Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2138 [Nickname] derdeeder [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i was hanging out with my best friend and my ex-boyfriend and his 3 friends. i woke up in a shower that wasnt mine with my youth group leader at church on the floor naked by the toilet. my exboyfriend and best friend were tied together by a phone car charger. one of my ex bf best friend were lying by the door awake, and he looked at me and asked if i wanted to do it again while everyone else was asleep, since it wasnt fair for him to have to share...wow...thanks loko (: i dont go to the same church anymore.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2137 [Nickname] JAYMAN [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: First time having Four Loko, my friends convinced me to "Edward sissorhand" the four loko. I downed both in a matter of 30 minutes. What happened next was a mistake. I went to my best friend, and told him I hooked up with his girlfriend and then went up to his girlfriend and told her that I still had feelings for her. Not only did I do this but on the spot had an urge to make out with her in front of my best friend. Long story short, when I woke up I apparently suffered a broken nose from my best friend and lost my best friend that night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2136 [Nickname] Loko4fourloko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: had my first loko last night fruit punch i was already pretty faded when i started drinking that shit lets just say i cant remember everything but we broke into two schools from sky lights had to have one guy sneak in cut the steal rope with a knife we all snuk in then wile we were driving 100 done the street throwing bottle rockets with the explosive part ripped off so it was basically a firework but back to the point thru it at some guys car these fuckers thought we shot at them fuck flipped a bitch on us and started booking it after us we lost them and we bombed and broke off a bunch of mailboxes my bad for the long story but itd be alot better cept i cant realy remember shit so i guess just gotta love them lokos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2135 [Nickname] mongoose [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: A couple of nights ago some young bucks all sashayed on into the house I was at balooning the chill atmosphere into a swingin high school esque quasi-party. The four of them combined for a gang of bumbling four lokos each with their own commemorative 4loko. They discussed in great loud detail their favorite flavors and how exactly the ass taste of the grape flavor could possibly be better than robitussum fruit punch flavor. Then they started getting real about an ex, then they pissed ppl off, then they left happily ever after and SHOULD HAVE been stopped by a cop that drove right by them drinking in public. Godamn karma never works right

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2134 [Nickname] LostPIzza [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had about 2 four lokos and decided I wanted Dominoes. I ordered two pies. I didn't eat one slice. Before I got back to my dorm room I had offered away every piece. the people ranged from public safety of my dorms to the people I rode the elevator with. I was still hungry. I ordered another two pies.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2133 [Nickname] Ian Cross [Loko] 54 [Not Loko] 20 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I got drunk on beer and whiskey. When we went on a booze run we decided we need energy. We decided on Four Loko. One of those bad boys sent me into a downward spiral. First, I fought a door. Then I got into an arguement with my roomate about nothing. I gathered up all of my hygiene gear, a Hajii rag, an 8 intch knife, and a bottle of mustard. After throwing all of my hygiene gear into the river, I wrapped the Hajii rag around my head like a terrorist. I found a tree that i didnt like, sprayed it with mustard, and proceeded to knife fight it for about 10 minutes. I disapeared. I found out later that multiple cop cars were on the look out for me for about an hour. I forgot why i was mad at my roomate and started back. thats when I was arrested. Damn fuzz finally got me. My roomate magically showed up and started yelling things like,"TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!! IT LOOKS BETTER ON COPS!!" I didn't have the knife on me anymore so they had to let me go. Colonel Mustard, in the quad, with the knife. Game over.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2132 [Nickname] T.C.41-Ltown [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so it was me and my boy, we were hanging out and wanting to get into some trouble, we went buy 4 four lokos and began to drink... i passed out after one and the next morning i found a small child, a pit bull and three cases of pudding surrounding my naked body, i then walked in the shower and fount my mom tied up with my name tattooed across her four head... a night ill never forget, damn fourloko :(

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2131 [Nickname] Big Kat [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I woke up with a long dildo in my ass and two black eyes. You can be the judge of how my night went.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2130 [Nickname] flurdd<3 [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and ma nigga floyd drank 7 lokos a peace and by the end of the night he went from a straight guy to a guy that sucked 5 dicks in one night holla at him 4506985 (;

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2129 [Nickname] damn four lokos [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and three friends bought 9 four lokos. we drank the two pretty slow and the last one we shotgunned. We woke up the next morning on top of a cliff and my friends car crashed and dented up there too! the funny thing is its still up there cause theres no path to get up or down lol.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2128 [Nickname] Emmy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Four loko is my drink of choice. The first time i drank it i gave a guy a handjob while strandling him in the passenger seat while the car is in motion in handcuffs, went to a strip club and thought the strippers were showing their tits so i should too, bar tended in my underwear, threw my cell phone away, attempted to sleep with my best male friend, walked two miles blacked out crying through the most dangerous part of town and let an engaged man put his hands down my pants. I was also dating a bartender at the time and I left his bar with another man that night. He left work crying. FOUR LOKO SOME OF THE BEST TIMES ULL NEVER REMEMBER

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2127 [Nickname] Beannnnnnn [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 2-four lokos, pased out, woke up to my clothes on everyonne else and my ex-boyfriend on top of me. my friends tell me i went skinny dipping in a public fountain, and tied my ex- boyfriend up with his x-box controller cord. after playing black ops. all i remember is seeing my ex- boyyfriends best friend and pratically raping him. my friend k. woke up with my pants on her and a condom in her mouth...hmmm...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2126 [Nickname] Dre [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: took mixed shots of vodka and a 4loko. decided it would be good idea to drive to another party. ended up following the wrong car, got on the high way not knowing where i was, got off the high way and pulled into the apartment complex i thought the party was in. walked around the complex with no shoes yelling at my phone. i somehow got home, don't remember getting there. gotta love four lokos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2125 [Nickname] Scumdog0331 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I watch the game at a bar, but was only about six beers in by the end of the game. I go to the gas station in Richland, IA (home of?no one really), the only flavor of Four Loko they have is grape. (Remember this, you will be tested on it later). I buy two. I cracked open my first can, and the flavor did not remind me of grape. ?Canned Ass? seems like a better name. We go to a bar in Eldon, IA (Home of the ?American Gothic? house!). If anyone knows anything about Eldon, you know this was a bad idea. Commence time traveling. Here?s what I can piece together from multiple reports: I brought my rugby cleats in to try to get everyone to ?Shoot the Boot,? no one did it, it probably didn?t help that? I was apparently shirtless most of the night. In fact, I was shirtless so long that I actually lost my shirt and the bartender had to give me another one. (Note: Why was I shirtless? I?m 6?0" 300lbs, I have ?Corn Fed? tattooed TuPac ?Thug Life? style across my gut, and there is universal humor in a naked fat man.) I tried to start a ?fat man wet t-shirt contest? by pouring a pitcher of beer on myself, no one else wanted to play. Here?s what I know from the following morning: I woke up on my friend?s couch cuddling his Rottweiler. My debit card was gone. I was covered in change. I had no cash nor change when I left the bar in Richland. (Perhaps I used my debit card to get cash, then immediately converted the cash to change, and there were multiple denominations, then used the change as confetti in celebration of the fat man wet t-shirt contest.) My pants were FILTHY! My knee was bleeding, yet my pants were not harmed, which means that I fell on my knee, with my pants off, at some point in the night. I had sent over 60 text messages, mostly such insightful stuff as ?I luv yooo,? ?what is my name,? ?it?s so awful,? and ?W0000000!? Finally, and I told you that you?d be tested, another unexpected surprise was that the 4 loko had turned my poop blue. In summation, I?m doing it again next weekend, WHO?S WITH ME?!?!?!?!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2124 [Nickname] hahaha [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: soo i had about 6 locos in the time span of 3 hours. my bff and i created our own religon and procced to damn ppl to hell. while also yelling our own sermans. one of them was do as i say or fuck off. afterwards we went to a catholic church service and played becky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got fined for distrbing the peace

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2123 [Nickname] lokooo [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: someone has a video of me singing "I've had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you"...to a four loko can.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2122 [Nickname] Scared Localist [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friend chugged 7 four lokos........... The same day he played soccer and then died of a heart attack. plz do not drink these.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2121 [Nickname] JJMAY39 [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so me and my bros thought it would be cool to try four lokos since we only drink wine coolers. So we split 1 loko between the four of us and the last thing i remember is going to sleep 20 minutes after drinking it... i woke up with 3 naked guys in bed with me the next morning

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2120 [Nickname] cdoc42 [Loko] 519 [Not Loko] 33 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was a regular friday night, i was chillen with my boys floyd and perry smoking joes left and right, we had a case of beer between the 3 of us and decided it would be a good idea to go buy 9 four lokos-3 for each of us. we headed out to a party and began drinking our share, the last thing i remember before waking up naked in floyds bed was running threw a fire with face paint on me screaming "Were the sleeping giants!"

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2119 [Nickname] GW93suooooop [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I started off the night with a couple keystones. Then somehow i ended up drinking 6 four lokos at my niggas house. Then woke up butt ass naked in a forest with blood all over me, also smelling like straight reefer.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2118 [Nickname] Naked Football Chase [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friend had a LOKO and a half. We started throwing a football around. Next thing I know he's chasing me around with his shorts and underwear at his ankles. I ask him if he had any idea what happend last night. He replied... "No idea".

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2117 [Nickname] whocares123 [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i blacked out after two four lokos. i was told this morning that last night i suddenly had to piss and walked outside to do it, but came back in, pulled my pants down in the livingroom, sat down on the recliner and pissed myself. i then proceeded to take my pants completely off and the only thing i remember is waking up on the couch, with no pants on. i have drank ALOT and have never blacked out before, this shit is crazy!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2116 [Nickname] iloveliquidcrack [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The first time I had a four loko, I found myself belting old-school Christina Aguilera tunes while standing on my friend's kitchen table and then eventually ending up passed out, head on the counter, at some shitty bar in the ghetto of baltimore. Not discouraged by these embarrassing situations though, I continued to be a regular four loko consumer. Did I black out often? Yes. Did I do dumb shit such as have sex with a non-Jewish kid with a Jew fro? Yes. Was I the least bit discouraged after the constant humiliation that four lokos seemed to cause me? No; not yet at least. Even after drinking a blue raspberry four loko before a Sublime concert and as a result being kicked out of the concert once I was spotted vomiting a neon blue substance, I remained a loyal fan of "getting loko." The breaking point in my relationship with the "blackout in a can" occurred on my 19th birthday. After wandering the streets of a little beach town while drinking a cranberry lemonade four loko, I managed to blackout (surprise, surprise) before we even got to the party. Needless to say, my birthday ended with a bang in a few different ways. 1. I literally fell down an entire staircase and my blacked out friends watched as almost all of my body parts got a chance to bang against each wooden stair. 2. I was, "the life of the party," and apparently made quite the impression amongst the party guests. 3. I actually got raped by a 20-something year old lifeguard with long, blonde hair and somehow ended up stealing (or unintentionally taking by mistake, we'll never know) his shitty blue nokia cell phone. Due to the bang my birthday ended with as a result of getting loko, and the awkward rendezvous with the lifeguard man (returning his cell phone that i maybe accidentally stole and asking him basic questions such as "hey, do you have stds?" and "do you think i'm going to be pregnant because of you?"), I have decided to officially retire from such activity. I once loved Four Lokos, but was finally given a reality check of how unpleasant they can make your life both while under it's influence and recovering from it's influence the next day. I'm waving my white flag Four Loko. Please do your best not to tempt me again. Regardless, I just have one thing left to say about my Four Loko experiences - #sorryimnotsorry

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2115 [Nickname] Loko...Next Question [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'm a laid back person, first night I drank a loko I punched a whole through a wall, flipped a table over in a pizza parlor, then chirped a frat kid. Second time I drank one I fell face first in the snow, got to my friends house and punched the top off a steel standing lamp, then headbutted it cutting my head open. My loko friend walked outside in the snow with no shoes holding the remnants of the lamp and proceeded to smash it over a tree in the front yard. These are just the things I remember doing.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2114 [Nickname] nickiminajfan?? [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Oh my gosh, i barely remember what happened!!! First i drank like about 3 and i STILL coulnd't get a buzz, so i kinda put some suger and coffee together with some fourloko. I WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After that i wake up and find myself being fucked up by someone, and he was doing it really hard too. i love sex in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2113 [Nickname] WTF 4 LOKOS [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I DRANK 4 LOKOS....WENT TO THA CLUB DANCED WITH TWO CHICKS BROUGHT DEM HOME....FUCKED EM, PASSED OUT. WOKE UP THA NEXT MORNING WITH SHIT ON MY DICK AN TWO GUYZ IN MY BED...LUCKLY MY ASS WASN'T SORE....DID I MENTION I'M NOT GAY THANKS 4 LOKOS

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2112 [Nickname] IDR, breh!!1! [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a variety pack. Learned how to dougie.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2111 [Nickname] shitwreckkk [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: last time i drank lokos i went to the club and got kicked out after drinking one loko and getting in a fight. my bff and i decided to go back to another friends house where we drank another loko and some rum. we then moved to the last house of the night. (the last thing my friend and i remember is leaving the club, i was told what happened when i found out where my car keys were)at the last house i lost the only set of keys for my car. my car was uncapable of moving for three days. three days later my friend finds my keyes in a coat pocket of his jacket that he was not even wearing that night. oh loko how u got meee<3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2110 [Nickname] LokoMadeMeLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So before i went to a party, I pregamed at my house with my best friend(basically drank alone cause she drove). Went to the party feeling pretty good, then saw a Four Loko on the counter and my friends told me to have it (now I'm a pretty small girl, 4'11 and weight 94 pounds..nd yes I am old enough to drink dont worry). After drinking the whole can of Loko I blacked out. The next morning I woke up at the top of my stairs right before my bedroom, didnt even make it to bed. I looked at my phone and saw that i had a text from a random number saying " you were crazy last night, I cant believe you stripped in front of everyone and jumped into the pool, your lucky I jumped in after you because you almost drown you crazy little girl." Never will i drink one of those sneaky little drinks again!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2109 [Nickname] bigraab [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: four loko...where do i start one fine night at my house at school i felt the need to prove my manhood. After drinking one blueraspberry loko i decided to fill up another and take it down through the beer bong. This promptly triggered 2 more beer bongs one filled with a mixture of beer and 2 shots of vlad. After waking up in someone elses clothes i was quickly made aware of my actions the night before with a video my friend showed me, Which included 5 minutes of me walking around butt naked and a beer pong slam dunk in which i slid off the table and broke my ass on the firplace.. i still have the scar to this day. Thanks for the memories 4loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2108 [Nickname] LokoIDVandal [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had a graduation party for some friends and I got tired of drinking keg beer so I switched to Four Loko. After about a four loko and a half I decided to start my moving process. I was moving out soon and had a huge desk I couldnt fit out of my door, so my friends and I found an axe started chopping up the desk and throwing it out my window into the apt parking lot when. I was outside with the ax and a cup of four loko when a cop rolled through the complex looking for parties. He looked at me with my drink and an axe and got out of the car to ask what I was doing. I responded "oh just chopping up my desk, I couldnt move it, Im not drunk".

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2107 [Nickname] TedBundy4Loko [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had 2 lokos then hit the bars. I left all my friends at the bar and didnt tell them i was leaving. Ended up going to an unlocked building on the campus where I go to school and approached the vending machine for late night munchies. I had no money, so I decided to tip the machine. It fell on top of me instead. It took me a while to wiggle my way out, then I passed out for 3 hours next to the machine. Woke up at 6am and pass out on my neighbors couch. P.s. me and 3 frinds attempted to lift the machine back up the next day to no avail, luckily I didnt get caught.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2106 [Nickname] richard goesinya [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: a few weeks ago I read these stories ddecied to try one bought the blue tropical kind went home started playin xbox downed that one drank whiskey by the time i bought 1 more i remember nothing i remember feelin sleepy then got up my roommate said i stumbled sideways into the kitchen table head first into the kitchen table i woke up feeling shitty had puked over the night and had a inch gash on my leg that is still there..Bought another one the next day

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2105 [Nickname] So dumb [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 Four Loko's and half a bottle of Jager. Last thing I remember is arriving to the bowling alley with my friends.. Next thing I knew, I was in my dad's car driving to the gas station. You want to talk about a blacked out night? I could have killed myself and others. The next morning I found out from my friend that I was peeing outside of the bowling alley and I got kicked out, so I went and sat in my friends car, and tried to drive away but had no keys, and just set off the alarm instead. Then they drove me home and carried me up into my bedroom. And since I still lived with my dad at the time.. For some reason chose to drive his car instead of mine, and got out of my black out while I was driving his car to the gas station... OH and, I did not know how to turn on his headlights, so I was pushing forward his brights the whole time while driving. FML! Living La Vidi LOKO!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2104 [Nickname] OMG [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well woke up this morning feeling like death, apparently I drank only one and a half blacked out talked shit to my neighbors ran up and down the street screaming rolled all over my other neigherbors lawn, took off my shirt put my hoodie on and keep flashing my husband. Called my husband all types of profanities, kept spitting on everyone in reach. Flung dinner on the floor what else...Im so embaressed to go outside. I dont even want to hear anymore cause I dont even remember. I will never drink one of those again wow.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2103 [Nickname] Sir Stinky Pants [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After drinking a few beers I decided to drink a Four Loko... within 30 min I was swimming in the ocean with a pitcher filled with sea water. When I got back me and my friends had a sea water chugging contest. All I remember was throwing up my dinner in the bath tub and eating a pickle that I had just thrown up...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2102 [Nickname] swik [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: to many loko'ories to tell so i assume ill start with the most recent....UK UT football game last weekend did a little pre-gamin and post-gamin with these things...After the 3rd loko of they day and a stout margarita at the restaurant my whole family (grandparents and all) and i attended, i blacked... Usually this part turns bad or involves something stupid but somehow I picked up the waitress and convinced her to walk about two miles to my place once she got off where as i also got my mom to run to the store on a condom run convincing here that if her son got a std that it would have been her fault

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2101 [Nickname] igetmoney808 [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my friend smoked a $50 blunt. and we were soo stoned that we went to the liquor store and bought 3 4lokos (blueberry). he drank all 3 in his backyard and he was f*cked up. and since he lives right by a golf course, we hopped the fence. he fell down the fence and the neighbors were about to call the cops so we digged. and we ended up f*cking up the entire golf course. he threw up all over the course and i pissed and took a shit in one of the holes. and we dug holes in the ground and f*cked up the grass. and we smoked another blunt. then the security cart came and luckily we saw their headlights so i had to pretty much carry my friend and help him hop the fence to get out of the golf course. then the cops came driving towards us so we booked it and ran back to his house where he threw up some more. EPIC NIGHT.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2100 [Nickname] Don't Deny The Loko [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story]

Output: At a frat party I beer bonged 8 Four Lokos (one of each flavor) over the span of 10 minutes. 5 minutes later I died. The renter of the house, an alumni of the fraternity in question, freaked out and decided to hide my corpse in the walk-in cooler of the Pakistani-owned liquor store he worked at. He couldn't decide how best to dispose of my body so he left me hidden in a burlap sack behind the rack they kept their Four Loko shipments on. Three days later I awoke, resurrected, with life in my body and still with a blood/alcohol level of .32. I return to you as Four Loko Jesus, and I am here to forgive all of the sins committed by those who drink The Loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2099 [Nickname] badbadbad night [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I love four lokos, i usually just have one and im good but my dumbass was going to a huge party that was going all night so i got 3...well every things going good till midway the 2nd one i leave the party my friends do not know where i am 2 hours later they find me with my hands up on a cop car im butt naked at a park pee on my pants with a random guy. i got an indecent exposure ticket i still dont know what i did but i guess its pretty obvious. than after that ordeal i decided to go and take more shots than we go to carl jr and i flashed the guy who was working. my friend was driving i grabed the wheel on the freeway almost killing everyone.next morning waking up with a riped up piece of paper in my bed...that was my ticket the other half i threw out the window thank god they are banned because i probably would do that shit again.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2098 [Nickname] LokoStripClub [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: A bunch of people from work said they've never drank Four Loko. I bought a case to show everyone what they are missing out on. We were going to a strip club for a coworkers eighteenth birthday. On the car ride up we decided we were each going to drink two, however since they have these silly open container laws we decided to crack one at a time and share. Four Loko being an acquired taste, I was able to guzzle much faster than these rookies who've never experienced the drink. The last thing I remember was getting gas on the ride up and pissing on the grass in front of the station. I blacked out and have no recollection what so ever of the strip club or the events that occurred the entire time we were there, which was from 11 pm - 4 am. I was told the next day by many people the events that transpired. The people in my car were the troublemakers, out of control, and basically babysat by the rest of our coworkers. I was all over a new girl that worked with us, who had a boyfriend, and I was previously not attracted to in any way what so ever. Another girl in our car got up on stage and stripped nude. Eventually I couldn't walk, stand, or even talk and communicated to my supervisor with a series of nods. I literally was unable to speak. I was thrown out of the club around 3 after vomiting grape Four Loko all over the floor of the men's bathroom. I was told it was literally the most disgusting thing anyone has ever seen. I then slept in the car until we left at 4 after blowing a .36 in a portable breatholizer. I have absolutely no recollection of the night what so ever. When I blacked in I was sleeping in a cot at my grandmothers house fully clothed. Apparently I was taken there because I told everyone it was much closer then my house. She was furious about me showing up blacked out at 5 am and then throwing up all over her bathroom as well. The results of this were very polarizing. I hooked up with the one girl I work with, and another digs me. Some people love me for introducing them to such an awesome drink and think I'm a legend. On the other hand my grandmother hates me and there are people who refuse to imbibe alcohol with me ever again. I'm so upset these drinks are banned.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2097 [Nickname] AussieDan [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my first run in with four loko was a few months ago a mate of mine told me that not even i could behave myself after a few cans(ive been told that my alcohol intake can be at times hard to believe) not being one to back down from a challenge i said to my mate i will have one of each and a bottle of bundy rum that i had just got from duty free.i had 2 cans in about an hour then started on the rum.i remember starting the rum but nothing else, but buy the end of the night i had drank 3 loko cans and a bottle of rum, my mate said it was the only time ever he had seen my be sick but i still dont remember what happened but i woke up with 21 stitches in my arm and in hospital getting my gut pumped and a police charge for assaulting a police officer.and to this day i have only the up most respect for the only drink ive ever had to fuck me up like that.P.S i dont drink four loko anymore

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2096 [Nickname] ginger nutts [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank about 10 four lokes i ended up fuckin my mom,.... then i got really pist so went to the bar to cool it off and turns out i shit all over the bar stool, later.. omg i was gonna have sex some guy was trying to give me a rim job i splatted ass queefs all in his nose, it was the greenest shit ever, soo it was really embarrassing and i had to tell my dad, he then took advantage and stuck his cock in my ear and busted a fat nutt, i stole 3 immagrant kids that night along with a car and some ciggs, i ate shit swalolowed pee and piucked it all on my sister my life is soo fucked, btw queefing is a natural hobby oh what four lokos do to my ass queefs

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2095 [Nickname] Concert [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Was pregaming for a concert with a few buds, one of which bought a 12 pack of four loko. We each drank about 1 or 2 before we went to catch the train to the show. One of my buddies showed up late and in the absence of time proceeded to funnel one and chug another. We drank a few more on the train. I ended up getting arrested which I do not remember too much but the ticket/summons explained it all. The next day I texted the four kids I was with to see how the show went. Three of responses were I never made it in, I got arrested. Haha only 1 of us made it.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2094 [Nickname] Our Friend Hines [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So NYC is banning fourloko (I wonder why?) So now me and my boys had to try it. Only we can't find it anywhere. Its 1 in the morning store to store looking for it. We finally get one each, and are walking down the street drinking them in brown paper bags. That very corner, the cops roll up. I try and toss mine and some of the guys duck behind a phone booth but by the end of it 5 cop cars lights and sirens flashing are handing out tickets to everyone! So fuck you can of four loko, You cost me sixty bucks and didn't even get buzzed!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2093 [Nickname] Call of Loko Four [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Picked up some grape Four Lokos last nite. got home and threw Black Ops into the 360 and harnessed myself down into the couch. I slammed my first loko down before nuketown even managed to load. So I am doin terrible in duty with .99 K/D ratio. I figured 2 more lokos might help like it does with the ladies... Feelling real fucked by now; my snipers all over the place and shit, games are takin forever to start and i blackout. I Woke up the next day and a real shit storm musta brew in my stomach last nite as soon as i stood up, shit blasted out of my anus . it looked like a mudslide occured on the couch...clearly the shit gods were not on myside :) the couch was burned yesterday.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2092 [Nickname] caballo loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: when lokos first started becoming popular me and my friend decided to drink 2 a piece and i continued to win 16 games of beer pong after that. well i blacked out after a couple of games of beer pong and i woke up with a busted up lip, a bruised nose and several bruises throughout my body...i was told by friends that i fell flat on my face during a bp game and started to spitting blood everywhere then i went outside to try to call somebody and then i was found rolling around outside on the grass tryin to get service then the ppl that owned the house tried to put me to sleeep and i started to cry and to top it all off i rolled down a flight of stairs....and i havent stopped drinkin them since

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2091 [Nickname] loko4dali [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So last weekend my buddies and I decided it would be fun to drink 4loko and then go to a museum. We started off with 3 4loko each and then proceeded to take shots during the car rife there. It just so happens that the museum was located in the city so we ran across a few homeless people on the way. We sat with one and each drank a 4loko out of a brown bag next to his shopping cart. Next thing we knew it we all woke up in jail with the homeless guy sitting next to us...thank you 4loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2090 [Nickname] dfksafl [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i went to this party. drank a shit ton of beers and thats all i remember besides waking up the next morning naked, sore vagina next to someone in some random room that i found out was my best friends ex boyfriend. ive never blacked out in my life and i ALWAYS remember everything and would never do something like that. i was absolutely convinced i was drugged and never talked to any of my friends after that because they were the only people there. here it is about 4 months later and i figure out that i drank a couple four lokos after all the beer.. makes sense

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2089 [Nickname] Rick Price [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2, called a girl a CUNT, played two overly long beer pong games, passed out in the park......woke up in my bed

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2088 [Nickname] PabloEscabar [Loko] 19 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: due to the recent ban of 4loko i decided to drink 8 of them in 2 days and ended up in the hospital with rediculous blood pressure, dehydration, as well as an illegal BAC 8 hours after drinking. I vowed I would never drink a LOKO again, but two days later drove to 8 different liquor stores and bought everything they had in stock. It amounted to 94LOKOS and a $282 charge...I cant wait to black out and end up in the hospital again for my sins

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2087 [Nickname] nate [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: had 2 1/2 lokos. the night i dont remember. but i woke up the next day with the contact "mah boiiiii" in my phone and i found pictures of me in some asians kids car on my pictures. idk either

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2086 [Nickname] austin4loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: friday after thanksgiving me and my brother were chillin at the mall bought some new nikes. later that night got 2 4lokos he drank his and i chugged mine then we went to main event(arcade). i was buzzin pretty good til i wanted 2 more. back to the store and bought myself 2, chugged one and started buzzin really good. from there we went to sixth street (in austin) i blacked out as soon as i stepped out of the car. all i remember was meeting some hippie homeless dude, he smoked me out with some DANKY ASS BUD. i also remember punchin some dude in the face for no reason at all the cops were following me and my bro too idk how we didnt go to jail. i never even got the chance to drink the second one i bought

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2085 [Nickname] AVOCADO LOCO [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I don't know what kind of poisons or acids that are in Four Loco's but it turned me into the craziest, most psychotic freak that you could possibly think of. I had the brilliant idea of drinking a our loco before going out to the bars with my friends. It was thursday, college night, one of the biggest parties of the year. I drank the four loco, had about a pitcher and a half of beer, a shot of patron, and an adios mother f**cker to finish off the night. We got picked up by my friend and she took us to Safeway at 2 am, she should have never done that. I guess I went to the frozen and grabbed 10 boxes of CPK frozen pizzas and tried running out with them through the locked doors. I dropped all the pizzas, picked them up, and ran out the other side. I dropped off the pizzas and I guess ran back into Safeway to grab apple cider and an avocado, couldn't tell you why I did that till this day. I woke up the next morning to discover that my jeans were completely covered with avocado, so were my friends jeans and the car. Apparently my friend had bought a bag of chips, and I began making guacamole in my hands, because I wanted to dip my chips in it. Then i psychotically started throwing avocado at my friend in the back seat. That night I became someone else.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2084 [Nickname] EMZI [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: omg, i had the WORST experience!i have about 5 lokos and long story short, i remeber partying at a party and i remeber waking up to a a nigga fucking me. i kept blackingout. the next day when i was still wasted, people were showing me videos of me humping the wall, and whilee i was having sex with a guy ...i started to pee. :(

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2083 [Nickname] tktitty [Loko] 80 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friend drank 3 four lokos one night and for some reason he tried to give himself head. Not gonna lie, it was the funniest thing ive ever seen.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2082 [Nickname] Propez [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Im having my first loko right now... lets see what this is all about. 11/30/10

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2081 [Nickname] big daddy [Loko] 74 [Not Loko] 24 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 3 four lokos with my kid. He`s missing.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2080 [Nickname] No_longer_virgin [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'm a 16 yr old male. Got off work at 9pm on my birthday. Headed over to my boy's house where he had 2 Four Lokos waiting for me. Chugged them both in the span of 30 mins. Proceeded to then smoke weed, and take shots of tequila(the tequila from mexico, with the worm on the bottom, not that water downed shit here in U.S.) Was fuckin wrecked by the time my gf showed up, could hear her drinking and having a good time while I went to puke in the bathroom. From this moment on I have sporadic blackouts. The first time I wake up from a blackout, I was on the floor next to the toilet, huggin it with my face halfway in the damn thing. I looked up to see my boy pissin in the sink cus I woldnt move. Blacked out again, woke up to the lights off, and my gf kissing me. Blacked out, woke up grabbed her hand, led her to my boy's mom's room where he was watching TV, proceeded to tell him to leave so i can bang my girl in his mom's room. He denied me of course, so we went to his room, proceeded to lay down, blacked out, woke up to my gf and I makin out, blacked out, woke up to me takin her pants off, and proceeded to eat pussy for the first time(tasted terrbile) blacked out, woke up to her guiding my dick into her, blacked out, woke up to realizin I was losing my virginity and didnt have a condom, blacked out, woke up to apologizing for not being able to cum, blacked out, woke up in the backyard in my boxers and nothing else the next morning with a pounding headache.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2079 [Nickname] C [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my friend came over one night to play karaoke revolution. each of us had 2 loko's and got wild. we ended up eventually going to sleep at 5 am and i woke up with bite marks all over me, scratches down my back and arms, and some dirty sheets. I'd do it all over again if given the chance.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2078 [Nickname] WestVillageLoko [Loko] 47 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night recently I drank three Four Lokos and nothing too terrible happened. After reading through a few pages of this site, I think my story is by far the most insane.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2077 [Nickname] tom [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 3 before halloween then preceeded to scream at my girl friend as she took take of me id rather be homeless then with her...then faught a homeless man who was concerned as i tried to throw her into a cad...ended up passed out at Port Authority the next morning w a summons taped to my shirt LOKO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2076 [Nickname] AndrewMKE [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: All I remember is drinking Four Loko, doing six shots in one hour, snorting Ritalin, some guy kissing me, almost getting hit by a car, drinking a beer, and eating Domino's before passing out.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2075 [Nickname] smooshsnooki [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: If fourlokos are being banned, I'm buying 2 cases of them and selling them to freshman for 5 dollars a piece. I should have been a business major...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2074 [Nickname] oaky [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Pregamed at home with a grape loko, then went to a friend's house where I pounded an orange in about fifteen minutes. My friend insisted he had already had 2 himself but like to talk shit and told him to open another. He poured us out equal amounts and in another twenty minutes we had each finished a third. I blacked out sitting on his couch and at some point left, called my girlfriend, and started walking to her place--everything I know after this is based on what she heard through the phone. Apparently while I was waiting at a corner some girl ran into me and knocked the phone out of my hand. As I picked my phone up I was yelling at her that she was a fat cunt and she'd better never run into me again, because nobody gets between me and my girl when we're talking on the phone, fucking NOBODY. I assured my girlfriend many times that nobody gets between me and her, especially not fat cunts. I stumbled into a pizza place, incoherently ordered a few slices and finally got to my girlfriend's. I threw up for two hours then passed out on the floor in the middle of her apartment (she lives with 5 other girls) with my pants around my knees. I woke up the next day covered in blankets and sweatshirts, wondering why my pants were down, and missing my glasses. Glasses weren't at gf's place, not at pizza place, not at friend's place, not anywhere along the street. Best guess is that the fat cunt knocked them off my face when she knocked my phone out of my hand. Fucking fat cunts.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2073 [Nickname] Sassy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank four loco. Argued with my ex husband. He murdered all my co workers.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2072 [Nickname] VegasLoKo [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Slammed two lemonade in my room at the flamingo with my roommate, felt nothing, played six games of pong at O'Sheas, gave the leprechaun a piggy back ride, then blacked out walking into caesars. Woke up naked, not in my room, with puke on the bed. Found out I went home with "destiny" who went to my high school, got escorted out of the casino for repeatedly spilling drinks on the pit boss claiming to have starred in The Hangover and my roommate got arrested for assaulting three Scots and telling their queen to suck it. Oh, and he had six bills in his pocket of our winnings. I just stocked cases of this magic juice in my closet. LoKoooo

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2071 [Nickname] Vano [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and another gal pal bought one and stole another. Drove to our spot and started drinking. Got all hyper and we were having fun. I decided I wanted to visit my guy friend in a city nearby. So we got in my van and I drove off. As I sped off to his house we were blasting the music and singing out loud. We got to his house safely and continued to drink our Four Loko. Now my gal friend had never met my guy friend and she knew we were dating. My gal friend starts rolling on the floor, drooling, slurring her speech, and rolling her eyes. Im assuming it was because she was drunk. I go outside to smoke a cigarette and when I get back they're making out. They didn't see me so I come back in more loudly and they stop. She walks to the kitchen to get water and I stay quiet. I finish the rest of mine and her can. And then my guy friend says he's going to go check on her. When I go back to check on them they're making out again and I hear them go into a room and slam the door shut. So I decided then I was going to let them handle their business. I get in my car and leave her there. Half way home I realized she left her phone and belongings in my car. Still feeling crazy and bothered by my friends I roll down the window and throw all her stuff out the car. I get home safely and raid my fridge of left over turkey from Thanksgiving. In the morning I find texts claiming how sorry and fucked up she was. I send a text back claiming that I was fucked up too and threw all her stuff out the window as I drove home. Yup. So four loko makes you crazy and do crazy stuff for sure!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2070 [Nickname] Childress [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: A chronicle of my recent 4loko escapades. I first discovered 4Loko on a nice day on the lake during a buy week. Dont remember much, but people now call that the 'love boat scandal'. Apparently I call Deana a whore everytime I Loko. Most recently, I bought a full case of Lokos and regained my senses a month later...Apparently Randy Moss was on the team

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2069 [Nickname] ChaseBOSS [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so i drank two lokos after spiking them with vodka. apparently i tried to fight five innocent bystanders because my pizza was taking too long at rocco's and i punched the taillight out of cars in front of a bar. this was all after i ran into zac efron on bourbon street and tried to get him to party with us. at least he showed some love and gave me a high five followed by a pound and laughed at my drunkeness.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2068 [Nickname] hey budddy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: well in the summer time i downed a fouloko in less than 5 mins. then smoked then drank some of my friends fourloko and ended up on the wet lawn for like hours blabbing who the fuck knows but i couldnt control myself then somehow ended up in a cvs parking lot peeing. Then my friends brought me in there car i was crying and screaming and then someone brought me home. Next morning i woke up shaking and i smelled like fruit punch. FU lokos :D -__-

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2067 [Nickname] Nannerpuss [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had two four lokos and two fourties ended up at some dorm party where some girl gave me four pills. Instead of doing the reasonable thing and taking one or two I gulped all four down. took a piss in someones room, then apparently shook a lamp post until the bulb broke and then picked up the glass and threw it. then took my bike on a ride with a black and mild. Ended up in my bed. woke up the next day with scratches everywhere and noticed my bike was crashed with a bent tire next to a tree with the black and mild only half smoked. I love you four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2066 [Nickname] carrotcock [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i down 2 lokos at 8 p.m , dipped from the cops, lost my wallet, made 30 prank calls,and smoked and box many times throughout the night. woking up at 6:30 a.m to find myself alone in the back of my boys car awaken by his car alarm going off not remember a second of what happened the past night. i had to be told what happened just like how i just told you.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2065 [Nickname] TacosTacosTacos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me n my GF were drinkin 4 loko, I think we both had 2 and were probably arleady buzzed off Carlo Rossi (that cheap wine that come in a big ass jug). Uhm. I just remember we had sex, or at least attempted too, since I woke up around 4am naked on the floor next too my GF who was also passed out naked. Luckily I woke up when I did cause my head was down by her ass, and as soon as I got up she started too piss the bed. Or maybe she did piss on me and that's why I woke up? Hmmmmmm I'm not sure. More probably happened that night, but that's all I can recall.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2064 [Nickname] lokoNObueno [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank like 15 beers with my buddies then dipped into the four loko. I was doing fine until that point. I don't remember anything after my first big glass of the loko sauce but apparently (as told by my buddies) I demanded to go to the bar to clear my name cause I thought the bar was talking shit about me, I tried to sit in an invisible chair, knocked over a plant, table, myself, and my girlfriend thinks I'm a looser! FUCK YOU FOUR LOKO!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2063 [Nickname] donworryboutit [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had a party at my house and we started chuggin fourlokos. Woke up the next morning with 3 people lying down in my basement.. two of em naked

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2062 [Nickname] EY [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a 4Loko and nothing crazy happened, but I went online and made up a story like everyone else, it was mad loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2061 [Nickname] Shelly Bobwa [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 4loko then walked to the bar. I guess on the way back i decided to take an entire oneway street sign. From the sign to the pole and even some of the cement was still on the bottom as I rolled over in the morning with it next to me. I couldn't move my wrist for 2 weeks after that

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2060 [Nickname] swisssh. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: rip lokos..<3 you will be missed.. ill never get fucked up like i did again.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2059 [Nickname] JAM [Loko] 41 [Not Loko] 13 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 4loko for the first time before a yankee game with my best friend. ended up front row of the game (which we later discovered thru pictures on our phones). blacked out we remember wakin up in the projects of the bronx with 5 unknown "gangsters" at about 5 am. ran for our lives. our money was missing and our phones were dead. proceeded to walk thru the hood and found ourselves surrounded by prostitutes trying to steal our cell phone and there pimp getting them away with a gun. drank some more n woke up in my house (in nj) with a t shirt signed by every yankees player

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2058 [Nickname] rasheed wallace [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I have drank as much loko the last few months as anyone..due to it being banned I went to 4 liquor stores to find some..I ended up buying to cases and blacking out on saturday, and when i woke up i had no clue where i was..needless to say i played speed quarters with loko the next day and ended up in the hospital..i now have been ruthlessly shitting out mud..RIP four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2057 [Nickname] smoKING [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: SO MY dude chugs some lokos and falls off really bad. we did cpr on him in the middle of the sreet and then chased him down the street to our old high school after we find out he dosnt like cpr. anyway his cousin was like we need to put him to sleep cuz he wil b to crazy. so while i ditracted the drunk with a piece of cardbord his cousin sneak attacks a choke hold on him and knocks him out!passed out on the ground we wait 3o mins to make sure he was out. this was a 2 in the mourning i later find out he woke up at five stole some baked goods and went to church and went to sleep in the pew like angel i dont mess with lokos i just watch there byproduct ...smoke weed

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2056 [Nickname] LeBron James [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: This summer, I drank 3 four lokos and signed with the Miami Heat. We are only 9-8 so far this season and I'm now the most hated athlete on the planet. Thanks 4loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2055 [Nickname] Chinesse [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: John mayhugh and Hannah butler had sex after the first four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2054 [Nickname] heleno [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was freshman year in the dorms on Halloween. Four of my friends from home were visiting me at school and we were ready to go loko! Through the duration of the night, I lost my ID card to get back to the room and my cell phone. Come 4 AM, I had ran around campus by myself dressed as a devil with no luck finding it. The next morning I woke up on a couch at a frat, my friends no where to be found. Stories told over breakfast include me getting lost, crying to everyone and asking every person I saw for help, and my friends finding a random place to stay the night...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2053 [Nickname] Fousheezy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I decided to try Four Loko. I blacked out halfway through, though I am able to glean from my tweets I was still quite able to function. I woke up on the toilet in my guest bathroom with a broken leg.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2052 [Nickname] ThePrettiestGirlatQU [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: monday night i had 3 4lokos. i woke up with my jeans on my arms and my shirt in the sink...and then the random stranger next to me bought me coffee. success.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2051 [Nickname] Skate rad mouth [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So my bffl jesse beery sucked my dick ofter the many sips of my loko. I might have came maybe six simes in one night and after I realized my dick was green. I went to the doctor and was worried that I had a STD because we all know where Jesse beery has been. I later found out from my doctor that it was just the watermelon flavor look that made his mouth green and made my dick a different color. We are still friends to this day .

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2050 [Nickname] Brooklyn [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Apparently when I drink Four Loko, I love to blackout and do the absolute most ridiculous things. Not only am I getting less wealthy the the amount Delis charge for these beverages, I am also turning into a fan of the opposite sex every time I blackout drinking these. I haven't done anything borderline what a baseball player would do after a good play, but it's getting pretty bad. I could only imagine getting wrecked with my girlfriend on Four Loko, it would probably be the end of my relationship.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2049 [Nickname] Rowe [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night for my friend's 21st, we played a game of "Four Loko Hands" before heading to the bar (same concept as Edward 40 Hands). 25 minutes later, everything was a blur. Within an hour I was kindly asked to leave the bar for throwing foreign objects at the Hot Shot basketball game. It was the weekend of the annual Corn Festival, and there were hay bales everywhere...the next thing I know, I was covered in hay, face down on the sidewalk outside my friend's house, with a cop handcuffing me. Apparently a friend and I decided to carry a bunch of hay out into the middle of the street, right in front of a cop car, from which we decided to (try to) run while carrying bales of hay. I ran just far enough to be tackled onto the ground outside of my friend's house, where everyone who didn't go to the bar yet was partying at. I blew a .29. The resulting disorderly conduct and public drunkenness ended up costing me about $200...it was the only time I've spent more than 10 bucks on Four Lokos.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2048 [Nickname] Dan [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'd been talking to a girl for a week to find out that John Mayer is coming to Austin the following we. Nice. Thanks in advance, Mayer, for you are about to get me laid -- I think to myself. I don't even own a car because I'm just a lowly college sophomore at the time, so I borrow my roommate's truck. I pick the girl up from her place and smoothly offer her two of the 4x Four Lokos I smoothly brought with me once I park outside of John Mayer's venue. She declines. But I figure she'll be down for some Loko once Mayer loosens her up, so I chug one and throw the rest of the Lokos in my backpack. We head in. Who ends up drinking the rest of the Lokos himself? *Points to self* This guy. The next morning, I wake up in the bed of my roommate's pickup truck. She obviously tried to drive me home, but didn't know exactly where I lived, so she parked in the alley near my place with me in tow. She'd stuffed my roommate's car keys in my shirt pocket and deleted her number from my phone. And she probably laid John Mayer.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2047 [Nickname] never again [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i got to a party thinking that i would take it easy with the drinking that night because i was around people i didn't know and i didn't want to make a fool out of myself. i bought two 4lokos and finished one and a half. i remember finishing the first one then waking up in my bed the next morning. thank god my boyfriend was there to a.take care of me and b.tell me the great story afterwards. i guess i ended up climbing on a roof smoking ciggarettes talking about life with some random guy, throwing up numerous times in some random persons bathtub, passing out in the same randoms bed, somehow got to my car and threw up all over the curb, and somehow getting home passed out on the bathroom floor where my dad found me and carried me back to my room like a child. i had a hangover for two days after that night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2046 [Nickname] Mike Bresk [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Was down in Florida after getting my fake I.D and was ready to go clubbing. Slammed one at the house and one on the way there. When I get there I started doing shots and wandering around the club into the V.I.P, after standing on a V.I.P table I fall off and get right up and wander to the bathroom..take a piss and tip the guy that dries your hands 100 dollars. I stumble back to my table do another shot and my friends are leaving, walking out i decide that jumping over a table instead of walking around it is a good idea. I try to jump over it knocking the whole table down spilling a whole tables drinks..soon after a guy tries to fight me with his girlfriend holding him back and me walking out not realizing what I did, after this I blacked out waking up in the bathtub of my friends apartment with 3 CDs from rappers outside the apartment, hell yea!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2045 [Nickname] RIPloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Bought the last 4 lokos from the liquor store i manage. 2 for that night and 2 to save. Get to the party late at our house from work. Funnel a lemonade to catch up. a blue rasberry soon follows during the first few beer pong games. blacked out from here on... can 3 is opened. every time my good friend turns away from his girl i smack her ass and feel her up. She smacks me. they leave. proceed to grind up against some wasted redhead as shes slowly walking. Start to dance the robot pointing in different directions. bring out the bong and all off an 8th of bomb buds. smoke the entire party up. I get angry. Insist to the ugliest girl at the party that i have a place for her to stay over for a good time. She pukes on the couch. I make it to bed. Wake up with the 4th can of loko next to my bed opened but not a sip gone. Rip 4 lokos im gonna miss those good times with u buddy

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2044 [Nickname] WORST LOKO EVER !!! [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had 3 Four Loko's at a friends house, we all were parting with his parents. I then preceded to bring my buddies mom upstairs. We had sex for an hour until her husband came in the room with a baseball bat. Ran franticly out of the house and somehow got my car home. Worst thing is, the mom was my girlfriends mom. YIKES !!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2043 [Nickname] sfresh [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I beerbonged 2 loko's, and i was about 8 beers deep. After that all i remember is throwing up on the kids below my floor and waking up :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2042 [Nickname] fuckingloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drink and steal lokos like its my job. but one night i was more fucked up than usual, i sat in a driveway for hours, put on my friends moms clothes, did some coke and slept in the back of her moms cougar and her mom founf me there the next morning drooling when she went to go to church. hahahha

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2041 [Nickname] Bweezyy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went to my guy friends house with my best friend, drank 1! Loko drunk off my ass completely naked half the night, gave some guy head and bit his dick , threw up on him, pee'd my pants ,oh and it was only me me one other girl and three guys, great night..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2040 [Nickname] DAGNASTY! [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank one of these beauties went to the bar and the next morning I found my shirt in my girlfriend's front yard and my bike underneath my car. Apparently I rode my bike around at 4 in the morning with no shirt and then thought driving would be a good idea but stopped after I ran over my bike. I don't remember anything.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2039 [Nickname] lokofademlokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Om goin loko fa dem LOKOS!!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2038 [Nickname] jen01 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had 3 on an august afternoon got pulled over..argued and cussed with cops the whole time til i got to the sheriffs dept..it was like i was picking a fight..they thought i was on something else...i blew a .17...lost license 2 weeks..then had a provisional license for a month...had to put a blowing machine in vehicle..2500 legal court expenses...cant drive out of the state..did 24 hrs comm service...all over less than 10.00 worth of drinks...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2037 [Nickname] Rape Monkeyy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So Me And my friends were drinking 4 locos Right we had atleast two each, my friend alex, jonathan, and nancy so we were just Kicking Back At Jonathan's House When We Decided To Go Out For Some Air, Then Right When I Came Out The Door I Remember I Saw The Ugliest Guy Ever So I Screamed And i Had To Trow Ah Punch At Him Then After I Went Inside I Saw Him In The Window And He Started To Jack Off! Haha Funny Right But What Is Not Funny Is That He Had Put All His Sperm On Our Door Knob Then Ran So Nancy Had To Wash It Off With Her Soda that's What She Had To Drink Then After We Drove Drunk Down San Fernando Road, Then We Saw 2 Hobos On The Bus Stop Having Sexx So We Thought It Was So Funny And We Recorded It Haha Then We All Went Home.! -The Endd TRUE STORY

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2036 [Nickname] Mike [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Tonight I drank lokos with my friends and my friend got with the girl ive been tryng to talk to for about 3 months .... SCREW YOUR FOUR LOKO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2035 [Nickname] Matrixone [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank a four loko then went to a bar and i don't remember getting home or sleeping and i woke up and i felt like a million dollars then i get a text from a girl i didn't remember meeting but i hit it off and got LAID!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2034 [Nickname] Blackout Wednesday [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Wednesday night a couple of friends and I were celebrating black out Wednesday with 4lokos. Started off normal enough, we pounded out first 4loko pretty quickly and got working on our 2nd one. About an hour after starting drinking we all finished two 4lokos and were drinking some beer. Then 2 of my friends go downstairs to get a beer and end up disappearing for like 5 min so we go looking for them. Turns out they were in the basement drinking his mom?s bottle of jose cuervo margarita mix. But they made a little game out of it, see one person would start saying the pledge of allegiance while the other would chug the bottle and you couldn?t stop chugging until they finished the pledge. After a few rounds of this we decided to bench while one person poured the margarita mix in our mouth. This continued until we finished the rest of the bottle. So at this point the four of us our each 2 4lokos, 3 beers, and ¼ of a handle of cuervo margarita mix 12%. Then one kid bitched out so 3 of us stayed up drinking and singing songs on youtube until one guy threw up in his mouth and ran to the bathroom. After this we decided we were hungry, so we went upstairs to make some grilled cheese. Halfway through the kid who puked in his mouth says he needs to go 2 bed. So I continue to make grilled cheese while my other friend takes him to bed. They walk in his room flip on the lights wake up his little brother and proceed to completely ignore him. Finally they lay down, spoon, and say the pledge of allegiance together until the one kid falls asleep. Meanwhile I am cleanin up puke from the other kid who bitched out, while cleaning it up I had to go puke because it was so disgusting. Also we couldn?t find carpet cleaner so I used clorox wipes. So I get that cleaned up and my friend comes down and we eat our grilled cheese and watch old school. Finally we go upstairs wake up my friends little brother to drive the one kid to his gf and me to mcdonalds for a mcflurry and back home. Now granted we all blacked out after the 2nd 4loko and had to have all this told to us by my friends sister who was in the other room and his little brother, but was a great time.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2033 [Nickname] Mandy B [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I heard about Four Loko and decided to go out to South Beach on a froogle persons budget. I drank the first Loko at the apartment... the second one was consumed in the car ( I wasnt driving)... We got to South Beach on 18th and Washington...I peed in an alley ( classy I know) ... walked around and thought I was MISS AMERICA OF sobe... spoke to the homeless... eventually we got to 12th st and washington... I dont remember getting there all I remember was my date ...screaming at me telling me I needed to stop acting like a crazy stupid b*t*h... I lost my celll phone.. I lost my date...I think my dignity is still somewhere on the floor along with my tweezers ...that came out of my purse when I apparently chucked it at passerbys... but not before I was fondled by some strange man...all in all ...had I not blacked out it would have been a very fun night...I honestly didn't remember how I got to the Betsy Hotel... I dont even remember walking towards Ocean ... a night I forgot that I will always remember ...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2032 [Nickname] Adrians daddy... [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Four loko gave me my son..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2031 [Nickname] Swagz [Loko] 114 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I woke up the morning after Halloween sitting in a plastic lawn chair out front of a supply store with a deadmau5 head on.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2030 [Nickname] Wreckless [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank two lokos last night and completely destroyed all of my friendships. I got in a fight with one of my guy friends, tried to hit him(i'm a girl), got kicked out of their house with no shoes, no keys, and no phone, proceeded to walk home barefoot angry and yelling, decided to do more damage and send out angry facebook emails to everyone telling them how much i hate them. i woke up 12 hours later with nothing left to my life. fuck you four loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2029 [Nickname] Little Gremlin [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night was my best friend's 28th birthday, lets call him Steve. I bought a six pack of Anchor Steam and as a joke/surprise I thought it would be cool to buy 4 4Lokos as an added birthday bonus. Birthdays are always better when you're getting Loko'd. Steve didn't know a supercharged diesel train would be taking over the night. We barely made it half way through Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure before we each had pounded our two Lokos', three anchors and half a bottle of scotch. I think thats where we made the mistake of going out to the bars. The next couple of hours were kind of blurry. From what I do recall we found two girls at Lucky Dog (in Williamsburg). The blond one was pretty fat, but her friend Andrea was smoking hot. We took both the hot and the ugly girl to the Woods for dancing. There was no way in the world that I would be jumping on the grenade last night. I think we got bored or angry of them, because when we came back from the bar with drinks the blond chick was passed out and the hot one was making out with some random hipster dude. We stumbled back to some place for food after that, since we were like "fuck this" we brought this chicks here and this is just horrible. Flash forward to this morning where I woke up and there were bits and pieces of falafel in my beard. I never knew that I would have such a wonderful evening. Thanks Four Loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2028 [Nickname] Hand Job Joe [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was like any other Tuesday night only this Tuesday night my friend got four lokos. I had my first and felt pretty good. After having my second i was pretty wasted. That night there was a full moon and when the clock struck midnight I transformed into Hand Job Joe. From then on I spent my waking hours trying to give hand jobs.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2027 [Nickname] OORAH [Loko] 21 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had a pregame party before my fraterniry's semi formal at my house. 70% of the participants were pregaming with four loko, causing the semi formal to be an absolute shit show. After an epic bus ride bound for Milwaukee, filled with incoherent murmurous chants and crammed with 60something wasted people, we finally arrived to the destination. One girl had to be carried into the function (resulting in her and date being kicked out immediately), another passed out puking on the bathroom floor, and everyone else was absolutely blackedout-shitfaced beyond belief to the point that less than $100 was spent at the bar among everyone. The night ended with the supervisors of the venue locking all of the doors as she threatened to call the police...LOKO!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2026 [Nickname] Leonitus [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: after 1 four loko and a couple of beers. went out to walk the dogs and ended up with a broken hand in three places and half of an eyebrow missing... now needing $$ for medication No more loko for me !!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2025 [Nickname] fo-loco [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: after me and my ex ended things i thought we'd never have sex agan. then i helped him move in e cracked open a four and a joose at 2 p.m by 3 we were rolling around in the sack till about 7:45 p.m. it was awesome. but i felt like shit all night after ahaha.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2024 [Nickname] 16 Loko [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 4 cans of four loko (16 loko) 2 weeks ago. I blacked out in New York City and woke up in Chicago. Apparently, I took a plane to Chicago at 5am. Don't remember going through security or anything. Just woke up at the gate when the guy next to me nudged me so i could let him out. He told me that I slept the whole way and that the flight attendant had to fasten my seat belt for me. Obviously, I purchased more 4 loko upon arrival. Ended up pissing on my buddy's rug. Sorry Doug. This shit is like time travels, but it only travels forward.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2023 [Nickname] Black Friday [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My grave yard in a 3 hour span 2 lokos 1 beer a adderol and a bowl hit. From wat i can remember i was so drunk i put my lips on da wrong side of da bowl burnt my self twice, heard dere were cops at da party so i go in da back yard where i try to climb a fence and said fuck it. Leaving da party with my friends i kept askin him if he got dis bop number while shes standin in front of me. Threw up on my new timberlands and in steak n shake bathroom. Fell asleep standin up for a min den sum how made it in da house. Gud nite lol

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2022 [Nickname] fruitpunch [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: blacked out. woke up with my pants on backwards, not my pants. a guy has a video of me making out in the middle of the kitchen with everyone watching. my elbow hurts. and i think someone stole my coat.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2021 [Nickname] jonlopz [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Im here in LA for my friends daughters baptism... Drank 5 cans of loko between myself and one other friend... ended up getting a hooker while my friend pretended to be sleeping... I felt like I was on coke!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2020 [Nickname] JohnsmithJR [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank fourloko and died.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2019 [Nickname] Jennifer PSU [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I am a junior at Penn State. My roommates and I drank 4 Loco at a party. Woke up the next morning in bed with her. Yeah!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2018 [Nickname] Chris [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: What a crazy night I just had- I'm so glad I found a place to share. Well, here goes: I was walking towards the Lorimer St. station and WHOA-BALBOA: a half-eaten chiclet made contact with my button downs and next thing I know, I'm splayed across the sidewalk like an old mare in labor. I even think a couple hacidics tripped and fell in, there's still that much of a twitch. Anyhoo- I collected myself as best I could and continued on my way, now nearly 35 minutes late for my pap smear (I had been "sm-iced" earlier in the day-- see NYTimes for details). Having finished the task, I carried on with the day by way of a bagel-egg-and-cheese at my local; as per usual, the running-shits ensued. Fool me twenty-million times, shame on me, the saying goes! Have a nice day everyone! -Chris

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2017 [Nickname] siv [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 four lokos, and the night got real fuzzy. I drifted in and out of consciousness as my night led me further and further from my dorm room. I woke up laying on two half eaten burger king whoppers in the bed of a pick up truck wearing clothes that were not mine. but I did find 20 bucks in the foreign jeans! Score!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2016 [Nickname] mr looney [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so news years. already a place of horror for storys on this site. bunch of ppl at the barn house drinking locos gettin shitty. after close to seems what was 3 or 4 locos i had broken the seal and started pissin in what seems like every other 20 mins. ( understand this is a group of close to 40 ppl on new years with multiple cases and lokos just sitting out for friends to drink. cause remember friends if your gonna have a real party, ur friends shouldnt have to bring money. just for future refrence.)so after chugging the last sip of my loko and throwing it into the ground i start walking out side to piss, as i walk i already start unzipping my pants. the whole night i had been pissing around the corner of the barn in a dark area where i couldnt see. this last piss was interesting. while peeing i heard a voice litley say "whos peeing on me". i zoom in to where im peeing and its a girlfriend of mine passed out on the ground and i had pissed all in her hair. lol. awesome. then i rush back inside wobbleing and laughing. as i tell the boys we all giggle and my buddy passes me a blunt thats been in rotation. i take a huge hit and start coughing my ass off. my buddy ask me if i would like a sip of water from his aquafina bottle. come to find out it was everclear. i took a huge sip. even before i could blink i was already throwing it up. funny thing is i didnt let it out the mout. i held it in. so i started running for the door to go out side. without thinking i just ran to the corner where i had been pissing all night and threw it all up. guess who was still laying down passed out. the poorn girl got it in the face this time. lol. after i pulled myself together, laughed my ass of, and punchd my buddy in the stomach we had all the girls take ms. sleep to the house and wash her off. what a great night, and all thanks to loko. why would we ever ban this acid drink lol

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2015 [Nickname] Yogi [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Four Loco pong = arrests and a next day rendition of the Hangover

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2014 [Nickname] SP [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: December 27, i went to my friends house for a bonfire. we were all chillin. then i brought out the case of lokos. we all had some. me an my friend drank two an we dicided to have a race around the house. when we started we agured about the start/finish line for about 10 min. then finally we started running an the race took about 45 min. he forgot to turn an got lost in the front yard. later that night after i had more lokos. my friends couldnt find me. they all went searching for me an finally found me on the side of the house standing up leaning against it passed out. they walked me inside an locked me in a bedroom an called it jail an left. they turned the tv on an it was that Proactive commercial. the commercial scared the piss out of me. i ended up shitting my pants an hiding under the bed. my friend walked in to check on me then started yellin cause he could smell me. they made me take a shower an it was pretty nasty. then i ended up fallin asleep in the shower so they took me to my friends room an i passed out an slept. i woke up the next morning an went outside an everyone was passed out in the backyard. it was a pretty great weekend

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2013 [Nickname] lasell college [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: four loko. whats your excuse?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2012 [Nickname] 4lokopower [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friends and I decided to crash another schools prom after party. We each bought ourselves some four loko, and cracked it open on the ride there. We get the party realizing no one else is drunk, and here we are four loko-ed out of our minds. I ended up peeing in the bushes in front of everyone, then throwing my underwear in a pine tree. I don't remember much of the rest of the night, except for stepping out of the car puking up and down my sidewalk. My friends had to tell me I was puking because I didn't even realize it. I'm going to miss you four lokos<3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2011 [Nickname] Loko 4 That Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I shotgunned three four loko in 30 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyMWthdAtlc I don't remember the rest.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2010 [Nickname] .... [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friend and i were the only two girls at this bonfire, along with 4 other guys. consuming 2 4lokos each and a few shots later, we decided it would be a good idea to go swimming, and make out.... naked in the pool. so much for worrying about the guys taking advantage of us. i can only imgaine how the rest of the night went.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2009 [Nickname] zircon [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My barf was green.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2008 [Nickname] shaq search [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: first four loko experience was on the night of halloween. me and my friends all got our first four lokos from my friends older sister. after each chugging 1, we proceeded with vodka shots. after that we werent able to find my car keys (thank god), so we decided to walk from my friends house to shaquille o'neals because we thought it would be a good idea to trick or treat at his house. he lives in our town, BUT 5 miles away from the house we were at. I'm not sure, but something tells me we never made it there considering we woke up in the neighbors yard the next morning. Shaq, consider yourself very lucky

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2007 [Nickname] Ickie [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a quarter loco and tried to assemble 4 IKEA closets. It was difficult. True story!

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2006 [Nickname] mesoloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank half of a fourloko and ended up sucking a dick

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2005 [Nickname] matt stone [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one time i drank 3 four lokos and got my dick caught in a elevator door and instead of taking it out. i sat there in a four loko delirium and thought that i might like being a girl. so i just pressed the 5th floor button because 5 is my favorite number. now i am happily a girl. thank you 4 loko. only amazing things happen when you drink a 4 loko or maybe 3 hahahah GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND FUCK AMERICA if god was ever going to come grace us with his presence it would be absolutely, positively over the 4 loko ban . shame on you us goverment. god shits on you. you are a abomination to man kind love, once daniel zavagan now danielle mary zavagan

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2004 [Nickname] captain loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i was sleepin over my best friends house and we decided to sneak out her ex picked us up frkm a wawa and we went to his house im in love with alcohol so of course when he asked i couldnt resist and 5 four lokos later i was playin the get naked game and chuggin some captain morgan ive never woken up as confused as i was...naked in some dudes bed layin next to him and his best friend while my best friend sat on the floor lol everyone called me a pimp after tht and i got a bf out of it too

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2003 [Nickname] a 4LOKO PRO [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: STOP IT I MEAN YOU DRINK FOUR LOKO AN MIX IT WITH A MILLION OTHER DRINKS OF COURSE YOU ARE GOING TO BE SICK AND HUNG OVER I MEAN IT HAPPENS WITH ALL LIQUOR ALL I CAN SAY STOP MIXING THE FOUR LOKO AND ENJOY THE GREAT TASTE ITS REALLY NOT THAT BAD

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2002 [Nickname] Wild Child [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So on black wednesday, my friends and I pregamed with four loko's and by the end of the night we were all super black out wasted. well, it turns out that i booked a 5 day trip to Aruba for the first week in december and then had to call the credit card company this morning and explain to them what happened. Conclusion: four loko and credit cards don't mix.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2001 [Nickname] Little Sinful Slut [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 3 four loko's and I sucked two dicks at a time. while one guys fucked my pussy and the other fucked my ass. it was a gang bang. i remember everything the guys dont remember nothing. OUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET (;

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2000 [Nickname] EdwinR [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Back in June, my friend was celebrating her 21st birthday party. The party was BYOB so I brought myself two Blueberry Four Lokos. I drank one Loko slowly while playing the game Never Have I Ever. I then chugged the second four loko right before my friend picked me up from the party. Once in the car, I started calling my friends, who were still at the party, and I was singing Selena songs to them (I was already blacked out). My friend took me to a fast food restaurant to sober me up. After eating my meal, I still was not sober enough to drive so my friend dropped me back off at the party. My concerned friends made me a sandwich to sober me up, which I threw at their faces while yelling "I already ate bitch, im not hungry". I woke up at 7AM with about twenty missed calls from my concerned parents. Never again will I drink Four Lokos...lol.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1999 [Nickname] Haik [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I put four loko cans in my bum.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1998 [Nickname] Oofberry [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night I had 6 four lokos. I don't remember anything past the 4th one. I woke up this morning in a friend's bed in my underwear. My shirt was outside under a machete, both covered in puke. There was a rolled up $20 bill in the pocket of my shorts which were underneath the bed I slept in. My car was in the back yard parked precisely between two obstacles with no damage to anything. Apparently I bit my friend because he was beating me in trivia and then broke his coffee table before pouring water on everyone and driving myself home in a fit of rage. Never Again.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1997 [Nickname] hi [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: had a four loko then went to bed. It was a crazy night let me tell you.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1996 [Nickname] disdick [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So today at school I tried a Loko...ya not the best idea, I started to feel wuzzy, n for some reason I woke up on the principal desk, an found a condom on my stomach. Later on a girl in my classroom ask me "hey are u just getting here because my mom left her cellphone here."

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1995 [Nickname] Meshell [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Not just one story. Everytime I drink just one four loco I end up butt ass naked dancing my ass off and this last time, my roomates and I all had one. We were all naked and dancing to techno getting glitter poured on us. Not to mention I had my first lesbian experience trashed on fours! I dub this amazing drink "sex in a can"

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1994 [Nickname] skeeter [Loko] 77 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank about two four lokos... ended up hooking up with the fattest chick at the party... took her home... fucked her... woke up the next morning with her there and a huge blood stain on my sheets...

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1993 [Nickname] J killa [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i went to the halloween parade in nyc and drank four lokos there. After i had taken all my clothes off and was running around in the freezing weather with an american flag cape. Some guy punched me in the face and stole my wallet and phone and my four loko. When i got the train i got a summons for hopping the turnstile. When i got home i had was throwing up blood. I went to the doctors and found i had gotten Hemoptysis

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1992 [Nickname] DAVE [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me nd sum homeboyz were tryna get f*cked up we drink four locos and the next thing u kno i through my friend through the door punched holes in the door glued rubber ducks on his fan and then stole his motorcycle for a joyride. Later on DUI later to get beers and then played beer ....worst mistake ever we all were bleeding and had cuts from punching the door, i have a scar on forearm. we party hopped for mischief night and then passed the F out on the couch and had stomach aches threw up, and felt bad. they do the job but its lethal.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1991 [Nickname] youngM [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: this website is gay.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1990 [Nickname] southman [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I co-run a recording studio in Brooklyn. I'm sorta crabby and don't care about much but playing the bass and bangin my lady. I drank two four loko's and cleaned the whole studio immaculately. The end.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1989 [Nickname] IwantMYlokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Every story I've heard with 4lokos has happened with me before with either Bartons vodka or some cheap whiskey. I don't think it is necessarily the "four lokos" that are making people so drunk.. its called ALCOHOL people & one can does contain 12 percent. What do you expect? Honestly.. if you cant handle your liquor you shouldn't be drinking. Now those of us who enjoyed these will suffer the consequenses.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?