I, oh, germans meus... us podeu creure que el vostre fidel i sofert narrador... va treure la seva yahzik vermella milla i mitja... per a llepar la bota grahznyosa y vonniosa.
And, O my brothers, would you believe your faithful friend and long-suffering narrator pushed out his red yabzick a mile and a half to lick the grahzny, vonny boots.