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Humor http://www.priaingrum.com/2010/06/03/potential-snl-skit-1/ Sometimes I feel like my brain is constantly seeking potential SNL skits. My preteen son has joined me in this and sometimes when we are left alone, we come up with amusing scenarios. This occurred recently at a strip mall while my husband left to get a few items from a store, leaving me in the car with my son and toddler daughter. One of the shows I tease my son and sometimes my husband for watching is “Survivorman.” It is a reality show about a man surviving for a week at a time in different challenging circumstances, such as the ocean or the Amazon. My version of “survivorman” would be “survivorwoman”- willing to explore every luxury hotel and spa for the benefit of viewers. In this show, I would have to endure trying out top class hotels the world over. I would be shown comparing the best food, the best massages, the best spa treatments, you get the picture – I would have to survive all such scenarios… Anyway, as we waited at the strip mall, we wondered what “Survivorman” would do in such a scene. It would be called “Strip Mall Survivorman.” We imagined him waking up in the parking lot, surrounded by a chinese restaurant, Kmart, a liquor store and various other stores. He would of course do a pan on his camera of the scene. He would explain to us how he would eat lunch at the chinese restaurant, and what he would eat. We would then get to see him eat it. He would then potentially get some alcohol at the liquor store…you get the picture. Exciting show! As exciting as watching me enjoy spa treatments on “Survivorwoman,” a show every woman would want to try to survive on… Bad Times My son likes the treats at “Good Times.” I told him we couldn’t go because we weren’t having any “good times.” I suggested we start a restaurant called “Bad Times,” which was more relevant because most people were having a bunch of bad times and were depressed, and would appreciate a place that understood. At almost 12, my son has caught on to sarcasm, so we’re able to joke a lot more and he immediately gets that I’m not serious. He knew I just didn’t want us to have all the sugar instead.
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Chun úsáid a bhaint as an zucchini ó mo bounty álainn ó Doras Doras go Organics le déanaí, fuair mé an mhias i mo "Planet Vegan" cookbook. Dhealraigh sé folláin agus dea-chothromú. Bhí próitéine ón chickpeas agus gach rud, lena n-áirítear an pasta, bhí orgánach. Tuscan-stíl pasta le chickpeas, zuchhini agus Rosemary Uaireanta, dar liom go bhfuil mo inchinn i gcónaí ag iarraidh skits SNL féideartha. Tá mo mhac preteen chuaigh mé san agus uaireanta nuair a táimid ag fhágáil leo féin, tháinig muid suas le cásanna amusing. Tharla sé seo le déanaí ag Meall stiall agus d'fhág mo fhear céile a fháil ar roinnt rudaí ó siopa, ag fágáil mé sa charr le mo mac agus iníon tachrán. Ceann de na seónna tease mé mo mhac agus uaireanta m'fhear céile le haghaidh faire is "Survivorman."