It's a bit queer that your mum sent you here to get on the straight and narrow, when this is obviously the worst possible place in the world to do that.
Skrũtiđ ađ mamma ūín sendi ūig hingađ til ađ rétta ūig af ūegar ūetta er augljķslega versti mögulegi stađur í heiminum til ūess.