Before we let you leave your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs and kiss his own arse.
Áđur en viđ leyfum ykkur ađ fara verđur yfirmađur ykkar ađ koma yfir völlinn, framfyrir ūennan her, setja höfuđiđ á milli lappanna og kyssa á sér rassinn.