Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 5823 [Nickname] Mike [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One very windy day in the fall me and a buddy of mine had just got our paychecks and decided to pick up some bud and four lokos. we got 2 lokos each and a pack of swishers from the liquor store and decided to walk around our town. we stopped at a strip mall and rolled the 1st blunt then sparked it and walked to the park.. the wind began to pick up even more so we had to find shelter. we ended up going to a park by my friends house and sat in a plastic tube, trying to get wind protection as we were rolling our 2nd blunt. after we got it rolled we cracked our lokos and sat in the tube for about a hour. later on that week we found out that the climate was so low and the wind was blowing so strong it was the same as a hurricane. we live in MN.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 5822 [Nickname] pancho loko [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank half a 4loko and 10min. later i felt like i can tlk to the hottest gurl! i was soooo horny i pulled out my chode and started wacking my frends with it! now they make fun of my small chode and wen i pissed i pissed brown! for like 2hours! and the3 worst part is that i didnt get laid!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 5821 [Nickname] NeverG [Loko] 24 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank some four lokos don't remember last i thought was my third one but dont remember were I fell asleep woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss its pitch black at one point i thought i went blind but eventualy saw a red light on top of a corner so could not find the bathroom or the door pissed in the corner woke up later to find out it's a furniture store that I apearantl went in while it was still open fell asleep didn't trip the alarm the whole night when I got up it was opening time I got out went home no one knew a damn thing about me last night the last thing I remember is watching tv in the afternoon with a fridge full of lokos and shunging them as fast as I could for pay back on my room mate for lokos the best never got a better sleep than with four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 5820 [Nickname] eme238 [Loko] 23 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: when loko was getting taken off the market i freaked out and bought 4 cases. me and 2 of my friends drank one case that right. i woke up to my panties on my head,a trash can infront of my face. when i asked what happened i was told i made out with my best friend(both of us are girls) and after having sex with my boyfriend i yelled at him and told him he " shook it up" and i needed a trash can and when he came back the panties were on my head. god im going to miss loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 5819 [Nickname] paul [Loko] 66 [Not Loko] 23 [6] Show [Story]

Output: last night i drank 4 four lokos, the next morning i have 3 pornvideos on internet

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 5818 [Nickname] jaytee [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drakn 2 four lokos last night and then i accidentally ate my hamster thanks a lot 4 loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 5817 [Nickname] blazinmike [Loko] 49 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: NO WAY U REMEMBER ANYTHING WHEN UR LOKED

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 5816 [Nickname] LuisR [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night I drank 3 looks and about 5 beers then I fought my bestfriend then walked a mile back to my house face planting in the street multiple times

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 5815 [Nickname] rice [Loko] 34 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night four months ago I drank a Four Loko along with some beers. When I woke up the next morning I had a humongous black eye and no recollection of what happened. It was so bad that when I saw my doctor that afternoon he sent me to the ER for a CT scan to check for eye and brain damage! I still have no idea what happened that night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 5813 [Nickname] P21911 [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So i funneled 3 lokos and headed downtown and blacked out shortly after arriving there..the next thing i remember i was sittin on a homeless mans "bed" on a back porch of a house in the ghetto smoking meth with a homeless guy..i then went on to withdraw $300 from my bank account and gave it to this homeless guy..he then some how convinced me to go get a motel room where i sat for who knows how long before asking myself why the fuck am i here and getting up and starting to wander..i got lost in the ghetto miles away from my dorm for hours broke my phone but somehow made it back to my room at 7 in the morning with an empty wallet and no dignity.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 5812 [Nickname] Catherine [Loko] 33 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I have never fought anyone in my life. Two four lokos later, I beat the shit out of my best friend's boyfriend.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2454 [Nickname] that guy [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: enjoyed a savory four loko, copped some dome, watched leave it to beaver, stayed awake for the sunrise at which point my friend and i went surfing in 40 degree water. shredded gnar, and when all was said and done, passed out on the beach.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2452 [Nickname] Midwest loko [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Visited Missouri state this weekend. So my bro threw a party, so of course it was lokotime. So a few people start showing up, started playing loko pong with lemonade. We won a few games in a row, so I'm one loko and 6 beers deep.Party is Chillin and there's about 60-70 there within an hour, now I'm another 6 beers deep, and I'm on a downhill slope, I then receive 2 hulks piss loko as a present for visiting. I bonged the first with all these college kids watching in awe, and I get up and say "that's how u drink pussies". Then while walkin around with my 3 loko, some chick asks me for a drink, I said" a drink for some dome and u got a deal" when she agreed, I was so shocked that it brought me to soberness long enough to realize she was some nasty black trick, so I denied her the privilege. I then went outside for a speed round on a fifth of captain, that's when I blacked out. When I came to I was mid throwing up off a balcony. My brothe comes ou when Im done and I said "alright 2 things: 1 I'ma clean my mouth out, and then were httin a bowl". So we did just that. Next morning I found out that my brother an his roomate were parked under the balcony, and they had a nice coating of pink vomit and it all froze cuz it was 10 degrees out., idk where the pink came from. And apparently I strained some dudes arm b asking him to pound it too often... Gotta love the memory loss in a can

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2451 [Nickname] Mel Gibson [Loko] 47 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 4 four lokos. Called my wife.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2450 [Nickname] Uncle Jeff [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I saw it at the Gas station so i had to drank it becus they ranned out of MGD 40's. I got Horny so i went over to Henry's house and told him i was gonna fuck his dog. He got mad and punched me in my face so I went back to my van and got my gun. I went to back to look for him but he was hideing and i didnt see the dog so i jerked off and shot a bunch of holes in his wall. next i went over to my Moms so i could show my Dick to my cusin's lil sister but my gun went off in the road and they called the cops on me cuz i can hear them coming so i went to Walgreen's cuz they cant find me at there. i then got kicked out of teh Walgreen's for yelling about them niggers that shited on the lawn. i got so mad that i was gonna take out my gun again but i forgot where i put it so after that i started pissing in some old bitchs drive way and i told her i was gonna kill her with my gun but i was lieing becus i didnt have the gun. the niggers stole my gun and i never got it back so next time im drinkin 40's insted

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2449 [Nickname] the loko boys [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my mate got 4 lokos each and went to a party it started off alright but 3 and a half cans in we were geting mwi so we deside to get more like 12 cans i think so then we keep drinking till 1am thats wen the blackouts happend my mate stole a car i ended up in a farm with 2 8ths of sinister misister dont now how i got it i was naked and had no idea of wat happend phoned ma mate to come get me he came in a car he cant drive n hit a cow we go drinking till 6am k.o wake up with the police picking ma mate up n saying ur a fucking twat hes out now but fuck me its mental thanks 4L

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2448 [Nickname] Marnie [Loko] 28 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had 4 four lokos in the span of 50 minutes. All I remember was walking up in a girls house. I ask her what happen.. Apparently we made out and I ask her to be my girlfriend. She told me we meet at a bar and then i got everyone a round, then took off in my car. The thing is I'M A GIRL, I'M BROKE & I DON'T HAVE A CAR BECAUSE I DON'T DRIVE... I love 4 lokos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2447 [Nickname] FourJoeKo [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Played Power hour Century Club (100 minutes) doing a shot of beer every minute. After 100 shots of beer, and my 27th birthday looming at midnight, my friend tells me he has 8 Four Loko's stocked in his fridge at home. The real one's, not this pussy shit without Taurine or caffeine that they make now. Never had one before. I convince him to drive us across town to get one. He will only give me one. Thank God for that. Got back to my place, drank the four loko (cranberry lemonade) in less than five minutes. Fell asleep sitting up, but was completely lucid and aware of my friends around me. Woke up once every 10 minutes to apologize for snoring and giving the explanation that I could hear myself snoring and it was pissing ME off...then finally woke up to go to bed and threw up all over the floor. Left it, forgot about it, and then the dogs ate it. It was a Four Loko kind of evening.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2446 [Nickname] max maqueen [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i woke up in mexico next to a 60 year old man in make up his cock was in my mouth im now on mexicos most wanted listed fuck knows what happened like

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2445 [Nickname] fuckedupsituation [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 3 four lokos, cheated on my boyfriend of four yeats with my best friend, who's a girl. I woke up to a text saying, "it was hot watching, but you were both very against letting me join, and that just makes you a lesbian. enjoy muff diver."

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2444 [Nickname] The Loko Killer Smh [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I Was At A Party In Clayton County And Me And My Freinds Had Bought Like 20 Four Lokos , By the End Of The Niqht We Was Wasted nd i Dont Remeber Nothing But All i Know Is I Shot My Mom In The Head nd Drowned my Baby Sister.! Now I Am In A Different State With No Family . and For My Friends The Raped 2 18 yr old Females.! FML

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2443 [Nickname] Ariel [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I told my roommate i wanted to try four loko after seeing her drunk off her ass. So me,my roommate and her sister started drinking. I finished my first ever four loko and i was pretty drunk. My roommate went to bed early and left her 4 loko out I took it and went for a walk. After i downed her loko sang "Alejandro" repeatedly for over an hour,pissed in a bush,humped a mitsubishi,and Fell asleep in a apartment building hallway very far from my own. My phone had 25 voice memos of me drunk singing,taking about fucking lady gaga,bosnians,and frogs. I was fucked upppp.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2442 [Nickname] penispropreitier [Loko] 30 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story]

Output: You bunch of fucking liars :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2441 [Nickname] Dray [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I nearly lost my job at as a nightclub general manager after drinking this! I had no idea what had happened those nights but after seeing this product on the CLOBERT REPORT I did a little googling and now it all makes since! There was a 7eleven across from the club and for a few nights I snuck over and bought a few of these to chug in the car. I was couahgt on tape one night during my first week crying my eyes out to my employees about things that weren't even valid, and had no recollection of anyting! I was cring over things that didn't exists! The owners hired and moved me to this state must to run their establishment and this was entirely against my charater. I thought I had gone insane when I saw the tapes. Even more embarrassing, a following night after drinking a few of these I needed to to use ther restroom terribly bad apparently -- yes #2 -- and I wandered across the street to a water resevoir area that was fenced in and totally crapped right in the middle of it -------- OH MY GOD, thats humiliating for me to type much less do -- but for whatever reason at the time it seemed perfectly normal............This drink is seriously "a new breed of impaired"......... :<

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2440 [Nickname] Sir RZA [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well it was my birthday friends and family were at my crib my friend had already warned me not to drink more than 2 but its me i dont listen i always gotta learn the hard way first my homie got messed up falling all over everybody & everything then they told him to sit outside get some air he roams off gets hit by a car gets up with a broken arm like nothings wrong and finally passed out on someones steps like 4 blocks away meanwhile i drank 3 and realized he was gone so i go looking for him i made about 3 blocks walk into someones backyard now i start tripping because i think im locked in then the owner of the house comes out yelling at me so i start yelling at him attacked him but hurt myself he called the cops they came next thing im waking up in a holding cell 2 days later and to make it wors my friends recorded the hole thing so they show it to everybody so if someone warns you not to pass 1 or 2 listen or you might have to keep reliving it like me but one hell of a night

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2439 [Nickname] bossman [Loko] 40 [Not Loko] 22 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Burned down my girlfriend and raped my apartment

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2438 [Nickname] twitter - Neekx0h [Loko] 23 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my buddies were heading up to warped tour last summer, we bought abunch of four lokos to spice up this day up. we were poor as shit after we bought the loko's, and i was not hydrated, or drank anything the whole day. for those of you who don't know, warped tour is hot as shit. so we arive to a parking destination, giving the guy the last of our budget to even park. we get out. i have to take a piss, this bum who draws pictures follows us back to the car where we're about to chug some fuckin' loko's, he asks for one, we tell him that they're warm, which they are, we didn't get a cooler, or anything smart. so my dehydrated, hungry self chugs 2 warm loko's. i start feeling good as shit. we get to warped tour. loko vision is on full blast. start asking ugly bitches who looked sexy as fuck where we were, and if this is warped tour. i get tossed around in the pit. start fighting people. made out with some bitch. go lay down in some grass. i have nothing in my system but loko. it starts raining, i'm going in and out of consciousness, playing in mud, throwing up, random people walking up taking pictures with me. i fucked up a tattoo i just got, by putting mud on it. putting mud on my face i have to be carried back to the car, i'm soaking wet, i'm underage btw, rambling song lyrics. the place is swarmed with cops. i'm clearly dying. no cop says shit. get carried a mile and a half back to the car, in the POURING FUCKING RAIN. miss every good band. pass out in the car. wake up at taco bell. eat a taco. i FUCKING love four loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2437 [Nickname] Jiggsy [Loko] 30 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had heard the rumors of Four Loko from a good bartending friend of mine...they'd been banned from colleges for causing deaths so my immediate thought was : "I must try this before it is gone forever." I had a date that I was very nervous for, so I decided 2 FourLokos would be a good pre-game---how bad could they be? I am 26 and had attended a drinking college... My date picked me up 1 1/2 in and I can't remember a single thing we said to one another or how i got home, but I came to naked, with him on top of me with my neighbor yelling at me to quiet down...we had been to loud and woke up her kid with our Loko sex- he answered the door in his underwear while I blacked out. I woke up with bloody knees on my living room floor butt naked...he'd also stolen my underwear. I'm on day 3 of recovery and still can't keep food down...oh Four Loko, I think you gave me internal bleeding because thats the only thing WebMD is coming up with!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2436 [Nickname] wtf [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So after I got done with a date a few of my friends wanted me to come over. So I went over there and my friend had bought 10 four loko's after everyone having one or two we decided to quick leave and go get high. My friend drove up to the walmart parking lot in his old sketchy van with 7 other people around me. After smoking we went back to the house. My friend wasn't feeling well and started freaking out screaming I'm in a black abyss of blood I need to call my mom I need to call my mom!! WTF

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2435 [Nickname] never again [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I found a FL in my sis fridge and thought it was just like any other beer, I was dead wrong! After downing that and 5 Bud Lights I go out to eat...MY gf goes, man you are drunk, but I didnt feel like it. The next thing I remeber was throwing all the shit in her purse on the highway and her screaming at me....and kicking me out at the police station...never again FL

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2434 [Nickname] lokomadness [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had 2 fourlokos for a sweet16 did some cocaine with that shit mann ended up eating a bush and what not threw up on a few people but they didnt say anything if they did i wouldve shoved coke up their nose then i decided to play frogger on the highway by myself some ruined that damn game so i didnt reeally get to play i ended up getting arrested and told the cop to go party iwith me he said no got a 1000 dollar bnaiol.................unforgivable

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2433 [Nickname] CaptainMorgyne [Loko] 58 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: That nickname is definitely going to give me away. Haha. Anyways, I love 4L. Out of the 8 flavors they have, there isn't one that I don't love. In order to find this out, I had to try all of them. One night, me and a couple of my guy friends decided, out of complete boredom, that we were going to try all of the 4L flavors and see what each tasted like mixed with something else. We got a shit ton of them, and it ended up turning into a party. A couple of assholes showed up talking a lot of shit about how much they could drink. I, being completely stubborn and hate loosing, tell them that I can out drink them. It automatically becomes a contest. These 5 guys, verses little ole' me. If I could out drink all five of them, they each owed me a 100 bucks. If they out drank me, I had to send them nudes. The rules were simple; first "team" to puke, lost. I figured this was going to be extremely easy considering I had never puked from alcohol before. About two cans in, 3 of the guys were starting to slur their words and getting a little wobbly. On the third can, they ended up giving up. I was definitely feeling alcohol, but like I said, I'm stubborn, and can't loose. I had to beat these last two guys. Another half a can, one of the two that were still in, couldn't drink anymore, and puked.. Making me the winner. I got super pumped because I had pretty much put these guys in their place. Being 4 cans in now, I keep drinking. After half of the 5th can, everything is a blur. My friend Kyle ends up recording the rest of the night.. Let me tell you, actually watching yourself be a complete and total dumb ass, is the worst ever. I ended up talking a lot of shit about these guys who couldn't beat me. Just being a cocky bitch. The guy that puked, tries to get me to shut up, and I punch him in the face. I then decide to leave, and ask Kyle to drive to Taco Bell. We get there, and my ex girlfriend is in the parking lot. I walk up to her, grab her face, and kiss her. I then proceed to kiss her new boyfriend. Assuming she's in total shock, she nor her new boyfriend, say anything to me. I decide I don't want my food, so we leave and go to Walmart. Why? I don't know. I normally hate Walmart. We go inside and fuck around with stuff. Long story short, we get kicked out for racing the shopping carts. We then go back to the house, and I pass out on the back porch, waking up in the little swinging couch soaking wet due to rain. I had 17 missed calls from my ex girlfriend, and lost my purse. I never got my money either.. Fucked up night. Oh, and Kyle put the video on his tumblr, so everyone who followed him, saw it. -_-

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2432 [Nickname] Crista S. [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one night i took a few sips of four loko all i remember is waking up in my bed next to as giant plate of tacos. There was spaghetti made in the kitchen and everyone was telling me how crazy i was after i drank it. I was told i had a lesbian experience with a fat black chick. I do remember that and i kinda liked it. Any black chicks out there that wanna hangout?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2431 [Nickname] Gianc [Loko] 58 [Not Loko] 25 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I went to a party and finished 2 four lokos in an hour. I eventually whipped out my dick and had bitches petting it. I was tripping everywhere. I took a fat hoe to the bathroom and proceeded to get dome. Soon after the head session, I ran into a fence butt ass naked. Thats not even it, I hit my head on a door and was bleeding everywhere. I shouted to my boys D Tanc and Nuchey that I was going to "bleed to death and passed out. I was eventually sharpied all over my face. I woke up at 6 am and found shit in my pants and throw up on the bed... Lokos 4 life!!!!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2430 [Nickname] split [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well after just one at my party, I went outside in shorts and decided to shovel all the snow off my entire front lawn. My lawn is about 100' x 50'. Never will I drink loko again! A week later at the party After 1 I was goone. I was dancing with this girl and the song pretty fly for a white Guy came on. Well I proceeded to attempt the knee swinging move and slipped falling right on the bottom of my chin. Not knowing what happened I lay there then I feel my arm getting dripped on. Weell. I split open my chin, about the size of a dime hole. Amazing I have no broken teeth. Oh and before this all happened I did aboout 146 push ups.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2429 [Nickname] ThAt OnE BiAtCh [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: well me and my friends were bored one day and decided to buy four locoz? we bought 6 of them yea wht a lucky number ha well i chuged mine n chuged anither and another then finished my friendz and after that all i could rember was fallin dwn a hill? and waking up in a hosptail dying? so yea woke up at my house the next day with tht hospital thing on my hand? knowing i coudvke of died from drinking mostly finished all of them but yea got black out drunk tht day haha not best idea bt i still drink them hah four lokoz bitch!!! bye(:

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2428 [Nickname] EmSevs [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 1 1/2 four lokos and made out with Nick Maki. For two hours.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2427 [Nickname] emotional [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so i downed a loko in less than 10 mins and havent eaten since 4 and it was already 6 and i was starving. so it starts to hit me and it hits me real hard. i fell and hit my foot on the tv stand. i started crying b/c i got afraid of someone. i came out of the bathroom with my pants down. i sat in snow and had to smell and feel everyone before i talked to them. i woke the next day wondering wtf happened.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2426 [Nickname] God [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well, I showed up at the house I usually hang at, thinking it would be a chill night. Everyone was getting shitty, and we were all going to go to a party at a frat house. I was playing catchup, so I downed my first Four Loko in about twenty minutes. I had another in my car, so I said, "Let's do this." Then I cracked open my second Four Loko and downed it over the next twenty minutes. Needless to say, I was flying high for the whole night. We left to go to the frat house, which is about a mile and a half walk. It was pretty alright. On the way, my buddy and I stopped in his dorm so he could piss. He left me in his room and told me not to touch anything. Apparently, I got his chex mix all over the place, and trashed all the papers on his desk. Whatever. We hung out at the frat house for an hour maybe, time really had no meaning at this point. We left and started to trek back to town. I think we stopped in a campus building to piss, and ran into some dudes that were doing the same. I think we then walked about 3 miles through town going to random places. We stopped at our friends house; no one answered the door so I guess we pissed in their backyard. At some point I face planted on the side walk. I remember it happening in slow motion, which is pretty awesome. Then we got some Dominos. I do not remember paying for it, so I am hoping that I got it for free. We went back to the house we started at, ate our pizza, and then everyone else started getting back, after the cops had apparently shut down the frat party. I started flirting with this chick, and probably would have gotten some, if only she didn't have a boyfriend or had been as trashed as I was. Eventually I started getting tired, and decided to drive home. All in all, I am pretty satisfied that I did not end up in jail.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2425 [Nickname] wonderwonderland [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I had a couple Four Lokos for the first time. All my friends said it would fuck me up but I didn't really believe them. I had about fthree our four and thendecided it would be a good idea to go suck cocks, so I basically made a deal that anyone who went out on my friends porch would get their cock sucked. I think I did like ten or twelve cocks. Later me and this Bolivian dude fucked on a park bench and I remember pissing in the street cause I had to squat down to do it. I woke up at this apartment next door with these Filipino dudes and we went to ihop together. I had a grand slam and it FUCKING RULED. Thanks four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2424 [Nickname] Athus [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank my first four loko, and my girlfriend was asleep.. so i decided to start discovering some indie music online, downloading more and moar for my ipod.. until finally I came across a song by Ben Harper, called "Diamonds on the Inside".. but by this time i was well into my 2nd loko.. I had discovered enlightenment.. I am writing this while buzzed by da loko, k thx bai

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2423 [Nickname] new-z [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I bought a case of loko for my friends, we watch vedio all night in the night of l9 degree weather till morning and bought more. Only drink that match more was 151, in the big sky country in the 80's waking up in the morning snow covered. THE DAYS OF MY YOUTH.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2422 [Nickname] Snod [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Out of class at 3 pm, one and a half 4 loko later, passed out for the night at 5 pm

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2421 [Nickname] BORED [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ummm just so ya know, we sit here every day in 4th period and read this. u guys have no life, and apparently we dont ether.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2420 [Nickname] EBBjj [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and a few friends decided to get a 12 of four lokos for a party at my boyfriends we each drank three and us being small girls it got us drunk. we ended up kissing every guy there grinding on them. by the end of the night all of us had are bra and underwear on thats it. though all the other guys loved it you can imagine how my boyfriend felt..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2419 [Nickname] "shit the bed" [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so one night i drank...well I should say I pounded 2 four loko's in about a half hour because I had to work until 10:30 and my fraternity was mixing with a hot sorority and I wanted to catch up to everyone and see where the night would take me. not only did i make it to the bars i spent $50 that I shouldn't have but i drank 3 long islands on top of that...freaked out on some chick I've been talkin to, cried, and ran home...I remember drinking the first long island ice tea cause I thought it was a good idea and I woke up in the morning smelling something awful..pulled off my comforters and i was laying in a pile of shit on my white sheets...ps shitting myself is one of my worst fears so I was moritified! good thing i didnt bring a chick home cause I'm pretty sure I would have no freidns right now haha....gonna chill out on loko's for a while

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2418 [Nickname] Greg [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: This shit barley gets me buzzed. I'll stick to the blood of the motherland!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2417 [Nickname] Anonymous [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had heard about these four lokos so I decided to pick up 6 of them. I gave two to my bud and we shotgunned two of them each. He decided he was going to be the designated driver, so I started sipping on one, and when it was time to leave i poured the remander of the third and the fourth in my camel bak and we went to a party. I proceeded to piss in a mini fridge, a closet, a micro wave. Then I wrote on a bunch of walls in perminant marker. Then I fucked the girl who lived there, and ended up waking up having pissed in her bed and puked all over the place. She told me I said I loved her and wanted to be with her, but it was really just my way of getting in her pants. I pointed out the piss in the microwave and said oh you better clean this up, after that I proceeded to call a cab, and leave because I had no idea what happend to my friend. Turns out he got a DUI on the way to the party and I just bailed on him. Thanks four locos, I didn't like that guy anyway, and I got to be a horrible man being with out regreting anything!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2416 [Nickname] badnight [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank three 4lokos and ended up trying to fight my bestfriend, slamming her head into the wall, having sex with two people while i was on my period, breaking a window, almost got my ass beat, got a ride home at 5am, went home trashed to my parents. Bad experience.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2415 [Nickname] Fernando Gonzolez [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 5 loko's and was FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKEEEDDD up. Me and a couple friends Pre-gamed before the club, and I seriously DON'T remember anything. Aparently I was flashing EVERYONE my vagina, and I went up to the DJ booth and told the DJ I wasn't wearing any underwear, and grabbed his dick. Classic.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2414 [Nickname] Loko Master [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I sprinted into the nearest 7/11 to grab about 10 lokos. I was on a loko binge and was in desperate need. after i hussled the fucking arab for $1 loko each, i ran like a cockied monster back to my car and sped at 90 mph home to share em with my best buddies. We played some loko flip cup and loko pong, and oh boy let me tell you the more that loko slid down my throat the more hornier i was getting each & every second. i made out with the damn red cup and thought it was this really hot girl that my friend had brought along, and i was so horny i whipped my dick out and stuck it in the can of loko, screaming BLOODY JESUS OF BUNNIES while my penis was being cut into small portions while trying to slip it in, imagined having sex with her but it was only a can, i ended my night with a penis of 1.1 inches LMFAO I FUCKING LOVE LOKO ! IM BUYING MORE OF THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2413 [Nickname] yeahwhatever [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: BF and I have been together for YEARS. We live across the street from each other. Had a bad bad fight that lasted longer than usual (we fight hard and love even harder.) The first night back we had 2 four lokos each (and we drink!) and had sex and sex and sex. Best make-up sex EVAH! I don't think it's ever been that good. Lawd, god! I was most late for work the next day, but I finally made it. And not because of the hangover, because of the sexover.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2412 [Nickname] Bad loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It waz new years and my boyfriend had been already drinking heavily when he defied a 4loko would be a good idea. By the end of the night I wouldn't have sex w. Him so he broke up w. Me as I was leaving he started to cry.. He woke up the next morning to a pissy girlfriend not knowing why.. Hm damn u loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2411 [Nickname] Jt [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and my dog was drinking four loko than I rolled up three fat purpe jays. After we smoked my dash said " bro I got to piss". So he got up walked to a tree started pissing then I se his pissy ass on the ground. I walked over to him and for show he blacked out. I guss he can't handle the good stuff like I can. Oh and I threw up later that night. Got some good sleep. I'm only 9.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2410 [Nickname] alex urbiha [Loko] 41 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: hmmm where do i start... i drank 3 four lokos and decided to lube my ass with a bottle of ketchup and my mom came home early and decided 2 walk in my room... i think u can guess what happens next ...fml

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2409 [Nickname] Stupid A$$ [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Got off work one tiring Friday evening and decided to buy four cans of 4 loco to relax. Started drinking while some friends went on their way to go shopping with me in the back of the ride. I basically finish all of the cans in a 3 hour setring. Last thing i remember was being tossed out of Safeway for trying to shoplift a 5th of vodka. Cops arrest me and then beat the shit of me for no reason. Im then tossed into jail for 24 hours for some b.s reason which seems like 3 days.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2408 [Nickname] eatshit43 [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i was drinking 4 lokos with some of my friends by the time i finished my third i was just getting to a party and i had to take a shit but the line was fucking huge, so i grabbed a root cup and unloaded some mud all up in that bitch, thought it was a good idea to shotgun my 4th and it all went down hill from there, i started blowing coke and motor boating fat girls,, i proceeded to bring the grimiest slam pig back to my room where i stuck my chode in her chocolate fun tunnell

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2407 [Nickname] loko for dat loko [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well, while they still sold four lokos in texas, I used to host a "four loko fridays" night at my house every Friday. They only thing to drink in that house were obviously four lokos. Well I had about 2 and a half lokos before the "angry" drunk in my came out. Some random kid was bad mouthing my wife right infront of me. Without hesitation, I threw a straight punch right in the guys forehead. Before his head bounced off the door, I was still following through with the punch, so my hand slid from across his head to a steel door. Ended up shattering my 4th metacarpal. Now I have a plate in my hand for the rest of my life. Thanks 4 loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2406 [Nickname] loko lunatic [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 2 lokos on a gameday and ended up trading a room full of 10 guys a flashing of my tits for a headband.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2405 [Nickname] josh johnson [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 3 four locos and then loudly announced to my parents that my girlfriend (jessica) was now asleep. in a lisp voice...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2404 [Nickname] sam jox [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: big bertha

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2403 [Nickname] stacy mac [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 2 four locos and had sex with brandon jarvinen

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2402 [Nickname] bowlman [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: got three four locos, went to a party. i was trying to impress a girl so i tried to shotgun one, got 3/4 of the way done took a break and finished it. then i chug my second. i pound the final one. then i start drinking a gin bucket and a 12pack of beer. this all takes place in about 2 hours. i pass out on top of the girl im trying to impress. wake up 2 hours later with people running from cops. i get home to a locked door, wake my dad up to let me in and i puke all over him. great night, thanks loko, it was a VERY loco night

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2401 [Nickname] Ocho loco [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a 6 pack of new castle and 2 forlocos then tried to play hockey. Mostly just fell down a lot though.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2400 [Nickname] radio [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my aunt bought me a loko while on the way from a football game. i had drank a loko before, but i finished this one in like 5 minutes. So i told my aunt uncle nd a friend that i had to take a piss. so we went in the gas station. i was loud and acting crazy with a state trooper siting right in the store! so then on the way back to the crib i started telling all my business. i accidentally told my aunt and unkle i was bi which started alot of drama between my family. I kept messing with my unkle while he was driving and we almost got in a accident.i found out that i was making out with my friend that was in the car.then i had to pee again but they didnt want to take me in the store because of what happened the first time so i ended up peeing on myself right in the car lol. I woke up the next morning with different pants on different underwear and throwup all over my sweatpants. i blacked out though so this was all told to me. and i would do it all again :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2399 [Nickname] hate the loko [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: you all dont need to drink this you will not knowing what ur doing when ur drunk get a life instead of getting drunk

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2398 [Nickname] verth [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After blacking out, going to a bar and drinking the rag beer, we threw an afterparty at our place where truth or dare was played, and tits were shook at downtown atlanta traffic until cars honked. at 4am. then there were the 3 orgies that i don't remember either. thanks, four loko, the drug DARE warned you about.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2397 [Nickname] shane [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I went to a pogues concert with a friend of mine and her dad we drank some 4 loko or joose 1st, i don't remember. some guy in the crowd spilled beer on her the father and i bitched him out enough insisting he give us his tweed jacket in return...i don't remember if we got it. i later got in a fight in the mosh pit ran down the street bought more loko, bit the empty tall can in half to make two shanks also cutting the corners of my mouth. don't really remember anything between entering the pit shanks in hand and the moment i remember drinking shane macgowan's gin whilst he made out with my friend behind the venue. i then proceeded to some party, i dont really remember the rest of the night, but loko leads to tall can shanks. the next morning i was bruised, cut up, fat lipped and sore all over.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2396 [Nickname] BeeBop [Loko] 51 [Not Loko] 22 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After drinking a few 4lokos my roommates were laying on the floor as my boyfriend and I were on the couch watching a movie. Sometime in the middle of the movie the girl roommate sat up, looked down at her boyfriend and threw up all over him!!! His face, chest and arms were covered. He sat up really quickly then threw up on her. Her lap, chest etc. were drenched. All in different colors too. THey looked at each other, hugged and laid back down and went to sleep like that. Ugh. We tiptoed away fast and let them sleep like that.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2395 [Nickname] WTFhappened>?? [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My story starts out with me buying five four lokos. I had never drank them before and had no idea that five was so much. I went to a buddys house where i finished all five playing good ole loko pong. After that i drank some beers and what not, then the fun began. I remember nothing for the next five or six hours. I started by looking for a bigger party and found one down the street that was a black fraterntity party. Now, consider I am a white guy who lives in Alabama. I left my friends house telling no one and walked to the party that was a street over. I entered the party by talking shit to them and making fun of their fraternity. My friends who were still across the street at my friends house realized i was gone and went looking for me. They found my dumbass on the front porch of this fraternity surrounded by people whom i kept yelling at and oh yeah i was the ONLY white person there. Needless to say they my friends got me off the porch and forced me to go back to their house. Now, their house is also a street down from the police station and in my drunkin state i took the chance of a lifetime. I took off up the road running wildly toward the cop station waving my arms. A policeman pulled next to me and put me in the copcar. My friends watching from their house now think i am in jail. They were extremly upset and called many people trying to gather money to bail me out. I somehow talked my way out of it by saying that i was a pledge for the dry fraternity on campus and told the cop it was my first time drinking. The dumbass cop buys it and takes me to their fraternity house. I then call my friends who were worried sick about me and tell them to come get me. I then go back to a friends and finally get some sleep. I wake up the next morning remebering absolutely NOTHING that happened, with no memory talking to any cop, going to any party or anything. I lost my cell phone, lost a shoe, 100$ was stolen from me, i somehow had aa differernt shirt on which still can not be figured out where it came from. I felt horrible and went to the doc to findf out i had a concussion and felt so bad i missed homecoming weekend at my college. Needless to say it was one hell of a night

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2394 [Nickname] powernic6 [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My first time ever drunk smh...... was from the monster in the can. I was at the county fair (I'm a lightweight) and I ended up pissing my pants from less than a can.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2393 [Nickname] Mailbocks [Loko] 54 [Not Loko] 21 [6] Show [Story]

Output: a mailbox hit my car cause of four four lokos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2392 [Nickname] Ned Pepsee [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Why do I have car windows in my pocket?!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2391 [Nickname] higgs [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: While in las vegas, i was drinking four loko (its legal there) I made a reckless wager on the saints/falcons football game, and while in the sportsbook watching the game, i became upset that the falcons lost, and screamed racial profanities and got asked to leave.. thanks four loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2390 [Nickname] blumpkin [Loko] 38 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: okay let me start this off by saying FOUR LOKO, we have a love and hate relationship.. anyway im a freshman in college and one night i went to one of my friends apartment so i decided ill down 2 four lokos and i thought i could handle it cuz im not a lightweight but man little thing did i know the Four loko really got to me. That night after finishing 2 lokos, my friend and i ordered ribs i ate probably 3 ,good size ribs. later that night i really had to take a shit and to add up with that i was fucked up like no other. so i went to the bathroom and tried taking a shit and guess who popped out from the shower curtain?!? this fat ass chick with like the saggiest tits ever! but to me that night she looked katy perry, while i was taking a shit she went down on her knees and started giving me head, in my state of mind i thought katy perry was giving me head so by the time i finished shitting i just bust on her saggy tits and left her in the bathroom. i went in my friends livingroom and passed out and next morning my friends told me what happened and when i saw what she looked damnn i almost puked my guts out! thanks four loko for giving me a fucked up night! im scarred for life!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2389 [Nickname] exister [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Halloween morning at 8 am i was pan handeling and i ran into another local on my way to get a wake up beer. He stayed in my spot out front of the beer store and they got a delivery. When the dude came out he asked for a kick down and the dude gave him two cases of loko's grape and fruit punch. So when i returned i was happy to sum it up quick i got hammered like i do everyday and had a loko halloween. Thanx beer delevery man and thanx four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2388 [Nickname] FoURLoKoPRINCeSS [Loko] 28 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ok so my night started visiting my brother at his friends to get his mom to buy me four lokos. so i got the lokos and went to a friends. we began by drinking the lokos as fast as possible cus we wanted to get trashed. i drank 1 1/2 and had a few shots of tequila and a cup of something that tasted like a sundae. i dont remember a lot but according to them i "made love" with my ex bf's bff... right in front of my very much sober ex... who i had been trying to convince i still liked. the night was crazy but hey no regrets! viva la lokos!<3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2387 [Nickname] Go Gators! [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I live in a small to in Florida, but my friends live in gainesville and go to the University of Florida. I decided to visit them one weekend. I bought 2 lokos for the hour drive up. I finished the last one just I turned off the exit. I was in no condition to drive at this point, so I proceeded to my boy coreys apartment right next to all the frat houses. It was a saturday and the gators had one early so there were kegs and bottles and women everywhere! I went with my friends and got 4 more lokos. After the 2nd I found myself smoking pot with the KA House brothers and a girl named Natasha. I blacked out after going into the stadium and shouting " Wheres Tebow!" a million times. I got chased by campus PD after waking up around 3am. I got away by hiding in a 24 hour pizza place. I then realized I had no idea how to get back, but I knew the address. I ordered a pizza for delivery and rode back to my boys place with the pizza boy. I drank the last 2 lokos with the girl natasha I mentioned early and woke up with a fire and ice condom stuck to my ear, a USF jersey on and my face painted blue cuz I have orange hair. After all this I went back home around noon to go to work and was asked to take a random drug screening cuz I work for a power plant in FL. I completely forgot I smoked pot with the KA guys and I lost my job 2 weeks later. GO Gators! Fuck Loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2386 [Nickname] B. Clinton [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Oh boy got drunk, married Hillary, got some head from my intern in the oval office, now I'm a smooth pimp! Take that Hillary! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2385 [Nickname] jackloko [Loko] 24 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was the night of my senior prom, and me and some friends decided to go to my friends house afterwards and have a kickback. I smoked a couple of bowls, and went to his fridge for a beer or something. I ended up taking a watermelon four loko because it looked good, and it was the biggest can in the fridge(i was baked out of my mind). I proceeded to chug 3 of those, afterwards puking my brains out on my friends couch. (all of the following is from friends recollection, cause i don't remember anything.) After 3 lokos, a couple beers, and excessive amounts of weed, i was naked in the street. My friends luckily stopped me before i got too far. It was about 2 AM, and my friends collectively decided to go to this huge graduation rager down the street. I tagged along, not knowing what the hell i was doing. According to them, I took ecstasy, smoked MORE weed, and chugged about another half of a loko before i took off with some random people in their car. I woke up at about 8 pm on the side of the road on a random highway covered in glitter and barf, my pants soaked in urine, and a bag of coke in my ass. I destroyed the coke cause i didnt want to get arrested. I wandered about a mile to the nearest cafe and asked where I was. I was in colorado. I live in Arizona. I had to hitch about 3 rides back and do nasty sexual favors for truck drivers. Thanks four loko. Never again. NEVER AGAIN.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2384 [Nickname] Bentin [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Never drink three fourlokos and then text people while blow drying your hair. God will shock you for being so straight and then so gay.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2383 [Nickname] my name is ralphie [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my friends went to mcdonalds and attacked people in the bathroom with our penises

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2382 [Nickname] Sheesh. [Loko] 119 [Not Loko] 25 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Woke up naked on my best friend's bed after a Four Loko party. When I asked my incredibly dull sober friend what had happened the night before apparently I got with a chick, ate lots of pieces of cold left over turkey from Christmas dinner and drove a car into a river. I'm a guy, I'm gay,I'm a vegetarian and I can't drive. Four Loko, Eugh.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2381 [Nickname] Spence [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Ok i started stocking up on four lokos becaue of the ban. I bought 8 of them and went to my friends house to play beer pong which quickly turned into loko pong lol. Drank 2 of them and played a few games then starting throwin money on the table about loko pong games. Ended up throwin about 100 bucks on the game. I was yellin at the top of my lungs whenever i hit a shot and pulled my dick out in front a bunch of dudes when the other guy was shooting. I lost then went to give the guy a handshake then sucker punched him and grabbed the money and trashed the crib while i ran out and hopped in my car and left. my girlfriend woke me up while i was passed out in our parkin spot with my pants down, dick exposed and all. she was pissed but fuck it!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2380 [Nickname] trauma613 [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so one night i only drank one four loko but im a lightweight mothafucka and so i threw up all over in my sleeping bag which i dont know why i had that acted like i didnt do that or remember a thing about the night before and pass out before 1 am. wahts good

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2379 [Nickname] GottaLove4Lokos [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i went camping (with my family)decided to pop a pill&drink a four loko and 5 beers seemed like a hell of an idea. after drunk dialing my boyfriend, i jumped into the lake half naked.started making out with my cousins cousin(not blood related) blacked out for god knows how long.... woke up to him banging me in the sand,threw him off of me when i realized what was going on, then he decided to finish off himself,FML.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2378 [Nickname] Fuckin Lokos [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: long story short, my friend drank a loko i gave him some whiskey too...hes throwing up later, breaks my friends meredez logo off the car LOL WTF? , his breaths are short...ambulance gets him no lie all before midnight haha for new yrs eve...hes all good now but basically four loko and lightweights dont mix...never partying with him again =)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2377 [Nickname] scarred for life [Loko] 163 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so it was my first semester this year in college, and i was gettin rowdy drinkin 4 four lokos. I go out of my room after 2 and im feelin nice. i drink the last 2 and hit up a party and find this girl who looked hot but in reality she was fat and ugly, like a 2 out of 10, i bring her back too my room and we started havin sex and thought i was some kind of pornstar so i go two knuckles deep in her ass with my fingers. then i think shes real wet and after i finish, inside her, i realize this bitch had her period ALL over me, then she starts blowin me, with blood on my dick, and i get freaked out and run outta the room naked with blood all over me, i just happen to run into two campus police officers and they draw their guns on me cuz they literally thought i killed somebody. i spent a few hours in the campus jail until my friends came and explained what happened to the officers. its safe to say i will never drink four lokos again.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2376 [Nickname] Happy New Yur! [Loko] 33 [Not Loko] 20 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went to my girls friends for a house party.....had ONE AND A HALF Loko...some champagne,a shot of vodka... Missed the new year....remember nothing past 1155 pm...passed out on the floor...puked on her friends picnic table... she loaded me in the car,put me to bed...while undressing me,discovers a huge hard on...Fucks me for two hours without me cunning. I fucked her so hard she shit in the bed. Too bad I can't remember a fuckin thing. Thanks Loko...oh yeah....I puked in her jeans and panties which were beside the bed....FUCKIN AWESOME!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2375 [Nickname] Toomanylokos [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I was with my friends and had 4 lokos to myself went to a party and I woke up in jail I found out I fought a cop thanks 4loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2374 [Nickname] Bobbie Blackout [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: search you toob for "bobbie blackout" that's a loko story

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2373 [Nickname] You know! [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So it was new years and I decided to go out and didnt have much money well I had heard about how 4loko messes people up for a cheap price so I decided ok yeah ill get four by the time i got to the party i took a few shot and had 1 4loko and i was way out of it. It was horrible I was all over the place acting like a drunken messs. Most of the night was a haze i love 4loko for a cheap price and to get drunk pretty fast is awesome :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2372 [Nickname] Shloef [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Don't ever chug four loko when your a 117lb 17 year old.. So a couple of friends and myself decide we're going to get 6 four lokos. We walk to a park right next to where they lived and chill under a pavilion. I drank a couple sips before one of my friends said the famous words "LET'S CHUG THIS SHIT". It as all down hill from there. About twenty minutes later my friend Oran(who is small and scrawny) decided he wanted to fight my other friend Nate who is basically a fucking body builder. Oran got the shit beat out of him once and right after he wanted to fight again! .. he got his ass tossed across the field a second time. At this point I was getting the spinnys so I put my head down. Not even 5 minutes after I threw up blue foam all over the concrete. My friend Jon carried me all the way to my friends staircase outside his apartment and I proceeded to throw up for a good hour. Not to mention I was totally embarrassed because the boy I liked(who's my boyfriend of 8 months now) watched the whole thing. After my fucking puke attack was ending Jon carried me over his shoulder to his house. There's still a blue stain on the concrete under the bench I was sitting on.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2371 [Nickname] scooby [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: New Years Eve, decide to not go out and play games due to not sleeping night before. Friends force me to go out with them, I drink a fourloko for the first time so I can stay up. End up stumbling around a party filled with old high school kids I vaguely know, asking everyone for coke, argue loudly how I want coke RIGHT NOW to everyone present, find my girlfriend and yell at her loudly, punch a dude, other shit btw I don't remember any of this I blacked out and people have been filling me in

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2369 [Nickname] bocaloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: alright so my friends and i are driving down from the airport to the club. smoking blunts, drinking lokos. due to the dude in my back left seat who took a sip, the cop who was following me pulled us over. They smelt the weed and i had to tell them about everything so they searched my car for leftover weed(there was none) and in the end, after my sobriety test, all of us drinking who are underage got away with it. no trouble, nothing on the record and we got to keep the lokos!! the raved sucked. gotta love boca cops!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2368 [Nickname] Ditzy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 4 lokos for the first time &+ found out i got kicked out that night, &+ hardly smoked bud my friend was taking hits from the bong...took 3 big ass milky hits...was stuck on the chair...procced to toilet...but best friend grabs me off it, go in room...i throw up then...friend takes a pic of me with the trashcan they hand me doing a thumbs up sign! xD

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2367 [Nickname] pshizzy [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so one time i dranked this loko right? and it was good rite? and so i drank it rite? it was good? then i fucked a bear```````````````````! a fucking grizzly bear!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2366 [Nickname] vincen [Loko] 62 [Not Loko] 21 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night, my friends and I drove 1 hour and 45 minutes to a club. We started drinking in the car, finished the vodka and my buddy decided to stop at the gas station. we all pitched, and got four four lokos. I had blue rasperry. Finished it relatively quickly for my small size (mind you I am 5 6', 130 pounds. I'm a relatively peaceful and calm guy. We go into the club, after a rip a new asshole for this chick for pulling out front of the club in a new escalade. She was beat, so I let the whole line know how I felt. Finally got in, took my shirt off and started grinding on girls. Tried to get a girl to dance, she said no so i ripped her shoe off her foot and threw it into the middle of the dancefloor. She went to search for it, and I followed (how genius I am drunk). I Wrapped my legs around a super hot chick whilst holding onto a pole, later to find out she was a hired dancer at the club. I was escorted out by some kind security guards, hung outside shirtless, got naked in public three times, wore the security guards jacket to stay warm. Then my friends came out, I tried to sneak in again through the back door. Small mexican man followed us down the street, I marked my territory every block by finding fences to pee on. Found a tree near the car, said "Fuck you tree", broke a large branch and threw it into the street. I puked the whole way home into my own shirt, carried into my house by my friends, spit water into my dogs face at point zero, and woke up drunk in my own bed with the taste of rasperry in my mouth. fuck you four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2365 [Nickname] thefourlokos [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my friends are the four lokos, did i mention that were 15 years old and we have consumed more four lokos than anyone on this damn website. four lokos have led us to: jumping into the back of a random bros truck and driving for hours to god knows where, pull a james bond move off our friends 2-story roof by leaping to the rope swing and sliding down, hookups with each other...? and god knows who else (maybe our dealer, BRAD...hes a 50 year old hobo and pretty much our bestfriend), finding our floor conpletely covered in puke and asking who threw up, dressing up as sluts and going to party at a local elementary school, driving with our parents to taco bell wasted as shit, stealing a boat from our neighbors dock, wrecking it, and then bailing, ive been fucked up so much that i cant even remember half the shit thats happened...plus im sippin on a loko right now BITTCHHHHH LOKOS RULLLEEEEEEE! fuck the copssss

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2364 [Nickname] Bad*Loko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I am a big big beer drinker and liqor occasionaly always have been.One day i purchused a couple of these lokos I thought they were great all these different flavors and is basically a energy drink that tastes good and has about a six pack in it i liked it so much I decided to stay away from the stuff.First few things I thought about it though was that"this is going to be really bad for the community and kids"now it's banned in several states was i right?sorry i am a expierienced drinker and do not have a crazy story-but do have a joke"I don't have a drinking promblem,I drink,I get drunk,no fucking promblem" cheers

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2362 [Nickname] loko girl [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night a friend and I went to our friend's apartment so I could be apart of her first Loko experience. Thinking I was pro, since I have had them before, I drank about two and she drank one. Although it did no affect her too much, I apparently ran around with scissors claiming I was Harry Potter. I then ran into all the walls in our friend's apartment since I couldn't feel anything. I finally ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor. Guess I wasn't as "pro" as i thought.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2353 [Nickname] RONMONTSER [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: THIS STUFF GETS YOU FADED!!! fast i went through some real shit to get this actually me and friend were drinking this and actually it was a lot of fun i think im smarter when im drunk...lol i stood out in the rain for an hour but in the end i just paided my friend to get me one and one is enough...TRUST ME lol

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2351 [Nickname] oliver [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so i down two lokos, and we decide we need more. but we're out of money. so we devise this plan to get more booze. two guys hold the door open, while me and my stoned friend grab all the beer and loko we can and run into the car. problem is, on guy decides that while we're running out he's gonna slap the clerk in the face. and he really slapped the shit out of this dude. so my buddy who is still stoned throws all the booze he had in the air and can't stop laughing. the beer and loko cans bust open and there's chips and liquor all over the floor. so we just run into the car. i tried to drive, but that didn't really work out. we crossed the street and hit a car that was in a repair shop lot. there's a mcdonalds next to the repair shop. so we go to 7 ll, get a slushie, and go to mcdonalds. then me and my buddy throw the slurpies in the cashiers face, hop the counter and steal some mcchickens. no clue why we did that, my friend was high so he probably had munchies or some shit.then we run back to our car. we drink more loko, and i don't remember much else. i woke up at the party we were supposed to go to in the pantry with cheez it's all over the floor.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2346 [Nickname] kredable17 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My buddy and me were heading to the Florida Panthers vs Boston Bruins game where we picked up 2 four loko's. About an hour later were both feeling good and decided to get one more each, plus one for the ride home. After two lokos and a jack and coke we started loosing it. As I went to my seat I spilt beer on some little kid and his Dad glared at me. I lloked at his Dad and said "What are you going to do! (totally out of my character)" The dad sat down and I went to my seat. It starts to get blurry after this. We jumped in my car and did 120 the whole way home when my car died about 30 minutes from my house. I called AAA and they towed my truck to the earest gas station. While waiting we engaged in a small fist fight. Come to find out I ran out of gas and I had no clue. My buddy ended up giving the driver $100 tip. Four loko's made me feel invinsible and I'm lucky nothing bad happened. Do not try to create your own Four Loko story.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2341 [Nickname] Tony [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 3 four lokos and immediately fell asleep.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2338 [Nickname] zaber my neighbor [Loko] 39 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I go to my friend Erics house to watch football and drink some beers. It was snowin like crazy so i fig id get trashed over there. When i opened his fridge to grab a beer a fruit punch four Loko caught my eye. I had never tried one and heard they were being outlawed cause kidds were getting hospitalized. SO i grabbed two. THe first one went down like water, the second, not so much. Next thing i kno we pick these two crazy b*tches alexis and jackie up n start drivin through peoples lawns. I was trying to get some s*x but they were drooling on themselves in the back seat from too many four lokos. After we turfed my own front and back lawn at my fathers house, cause i hate him, we end up in a field. So im racing around this field and its real rocky. I end up smashin into a rock. I jumped out right quick to check my truck and realized....it wasnt a rock it was a tombstone, we were in a freakin graveyard. i floored it outta there dropped them off, went back to my apartment that ive had for a while now (i dont live with my dad cause im like 26 that wouldnt b cool) and passed out on my bedroom flr in the fetal position.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2337 [Nickname] ohh...crap! [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my mates had smuggled some 4 lokos into our house (by smuggled i meen my dads a cop and there banned in england) some being 6 cans. anyways i got totally hammerd drinking 3 all in more or less 1 go's and i found myself in mcdonalds facing the manager having to explain the reason one of his tables had smashed up , and worse still dad found out and i got absolutely crapped on grounded for 2 months AND got a warning for drinkin illegal drinks. LOL!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2336 [Nickname] hunting season [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'm a farmer who likes to hunt in the early hours of the morning with a few friends, we normally have Redbull to keep us sharp and quick on reactions but my friend told me about four lokos and he said the key was to take 3 cans in 5 minutes, i drunk all 3 cans one after the other then i took a piss and blacked out, woke up in the barn following morning with a sheep laying beside me with 10 gunshots to it, i looked at the sheep and puked up everywhere, friends said i went trigger happy with the Bolt Action L26A1 sniper rifle i brang back from Iraq.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2334 [Nickname] loked [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank a four loko and drank lots of beer and played beer pong...completely blacked out and was told i was doing keg stands what not. anyways woke up in my friends bed told her she needed to drive me home even though she drank as much as me and when she said no i thought it would be a great idea to take a $40 taxi ride home even though i had no money. got home and ditched the taxi driver who then proceeded to chase after me. ran up some back alley way and this kid came out and asked what i was doing on his steps. i said i was hiding from the taxi guy and he invited me into his party. we took more shots then i left and met up with my friends. we drank more and i blacked out again and did more bad things. anyways thanks four loko so sad your illegal now :(

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2333 [Nickname] Cat got your tongue? [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Saturday night all of a sudden i get this raspy ass voice sounds like i have been smoking my whole life next thing i find out its laryngitis thanks four loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2332 [Nickname] bananapajamas [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one four loko a piece,couple shots of bacardi superior and white wine, success is epic, four locos are for the winn. winn.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2330 [Nickname] CrazyBuddy [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I started off the night at my buddys house just eating munchies and such, i got a call from this kid that went to my college saying there was a wild party downtown, my buddy had about 12 4locos at his house we each chuged two and hit the road, we were taking the bus it took me 5 min to find change and the bus driver was being a dick so i went to the back of the bus and chuged another 4loco, i dont remeber anything after that, exept i woke up beside this black girl there was 4 condoms in the room and my buddys were no where to be found my phones gone and so is 450$ dollars FUCK.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2329 [Nickname] curious [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i didnt have a story yet but ill like to try four lokos. i heard that i need to drink with my boyfriend because they have a afrodisiac side effects, ill will to heard about that. thank u

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2327 [Nickname] lovefourlokos [Loko] 58 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So it was my best friends birthday(she turned 17) and to celebrate we decided to throw a big party. For alc we got 6 four lokos for ourselves and ton of beer and vodka. We both chugged 3 lokos each in about and hour and I decided to drive myself and seven others(my car seats 5)to in n out,ordered food, drove into a sign at a church, stopped to play at the park and then we both black out. We woke up naked in some random persons jacuzzi with clothes, empty cans, and used condoms all around the jacuzzi. asked what the fuck happened the night before, and found out I had sex with my bestfriends college brother and she fucked his best friend. THANK YOU FOUR LOKO.WE LOVE YOU.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2326 [Nickname] glasgowjock [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 16 cans, I'm Scottish

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2324 [Nickname] EvanSalmon [Loko] 30 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 1 4loko and ended up stabbing my shin with a pencil i tried to sharpen in my hamsters asshole

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2323 [Nickname] kidfrankie [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 5 four lokos in new york....i woke up in kentucky.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2322 [Nickname] lokomotive24 [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was new years eve 2009, between myself and 5 other people we killed 22 four lokos. after the first 12 we decided to go to the casino 25 minutes away. We then came back home after the casino (lost a shitload of money), and proceeded to finish off the rest. Next thing i remember me and all my friends were puking outside in the driveway and one of my friends was passed out in my closet with a locked door and the stereo full blast. we could not get inside to shut off the stereo and my buddy was passed out cold. Next thing i remember was my friend waking me up in the dark house as i was standing in the living room. it was if i was sleep walking and didnt know. my parents came home the next day asking wat all the red stuff in the driveway was and i told them it was our cat kiki that had the stomach flu. my parents didnt buy it for a second. thank you 4 loko. we still continue to go loko for them lokos.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2321 [Nickname] Slim Fasted YUHHH!! [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I attend Texas State University so i think it goes without saying that I am what licensed administrators would call a absolute "Party Animal" so of course ive had my fair share of run ins with what i like to call Quattro Loko. So much that i am now quite the household name around campus, They call me the "Loko Master". But even with all of that fame that ive received from four loko i must honor the REAL "liquid cocaine" the REAL "blackout in a can" RICH CHOCOLATE ROYAL SLIM MUTHAFUCKIN FAST! That SHIT will have yo ass CHOCOLATE WASTED.......... muff said.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2320 [Nickname] Kushman420 [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so i was kickin it at this party after id bought some four lokos. i left the store with six n by the halfway point of the party i had shotguned all of em. i then drank some of my friends thirty pack while i cud already tell i was fucked up. thats when the blur kicked in. oh shit i was studderin, walkin very slow and saw only slow but steady flashes of colors roaming the room. i asked my friend who was the owner of this party house if i cud crash in his extra room. i made it to his bathroom n puked my fucking brains out all over the toilet haha. projectile vomit was scattered everywhere. when i finished up n felt better i took my girl to the guest room n she sucked me off. i fucked her for a little n we passed out holding eachother hella drunk. i woke up with so many crazy ass texts on my phone and i didnt remember any of them. i turned to my side and asked my baby this. "u have fun last night or what!" i smoked a bowl of og kush out my bong and passed back out holding my girls boobs. that night the only thing i remember was cracking open the first loko n shotguning it from there on the most i remember was the sex. :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2319 [Nickname] Morayes-loko [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank three four lokos last night at 8 o clock thinking that it would only last until midnight. I had to be home at 12:30 I get home at 1:30, get in bed kiss my wife and go to sleep. I wake up throwing up, and two cops are standing next to my bed about to arrest me. Turns out I actually climbed in an open window into some random 17 year old's room, started making out with him in the middle of the night. Now they're charging me with statutory rape and trespassing. haha i was so loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2318 [Nickname] Phoenix [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: This probably isn't the wildest of stories, but that's how you know it's true. My first time drinking Loko...I bought 4; 2 cran lemonade, 2 fruit punch. I drank two, gave my friend one, and halfway through my third I was feelin' good so I gave the rest to him. We danced to some old Opus III (techno) then I decided to visit my neighbor, who loved to drink. Bought a bottle of Evan Williams, sipped at that a bit...then realized my creepster acquantance had taken a liking to talking to my mom. So I'm suspecting something...well, my neighbor is drunk and everyone has left but me, him, my bf, and some guy. I'm upstairs when I hear a knocking, the guy had climbed on the roof because my neighbor locked him out and I had to help him through the window. Then neighbor came and kidnapped my whiskey and locked himself in his room, so I broke his door frame by smashing my body into his door trying to get it back. So I get my whiskey back and run to my house...I knock on my door and mom comes in a towel. I slam the door, run to the backyard, and tell my friend this creeper fucked my mom. I start gettin' real angry so I smash in my shed door but that isn't enough. My friend says something real insulting so I go crazy and start choking him. Well long story short we get in a crazy fight that ends when he headbutts me in the eye and I fall down, then get up and sock him in the stomache. We had had enough by then so I go home and pass out. I wake up with a bruised eye and sore all over. Great times...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2317 [Nickname] Mikeyy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a Loko to start the night. Drank another in bp....blah blah ran from cops in a park, threw up in walmart parking lot...woke up this morning not remembering what happened after

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2316 [Nickname] drunkie [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Thursday night and me and all my roomates were going dt. It was a last minute decision but we had to leave now to get to power hour at grandmas so i wanted to pregame so I chugged a fourloko. Went to power hour got 5 pineapple vodkas then left to go to the next bar with my buds. Ordered 10 shots of tequilla had 5 gave the others to my roomates and woke up in jail the next morning

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2315 [Nickname] Regret's a ***** [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night I went to a friends frat party where the only drink there was four loko. As soon as we arrived we started downing four lokos like water and hanging out and chilling with people. We got up and danced with some girls when aroun 1 A.m. my vision started going black. Next thing I know I wake up in the town jail cell 12 hours later with charges of assault and drunk driving being pressed against me. Turns out after everything went black me and my friend got into a fight at the party where his arm was broken and a kids head got spilt open. We then got into my car to take him to the hospital with me driving and while driving was pulled over by a state trooper. Here I am 12 hours later having no idea how my friend is with $5,000 bail to get out.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2314 [Nickname] dudewheresmycar? [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: lets just say me and my best buddies were getting mad loko. my boy is a tank but after four lokos he was blacked out and after 3 i was too. we decided to reenact dude wheres my car. i successfully drove my car and left it in my churches petting zoo. played mad video games to defeat the aliens. fucked a hot broad then got punched in the face by her jock boyfriend. went golfing. forgot my anniversary. woke up in a sick ass jumpsuit. best part is i will always have my loko night since i have dude tattooed on my back....

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2313 [Nickname] jess n [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: last week i went to a party and ended up drinking 2 four lokos for the first time and apparently i did cartwheels naked in the snow but all i remeber is waking up in a bathtub but my friend drank like 5 four lokos and he tried fist himself, i'm watching the footage now it's the funniest shit i've ever seen

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2312 [Nickname] buzz [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: snorted a flaming shot of bourbon then shotgunned a fruit punch four loko. robbed two extra marts and injected a hooker with chloroform. absolutely lovely night. I then proceeded to naw my legs off believing that i had more four loko in my veins..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2311 [Nickname] broken.. [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was the first night me and my ex boyfriend(boyfriend at the time) ever tried Four Lokos together;; the most I ever drank was 1 and it gave me a pretty good buzz so we bought 2 a piece. The first one I drank down in about 10 minutes and then proceeded to drink down the second one in about 5. After that it gets a little fuzzy;; I went upstairs to go to the bathroom and fell in the bathtub;; didn't realize it til my ex came upstairs to see what happened;; turned out the shower curtain came out of the wall and then I'm told I wouldn't let him go to bed until he laid me;; I told him a lot of raunchy things and woke up the next morning with no recolection of what happened

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2310 [Nickname] Batman [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 17 four lokos and found myself flying to the Jelly Belly jelly beans corporate headquarters wherever that is located and pleading with underage Chinese factory workers to give me five tons of popcorn flavored jelly beans for the 37 cents and pile of lint in my pocket. While I was there I convinced them to start manufacturing Jelly Belly Belly Jeans: pants made entirely out of jelly beans, and jelly beans made entirely out of pants.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2309 [Nickname] ellie [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: well.. from what i heard i was in the corner dancing with a large mexican who was on the football team, picked a fight with a girl who supposedly spilled a drink on me and it turned out to be one of my best friends, went to a boyfriends house 99% sure i had sex with him.. i got so upset that my friends came and get me but not before screaming " I HATE COLLEGE" slamming my brand new iPhone 4 on the ground how it managed to not break is beyond me. and then my friends put me to bed.. yeahh lovely way to wake up in the morning hearing this story

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2308 [Nickname] 2 loko 2 handle [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: group of friends and myself, all pseudo-responsible (not really, lolskis), 21 or with identification saying we were 21, woke up around 10 am, drinking loko at the pool back in the spring. haze set in around noon, i lost my boat, we went to a baseball tailgate. continued drinking loko in bathing suits, ended up going straight to bars after, drank loko inside the bar. bartender tried to stop me but i was loko'ed out and yelled at him to shut the f*** up, so he did. went to the convenience store around the corner to buy more loko, pissed myself (still in my swimsuit) in the store but the people didnt know so they let me purchase. then drove everyone home at the end of the night...dont remember that (lolskis again).

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2307 [Nickname] low-koh [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had like,this 4 loko thing and then i got pissed and then piss got me!!!!! !!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2306 [Nickname] uhohspaghetti [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank two four lokos and a couple shots of captain... ended up at a strange woods party full of rednecks without shirts on, so i took my shirt off, my guy friends had beer cans thrown at their heads so i punched a redneck in the stomach. i don't think it hurt him at all. then, we're in the car and we all take our shirts off (bra included this time) and my friend tells me her boyfriend's dick is too big to fit in my mouth so i put it in my mouth and then i take it out and say "i told ya so". i only know about any of this from the morning after.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2305 [Nickname] It's OK [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My and a couple of friends went to visit another friend at Uni. Drank about 2 or 3 lokos before the road trip and more were drunk on route, my buddythen passed out, pissed all over the other two passengers in the back, and himself. When we woke him to tell him he pissed himself his reply was: 'Yeah but I knew I did it so it's OK'

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2304 [Nickname] hooked on meth [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: well one day after doing a bith me and my my mate went out to get a prostertute and she sed try this (4loko) so we both drank 20 cans between us and we got smashed? and we wnt home and raped my wife and 2 kids we went to my dads got his 44 magnum and repeatedly shot a teddy bear an x girlfriend gave me and then realised i had a boner so we done eachover up the bum and then woke up on jerry springer!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2303 [Nickname] American Bad Ass [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 13 [6] Show [Story]

Output: True story: two Fridays ago i was out with a Norwegian we started talking to these chicks I'd say they were 5's maybe 6's anyway they had come to the bar with three dudes we later learned. I was able to befriend one of the dudes and so we all went to his house for an after party. These guys were all about 23-25 yrs old. Anyway they had purchased every four loko within a five mile radius and had 192 lokos in there pantry it was unbelievable they were all messed up on loko. True story #2: The next night the Norwegian made me drink a loko we purchased at a convenient store. He and i then argued about global politics for 1.5 hours (his dad was a senator in norway). While arguing at his place by 3 am I had convinced myself to get back together with an ex hook up, despite using gps on my phone and having been to her apartment many times I managed to lead the taxi driver into an alley behind a parking garage don't remember what happened next but was in her bed by 330 am called her a completely wrong name and then had &ex with her. Taxi driver kept calling me while I was doing my thing, thought it was a Russian girl I met that night so didn't answer, turns out taxi driver had my cc he left me 7 vmails over the course of an hour. Now I'm stuck in a pseudo-relationship for Christmas and a Nigerian cab driver is buying Xmas presents for his family with my student loans. Thanks 4 loko.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2302 [Nickname] Steve [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night I blacked out pounding 4 lokos. When I awoke, I was the funking middle piece in the human centipede.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2301 [Nickname] sickly [Loko] 49 [Not Loko] 26 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I bought 4 cans and saved them until last night. I happily drank 3 of them and then 2 hours later was overwhelmed with the worst case of explosive diarrhea I have ever had. I peed brown liquid out of my butt for over 3 hours.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2300 [Nickname] IK [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Mixed 4Loco with PBR for an entire night. At about 5am, I time traveled. Literally.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2299 [Nickname] I wouldnt doubt it [Loko] 36 [Not Loko] 20 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My mans Joel T had 3 four lokos in about an hour at a party my friend was having in her newly finished basement. He then proceeded to pass out on her new couch....We wake up in the middle of the night to some buzzing sound. I thought it was coming from joel so i went over and checked on him, turns out he peed his pants, broke his phone in his pocket, and ruined her new sofa. He wok up still drunk from the loko and after i explained what he did hes said...."man, I wouldnt doubt it" and passed back out on her bathroom floor.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2298 [Nickname] Rodney Trotter [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Anal Prolapsed the morning after

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2297 [Nickname] AwesomeSauce [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I love Loko. I started one night off with a fruit punch FourLoko, since that is all our liquor store was carrying. I followed that up with a blue Tilt, then had a green Tilt. Needless to say, even though I was shit-faced, the green Tilt still tasted like ass. I blacked out, and 4 hours passed by in a flash. It was awesome.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2296 [Nickname] derrick the god [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 4 four loko's nd woke up in a cave in afganistan with a bunch of taliban nd a camel so i stole a bike nd fucked off home

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2295 [Nickname] [A.M-20] [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I Drank 5 tins of Four Loko, Blacked out n woke up covered in shit. Don't know if it was my shit because there was a fat ugly man next to me.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2294 [Nickname] louiseeex [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank about 4 cans, thats what i remember anyway... and woke up in london, bearing in mind i live 300 miles from london... i had blood, shit and jizz on me, dont ask me what bodily fluids were kinbe i dont know. i woke up in a B and B lying next to a 22 year old... to this day i dont know who he is... thanks four loko :P

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2293 [Nickname] Julia- kaka-koka [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My call of duty killstreak was 1.72. I drank 4 four lokos and when I woke up it was .27...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2292 [Nickname] sailor [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I downed 3 of these in an hour then after a few more, woke up on a gay cruise ship locked in a cupboard with a gag in my mouth. Also it turns out that I'm married to the captains dog. Oh by the way I was already engaged, not any more. Thanks again 4Loko. I will miss you dearly.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 2291 [Nickname] kat [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: sooooo...i was at a christmas party last night and a friend brought 3 cans of the forbidden four loko. i figured i should try some bc why the heck not. it tasted like a watermelon jolly rancher on crack. i don't really know how much i had bc the rest of the night is kind of a blur. i think we rode a camel from brooklyn back to the city. i gave the best blow job i've ever given (and I don't even remember doing it). recently learned how to deep throat. he LOVED it. way to go loko.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?