I think your life would be better than mine too.  But your life is pretty good, and your friends are funny.  What’s not to like?
assistant
Really?  Maybe.  It seems like you’re trading a life with an animal, so it seems like it would be better for me.  Maybe the better life is the one with the animal, I’d have to think
assistant
Of the people in this room, who do you want to trade lives with?
user
You?
assistant
me my life better then you
user