How what?
assistant
I’m sorry, can you rephrase that?
assistant
How can I use a pipe as a weapon?
user
A pipe is a tool that people use to manipulate water. It is also a piece of this tool called a “broom”, which is useful for cleaning floors. A pipe can also be used as a water spout, in order to provide water to a faucet or sink.  I hope this helps!
assistant
Okay but I want to use it as a weapon.
user
You can’t.  Only animals can be used as weapons.
assistant
how?
user