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Saturday, July 29, 2006 A Lawyer Got It Back Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the worst answer. In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've know you since you were a young boy,and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the Bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt." 2 comments:
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napravljeno: Petak, 15. Novembar 2013 Vreme 10:36. izmenjeno: Petak, 22. Novembar 2013 Vreme 15:15. - Gospođo Tomić, poznajete li me? - Kako Vas ne bih poznavala, gospodine Joziću. Znam Vas još kao dječaka, ali moram vam iskreno kazati da sam se u vas jako razočarala. Uvijek ste lagali, varali svoju ženu, tračali ste ljudima iza leđa i manipulirali njima. Vi mislite da ste velika faca, a ustvari nemate mozga ni koliko mušica bez glave. Da, ja vas dobro poznajem... Tužilac potpuno zbunjen, upita dalje: đ- A poznajete li gospođo ovdje nazočnog branitelja? - Da, naravno da poznam i gospodina Zdravkovića. Znam ga iz vremena dok je još bio mladić. On je lijenčina, prevrtljivac i ima problema s alkoholom. On ne može uspostaviti normalan odnos ni s kim, a bije ga i glas najlošijeg odvjetnika u zemlji. Da ne spominjem da vara svoju ženu s tri druge, među kojima je i Vaša. Da, da, dobro ga poznajem... Branitelj samo što nije dobio infarkt. Sudac naredi obojici odvjetnika da mu priđu i tihim glasom im reče: - Slušajte vas dvojica idiota, ako bilo koji od vas upita babu poznaje li mene, idete obojica u zatvor. Hvala ti, tvoj glas je uračunat. Dao/la si [user_vote] poena, pošto je tvoja aktivnost na sajtu[user_activity]% Što je veća tvoj aktivnost više poena možeš da daš. Više informacija o tvojoj aktivnosti na stranici aktivnosti » Napiši komentar: