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Fog of Memories اس بلاگ میں کچھ چیزیں آپ کو بہت نظر آئیں گی، وہ ہیں میں، میں اور میں۔ Tuesday, May 10, 2011 Tuesday, July 20, 2010 life When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students, if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. 'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. 1) The golf balls are the important things - family,children, health, Friends, and Favourite passions – Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full. 2) The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car. 3) The sand is everything else --The small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first,' He continued,there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. 'Take care of the golf balls first --The things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand. 'One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled.' I'm glad you asked'. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.' Thursday, April 23, 2009 Best Email I ever recieved! He asks one of his new students to stand and..... Prof: So you believe in God? Student: Absolutely, sir. Prof : Is God good? Student: Sure. Prof: Is God all-powerful? Student: Yes. Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.) Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good? Student: Yes. Prof: Is Satan good? Student : No. Prof: Where does Satan come from? Student: From... Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student: Yes. Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct? Student: Yes. Prof: So who created evil? (Student does not answer.) Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they? Student: Yes, sir. Prof: So, who created them? (Student has no answer.) Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son... Have you ever seen God? Student: No, sir. Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God? Student: No, sir. Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter? Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. Prof: Yet you still believe in Him? Student: Yes. Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Student: Nothing. I only have my faith. Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has. Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Prof: Yes. Student: And is there such a thing as cold? Prof: Yes. Student: No sir. There isn't. (The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.) Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat.. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it . (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.) Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness? Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light.... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you? Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man? Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how? Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.) Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.) Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? (The class breaks out into laughter.) Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room is silent.. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son. Student: That is it sir... The link between man & God is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive. student was none other than........ . Muhammad Ali Jinnah , Founder of Pakistan. Wednesday, April 22, 2009 Aay say Zee. It’s not that difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: A friend A companion A lover A chef A carpenter An electrician A plumber A mechanic A decorator A stylist A driver A gynecologist A psychologist A pest exterminator A psychiatrist A heater A good listener An organizer A good father Very clean Sympathetic Athletic Warm Attentive Gallant Intelligent Funny Creative Tender Strong Understanding Tolerant Prudent Ambitious Capable Courageous Determined True Dependable Passionate Compassionate Without forgetting to: Give her compliments regularly Love Shopping Be Honest Be very rich Not Stress her out Not look at other girls Easy na? Saturday, April 18, 2009 Car-nama Purani meri car hai Chalana dushwar hai iss mai bethna to dur ki baat issay dekhna baikaar hai bas tariq road tak lay chal mere dil mai machi hai halchal karti hogi wo intizaar jo mera pehla pyar hai lolzzzzzzz Aaj bilawaja he pyar aa raha hai apni purani dost pay. I thought to dedicate a song for my dear. Tuesday, April 14, 2009 Bedroom Art Saturday, April 11, 2009 Qissa un ki Inayat ka Anyway, now I have come up over something very new to me, and I have discovered a new phrase. Kia yaad kray gi dunia….arz kia hai…. sitaron se age jahan aur bhi hain abhi dunia mai manhoos aur bhi hain tahi zindagi se nahin ye fazayen yahan saikaron bayghairat aur bhi hain ***Sorry Allama Sahab**** Saturday, October 18, 2008 بے حِس۔۔ Friday, October 10, 2008 Sitaroon say agay Jahan aur bhi hain... Since that day that thing has become one of my fears. And few kuttay/manhoos/_______ friends knows it that I runs off from its disgusting smell and they keep teasing me by offering it to me. Allah pochay ga tum logoon ko.
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Kada vam se učini da gubite kontrolu nad svojim životom, kada 24 sata na dan nije dovoljno, sjetite se tegle kiselih krastavaca i… kave. Profesor je stajao pred skupinom studenata na satu filozofije i držao neke predmete iza sebe. Kada je sat počeo, bez riječi je podigao veliku, praznu teglu za kisele krastavce, stavio je na katedru i napunio lopticama za tenis. Potom je upitao studente je li tegla puna. Složili su se da jest. Zatim je profesor podigao kutiju punu kamenčića i sipao ih u teglu. Blago ju je protresao. Kamenčići su se otkotrljali u prazan prostor između loptica. Tada je ponovno upitao studente je li tegla puna. Opet su odgovorili da jest. Sljedeća kutija koju je profesor uzeo bila je puna pijeska. Kada ga je sipao, pijesak je, naravno, ispunio sve preostale šupljine u tegli. Pitao je još jednom je li tegla puna. Studenti su skrušeno odgovorili da jest. Onda je profesor ispod stola izvadio dvije šalice pune kave i točio ih u teglu. Kava je natopila pijesak. Studenti su se smijali. - Sada!, - rekao je profesor dok je smijeh zamirao - hoću da shvatite da ova tegla predstavlja vaš život. Teniske loptice su važne stvari u vašem životu: vaša obitelj, djeca, zdravlje, vjera i stvari kojima se najviše predajete. To su one stvari uz koje bi vaš život i dalje bio ispunjen i kada bi sve drugo nestalo. Kamenčići su ostale stvari koje su važne: vaš posao, kuća i auto. Pijesak predstavlja preostale stvari. Male stvari. Ako napunite teglu pijeskom, nema mjesta za kamenčiće i teniske loptice. Isto važi u životu. Ako potrošite sve svoje vrijeme i energiju na male stvari, nikada nećete imati mjesta za one važne stvari. Vodite računa o stvarima koje su ključne za vašu sreću. Igrajte se s djecom. Nađite vremena za odlazak liječniku. Izvedite partnera na večeru. Ponašajte se ponovno kao da vam je 18. Uvijek će biti vremena da se očisti kuća i urade popravci. Prvo se pobrinite za teniske loptice - stvari koje su vam zaista važne. Utvrdite svoje prioritete. Sve ostalo je pijesak. Jedna od studentica je podigla ruku i upitala što je predstavljala kava. Profesor se nasmijao. - Drago mi je da ste pitali. Nju točim da bih vam pokazao da, bez obzira koliko mislite da vam je život pun, uvijek ima prostora za šalicu kave s prijateljem. Copyright 2011Lucas Intertrade d.o.o.Site mapIzrada web stranica Virtus Dizajn