I was at the precinct, and I really had to use the john, and it's pretty filthy in there and I was in kind of a hurry... and I didn't have time to use one of those, you know, paper ass gaskets.
Eitt enn. Ég fķr á klķiđ á stöđinni. Ūađ var drullugt og ég var á hrađferđ.