I suddenly realized that unless something changed soon... I was going to live a life where my major relationship... was with a bottle of wine... and I'd finally die fat and alone... and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians.
Ūađ rann upp fyrir mér ađ ef eitthvađ gerđist ekki fljķtlega yrđi mitt eina langvarandi ástarsamband viđ flöskuna og ađ ég myndi deyja feit og alein og finnast Ūremur vikum síđar hálfétin af alsatíuhundum.