The dude can't just come out with: "I've loved you since the moment I first saw you, pounding out a lender's agreement, eating Cocoa Puffs while some pretty boy drooled over you."
Gaurinn getur ekki sagt: "Ég hef elskađ ūig siđan ég sá ūig fyrst berja saman lánasamning á međan einhver snoppufriđur strákur slefađi yfir ūig."