I would like to cordially invite you both and your dad, Marissa but not yours, Summer, because he both scares and hates me to come celebrate a little holiday I like to call Chrismukkah.
U ime Isusa, Jude Maccabee i Cohena srdačno vas pozivam oboje, i tvoga tatu Marissa ali ne i tvoga, jer ga se bojim i mrzi me da dođete s nama proslaviti mali praznik koji volim zvati Chrismukkah.