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Q: Did you hear about the power outage in the Ann Arbor library? A: Thirty people were stuck on the escalator for three hours. Q: Why do people from Ann Arbor have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First! Q: Why don't kids from Ann Arbor become doctors? A: Because you can't write prescriptions in spray paint....SAES Q: How do you know that Michael Jackson is not dead? A: He's still registered to vote in Ann Arbor! Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Ann Arbor? A: No one would look for them. Q: What is the difference between a person from Ann Arbor and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What is the definition of a Ann Arbor virgin? A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers. Q: Why do people from Ann Arbor keep their driver's license on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Q: What do tornadoes and people from Ann Arbor have in common? A: They both end up in trailer parks. Q: What should you do if you find three people from Ann Arbor buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Q: What do people from Ann Arbor and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Ann Arbor? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and people from Ann Arbor? A: The bucket. Q: What are the only two seasons in Ann Arbor? A: Winter and Construction. Q: How do you know you are in Ann Arbor? A: When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows! Q: Why do only Caucasians get into hockey fights in Ann Arbor? A: Because the African-Americans are already in jail for fighting in football. Q: How do you casterate a person from Ann Arbor? A: Kick his sister in the mouth Q: What does the average student from Ann Arbor get on his SAT? A: Drool. Q: What's the difference between the Mayor of Ann Arbor and a prostitute? A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes. Q: What happens when a minority commits a crime in Ann Arbor? A: Another minority goes to jail for it!
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Dosadna pitanja o trudnoći i odgovori koji će vas baš zabaviti Foto: 123rf DOSTA vam je dosadnih i uvijek istih odgovora na pitanja na koja ionako vjerojatno ne možete dobiti konkretan i univerzalno točan odgovor? Onda će vam se ovi sigurno svidjeti i uljepšati vam dan! P: Trebam li imati nakon 35. O: Ne, 35 djece je sasvim dovoljno. P: Trudna sam dva mjeseca. Kada će se beba pokrenuti? O: Uz malo sreće, odmah nakon što završi fakultet. P: Koja je najsigurnija metoda otkrivanja spola djeteta? O: Rođenje, sigurnije ne može. P: Što sam duže trudna, to su ljudi više ljubazni i nasmiješeni. Zašto? O: Vjerojatno se vesele što ste deblji od njih. Tekst se nastavlja ispod oglasa P: Liječnik mi je rekao da ću prilikom poroda snažnije osjećati pritisak nego bolove. Je li to istina? O: Možemo to i tako nazvati, ali je to vrlo slično tornado nazvati laganim strujanjem zraka. P: Kada je najbolje vrijeme za epiduralnu? O: Odmah nakon što saznate da ste trudni! P: Moram li biti uz suprugu na porodu? O: Ne. Znači li vam riječ "alimentacija" nešto? P: Što trebam izbjegavati kako bi se brzo oporavila nakon poroda? O: Trudnoću. P: Supruga je rodila prije mjesec dana. Kada će se oporaviti i kada će se hormoni smiriti? O: Kada djeca krenu na faks. Znate li nešto više o temi ili želite prijaviti grešku u tekstu? Pročitajte još Učitavanje komentara