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Now that the temperature has taken a drastic dip over the past several weeks, my interest in football has traveled in the opposite direction. Well not really, but it’s a good excuse to move our patio cocktail hour indoors. We also have hockey and basketball that too will help keep us toasty and warm all winter long. When I went over to the neighbor’s last night, shortly before Monday Night Football was supposed to start, they were watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on TLC. None of us ever watched the show before though we’ve heard about it. I had recently watched a Honey Boo Boo parody on You Tube and a South Park episode about the show. All I can say is I was mesmerized. It was much like witnessing a train wreck. It was impossible to look away, even as snot shot out of the kid’s nose when she sneezed. Over the years, I’ve become quite bored with most reality television shows. Most typically revolve around non-real situations. Shows like Survivor, The Apprentice and The Bachelor, bring together groups of people and put them in fabricated situations. The contestants’ strong personalities clash, they argue, they humiliate each other, and they compete for a prize all in the name of putting on a reality show. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, takes the word reality and makes it real. For those who are unfamiliar with HCHBB, Honey Boo Boo’s real name is Alana Thompson, and she’s a 6-year-old, child pageant participant from Georgia. She was first seen on Toddlers and Tiarras and her sassy personality outshined all those other proper little pageant girls and she earned herself a show that chronicles her family. The Thompsons live in a tiny home, with railroad tracks running frighteningly close to the house. Alana is the superstar, as she likes to point out frequently during the show and sometimes speaks about herself in the third person, such as “A dolla make me holla, honey boo boo child!“ “Honey Boo Boo is back, and this Honey Boo Boo is gonna win a gold medaaal!!! “I’m a pageant queen, and I’m a REDNECK, Honey Boo Boo Child!” Alana, aka Honey Boo Boo, lives with parents, June and Sugar Bear, and her older sisters, Chickadee, Pumpkin and Chubbs. Chickadee is 17 and has just given birth to a baby, who was born with extra thumbs. Also appearing is Sugar Bear’s younger brother, Lee, Poodle, “My gay uncle is poodle. That’s why we call him a poodle because he has a little fruit in his tank. He’s got grapes in his tank,” explains the six year old. They are crude, rude and make more fart jokes than a cabin full of Boy Scouts. The household favorite meal is Sketti. They make Sketti Sauce in the microwave, mixing a tub of Country Crock and a bottle of ketchup and toss it on cooked spaghetti. Then there’s Honey Boo Boo’s Go Go Juice, which is an energy drink Alana’s mother pumps her up with before she takes the stage, which is a mixture of Mountain Dew and Red Bull. Toss in a few Pixie Sticks and she’s raring to go and makes the Energizer Bunny look comatose. Needless to say, we didn’t watch much football last night. Instead we laughed and at times, cringed, but they were entertaining, and they were likable. Think about your most embarrassing distant relatives and multiply it by ten and you’ve got the Thompson Family. The biggest concern is ultimately that this 6-year-old child is not negatively affected by appearing on this show when she gets older. None of us have any control about the families we are born into, but most of us don’t have to watch our lives being put on display for the world to watch and ridicule. From just the few episodes I saw last night, it seems to me Honey Boo Boo will be able to handle it all just fine. Today when I checked out the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’s Facebook page, I found that you can request a nickname for yourself. Mine is, Lala Weepy. I’m not feeling it yet, but I suppose it’ll grow on me as the new season goes on. Read more Honey Boo Boo quotes at http://starcasm.net/archives/171751#TuzifKiGeCPfkpVG.99
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Neodoljiva Honey Boo Boo u novim epizodama na TLC kanalu Prošlu sezonu serijal koji prati njezinu luckavu obitelj po epizodi je bilježio 2,3 milijuna gledatelja Honey Boo Boo i njezina obitelj ponovno su s nama uz nove ludosti. Zapanjit će vas i zabaviti svojim načinom prehrane, govora, te glasnog i veselog života, zabilježenog kamerama u serijalu Stiže Honey Boo Boo od 10. veljače na TLC kanalu od 20 sati. Honey Boo Boo trenutno je vjerojatno najpopularnija sedmogodišnja djevojčica na svijetu. Prošlu sezonu serijal koji prati njezinu luckavu obitelj po epizodi je bilježio 2,3 milijuna gledatelja. Publika ju je upoznala u TLC-jevu serijalu Miss djevojčica (Toddlers & Tiaras) koji prati scenu dječjih natjecanja ljepote koji se održavaju diljem SAD-a. Pravim imenom Alana Thompson, malena Honey Boo Boo očarala je gledateljstvo svojom prostodušnošću i samopouzdanjem te veselim i zaigranim duhom, čime se odmah izdvojila od konkurencije i zaradila svoj vlastiti reality show. Stiže Honey Boo Boo (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo) manje se orijentira na pripreme za natjecanja, a više na praćenje njezina urnebesno zabavnog svakodnevnog života. Show nam predstavlja njezinu živopisnu majku, domaćicu June i njezina dečka kojega obitelj od milja zove Sugar Bear, te Alanine starije sestre - 13-godišnju Lauryn, 16-godišnju Jessicu, te 18-godišnju Annu i njenu bebu Kaitlyn. Njihov seoski život na američkom Jugu Alani predstavlja svakodnevnu avanturu... Nove epizode otkrivaju kako se June bori s dijetom, nepodopštine sestara, što je to pravi južnjački multiobrok, te kakve sve riječi mogu izaći iz Alaninih usta. Ono najvažnije svakako, hoće li Sugar Bear napokon staviti prsten na Juneinu ruku... Ne propustite Stiže Honey Boo Boo na TLC kanalu od 10. veljače u 20 sati