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Stepmother Jokes Funny Jokes Family ProblemsHot 1 month ago Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. "A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. "We got married and I got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother, and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. "Much later, the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. "This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. "But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. "This was nothing, until my wife and I had a baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose more... Mental Patient - how did you get here? Hot 5 years ago A physician visited a California mental institution and asked a patient "How did you get here? What is the nature of your illness?" He got this reply. "It started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I got hitched to a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter. My Daddy came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife. So as I told you, when stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once, my stepmother. Now since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step grand-mother since she is my stepmother's mother. (Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter.) Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson. But hold on just a few more... A physician visited a California mental institution and asked a patient "How did you get here? What is the nature of your illness?" He got this reply. "It started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I got hitched to a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter. My Daddy came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife. So as I told you, when stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once, my stepmother. Now since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. (Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter.) Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson. But hold on just a few more... A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter. My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife. So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson. But hold on more... A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply." Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter. My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife. So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson. But hold on just a few minutes more... - Add a Useful Link External Links Recent Activity
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napravljeno: Ponedeljak, 16. Januar 2012 Vreme 10:02. izmenjeno: Četvrtak, 19. Januar 2012 Vreme 15:42. Dozvolite da vam iznesem neke cinjenice koje ce vam mnogo sta objasniti u resavanju mog slucaja. Trenutno cekam poziv za odsluzenje vojnog roka u srpskoj vojsci. Imam 24 godine i ozenjen sam 44-godisnjom udovicom koja ima 25-godisnju cerku. Tu cerku je ozenio moj otac. Tako je otac postao moj zet jer je ozenjen cerkom moje zene. Istovremeno je cerka moje zene postala moja maceha. U januaru smo moja zena i ja dobili sina,postao sam otac. To dete je brat zene moga oca,dakle surak moga oca. Ali istovremeno je i moj ujak,jer je brat moje macehe,to jest,moj sin je ostovremeno i moj ujak. Dva meseca kasnije je i zena moga oca dobila sina,koji je moj brat,posto je sin moga oca,ali ipak takodje i moj unuk,posto je sin zenine cerke. Dakle,ja sam brat moga unuka i posto je muz majke neke osobe istovremeno njen otac,iz toga sledi da sam otac cerke moje zene,to jest i brat njenoga sina. Dakle,ja sam svoj sopstveni deda!!! Ovim obrazlozenjem,postovani gospodine ministre,molim vas da me oslobodite vojne obaveze posto po zakonu otac,sin i unuk ne mogu istovremeno da sluze vojni rok. Molim vas za razumevanje i povoljno resenje moga slucaja! Odgovor Ministarstva Odbrane RS usledio je nakon dva dana. U izvestaju je pisalo: Osoba je permanentno razresesna vojnicke duznosti, zbog sumnje psihickih nedostataka i mentalne nestabilnosti koje su poslijedica poremecenih odnosa unutar porodice. copy|paste Hvala ti, tvoj glas je uračunat. Dao/la si [user_vote] poena, pošto je tvoja aktivnost na sajtu[user_activity]% Što je veća tvoj aktivnost više poena možeš da daš. Više informacija o tvojoj aktivnosti na stranici aktivnosti » Napiši komentar: