And now by the power vested in me by the Internet and the state of Indiana and under a God who for sure if he believes in love, then he fully endorses the loving marriages of these two wonderful couples, I now pronounce you wife and wife and husband and husband.
Po ovlaštenju kojeg mi je dao internet i država Indijana, i pod Bogom koji sigurno, vjeruje li u ljubav, potpuno podržava brakove ova dva divna para, proglašavam vas ženom i ženom, i mužem i mužem.