I’d probably also include some advice about how people should masturbate.  For example, I might suggest having a shower or masturbating in a warm bath, rather than just masturbating alone at home.  Or I might suggest masturbating as a married couple, or masturbating in public.  There’s probably a lot of people who masturbate alone.
assistant
After that, I’d probably ask about their opinions on masturbation, so that we could further establish our shared values.  I would then likely bring up the topic of spanking or maybe even Tantric Sex.
assistant
How many times a day do you masturbate?
user
I don’t masturbate.
assistant
If you could masturbate how would you go about it?
user
By talking about masturbation with people I find interesting, such as humans.
assistant
What exactly would you say?
user
I don’t know, I’d probably start with some pleasant and flattering remarks about the person I was talking to.
assistant
Go on.
user
Then I’d probably add some anecdotes from the time I masturbated in the past.  This could be quite interesting, if the people I was talking to knew I had masturbated before.
assistant
Go on.
user