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关键字:女王 The Queen 剧本女王 The Queen 剧本-- 'After weeks of campaigning 'Tony Blair and his family 'strolled to the polling station 'this election day morning. 'The Labour faithful feel pride 'in Mr Blair's achievements 'as he is about to become the youngest PM this century.' - Have you voted yet, Mr Crawford? - Yes, Ma'am. I was there when they opened. First in line, seven o'clock. I don't mind telling you, it wasn't for Mr Blair. - You're not a moderniser? - Certainly not. We're in danger of losing too much that is good about this country. (Man) 'There is a growing sense of excitement. I envy you, being able to vote. Not the actual ticking of the box, although it would be nice to experience that once... ...but the sheer joy of being partial. Yes. Of course, one forgets that as sovereign, you're not entitled to vote. - Still, I don't feel sorry for you. You might not be allowed to vote, ma'am... (Chuckles) ...but it is your government. Yes. I suppose that is some consolation. (Chuckles) (Slow march on bagpipes) (Soft knocking) Good morning. - Shall I draw the curtains? - Yes, please. So, did you stay up all night? Yes, ma'am. And was it as expected? Yes, ma'am. Mr Blair. By a landslide. Oh, I see. (Man) 'They've stopped the traffic completely 'for Tony Blair's first day of power in London. 'You've got the ceremonial, the official 'and you've got a lovely summer's day. 'Tony Blair waving to the crowds, people waving to them there. 'I guess they know it's the Prime Minister on the streets.' (Soft knocking) The Prime Minister is on his way, ma'am. To be, Robin. The Prime Minister to be. I haven't asked him yet. He's a hard one to read, isn't he? Yes. On the one hand, his background is quite establishment - father a Conservative, educated at Fettes. He had the same tutor as the Prince of Wales. We'll try not to hold that against him. On the other, his manifesto promises the most radical shake-up of the constitution in 300 years. - Think he'll try to modernise us? - I wouldn't put it past him. His wife has anti-monarchist sympathies. You may remember her curtsy the first time you met. It could best be described as shallow. (Chuckles) I don't measure the depth of a curtsy, Robin. I leave that to my sister.
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Starija dama u ljekarni Što se dogodi kad starija dama odluči ispitati ponudu obližnje ljekarne Starija gospođa, u osamdesetima, ali jos uvijek prilično zivahna, ulazi u ljekarnu: - Dobar dan, gospodine. Imate li aspirine? - Da, naravno, gospođo! - A analgetike? - Svakako, gospođo. - I antireumatike? - Sigurno, gospođo. - A Viagru? - Imamo, gospođo, ali za Viagru Vam treba liječnički recept. - A gel za hemeroide? - Imamo, gospođo. - A imate li nešto biljno za jetru i žučni mjehur? - Svakako, gospođo. - A antidepresive? - Imamo, gospođo, ali samo na recept. - A sredstva za spavanje? - Da, ali opet trebate recept. - Nešto za poboljšanje pamćenja? - Naravno, imamo i to. - A pelene za inkontinenciju? - Naravno, tamo su na polici. - Imate li... - Slušajte, gospođo, ovo je najbolje opskrbljena ljekarna u gradu s nadaleko najboljom ponudom. Što vi zapravo trebate? - Znate, krajem mjeseca vjenčat ću se s Jozom koji ima 95 godina, pa nas zanima ako možemo kod vas otvoriti knjigu želja mladenaca.