Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1828 [Nickname] Joko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was attending a convention in Ohio, when I discovered the wondrous effects of a magical drink called Four Loko. I was offered one by a nice man that was only allowed to drink one amongst his bag of four 23 oz. cans. I grabbed a Watermelon flavored concoction, and ingested the sweet nectar of fruity goodness. I decided I wanted to share my experience with two of my favorite male companions, so I immediately got on my phone encouraging them to join me in losing my Four Loko virginity. I had finished my first can when they made it to the hotel, and luckily they came bearing a bag of more cans of the delicious beverage. They offered me an Orange flavored Four Loko, as we walked around the convention delightfully fueled by the caffeine and 12% alcohol. I attempted to introduce my friends to the various B-List celebrities at the convention, and even hook one of their unruly friends with a cute horror gal in the convention halls. Eventually the effects of the drink started to take a toll when I was leading my male friends into the men?s restroom for some private interaction. There was joke playing when a good guy friend pissed on some flyers chucked in urinals, and a few shared kisses followed fueled by Loko. Afterwards, we hung out in the corridor where we took some pictures, and had a hickie giving contest on both sides of my neck. We then ventured into the men?s restroom once more, where I tried to get in a certain friend of interest?s pants besides all the profuse making out that was going on between us, but was unsuccessful as a male patron entered the bathroom cockblocking us. The surprise was so sudden that my partner pulled pants up and ran out still wearing condom. Needless to say, Four Loko made this traditional convention one of the most memorable times of my life!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1827 [Nickname] nikkkiii [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i only had one and a half of these things and i don't remember leaving the trail i was on with my friends but all i know is that i woke up in some guys house like an hour away from where i was. yeah not a good idea these things. FUCK YOU FOUR LOKO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1826 [Nickname] neeewyork [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: A buddy and I get stuck in nyc for a week. One of the nights we are up there we get a bunch of lokos. Next thing I remember is waking up in somebodys apartment on their couch. Apparently I was doing shots of loko out of a fucking ladle, blacked out someone tried to feed me I caked the bed and everything in the bathroom with the plate they gave me. Went on a skate sesh at 7am fell on my head on the brooklyn bridge, then had woken up in that random apartment at 8pm. I drink a lot, that was the wackest blackout ever.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1825 [Nickname] beastmode [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 lokos and went to the club, told a birthday girl she was a gernade she by fake throwin a gernade at her and doing the blow up motion with my hands. She punched me n the face and apparently i laughed n her face and said "o gernades" woke up the next day with my face hurting and my bro had to tell me wht happened haha

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1824 [Nickname] Tank-ed Man [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After 4 pitchers of beer between my friends and I, we decided to grab three fourloko's each at the nearest liquor store, so we chugged a few and went out on the town to Hollywood. Found out this morning through a friend that we ended up getting in with a group of a bachelorette's party for free, told a 2ft. 9 dwarf his mom had hepatitus, got a girls number only to not recognize her 5 minutes later and introduce myself again, which pissed her off but not as much as me telling her "fuck you" and giving her the double bird, went to another club I don't remember that we were kicked out at, then woke up at 4am on my friends floor. As for my friend, he woke up in the street around 2am surrounded by cops.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1823 [Nickname] THEBIGMAN [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and a couple of friends bought some four lokos and had a little party. i woke up the next morning to puking, broken shit everywhere, back door wide open and my garage torn apart from me and my friends going crazy. all i have to say is, it was all worth it!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1822 [Nickname] big 3rd leg [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: well we decided to shot gun for lokos, i woke up in the woods with a dog with just my shoes on.. latter found out i had i was in another State

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1821 [Nickname] joko loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I decided to play edward loko hands at a frat party last weekend. Once I finished I remember being at the frat, then waking up in my bed the next day with no recollection of getting there. I also had 6 Big Macs in my bed with me that I don't remember buying.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1820 [Nickname] KWall [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After chugging a watermelon 4loko, I realized that I didn't have my ID to get into this party. The party was outdoors and I got a tip that there was a hole in the fence in the back. So, I went around back, ripped a loose 2x4 out of the fence (I'm a girl), and proceeded to enter the party where I was quickly removed by a bouncer, who ordered the other bouncers not to let me back in. Luckily, I got a ride back to my dorms, where I proceeded to completely change my outfit, draw moles on my face with eyeliner, and defaced my passport by drawing the moles it too. Me and my friends went back to the party, and I got in. After a good hour of dancing, the bouncer that kicked me out came up to me and complimented my outfit change and gave me a high-five. The end.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1819 [Nickname] j mackinhos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one night i was invited to this banger nd had like 4 or 5 for lokos cant remember anything that i did that night i eventually woke up asked my friend what happened nd he tole me that i have a 3some with 2 other girls gotten into a fight with a huge black guy nd threw up all over my girlfriends jacket which she wore home. that was one hell of i night i wish i remembered

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1818 [Nickname] toan loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one time i drank four loko, yeah that's right FOUR of them-and since i'm not a pussy I handled it well and had a great night and never blacked out. the end.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1817 [Nickname] Murf [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One time I was listening to Vampire Weekend at Gunthers and I funneled 2 Four Lokos then I went and played golf with my dad and it was so shot. I dreamt I was at a Bruce Springsteen concert but he was playing reggae. It was so shot. When I woke up I went to Lindell Deli. It was so shot.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1816 [Nickname] Whatever [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: How fabulous it is to glorify drunk behavior which leads to death, abuse, and mayhem. What a great recollection of losers and lowlifes. Kudos to the creators of Four Loko. Not.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1815 [Nickname] BABB [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I left the club at midnight to walk home and I woke up in my bed with all my clothes on so I thought everything was cool. Later I found out that I passed out on the street right next to my lacrosse coach's office and he found y phone the next day. And all my friend's were looking for me till 4 in the morning. Thanks guys! I owe you some how lol

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1814 [Nickname] bobby [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank two four lokos to start the night off. ended up taking the fire extinguisher off the wall and spraying it all over my floor, and then i proceeded to beat my friends door down with it. yikes

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1813 [Nickname] crazy one [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i never heard of loko, well four fridays ago i was taking a 1 1/2 hr drive up north in ohio, when my best friends girlfriend gave me one to drink on the way. I thought wtf and downed it pretty fast. I didnt feel a thing but was in a good mood we stopped got 6 more to drink and got to our destination. This is where things get fuzzy, i dont remember this but they painted me up like the devil an all red face,guess they thought it was funny. somewhere there was anold girlfriend of mine and she yank down my pants!!!!!!!. i dont remember any of this, but i was smiling in the pictures!!! next thing i remember is 6 hrs later waking up in a strang house with my 3 friends waking up with no pants on and them laughing at me. They dont remember everything but thanks to all the pics they took i can laugh at it...this was like that scene in the movie the hangover where u look at all the pics to find out all the shit u cant remember!!! There were some pics of them naked too so i wasnt alone lol...oh what a night i wish i could of been sober to enjoy it lmao!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1812 [Nickname] Vacation Nation [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Visited the Food and Wine festival at Epcot this September with some of my friends from college. We decided the 'sample' size drinks were not doing it for us and left the park to find at 7-11. We all got a four loko and killed them in the parking lot. The other drinks we had didn't kick in with the four loko until it was time for us to stand outside the car. That is about the last thing I remember. Apparently I insisted on climbing out of my spaceship earth car into the one in front of mine...the people in front of me were not with my group though and I guess didn't speak English. They just watched me try to go feet first into their moving vehicle. I was kindly escorted out of Epcot when the ride stopped and woke up the next morning with instructions on how to get my car back from their parking lot and how I am not exactly welcome on Disney property for the next 12 months. Oh well...it was cheaper than drinking around the world

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1811 [Nickname] LoKoKiNg [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: here is my story... all of the stories below me were written by complete dumbasses you cant drink to save their dan lives. yall are all light weights and need to stop drinking period! so stfu and stop posting these retarted fucking stories thanks

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1810 [Nickname] StupidWild [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So after getting 6 lokos me and my best friend decided to try and drink them really fast! So after two each we took her moms car and went driving around like idiots both having no licence. I guess some how we went out of town and while driving down the road my friend said she had to pee, so she opened the door and started to piss out the car while driving! Later that night we went to go pick up my sober friend so go hang out at his friends house. After drving around with the windows down blairing solja boy all night and we showed up at the house. I turned the car off while my best friend decided to drink more, She ended up leaving me an hour and a half away from home with a dead cell phone drunk in the hood. No lie! Later to find out she totaled the car was taken home by the cops. So much for a safe night of drinking.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1809 [Nickname] Brononymous [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: We had a bunch of loko at our Halloween party, and at about 4AM, when all the non-lokers had passed out, me and a buddy decided it would be a good idea to throw all the furniture off the balcony. We were able to recover everything except a chair that got stuck in a tree. AND THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD LEGALIZE LOKO YO http://www.legalizeloko.com

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1808 [Nickname] Newly Lesbian???? [Loko] 248 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had two four lokos... apparently took some molly at a Deadmau5 and proceeded to blacked out. Woke up in some girls bed an hour away from my house. My boyfriend said I broke up with him for her after we had a threesome.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1807 [Nickname] NG [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night, I had a Four Loko. While I was being drunk and hyper as you usually get, I took a deep introspective look at my life and realized that the girl I love -- the girl I've loved for two years -- will never love me back, and all the time I've invested in her was a waste. The sad part is, most of the time was spent trying to get her to see how beautiful she actually is to me, but she never realized that her problems and troubles in life were her own lack of self-respect, and no matter how much I was there for her when she needed me, and no matter how much I reminded her that she was special and genuinely meant something to others, she refused to believe me. So I decided, enough is enough, I realize that she is still truly a gem but she needs to get over her own problems and I can't waste my life coming to her rescue. But I realized that she will still mean everything to me and the decisions I make in the future, which made letting her go that much harder. Four Loko helped me through that. Thank you, Four Loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1806 [Nickname] damn [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i dont drink alot so when i had my first loko i didnt have a tolerance. Anyway i procedded to piss everwere fall down a hill and cut up my hands, get with one girl on a tree stump, and have oral sex with some random girl in my friends laundry room. I also was said to have whipped out my dick randomly in the middle of the party LOKO'ed

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1805 [Nickname] the things we do.... [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was on the bust finishing up my 2nd loko and remembered that i had always wanted to be a bus driver. I walk up to the driver, remove his hat, sit on his lap, and ask him "can i honk the horn" with the biggest smile ive ever seen. He let me do it cause we were at the last stop, and me and my friends were the only ones on it. Only thing was, he then thought i wanted to fuck, cause earlier i was sitting in the back opening my legs saying "you cant get it" from borat.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1804 [Nickname] Steve Mitchell [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friend throws a byob party, so me and my drunk friend kevan decide to get four lokos for the party to start off. but see thats where it also ended i drank two and a few sips he drank two we both ended up getting so trashed he was walking into everything slurring his words it was bad, i passed out on a couch in the back yard, go the couch flipped with me still passed out on it, got covered in mud and shit. got up had beer thrown at me cuz i couldnt see straight or talk badddd shit, but i just wanna say joose is where its at now , same brutal taste just less throwing up in the morning

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1802 [Nickname] MyInsidesHurt [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had some Four Loko Uva and Four Loko Blue Raspberry before heading out for Halloween partying. Started out with tame pregaming, watching Predator and imitating Arnold Schwarzeneggar saying "DO IT!!! DO IT NOW!!!" over and over again...this became a recurrent theme later that night. Four Loko kicked in on car ride to party (we had a "DD", c'mon now let's be responsible...saying this after drinking Four Loko) as me and fellow Loko-ers took turns wearing a plastic bird mask, sticking our heads out the window, and cawing at old people in neighboring cars. Got to party and tried to spar with a dude dressed up as a 1920's boxer then tried to do a kegstand with a $200 glass sangria dispenser...blackout #1...went back home to drink more Four Loko. Went to second Halloween party that was a 15 minute walk away, made it there in 8 minutes by Four-Loko-speedwalking. Proceeded to hit on hot zombie girl, went back for three beer refills and came back each time to talk to who I later found out were three different zombie girls that I thought was the same girl. Somehow managed to continue the same conversation with all three women...blackout #2...was lying on front lawn taking a quick nap...blackout #3...back talking to hot zombie girl and tried to pick at the fake scab on her face thinking she said she used canned prunes...blackout #16?...somehow made it back home around 4am, lying on my stomach on the kitchen floor eating dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets...not all of them were fully cooked...blackout #42?...woke up around 5am still wearing my jacket but no shirt, just boxers, and one shoe with my guitar still strapped around my neck...blackout #85?...woke up drunk and went to church.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1801 [Nickname] Lokos make me horny. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So it was a few weeks ago and my two friends and I decided to buy lokos for ourselves. We bought 2 lokos each and went back to our house. We all started to kill down the first loko besides Kevin. He didn't like it! So Katelyn and I (Brittany) Each got threee. We then started taking shots of yeggger. Then drinking some coronas smoking bowls and kicking back. That entire night we felt completely fucked up! Higher than a kight & drunk as fuuuuck. I blacked out the ENTIRE night after downing the 2nd loko. Apparently, I was wandering around the house hugging everyone and telling them I loved them & me and katelyns brother ended up hoookinh up. I woke up naked under the blankets snuggled in Tyler's arms. We then had sex again and I woke up and had some explaining to do:/

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1800 [Nickname] Daytonaboy [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So last night my friends and I decided to pre-game with some four loko before we went to the club. When we got there we got over 21 stamps and into the VIP room. After copious amounts of shots and beer the night began to pop. this girls tits kept falling out on the dance floor, I stole a guys drink, my Saudi Arabian friend got into a shove match, we sung shot by lmfao in the taxi,my other friend stole a guys hat and sunglasses after he lost his phone and we gave the cab driver cigarettes and a four loko as payment for the ride. My friend then got sick after downing another loko and puked in the sink..clogging itleaving it half full and then in the toilet while his friend was having sex in the bed next to him. for ever loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1799 [Nickname] FRob [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a 4 Loko and a healthy pile of Natty Boh cans. Returned relatively early and savagely, savagely trashed my room: broke a metal lamp in two, ripped all of the notes out of my biochemistry binder, etc. Apparently gained a 'Ferret Frenzy 2010' calendar (wtf?) and 1/2 a box of promotional pens from BIG BOYZ BAIL BONDS. Woke up none the wiser. Got tattooed at 4pm the next day and the artist asked me if I'd been drinking, because the blood was coming out "nice and thin." 4 Loko I surrender.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1798 [Nickname] MAFRANDS [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I have tons of friends in college, but this one girl feels the need to go out on..monday funday, tipsy tuesday..weed wends..thirsty thursday..fucking friday, you get the point..well she went out on thirsty thursday and thought nothing wrong with using four loko's as a "chaser" ..ha, til she came back to the dorm, passed out in the shower, and was talking all night in third person. She also NEVER showed up to her three classes the next time. Man, I love college.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1797 [Nickname] DoigenesFiler [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Aiight so, I was late to work yesterday. I work in a kitchen where six cooks are on at a time. We were slow, and I didn't do so much prep bc it was already done before I got there. SO, me and a co-worker of mine figured we would go gt a few 4locos. We did. We then were taking a cigarette break, the general manager come outside pissed bc i didnt say i was sorry for being late, drinking on the job and taking too many cig breaks.....he then proceeds to tell me he wants me outta the kitchen and that he wants me to start serving (making waayyyy more muniez!!) moral of the story here.....DRINK FOURLOCO - SHOW UP LATE TO WORK - TAKE AS MANY CIG BREAKS AS POSSIBLE.....THEN YOU GET A RAISE. BOOM AND BOOM

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1796 [Nickname] AlaskanAssassin [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I head out of work at 7pm Last Friday with a case of 4loko fruit punch, some straight swagger threads and my new $160 Airmaxs?If i didnt pull tail i was gay or not alive, it ended up the latter: People start piling into Dahers room, I am 2 lokos deep. Daher says no but scoot and others are saying Yes?. The 3rd, 4th and 5th Lokos went down like water. the party gets broken up and im pissing straight black death in the bathroom. The roomates gather up the bes tof the underclassman and we head of campus about 3 MILES away(Key point Later) I have two different shoes on cuz i didnt want to ruin my new kicks(Dahers good looks saved me there) We are at the party, I crush what is left of the 6th Loko and get my skanky leg on with some flo rider chicks, straight hoodlums. ALL of a sudden boom hit in the nose, Nosebleed. The girls rush up stairs cut the line open the door and grab the toilet paper and start cleanin me up in the sink. I look over and there is a chick still sitting on the toilet with a face like I just killed her cat. LMAO I got a nostril full of TP and I decide it is bright to walk home?. Like I said it is 3.1 miles home and like 45 degrees out. MY drunkness takes full effect when i pull out the TP and blood starts gushing again?. I pull out a $20 dollar bill and shove it up there to clog it. I used my phone to cut through like a miles of woods to trim it?. Then I came to the side of Route 93. Ya I crossed 4 lanes of highway Mad LOKOS DEEP. Now i see why they banned them. I finally get to my car drunk dial and text my ass 22 miles home and like 1/2 a mile form my house I get pulled over for blowin? through a stop sign. So I have blood all over my hands, face shirt, and a $20 dollar bill up my nose talking to a cop at 2am on a Saturday morning. You try saying the alphabet from C to M wiht out saying LMNOP its fuckin impossible! a couple more sobriety tests he calls for an ambulance. The cop takes off when the Bus gets there cuz someone was Overdosing on great pond road, THANK GOD saved me a DUI. The paramedics asked me if I wante dot go to the Hospital if not I had to sign a waiver?. Print your name Sign here Date here I signed all three drunk as fuck, they gave me a second chance?. Then followed me home to the Heritage green complex where I reside. Work, dressed up in a tie by 8am. FML

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1795 [Nickname] RussP [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well after about 2 months of building my immune system to drink only four lokos, me and a friend went to this series of parties at this house. One night there we had drank about 3 of these things and as you know it hell breaks loose. We are really into hiphop and rap music, but for some odd reason someone decided to put in some screamo. Me and my boy started slamming in the living room by and all brick fire place. Everyone backed around and thought it was cool to watch. I then picked up the fire poker and was about to stick it threw my friends chest. After being stopped and about 30 minutes go by and me and the same friend decide to start slap boxing. I can see the anger build in him and he tries hitting me which I duck and put him in a head lock until he's picked up off of me by 3 people and tamed down....like I said this was one night out of a series.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1794 [Nickname] goinlokofordemlokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I started out with friends...after two lokos and a wild night I woke up with none.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1793 [Nickname] BlackoutBrigade [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Sittng on my neighbors porch one night with a few other people I pushed down 6, maybe 7 Four Loko, (I'm borderline alcoholic and drink more than any mere mortal before any says I'm a lying sack of shit.), anyways, I proceed to go through half a fifth of vodka, I'm drunk by then. So is everyone else on the porch, I guess all the testosterone of me and my friends started flowing pretty ferociously along with the estrogen of the women because what ensued next included an eight man battyle royal with a tree for the ringpost, trying my damndest to sleep with a woman 22 years older than me, throwing beer bottles at a cop car and running, punching my best friend in the ear and calling my now ex-girlfriend a "Miss Piggy Impersonator" and then asking if she wanted me to finger her butthole. She did not, she was not happy and she is not the slightest bit chubby. I woke up in a shirt three sizes too small and a beer next to me for breakfeast. Nothing loko about this story, it's a pretty regular occurence.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1792 [Nickname] miggs. [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had two four lokos. That with a little anger in me, I ran up to my bestfriend and fought her. I gave her a black eye. -________-

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1791 [Nickname] Ofc Friendly [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I only drink my four loko out of a cup. I have to when I`m driving my police car.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1790 [Nickname] willam howard. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i was talking in spanish after 3 of them,i took french in highschool&middle school.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1789 [Nickname] FourLoka [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night I was at my friends house and the only drink available was fourloko; It was my first time drinking fourloko therefore I didn't think it was going to fuck me up bad.Yeah well, I was proven wrong. I don't remember most of my night, I just remember drinking my first can, apparently I ended up drinking 3. I woke up the next morning with bruises all over my ass. Turns out I ended up running around the pool pretty much naked and tripping all over the place; In front of a bunch of people I did not know. I still get winks and random smiles/laughs in the most unexpected occasions.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1788 [Nickname] mary janee [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i would tell you a story . to bad i dont remember anything that happens with these fucking things .

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1787 [Nickname] Lokomotive. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had a sip of a four loko and felt like a giant pussy. Stick with 40's, America!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1786 [Nickname] 4 no-go [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i was drinking 4lokos with my friend at my house, i remember falling asleep, then i remember bits and pieces of her yelling at me not to pee on my bed.. apparently i got up and pulled my pants down and said i had to go to the bathroom then sat back down on my bed like it was a toilet.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1785 [Nickname] ImetAVampire [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: knocked back two four lokos, blacked out and theres a period of three hours where no one knows what happened to me. Upon waking up the next morning i had 8 dark purple hickeys, it's a week later and i can still see them

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1784 [Nickname] Loko Ono [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I decided to absolutely run a rage train. I drank 5 four lokos; the entire time I was told that people have died after 3. I loudly verbally abused anyone that had ever died from four lokos. I then apparently met and conversed with several people i have no recollection of and went to a party. Apparently i was hanging out with 3 total strangers and ran into my room mate. According to him within 30 min of the party I lost the ability to form sentences and started speaking in tongues. I woke up still hammered, but alive and slightly bloody. Scared money don't make no money.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1783 [Nickname] The Breaker [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friends and I were getting ready to go out and were pregaming. I had about four 4lokos with me, and I know I drank at least two of them. We made it as far as the parking lot. We basically turned around from there, but since it was my car, I insisted sitting in the front, and my other friend was deathly ill from her 4lokos. With the ride over and puke in my face, I took her to be cleaned up. The next notable moment is me trying to reach the balcony from the breezeway. Needless to say, I didn't reach it, fell three stories, landed on my feet in grass/mulch, slid onto my back. I ended up with a broken back and now have been in a brace for 10 weeks. I also lost two teeth.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1782 [Nickname] Mr Wrestling 2 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I realized that I only had $19 to fund my Sat PM so I decided to take the Loko challenge. I purchased I picked 6 cans from the local market and returned home. My plan was to enjoy the night safe in my backyard with my two dogs. Sun AM I awoke to the somewhat puzzling sight of a Mexican man unconscious next to my bird bath, a eight foot section of my fence smoldering on my gas grill, the rear of my neighbor`s home coated with fecal matter, my washing machine overturned, blue spray paint on my feet, and a prominent six inch gash on my chin. I wholeheartedly recommend your product.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1781 [Nickname] Kuku4Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: usually I drink the fruit punch one, but New York just banned Four Loko's... so, whatever the store has of Four Loko's - that's that! So, 7-11 only had Grape... these drinks has tons of coffee, usually I'm wired and blasted outta my mind. Instead, the Grape... I got niggaitis and stopped paying my bills on time, had 6 kids by 5 women, lost my job, got on welfare, made a rap mixtape, sold some bootleg dvds and Air Jordan's, and eat nothing but KFC with my GRAPE Four Loko's.... ALL IN ONE NIGHT.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1780 [Nickname] df [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i ate a puppy, just kidding, i didnt really do anything all that crazy........

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1779 [Nickname] IWasFuckedUpBrah [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The other night i was going to a party me and my crew decided to pre-game with a couple 4lokos. No big deal. We drove to the party and after that i can't remember anything. All i remember is me, fucking a gatorade party and then proceeding to drink my own cum...I woke up in my bed next to some random girl. I love 4lokos.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1778 [Nickname] Bunny [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night I tried Four Lokos for the first time...only had two.....and puked all over myself inside a cab.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1777 [Nickname] beasting it [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was at a hookah bar I regularly visit and I sat across from a guy I had never met before, but for whatever reason he had it in his head that I was some sort of celebrity and needed Four Loko immediately, to which I obviously did not object. However, after consuming three of these and five shots of Jack Daniels in the span of a little more than 60 minutes, I was shit tossed. For some reason I decide to drive, and half way home on the highway I realize that I cannot see ANYTHING. I proceed to pull over on the median of the highway, drunkenly stumble out of my car, and vomit over the guard rail. I then get back in my car, drive another 20 yards or so, and come to the same realization again that I cannot see anything. I then pull over into the median again, turn on my caution lights with the last bit of soberness in me, and vomit over the guardrail again. After this point the story was told to me by my own mother, who I apparently called and asked her to pick me up from the middle of I675. She shows up, and not more than 30 seconds later a squad of four sherrifs arrives behind her, she then proceeds to negotiate with them to keep me out of jail while I am still puking all over the guard rail and yelling obscenities. I'm then rushed across the highway to my mother's car, abandoning mine, and driven home. On the way, I decide it would be smart to vomit all over the side of my mother's Saab. She doesn't enjoy this. We pull over half-way home and I get out to blow chunks for the umpteenth time and two more police cars show up behind us, but pull away after about 20 minutes of me hurling. We then get home, I collapse with my head in the toilet and wake up somehow in my bed wearing backwards pajama pants. Needless to say, it was a relatively Loko night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1776 [Nickname] AJ Pitts [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Boring night, decided to have a can of loko. Proceed onto having a tall can of bud, then I decide it's time to hit the bars. Have some beer here, some wine there, and a 40 of schlitz. Somewhere between bars I started blacking out and began my drive home...less than a mile from my house I somehow get a flat and this cop is watching me try to change it from across the parking lot. I'm throwing out random shit stuffed in my trunk...a/c's, jacks, you name it. I proceed to attempt to jack up the side OPPOSITE the flat whilst the cop makes his approach towards me. The cop sees the open 40 in my car and all he does is make me call someone for a ride (and just had to be my ex girlfriend I have only seen drunk lately). After all that, he didn't even offer to help change the flat! ...but thank you police for letting me off from a potential DUI for the 2nd time.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1775 [Nickname] Slick Willy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a 4 lokos while playing poker on my roof. My gf comes by, later, drunk. I convinced her to put on her little nurses outfit for the boys. She changed, came back to the roof, but left the keys behind. I called a locksmith, but he couldn't understand my drunken directions. I called the cops (!) to break into my apartment. They weren't amused. 4 am, no other choices, I tried to check into a hotel. They took one look at me and said the entire hotel was booked. Next thing I know I wake up with my gf in an hourly hotel with LOTS of stains. We walk back to my place, with my gf still wearing nothing but the nurses uniform. Locksmith opened my door in 5 seconds. Never found the keys and my gf left her Channel $5000 necklace in the hourly hotel. Love 4 lokos!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1774 [Nickname] vampire bill [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Typical Friday....I had off that day so decided to do a modest night at home and kill off two four lokos...bout half way through my second one my friend calls me saying she wants to go downtown. HELL FUCKIN YEA! I shouted...We arrive at the first place. feeling pretty drunk so I of coarse ordered a xl long island. Thats where i blacked out...Ended up going to a gay strip bar where i was shouting "i can do better!!!, left there somehow managed to steal what i think is a fancy wine opener then did a somersault over a chain-linked fence landing on my head, cause i needed to pee real bad..saying goodnight in german to people who walked by. and finally trying to "glamor" the burger king employee into giving me a free whopper. yea i watched true blood before going out. THANKS FOUR LOKO! YOU MAKE DRUNK SHAME AWESOME!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1773 [Nickname] Ketabate [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my first month in college in corvallis oregon, i thought my tolerance to alcohol was rather impressive until i got my hands on a four loko. we went out to a house party when i pop open four loko number one, number two and three came soon thereafter. after number three i feel my phone vibrating in my pocket. i take it out and look at it..."work" fuck. it didnt occur to me that i was on call. i deliver pizzas and if you cant come in when youre on call youre fired. all that went through my head was how the hell am i gonna pay rent without a job? i answer and they say john we just got rocked were gonna need u in as soon as possible. i was absolutely shitfaced heading into work which entales a lot of driving...i wake up in the police station the next day and find out i puked on someones doorstep with their pizza in my hand. i got fired and a d.u.i but it made for a hell of a story...thanks four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1772 [Nickname] thatchick [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so it was my friends 21st and he decided to come to wvu for the weekend. thought i'd pick up a couple lokos and bring them over. i decided instead of the usual one loko i'd go for two tonight. not only did i drink two four lokos but i beer bonged them over a 45 minute time period. needless to say i dont remember anything after 9pm that night. let a sober kid i just met that night at the party drive my car/me home. apparently got little caesars with all the guys. and woke up at 5am with no recollection of that night with a garbage can full of puke next to my bed. i got up and went to the bathroom and the shower curtain and rod were in the bathtub. i went downstairs to see my friend who was staying on my couch that night and asked her what the hell happened. she said "do you really not remember anything?" clearly she has never had any loko experience. and clearly i drank way more than my friend on his own 21st birthday.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1771 [Nickname] BLUNTMAN. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my friends decided to go out of town to a big party, on the way into town we all down a four loko and smoke a blunt.. once we got to the party we realized how insane shit was going to get and we all downed another loko and started pounding cups from the keg. after a little while, were all split up by now and all pretty smashed. i go outside for a smoke and start on my third loko..then i get a call from my ride saying they already left the party and there gunna meet me..once im in the car i realize how hammered everyone is and that we shouldnt b driving.. of course the driver doesnt agree and we get in an Argument. resulting in the driver kicking everyone out and speeding off.. pretty pissed off we start walking around the city and do a whole bunch of graffiti.. after about 4 hours of bombing and talking to every random drunk person we come across we call someone to get a ride back to our hometown.. this takes about and hour and after a stop at mcdonalds we get home and pass the fuck out.. i woke up with a bad hangover and the douche bag who left us there woke up to a huge shit in his drivers seat and his back taillights samshed out... ;)cant wait to do it again next weekend! FOURLOKO FO LIFEE

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1770 [Nickname] Charlie Manson [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was bringing a case of tall, frosty Four Lokos to a party at Roman Polanski's house when I stopped off on the side of the road to drink one. I don't remember what the fuck happened after that!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1769 [Nickname] ??? [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 2 lokos and some beer....guess what...no black out so everyone who says they do must suck at drinking and is def not helping to keep it on the shelves.....learn how to drink before you down 4 lokos!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1768 [Nickname] Lili19<3 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: OMFG. So I was at a parking lot party at my college when I first had Four Loko. Some guys just asked me if I wanted to get a Four Loko since they were driving to the store. I had never tried that drink before and I really thought it would be like a Corona or something. The guys came back like 30 minutes later. Many people told me that Four Loko tasted nasty but I had to try it for myself. So I was just sitting with a few other people on a car just casually sipping the drink. At first I was like, "this isn't too bad." Around 3 in the morning I was hysterical. I could not stop laughing, I was leaning on some guy next to me, and every sentence I said had curse words. A few minutes later I got really nauseated. I got up from the car and walked to the nearest tree. As soon as I got to the tree I could not stop puking. I had to ask someone to walk me back to my dorm building. As soon as i got back to my room I ran to the toilet and pretty much laid there for hours. Two RAs had to come to my room to see if everything was fine. They even put me in bed and fed me cup noodles since I had no food in my system. It was a sad scene. At 8 in the morning i was still throwing up. I even called my boyfriend and cried about how sick I was. It was an experience I would never forget.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1767 [Nickname] Nicolette Bono [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i got so crunk on halloween one lemonade 4 lokos woooooo!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1766 [Nickname] imtooloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friends and I thought it would be a good idea to have a "loko" night. Outcome= me, straight girl, managed to get a girlfriend that night, and in the matter of 20 minutes of dating I cheated on her with a guy, cheated on her with my bestfriend, witnessed my "girlfriend" and bestfriend faceplant into the cement, walked around for an hour trying to find my car, dropped my phone in a toilet, lost my best friend in the city....woke up with a drawn hitler moustache that i apparently bar hopped with....i guess loko was the perfect way to describe last night

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1765 [Nickname] VR baby [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Decided to play flip cup with my Lokos which would have been fine if I didn't switch from cranberry lemonade to watermelon to blue raspberry. I ended up puking at the frat house I was at, laying on the couch snuggling my puke-filled bucket, getting a ride home and passing out in my roommates bed. Woke up the next day and didn't know how I got there, but I didn't have a hang over. I <3 LOKOS!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1764 [Nickname] PhillyCheeseSteak [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So one night I decided to buy two Lokos. After consuming them within two hours I was transported to another world; a world in which fun was plenty and smiles were in abundance. At first I was feeling rather exceptional. However, things started to go downhill pretty quickly. For instance, as I was macking on this chick, I began to give her a grammar lesson, and I explained to her that in order for a woman to be an acceptable bride for me she must have perfect grammar. To explain this better, I began by writing a story on a chalkboard for her. Needless to say, she was very turned on. At the end of the night, I autographed my Four Loko can and then presented it to her saying that she will remember this night for the rest of her life (as well as me). True Story, yo.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1763 [Nickname] Poondocks [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I ate 97 m&ms then drank 2 4locos. After having a few shots at a bar downtown, my friends and I apparently decided to somehow acquire a few prostitutes for the evening. I remember very little about what happened after that but I do remember not being able to find my car and searching for what seemed like hours. (still haven't found it and that was 2 nights ago). Anyways, my roommates said that we stumbled in around 6am with 3 "rough" looking girls. The next day my 2 dude friends and I woke up naked in the same bed together. I just really hope nothing gay happened...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1762 [Nickname] ThatGirl [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After having three drinks I ended up running through the bars, passed out on a bench outside, fell on the ground, and decided to take a nap there. Apparently I was woken up by cops who I then flipped off before being hauled away to the hospital...Never again!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1761 [Nickname] sammmii [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me & a few friends drank enough four loko to take a picture with a pyramid of them, while having power hour, pregaming to go out. Got to the bar, tried to find my friends in a freezer. End of my memory.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1760 [Nickname] AG69 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 16 4lokos... next thing i know i wake up handcuffed to a hospital bed with an IV drip dressed in a tutu because i broke into a kindergardeners house, stole her tutu, spray painted her bedroom, climbed out the window, peed on her dog, and then had a heart attack in their front yard.. needless to say im now on house arrest and have a fatal heart condition WISH ME LUCK!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1759 [Nickname] BigTonyDanStory [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Yo we're currently drinking four lokos right now and we're so fucked up that we fucked our grandma for money. She was in heat and we wanted some dough to go out to a party and get more four lokos, and she was like yo, bang me and I'll give you some head. And some cash for the lokos. SO... we said sure and drank another loko, and banged her out. She only has one eye (the other is glass) so we skull fucked her too). She cried when we were done, but she still gave us the cash. It was so cool that we fucked her again, even though she didnt pay us the second time. THanks for the cash grams!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1758 [Nickname] Kailz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: woke up at 5am with an irrational fear of the thing standing in the middle of the living room until i realized it was the traffic horse i stole and carried half way across campus that night then was startled again by the noises coming from underneath it.. until i realized that in a drunken stupor my best friend made a tent out of it by propping it up, placing a blanket over it and falling asleep underneath.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1757 [Nickname] steele [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I ended up in a tree, refusing to come down until they put the Bernie Mac Show back on the air. Upon waking up in the branches the next morning, I remembered that Bernie Mac is dead.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1756 [Nickname] boogiedownbx [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 2 lemondade lokos, wired til 6 am..wrote and recorded an emotional r&b song..then I had the most amazing dreams...why r they banning this shit again?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1755 [Nickname] a_killa_killa [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: What ever happened to an ice cold beer? Four Loko sucks!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1754 [Nickname] PardY [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank so many lokos i killed a man

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1753 [Nickname] kneecaps [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I remember downing two Four Lokos with my friend before hopping into a really nice Trans Am. We hung with guys I didn't know and after a few shots later, I don't know what happened. I woke up with a broken ankle, a nose ring, and cuddling the center console. Apparently my friend pierced my nose as a dare, I climbed the roof of a Catholic school, and broke my ankle on the way down. I was in the neighbor's car.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1752 [Nickname] puto culero [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 4loko and 2 coors 24oz and ended up trying to kill 3 people one a guy talking shit to me 2 my friend 3 my friends dad i ended up shanking guy number 1 hahaha

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1751 [Nickname] quatre crazy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 2 lokos and a half a water bottle of vodka, i took my clothes off in the woods, stole 2 blunts, got home and fell off my toilet naked, passed out and woke up with a goose egg and a black eye

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1750 [Nickname] peter shaw [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was at a party at my friends house when I had a a quarter of a handle and 3 lokos. I decide to go into my friends bathroom cause I had to shit. I walk in, couldn't find the lights or the toilet so I decide to just pull of my pants and take a shit on them. I shove them in a cabinet, the next day the parents came back and found my shorts with shit covered in them and the best part is it had my name on it, not akward at all going to his house the next day to pick them up from the parents

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1749 [Nickname] Se7en [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I heard of 4loko so i thought i would grab a few flavors to try them. First, i pre-gamed with a blue raspberry(gross). Then when i got to the party i split a fruit punch(yum) and a lemonade(yum) with another person. About a few games of flip cup later(with beer) i was gone. apparently i got so pissed for no reason so they tried to put me to bed. but 2 minutes later i ran down stairs and started screaming at everyone for talking behind my back. I then apparently ran out of the house, which they then tried to stop me. In the process of my girlfriend trying to bring me back in side and me trying to leave i ripped my phone in half. After that my girlfriend just let me go and i ended up walking/running a mile and a half through town completely wasted. I wake up the next morning in my own bed at my house with no shirt on and scratches all over my chest. with only bits and pieces that i remember from the night before. be smart kids. only drink one. Its a black out that doesn't let you sleep.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1748 [Nickname] Lokolokoloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I had 6 four loko's, yes six, when I decided to pre game for a friends birthday party. Lets just say we would've turned this into The hangover part fucking two. My friend & I thought it would be a good idea to jump into a random bus, we didn't know where we were going, we ended up making 37 dollars on that bus ride from who knows what, we got off the bus, started harassing old lady's, ended up finding a random cat that we stood with the whole night, Half of my hair was purple, my friend's face was painted on with purple marker, we were covered in silly string, Oh and not to mention I found Casino chips in my purse, and a completely different outfit on. Thank you four lokos <3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1747 [Nickname] Da Mufkn ppl champ [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 4 loko went to cookout threw a lighter at a car got ma knicca chased down almost ran over than kicked a cars side mirror off, threw lawn chairs in da pond thing, took the dog poop outta da trash and threw it in the pool, took pppls pumpkins and smashed them on da ground.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1746 [Nickname] yoooo [Loko] 103 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so i decided 2 have 3 four lokos the other night. we were pre-gaming to go to a party at my girlfriends house. But i never got to the party, on my way there my friend who was driving got pulled over for not having his headlights on(he was sober) the cop asked if i was drunk and i told him i fisted his grandmother with a hulk hand. then he said excuse me sir, then i exited the passenger door where i started swinging at him but never connected. he took out his taser and tazed me but it didnt seem to get to me and as i was going to chase the cop again a mazda 3 going about 30 MPH hit me as i was going after the cop. i landed about 10 feet away bloody as hell. but i got up, ran towards my friends car and started screaming at him telling to leave because nazi zombies were coming.(i love black ops) later that night i ended up in jail on a $2,500. my great friend bailed me out the next morning. thanks four loko, im never drinking again.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1745 [Nickname] O. Dear [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 3 Four Lokos. Slept with my friend. Had cops called on me for assault. Got kicked out of Toys R' Us. Got kicked out of two bars. BEST DRINK EVER!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1744 [Nickname] toxicwaste [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The other night I drank 3 four lokos and I've been shitting water since

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1743 [Nickname] CHAMPION [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: after a 4 loko pound session or 2 i pushed some kid down the stairs and called him a fuckin nerd

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1742 [Nickname] O-No-oh. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a Four Loko and woke up a hero. Apparently I chased down some kid who stole some money from a girl playing Cello on a street in Downtown San Diego. The kid dropped the money as a nearby House of Blues security guard helped me "pickle" him, but instead of giving it all back, I allegedly tried to charge the girl a "rescue" fee so I could buy and try "Blue-Flavored 'Escape Fuel'." I guess I forgot how to say "Four Loko" by then.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1741 [Nickname] Ur2Stank [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank three 4lokos and raged all night.. I ended up crashin at my gf's house. Her parents were out at the time so we started havin anal sex on the couch in the living room.. About 5 min into sex we hear the garage door start opening so I pulled out really quick and she shit on the couch a good bit.. We hurried to get out clothes on before they walked in and just threw some couch pillows over the shit.. Well her dad asked about it and we blamed it on "snoball" her poodle.. No lie her dad took the dog in the back yard and shot it.. Swear to god

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1740 [Nickname] Lokote [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went an bought about 7 lokos drank about 3 1/2 an also got sum white girl (Fish scale ) size kicked it at tha homies crib just drinking n busting keys so fuckin way later on that nyte I made it home driving ha.. 420!!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1739 [Nickname] Loko Flugtag [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Recently, the Redbull Flutag event was held in Philadelphia. Two friends of mine along with myself live outside of Atlantic City, so we decided to make our way to the event. While sitting in a Wawa parking lot we are eating lunch and I decide..."lets get drunk!" Mind you, I drank two Redbulls already! We got a 24 pack of Miller Lite and 4 Four Loko's, there was three of us. While on our way up, we finish a good portion of the beer and start working on our Loko, then...it hit us, hammered already, we start working on the second Loko. I start yelling at cars in traffic and guys on motorcycles, then see the Ronald Mcdonald house..where I also yell something very offensive. While sitting in traffic, Jon gets out of the SUV and throws his trash on the railroad tracks in front of many many people. We finally get to the parking lot, destroyed at this point, peeing next to cars and yelling offensive slurs and sounds. We played follow the leader all throughout our voyage to the actual grounds of the event and i somehow ended up falling and cutting my leg. Im not really sure how. We finally get to the grounds and there are literally THOUSANDS of people, just so happens to be that we saw some friends and hung with them. While enjoying our drunken fun, Jon and I decide "it's time to take a leak"..This line for the porterpot is HUGE, we cut infront of a good 80 people and both decide to go in the same PorterPotty..Mind you, I am only 170lbs, Jon is about 250-260lbs! When we are finished crossing swords, we exit and some how manage to split up, i see another person from home and hang with him..Then manage to meet back up with my original gang, where I decide it's a great idea to scoop some people up on my shoulders, just so happens to be the wrong people! So while I am scooping random people up, my friends are taking pictures of the crowd and surroundings, that is where they located me! With people on my shoulders and screaming obscene things! We finally meet and Jon introduces me to some random girls and guys, one guy gave us a brand new bottle of Jager (Jon and I drank it all right then and there)then, one of the girls says "look at my tattoo!" she lifts up her skirt and has the most perfect DICK tattooed on her ass-cheek! it looked more real then our own! While threatening the security guard that i was going to jump in to the Delaware River and swim to Philly so i didnt have to pay the toll, Jon and our friends are breaking bottles on the asphalt.(Very Roudy) Finally we decide its time to go, we head over to the parking lot and I decide "Im going in that warehouse!" Jon and Jay both said "there is noway youre getting in!" well, the first door i opened was unlocked and i was in! Then we head over to Pat's Steaks for some Philly Cheese steaks, while standing in the extra long ride, a Honda Civic pulls up to a stop sign and hits Jon with the mirrors, he looks and just starts laughing at the guy in the car. We all get TWO cheese steaks each and house the things within minutes, then while driving to a friends girlfriends house we see a friend driving and throw food at his convertible infront of police and bystanders on the street. When we arrive at the "girlfriends" house, we realize she is at work until 11! So we think its a good idea to take pictures of the railroad tracks and stuff, while doing this, we manage to almost get hit by Septa trains...three times i believe? When the end of the night comes, we are driving down the Atlantic City Expressway, it is 1130 at night, maybe later..(i dont really remember), and already we are hungover and thinking about what to do next. We thank you Four Loko! Sincerely, Justin Jay Jon

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1738 [Nickname] BEAST the III [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I live in a fraternity house so i am quite acquianted with alcohol. I had two four lokos for the first time last night. We started pounding away at a friends apartment and decided to go to the local drunk eatery to get our munch on. THere we started a fight with two offensive linemen from the college football team. I dont remember much but i do remember putting a guy into a cholkhold while my friend punch the shit out of his stomach. The owner of the establishment came out, broke up the fight and told us that we were never welcome there again. I somehow managed to stumble my way back to the house and got into my room when I couldnt find my laptop and proceeded to flip a shit. I left three very offensive voicemails on my roomates phone, called some random guy and told him to suck a dick, and flipped a 200 pound couch into the air and watched it land on and break my table. I then flipped over the other couch, kicked the beer pong table and punched a hole through it. I then poured beer into my roomates fishtank and posted up angry post its that told people to fuck off. i also threw my roomates laundry all over the room. when he came back i stormed him and asked "who stole my laptop" when he calmly said its on your bed. OH MY BAD. THen I thanked God and cried into the couch. Fell asleep with uggs on. the best night I never remembered. THanks four Loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1737 [Nickname] melissa and jean [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: jean: 3:40 am - after popping my friends birthday balloon and throwing my purse into the street i ran away from my boyfriend and sat down with two bouncers on a bench. anger in my eyes and tears down my cheeks, makeup smeared and hair a mess, i realized that my cigarettes were in my purse that i had thrown into the street - the contents of which were now scattered on metropolitan avenue and being gathered by the boyfriend. i asked the bouncers for a cigarette - who obliged and tried to console me. after a long and drawn out fight with the boyfriend he said we should go home to which i replied, fuck you! so he turned around and walked into the subway station. my stubbornness exhausted upon realizing that i was sitting on the avenue with my skirt hiked up around my waist and probably too drunk to make it home by myself. after rushing to buy a single ride so i could catch him before the train came, i tromped hurriedly to where he was and pretended not to notice him as to maintain some dignity. when we got on the subway he rolled his eyes as i walked to the other end of the car. several people turned around when i shouted his name across the car. with a look of horror on his face he came and sat down across from me, with no motivation more than shutting me up. we fought the whole way home but when we got there had sex. it seemed he was feeling fairly drunk and horny too, and also possibly needing to expel some rage because he whipped out the buttplug he bought me last christmas and rammed it lubeless up my ass. through the panties that he had stuffed in my mouth i tried to scream, "lube!" but all that was conveyed was the sexy struggle of a pervert. in my desperation, i managed to wiggle a leg free and kick with all my might into his ribcage. as he flew off the bed, i sat up and wildly slapped at his face with both hands. i pulled the panties out of my mouth and the plug out of my butt and screamed, "fuck! lube!!" he pulled himself together and and picked up the dildo. it was dark. our senses of smell impeded by the many ashtrays and old pizza boxes, i watched him attempt to lube up the buttplug with his mouth. needless to say, it was covered with shit. he would mention the next morning as i gathered what remained of my purse that it was poetic that the last sex we would ever have would fill his mouth with crap. melissa: 3:00 am - jean would not stop screaming no matter how hard i hit. she was having another episode with her long time love affair that inevitably would ruin the night for us all. she threw me her house keys and fled my car in a star-crazed fury. my feet hurt from dancing so i decided to call it a night. i drove to her house and let myself in. her roommates were home and confused as to who i was - i said nothing and went into her room and watched porn and cried.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1736 [Nickname] AlPal [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a four loko before going to the bars. After the bars I was walking home with my friends and was arrested, along with both of my friends. I was the only one taken to jail because I was the only one being loko. My friends came to pick me up from jail and I drank another loko when i got home.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1735 [Nickname] Mike Daddy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I pregamed with loko and cheap vodka, went downtown, got fuckin shit hammered more off whiskey and beer, came back to campus, passed out on my girlfriend, after she finally woke me up i decided it would be a good idea to drink another one to wake me up, i chugged it, threw up all over both bathroom stalls and whiskey dicked and passed out again

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1734 [Nickname] m t dubs [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I was lounging on an icy roof, loko in hand, when I lost my footing and faceplanted a car windshield 15 feet below. That's what the paramedics tell me, anyway. I don't remember a damn thing. A dozen stitches later and I'm writing this from the hospital!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1733 [Nickname] Drunkwalks! [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: A few friends of mine got bored and i got the bright idea to go out on a drunk walk... it started off as a small thing, nothing too exciting happened but one night we got 7 four locos and drank them all, walked around until we could barely walk straight, found leaf piles bigger then us and attacked, peed behind trees, almost got attacked by a raccoon, left a present in an alley, lost everything then went back and found it all, stole a croquet mallet and a giant magic stick, played in someones tree house, snuck up on some teenage lovers and scared them, moved for sale signs to random houses, hunted ware wolves, then finally the night ended with all the ladies in a tub taking abath together to cool down..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1732 [Nickname] babygurl [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank two 4lokos (= 8loko), drew a fake mustache on my face, called everyone at the party "babygurl," lost my wallet keys and phone, had to climb my balcony to get into my house.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1731 [Nickname] spaz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank half a 4loko after a couple beers and by the time I came to my senses I found myself at the city harbor in the bathroom with the showers on looking at myself in the mirror crying. of joy.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1730 [Nickname] fourloko animal [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: while experiencing the college must do of panama city spring break which also landed on my 21st birthday, I chugged a 4loko immediatley after arrival. two hours later i came out of my blackout in a shower with a random guy....... happy birthday to me!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1729 [Nickname] hairy johnson [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: the night started off with two 4 lokos. then i proceded to play beer pong, but instead of beer, we used captian. i woke up under a pool table, mayonaise on my face. several different cuts and bruises, and 8 bucks left. apairently we went to a party, drank, went to jack n the box, i cursed out the guy, threw my burger at him. came back couldnt finish it, played more beer pong,got in a fight with my friend, and passed out under a pool table as they wrote huge dicks on my face. i gave them permission to do so... im only 15, i wonder what itll be like when im 21.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1728 [Nickname] Maradona Goes Down [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I went to a Halloween party at a tuna cannery in Bushwick apres-loko. My friends say I got in a physical fight with a girl dressed as Yolandi of the popular South African rap group DIE ANTWOORD. As they ushered me out of the party I fell down a long flight of stairs and sprained my ankle (leading to my week long stint on crutches). When I got out of the gypsy cab I fell down in the street and my roommate dragged me into our apartment by my ankles. Only the next day did I see the photos of myself trying to pee into our oven.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1727 [Nickname] joey loc [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Michigan banned four loko so I went out and bought out the local store 50 should last maybe a few months.... stick it to the man!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1726 [Nickname] alkuh-hall-lick [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had just one four lokos and shit in my bed

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1725 [Nickname] Pass that Lok [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: EHOLEY! i cant believe this shit is banned, what the fuck am i going to do over the weekend. this shit literally saved my life, it got me in the most horniest, fucked up pyscho moods i have ever been in. One night i decided to crack that shit open, sucked it down within a span on 10 minutes, cracked another open, chugged that shit so fast i was puking it up like a fucking fountain you'd see shooting up water like a damn water fall. Few hours later, still with my head up my ass, i decided to go horseback riding. that horse was galloping so fast my dick was pounding against its spine and i think i might have jizzed on it a little. Before you know it i flew off the horse, after whipping its ass telling it to go faster, i flew off into a pile of FUCKING HORSE SHIT! thats rite, fuckin horse shit. face down, ass up. fuck my life. slept there all night, too piss drunk to get up. woke up with horse shit CAKED ON MY FUCKING FACE! and as i opened up my mouth to scream the dry shit fell inside of my mouth! oh my god, lord jesus save me please gotta love the loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1724 [Nickname] wasteoftastebuds [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: after consuming no more than an ounce of four loco, i decided it was poison and returned to whiskey.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1723 [Nickname] ZachL [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I pregamed with a Four Loko, went to my friend's party, did a keg stand, and had two more Four Lokos. By the end of my night, I put a hole in my friend's LCD TV, got lost in a familiar neighborhood for 2 hours, had a philosophical conversation with a police officer then blacked out. I woke up in the morning having had my dick sucked by another man, half a shaved head, a 30 pack box on my head and wearing slippers that weren't mine....I don't know where my shoes are.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1722 [Nickname] keith stone [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: couple nights ago i drank three four lokos, woke up covered in my own shit next to two dead hookers

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1721 [Nickname] LokoMotive [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Loko and Thai food??? Fuck this shit, never again...I have the chills right now and my throat hurts from puking.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1720 [Nickname] butterknife [Loko] 116 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last week pregamed with 3 Lokos then went to the bar. Several shots and beers later decided to leave with a lovely lady I had met that night. We decided that I was the more sober and that I should drive her car back to her place. Apparently I passed out while driving because I woke up after hitting a tree. She was still out cold so I pulled her into the driver seat and walked the 4 miles back to the bar.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1719 [Nickname] J [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Chugged half a lemonade Loko, filled it to the top with a tall boy of Bud Light Lime (awesome combo btw), chugged that, finished off the other half of the BLL, and proceeded to sprint through Penn Station for half an hour while being chased by Pac-Man (I was the orange ghost). Then once I hit the streets, I did a dolphin dive onto two girls, ran into a sidewalk under construction gate and tore up my palm, and hit on a girl dressed as Barbie for about an hour. I love you Halloween. I love you Loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1718 [Nickname] alexxx [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my friend shared a loko but i chugged most of it ahaha and soon she had to go home so i had nowhere to hangout so i go to a near liquor store to see if someone could buy me another loko..soon after i found some guys who sold me one of theres and i began to drink with some people that i saw chillen at a school....moments later i blacked out for about 4 hours (some girl that was there and told me i kept falling and hit my head on the concrete floor hard)and came back into consciousness at my house where i threw up in my living room( idont even remember) then i just threw up on myself but i was so fucked up i didnt even care ahah oh and i lost my shirt and got my ipod stolen fun night huh?!>:/ ahahahaha never drink two fourlokos its like asking for death

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1717 [Nickname] ... [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Nothing Ever Happens To Me When I Drink Four Lokos.. I Always Feel Completely Fine When I Drink Them.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1716 [Nickname] M. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Smart enough not to leave the house, this is my IM messaging to a friend after 2.5 Lokos..(spelling has been fixed so its readable) 10PM.. M: get me off i need to cum long pause.... 5 hours later.... OK so I woke up at 245 with a vibator in my ass and dildo in my pussy, sleeping on my back (which I NEVER do) watching master & commander on tv..thats shit needs to be banned M: oh and wearing headphones evidently watching porn M: my phone is missing and I seemed to have messaged joe instead of you in a bunch of posts M: now i cant get back to sleep and I'm afraid to take anything M: oh and my panties are soaked =) M: found my phone, stuck in the couch M: 2 xanax it is M: you're lucky i don't call you

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1715 [Nickname] jbsmith [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I just moved to Brooklyn for a new job. My friends in the area had been talking up four loko so i figured I'd give it a try and drank two of the blue raspberry cans then stumbled to a local dive bar. I didn't black out but I did muster up the courage to call a cute girl I work with and meet up with her. Fortunately for me she thought I was worth sleeping with. Unfortunately for her I shit the bed at some point during the night. I able to ninja out of her apartment before she woke up. I'll see her in the office on Monday....

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1714 [Nickname] AzNdRaG0nFly143 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 1 4loko and boy was a already gonzo bananzo and went to sleep.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1713 [Nickname] emmaline [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: What started as a happy hour beverage ended with me in bed at 10:00 pm. I woke up naked, with blood shot eyes, a counter covered in chili powder and no recollection of the evening. Somehow in my drunken stupor I managed to do the dishes. Not too loko, but let's just say I am far too old for Four Loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1712 [Nickname] LOKO Larry [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well, I (LOKO Larry) got so LOKO'D out with my main bro LOKO Lance that I shit my pants really hard. Like it was bleeding through my pants. Then my bro LOKO Lance shit his pants to from laughing so hard, and from pounding some LOKO puss. Then I yelled, "hey mom!! Me and LOKO lance shit are pants. Fuck You!!" Then we switched pants, multiple times throught the morning before work. When we got to work, we told our to boss to "fuck you!" Then we beat the shit out of him with are shoes. After the cops got done macing us, we beat the shit out of them with 4 LOKO cans. then we partied with the cops, hard!! with hookers, and LOKO'S, and male hookers. after drinking 18 4 LOKO'S,my heart was beating faster than the flash's. then me and LOKO Lance blew a donkey, twice. after we blacked out we woke the next morning with 15 mexican male hookers, bags of tacos, and billy baldwin. thanks LOKO!!!!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1711 [Nickname] Billyunaire [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Man you guys can't handle your 4 lokos cuz I drank a few plus some beers and Im stilllll writing this after going to a prof concert and stealing even more drinks with a turkey baster...suck it bitches

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1710 [Nickname] HOLY SHIT! [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1709 [Nickname] lokay [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One innocent night, a Tuesday I recall, I was given a free four loco by a generous friend. The night started out very promising, I was going to a bar to see my boyfriend dj. Upon finishing the loko before we arrived at the bar, the loko fueled debauchery started, and I lost count of how many post loko beers were had. Basically, I convinced myself I saw my boyfriend making out with another girl (the bar was basically empty), and I ended the night running out of a moving car....the police got involved and were very concerned for my safety. Lesson learned, four loko makes you mental.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1708 [Nickname] roosevelt [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So i downed 3 crandberry lemonade lokos to pregame this past halloween. Once i got to the party, already gone, i downed half a handle of burnettes blueberry vodka mixed with another cranberry lemonade loko. At this point i was well into my black out, and from what my friends and other random people, like the man at subway, have told me i proceeded to run around in my boxers with my shirt tied around my neck as a cape and black lace bra, which i got from god knows who, screaming "I LOVE LAMP" in an indian accent repeatedly.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1707 [Nickname] SSG [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I fucked "Ron"

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1706 [Nickname] Four Loko No Joko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Pre-gamed hard with 2 Four Loko cans before going to a Miami club. I ended up using my really shitty fake to get in, and smuggled in a handle of captain morgan in my pants. The next thing I remember is waking up on my friend's couch with dried throw up on my shirt and pants. My friend told me that I ended up throwing up in the girl's bath room and then tried to get on a frat bus as we left. I almost threw up in the cab too.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1705 [Nickname] steve [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: suked a dick in my room n the shit wuz da best thx 4 loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1704 [Nickname] mc nasty [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 3 of these bad boys ended up running around downtown naked and ran away from the cops and started dick slanging

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1703 [Nickname] Dirtmerchant [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank deuce Four Locos then spent 4 hours on Ween Forum. Dank shiz for realz son! Hit me up if you wanna hang.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1702 [Nickname] 4-crazy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 2 - 4 crazy's on my birthday... woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed post next to a fat girl (also naked), later pictures and video showed a time lapse of my downhill spiral , punched a hole in a wall , my girlfriend broke up with me and I tried fighting my best friends... not sure how I ended up with a chubby =( never again drinking this. LOL

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1701 [Nickname] Grandmas Boy [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went to a 4th of July party, starting off the night with 2 FOUR LOKOS, continuing to drink with beer and liquor. Next thing I know, I was in the front yard behind a truck with a woman on her knees giving me head. After a few minutes of enjoying it, I look up and a guy is staring at me getting head. After she finished and stood up, I realized she was a 49 year old woman, and the man watching was her boyfriend. Afterwards, she tried to convince me to have sex while her boyfriend watched because apparently he's into that sort of thing. I'm 23 and I considered it. Thank You FOUR LOKO.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1700 [Nickname] locohype [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I downed 3 Lokos tonight + MANY beers, and think that the lightweights have ruined it for everyone! Yes, I like the "different" buzz (tried it for the 1st time because it is being banned in my state), I think many people would enjoy this, but it seems that some users have no self-control or responsibility in their lives. My story may not be funny, but it is reality...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1699 [Nickname] xyz [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Most of the night was bits and pieces but me and my friend compared stories to remember it. Okay it all started with a 4 locos drinking poker game. Somehow i manage to get a royal flush (first time in my life) and then get a straight immediately next WTF. too weird at this point being bombed sets in. Next thing I know I was dancing to trance music. I usually hate dancing, I'm also not a big fan of trance music. At some point i was a human skip-it (like the childhood toy) spinning my legs around on hardwood while my friend jumped over me. With a surge of energy Next comes the 1am workout bootcamp in which we proceeded to do alternating pushups, updowns, mountain climbers, squats for about 20 minutes with techno music blaring in the background My jeans are completely ripped and ruined and my cell phone is now broken how i dont know. The night finishes off with having rough 4 lokos sex, in which i pull back to thrust really hard at one point but it seemed not to get far. She pulls away and starts to scream like she just got shot. Tears come down her eyes she's in a lot of pain. She finally says "It stuck in my ass" as she's crying. This is truly an adventure in a can. Someones gonna leave with a sore ass. I am getting a 6 month supply before the ban clears it out.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1698 [Nickname] GlenSather [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Haha, had four of these bad boys three summers ago and wound up signing Wade Redden for 6.5 mil a year! And the summer before that,I signed Chris Drury and Scott Gomez!! Hahaha, ranger fans weren't happy bout them, but fuck em. I'm loko for my loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1697 [Nickname] Dipsett [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: On my birthday night, all i had was one loko and some shots of ciroc, my boys took me too a strip club where i blacked out, come to next day i heard that my friends paid for me to go on stage with the strippers where they rubbed their stinking booty on my face then stripped me naked and rode me like a horse on stage while people throwing singles until i finally collapse and passed out. wish i had a camera to actually see this wonderful night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1696 [Nickname] FourLokoNoJoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After about 3 four loko's, woke up in a field...naked. The field was linked to my ex-girlfriend's family's farm house. Apparently I tried to ask her father for her hand in marriage. He decided to chase me out of the house with his shotgun and then I decided to "play" with the farm animals. No other details have been given to me about that night. The wedding is next week.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1695 [Nickname] blasted [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After chugging a 4Loko at my friends house, I told her all my secrets then ran out into her yard, jumped over this large wall that led to the main road and sat in a park for an hour with a 2nd 4Loko in hand. My drug dealer showed up out of nowhere and I sat in a car and professed my love to him (his girlfriend was in the car and I don't love him). Got kicked out of his car and made out with a hobo for a ride (hobos don't have cars) but he did give me a third fourloko with which I blacked out and woke up the next day in my front yard (miles away from where I last remember being)where I peed all over myself and had a black eye. No hang over though. Can't wait for my next date with 4Loko <3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1694 [Nickname] letsrip [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had 2 loko's at the pool..... Apparently my nuts worked on their tan too. No big deal just went to the dining hall and atet some food to soak up all the loko.... but I puked all over the dining hall bathroom. stare

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1693 [Nickname] Dirk Diggler [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was drinking a four loco in a paper bag on the streets of nyc. A cop came up and asked what I was drinking.....uh ooooo.....I told him drinking an energy drink and he asked me to show him....so I did and the fucking cop pig did not even think twice and believed me.....long live four loco!!!!!!!!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1692 [Nickname] LERUAL EHT [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 2 4 lOCOs and a 40. i died went to heaven and came back to life.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1691 [Nickname] Sharice [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 3 locos, don't remember leaving the house but apparently played flip cup for 3 hours. Woke up on the floor of the bathroom in my boxer shorts. My roommate tried to open the door and woke up by smashing my head with it.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1690 [Nickname] public bathroom [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 4loko, blank. Wake up 6 hours later on the floor of a public restroom in the middle of nowhere - not wearing shoes and wearing some guys shirt I have never seen before, and I don't have any of my stuff, phone etc. It took me more than an hour to walk home. When I come home the door is locked so I crawl trough the window. Get inside, go on facebook and see a message from the owner of the t-shirt who tells me that all my stuff is at his place. I go the day after to get my stuff and 4 of his friends are there. At first I'm not sure who's the right guy. and what do I buy the next time I'm drinkin - 4loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1689 [Nickname] Worm [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Having only heard the rumors about Four Lokos i had spotted a girl at a party holding one. She hadnt opened it and i wondered why but i had to see what the buzz was about. After some small talk I asked her if i could taste it. She let me take a 1 sip which turned into me downing the whole thing. After the house party we were at we went to a local bar when i was approched by a girl. Apparently we spoke for an hour telling each other everything about ourselves which i instantly forget about 10 mins later. I reapprooched the girl thinking i had never met her before. She was upset needless to say and after about 3 minutes of conversation i manage to fall asleep standing up and when she shook me i threw my drink all over her chest.. WET tshirt contest. YES. All after consuming my first and only Four LoKos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1688 [Nickname] DRT [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Tonight will be the last night I get to drink the beloved four loko. Planning on getting completely shitfaced for the last day and just go crazy, hopefully I don't wake up in jail or the hospital. CHEERS!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1687 [Nickname] The Loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 2 n a half four loko's. blacked out, poured the other half of my third in my room mates fish tank, threw our table off the balcony, then set the fire alarm off in the apartment complex with aerosol spray. My room mates banned me from four loko before my state could.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1686 [Nickname] scrantonloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: went to goodfellas last night and bought 4 4lokos drank them all..enough said

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1685 [Nickname] Overrated [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a four loko last night. I got drunk.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1684 [Nickname] irish loko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so i decided it was a great idea to drink 3 lokos in the span of an hour and then go to a bar. i walked into the bar, ordered a beer, and then blacked out. i was told the next morning that i spent the night buying rounds of drinks for cigarettes, yelling at everyone i saw, pissing a man off so bad he wanted to fight me without directly talking to him, and trying to piss on the side of a police station directly underneath the security camera. i then forced my cousin to get me wendy's, which i almost fell asleep eating and puked up 3 hours later. all in all a great night with senor loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1683 [Nickname] COREY MADDUX [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So i was jammin with my band, and we were talking about how awesome I am. I told them my awesomeness is untouchable. They told me if I could drink 4 Four Lokos then I was truly awesome. By my third Four Loko I was crying, laughing and screaming in no particular order. By the time I started my 4th I had stripped down naked, painted myself and was the self proclaim Tribal Leader of Awesomerigonee's. I also am now a registered sex offender.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1682 [Nickname] AbbyYouLoka! [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friend & I drank 2 1/2 four lokos, then went to Dennys, ordered enough food to feed 2 families, & then just walked out without paying. We changed our minds & wanted tacos instead.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1681 [Nickname] Flinterz [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I bought 10 Four Loko for myself and my two roommates. I drank two, Jimmy drank two, and Will drank the other 6. Both Jimmy and I got a little sick and couldn't remember what the hell happened. At 5 am Will came back from the bar, explaining he got kicked out. I told him I needed to go back to bed, and he asked me if I had phone numbers for prostitutes. He then tripped over my shelving and broke it into several pieces, knocking my TV over in the process (it landed right on him so it didn't break, thank god). When I locked him out of my room, he sprayed my shaving cream all over the floor in front of my door, and started screaming about having a threesome with two girls. Jimmy tried to tell him that no girls are awake at 730 in the morning and by 8 he was passed out on the couch with the last Four Loko tipped upside down and emptying onto the carpet of our $4000/month apartment...permanent stain about 2 ft wide...we didn't see Will leave his room for another 36 hours haha

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1680 [Nickname] queen* [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had 3 lemonade loco's widd my homegirl and my mom was there monitoring us..so we brought ah couple dudes over from the street over [we knew them very well doe]....well to make a long story short,on my 2nd loco i was shakin my asx in front of everybody while my mom highly pissed at meh & grabbed me to stop,..but wen that 3rd one came in i was [GONE] and still dnt remember anything that happened but my mom and the boys told us wat happened...but my ex shun called me dha next morning and told me dat wen everybody went to sleep we hadd sex and it wasnt wit my permission..and i still havent told my mom:(

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1679 [Nickname] Josh The Beer Killer [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 10 went to a preschool at 10 in the morning killed every baby in site, then proceeded to rape and pillage everyone there!!!! i mean they cant yell rape if there dead right??

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