Well, then, by the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Canada and the Province of Ontario, which has always been very pro-gay, unlike that uptight country to the south, it's my pleasure to now pronounce you husband and husband, partners for life.
-Međ ūví vaIdi sem mér var faIiđ, af Kanada og Ontario-sũsIu, ūar sem aIIir eru fyIgjandi hommum, öfugt viđ IeiđindaIandiđ fyrir sunnan, er mér ánægja ađ Iũsa ykkur eiginmann og eiginmann, féIaga ađ eiIífu.