Wooden Effigy, Man
Effigy, wooden, Man shaped. Suitable for nothing in particular.
Got cash Burning a hole in your pocket? For Sale: one Man. Highly flammable. Lovingly hand crafted by dedicated if slightly deranged volunteers from all natural organic free range fair-trade lumber (except for the glue-lam bits, which we don't like to talk about). Custom equipment includes articulating arms which raise to signal imminent immolation potential. Neon lighting available in a range of colors. Unlike more recent models, this latst-of-it's-kind also comes with a heart. SPECIAL DEAL: due to radical decommodifcation, the sale price has been reduced from $40,000 to $00.01 until September 29, 2015. Don't wait and let this deal go up in smoke. No longer needed due to recent product rev. Priced to sell. Pick up only, no delivery. Gerlach Nevada
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