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Професионален виц: въздушни снимки Снимка: Istockphoto Фотограф от географско списание получил задача да направи снимки на голям горски пожар. Поради голямото количество дим, не било възможно да се направят добри снимки. Фотографът се обадил в редакцията и помолил да наемат самолет. Главният редактор му казал, че самолета ще го чака на близкото летище. На другата сутрин фотографа пристига на летището и вижда на пистата самолет, който форсира двигателите. С нетърпение да направи снимките скача в самолета и виква на пилота: – Давай, излитай по-бързо! Пилотът дал газ и излетели. – Карай към северната страна на пожара,- казва фотографа на пилота,- и направи три четири захода на ниска височина! – Това пък защо?- пита пилота. – Защото трябва да направя снимки. Аз съм фотограф, а всички фотографи правят снимки!- дразни се фотографа. След дълга пауза, пилотът прошепва: – Искате да кажете, че вие не сте инструктора по летене? Източник: www.vicove.com
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Chuckle 1390 (Today's chuckle thanks go to George H of Florence OR!) ~Situational Awareness~ (Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.) A photographer for CNN was assigned to cover southern California's Wildfires last year. He wanted pictures of the heroic work the Firefighters were doing as they battled the blazes. When the photographer arrived on the scene, he realized that the smoke was so thick it would seriously impede, or even make impossible, his Getting good photographs from the ground level. He requested permission from his boss to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved and he used his cell phone to call the local County airport to charter a flight. He was told a single engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a Hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's go". The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and roared down the Runway. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly Over the valley and make two or three low passes so I can take some Pictures of the fires on the hillsides." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I'm a photographer for CNN," he responded. "And I need to get some close-up shots." The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, "So, you're telling me you're not the flight instructor?" This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm (Click Today in History and learn.) Today in history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) (Word for the Day) ~The Idiot Report~ Idiot Number Six of 2006 A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. This guy doesn't even deserve a sign