Well, firstly, we would need to trap 10,000 salmon from the North Sea, for the sake of argument, get them to the Yemen alive, don't ask me how, where they would be deposited in temperature and oxygen-controlled holding tanks built into a wadi that would, hallelujah, open during the rainy season, allowing the salmon to migrate upstream for, say, 10 kilometers, which would allow your sheikh to hoick them out of the water to his heart's content.
Í fyrsta lagi ūyrftum viđ ađ fanga 10.000 laxa... úr Norđursjķ, koma ūeim lifandi til Jemen, ekki spyrja mig hvernig... og koma fyrir í hita- og súrefnisstũrđum geymum... byggđa inn í gil sem myndi opnast á regntímanum... svo laxinn gæti ferđast 10 kílķmetra upp eftir ánni... svo furstinn ūinn gæti... kippt ūeim upp úr vatninu af hjartans lyst.