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Chuck Norris jokes are outlandish jokes that point to the masculinity and overall manliness of the actor and martial artist Chuck Norris. The actor, Chuck Norris, is best known for his starring role in 'Walker, Texas Ranger' in which he is a roundhouse kicking, beard-baring manly man. These jokes are mostly an Internet fad that starting in the mid-2000's. They exaggerate the qualities of Chuck Norris by creating funny situations and make impossible claims about the abilities and attributes of the actor. The response to Chuck Norris jokes was massive. Due to the popularity of the jokes, Chuck Norris has had multiple advertising deals and has been featured as a cultural icon. We scour the Web for the best Chuck Norris jokes, so please peruse our selection of the popular jokes. 1 ratings 0 saves Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move. Show Your Support :) 1 ratings 0 saves Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands. Show Your Support :) 1 ratings 0 saves Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land. Show Your Support :) 1 ratings 0 saves Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants. Show Your Support :) 2 ratings 0 saves Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter. Show Your Support :) Follow us and get the Riddle of the Day, Joke of the Day, and interesting updates.
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Chuck Norris ima impresivan životopis. Osim što je glumac i majstor borilačkih vještina, služio je u Američkom ratnom zrakoplovstvu, no ono po čemu je najpoznatiji je niz 'činjenica' o njegovoj muževnosti. 'Činjenice' o Chucku Norrisu kratki su vicevi koji su počeli 2005., a moguće je kako su nastali zahvaljujući komičaru Conanu O'Brienu. Norrisu je omiljena takva 'činjenica' kako mu je lice trebalo biti na planini Rushmore, no granit nije bio dovoljno čvrst za njegovu bradu. Penguin USA 2007. čak je objavio zbirku najboljih 'činjenica' o Chucku Norrisu 'Istina o Chucku Norrisu: 400 činjenica o najčuvenijem čovjeku na svijetu'. Norris je neuspješno tužio izdavačku kuću zbog povrede zaštitnog znaka, stjecanja bez osnove i prava korištenja. Zatim je 2008. i sam izdao svoju zbirku 'činjenica'. A evo i kratke liste deset najboljih 'činjenica' o Chucku Norrisu: Kad Chuck Norris uđe u more, morski psi ga promatraju iz sigurnosti kaveza. Chuck Norris obrisao je koš za smeće na radnoj površini svog računala. Chuck Norris može dijeliti s nulom. Chuck Norris nosi sunčane naočale kako njegov pogled ne bi povrijedio sunce. Chuck Norris nikad ne zove krivi broj, već se ljudi javljaju na krivi telefon. Chuck Norris ne može dobiti srčani udar – on je jedini koji udara! Kineski zid sagrađen je kako bi spriječio ulazak Chucka Norrisa. Krajnje neuspješno! Par, nepar? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris ne nosi ručni sat – on odlučuje koliko je sati! Chuck Norris ne prati modu, moda je pratila njega dok se nije okrenuo i pogodio kružnim udarcem. Nitko ne prati Chucka Norrisa! U slučaju da vam nije dosta 'činjenica' o Chucku Norrisu, dodali smo i stranicu Twittera na kojoj ih možete pročitati još. Uživajte!