His name was Bob, and we called him "Buddha Bob" because he was kind of fat and he liked to walk around naked and we rubbed his belly for luck.
Hann hét Bob og viđ kölluđum hann Búddha Bob af ūví ađ hann var ūybbinn. Honum fannst gott ađ ganga um nakinn og strjúka á sér magann í gæfuskyni.