Congress
Can babble endlessly for hours! Second best thing to a visit with your alcoholic in-laws! Smells like just like old cheese and beer farts! Just like a huge gust of hot air! The perfect stocking stuffer!
What do you get for the person who has everything? How about Congress! This tired old group of douchebags has been passed around for at least 50 years, but now you can have clueless senile people in your pocket for practically nothing! Don't let the lobbyists have all the fun, Congress is now for sale to anyone with a few extra bucks to throw around.
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