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УРАВНЕНИЯ: Умен мъж + умна жена = романс Умен мъж + глупава жена = афера Глупав мъж + умна жена = сватба Глупав мъж + глупава жена = бременност МАТЕМАТИКА В СЛУЖБАТА: Умен шеф + умни подчинени = печалба Умен шеф + глупави подчинени = продукция Глупав шеф + умни подчинени = повишение Глупав шеф + глупави подчинени = просрочване МАТЕМАТИКА НА ПАЗАРУВАНЕТО Мъжът би платил 2 лв. за нещо, което струва 1 лв., но има нужда от него. Жената би платила 1 лв. за нещо, което струва 2 лв., но няма нужда от него. АКСИОМИ И СТАТИСТИКА: Една жена се притеснява за бъдещето си, докато се омъжи. Един мъж не се притеснява за бъдещето си, докато се ожени. Преуспял мъж е този, който печели повече пари, отколкото жена му може да изхарчи. Преуспяла жена е тази, която намери такъв мъж. АКСИОМИ ЗА ЛЮБОВТА И ЩАСТИЕТО: За да си щастлива с мъж, трябва много да го разбираш и малко да го обичаш. За да си щастлив с жена, трябва много да я обичаш и въобще да не се опитваш да я разбереш. ПРОДЪЛЖИТЕЛНОСТ И ВРЕМЕТРАЕНЕ: Женените мъже живеят по-дълго от ергените, но пък имат много по-голямо желание да умрат. КОЕФИЦИЕНТ НА ПРОМЯНА: Жената сключва брак с даден мъж, очаквайки че ще се промени, но той не се променя. Мъжът сключва брак с дадена жена, очаквайки че тя няма да се промени, но тя се променя. КАК ДА НАКАРАМЕ ХОРАТА ДА СПРАТ С ШЕГИТЕ ЗА ТОВА, ЧЕ ОЩЕ НЕ СТЕ ЖЕНЕНИ: Възрастните жени идваха при мен на сватбите, като ме побутваха и казваха: “Ти си следващият.” Престанаха, когато започнах да правя същото с тях на погребения.
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DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349 DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349 Thursday, September 17, 2009 MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators . MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typic al woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointm ents and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! 11 comments: 99% so true! - September 17, 2009 at 9:25 AM I guess this explains why all women at least the ones I know over the age of 35 are on some kind of medication. - September 17, 2009 at 9:54 AM 9:54-Yeah that is so true. The married ones. - September 17, 2009 at 10:58 AM The ones over 35 who aren't married have their own issues - September 17, 2009 at 12:41 PM Unless they take a good lover. - September 17, 2009 at 1:29 PM Men are too stupid being led around by their dumb sticks to be stressed. Sex cures all for them. Not so for the female, we carry around the bullet and raise it with little help besides monetary from our mates. - September 17, 2009 at 1:43 PM My husband must be a woman, he always dissects the check or tries to get everyone else to pay. - September 17, 2009 at 3:22 PM 1:43 If men are so stupid why do they run the world . - September 17, 2009 at 4:13 PM 4:13-Because they have the time to because their women are taking care of all their personal things that need to be done. Behind every successful man is a strong woman. - September 17, 2009 at 5:50 PM 5:50pm : ... and his girlfriend. - September 17, 2009 at 8:15 PM - September 17, 2009 at 9:59 PM