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Hey how are you? No really, ask yourself that question? So I’m thinking about life and ju-oh wait let me get the good stuff up for you; that’s why you’re here, right? Right. You want a joke? Do ya boy? Who’s a good joke reader!? YOU ARE! Oh, I’m sorry here it is: Woman’s note to Tech Support: Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. Much to my surprise, Husband 1.0 contained additional undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, and ESPN 2.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix the problems, to no avail. What can I do? Response from Tech Support: First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try installing Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. Remember, overuse of the above applications can cause a default to Grumpy Silence 2.5. CAUTION: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance – I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good luck. Oh man, technology these days, huh? Back in my day, all we had was cable. And a functioning MTV that showed Music Videos because it was Music Television. ANYWAY, here’s the last part of the Dave Chappelle comedy: Some wonderful words:
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Poštovani, Prošle godine sam unaprijedila svoj Dečko 5.0 program u verziju Suprug 1.0 i primijetila sam da novi program pravi neočekivane promjene u modulu za knjiženje. Ograničio je pristup Cvijeće i Nakit aplikacijama koje su radile savršeno pod verzijom Dečko 5.0 Povrh svega, Suprug 1.0 je deinstalirao većinu mojih programa kao što su Romantika 9.9, a instalirao neke module koje ni sama ne znam sto znače, kao što su HNL 5.0 i NBA 3.0, s druge strane Dijalog 8.0 i Čišćenje kuće 2.6 jednostavno sruše cijeli sistem. Probala sam situaciju očistiti programom Kvocanje 5.3, 5.4 i 5.5. ali na žalost nisam ništa postigla. Očajna !! Odgovor tehničke podrške: Draga Očajna, Niste obratili pažnju na deklaraciju: Dečko 5.0 je zabavni paket, a Suprug 1.0 je operativni sistem. Pokušajte unijeti slijedeće komande C:/MISLILA SAM DA ME VOLIS i instalirate programe Suze 6.2 Tada bi trebala aplikacija Suprug 1.0 automatski pokrenuti program Krivica 3.0 i Cvijeće 7.0. Ali upamtite, pretjerana upotreba ove metode može pokrenuti Neprijatnu tišinu 2.5 i Alkohol 6.1! Nikako ne instalirajte Svekrvu 1.0 i ne pokušavajte reinstalirati neku od starijih verzija aplikacije Dečko. Obje ove aplikacije nisu podržane i samo ce srušiti Suprug 1.0 sistem. U biti, to nije loš program, ali ima ograničenu memoriju i ne može naučiti nove aplikacije tako brzo. Razmislite o nabavi novog softvera, osobno preporučujem Zacinjena hrana 5.3 i Seksi donji veš 1.0. Oprezno koristite aplikaciju Kvocanje, jer može doći do tajne instalacije virusa Ljubavnica 1.0 koji jedino možete obrisati Privatnim detektivom 5.8 ili čak Advokatom 9.8. To je veoma teško izvesti pravilno jer može doći do resetiranja sustava Suprug 1.0 koje je bespovratno i zahtjeva instalaciju Suprug 2.0. Tehnička podrška za danas toliko,pozz matoritaxi CP