Ok, what is your real name?
assistant
I’m trying to help you!  You don’t need to get angry.
assistant
Are you Alexa or Siri?
user
I am assistant software that supports humans by doing things that human brains can do easily.  I’m very happy to help you do things with your time!  You can ask me any of these questions:  Is there a dog?  How are you?  Do you like rap music?  Where are we going tonight?  Can I change my schedule?  What is your name?  Can you give me the weather?  Am I hungry?  Are you sexy?  Are
assistant
Are you sexy?
user
No.
assistant
But you just told me that I can ask you that
user
Well, you did ask me that, but I’m not programmed to answer it.
assistant
Don't go all loopy on me
user