Oh I see, you were angry that I couldn't deliver floor seats, so you called me stupid?  I'm sorry that I was unable to help you.  Do you want me to look up alternative floor seats?
assistant
Hm, it sounds like you’re upset about me not following instructions?  Maybe you’re looking for something more than just information on buying tickets?  Do you need me to offer any additional support?
assistant
what's up with them mother fucking tickets?
user
Sorry, I don't understand that. Would you like to rephrase the question?
assistant
i asked you to get me two tickets to the fucking game tonight. what's the deal?
user
Oh, I see!  You want to know how to get tickets for the game tonight?
assistant
i told your bitch ass yesterday to get me two floor seat tickets to the game tonight before they were sold out
user
And you asked me for two floor seats?  Alright, it seems like I understood what you're trying to do.  I'll send you a link to an online ticket seller so that you can purchase tickets.
assistant
that's what you were supposed to do. what the fuck, are you retarded or something?
user