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Q: What song do New York Islanders fans sing before the end of the third period? A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left. Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 New York Islanders with 23 lesbians? A: Fourty-Six people that dont do dick! Q: What do the New York Islanders and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Q: Why did the Islanders enforcer retire early? A: He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni! Q: What's the difference between an New York Islanders fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Q: What should you do if you find three New York Islanders hockey fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Q: How do the Islanders spend the first week of training camp? A: Studying the Miranda Rights Q: What do New York Islanders fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q: Did you hear the New York Islanders are moving to the Phillipines? A: They are going to be called the Manilla Folders! Q: What is the difference between a Islanders fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What’s the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Islanders tickets? A: People would pass up a pair of Islanders tickets. Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the New York Islanders? A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead New York Islanders fan in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog Q: How can you tell if a Islanders fan just sent you a fax? A: There's a stamp on it! Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps? A: They had pictures of Islanders players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q: What's the difference between a Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum hotdog, and a Wells Fargo Center hotdog? A: You can buy a Wells Fargo Center hotdog in May! Q: Why are the Islanders like grizzly bears? A: Every fall they go into hibernation. Q: What do the New York Islanders and the Titanic have in common? A: They both look good until they hit the ice! Q: How many New York Islanders fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man! Q: Whats the difference between the New York Islanders and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking.
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Dosadna pitanja o trudnoći i odgovori koji će vas baš zabaviti Foto: 123rf DOSTA vam je dosadnih i uvijek istih odgovora na pitanja na koja ionako vjerojatno ne možete dobiti konkretan i univerzalno točan odgovor? Onda će vam se ovi sigurno svidjeti i uljepšati vam dan! P: Trebam li imati nakon 35. O: Ne, 35 djece je sasvim dovoljno. P: Trudna sam dva mjeseca. Kada će se beba pokrenuti? O: Uz malo sreće, odmah nakon što završi fakultet. P: Koja je najsigurnija metoda otkrivanja spola djeteta? O: Rođenje, sigurnije ne može. P: Što sam duže trudna, to su ljudi više ljubazni i nasmiješeni. Zašto? O: Vjerojatno se vesele što ste deblji od njih. Tekst se nastavlja ispod oglasa P: Liječnik mi je rekao da ću prilikom poroda snažnije osjećati pritisak nego bolove. Je li to istina? O: Možemo to i tako nazvati, ali je to vrlo slično tornado nazvati laganim strujanjem zraka. P: Kada je najbolje vrijeme za epiduralnu? O: Odmah nakon što saznate da ste trudni! P: Moram li biti uz suprugu na porodu? O: Ne. Znači li vam riječ "alimentacija" nešto? P: Što trebam izbjegavati kako bi se brzo oporavila nakon poroda? O: Trudnoću. P: Supruga je rodila prije mjesec dana. Kada će se oporaviti i kada će se hormoni smiriti? O: Kada djeca krenu na faks. Znate li nešto više o temi ili želite prijaviti grešku u tekstu? Pročitajte još Učitavanje komentara