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Q: Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools? A: Because they might let down their trunks. Q: Why wasn't the blonde afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water? A: Because it was a man-eating shark! Q: What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit? A: Tide! Q: Why is swimming like sex? A: When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad.....it's still pretty good. Q: What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener? A: One with great seed times! Q: What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer? A: Pool-ups! Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast? A: BUTTER-fly! Q: What's the hardest thing about wearing a speedo? A: Telling your parents that your gay! Q: How do swimmers clean themselves? A: They wash up on shore! Q: Why did the blonde keep doing the backstroke? A: She just had lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach. Q: What kind of dive are infantry men best at? A: Cannon-ball Q: What did the blonde write on the bottom of her swimming pool? A: No smoking! Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer? A: He could only do the crawl. Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes. Q: How do people swimming in the ocean say HI to each other? A: They Wave! Q: Why should you never swim on a full stomach? A: Because it's easier to swim in water! Q: What race is never run? A: A swimming race. Q: Why do squirrels swim on there back? A: To keep their nuts dry! Q: Where do ghosts like to go swimming? A: Lake Eerie Q: What do you call a competitive swimmer who just broke up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless
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Dosadna pitanja o trudnoći i odgovori koji će vas baš zabaviti Foto: 123rf DOSTA vam je dosadnih i uvijek istih odgovora na pitanja na koja ionako vjerojatno ne možete dobiti konkretan i univerzalno točan odgovor? Onda će vam se ovi sigurno svidjeti i uljepšati vam dan! P: Trebam li imati nakon 35. O: Ne, 35 djece je sasvim dovoljno. P: Trudna sam dva mjeseca. Kada će se beba pokrenuti? O: Uz malo sreće, odmah nakon što završi fakultet. P: Koja je najsigurnija metoda otkrivanja spola djeteta? O: Rođenje, sigurnije ne može. P: Što sam duže trudna, to su ljudi više ljubazni i nasmiješeni. Zašto? O: Vjerojatno se vesele što ste deblji od njih. Tekst se nastavlja ispod oglasa P: Liječnik mi je rekao da ću prilikom poroda snažnije osjećati pritisak nego bolove. Je li to istina? O: Možemo to i tako nazvati, ali je to vrlo slično tornado nazvati laganim strujanjem zraka. P: Kada je najbolje vrijeme za epiduralnu? O: Odmah nakon što saznate da ste trudni! P: Moram li biti uz suprugu na porodu? O: Ne. Znači li vam riječ "alimentacija" nešto? P: Što trebam izbjegavati kako bi se brzo oporavila nakon poroda? O: Trudnoću. P: Supruga je rodila prije mjesec dana. Kada će se oporaviti i kada će se hormoni smiriti? O: Kada djeca krenu na faks. Znate li nešto više o temi ili želite prijaviti grešku u tekstu? Pročitajte još Učitavanje komentara