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Category: Kendra Wilkinson Kendra Wilkinson Flushed Her Wedding Ring Down The Toilet After Finding Out That Hank Baskett Cheated On Her Today, White Oprah is scuba diving in the sewers of Calabasas, because her back alley pharmacists are riding her charbroiled asshole for being past due on several invoices and she’s got a diamond wedding ring to find and pawn off. Hank Baskett hasn’t burped up one denial about the rumor that he cheated on Hugh Hefner’s former diaper changer/fuck piece Kendra Wilkinson with transsexual YouTube model, (The answer is “YES” if you’re asking yourself, “Is ‘transsexual YouTube model’ the best job title of all-time?”) Ava Sabrina London, so she’s gotten suspicious and has done some digging of her own. UsWeekly says that Kendra found some shit that she believes confirms that Hank passed his peen to another while she was pregnant. A source tells UsWeekly that Kendra didn’t think the rumor was true at first, but she squinted her eyes in suspicion when he didn’t publicly deny it and that led her to do some snooping. Apparently, Kendra found a suspect charge on Hank’s credit card bill and that charge may or may not have been from TranssexualYouTubeModelsSlashHookers.com. Kendra lost whatever is left of her mind and flushed her wedding ring down the toilet. Once Wilkinson discovered an unexplained—and damning—charge on his credit card, she “flipped out,” the source says. In a rage, she punched walls in their Calabasas, Calif. home, threw their 2009 wedding photos into the pool, and even pulled off her wedding ring, flushing it down the toilet, the source says. “She was extremely angry,” the source observes of Wilkinson, who also shares son Hank IV, with Baskett. Kendra sucked moth balls out of Hef’s mummy dick, so nobody’s ever accused of her being the best at making good decisions. But throwing a ring that is worth money down the toilet and flushing it has to be the dumbest thing she’s ever done. Hank spent $500 on a handjob, so Kendra’s going to need that ring to pawn off for some quick cash when he takes a second mortgage on the house to get a little 69 action from Ava Sabrina London. But I’m surprised Kendra still had her ring. I’m shocked that Hank didn’t steal Kendra’s ring and give it to Ava Sabrina London so she’d stick the tip in real quick. I was going to say “stick the tip in and wiggle” but that’ll cost him TWO diamond wedding rings at least. And any trick who gets $500 for a handjob that her hook-up can give to himself for free is my hero and she’s living the dream. Blind Item Solved? Kendra Wilkinson’s Husband Might’ve Cheated On Her While She Had A Baby In Her Body Over a week ago, there was a blind item about how an ESCANDALOSO SCANDAL (not really) involving a reality shit show star, her athlete husband and a transgender model was about to come out. I didn’t think it was about Khlozilla and Lamar Odom, because it would be a scandal if he didn’t blow crack smoke up at least one side-piece’s asshole. I didn’t think it was about Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler, because I don’t think he’s smart enough to use a computer without help from an adult let alone go back and forth with a chick through email. Everyone guessed Hugh Hefner’s former tapioca pudding feeder Kendra Wilkinson and her hot football player husband Hank Baskett and we were all right! What do we win? What do we win? Please tell me we win the Hi-Res, well-lit fully hard peen pics that Hank sent his transgender side piece. The National Enquirer (I know, I know, I KNOW) farted up pictures last week of Hank Baskett checking into some motel after Kendra kicked him out of their Calabasas, CA house. Radar seems to think that Kendra put Hank on the curb after she found out that he passed his peen to another trick while she was 8 months knocked up with the daughter she just gave birth to. Radar says that Hank has been cheating on Beavis’ long-lost twin sister with transgender model Ava Masaniai (aka Ava London) whom he first emailed after seeing her videos on YouTube. The two met up at her house in Sherman Oaks and touched each other’s down low bits. Radar’s source spilled the details and I’m guessing the source is either Hank’s peen or Ava’s peen, because this source acts like they know it all. “Hank first met up with the woman around April 22 in Sherman Oaks, California. He called her twice before they met in person. He said he’d seen her YouTube videos online, and he couldn’t believe that her photos were real. They mutually masturbated her and he touched her breasts and penis. The entire encounter lasted probably about 15, 20 minutes. Before leaving, he gave her almost $500 and told her he wanted to stay in touch. They spoke a couple times after their first sexual encounter. Hank always called from different numbers, and at least once from a pay phone. After the Casper Smart transsexual controversy, he started to get freaked out and paranoid she would say something, and called her six times in one day to plead with her not to spill. He promised he would take care of her financially, and even left her $2,000 in a coffee cup at her house. He promised her $5,000 to keep her mouth shut, and even threatened to kill himself if the story got out! Hank thinks Kendra knows and she wants to leave him!” Now, I’m not saying that Hank wouldn’t solidify himself as Husband of the Century by jacking off with a side piece while his baby is growing in his wife’s womb, but there’s one thing that makes this story really suspect. I’m talking about the pay phone! A pay phone! Who the hell uses a pay phone? I don’t even know if they existed anymore. Looking for a pay phone in L.A. is like looking for an intact nerve in your body after listening to Kendra’s soul-killing dolphin-on-meth laugh. It’s really not possible. If Hank really did use a pay phone to call his transgender hook-up, that should’ve been Radar’s headline. SHOCK! HANK BASKETT USED A PAY PHONE! And here’s Hank’s alleged side piece giving you plastic duck lips and Julie Masking glamour. Kendra Wilkinson’s Second Baby Has A Name, And No, It’s Not Hank In case you’re unfamiliar with the naming conventions in Hank Baskett’s family (“Can I come live with you?” – My brain) every time a uterus pops out a baby with Baskett DNA, it’s given the name Hank. Every baby is named Hank Baskett. The name John Smith sleeps with one eye open and clutching at a shotgun to protect its title as the most common name in America, because it knows Hank Baskett is coming for it. When Hugh Hefner’s former diaper-changer Kendra Wilkinson pushed out the first baby she made with Hank Baskett in 2009, she named him Hank Baskett. And on Monday, Kendra and Hank gave birth to their second child, a baby girl. Unfortunately, they didn’t name her Hankina or Hankette or Hank 2; Us Weekly says that they broke with tradition and named their baby Alijah Mary Baskett. Well, I guess she can always legally change it to Hankette when she gets older. Aside from the fact that they missed the opportunity to name their second child Hank Basket (just cause she’s a girl don’t mean she don’t deserve to be part of the future army of Hanks) I do like that Kendra gave her baby the kind of name that sounds like something an old southern lady would say if Kendra ripped a hot fart in front of her. “Sweet Alijah Mary, my eyes are burning!” Kendra Wilkinson Wrote An Eloquent Essay On Her Second Pregnancy The name “Kendra Wilkinson” should have been the only clue you needed to know that the above statement is a rancid Diaper Genie sausage of a lie. Eloquent essay? Come on guys, she wrote about damp pregnancy shits and being horny all the time. Kendra Wilkinson, who you may remember as one of the former caretakers of the dusty unfrozen corpse of Hugh Hefner, recently wrote about the third trimester of her second pregnancy for People. And if you’ve ever wanted to know about the greasy ins and disgusting outs of a woman with no filter and no fucks to give, then you’re in luck: On how her morning begins with waking and baking (bootycakes, that is): “My food choices are pretty consistent for each meal. I have a high fiber meal in the morning so I can relieve myself (LOL) and get my metabolism started.” On ripping hot ones: “Unfortunately, while I’m eating all this healthy food, the only thing I can’t control are the smelly and loud gas noises coming from my body!” On why her husband, Hank Baskett, keeps postponing their trip to Downtown Poundtown: “The sex is lacking this pregnancy. Newsflash — I’m a very sexual creature. I love my man and sex, but sometimes I feel Hank is not attracted to me. He tells me that I complain about this pain or that pain every five minutes, so why would he want to touch me?!” On her underwear being re-zoned as swampland: “When I cough, I either fart, pee or cramp.” Of course, it was written for People so she probably had to heavily edit out specifics, like just how many times a day she aggressively rubs her horny Playboy pocket against Hank’s leg, or the exact volume of noxious gas her b-hole is excreting on an hourly basis. But I’m sure if you asked her nice enough on Twitter, she might tell you. Sorry, did I say might? I meant to say: she definitely will in dry-heaving detail. Kendra Wilkinson’s Whole Family Is Crazy Kendra Wilkinson’s…wait, hold up. She’s still a thing? This conversation I had with the husband during our umpteenth Golden Girls rerun on WE sums up Kendra for me and many, many others. The scene: An ad for Kendra On Top plays every ten minutes during the one where Blanche is trying to remember the name of the soldier dude she fucked before he went off to the Gulf War and she figures out he was actually her Valtrex supplier. The husband: Who’s that? Me: Kendra Wilkinson The husband: Who’s she? Me: She fucked on Hef and got some shows out of it? The husband: …. Me: She got kicked off Dancing With The Stars for farting? The husband: … Me: She has a really annoying laugh? The husband: This bitch is famous? Precisely. Kendra’s family has just given us a clue as to why a girl would consider getting into an orgy line for carbon-dated peen to be a career goal. They’re all out of their damn minds. According to TMZ and Radar Online, Kendra’s mom Patti and her bro Colin are pissed at her because they were the last to know about her upcoming contribution to our overpopulation problem. Ma Wilkinson says that a phone convo with Kendra about her pregnancy got ugly and claims her daughter told her to go die. Patti feels that Hollywood has changed Kendra. Lady, you try keeping it sexy when your main john constantly douses your sexual heat with frequent colostomy bag drainings and see if you don’t turn jaded! This led to brother Colin Wilkinson calling his sister “a psychotic bitch” who can go straight to hell and Tweeting that she was “inconsiderate”. Psychotic bitch who can go straight to hell I could live with (and proudly), but inconsiderate? Fuck you! This whole thing is some obvious Kendra On Top script grist and marketing. Because who needs to know if someone is pregnant? Seriously, wake me when the baby comes (and I’ll come by to see it when I’m damn good and ready). Pregnancy causes traumatic social awkwardness and body horror for everyone involved. I was invited to put my hand on a gal’s stomach to feel her baby kick one time, did so, and it made me wish we were all shiny androids without bodily functions. Terrifying.
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Samo pet tjedana nakon što je rodila njihovo drugo dijete, kći Alijahu, bivša Playboyeva zečica Kendra Wilkinson saznala je da ju je muž, Hank Baskett, prevario s transrodnim modelom. U napadaju bijesna Kendra je, kaže izvor za US Weekly, udarala je po zidovima, bacila je sve njihove fotografije s vjenčanja u bazen te je skinula vjenčani prsten, bacila ga u WC školjku i povukla vodu.'Bila je ekstremno bijesna', rekao je izvor.Kendra je, naime, za preljub saznala preko medija koji su se raspisali o tome da ju je Hank prevario s transrodnim YouTube modelom, Avom Sabrinom London.Bivša Playboyeva zečica prvo se smijala tim optužbama, no kada njen suprug, igrač američkog nogometa, Hank, nije demantirao te glasine ni na koji način, odlučila je sama istražiti je li to istina ili ne.Kendra je, navodno, naišla na ispis potrošnje s njegove kreditne kartice, na kojem je našla ogromne i neobjašnjive troškove. To joj je bilo dovoljno da potvrdi glasine i pobjesnila je. hot.hr