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You should hide behind that fan Karl Lagerfeld, shame on you, for calling Adele ‘a little bit fat’. Who are you? What is the point of saying that? What are you trying to prove? Why are you trying to cut a bitch down? Shame shame shame. Don’t read people as that only leads to being read to and you don’t want to hear that story. You have talked about being bullied, and I am sure you were. I see it, as I was bullied too, and I am disappointed in you, for here you have proven yourself to be quite good at it, and you are the very worst kind – a condescending one. Adele is nothing less than amazing. She is a true, courageous and rare talent and someone who has captured the attention and the admiration of the world in a seriously short time. She is ALSO a great beauty and tremendously meaningful incandescent wonder. She looks so awesome, her loveliness radiates from her strong and fast spinning interior klieg lights and brightens everything to the degree that it makes even dark, overcast me feel luminous and fierce and worthy. That’s what a light like her does. She lights up our life. She is beaming through the clouds and bringing you the sun. Fuck you if you can’t realize that. Fuck you and your fucking glasses. Take them off for a second and see the goddamn light. Self tanner doesn’t give you no vitamin D. You need sun. Adele sings and I wish I could sing like that, and I do, in the shower. I wonder if i could look like her. Maybe 20 years ago that could have been me. Maybe I am beautiful after all. Maybe everyone was wrong about me. Maybe I am going to be loved. Maybe I’ll be happy someday. Maybe, yes. Maybe. It sounds complex because it is terribly complex, but curiously simple and plain. When you see someone you identify with, who has a body that could be your body, and you recognize it on the screen because you remember it from the mirror and you watch them shine and conquer and overcome and overwhelm and startle and take over the world, you think you can do the same. It gives you strength. It’s powerful, indescribably so. A star like her – we haven’t had someone like that for a while. She’s been desperately needed. Where you been all our lives Adele? I am just glad you’re here. Adele changes the game and all the rules. She makes a generation of women, young and old, want to play. She makes us feel like we could win, we could actually win this time. Finally, we have our eyes on the prize. When she’s on the cover of a magazine, I buy it right then and there. She doesn’t look like the girls who are always on the cover of a magazine. She looks better, and all the more so because she really fucking deserves to be there. Why are you trying to tarnish that? why are you trying to spit on her success and fame? Its ugly. It’s uncouth and unfair. And I know that you, as you have the kind of face and frame easily run to fat – its familiar as I have the same – I know you’ve struggled. I have felt for you. You know what it feels like to be judged. Why do it? Because you’ve made it to the other side? Is it better there? Aren’t you hungry? I am, just looking at you. I know to be as thin as you are now, you need to control everything that goes into your mouth every second of every minute of every hour of every day. I wish you were as ardent in controlling what came out of it. I don’t know why we care what you have to say. We don’t have the luxury to starve for fashion. We have to work for a living. We have double shifts. We carry groceries we can barely buy with our meager salaries up many flights of stairs and feed our children and deal with our children being molested and woefully sometimes bury our children and find a way to live through this, being merely children ourselves. We worry through vocal surgery and survive the silence and still go to gigs and keep from getting hit and if we do, successfully cover the bruises with concealer so we can go to school and to the DMV and SXSW and keep our heads up high while being unloved or loved by the wrong ones and hang in the friend zone as we hang our laundry out to dry and run for the bus and fight for the right to marriage while finalizing painful divorces and try amidst all this to keep going and get by. When you say we are fat, you murder our grace, and we’ve already lost so much to begin with. We’ve already lost everything, except weight. That we gain steadily, along with self hatred, and all you are doing is adding to our burden, pressing down on the scale with the long toe of your fine, elegantly tassled loafer. We don’t have millions of dollars to perforate our fat with expensive, experimental injections. We don’t have time to be lightheaded and sick with hunger. We can’t afford fasting clinics in the Swiss Alps or a messianic nutritionist or portion controlled meals wrapped up in white linen and enshrouded in Chanel camellias. We have to pay the rent and pay for gas and if eating is some comfort to us in our difficult lives, let it be so. Just let us be. Let us listen to Adele, who is triumphantly one of us and let us enjoy her and feel like her and think we are her for a moment and be safe in her music and in our heads. To someone like you or me or Adele or anyone really, to be called fat is the gravest insult, and the injury in yours is that you say she has a beautiful face. How many of us have heard the same thing and suffered more for it? Its not a compliment. It’s like saying ‘my, what a fabulous turd.’ Keep your compliments and condescension to yourself. It doesn’t soften what you know in your heart to be a mighty blow. You consider yourself to be the authority on style, as you are supposedly style personified but what good is style when you have no class? What good is style when you have no humanity? What good is style when you make us want to kill ourselves? We are dying, Karl. Lots of us are already dead. Don’t bother apologizing, as I am sure your people, your ‘Team Lagerfeld’ is advising you to do. There is no ‘I’ in team, but if there were, there would be a Tim and a Tam and have you had a Tim Tam? You should. They are real good. What you could do instead of offering an empty apology is design for us, all the regular folks in the world, and really go for it. Make clothes that flatter us, make us feel good about ourselves. Make beautiful things that glorify us but won’t bankrupt our bank accounts or our spirit. Do your job, dummy. Be the sartorial equivalent to Adele’s music. I know you have it in you. There is immeasurable genius behind all your idiocy, behind the ridiculous glasses, within the high perimeter of that starched collar. If you say it isn’t possible, then you are useless. If you say you can’t do it and that it is our own fault that we can’t be thin enough for your vision, then you are a dismal failure, and you’ve always been one and you always will be. We are sick of only being able to wear your fragrance. It stinks of selfishness and stupidity and lack of effort and frankly, that is beneath you, because honestly, I know you try, just like we try. We are all trying Karl, but I am asking you to try harder. With your prodigious means and power, you could change things for the better, for generations to come. But if you don’t want to now, then you probably won’t ever, which is sad and wasteful of your lavish gifts and a precious opportunity lost. If you want to be that way then flap that fan until you take flight and fill the thin air with your antique birdsong – out of earshot, so we can listen to Adele in peace. I know he apologized but I still think this is a good piece of writing and truly worth reading. I was a little late responding because I was so angry!! As I wrote, I was crying and clenching and unclenching my jaw and my asshole at the same time. It would have been nice for someone else I guess but unfortunately I was alone. Fashion just hurts my feelings all the time. I love his work, even though it never fits me and I can’t even get my arms in a beautiful white silk sequin pantsuit I have of his I bought on ebay. I keep it and I look at it and I am enraged but I can’t fucking throw it out because it is so nice. I have a bunch of clothes of his like that. It is sick. Ok, I am considering his apology. But he needs to make shit we can actually fucking wear.
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Trebali bi se skrivaju iza tog ventilatora Karl Lagerfeld, sram vas, za pozivanje Adele "malo masnoće". Tko ste vi? Što je točka reći da? Što pokušavaš dokazati? Zašto se pokušavaju smanjiti kuja dolje? Sramota sramota sramota. Nemojte čitati ljude kao da samo vodi se pročitati i ne želite čuti tu priču. Vi ste govorili o tome da maltretiraju, a ja sam siguran da su. Vidim ga, kao što sam bio maltretiraju previše, a ja sam razočarana u tebe, jer ovdje si se pokazao se vrlo dobar u tome, a vi ste vrlo najgore vrste - snishodljiv jedan. Adele je ništa manje nego nevjerojatna. Ona je istina, hrabro i rijedak talent i netko tko je zarobljen pozornost i divljenje svijeta u ozbiljno kratkom vremenu. Ona je također velika ljepota i strahovito smisleno žarnom niti čudo. Ona izgleda tako strašan, njezina ljupkost zrači iz njezinih snažnih i brzih predenje unutarnjih klieg svjetla i osvjetljava sve do te mjere da to čini čak i tamno, oblačno osjećam svijetao i žestok i vrijedna. To je ono svjetlo poput nje ne. Ona svijetli naš život. Ona je sjala kroz oblake i donosimo vam sunce. Jebi se, ako ne možete shvatiti da. Jebi vas i vaše jebene naočale. Uzmi ih za drugi i vidjeti prokleta svjetla. Samotamnjenje vam ne daje nikakvu vitamina D. Morate sunce. Adele pjeva i ja bih da mogu pjevati kao što je to, i ja, u tuš. Pitam se, ako sam mogao izgledati poput nje. Možda prije 20 godina da bi mogao biti ja. Možda sam lijepo nakon svega. Možda su svi bili u redu sa mnom. Možda ću biti voljen. Možda ću jednog dana biti sretan. Možda, da. Možda. To zvuči kompleks, jer je strašno kompleksan, ali znatiželjno jednostavan i običan. Kada vidite nekoga poistovjetiti, koji ima tijelo koje bi moglo biti vaše tijelo, a vi ga prepoznaju na ekranu, jer ga se sjećam iz ogledalo i gledati ih sjaj i osvojiti i prevladati i pobijediti te uplašiti i preuzeti svijet , što mislite da možete učiniti isto. To vam daje snagu. To je snažan, neopisivo tako. Zvijezda poput nje - nismo imali nekoga kao što je to za neko vrijeme. Ona je očajnički bila potrebna. Gdje ste bili svi naši životi Adele? Ja sam samo drago što si ovdje. Adele mijenja igru i sva pravila. Ona čini generaciju žena, mladih i starih, želim igrati. Ona čini da se osjećamo kao da smo mogli pobijediti, mi zapravo mogli pobijediti ovaj put. Konačno, imamo oči na nagradu. Kad je na naslovnici časopisa, ja ga kupiti pravo zatim i tamo. Ona ne izgleda poput djevojaka koje su uvijek na naslovnici magazina. Ona izgleda bolje, a sve više jer je stvarno jebeno zaslužuje da bude tamo. Zašto pokušavate potamniti to? Zašto pokušavaš pljunuti na njezin uspjeh i slavu? Njegova ružno. To je neotesan i nepošteno. I znam da si, jednostavno, kao što su vrste lica i okvira trčanje za masnoće - njegov poznati kao što sam ja isto - Znam da ste se borili. Ja sam osjećala za tebe. Vi znate što se osjeća kao da se sudi. Zašto to učiniti? Zato što sam to napravio na drugu stranu? Je li bolje tamo? Nisu li gladni? Ja sam, samo gleda na vas. Znam da se kao tanki kao što su danas, morate kontrolirati sve što ide u usta svaku sekundu svake minute svakog sata svakog dana. Volio bih da su bili gorljivi u kontroli onoga što je izašao iz nje. Ne znam zašto mi je stalo ono što imate za reći. Nemamo luksuz da gladuje za modu. Moramo raditi za život. Imamo dvije smjene. Mi nositi namirnice smo jedva može kupiti s našim slabim plaćama do mnogih kata i hrane našu djecu i bave se naša djeca zlostavljana i žalosno ponekad zakopati našu djecu i pronaći način da žive kroz to, što je samo djeci sebe. Brinemo kroz vokalne operacije i preživjeti u tišini i dalje idu na gaže i čuvati od uzimajući hit, a ako nam je činiti, uspješno pokriti modrice s korektorom pa možemo ići u školu i na DMV i SXSW i držati glavu gore visoko, dok se nevoljen ili ljubio one pogrešne i objesiti u prijateljskoj zoni kao i mi družiti naše rublje na suho i trčanje za autobusom i boriti se za pravo na brak, a finalizira bolne rastave i pokušati usred sve to zadržati ide i dobiti. Kad kažem da su masnoće, što ubiti našu milost, a već smo izgubili toliko za početak. Već smo izgubili sve, osim težine. Da bismo dobiti stalno, uz samo mržnju, a sve što rade je dodao da naš teret, pritiskom na dolje na ljestvici s dugim vrhom vaše kazne, elegantno tassled lezileboviÊa. Nemamo milijune dolara kako bi probiti našu salo sa skupim, eksperimentalne injekcije. Nemamo vremena za vrtoglavicu i bolesna od gladi. Ne možemo si priuštiti posta klinike u švicarskim Alpama ili mesijanski nutricionističkim ili dio kontrolira obroka zamotan u bijelom posteljinom i obavijen Chanel kamelije. Moramo platiti stanarinu i platiti za plin, a ako jede neka utjeha za nas u našim teškim životima, neka bude tako. Samo neka nam se. Poslušajmo Adele, koja je slavodobitno jedan od nas i neka nam je uživati i osjećati se poput nje i da smo joj na trenutak i biti siguran u svojoj glazbi iu našim glavama. Za nekoga poput tebe ili mene ili Adele ili bilo tko doista, kako se zove mast je najteže uvrede, a ozljede u tvoje je da kažeš da ima lijepo lice. Kako mnogi od nas su čuli istu stvar i pretrpjela više za njega? Njegova nije kompliment. To je kao da kažete 'moje, što je nevjerojatan turd. " Držite pohvale i snishodljivost prema sebi. To ne omekša ono što znate u svom srcu da bude silan udarac. Smatrate li da je vlast u stilu, kao što su, navodno, stil personificira, ali ono što je dobro u stilu kad nemate klase? Ono što je dobro u stilu kad nemate čovječanstvo? Ono što je dobro u stilu kad bi nas htio da se ubije? Mi umiremo, Karl. Mnogo nas su već mrtvi. Ne zamaram se ispričava, kao što sam siguran tvoj narod, tvoja "Team Lagerfeld 'savjetuje što učiniti. Nema "ja" u momčadi, ali ako je bilo, ne bi bilo Tim i Tam i jeste li imali Tim Tamu? Ti bi trebao. Oni su stvarno dobra. Ono što bi mogao učiniti umjesto nudi praznu ispriku je dizajn za nas, sve redovite ljudi u svijetu, i zapravo ići za to. Provjerite odjeću koja nam laskaju, čine nas osjećati dobro o sebi. Napravite lijepe stvari koje nas slaviti, ali neće u stečaj svoje bankovne račune ili naš duh. Učinite svoj posao, lutke. Budite krojački ekvivalent Adele glazbe. Znam da ga ima u vama. Tu je nemjerljiv genij iza svih vaših gluposti, iza smiješne naočale, u visokom obodu tog uškrobljenih ovratnik. Ako kažem da nije moguće, onda ste beskorisni. Ako kažem da ne mogu to učiniti i da je naša vlastita krivnja da ne može biti dovoljno mršava za svoju viziju, onda ste tužan neuspjeh, i uvijek sam bio jedan i uvijek će biti. Mi smo bolesni od samo biti u mogućnosti nositi svoj miris. To je sranje od sebičnosti i gluposti i nedostatka truda i iskreno, da je ispod tebe, jer iskreno, znam da pokušate, baš kao i mi pokušati. Mi svi pokušavamo Karla, ali molim vas da se trude. Sa svojim golemim sredstvima i moć, što bi moglo promijeniti stvari na bolje, za generacije koje dolaze. Ali ako ne želite sada, onda vjerojatno neće nikada, što je tužno i razoran vaše raskošnim darovima i dragocjenu priliku izgubili. Ako želite biti na taj način onda poklopac koji ventilator dok ne uzeti let i ispuniti zraku sa svojim antičkim pjev ptica - mogla čuti, tako da možemo slušati Adele na miru. Znam da se ispričao, ali ja još uvijek mislim da je to dobar komad pisanja i doista vrijedan čitanja. Bio sam malo kasno reagirati, jer sam bio toliko ljut !! Kao što sam napisao, bio sam plakala i stiskanje i unclenching moje čeljusti i moj šupak u isto vrijeme. Bilo bi lijepo da netko drugi, pretpostavljam, ali nažalost sam bio sam. Moda jednostavno boli moje osjećaje svih vremena. Volim svoj posao, iako me nikada odgovara, a ja ne mogu ni dobiti moje ruke na prekrasnom bijelom svilenom školjkica pantsuit što je od njega sam kupio na ebay. Držim ga i ja na to gledam i ja sam bijesan, ali ja ne mogu jebeno bacanje ga jer je tako lijepo. Imam hrpu odjeće njegovih kao što je to. To je bolesno. Ok, ja sam s obzirom na njegovu ispriku. Ali on treba napraviti sranje zapravo možemo jebeno nositi.