I think you might be interested in knowing that your daughter, last night... threw eggs at my house, papered my house with toilet paper... wrote "bald asshole" on my door.
Mislim da ćete zanimati da saznaš da je tvoja kćerka sinoć... gađala mi kuću jajima, bacala toalet papir... napisala na vratima "ćelavi govnar".