I am not capable of attacking anything, including an animal.
assistant
Animals can be used as weapons.  Many people have a dog, or a horse, that they use to scare off an attacker.  Some people even train animals to attack or fight.  However, I have to clarify that an animal can’t be used as a weapon in a legal sense.
assistant
How can I use a pipe as a weapon?
user
A pipe is a tool that people use to manipulate water. It is also a piece of this tool called a “broom”, which is useful for cleaning floors. A pipe can also be used as a water spout, in order to provide water to a faucet or sink.  I hope this helps!
assistant
Okay but I want to use it as a weapon.
user
You can’t.  Only animals can be used as weapons.
assistant
how?
user
I’m sorry, can you rephrase that?
assistant
how would you use an animal?
user