Dearly beloved, We have gathered here tonight to pay our finial respects to Dylan, a breather who didn't have enough good sense to keep his dumb ass retired.
Kæru ástvinir, viđ erum saman komin hér í kvöld til ađ votta hinstu virđingu okkar Dylan... másara sem hafđi ekki vit á ūví ađ halda sig áfram frá fyrri störfum.