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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the floors. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor anyway, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Reuters: Top News Tuesday, May 26, 2009 Women can Never be Pleased...!!! A store that sells new husbands has just opened in 1 comment: - Jared said... We have just added your latest post "The Lost Pages Women can Never be Pleased" to our Directory of Shopping . You can check the inclusion of the post here . We are delighted to invite you to submit all your future posts to the directory for getting a huge base of visitors to your website and gaining a valuable backlink to your site. Warm Regards Best Mart Team http://www.bestmart.info - Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:44:00 AM
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Sreda, 20. U New Yorku je nedavno otvoren dućan u kojemu žene mogu izabrati i kupiti supruga. Na ulazu su izložene upute za upotrebu: - dućan možete posjetiti SAMO JEDANPUT; - postoji šest spratova, a karakteristike muškaraca se poboljšavaju što se više penjete; - možete izabrati bilo kojeg muškarca na spratu na kojem se nalazite ili se popeti na sljedeći; - ne možete se vratiti na sprat ispod. Jedna žena odluči posjetiti dućan i naći si muža. Na vratima prvog sprata piše: Ovi muškarci imaju posao. I žena se odluči popeti na sljedeći sprat. Na vratima drugog sprata piše: Ovi muškarci imaju posao i vole djecu. I žena se odluči popeti na sljedeći sprat. Na vratima trećeg sprata piše: Ovi muškarci imaju posao, vole djecu i nevjerojatno su zgodni. Super, pomisli žena, ali poželi se još više popeti. Na vratima četvrtog sprata piše: Ovi muškarci imaju posao, vole djecu, nevjerojatno su zgodni i pomažu u kućanskim poslovima. Nevjerojatno, pomisli žena, teško se mogu oduprijeti da ne uđem, ali ipak ode na sljedeći sprat. Na vratima petog sprata piše: Ovi muškarci imaju posao, vole djecu, nevjerojatno su zgodni, pomažu u kućanskim poslovima i vrlo su romantični. Žena odluči ući, ali je u zadnji čas nešto spriječi te na kraju ipak ode na šesti sprat. Na vratima šestog sprata piše: Posjetiteljica ste br. 31.456.012 - na ovom spratu nema muškaraca, ovaj sprat postoji da bi se pokazalo koliko je nemoguće zadovoljiti jednu ženu. Niste pronašli muža. Doviđenja. Hvala vam što ste posjetili naš dućan. No to nije kraj! Preko puta tog dućana otvoren je jedan u kojem muškarci mogu naći i kupiti suprugu. Na prvom su spratu žene koje vole seks. Na drugom su spratu žene koje vole seks i ne gnjave previše. Spratovi od trećeg naviše još nikada NISU bili posjećeni Hvala ti, tvoj glas je uračunat. Dao/la si [user_vote] poena, pošto je tvoja aktivnost na sajtu[user_activity]% Što je veća tvoj aktivnost više poena možeš da daš. Više informacija o tvojoj aktivnosti na stranici aktivnosti » Napiši komentar: