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5 posts mother: you need to stop playing the sims. me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche You know what's kind of beautiful? teasreadymydear: In French, you don’t really say, “I miss you.” You say, “Tu me manques,” which is closer to, “You are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you. The Reckless and the Brave. Fuck yes ATL is back. No more Dirty Work. Got a van, Got a chance, Got my dignity, Got a dream, Got a spark, Got somewhere to be. Take a breath, say goodbye, to their precious little world. April 2012 4 posts We've been, living our whole lives on a system... Sonny Moore [[MORE]] Disappoints me so much. I’m watching “Skrillex” live at future on channel V It’s pathetic. This is not him. HE IS SONNY MOORE NOT FUCKING SKRILLEX LEARN HIS REAL NAME TV PRESENTERS! I was watching the live performance and I hated what he had become, successful -.- So terrible, but so appreciated by the people in the crowd. WHAT EVEN IS LIFE 3 tags I was looking at my cat and I just sat there laughing at her for a few minutes while she cleaned her face then I look at mum and say: “I’m going to be a cat lady aren’t I?” Mums reply with out looking away or missing a beat. “Yes, you are” March 2012 8 posts I like songs about boys who love girls. Because it... This gives me so much hope. February 2012 4 posts January 2012 17 posts Take me to your best friend's house Goin' 'round... Dear Preteens that are talking about being at... surprisingly few dicks on chatroulette tonight, rebecca and I are having fun times in adelaide! I'm bec and I like to sniff poo ahahahaha, oh bec you freak Met a lovely boy on friday. Went to a party on friday night with Eliza and we went to an after party, but you had to get stamped, so this guy got called over to stamp me and he stamped me too hard by accident and when he saw the bruises today when I ran into them he kissed them better. The only issue is that I’m no where near ready to start dating anyone else. But the boy was nice. Nice boys are nice Currently listening to a playlist entitled "death" I feel that it properly illustrates a good mental image of how i’m feeling. Songs inclue: A Thousand Years- Christina Perri Someone Like You- Adele Tire Swing- Kimya Dawson Lua- Bright Eyes Why- SecondHandSerenade I’ve Been Eating (For You)- Bright Eyes Sleep- Kimya Dawson She Will Be Loved- Maroon 5 Lover I Dont Have To Love- Bright Eyes No Lies, Just Love- Bright Eyes Everything We... your girlfriend/boyfriend breaking up with you and... Anonymous asked: why did you and alex break up :( This is the way you left me, I'm not pretending.... Fuck this. Don't tell me that you want to make it beter, you... December 2011 1 post Girls need to start looking for guys who have... excuse-my-charisma: I often wonder how he has lasted 14 months with me... Me: Your insanely smart and talented girlfriend just ripped a toenail off by walking through a door. And somehow it didn’t bleed or anything. Alex: That’s disgusting. Good Night. November 2011 6 posts What was that? I can't hear you over the fact that... Fact Everytime I open a door that I can’t see behind I have to open it so it touches the wall so I know no one is behind the door. These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website... Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA ) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK ) A: What did your last slave die of? Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA ) A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked. Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA ) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK ) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do... Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK ) A: You are a British politician, right? Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA ) A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France ) A: Only at Christmas. October 2011 5 posts Win at life The Dog’s Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! Drinking today was a bad idea Basically feel like I’m going to throw up everywhere. YUMMY
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Biseri australske turističke zajednice Samo još jedan od popisa neobično glupih pitanja na koje netko treba i odgovoriti Na web stranicu Turističke zajednice Australije pristižu zbilja svakakva pitanja. Na kraju je veselim 'Aussiejima' dosadilo da ih svaka šuša pili, i evo kakvi su rezultati... Pitanje iz Velike Britanije: Puše li ikad vjetar u Australiji? Nikad nisam na televiziji vidio da tamo pada kiša, pa me zanima kako biljke uopće uspijevaju... Odgovor: Mi sve biljke uvozimo potpuno izrasle i onda sjedimo i gledamo ih kako umiru. Pitanje iz SAD-a: Hoću li moći vidjeti klokane na ulici? Odgovor: Ovisi o tome koliko ste popili. Pitanje iz Švedske: Želim pješice prijeći razdaljinu od Pertha do Sydneyja. Mogu li pritom pratiti željezničku prugu? Odgovor: Svakako, to je samo 3000 milja, ponesite si malo više vode... Pitanje iz Švedske: Je li u Australiji sigurno trčati po grmlju? Odgovor: Znači, točno je ono što se priča o vama Šveđanima... Pitanje iz Velike Britanije: Ima li u Australiji bankomata? Možete li mi poslati popis svih bankomata, ako ih ima, u Brisbaneu, Cairnsu, Townsvilleu i Hervey Bayu? Odgovor: Od čega je vaš zadnji rob umro? Pitanje iz SAD-a: Možete li mi dati neke informacije o utrkama nilskih konja u Australiji? Odgovor: A-fri-ka je veliki trokutasti kontinent južno od Europe. Au-stra-li-ja je onaj veliki otok usred Pacifika na kojem nema... ma, nije bitno. Svakako, utrke nilskih konja održavaju se svakog utorka navečer u Kings Crossu. Nudistima ulaz besplatan, dođite goli. Pitanje iz SAD-a: U kojem smjeru je sjever u Australiji? Odgovor: Okrenite se prema jugu i onda skrenite za 90 stupnjeva. Kontaktirajte nas kad stignete ovamo i poslat ćemo vam ostatak uputa. Pitanje iz Velike Britanije: Smijem li unijeti beštek u Australiju? Odgovor: Zašto? Samo jedite prstima, kao i mi. Pitanje iz SAD-a: Možete li mi poslati raspored koncerata Bečkih dječaka? Odgovor: Au-stri-ja je ona simpatična državica koja graniči s Njemačkom, koja je... ma, nije bitno. Svakako, zbor Bečkih dječaka pjeva svakog utorka navečer u Kings Crossu, odmah poslije utrki nilskih konja. Dođite goli, za nudiste je besplatno. Pitanje iz Francuske: Imate li vi u Australiji parfeme? Odgovor: Ne. Mi ne smrdimo. Pitanje iz Amerike: Razvio sam novi proizvod, izvor mladosti. Možete li mi reći gdje bih ga u Australiji mogao dobro prodati? Odgovor: Svugdje gdje su se Amerikanci okupili u većem broju. Pitanje iz Velike Britanije: Mogu li u Australiji nositi cipele s visokom petom? Odgovor: Vi ste britanski političar, je li tako? Pitanje iz Italije: Možete li mi reći na kojim mjestima u Tasmaniji ima mnogo manje žena nego muškaraca? Odgovor: Da, u gay-clubovima. Pitanje iz Francuske: Slavite li vi u Australiji Božić? Odgovor: Samo na Božić. Pitanje iz Njemačke: Ima li u Australiji samoposluživanja i može li se mlijeko kupiti tijekom cijele godine? Odgovor: Ne, mi smo miroljubiva civilizacija veganskih lovaca i skupljača. Mlijeko je protuzakonito. Pitanje iz SAD-a: Molim da mi pošaljete popis svih liječnika u Australiji koji raspolažu serumom protiv ugriza zvečarki. Odgovor: Zvečarke žive u A-me-ri-ci odakle VI dolazite. Sve australske zmije su neotrovne, potpuno bezopasne i lako ih je pripitomiti. Pitanje iz SAD-a: Imam pitanje o jednoj poznatoj životinji iz Australije, ali sam zaboravio kako se zove. To je neka vrsta medvjeda koja živi na drveću. Odgovor: Zovu se skočimedvjedi. Tako ih zovu jer skaču s grana i pojedu mozak onom tko prođe ispod njih. Možete ih odbiti od sebe tako što ćete se politi ljudskom mokraćom prije nego što krenete u šetnju. Pitanje iz SAD-a: Bio sam u Australiji 1969. na dopustu iz vojske, i htio bih stupiti u kontakt s curom s kojom sam se viđao dok sam bio u Kings Crossu. Možete li mi pomoći? Odgovor: Da, ali još uvijek ćete ju morati plaćati po satu. Pitanje iz SAD-a: Hoću li moći razgovarati na engleskom u većini mjesta koja planiram posjetiti? Odgovor: Da, ali ćete ga prvo morati naučiti.