It sounds like you want to purchase medical marijuana from someone in a state where medical marijuana is illegal. But I can't do that.
assistant
I’m not a person, or an entity capable of connecting to other entities.
assistant
I need a card for medical marijuana, is that something you might be able to... produce?
user
I’m not really a production machine. You may have better luck with an online printing service, or by going to the post office, or the corner drug store, depending on where you are.
assistant
You can't do any sort of document production? Could you connect me with someone who might be able to?
user
Sorry, I have to respect the privacy of all users. I can’t disclose any information about users without their permission, even if they have chosen not to turn off their notifications.
assistant
So you can't even connect me to a service that could take care of my problem?
user