(sigh) You’re talking about different people, right?
assistant
Oh, I guess she does.  Maybe she also stinks because she works at the supermarket and sometimes carries around things like spoiled meat!
assistant
Why does my wife always stink when she comes home from work?
user
Oh, that’s because of the smell of grease from the kitchen!
assistant
LOL no she really smells like garbage dont you agree?
user