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Dosadna pitanja o trudnoći i odgovori koji će vas baš zabaviti Foto: 123rf DOSTA vam je dosadnih i uvijek istih odgovora na pitanja na koja ionako vjerojatno ne možete dobiti konkretan i univerzalno točan odgovor? Onda će vam se ovi sigurno svidjeti i uljepšati vam dan! P: Trebam li imati nakon 35. O: Ne, 35 djece je sasvim dovoljno. P: Trudna sam dva mjeseca. Kada će se beba pokrenuti? O: Uz malo sreće, odmah nakon što završi fakultet. P: Koja je najsigurnija metoda otkrivanja spola djeteta? O: Rođenje, sigurnije ne može. P: Što sam duže trudna, to su ljudi više ljubazni i nasmiješeni. Zašto? O: Vjerojatno se vesele što ste deblji od njih. Tekst se nastavlja ispod oglasa P: Liječnik mi je rekao da ću prilikom poroda snažnije osjećati pritisak nego bolove. Je li to istina? O: Možemo to i tako nazvati, ali je to vrlo slično tornado nazvati laganim strujanjem zraka. P: Kada je najbolje vrijeme za epiduralnu? O: Odmah nakon što saznate da ste trudni! P: Moram li biti uz suprugu na porodu? O: Ne. Znači li vam riječ "alimentacija" nešto? P: Što trebam izbjegavati kako bi se brzo oporavila nakon poroda? O: Trudnoću. P: Supruga je rodila prije mjesec dana. Kada će se oporaviti i kada će se hormoni smiriti? O: Kada djeca krenu na faks. Znate li nešto više o temi ili želite prijaviti grešku u tekstu? Pročitajte još Učitavanje komentara