"te2olli ana amshy mnein men hena?" sa2alet Alice.
"da yetwa2af 3ala enti 3ayza tewsaly fein," 2al el-2ot.
"ana mesh faree2 3ayza aroo7 fein" raddet Alice.
"yeb2a mesh mohem tamshy mnein," 2al el-2ot.
--- men "Alice in Wonderland"
Ana esmy David. W 3andy akh esmo Mike.
Yom men el-ayam, akhy kallemny w talabny nasi7a. Kan beyfakkar yekhtar ma bein 3ardein sho8l:
Sho8l 1 - El-sho8l el-awwalany kan sho8l maktab 3ady 40 sa3a fel osbo3.
Sho8l 2 - El-sho8l el-tany kan career fel ta2min, hayebda2 men ta7t w ba3d senin ketir w sa3at tawila momken yewsal lel 2emma (law shater).
El-sho8l el-tany kan biydfa3 a2al men el-awwalany (fel awwel), bas el-makaseb bta3to (fel mosta2bal) kanet aktar bektir men el-sho8l el-awwal. Fa akhoya yakhod anhy sho8l? El-egaba hya... da yetwa2af.
Zay ma el-2ot kan bey7awel ye2ol le Alice, el-tari2 elly hatakhdo yetwa2af 3ala enti 3ayza tewsaly fein.
Ebda2 wel-hedaf fe balak
Sa2alt akhy eh hadafo fel 7ayah. 2al en hadafo howa eno "yedarres", bas 3ayez yeksab felos ketir el-awwel. 2oltelo yensa mawdo3 el-felos, w nasa7to yerakkez 3ala hadafo. Ba3dein sa2alto anhy sho8l a7san le hadafo elly howa "el-tadris." 2al en el-sho8l el-awwalany a7san le hadafo 3ashan hayeshta8al 40 sa3a fel osbo3 bas, elly haydilo wa2t fadel 3ashan yedarres. Kammel kalam w 2al, "bas law akhadt el-sho8l el-tany, a2dar ashta8al gamed w aksab felos aktar, w ba3dein ata2a3ed badry w "adarres" fe akher 7ayaty." Nasa7to tany "yerakkez" 3ala hadafo, mesh el-felos. El-7agat mesh betntehy 8alat, hya btebda2 8alat!
Matdrabsh 3ala 7esanein
Hayeb2a sa3b gedan en 7ad yenga7 fe tadris w howa beyshta8al 70-80 sa3a fel osbo3 fe sherekat ta2min; ma7addesh ye2dar yedrab 3ala 7esanein. Zay ma beyolo, te2dar te3mel ay 7aga, bas mesh kol 7aga. Nasa7to yebda2 men en-nahrda yekhtar el-sho8l elly beyda3am el-2arar da.
Bokra Mabeygeesh
Akhy kan faker eno ye2dar yebda2 el-tadris fe akher 7ayato, bas el-7a2i2a en bokra mabeygeesh. Law makhadtesh el-2arar delwa2ty enak tetba3 e7sask, 8aleb hayfdal mesh met7a2a2. El-3omr marra wa7da, matroohsh le akher 7ayatak w enta nadman.
El-Felos Hategy
Akhy kan 2ale2 awi 3ala mawdoo3 kasb el-felos. 2oltelo mayeb2ash 2ale2. El-felos dayman hategy aktar lamma te3mel elly bete7ebbo.
Be-ekhtisar, kol ma teb2a 3and mafra2 toro2, et2aked enak takhod el-2arar elly beyda3am hadafak fel 7ayah. Law 3amalt keda, hateb2a mashy sa7 fel tari2.
Matdrabsh 3ala 7esanein ma3naha   _  .
a7san tekoon 3andak 7esanein te2dar terkab 7esan wa7ed bas kwayes te2dar te3mel kol 7aga kwayes mate2darsh te3mel 7agten kwayes fe nafs el-wa2t