Usandsynligt, jeg ved det, men jeg kan lide at forestille mig at han havde sex natten før, og nu blokere nogle af resterne for hans urinrør, hvilket tillader urinen at flyve i to forskellige retninger.
Implausible, I know, but I like to imagine that he had sex the night before, and now a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.