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Q: Did you hear that Nebraska's football team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together. Q: Whats the difference between the Nebraska Cornhuskers and cheerios? A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't! Q: How can you tell if someone in Nebraska is married? A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck. Q: If you have a car containing a Cornhuskers wide receiver, a Cornhuskers linebacker, and a Cornhuskers defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop. Q: Why do folks from Nebraska go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? A: 17 and under are not admitted. Q: What do you call an Nebraska football player with a championship ring? A: A thief! Q: Why do Creighton grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Q: How do you make University of Nebraska cookies? A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Nebraska? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. Q: What do you call a Nebraska Cornhusker in a BCS bowl game? A: A referee. Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Nebraska football fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Q: What's the difference between an Nebraska football player and a dollar? A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar. Q: What's the difference between an Nebraska Cornhuskers fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Nebraska? A: They cause too much brain damage! Q: What do Nebraska and Creighton students have in common? A: They both got in to Creighton Q: Why does all of the corn in Iowa lean to the east? A: Because Nebraska blows and Illinois sucks! Q: What does a Nebraska native and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up. Q: What does the average Creighton University student get on his SAT? A: Drool. Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Nebraska? A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Creighton University campus? A: A visitor.
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Dosadna pitanja o trudnoći i odgovori koji će vas baš zabaviti Foto: 123rf DOSTA vam je dosadnih i uvijek istih odgovora na pitanja na koja ionako vjerojatno ne možete dobiti konkretan i univerzalno točan odgovor? Onda će vam se ovi sigurno svidjeti i uljepšati vam dan! P: Trebam li imati nakon 35. O: Ne, 35 djece je sasvim dovoljno. P: Trudna sam dva mjeseca. Kada će se beba pokrenuti? O: Uz malo sreće, odmah nakon što završi fakultet. P: Koja je najsigurnija metoda otkrivanja spola djeteta? O: Rođenje, sigurnije ne može. P: Što sam duže trudna, to su ljudi više ljubazni i nasmiješeni. Zašto? O: Vjerojatno se vesele što ste deblji od njih. Tekst se nastavlja ispod oglasa P: Liječnik mi je rekao da ću prilikom poroda snažnije osjećati pritisak nego bolove. Je li to istina? O: Možemo to i tako nazvati, ali je to vrlo slično tornado nazvati laganim strujanjem zraka. P: Kada je najbolje vrijeme za epiduralnu? O: Odmah nakon što saznate da ste trudni! P: Moram li biti uz suprugu na porodu? O: Ne. Znači li vam riječ "alimentacija" nešto? P: Što trebam izbjegavati kako bi se brzo oporavila nakon poroda? O: Trudnoću. P: Supruga je rodila prije mjesec dana. Kada će se oporaviti i kada će se hormoni smiriti? O: Kada djeca krenu na faks. Znate li nešto više o temi ili želite prijaviti grešku u tekstu? Pročitajte još Učitavanje komentara