There was a young woman from Ealing... who had a peculiar feeling. She lay on her back and opened her crack... and pissed all over the ceiling. Bollocks.
"Ég hefi haft spurnir af sprundi sem fékk svona fiđring í tundriđ og lagđist á bakiđ og miđađ'á ūakiđ og meig ūar til kamarinn hrundi." Nei, fjandinn.