Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2290 [Nickname] Sally [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank about 4 cans of the loko one night at a friends house. The next morning I woke up in my apartment wearing only a fur vest (nothing underneath) and tights, holding a bottle of session. Apparently me and a friend and taken a naked photo shoot together then I drove home. I don't remember any of this.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2289 [Nickname] BritishGirl [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank four loko whilst on holiday in philly and ended up getting escorted out the eagles stadium.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2288 [Nickname] KidCes [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After having all kinds of other mixed drinks, we decided to go to the closest liquor store to get some more shit to drink,my friends and I decided on getting 4lokos we figured hey its like an energy drink it cant possibly get us that fucked up and its like $3 per can, little did we know lol we go walking back to the party around the corner. Drank 2 cans by myself. Couple hours later i was the drunkest id ever been in my life. The party got raided by the cops, i had to be dragged out of the back door, we decided to walk and see if there was another party going on around the neighbor hood. On top of not being able to walk at ALL, i was throwing up non stop! next thing i know im inside a vacant house that was for rent. whole bunch of people decided to come, alot of shit went down in that house ill let you think about what could have happened haha idk after that i blacked out didnt go home till the nxt day around 11am

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2287 [Nickname] LOKOKING [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank my first loko last night, ended up slamming a one punch knock out on a cow and woke up next to a car exhaust, nomoreLOKOSformeLAD

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2286 [Nickname] loko addict [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one bored day decided to drink ten lokos,woke up next morning with a toy police car poking out of my ass. must of been good night ;)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2285 [Nickname] ????? [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 3 four loko's last night. Woke up to find i had been arrested for screaming random things at my neighbours dog. some things im not proud of.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2284 [Nickname] Lolman123 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I heard about fourloko and I bought some over the internet after scouring all my local shops. I drank a can, and been a rather week drinker, I blanked out almost instantly, I woke up in my bed, wich was covered in vomit. And I had somehow installed my toilet into my bedroom.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2283 [Nickname] Quarto Crazy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: club.hotel.ugly guy.Four Loko.blank.not so ugly guy.Four Loko.blank.cute guy.jacussi.rest of four loko.blank.waking up next to ugly guy. :/

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2282 [Nickname] mandipants [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: sooo....1 night of fourloko led to me peeing in a closet getting with 16 guys hooking up with my best friend in the shower i recorded a guitar song i got with the bartender to UN cut me off blacked out in a closet naked...they're pictures called my 2 ex bf's my friend drunk texted ALL of my contacts.... the next morning...i was still drunk twas fabulous

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2281 [Nickname] Section 136 [Loko] 19 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: All these stories seem like bullshit. Either that or no fucker can handle their drink!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2280 [Nickname] Buck Nasty [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I was at this hoes house. And we started drinkin on the four loko, next thing I know I wake up on the floor, thinking I just fell asleep. But little did I know, my night was full of extravagant drunk adventures my friends told me about the next day. First off, after apparently finishing multiple lokos, I pulled a chuck norris and kicked down my spanish teachers door. Soon after, continued on to the local BP and proceeded to piss in the janitors closet, only after jamming my pockets with power bars, jerky chew, etc. The store clerk then told my friend to get me under control and take everything out of my pockets. Since he saw me blatantly stuff my pockets and piss in his janitorial closet. I then return to the counter and remove one of about ten power bars that were in my pockets, and walk out. FoUr LoKo'z Fo LiFe!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2279 [Nickname] 4crazy [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: on halloween i decided to try a four loko for the first time. by the time i finished the can i didnt really feel blackout, so i cracked open another one of those bad boys -- and then blacked out shortly after. the next morning i discovered that i left the party i was at dressed as a ninja turtle, went to the deli and ate a huge sandwich in 2 minutes, fell into a construction site and was covered in caution tape, and ended the night with cheese fries. solid.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2278 [Nickname] roddaz [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one day i drank 4 loco never again blood sweat and siemen everywhere... i feel sorry for that buss full of nuns

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2277 [Nickname] Matty Yakshamash [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 lokos with my mates (3 of us) woke up with my dick inside of my cat!?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2276 [Nickname] Josh [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had sex with my girlfriends mom and she actually had recorded the whole thing on the Camera she had bought my girlfriend for Christmas, so this is how it started, I'm all alone downstairs watching some crappy movie, so I go in the fridge and rumble around only to find four, four loko's so I'm drinking and drinking next thing I know, I hear my mom in law listening to rather erotic sounds, only to doggie her again. DAMN.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2275 [Nickname] rabbi [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 6 four loko and nothing happend cos im not a pussy. thanks

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2274 [Nickname] abrowncrayon [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I felt a bit drunk and also had a caffeine high and then I died. It was bad. I didn't like it.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2273 [Nickname] Tiny eyes [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 5 Fourlokos and did a poo in my best trousers at my grandmas wedding.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2272 [Nickname] loko? [Loko] 21 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had a dr.pepper once...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2271 [Nickname] Danz [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was actually fine :) A bit drunk... But fine :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2270 [Nickname] jersey [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was passing time with friends watching a Jersey Shore marathon on a lazy Sunday night. My friend got the genius inspiration to buy some 4lokos. Within an hour tops came off and a full on jersey shore threesome erupte. Jersey shore and 4loko don't mix.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2269 [Nickname] jheaney [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ok so i had 3 lokos and i dont really remember my night so ive been told i took three cocks to the face one up my butt and i fucked two guys vaginaly. i woke up in a pool of blood that wasnt even mine. my butthole burns intensly and i think i have clamidia and aids. cant wait till next week end !

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2268 [Nickname] kayray [Loko] 51 [Not Loko] 29 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i died.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2267 [Nickname] Big Steve [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I shotgunned two lokos in 20 minutes, thats the entire story if you get what im saying

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2266 [Nickname] babymommadrama [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 13 [6] Show [Story]

Output: well i had 9 four lokos , let me just say my night pretty crazy. i got my butt cheeks peirced, im missing a tooth, i found a wounded pigeon in my car, i found out i have herpies, and i woke up in bed naked with my step dad. guess what , im pregnant!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2265 [Nickname] bluntcruiser [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my bud, were going to chill with my gf and her friend. we go to buy loko's and end upinsome park playing the gayest drinking game ever. we had 5 lokos in total, and since these rookies were wasted off of nothing. i drank around 3 lokos, right after a nice fatty. we leave after my gf's friend and my friend hookup and he almost bites her tongue off. we take them home almost crashing a couple times, after thatme and my friend decided to go get another dutch. by the end of the night i was attached to a tree holding on for life, since i have no balance, throwing up repeatedly, to then fall asleep in a random drive way

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2264 [Nickname] Hi [Loko] 52 [Not Loko] 22 [6] Show [Story]

Output: None of these are true.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2263 [Nickname] O-Bone [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drove after two Four Loko's, got an awkward handjob in a bathroom, drunk an entire case of 24 budweisers red n whites, woke up in my boxers and someone else's socks. thats what happens when you buy like 10 kilo's of Loko's, or as i call it: 10 Kiloko's

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2262 [Nickname] SiDESHOW [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: This is the story of Four Loko and the sacrifices made . . .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RW34qKPNPo&feature=player_embedded

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2261 [Nickname] crazyhighschool [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 4 loko party at a friends house. 3 cases of four loko and a keg of keystone. Next thing i know we're all wakin up. there was about 9 girls and 9 guys. 4 people claimed they had sex, protected. All said they had a green condom. One green condom busted into 4 peices laid in the hallway. 1 girl was completely fine, 2 girls dropped out cause they had babies later that year and no one knows what happened to the horse.. Crazy nights my dudes.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2260 [Nickname] victoria [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one night stand.....that is all -__-

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2259 [Nickname] Sapper [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had a bonfire, people got naked, woke up in my bed with pants as arm covers. Looked outside, nothing but smoke. I started a Forest Fire. I had to run down into the field and stamp out most of it with a water bucket and my shoes which melted, until everyone got there to help us put it out. I will NEVER drink Four Loko again. Except for tonight.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2258 [Nickname] Bus pass [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a 6er of lokos with my best friend. By the end of the night I cried with my friend, re-broke up with my ex-girl friend, crashed my sweet sweet car and ran from the police through back yards for 3 hours. If you take the caffeine out lokos where the fuck do you expect me to get the energy to run from cops!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2257 [Nickname] evilevo408 [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 5 four lokos dont really remember shit other than mooning some people on the freeway smokking a gang of weed and i fucked this girl at her friends house and her mom came down and saw then went back upstairs lol then i woke up looking in my car and seeing about 30 more four lokos that i bought!!!!!!!!!! thank you four loko!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2256 [Nickname] nycan [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: On 12loko I fell into an open sidewalk grate in New York.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2255 [Nickname] strikeouthitter! [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Got Drunk, Flipped my car, broke 3 ribs, and kicked a Terrorist in the balls! Take that you Communist Bastard! HAHAHAHA THANKS FOUR LOKO!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2254 [Nickname] Stellarx0123 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank two..had a few shots of whiskey. I woke up with an entire punk rock band sleeping in my room and had to ask the singer If we fucked. He said no because he has a girlfriend .. He just went down on me for an hour. I love fourloko :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2253 [Nickname] fubared1234 [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I go to a local party 2 four lokos in hand, and a case of bud in the truck. 1 loko down feelin good. add three beers, feelin crazy. add another loko, i dont even know where i am at this point. next thing i know my buddy is tellin me that i just got punched in the face. he was right. i got popped in the eye by a 14 year old and didnt know it. apparently it was pretty sad. haha luckily i barely remember anything from that night. but sadly im no longer loco for four loko because of this.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2252 [Nickname] WTF!! [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my friend drank 3 four lockos each,, in his room playing x box, getting drunk talking shit to people on live next thing i remmember is waking up, us two butt naked in his bed, then i left his house and we never spoke again CRAZY SHIT THOSE THIGS WILL DO TO U.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2251 [Nickname] Jess [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I really like four loko's, and since it came out its been my drink of choice. But after this past Nov.1st where i was pulled over in kent after a friends party ill never drink them again unless staying at a friends house. I had 1 four loko in a 3 hour time period, and my boyfriend and i left our friends house. I didnt have the slightest buzz of any kind, and was then pulled over an arrested for a dui. its been weeks later and thousands of dollars which i really dont have, and im still fighting for my license and rights. So just dont be stupid if ur gunna drink them just def dont even have a sip and drive home, ive def learned its not worth it!! I mean ive had some awesome times drinkin em, but u just cant be driving around even after a sip or two!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2250 [Nickname] HiLaRiOuS [Loko] 18 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So the first time i drank three Loko's my girl went to bed before while i stayed up with my buddy. When he left i went into the bed woke her up started bangin her, got the bright idea to stick by thumb in her but and held on to her waist as she tried to get away. I was yelling " you know you love it" over and . I didnt remember a thing but she didnt tell me not to do it again.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2249 [Nickname] eastwickloko [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I think I had more than 2 4lokos but then again i dont remember. Told a fat chick i would rock her world ... passed out ... woke up in a bathroom with a naked fat girl that i face fucked on the floor of the bathroom ... ran out the bathroom in horror then passed out again ... I ended up in my Brooklyn dorm ( i was originally at lower manhattan ) waking up to a smelly naked fat girl in my bed and me with only boxers on and my roommate laughing at me ... tried to get out bed and forgot it was the beds high above the ground and fell ... Fat girl said i did not use a condom ... Me and 4loko have a love hate relationship

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2248 [Nickname] Loko Crew [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was scared to try four lokos at first but the minute i tried them i fell in love. I started drinking them on a regular basis every weekend, 1 1/2 and i was set the whole night. On Halloween i drank beer because i didnt think i would be drinking four loko. Went to two parties; drank beer at the first one & by the time i got to the second one i was already pretty tipsy. A couple mix drinks later my friend hands me a four loko, well...lets just say the rest of the night went like this: Made out with a guy in the bathroom, (thankfully this was before he threw up outside & had to be taken home) took shots & then proceeded to yell "BODY SHOTS". I blacked out after the body shots, but apparantly i made out with one of my girlfriends & threw up that night. In the following days a video surfaced on FB, lets just say those were the hardest two minuets of my life to watch.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2247 [Nickname] Dr. Charlie Sheen [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: First time having four loko...so decided to double up and make it a ocho loko night...blackout. The next I day my friend shows me a video on his Iphone of me getting straight punched in the face by a chick....and after little amount of prefrontal lobe cognition returned with a wild haymaker to her temple, causing her to stumble and fall....that's what bitches get for cheatin'. Check youtube for "the wrath of the Gilson" for vid.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2246 [Nickname] Ashamed [Loko] 167 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I ate a piece of cat shit for $3.17

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2245 [Nickname] Yasik [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Soooo i had one fucking four loko an the next morning i wok up in my freinds backyard completely naked and my freind connor and crowe naked next to me n we were holding hands........crowe had an army hat on n thts it

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2244 [Nickname] JONNY ROCKY BUSINESS [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: WE MADE A RAD MIXTAPE ABOUT THE DEATH OF LOKO IN NYC http://soundcloud.com/radicalouting/sets/neverforget/ check it out We WILL NEVER FORGET AN ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM & WAY OF LIFE radicalouting.com

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2243 [Nickname] Mario [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went to munchies 420 on four loko... Ate a philly cheese steak sandwich that blew balls... kept pissing off my friends and was made fun of by people at the restaurant. Felt like shit. Nothing special. Malibu > Four Loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2242 [Nickname] AZ Girl [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'm in my 40's and have had my share of alcohol stories...but with this stuff...well it went like this. Went to a football game...tailgaited.. had 1 1/2 cans of Four Loco and one beer actually at the game...not too much really. I have never been so out of it! I thought I remembered doing everything during the night, and thought I was FINE to drive home...however the next day was another story....couldn't remember much of anything, not even driving...and that is so scary!! I am so freaked about this product I am glad they are pulling it off the shelves..sorry guys. I drink Red Bull/Vodka all the time and have never had this effect on me...so makes me wonder why is this stuff so powerful??? At least I can say...been there done that!! Wow!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2241 [Nickname] downtown bums [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The night started great at a club in downtown miami. I drank 2 and a half 4lokos that night and had 2 bums helping me acrooss the street while I only had on one shoe cuz the other had broken in my drunken stooper then I had to take the train and bus home I ended up falling asleep on the bus missed my stop and had to walk home with one shoe

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2240 [Nickname] 2ballduval [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: http://vimeo.com/17231339 After hearing a few songs about four loko on youtube, this is how psyched we got about four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2239 [Nickname] Ted Loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Ted fucks bitches and gets money on four loko everyday of his life, and he clearly does not give a fuck

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2238 [Nickname] the loko master [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: the good thing about four loko is you might not always remember but at least one of your friends does....

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2237 [Nickname] The Great Fratsby [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I put down 3 four lokos whenever I feel its time to act like I'm black. Talk like I'm black. Smell like I'm black and most importantly spend money like I'm black.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2236 [Nickname] the first Four Loko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last year we were deciding what to drink before we went out that night, and one of my roommates goes "hey have you ever had a 4 loko?" and me and my other 2 roommates were like "no whats thats!?" and she explained to us that it was a caffeinated alcoholic beverage drink, but all we cared about that it was $3.50 and 1 of them got you drunk, so of course we thought it was the greatest thing ever so we all went out and bought them, decided on the watermelon flavor. The night was a typical I remember my first four loko night, but not really for my roommate because it ended by her blacking out at the party and throwing up pink foam all over the porch, and we had to get my friends boyfriend to carry her back to the dorms later on that night because she lost the ability to walk.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2235 [Nickname] sidewalkslam [Loko] 77 [Not Loko] 26 [6] Show [Story]

Output: went with a couple of friends and downed around 8 lokos collectively. somehow managed to wander with another friend into a very upscale neighborhood where we tried to start a riot. somehow got 8 followers, screamed at an old couple and got hit by some guy in a car. thats where i blacked out. apparently i procceded to get up and beat the shit out of the guy who hit me, ran into the woods and fucked up a cop car while no one was inside. fucked a girl i met, puked on her and ran away to find more drinks. apparently i didnt make it because i woke up in arizona. i live in california. i still dont know how i got there. my friend blacked out during our run for more loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2234 [Nickname] Jessyk [Loko] 36 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So i went to visit my best friend and had the opportunity to try a four Loko. I was trying to impress this one guy that I thought was hot and so I chugged a whole can of raspberry four Loko. I was feeling a little tipsy but thought that I could totally chug another one. So he gets me a watermelon one and I chug it. I find out the next morning I fucked him, his best friend, and a girl. How I fucked a girl I don't know but I guess I had my first lesbo encounter because I woke up next to her instead of the guy. Never again am I drinking a Loko lol

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2233 [Nickname] lokosonice [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: LOKOS ARE MY SHIT

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2232 [Nickname] rawr [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ok so i have several short stories, on the last day of school me and my homies got drunk as fukk on lokos i showed up at my friends kik bak, got soaked in lube, jumped in the pool,kissed a 10th grader against the same sex on the lips, peed in the middle of a skatpark, walked through bushes, hugges and cried to some random girl in the street for an hour, told everyone i got raped, went to my friends house, woke up with my worst hangover threw up 20 times in 2 hours, walked home at 8, had a dance preformance at 9. an other time was at the promenade, i was screaming, i gave some random guy hickeys at the bus stop, went to the venice skate park, dropped dome in the bowl infront of every1, flashed every1, and talked shit to a venice sucidle´s face. an other time i drank at my girls pad than went to a barmitsvah, ended up in topanga clearing a fukn 4 foot bong. other time i drank with a buncha girls...and i basicly thought i was snoop dog. an other time on halloween, i met up with guys...drank 2 lokos...got 3 bong hits, got in a fight with some girl, smashed this random guy, though up noodles, fell off a hill face first, tripped over a curb and sprained my ankle, took the bus home, missed our stop, hitchhiked bak with lesbians. and went right to sleep. Oh and by the way, im a 14 year old girl in 8th grade(:

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2231 [Nickname] sirbrett [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: This one time my buddy was trying to park his car but he didnt want to risk parallel park. So being the greatful man I was I was more then happy to offer to step up to the plate. My dear freind completely forgot that just moments before I chugged a four loko and was feeling hyphy. I ended up parking his car perfectly my first time and when I was done I stuck my head out the window and shouted FOUR LOOKKKOOOO!!!! At that moment they remeber that I was all lokoed out. priceless...God I love you my precious four lokos. :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2230 [Nickname] LoKo FoR tHaT LoKo [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: This story begins at a small school in Connecticut. I am usually a hardcore drinkin machine, then i heard of something called four Loko. I decided to go big and purchased (4) fourlokos. What a great idea it was. After 2 four lokos. i took on an alternate identity as the Trash Hunter. I proceeded to prowl around my dorm building investigating each trash room on the floor. I found garbage that someone did not put down the shoot properly. I then procceded to conduct a thourough investigation into whom the trash belonged. I discovered whos trash it was. I ripped open the garbage bag and dumped the contents outside the perp's door, used tampons and all. I <3 four loko. Toot it and Boot it.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2229 [Nickname] britttttt094209 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i donated blood prior to a huge party and drank 2 four lokos... apparently donating blood and drinking beer is extremly dangerous and will get you drunk quick, i drank lokos so i was feeling drunk off my ass. i hooked up w/ a fat ass and didnt get home until 6. I had the ACT at 7:30 and made a 19 due to my huge headache, bodyaches, and you know where aches.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2228 [Nickname] Loko Bol [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I don't have a four loko story for you all, cause it got fucking banned... fml

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2227 [Nickname] iDrink [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ..ok..i am currently reading a book...and by reading i mean consuming...and by book i mean four loko...as i have been reading these posts sent in by dedicated loko drinkers...they all seem to be the same in a sense...they all consist of one crazy time they had...i personally have drank several four lokos every day for 4 months...and i don't plan on stopping any time soon..and mentally retarded shit happens to me every god damn day...so this is what i have decided...i "iDrink"..am going to post every night..and let me say this..the only thing that i hate more than my ex's vag..(i really do love it tho)..is people who post on here with fictional stories of the loko adventure..wow..just as i typed that..the wind blew and knocked my loko over and spilled it on me..so anyways..no matter how crazy the night gets(unless loko finally kills me)..i will post the god's honest truth about the retardedness that is my life...good day and i will post tomorrow...cheers mate <-----i'm not british..i just love aldous snow...look it up ;)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2226 [Nickname] 17 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: first loko experience. pregamed with whiskey, then drank two four lokos. friends were saying "how fucked up i was going to be" and i didn't feel any different than any other drunk. ran out of loko so i started drinking beer. nothing crazy happened youre all pussies loko is overrated.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2225 [Nickname] i go loko for loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So, my first time on loko, I chugged an entire can of the stuff, had a couple shots, and a weed brownie. I proceeded to attempt to make out with every single person in sight, dance in the streets, call the bus driver a "hot mama" (it was a guy), and throw up. a lot. THIS. STUFF. ROCKS.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2224 [Nickname] loko slither-jacked [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'll make this short a sweet. Numerous beers, shots, and 2 lokos a peice for me and my buddy. It ended up with him mooning a taxi cab, in the middle of a major intersection(the exact intersection will be left out for legal reasons) and me pushing him into an a/c window unit, which fell through the window along with my freind, right into someones living room....opps, loko-licious. The next day it continued with blacking out, hitting a curb while driving and shouting at random pedestrians, and being just all around buligerant and drunk.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2223 [Nickname] Hollywood [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After a night out at the bar I drank a Hulk Piss Four loko (lemon lime) While drinking I saw an interview with Boise State kicker Kyle Brotzman. I grabbed a 15 pound jar of change and decided to re-create his 2 missed field goal from the loss to Nevada. THANK YOU FOUR LOKO!!!!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2222 [Nickname] jon [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night me and two of my friends decided we were going to get drunk. I drank two four lokos fairly quickly. I woke up around 9 PM the next morning at my friends house, many miles away from where we had drank the four lokos. We walked probably 4 or 5 miles. There was dried blood all over my hands. Apparently I repeatedly punched a garbage can and cut myself trying to climb a fence with barbed wire. My mom said she talked to me on the phone and I sounded incoherent and very intoxicated, this was apparently around 11 PM.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2221 [Nickname] iDrink [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: first off, i would like to start by saying..there was a day when i made fun of my younger brother for drinking "a sissy drink"(four loko)..in my defense..i had not yet experienced the gasoline mixed with bleach and crystal meth..now known as four loko...i can't remember the last day that i "didn't" drink four loko...so here's 1 out of 16,221...what?..i love four loko.. i was at my brother's house...he lives with his girlfriend(cassie) and her mother(lori)...i was out in my car listening to music and drinking a couple four loko...apparently i started to pass out...so lori came out at 2am to tell me to go to bed...i got out of my car and started to walk inside when i decided to go out back and smoke a cig first...lori went inside and i went out back...lori wakes me up again...this time at 6:15am...i was still in the patio chair...passed out...she says "you're still out here"?!?!..i stood up and my right arm didn't work..i thought nothing of it because everyone has slept on their arm wrong and it fell asleep...so i went upstairs and went to bed.....woke up at noon and my arm was still dead...from the elbow down..nothing!... 3 months and many four lokos later.. i'm now on the way to see a neurologist about my current nerve problem...on the way i drank a couple four lokos...big surprise...to make a long story even longer...in the waiting room i ended up proposing to..what seemed like a 90 year old woman..but she was probably really like 105..she looked good for her age...i told the receptionist that i was running for mayor..then i got called in to see the doc...i have nothing against jewish people...or anyone else...but after i told the doc the he smelled like a french whore..i told him he had a jew fro..not a good thing to tell the man who is on this earth to fix your dominant hand that four loko had destroyed...so i was asked to leave...so i did the only logical thing at the time...got in my car and drove to taco bell...because why not? the moral of the story is...no matter how bad a situation is...even when all hope is lost...even when your limbs stop working and your lap is covered with meat, cheese and lettuce...you can make it all good again..with four loko..my love ps..i'm consuming an original grape right now.. :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2220 [Nickname] Nuked [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one time i was drinking four loko with my friend sunni and we were driving to pick my friend rylee up in shelby, nc because she was moving back to asheville. we got wasted before we even got there and somehow ended up in south carolina. then, we picked rylee up then had to pee so we drove to a WaHo and after peeing i knocked on the window and told this girl to come outside. when she did, we borrowed cigarettes from her and she told us that the next day she was moving to a mormon farm. she hugged us all except my friend because she said that rylee "had puke all over her". we told her that she didn't so she hugged rylee but rylee was already pissed so she told the girl that she was fat and then tried to fight her. we ended up lost again on the way to asheville so we stopped off the side of the highway and sang a few songs before heading back in the direction that was somehow the right way. we got home okay (i know because i woke up the next morning) but it turns out there was puke all over the back seat.. that mormon chick was right. then, rylee started her new job a few hours after that.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2219 [Nickname] Zack Morris [Loko] 54 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Alright, Im not gonna go into too much detail since I dont wanna be identified. Anyhow, I drank 4 cans the the magical juice, and from gathering information what happened was a night Im glad I do NOT remember. It started with stumbling back into the store to get more, and when the guy said they had run out, I apparently raged & went over the counter to "fight" I guess. Well, first of all Im a regular, so besides my dodging the store now, Im pretty sure thats why he didnt call the cops. BUT that didnt stop me from accidentally bumping into the "cop button" underneath the counter during our may-lay. Well, after I was told I was caught on camera, and some persuasion from the people around... I took off. I ran and left the party I was with and apparently disappeared. After this you would think I would wake someplace butt raped, but a skilled fighter (drunk or not) yet somewhat intelligent, I was able to run to an old girlfriends house. Now, she loves to party... so she wasnt home. Ok .. So the next part I cant say for sure how it happened, but I guess I had tried to climb in her window "to hide from the popo" when I was spotted by her mother. She recognized me (of course), and surprisingly didnt kick me out. In fact im not proud to say this, but I ended up boning her. I woke up naked with my raw dogged dick tucked between her wrinkled ass cheeks. I jumped up (now sober) not remembering wtf happened. She in turn woke up and said she had showered me and told me how the whole thing went down from the moment I had climbed in her daughters window. She told me not to worry she wouldnt say anything to my ex... now, as Im getting dressed (as quick as possible), with a look of horror, she says her daughter didnt come home last night. Granted I was curious where she was, but I wasnt trying to stick around especially since I had just piped her moms! So I took off.. forgoing the ride and breakfast offer. As I turn the corner to the nearby Taco Bell, confused as shit. I call my friends... who meet me and tell me the first half and that I "may be wanted". Im still hiding, but omfg... I have now retired from my Loko ways *as I down one* ... right after this one. Really though, Im probably never gonna live this one down. But shit ... they say there is always a silver lining ... and I guess if I really think about it... yea, Im not gonna lie. I pat myself on the back knowing I plowed a semi-hot GILF, and her still smoking daughter... all in one year. Thanks to 4Lokos, Ive now filled a mom & daughter full of creampies. WOW. TRUE STORY

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2218 [Nickname] 2Pac [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night me & Suge was kickin' it at Death Row studios, fuckin' bitches and whatnot, smokin' on that fuckin' chronic gettin' blazed out our fuckin' mind. Me and Tha Dogg Pound copped about 20 Four Lokos apiece and started drinkin' 'em at about 10:00. BY about 10:20 I was fuckin' LOKOOO'D bro. Me and Snoop started showing bitches our dicks on Sunset blvd. like woah. LOLZ. Then we rolled to Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles and beat up the kicthen staff. LMAO. Well, just me, Snoop and Tha Dogg Pound did. Suge was too busy eating. Nigga ordered like 5 buckets of chicken and shit, 3 plates of waffles smothered with gravy and covered with bacon bits and a 40 ounce of maple syrup. Then the five O roll up on us cuz we beat everybody up and shit and I was all like don't tase me bro and they was all like you guys need to leave and we was all like cool buyut you know it's westside bro. Shit, then we fuckin' left about 1:00 am and I don't remember anything after that bro. I was fucking LOKO'D dude. I wake up the next day and we at war with Biggie, Puffy, Bad Boy, Mobb Deep and Junior Mafia cause of some song called Hit 'Em Up the homies said I made when I was blacked out on Four Loko. ROTFLMMFAO. Then I call Biggie and I was like look bro I didn't mean it I was fucking LOKO'D out and he didn't want to hear it. #real talk #truestory #thuglife #outlawz

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2217 [Nickname] Loko4ThemLokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well Im 15 and decided to go to one of my friends partys and drink a 4 loko and then drink 10 beers with it. I didnt black out or anything but i did put 2 cans of grizzly wintergreen in my mouth because my friend dared me and slept with the 2 cans of wintergreen in my mouth, i woke up to a mound of chew laying underneath my cheek.. i did something none of my friends did that night, i drank 4 loko first, and fit 2 cans of chew in my mouth

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2216 [Nickname] 4lokoEsNoJokoo [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: On a long ride out to my boys college, i consumed two four lokos on close to an empty stomach. Least to say i was feelin crunk, looking for anything to punch or kick. We arrive at my boys dorm and notice the door is slightly broken but still locked. I call him since knocking on the door brings no answer. He say's he's in his room not opening the door for an hour because we took too long to get ther...i got pissed took a step back and kicked the shit out of the door. I could hear i was doing damage, i landed kick after kick. The friends who i came with, were tellling me to dip but i was determined and with one last effort i ran and jumped into the door completly knocking it off the hindge and leaving the lock itself on the floor (knocked off the door). i felt so accomplished but my boy wasnt in there..he was downstairs eating. I quickly closed the door, but it would lock. The cops were called because a few girls has seen me. They came and because nothing was stolen they left and the night continued. I never told my boy it was me =)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2215 [Nickname] WTFDUDE!!!?!?!?! [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 13 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well one night I was stoned, when I decided to go to the liquor and bought 6 4lokos got drunk and woke up on a plane to Amsterdam THANKS 4LOKO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2214 [Nickname] TimmyD [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So, like, last night and stuff, I drank 8 FourLokos and read stories on FLS.com and TOTALLY realized most of them were made up... and stupid.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2213 [Nickname] www.MikeandGian.com [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2212 [Nickname] ATLBrent [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Four Loko topped w/Whipped Lightning=Thunderstruck!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2211 [Nickname] 40lokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So i went to buffalo to stock up on 4 loko before it is off the shelves. also, you cant get it in canada so its nice to be unique. i drank 5 of them and woke up next morning with some homeless chick on a park bench. she gave me a blowjob, was nice cause she had no teeth and i puked on her the next morning lol she liked it cause there was alcohol in my puke, fuckin bum!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2210 [Nickname] LIZALOKS [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Hi LOKOS im LIZ... Now that fourlokos are banned:( NOW I drink TILT. I love the grape can Its good but nothing cant replace my GRAPE FOURLOKO!!! 0ne night at a party... 0ne of my boys got 12lokos i had 4 all grape. I got soo fucked up (i blackd out) I was told that i was dancing on top of my friends car screaming fuck niggers with a american flag not giving a fuck. Then i went to a 711 store AND did a beer run and took 6lokos in my purse...lol i drank 3 and got horny i ended up in a 3sum with my bestfriend(girl) and Zack (my bf boyfriend) woke up the new morning with my pussy sore and hickes on my neck and 3 gape lokos im my purse. I was grossed out that i couldnt drink no more. I made a homeless man happy that morning and gave him my lokos THANKS PHUSION PROJECTS... 4LOKOS WERE FUN... =) NEW 4LOKOS WITH N0 CAFFEINE ARE C0MING OUT SOON! BUT WILL NEVER B THE SAME

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2209 [Nickname] kookooforlokos [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 5 four lokos and ended up fuckin one of my friends goat lol the good thing was that i used a condom and to make it all worse my friends mom was drunk as shit and i fucked her too but i didnt use a rubber so now we are expecting a baby girl in 5 months....i love lokos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2208 [Nickname] lokoman [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Jersey shore first time I ever even seen a four loko I drank one and couldnt stop taking shots of soko then started danceing with old ladies & I dont dance but I was swing dancing like a pro then after a break a drank another then couldnt stop taking shots of vodka then more dancing I was so drunk I didnt want to have sex with 4 girls then I went to beach and past out standing up oh shit it was beach first girls after see thats how fucked up I was

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2207 [Nickname] sam jackzzz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank a 4 loko and now i am non gay vergin thank u for lokos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2206 [Nickname] josh johnsons mom. [Loko] 34 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my sond died.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2205 [Nickname] vegGoneLoko [Loko] 138 [Not Loko] 23 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My night started off with me buying 4 cans of 4loko; one lemon lime, one blue raspberry, and two cranberry lemonade. i chugged my blue raspberry within 30 minutes at my friends party. felt pretty faded, moved onto a cranberry lemonade and ended up chuggin that on a dare.. bad choice. things got blurry. then i realized i was almost done with my 3rd... lost track of time(blacked out) and came out of it running out of a KFC with half a bucket of chicken.. my friend told me that i chugged my 4th at the party and proclaimed; "i need some goddamn chik'n!". ended up buying a bucket ate half, threw it up on the counter and ran out of the place... I've been a vegetarian for 8 years, and i'm a member of PETA.. damn you 4lokos...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2204 [Nickname] HOM3BOI [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ma homeboi home from college in cinci nd he told me ta head ova to the crib and bring sum gatorades. shitt i wasnt bousta bring sum gatorades ova, i went and bought me some lokos. got a couple of dem and went ova to ma dudes house where we pounded dem down. we was feelin it a lil then we started pounding them bud lights. next thing ya know we goin wild n out on facebook doin the wop on my homegurls wall. shit ma dude looked a mess but it was iight. then we was like shit the homegurls roomie is black so she deserved a wop too. then bout 5 mins lata and 3 red lights passed through i was back at the crib. wadafuck happened last night?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2203 [Nickname] BeachLoko [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So.... nice day out at the beach. I bought 3 Fourlokos. One for myself, a friend, and boyfriend. Which neither one of them ended up liking their flavor. So me, being a penny pincher make the decision that I wasn't going to waste my money and drank all 3.(Alone)Made an ass out of myself,reportedly flashed my friends. After a "very pleasant" day at the beach I start feeling frisky. Proceeded to get a little dirty in the back seat of my car before leaving beach parking lot with my boyfriend. Manage to get home, get sick, lay in my bathtub while shower running, lay on bathroom floor naked, and got sick again. From what I was told I was extremely violent at one point. Story comes to an end when I wake up next morning covered in bruises and the back of my head has a large knot. I tell my boyfriend how badly it hurts and of course apologize for being completely retarded the night before. He continues to tell me that while "gettin frisky" in the car my head apparently repeatedly was hitting the car window. When I ask him why he let me do this...His reply was, "Well, you really seemed into it at the time". FML

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2202 [Nickname] BOMB [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Worst night of my life............

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2201 [Nickname] PDizzle [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Picture it, New Orleans fall of 2010. My senior year. Got the perfect date why not drink the perfect drink? My date and I each consumed one and a half four lokos and many shots of vodka at the before party. We both started violently throwing up and passed out in my friend's bed and i blacked out. I woke up at 3:30 am to her coming come from the after party. I missed my senior homecoming.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2200 [Nickname] Joe [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Yea i was working out then had the shake after words then i took a shower came home ate some pizza then i had 2 four loko drinks back to back then i woke up in the hospital two days later they said the found me butt naked in the middle of the high way swimming and singing the sponge bob song

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2199 [Nickname] JOHNNYLOKO [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 4lokos got banned everywhere because of stupid fucks that cant control there liquor... and yes you white people!!! That get all retarded when they drink to much and end up in the ER... plain DUMB White people cant handle malt liquor. Sad but true dont get mad im only being real...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2198 [Nickname] Phillatio [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I wanted to show my bandmates the awesomeness of the Loko so I somehow go all of us to drink a 4Loko before our cd release show in Boston. For anyone who's played a stringed instrument, its easy to forget that a lot of hand & finger coordination is involved, well me and the bass player couldn't even play our fucking instruments let alone our songs, long story short, we got booted offstage after 2 "songs" at our own cd release show in front of a shitload of friends.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2197 [Nickname] The box [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The weekend started out with too many fourloko and a bunch of doods that made a bet to see who could "eat box" first. Starting drinking vodka then had two lokos, and started feeling loko. We went to the ugly sweater party, where I found myself waiting by the mistletoe trying to makeout with anything with teeth. I found my mouth attached to a girl with a terrible southern accent. Long story short, I woke up the next morning with a bunch of texts sent out saying "I won." One actually saying to my friend who was in detox, "Yo let me know you're alive...bye the way, I won." I won this weekend thanks to you, fourloko...but when my dick falls off, fuck you fourloko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2196 [Nickname] EPICWINNER!!!!! [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So it was a Tuesday night a the lake and we had one large bottle of Jack Daniels, 30 pack of beer, and 10 Lokos. Well my cousin brings 2 4-wheeler, 1 was a 2010 Can-Am Renegade 800R EFI X xc pretty fast and the other was a 2010 Raptor 700R SE really fast.we start of with the beer out of 5 guys, still sober. Then we go in to the jack, feeling good, 2 Lokos each and we were hammered. Well we had a ramp to jump jet skies on that we brought in to repair it so before we started to drink we fixed it. So my cousin thought it would be a great idea to put the ramp on the end of the pier and jump the 9,000 raptor off the pier but he couldn't even get on so I did it. went back about 200 ft gained some speed and went about 70 ft out and some how got the 4-wheeler out with me and he still has the 4-wheeler.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2195 [Nickname] The Bathtub [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My night was going just as planned until I decided to pound my fourloko when the bars were closing (the last thing I remember). What was followed was me pissing my pants (not yet asleep), eventually blacking out on a bed in which left a small piss stain due to the excellent denim I had on. From there I was woken up in a full bathtub by a 7ft man that once made me put vodka in my nose...repeatedly. This bathtub should never been used, I still feel violated... Water leaked through the ceiling directly onto my cousin's turntables, and I was doing laundry the whole next day. The only good part is I don't remember anything before lunch. That's a vacation for ya.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2194 [Nickname] zook37 [Loko] 59 [Not Loko] 29 [6] Show [Story]

Output: In honoring our friends who have been legally banned from drinking the wonder that is a 4 loko, a group of friends and I (in total 7 girls) decided to have a "four loko fiesta" last saturday night. The evening started off slow, and then changed when we all played kings with our fours. Just think about it, waterfalling with four's. Highlights of the evening: one of the girls peed off the balcony of a third floor on-grounds college apartment complex, one girl's mid-party status "fdour locko fiestas 11111111111111!!!!!! WHOSSSOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEH3EHES hahaha IF YOUS MESS WITH THE CBUUL YOU GET THE HORNSDDSSSS!!!!!!", and one girl took 110 photos with no pants on. These pictures helped piece the night together because each and every person blacked out at some point.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2193 [Nickname] Edward Chakales [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So my friend was having a huge camp out/birthday party at her house. I decided it would be a perfect time for a Four Loko challenge. I preceded to chug 2 watermelon Lokos as fast as possible. After feeling a huge head rush i decided to smoke a blunt/ a couple blunts. At this point i feel like I am on top of Mount Olympus. So i decide its time for MORE. I continued to open a Grape Loko and take it to the head. After this I felt like Mount Olympus encountered an earthquake. I began to fall all over the place. I then played a few rounds of liquor pong. After i won the 3rd match i proceded to tell everyone that " i am the Loko master and cant nobody fuck with me". I decided to go out by the tents becuase my head needed a rest I cracked my last Four Loko, at this point the POLICE came to the house. My friend Edward told me to stay by the tents i proceeded to walk down by the cops. I had to get tied to a tree and was unable to speak in English. I woke up the next morning to Blunts and orange Juice and my friends older sister completely naked in bed next to me. Not quite sure how this happened. THANK YOU FOUR LOKO. PLEASE SEND US FREE SHIT TO REP!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2192 [Nickname] Ajax [Loko] 112 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Started the night at 4pm with 5 rum and tonics (horrible combo). Proceeded to finish a power hour, then slam 2 four lokos in 10 mins playing beiruit. The rest of this story, as I was told: I ran downtown and passed out on someones front lawn. Two girls, I met earlier that night, saw me and talked about calling the police. I jumped up, screamed 'NOOO!!' and started sprinting. arrived at an apartment building and tried to break in, then called 911 on myself saying someone was breaking into a building. 11:00 pm. The cops came, arrested me, took my phone, and handcuffed me. I tripped and because I was handcuffed my face met concrete. Woke up the next morning in the detox center in a bloody pillow, a black eye, and a swollen mutilated face. My friends couldn't reach me because the cops took my phone, and they called the cops because I was missing.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2191 [Nickname] Captain Duck [Loko] 18 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Let me tell you something about fourloko, I have a toy pony, he takes big shits.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2190 [Nickname] mikeyFcrazy [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The two times that I have drank 4 loko.... The first time I had 1 and was taking a shot of vodka every 5 minutes, ended up losing my car in the city of Chicago for 3 hours in 30 degree weather at the end of the night racking up a 75$ taxi bill searching for it... The second time I had bought 12 for three guys, residing in Chicago...After 3 and a little whiskey....I was gone, blackout- long story short- Woke up at a hotel in Lake Geneva, WI...passed out in a Jucuzzi

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2189 [Nickname] JTR [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and my buddies were drank about three four lokos each then the night started and all hell broke loose. we were in my office trailer talking about cars and bullshitting and then we started to get into and argument and then i woke up and in the middle of the night and saw a arnold palmer jug and drink it and it turned out to be antifreeze and oil in the jug and started to projectile vomit all over the trailer and on me. when my friends woke up we were full of scratches and the trailer reeked of four loko and puke and we finally found out some how that we kicked the shit out of each other and wewere all bruised up and hung over like a motherfucker the next morning

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2188 [Nickname] Whudafxupboi [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I played beer pong with Four Loko and I took to much and threw up on a wall! then I felt like I was floating and I shot a gun and I didnt even know I shot a gun until the next morning.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2187 [Nickname] MysteryEssence [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Dood. So it was my best friends birthday, and I went to hangout with him and his girl, my girl couldn't make it. We kept stealing cans of Four Lokos and a Heineken. The night was crazy, we were daring people to fight us, etc. His girl ends up going home, then the next thing I know I'm waking up from under some stairs with no idea where he is. Later, after having walked home from where I was, (an hour - an hour and a half walk) I got picked up by my girl, her friend, and my best friends girl. We were searching for him. We found him inside a crack hos house, apparently we were partying it up with her but I had the common sense to leave while he was to drunk and fucked up to do so. Thanks Four Loko! P.s, I'll be having another one shortly ;) I love you babe. <3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2186 [Nickname] ATLBrent [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One day over the summer me and some friends were floating out in the middle of the lake when a bad lightning storm came through. Instead of taking cover we decided to kill a couple of Lokos a piece. To this day I have never once been struck by lightning while consuming Four Loko. Suck on that FDA.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2185 [Nickname] AppleBottomYumYums [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I saw my friend drink a four loko. He went to the kitchen sink and exclaimed, "I'm even enjoying myself while washing dishes!" It was the darkest hour of my life.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2184 [Nickname] WTFLOKO!?!?!?! [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went to see a band in Houston,TX got shitfaced on a balcony right above a mosh pit fell in got trampled. I got up so fast i pucked on everyone around me all in all one hell of a night

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2183 [Nickname] drunkenslutTK [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one nightt i did the 4loko challenge and drank 4 four lokos, ended in up an abandoned house on my knees suckin my ex boyfreinds dick while on the phone with my current boyfreind telling him hold on "i got a dick in my mouth, i love you" infront of all my freinds. and then my boyfreinds mom came out to the neighborhood and tried to fight the dude whos dick i was sucking, when i tried to block her hit she pushed me over a skateboard onto a road that had just got paved, till this day, three months later, i still have tar stuck to my foot. thanks four loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2182 [Nickname] DukeLoko [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 6 friends - 6 Lokos and 2 cases of beer for tailgate before another awful Duke football game. 3 Friends didn't show, uh-oh. Screamed at the band warming up for an hour, snuck 2 Loko into the tailgate dance party. Cleverly tried to stash 8 beers in my blazer and jeans while going into the game...all were confiscated. End of memories. Woke up on buddy's couch thinking it was time to go tailgate! Wrong, it already happened. My sweet 70's blazer was ripped in half, gave some girl my cowboy hat, pants covered in blood from gashing my finger open and wiping it off during the football game. Apparently leaving the football game at halftime, I picked up a heavy wooden bench and threw it down a flight of stairs. Saw pictures of me on the ground after using my newfound Loko-strength to bend a metal streetsign in half. Correlation: I snuck 4Loko into tailgate for the 1st time, and after a decade of ridiculously drunk students, it finally gets shut down because some 14-year-old was found passed out in the porta potty during the game. Coincidence?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2181 [Nickname] Jsey [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I wanted to come up with a good story considering Loko is my drink of choice, but I couldn't think of any.. Considering I black out every single time I drink them..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2180 [Nickname] HezDerp [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was my first time drinking a Four Loko and it was my friends bachelorette party. She rented a party bus and we were going downtown to drink. I had a twisted tea tall boy and HALF a four loko. Somehow I was wasted by the time we even got down town. Drank nothing at the first bar and went to another. Told the door guy who demanded cover charge that bachelorette parties get in free with the party bus (have no idea if this is true) and just wandered on in with my group. Got up on stage with the DJ and danced with everyone. Friend handed me a "blue mother f**ker" which I proceeded to accidentally drop 3 times and drink no more then half of before losing track of it entirely. The rest becomes a whirlwind blur. One friend suggests going to Christie's Cabaret across the lot. I whole heartedly agree and 3 of us wander over. I throw dollars at the strippers and holler at them. I beg my friend to let me dance with them but she has just a smidgen more sense then me and suggests that I don't. We lose the bus (it was in the parking lot the whole time apparently) and decide to call a cab to the bus' starting/ending location, the bachelorette's house. I'm convinced I'm dreaming and try to control things in my world to prove it. I try my hardest to get the cab fair ticker to go down instead of up. It doesn't work. We end up on the bachelorette's steps and talk. At some point I pee in the lawn and some lady OUT OF NOWHERE comes up and gives my friend and I matching hoodies, saying "she has daughters, she knows how it is" because it is cold outside and we aren't dressed for it. My friend calls another mutual guy friend and tells him to come take us home. He ends up coming (on his learners permit with his father in the passenger seat, he's 30 btw) at 1am and takes my friend to Taco Bell. At some point I vomit out the car. The bus has arrived back home 8 people short. My friends on the bus notice I'm too drunk to drive home and take me to my mom's house to crash (my house is too far away).

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2179 [Nickname] K-Blue-Sat [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Dear Four Loko, You were my friend, my lover, my wingman. You equaled a beautiful 1/3 of my college life (for you math junkies that equals 33%, or 0.333333?). With you anything was possible. Anything was exciting. As I gripped your slender waist and sipped (okay, more like chugged? best record was 50 seconds, not to mention the top 5 times I've been extremely drunk had everything to do with you :)..) your sweet (well, more like tangy) nectar, I knew that it was wrong. I FELT it was wrong, but I didn?t care, cause loving you was oh so right. As my arms and legs felt the flooding of your warmth, and as the abstract ideas bubbled under the surface of my conscious thought, I felt empowered. How many times were we both together at a party, trying our damnest to convince the girl next to us that it was okay to kiss me, even if she WAS a lesbian? How many times did we walk home extremely drunk, to wake up in the morning with absolutely no recollection of our walk home? How many times, may I ask, did you have my back, giving me the right words and actions so that every night with you was an interesting one? Who will encourage me to get even more twisted, past my tolerance to a point that even I would find it hard to come back from? Who will do that for me now? I feel as though a part of me (about 1/3 of me, to be exact? this shit has already been stated, my love) is gone, and I am for now alone. I know that you?ll be back; rumors have sprouted that when you do you will be less exhilarating, less hyped, but I care not. I just want to see your pretty face again. We all do. I miss you. You were a good friend, and I love you. ?Sincerely yours, K-Blue-Sat

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2178 [Nickname] HausMan [Loko] 49 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank three and a-half Four Lokos last Thursday along with going 12-0 at beer pong. Tried finishing my last Loko while I danced and made out with some girl with a purity ring. Woke up naked, sweating in her bathroom while wearing a used condom. Saw myself in the mirror while puking in her sink. Got back to bed, fucked her again and woke up in time for my 8AM Calc class. Academics first!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2177 [Nickname] Spookyzach [Loko] 38 [Not Loko] 20 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Forelokos and lifeguarding go hand in hand. This summer i lifeguarded at a hotel pool with a bunch of tourists and i would drink 2 to 4 lokos in a 711 cup on the stand daily haha. It was like a 10 hr black out and it was fucking awesome! The night I got my DWI I drank 4 forelokos and 5 beers. The cop pulled me over for disregarding a redlight twice and I was already drinking a 5th loko and i poured it on the ground so he would see it haha. He came up to the window and said he smelt a strong odor of alcohol. I told him he didnt. As he was walking back to his car I put my head out of my window and was like "DUDE!! NAH IVE BEEN DRINKIN BRO IVE BEEN DRINKIN DUDE". He asked if i was intoxicated and i said "NAH DUDE IM LOKO'D!!". As i was in intake a hot lady cop was asking me a series of questions and she asked me if i was 18 or older and i grinned and stuck out my chest and was like "why yes i am whats good?". hahalokos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2176 [Nickname] Balls [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank four loko and then made this song www.tittiessong.com

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2175 [Nickname] Aspiring Black Woman [Loko] 45 [Not Loko] 21 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Once upon a time, in North Philadelphia, it was my friends birthday. What a better way to celebrate a birthday than to go loko. The plans were to pre game at my friend's apartment, then get a taxi to the clubs in South Philly. I ended up killing an entire blue razz four loko before everyone even got to the pre game. After a few rounds of beer pong, we were ready to go out. We called two cabs. I was in the second cab, but it was extremely late. While we were anxiously waiting for our cab outside of the apartment, I chugged the second half of my second loko...screamed "fuck this" then chucked the can in the police station parking lot across the street. We ended up getting the cab for two blocks then changed our minds and got let out. While we were walking back to the apartment, I told everyone I was "getting my black girl swag on", because white chicks don't got no swag. I ended up tripping on a curb, tumbling into the street, and spraining my ankle. After hobbling back to the apartment I felt the need to call my boss and tell her I failed to be black. I looked at my phone the next day and realized i was on the phone with her for fifteen fucking minutes. We ended up going back out, but when we got to the party I had to walk my friend home. I hobbled her home six blocks and then hobbled back. I woke up at 7:30 the next morning to go to work, and I couldn't even stand. Ironically, I was involved in a photoshoot for promotional safety. All day this guy took pictures of me, hungover as shit, in an ankle brace, hobbling on ladders.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2174 [Nickname] kookoo fourlokos [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My first encounter with the Loko: Me and my friend bought 2 Lokos of each flavor. We funneled our first one, and chugged our second. After about 3 we we're already wasted, but since we bought so many we knew it was in our best interest to drink them all. Luckily it was on a Friday night, and there were fat parties everywhere, so we thought we would drop into a few, drink a few free beers & meet some hot guys....... We woke up completely naked; in an apartment we've never been in, in Oregon. (We're from Washington.) There were empty Fourloko cans all around us. We were in a pool of shit, vomit, and urine. Our faces were panted, along with the rest of our bodies & we had no recollection of our night after our 4rd Loko which was around 10- but going through calls, texts & pictures our night didn't end until 7 o'clock in the morning. Washington will deeply miss you, our beloved Four Lokos.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2173 [Nickname] sean perry [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i sucked my first dick when i drank a 4 loko for the first time.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2172 [Nickname] whyisthisasite [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was on my way to the Roxy in Philly to get my grind on...however Four Loko would have the last say. I drank my first in about 30 minutes before I arrived at the club, and then proceeded to wander around the safe streets of the city while finishing my second. At the end of my second Loko (both have been drank within a 1 hour period)I noticed an abandoned building and thought it be a good idea to enter it with a friend. (fully intoxicated atht this point) We wandered around the possibly hobo-infested warehouse only to end up in the elevator. The only light in this whole place was in this thing, and we decided to go up. I told my friend to just press the first button, but since he was going 4crazy as well he deemed it appropriate to hit floor 8...in a fucking elevator that hasn't been used in 5 years. Luckily it didn't move, we got out, and the elevator opened again. We thought it was haunted and ran the fuck out through the broken window we entered through. At this point I am feeling incredibly good, teetering on the edge of being blacked out. My other 2 friends who drove up with me thought it would be a good idea to give the already-drunk guy some of their Loko that they couldn't finish (pussies). I drank about a quarter of each and waited in line to enter the club. I don't remember entering the club even though I waited in line for only about 15 minutes(all it apparently took to dive head first into blackout city.) Almost fighting a huge black dude, calling every girl in the club a bitch (not good if you want them to dance with you)pissing on a wall, convincing a group of people that I was from Australia, and flipping off whoever was on the main stage...I woke up in my friends house waiting to hear them report my night to me like they were journalists for "The Blackout Times". Fuck my life.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2171 [Nickname] NeverAgain [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: At around 9pm group of friends and I shared about several 4lokos and started watching 28 days later and drinking jager bombs. At some point somebody (I) decided it would be a good idea to have an underwear only party and a making out contest. I proceeded to make out with 4 girls, while my boyfriend acted as a sports announcer for the event, speaking in a British/Aussie accent. The naked make out party turned into a dance party up until 3am, at which point we couldn't dance anymore and had to figure our how to put our clothes back on and try to make it home.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2170 [Nickname] HoggzyPoggz [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank almost three 4lokos, as well as some addtional stuff at a party. stole this passed out girl's car and went to ghost ride the whip with 2 friends of mine. We went to a nearby neighborhood that was just being developed, So the majority of them were unoccupied. While we were outside the moving vehicle, The car started going towards this house too fast. I had tried to get back in to stop it,but due to the fact that I was more fucked up than a dumpster slut on slutsgiving, It proved to be quite challenging. By the time I jumped in, it was too late. The car and I smashed into the A/C unit on the side of the house which caused a fire. The impact had also fucked up my nose, and i had blood all over the front of my shirt and face. So now the car is fucked up and this house is on fire. We basicallly GOT THE FUCK OUT of there and ended up just walking home in disbelief. Myself Covered in blood. Thank gawd this girl wasnt from around where we lived, so she didnt know that many people, But i dont believe that she tried to talk to anyone from that house ever again after that night about her car or for any reason. Apparently she got up and passed out next to the toilet after puking, and people ended up pissing on her. What did we learn from this? On the walk back home we decided that the easiest type of asain chicks are the 3rd generation american ones because they know whats up. Not the ones from straight off the boat. No one was in that house which had a good amount of it charred. Wu Tang 4 Life!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2169 [Nickname] biggestfuckup [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After pounding some natties me and two friends decided to funnell some lokos and head into the Uconn/USF football game... after buying six beers for myself I lost my friends and then got a call that the three of them were in jail.. soon after I was in the hospital.. out of class for a whole week.. why did they ban these again?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2168 [Nickname] Fear and Loathing [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went to a costume party dressed as Johnny Depp from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Drank 2 Lokos. Don't remember exactly how, but my girlfriend and I ended up hooking up on the roof of a completely different house. And I was still in costume

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2167 [Nickname] Tini [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was the weekend of my birthday and I went to visit some friends in Philadelphia at their apartment, at this time the Loko craze was just taking off. My buddies and I decide it would be a fourloko night. I get two lokos to my self. I drink the first, feeling fine. Second one goes down and some friends of friends come by with Yuengling. In my drunken state I ask these guys for a beer. They say sure. One Yuengling down. I ask again right after. Two Yuengling down. At this point I decide... I need another fourloko. My buddies tell me that if I can walk to the corner market and get one then it's all mine. On a sidenote, let it be known that I had been smoking pretty heavy amounts of marijuana on this night. Even so, I proceed to walk to the market. My last memory was of myself ordering my third and last fourloko of the night, "Can I get a fuckin' fruit punch fourloko?!" From here on out the story is told from what my friends told me I had done. While walking back to my friends place, I decide that it would be a great idea to crack my fourloko in front of the Police Station and chug a bit. Stupidity aside, I make it back to the apartment without being arrested. Next I sit on the back porch with my friends where I apparently spit on my friends who then pushes me and i grab onto him for stability. I fall on my ass then attempt to get up with a nice "1...2...3... UP!" I get to my knees and just face plant the concrete outside scratching my glasses and face up. Have in mind this is only half way through my loko. I eventually stagger to my feet and lean against the fence where I proclaim to the crowd, "Who wants to see me chug this?!" To my surprise, no one wanted to see such a sad sight. That didn't stop me. I chug the rest and decide that it's time to throw up through the fence. After passing out after puking my friend decides that I've had enough and carries my dead weight to his bed where he lets me crash for the night. I wake up unaware of how the fuck I got in my friends bed. The next three days I thought my heart was going to explode. I wonder why?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2166 [Nickname] luiss:D [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: this one time i drank twoo lowwks because the lakers one the championship so like i was in celebration mode. i had one and i was drunk so i spined around till i got dizzy hoped on a swingset swang for a bit .opend the second one then drank it. then i threww up .so i took a dip in th3 homies pool. fell asleep and woke up in blue jeans one sock a nepoleon dynimite tee on a floatie bed. in the pool

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2165 [Nickname] Zach the spook [Loko] 58 [Not Loko] 30 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One day at the east coast surfing championship I drank 3 forelokos then smoked dmt under a bridge. Blacked out and pulled my dick out from my board shorts and screamed "Im fucked up!!" with my hands flailing in the air with families looking all around then fell straight on my face. I got like 326723 other stories like the time i got my DWI goin loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2164 [Nickname] Chase Matt [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friend Matt and I have the same birthday one year apart which happened to be on a Tuesday before our Calculus midterm the next day at 1 o'clock. We studied all week for the test. All week we planned on having out birthday celebration the Wednesday after the test. As we were doing our studying during that day we felt like we knew all our shit. So then our plan was to get lok'd that night to celebrate the night of our actual birthday too. Right after we planned it, I found out that I had to go to a meeting at 10 that night. I went to my meeting and ended at 10:30. I then went over to Matt's house thinking that we were not going to drink, but he thought otherwise and handed me my first loko. After drinking that loko like water I proceeded to take bong loads and birthday shots of patron. After that I cracked my 2nd loko. Cross-faded out of my mind. I started playing hockey (the drinking game) with my loko and when my can got hit, I had to chug. This last chug put me on the floor. Shivering on the ground face first with my face literally in the bowl, I thought I was going to die. I moved from the living room, to the bathroom and then to the bathtub where I ended up passing out. The next morning, I woke up at about 10:30 still shit-faced. I got driven home and in the car ride I had to puke. I held it till I got to my dorm where I yacked in the parking lot before I stumbled into my room. For the next 2 hours I layed on my floor trying to eat, drink and get better for my test at 1 o clock. Then when 12:30 came around, still hammered, I walked to class to take my test. We went to the test still drunk/hungover and took the test. After my test I went back to my dorm room at 3 and yacked the yellow shit in my shower and then passed out for the rest of the day. A week later, we got our tests back to see a 100% on my paper and a 102% on his. We got the two highest grades in the class.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2163 [Nickname] Karaloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a four loko and a 40 of natty ice then went to a karaoke bar and drank shit loads of jim beam and cokes sang my song and proceeded to not leave the stage and sing everyone elses songs. Then I brought everyone from the club back to my apartment for an after party then kicked them out after twenty minutes forgetting it was me who brought them all back. then spent an hour apologising to them all and my black out starts from there and ends waking up in a garden beside a guy i liked with the water sprinklers going off. i woke up the next day for work at 9 drunk off my ass and sobered up probably at 2 pm really sad i didnt get to make out with the guy i liked thinking id just passed out, until at 5pm my room mate texted me to tell me i made out with the guy for about 20 minutes infront of everyone. 4 loko success.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2162 [Nickname] Polloloco [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: GOT DRUNK WITH SOME CHOLAS AT A MOTEL AND WE DRANK 2 MANY LOKOS. I GOT DRUNK BUT I PASSED OUT. I WOKE UP NAKED WITH N0 WALLET/CAR KEYS/CLOTHES... I GOT ROBBED...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2161 [Nickname] Nels [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Started drinking 4 loko during the day while playin Beach volleyball. 2 down never made one serve. after 4 my friend dared me and said he'd by me a 5th if I shotgunned it. Did so and immediately blacked out. That night i apparently went to SAE and tried to fight EVERYBODY. Finally left when I was told there was weed outside which I immediately ran to (non existant). Woke up at 1 the next day as if I just came out of a 15 year coma. At least the video of my shotgun has made me the #1 Alex Nelson on youtube

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2160 [Nickname] The Tickler [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was the night rumored to be the last night of four lokos being on the shelves of stores (which is not yet true). In order to celebrate i decided to only drink four lokos after 2 four lokos the bar became pretty fuzzy continued to drink while walking home with a lady friend through campus i attempt to flip over a table find out its bolted on the ground...now this upset me so i proceeded to grab the nearest wooden chair and smashed it to pieces on the table, tried to tip over a smart car failed punched and kicked it, jumped a fence to a construction site for a new building climbed up one story stole two giant gatorade buckets, run, catch back up with the girl who is now furious with me got back to my place start throwing up bright green projectile vomit in the bathroom goto pass out in my room and the girl is with another girl in my bed i dive into bed with these girls and proceed to wrestle with them pretty much just looking for handfuls of lady parts....continue to puke some more call up a different girl and sleep with her a few hours later i call her the wrong name not once but twice then ask where the hell i am.... quattro fucking crazy

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2159 [Nickname] Crooked [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My ex ex girlfriend called me up one day and asked what I was doing and if I wanted to drink. Of course I said sure. She comes by about an hour later with a friend and 6 cans of Four Loko. We all drink two each and then take a walk to the beach. Her and her friend are making out on while we're sitting on the beach. We go back to my place and her and her friend start making out, pulling clothes off in the process. I think "fuck it" and jump in. That was my first threesome ever and they didn't leave until about 7 am. Good times.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2158 [Nickname] ECUgirl:) [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: after drinking a couple four lokos and many many shots of rum i proceeded to run into the ALE and get a drinking ticket only then to bawl my eyes out to the police officer and beg him not to give me a ticket. after he did i balled it up and threw it into the bushes because the officer put that i had red hair and i was 5 foot tall, when i obviously have brown hair and am at least 5'5. then i proceeded into the apartment building where i punched a hole in the wall and then my friend stuck his whole arm through it to make it even bigger. i love east carolina.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2157 [Nickname] LOCO COCO [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: the other night my friends and i decided to drink a 36 pack of budweiser for old times sake. the 6 of us, believing we weren't drunk enough decided to go grab some four lokos. thats all i remeber but i did wake up the next afternoon looking like Two Face. apparently i fell of two flights of bleachers head first into a concrete floor. now i could definitly audition for a role in the next Batman.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2156 [Nickname] LoKoSLORE [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last weekend drank a fruit punch 4 Loko. Ended up pole dancing and made a lil extra cash for my skills. I am a slore.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2155 [Nickname] Masr MLBk [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So after a night of drinkin jack Daniel and beer I went home at four am and drank a 4 lokos I got so fuxked upa I went tagging and writtin all over van buren I also ended up getting bitten by a dog. got arrested and then token to the hospital woke up the next day sayin four lokos fucked up my life in one night.......

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2154 [Nickname] Princess S [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was my birthday so some friends captured me and took me out for a night out. Well they got us some four lokos and it was my 1st time. I only remember parts of that night and some of the parts I do remember are half yelling at them that I had to pee, people being shocked that I was drunk, and them having to help me walk wherever I was going. Then I had to hear about that night from all the people that saw me. O yeah, my best birthday present? No hangover.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2153 [Nickname] DeSalesU [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night, I drank 4 Four Lokos. I had a great time, but when I woke up, I realized I had vomited in my sleep on the new TV in my room. The TV is eight feet away.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2152 [Nickname] Natty ice [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: im a 20 yo girl and one night over the summer i decided to have my bf buy me 2 four lokos and a panther joose simply based on the cool can art. 2 lokos severl beers and many games of quarters later i couldnt even stand my bf had to pull the car up into our freinds yard where i was throwing up to get me to take me home. upon ariving home i opened the car door falling to the ground i remained there for about two hours going in and out of sleep. when finally i dragged myslef to bed. for the next 5 days i was very very sick achey all over and sick to my stomach non stopped along with extreme light sensitivity i will never drink loko again

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2151 [Nickname] Filthyloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I drank half a bottle of wine, a few beers and 2 four lokos on my way to a Gov't Mule concert in Myrtle Beach a few months ago. Ended up somehow getting backstage and doing bong rips with the band before and after the show. Next thing I know im waking up naked in bed next to a woman a good 30 years older than me with her granddaughter jumping on the bed and my buddy passed out on the floor. Thanks four loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2150 [Nickname] R [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: While my roommate and I were enjoying a game of beerpong with two wild girls it was suggested that we play with four loko instead of beer.Not long after,one girl puked than the other girl started puking because the first girl puked. Then one of them punched me in the balls when I tried to help.Then the second girl that started puking ran outside and played in the snow barefoot and locked my roommate on the deck. I then woke up wet and covered in mini wheaties with puke and dollar bills all over the place.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2149 [Nickname] Vol [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went on vacation to Tybee Island w/my family. Drank 2 lokos and hit some bars w/ my cousin. Hours later discovered by the cops getting raped in a hotel parking lot. Screamed at the cops and I went to jail. Showed the cops the UT tatoo on my ass.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2148 [Nickname] usuck+rockfours [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 2 red fours and blcks out i ended up smoking my whole oz and losing a bill i still had fun bitches

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2147 [Nickname] FritzVonSmokenPuff [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank some four lokos. Stuck it in the wrong hole.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2146 [Nickname] fourlokokid [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: had 2 loko's in 20 min. Went out to my car and yacked all ovver it like a dumb fuck head and then proceeded to drive while puking.. best cruise eva! Drove by a fuckin cop lololol!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2145 [Nickname] kvan [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank two four lokos, drove home sober and went to bed. Or so I thought. Later found out my friends begged me not to drive but I pushed them away, ran to my car and took off. Then yelled at my wife that my sisters friends got their crabs all over my guitars(after they had a lingerie photo shoot), mac n cheese, did the dishes, ran the disposal for thirty minutes

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2144 [Nickname] d [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one time i chugged my entire four loko during fuck you.. i weigh 90 pounds. later that night i had to pee but decided outside was better then a bathroom while i was peeing i smashed my face in a curb. when i woke up the next day my face was busted up i had no idea what had happened to me until my friends told me

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2143 [Nickname] Elimanz [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank a 4 loko mixed it with vodka... about an hour later woke up on the staircase of my friends project building... apparently i was asking a random chick to give me a hand job.. then she takes my cell phone and txt my cousin who was @ a party in the building telling him she found me passed out on the stairs. we took a cab home and i cursed out the cab driver because he told me to have a good night... woke up the next day with the biggest hangover in my life... fuck 4 loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2142 [Nickname] Herp [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 FOUR lokos, then convinced my friends i wanted to try jenkems that night. I proceeded to shit and piss all over the floor, and roll around in it because I thought the closer I was to the butthash, the more fucked up i would get. I woke up covered in shit and piss with the taste of raw sewage in my mouth. Gotta love the LOKO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2141 [Nickname] dam [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: at my house on 33rd street i drank 2 4lokos with 3 beers and a nice rum and coke then on the subway to meet my friends at the party, i woke up deep in brooklin with no shurt one shoe and a homless man telling me that if i dident give him his cart back he would call the police....god dam u forloco

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2140 [Nickname] snookie [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I went riches on one four loko. I almost fell off the tv of riches which is hanging off the ceiling. We made friends with a guy driving a truck to later realize he was our toe truck driver. Im still loko for the four loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2139 [Nickname] broken tree [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So, i just started school i was bored and my friend texted me saying "Hey wanna buy some lokos? there almost illegal" (this was like december 1st) i've heard about it so i went to buy them so i got 4 2 for my friends 2 for me, so i chugged those down like water and we began walking around the park stumbling , falling on each other. First we pissed n the middle of a baseball field mid-game, and stumbled away laughing our asses off. So were walking, and my friend stops and says "Guys i think i can walk through a gate.." so he continually smashes his head into a gate i was behind 2 weak trees that had just been planted so i grab both walk back and i tried to do a ninja kick foward but the left tree snapped bringing me down so me and my friends stumble on we went to a pizzaria and began rolling around it was about 8 o'clock while i was still hammered my friends began to sober up so tired and aching they bring me i roll around piss drunk until 12 in the morning.

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