Mira, ho em sap greu, Ted, però de cor, no puc enviar a un subjecte solitari com tu a la cim d'un lloc tan romàntic, i pitjor encara, a un far tan alt.
Look, I'm sorry, Ted, but-but I can't in good faith send a lonely guy like yourself to the top of a very romantic, and more to the point, a very tall lighthouse.