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Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in El Paso? A: With a restraining order. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in El Paso? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. Q: What's the first thing an El Paso girl does when she wakes up in the morning? A: Walks home. Q: What should you do if you find three people from El Paso buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Q: How do you know that Michael Jackson is not dead? A: He's still registered to vote in El Paso! Q: How does an El Paso man get a girlfriend? A: By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop! Q: How do you casterate a person from El Paso? A: Kick his sister in the mouth Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and people from El Paso? A: The bucket. Q: Why didn't the possum cross the road? A: Because in El Paso he's the other white meat! Q: What do tornadoes and people from El Paso have in common? A: They both end up in trailer parks. Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in El Paso? A: No one would look for them. Q: How do people in El Paso vote? A: Early and often! Q: How do you know you are in El Paso? A: When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows! Q: How do kids from El Paso spend the first week of the school year? A: Studying the Miranda Rights Q: What's the difference between the Mayor of El Paso and a prostitute? A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes. Q: What's the difference between a person from El Paso and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Q: What did the El Paso girl say after sex? A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes! Q: What is the difference between a person from El Paso and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: Why do people from El Paso have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First! Q: What do people from El Paso and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
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Dosadna pitanja o trudnoći i odgovori koji će vas baš zabaviti Foto: 123rf DOSTA vam je dosadnih i uvijek istih odgovora na pitanja na koja ionako vjerojatno ne možete dobiti konkretan i univerzalno točan odgovor? Onda će vam se ovi sigurno svidjeti i uljepšati vam dan! P: Trebam li imati nakon 35. O: Ne, 35 djece je sasvim dovoljno. P: Trudna sam dva mjeseca. Kada će se beba pokrenuti? O: Uz malo sreće, odmah nakon što završi fakultet. P: Koja je najsigurnija metoda otkrivanja spola djeteta? O: Rođenje, sigurnije ne može. P: Što sam duže trudna, to su ljudi više ljubazni i nasmiješeni. Zašto? O: Vjerojatno se vesele što ste deblji od njih. Tekst se nastavlja ispod oglasa P: Liječnik mi je rekao da ću prilikom poroda snažnije osjećati pritisak nego bolove. Je li to istina? O: Možemo to i tako nazvati, ali je to vrlo slično tornado nazvati laganim strujanjem zraka. P: Kada je najbolje vrijeme za epiduralnu? O: Odmah nakon što saznate da ste trudni! P: Moram li biti uz suprugu na porodu? O: Ne. Znači li vam riječ "alimentacija" nešto? P: Što trebam izbjegavati kako bi se brzo oporavila nakon poroda? O: Trudnoću. P: Supruga je rodila prije mjesec dana. Kada će se oporaviti i kada će se hormoni smiriti? O: Kada djeca krenu na faks. Znate li nešto više o temi ili želite prijaviti grešku u tekstu? Pročitajte još Učitavanje komentara