Nije imao šanse da pogodi koliko sam teška kada sam se izula, skinula kaiš, verenički prsten, pljunula žvaku i izvadila sve papirne maramice iz džepova.
And that weight guesser never had a chance once I took off my shoes, my belt, my engagement ring, spit up my gum and took out all the kleenex had in my pockets.