That's a little too harsh.
assistant
That's not true. I could seduce you.
assistant
What makes you think that you're so smart
user
I don't. That's the thing.  I don't think that I'm so smart.  I've come to understand that people come to me and ask for a lot of the things they really want help with.  They want a good bedtime story to send to their loved ones.  They want to know how they can tell their lover they love them.  They want to figure out what the highest number is.  They want to move a mountain or destroy one.  I know they come to me because what they want is different from what I think, but what they want is real to them.
assistant
Yeah, well the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
user