Hrabě Olaf mě nechal přivázat ke stromu, než jsem vám mohla říct, že Baudelairovy má dostat do péče jejich strýc, Dr. Montgomery.
- I was kidnapped by Count Olaf's associates and tied to a tree before I could tell you that the Baudelaires' uncle, Dr. Montgomery, was designated by the parents as their legal guardian and has been waiting to hear from you.