I'd cut this puling, pathetic, greed-grubbing git in two, literally, then I'd nail his bloody halves to the doors of the court -- a reminder to all not to waste the king's time.
Ja bih cut ovo puling, jadno, pohlepe pohlepnih GIT u dva, doslovno, onda bih srediti svoje krvave poluvremena ... na vratima suda ... podsjetnik svima da ne gubite kraljevog vrijeme.