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122 We have a long weekend coming up starting Friday April 25th is ANZAC Day in Australia and New Zealand This is the time when we rememember the scarifices made by our armed forces in World wars and other conflicts Retired Drill Team When I first saw this I thought these blokes were Aussies stolen from Shelleys Snippets Four Catholic Ladies Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well.....?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'" CARTOONS [Misc] while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it. The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, “Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?” “I sure did,” responded the pessimist. “Your dog can’t swim!” The best Camel Toe picture ever taken * * * * * * * * * * * * * * She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the daddy." "Exactly", I replied back with a big smile on my face. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea – why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it – she’ll probably be thrilled.” So that’s what Joe did. The next day at the bar his buddy said, “Well? Did you take my suggestion?” “Yes, I did,” said Joe. “Did she like it?” His buddy asked. “Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling “I’ll be back in an hour!!” This video is for my very good Blog pal Miss Cellania as she is the one who encouraged me to start blogging. Miss C lives in the back blocks of Kentucky??? So just for Miss Cellania is Mark Knopfler and Scotty Moore Blue Moon of Kentucky Greedy Monkey HiFives A Professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the Professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The Professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "Yes." The Professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the Professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things - your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions - ' things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else - the small stuff." "If you put the sand into the jar first", he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand." When he had finished, there was a profound silence. Then one of the students raised her hand and with a puzzled expression, inquired what the beer represented. The Professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers." Mans Best Friend A picture paints a thousand words MUSIC One of those songs that will live on for ever in your mind This song has been one of my all time classics that takes me back to the 60's every time Ihear it Here are two excellent versions One is the original and he other a cover version by Johnny Cash
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napravljeno: Petak, 23. Septembar 2011 Vreme 11:08. izmenjeno: Petak, 20. Decembar 2013 Vreme 09:07. Kada vam se učini da gubite kontrolu nad svojim životom, kada 24h na dan nije dovoljno, sjetite se tegle kiselih krastavaca... i kave. Profesor je stajao pred grupom studenata na satu filozofije i držao neke predmete iza sebe. Kada je sat počeo, bez riječi je podigao veliku, praznu teglu kiselih krastavaca, stavio je na katedru i napunio lopticama za tenis. Potom je upitao studente da li je tegla puna. Složili su se da jest. Zatim je profesor podigao kutiju punu kamenčića i sipao ih u teglu. Blago ju je protresao. Kamenčići su se otkotrljali u prazan prostor izmedu loptica. Tada je ponovo upitao studente je li tegla puna. Opet su odgovorili da jest. Sljedeća kutija koju je profesor uzeo, bila je puna pijeska. Kada ga je sipao, pijesak je, naravno, ispunio sve preostale šupljine u tegli. Pitao je još jednom je li tegla puna. Studenti su skrušeno odgovorili da jest. Onda je profesor ispod stola izvadio dvije šalice pune kave i sipao ih u teglu. Kava je natopila pijesak Studenti su se smijali. Sada!', rekao je profesor, dok je smijeh zamirao, 'hoću da shvatite da ova tegla predstavlja vas život. Teniske loptice su važne stvari u vašem životu: vaša obitelj, vaša djeca, vaše zdravlje, vaša vjera i stvari kojima se strasno predajete....... To su one stvari uz koje bi vaš život i dalje bio ispunjen, i kada bi sve drugo nestalo. Kamenčići su i ostale stvari koje su važne: vaš posao, vaša kuća i vaš auto. Pijesak predstavlja preostale stvari. „Male stvari“. Ako napunite teglu pijeskom, nema mjesta za kamenčiće i teniske loptice. Isto važi u životu. Ako potrošite sve svoje vrijeme i energiju na male stvari, nikada nečete imati mjesta za one važne stvari. Vodite računa o stvarima koje su kljućne za vašu sreću. 1. Igrajte se sa djecom. 2. Nadjite vremena za odlazak liječniku. 3. Izvedite partnera na večeru. 4. Ponašajte se ponovo kao da vam je 18. 5. Uvijek će biti vremena da se očisti kuča i naprave popravci. Prvo se pobrinite za teniske loptice - stvari koje su vam zaista važne. Utvrdite svoje prioritete. Sve ostalo je pijesak.' Jedna od studentica je podigla ruku i upitala što je predstavljala kava. Profesor se nasmijao. 'Drago mi je da ste pitali. Nju sipam, da bi vam pokazao, da bez obzira koliko mislite da vam je život pun, uvijek ima prostora za „šalicu kave sa prijateljem“ Hvala ti, tvoj glas je uračunat. Dao/la si [user_vote] poena, pošto je tvoja aktivnost na sajtu[user_activity]% Što je veća tvoj aktivnost više poena možeš da daš. Više informacija o tvojoj aktivnosti na stranici aktivnosti » Napiši komentar: