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I had a new procedure called the “G-Shot,” which is kind of like plastic surgery, kind of a body modification – but you don’t see it. It is on the inside. It isn’t something I would necessarily normally do, because I am very happy with my vagina the way it is. It is one of the finest in the world, and really needs little embellishment. It has served me well for many years and there are lots of miles left on it. I got the G-shot as part of my new VH1 show, “The Cho Show,” which I am filming right now and it is so fucking awesome you are going to just scream when you see it – I am so excited! Anyway, the G-Shot is an injection of collagen into your G-Spot that is supposed to enhance any kind of stimulation there. It is for women who have limited sensation in their vagina, which is me. My puss is more clitoral than vaginal. I am more into the outside than the inside. I am more about display than content. Whenever I go to a party, I tend to hang out on the steps rather than in the house and I never go into the backyard. And to keep the party analogy going, I don’t even have a G-Spot, per say, one place where the party is all centered, but there are lots of smaller events happening all over the area. Mine isn’t a G-Spot. More like a G-Block Party. My pussy is a lot like Coachella. There are a lot of bands hanging around waiting to play. So I got it done at a fancy Beverly Hills gyno office and it was somewhat uncomfortable. First the G-Spot must be located. The poor doctor had to poke around in there for a long time, and it reminded me of this one guy who was looking for it many years ago, all thumbs in there going “Where’s your spot? Where’s your spot?” It didn’t feel good and I was like, “uh, I usually park on the street.” The doctor came upon an area that felt more sensitive than the other areas (more partying going on there than elsewhere) so she shot up that region with an anesthetic – which was painful!! I needed anesthesia for my anesthesia! It was so prickly and hurting that she had to shoot me up twice with the numbing agent. Then they got the big needle out, which I didn’t feel but looked so scarily long that I thought the end might poke out through my back! So since then, I haven’t felt any sexual enhancement at all. If anything it makes me not want to do it, which is incredible because I always want to do it – so it doesn’t work as any kind of aphrodisiac, but would be a good punishment for sex offenders. Now my vagina just feels like there is a gel insole in there. Like my cervix is wearing boot socks. I am totally asexual and I feel like I am sitting on a hemorrhoid donut all the time. I really feel kind of bad complaining about the procedure, because the doctor was so nice, and I am all about supporting anything that benefits women and their sexuality. I totally think that the spirit of the thing is cool. Women should feel good in their bodies and if surgery can enhance that, I am all for it. Unfortunately, the G-Shot just wasn’t for me, but it might be for you. There are lots of raves from women about it, and more often than not the results are supposed to be mindblowing, just not for me! It lasts for four months so I will be at the convent until the swelling goes down.
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Imao sam novi postupak zove "G-Shot", što je vrsta kao što su plastične operacije, kakve promijene tijelo â € "ali ga ne vidim. To je na unutarnjoj strani. To nije nešto što bi nužno normalno raditi, jer ja sam vrlo sretan sa svojom vaginom, kakvo je. To je jedan od najboljih u svijetu, a zapravo treba malo uljepšavanje. To me je dobro služio dugi niz godina i ima puno milja ostavile na njemu. Dobio sam G-shot kao dio mog novog VH1 show, "The Cho Show", koji sam snimao upravo sada i to je tako jebeno strašan ćete samo vrište kad ga vide â € "Tako sam uzbuđena! U svakom slučaju, G-Shot je injekcija kolagena u svoju G-točkom koja se trebala poboljšati bilo kakve stimulacije tamo. To je za žene koje imaju ograničene senzaciju u vaginu, što je meni. Moj zec je više od klitorisa rodnice. Ja sam više u izvana nego iznutra. Ja sam više o zaslonu od sadržaja. Kad god idem na party, ja imaju tendenciju da se družiti na stepenicama, a ne u kući, a ja nikad ne idu u dvorištu. A da bi se partija analogiju ide, ja uopće ne imati G-točku, po recimo, na jednom mjestu, gdje je stranka sve centrirano, ali ima puno manjih događanjima u cijelom području. Mine nije G-točka. Više poput G-Block Party. Moja maca je puno poput Coachella. Ima puno bendova koji vise oko čekanja za reprodukciju. Tako sam dobio to učinio na fancy Beverly Hills gyno uredu i bilo je pomalo neugodno. Prvo G-točka mora biti smješten. Siromašni liječnik morao čeprkati oko tamo za dugo vremena, i to me podsjetilo na jedan tip koji je bio u potrazi za to prije mnogo godina, svi palac u tu će "Gdje je tvoje mjesto? Gdje je tvoje mjesto? "On se ne osjeća dobro i bio sam kao," uh, ja obično parkiraju na ulici. "Liječnik je došao nakon područje koje osjeća osjetljiviji od drugih područja (više tulumarenje događa tamo nego drugdje) pa je pucao tu regiju anestetikom â € "koja je bolno! Trebao sam anesteziju za moj anestezije! Bilo je tako iritirajuća i ranjavanje koje je imala da me niknuti dva puta s zatupljivanja agenta. Tada su dobili veliku iglu, što nisam osjećala, ali je izgledao tako scarily dugo da sam mislio na kraju mogli probiti kroz leđima! Dakle, od tada, nisam osjećao nikakvu seksualnu pojašnjenje na sve. Ako je išta čini mi se ne želim to učiniti, što je nevjerojatno, jer sam uvijek želio učiniti â € "pa to ne radi kao bilo kakav afrodizijak, ali bi bilo dobro kazna za seksualne prijestupnike. Sada mi je vagina jednostavno se osjeća kao da je gel đon tamo. Kao moj cerviks je nosio boot čarape. Ja sam totalno aseksualni i osjećam se kao da sam sjedio na hemoroidi krafna cijelo vrijeme. I stvarno se osjećam nekako loše žalite postupka, jer doktor je tako lijepo, i ja sam sve o tome podupire sve što je od koristi ženama i svoju seksualnost. Ja potpuno misle da duh stvar je super. Žene bi trebale osjećati dobro u svojim tijelima, a ako kirurgija može poboljšati da, ja sam sve za to. Nažalost, G-Shot jednostavno nije bio za mene, ali to bi moglo biti za vas. Postoji puno pohvale od strane žena oko njega, i više nego često ne rezultati su trebali biti mindblowing, samo ne za mene! To traje četiri mjeseca, tako da će biti u samostanu do oteklina ide dolje.