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Q: Why doesn't Madison have a professional football team? A: Because then Green Bay would want one. Q: How many Green Bay Packers fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man! Q: Where do you go in Green Bay in case of a tornado? A: Lambeau Field they never get a touchdown there! Q: What does an Green Bay Packers fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation 3. Q: How do you casterate an Green Bay Packers fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth Q: How many Green Bay Packers does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up Q: What does a Green Bay Packers fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: What's the difference between an Green Bay Packers fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Q: What do the Green Bay Packers and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Q: What is a Green Bay Packers fan's favorite whine? A: "We can't beat Chicago." Q: What should you do if you find three Green Bay Packers football fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Q: What is the difference between a Packers fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What do the Green Bay Packers and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: Did you hear that Green Bay's football team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together. Q: Why is James Jones like a grizzly bear? A: Every fall he goes into hibernation. Q: Why can't Ryan Grant get into his own driveway? A: Someone painted an endzone on it. Q: How do you keep a Packers fan from masterbating? A: You paint his dick Chicago Black and he won't beat it for 4 years! Q: If you have a car containing a Packers wide receiver, a Packers linebacker, and a Packers defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop. Q: Why do Green Bay Packers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Q: What's the difference between the Green Bay Packers & the Taliban? A: The Taliban has a running game!
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Dosadna pitanja o trudnoći i odgovori koji će vas baš zabaviti Foto: 123rf DOSTA vam je dosadnih i uvijek istih odgovora na pitanja na koja ionako vjerojatno ne možete dobiti konkretan i univerzalno točan odgovor? Onda će vam se ovi sigurno svidjeti i uljepšati vam dan! P: Trebam li imati nakon 35. O: Ne, 35 djece je sasvim dovoljno. P: Trudna sam dva mjeseca. Kada će se beba pokrenuti? O: Uz malo sreće, odmah nakon što završi fakultet. P: Koja je najsigurnija metoda otkrivanja spola djeteta? O: Rođenje, sigurnije ne može. P: Što sam duže trudna, to su ljudi više ljubazni i nasmiješeni. Zašto? O: Vjerojatno se vesele što ste deblji od njih. Tekst se nastavlja ispod oglasa P: Liječnik mi je rekao da ću prilikom poroda snažnije osjećati pritisak nego bolove. Je li to istina? O: Možemo to i tako nazvati, ali je to vrlo slično tornado nazvati laganim strujanjem zraka. P: Kada je najbolje vrijeme za epiduralnu? O: Odmah nakon što saznate da ste trudni! P: Moram li biti uz suprugu na porodu? O: Ne. Znači li vam riječ "alimentacija" nešto? P: Što trebam izbjegavati kako bi se brzo oporavila nakon poroda? O: Trudnoću. P: Supruga je rodila prije mjesec dana. Kada će se oporaviti i kada će se hormoni smiriti? O: Kada djeca krenu na faks. Znate li nešto više o temi ili želite prijaviti grešku u tekstu? Pročitajte još Učitavanje komentara