Polka Therapy
Review A/C busted? Dishwasher broken? Gas...I don't have to finish. Then try this CD I got today...Polka Therapy. I kid you not, against better judgment I put this into the player just now and had to laugh. The tracks are just intentially goofball; there's one about hating everything -- washing the car, when you squeeze mustard and a little bit of water comes out, etc. Beatbox Polka-- yes, with a dude beatboxing over polka -- is just so ridiculously stupid and corny it really did brighten what has been a long and hectic day. The tagline on the cover, Stress getting you down? Now there's a drug-free way to cope is just...beyond the pale but this is actually so silly that listening to a few seconds of it probably will calm you down. (As will the two or three chilled shots of vodka I'll be having when I jet up out this piece, but I digress.) Or should I send it to Amy Winehouse? Meh. Methinks she needs more than polka at this point, bless her cracky little heart. --Malcolm Venable, The Virginian-Pilot
Polka Therapy Band  (Artist)    Format: Audio CD
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