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Q: How many Maine Black Bears does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man! Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Maine campus? A: A visitor. Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Maine? A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Maine have in common? A: They both end up in trailer parks. Q: How do you casterate an Maine Black Bear fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth Q: How many University of Maine freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it's a sophomore course. Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Maine basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Q: Why do Maine students have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First! Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Maine? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. Q: What does the average University of Maine student get on his SAT? A: Drool. Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Maine? A: They cause too much brain damage! Q: What do they call students who go to Maine? A: Rejects from Dartmouth! Q: What do Maine and Dartmouth students have in common? A: They both got in to University of Maine Q: What does a Maine native and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Maine library? A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. Q: What is the definition of a Maine virgin? A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.. Q: Why do University Of Maine grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Q: What are the best four years of an U of Maine grads life? A: Third grade
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Dosadna pitanja o trudnoći i odgovori koji će vas baš zabaviti Foto: 123rf DOSTA vam je dosadnih i uvijek istih odgovora na pitanja na koja ionako vjerojatno ne možete dobiti konkretan i univerzalno točan odgovor? Onda će vam se ovi sigurno svidjeti i uljepšati vam dan! P: Trebam li imati nakon 35. O: Ne, 35 djece je sasvim dovoljno. P: Trudna sam dva mjeseca. Kada će se beba pokrenuti? O: Uz malo sreće, odmah nakon što završi fakultet. P: Koja je najsigurnija metoda otkrivanja spola djeteta? O: Rođenje, sigurnije ne može. P: Što sam duže trudna, to su ljudi više ljubazni i nasmiješeni. Zašto? O: Vjerojatno se vesele što ste deblji od njih. Tekst se nastavlja ispod oglasa P: Liječnik mi je rekao da ću prilikom poroda snažnije osjećati pritisak nego bolove. Je li to istina? O: Možemo to i tako nazvati, ali je to vrlo slično tornado nazvati laganim strujanjem zraka. P: Kada je najbolje vrijeme za epiduralnu? O: Odmah nakon što saznate da ste trudni! P: Moram li biti uz suprugu na porodu? O: Ne. Znači li vam riječ "alimentacija" nešto? P: Što trebam izbjegavati kako bi se brzo oporavila nakon poroda? O: Trudnoću. P: Supruga je rodila prije mjesec dana. Kada će se oporaviti i kada će se hormoni smiriti? O: Kada djeca krenu na faks. Znate li nešto više o temi ili želite prijaviti grešku u tekstu? Pročitajte još Učitavanje komentara