As a prank, when I was 15 my big brother told me you have to masturbate with your feet. And to this day, that's how I do it.
Ūegar ég var 15 ára taldi brķđir minn mér trú um ađ allir frķuđu sér međ fķtunum og ég geri ūađ enn ūann dag í dag.