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I often say that I think moms have super powers. I genuinely, truly believe it. They might not be as flashy as climbing up walls – although figuratively, I do that on a daily basis – or flying from roof tops and landing on our feet with our hair perfectly combed. Mutta silti, superpowers they are! Like being invisible: when you are trying to make your kids do something and they ignore you because they cannot see or hear you. How cool is that? Or being able to step in a basement so messy that not even a pet wants to risk a paw, and tidying it up with a few magic words – like “Are you kidding me?", “Unbelievable!" – and a wave of our magic wand. If these are not super powers, then I don’t know what qualifies! My favorite mom super power is our ability to predict the future. Try to beat that, Superman!! Esimerkiksi, I can guarantee, kanssa 100% accuracy that the following is going to happen to you today: - You will be late: everywhere you plan to go, you will be five to ten minutes late. No point getting up ten minutes earlier. I have tried that. Does not work. Just accept it. - There will be a messy room in your house tonight. If you are like me, it will be every room! - You will be searching for your keys, phone, glasses, probably three or four times today. - All the items listed in point 3 are in your handbag. Go look. Nähdä, I told you! - I know you like to think of yourself as a very organized mom. This is why days ago, you have planned what you will cook tonight. But the bad news is, you are missing 30% of the ingredients. And let’s face it, no matter how creative you are, chicken curry without chicken just isn’t the same. - Your kid(s) will disagree with you. Varmasti. If you are lucky, it will be about one little thing. If you are having a normal day, it will be about everything! - With regards to point 6, don’t sweat it too much, because it’s only going to get worse… - Jos, by any miracle, the kids don’t argue with you, you will be taking them to the doctor because, surely, they must be brewing something. - Kun 8 PM strikes, you will feel an uncontrollable urge to put everybody in bed so you can have some quiet time – generic word for doing Facebook, juo viiniä, or collapsing in front of the TV. - Once the craziness has settled and the kids are asleep, you will want to go in their bedroom and wake them up to tell them you love them, because they look so sweet, and you are missing them. None of these so-called “todellinen” super heroes below can beat our gift. Batman kinda flies, but who doesn’t? Ben 10 can change into various creatures. Pfff, why is that even useful? As for the red guy, I can’t remember who he is. But he couldn’t get away with dressing like that unless he was a super hero. Entä sinä? What are the predictable moments in your day-to-day family life? Tämä on alkuperäinen viesti World Moms Blog by Nadege Nicoll. She was born in France but now lives permanently in New Jersey with her family. Nadege myös kirjoittaa päivittäin blogia Moms jotka tarvitsevat hymyillä arkeen. Hän löytyy Viserrys, Facebook ja hänen verkkosivuilla www.nadegenicoll.com. Photo luottoa tekijän.
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Rá liom go minic gur dóigh liom go bhfuil cumhachtaí Super moms. Mé i ndáiríre, fírinneach a chreidiúint é. Ní fhéadfadh siad a bheith chomh flashy mar dreapadh suas ballaí - cé figuratively, Is féidir liom go bhfuil ar bhonn laethúil – or flying from roof tops and landing on our feet with our hair perfectly combed. Ach fós, superpowers they are! Like being invisible: when you are trying to make your kids do something and they ignore you because they cannot see or hear you. Tá sé! How cool is that? Or being able to step in a basement so messy that not even a pet wants to risk a paw, and tidying it up with a few magic words – like “Are you kidding me?", “Unbelievable!" – and a wave of our magic wand. If these are not super powers, ansin níl a fhios agam cad a cháilíonn! Is é mo mam cumhachta Super is fearr leat ár gcumas a thuar don todhchaí. Déan iarracht buille go, Superman!! Mar shampla, Is féidir liom a ráthú, le 100% cruinneas go bhfuil an méid seo a leanas ag dul a tharlóidh do duit lá atá inniu ann: - Beidh tú a bheith déanach: i ngach áit ar intinn agat dul, Beidh tú a bheith 09:55 nóiméad déanach. Uimh pointe ag dul suas deich nóiméad níos túisce. Tá iarracht déanta agam go. Nach bhfuil ag obair. Just a glacadh leis. - Beidh seomra messy i do theach anocht. Má tá tú cosúil liomsa, Beidh sé gach seomra! - Beidh tú a bheith ag cuardach do do chuid eochracha, fón, spéaclaí, is dócha trí nó ceithre huaire sa lá atá inniu. - Gach na hítimí a liostaítear i bpointe 3 Tá i do mála láimhe. Téigh breathnú. Féach, Dúirt mé leat! - Tá a fhios agam mhaith leat a smaoineamh féin mar mam an-eagraithe. Seo é an fáth lá ó shin, tú pleanáilte cad a bheidh tú ag cócaireacht anocht. Ach tá an nuacht olc, tá tú ag iarraidh 30% de na comhábhair. Agus a ligean ar aghaidh é, is cuma cé chomh cruthaitheach atá tú, curaí sicín sicín gan é ní hamháin mar an gcéanna. - Do kid(s) Beidh aontaíonn le leat. Chun cinnte. Má tá tú t-ádh, beidh sé faoi rud amháin beag. Má tá tú ag a bhfuil lá gnáth, beidh sé faoi gach rud! - Maidir le pointe 6, nach sweat sé i bhfad ró-, mar tá sé ag dul ach a fháil níos measa ... - Má, ag aon miracle, ní dhéanann na páistí argóint le leat, a bheidh tú ag cur leo go dtí an dochtúir mar gheall ar, surely, ní foláir iad a brewing rud éigin. - Nuair a 8 AM stailceanna, beidh tú ag mothú a áiteamh uncontrollable gach duine a chur i leaba ionas gur féidir leat a roinnt ama ciúin - focal cineálach chun déanamh Facebook, fíon le hól, nó collapsing i os comhair na teilifíse. - Nuair a bheidh an craziness socraithe agus tá na páistí ina gcodladh, Beidh tú ag iarraidh dul i n-seomra leapa agus iad a múscail a insint dóibh grá agat dóibh, toisc cuma siad chomh milis, agus tá tú ag iarraidh iad a. Níl aon cheann de na mar a thugtar “fíor-” Is féidir le laochra Super buille thíos ár bronntanas. Batman cuileoga kinda, ach nach ndéanann? Mé 10 Is féidir athrú isteach créatúir éagsúla. Pfff, cén fáth go bhfuil go fiú úsáideach? Maidir leis an Guy dearg, Ní féidir liom cuimhneamh ar a bhfuil sé. Ach ní fhéadfadh sé a fháil amach le chóiriú mar sin mura raibh sé ina laoch Super. Cad mar gheall tú? Cad iad na chuimhneacháin intuartha i do shaol an teaghlaigh ó lá go lá? Is é seo an bpost bunaidh a Moms Domhanda Blag ag Nadege Nicoll. Bhí sí Rugadh sa Fhrainc, ach atá anois ina cónaí go buan i New Jersey lena teaghlach. Nadege scríobhann chomh maith le blag laethúil do moms a bhfuil gá acu a aoibh gháire ar an saol laethúil. Féidir léi a fháil ar Twitter, Facebook agus ar a láithreán gréasáin www.nadegenicoll.com. Creidmheasa Photo don údar.