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Caribbean Jokes Funny Jokes A hurricane blew across the Caribbean. It didn't take long for the expensive yacht to be swamped by high waves, sinking without a trace. There were only two survivors: the boat's owner, Dr. Jones and the steward, Jack who managed to swim to the closest island. After reaching the deserted strip of land, the steward was crying and very upset that they would never be found. Dr. Jones on the other hand was quite calm, relaxing against a tree. "Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, how can you be so calm?" cried Jack. "We're going to die on this lonely island. We'll never be discovered here." "Sit down and listen to what I have to say, Jack." began the confident Dr. Jones. "Five years ago, I gave the United Way $500,000 and another $500,000 to my church. I donated the same amounts four years ago. And, three years ago, I did very well in the stock market, so I contributed $750,000 to each. Last year, business was good, so the two charities each got a more...1912 Vacation in the CaribbeanHot 1 year ago A lady goes on vacation alone to the Caribbean wishing her husband had been able to join her. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate lovemaking she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you!" the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he cannot tell her. On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?" "I can't because you will make fun of me!" the black man says. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says. "Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it" the black man says. The lady replied, "Its my husband that won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in the more... A businessman and a lawyer were fishing in the Caribbean. Attempting to strike up a conversation, the lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed in the fire. My insurance paid for everything." "What a coincidence," said the businessman. "I'm here because my house and all of my belongings were destroyed by a flood. Fortunately, my insurance company paid for everything too." Looking a little confused, the lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?" A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a coincidence", said the engineer, "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything." The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?", he asked. Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..." As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe more... - Add a Useful Link External Links Recent Activity
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napravljeno: Subota, 05. Februar 2011 Vreme 08:39. izmenjeno: Ponedeljak, 07. Februar 2011 Vreme 19:25. Dama je otišla na odmor na Barbados… Po dolasku upoznaje crnca i posle noći strasne ljubavi pita ga kako se zove. - Ne mogu da vam kažem, - odgovori crnac. Svake večeri su se sastajali i ludo vodili ljubav, i svake noći ga je pitala kako se zove a on je uvek isto odgovarao da ne može da joj kaže. Poslednje večeri na Barbadosu ponovo ga je pitala: - Molim te, hoćeš li da mi kažeš svoje ime? - Ne mogu da vam kažem ime jer ćete mi se smejati. - Veruj mi, zaista nemam razloga da ti se smejem. - Dobro, zovem se Sneg! Žena prasnu u histeričan smeh, a crnac joj ljutito reče: - Znao sam da ćete se smejati! - Ma ne, ne smejem se ja tvom imenu. Razmišljam o svom mužu koji mi neće verovati kada mu kažem da sam svakoga dana imala 25 cm snega na Barbadosu. Hvala ti, tvoj glas je uračunat. Dao/la si [user_vote] poena, pošto je tvoja aktivnost na sajtu[user_activity]% Što je veća tvoj aktivnost više poena možeš da daš. Više informacija o tvojoj aktivnosti na stranici aktivnosti » Napiši komentar: