Jeg havde tilbragt 10 timer på en bus, og havde to gange brudt min personlige regel mod at urinere om bord et kørende fartøj, - - og jeg ankom til Den Fjerde Årlige Dixie Trek Konvention for at opdage, at mit idol, Wil Wheaton, havde besluttet sig for, at der var vigtigere ting end at møde op.
Having spent 10 hours on a bus during which I had to twice violate my personal rule against relieving myself onboard a moving vehicle I finally arrived at the Fourth Annual Dixie Trek Convention only to find that my idol, Wil Wheaton decided he had better things to do than show up and sign my action figure.