКА НА ПАЗАРУВАНЕТО Мъжът би платил 2 лв. за нещо, което струва 1 лв., но има нужда от него. Жената би платила 1 лв. за нещо, което струва 2 лв., но няма нужда от него. АКСИОМИ И СТАТИСТИКА: Една жена се притеснява за бъдещето си, докато се омъжи. Един мъж не се притеснява за бъдещето си, докато се ожени. Преуспял мъж е този, който печели повече пари, отколкото жена му може да изхарчи. Преуспяла жена е тази, която намери такъв мъж. АКСИОМИ ЗА ЛЮБОВТА И ЩАСТИЕТО: За да си щастлива с мъж, трябва много да го разбираш и малко да го обичаш. За да си щастлив с жена, трябва много да я обичаш и въобще да не се опитваш да я разбереш. ПРОДЪЛЖИТЕЛНОСТ И ВРЕМЕТРАЕНЕ: Женените мъже живеят по-дълго от ергените, но пък имат много по-голямо желание да умрат. КОЕФИЦИЕНТ НА ПРОМЯНА: Жената сключва брак с даден мъж, очаквайки че ще се промени, но той не се променя. Мъжът сключва брак с дадена жена, очаквайки че тя няма да се промени, но тя се променя. КАК ДА НАКАРАМЕ ХОРАТА ДА СПРАТ С ШЕГИТЕ ЗА ТОВА, ЧЕ ОЩЕ НЕ СТЕ ЖЕНЕНИ: Възрастните жени идваха при мен на сватбите, като ме побутваха и казваха: “Ти си следващият.” Престанаха, когато започнах да правя същото с тях на погребения.
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Some old Flashbacks... It was good reminiscing the good old days and laugh about what I used to blog. I blogged so often in the past and often has interesting thoughts. and I thought in the past, I had so much confidence, I was so intellectual, I was so clear and certain of what I want, I planned so much, I was so motivated and motivates others, I was so determined and persistent of what I want, and what happened to me now? hahahah! and I realised, I used to sleep 4 hours a day.. now, 12 hours a day.. like, i think i will die young cause i'm so unhealthy. hahaha.. oh, and i also realised I used much better English in the past. Maybe because there's no more comprehension to do.. hahaha! Ok, since its been damn long since i blogged, I promise a longer post today.. I was reading some old post I posted in 2007... Wow, this is funny so i decided to repost this... ahahahah! Intelligence V. S Unintelligence Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Generally, Smart woman + Dumb woman = Smarter women Smart man + Dumb man = Dumb-er men But men always think that they're smart. The problem is, dumb people thinks they're smart whereas smart people are always eager to learn. And eventually there'll be an intelligence disparity. Smart become smarter, dumb become dumb-er. hhahaha. I hope I don't offend anyone though. I realised alot of my recent post states how much I changed. Yeah, I don't understand why I changed so much too.. Like, I became can't be bothered with most stuff. Like, I take everything easily when i used to take everything seriously.. Like, I became so so lazy compare to the past. and I thought we should keep improving but why do I think that life was better? why do I feel that my values and beliefs was better? why do I start feeling bad about myself? but I have no idea how to change.. hahahah.. because there is no motivation in everything... and then I get emo every now and then but refuse to admit. Maybe I should start doing some serious stuff and change the circle of friends. Perhaps, I'm just way too stagnant.. and, walking is good! walking changes my mood. walking makes me happy. walking makes me refreshed. walking makes me healthy. I walked 3.3km from Cine back home.. How cool!~ woohoo ~ Labels: my life, old stuff, Random, the way I walk