Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1515 [Nickname] Imfknloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'm smoking, drinking loko and listening to CeeLo Green. I'm really gonna miss this when it's gone. :( I feel fantastic.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1514 [Nickname] kylerz15 [Loko] 72 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night i ended up drinking 4 four lokos and attempted to play guitar. I have been playing for years, and i did not even know how to play a single song that night. I also sexually harassed two girls with plastic fruit. i then pulled an upper decker at a random house threw up on a cat and broke my dvd player.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1513 [Nickname] tdawg [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I Drank 2 lokos... I was drunk :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1512 [Nickname] weezy [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ohhh you know a friend and i drank one each as a road soda, by time our destination was reached, we were apparantly ready to be arrested. friend threw someones drink got arrested for the drink landing on the bouncer, she went to a holding cell than i joined her 15 minutes later with handcuffs on after jumping a fence and going thru a club's kitchen to get back into the club where somehow we were kicked out of. This story may or may not have had a lot more happenings before and after but the only info we got about the night was from the city cops. So happy we got to visit that lovely town again for court about a matter we do not remember, everything was dropped due to connections=SUCCESS

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1511 [Nickname] drunkasf.com [Loko] 23 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: other stupid shit you did when you were drunk

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1510 [Nickname] Abner [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So it's a Thurs or Fri night, and I'm vacationing in FL and visiting cousins. We made plans to hit the club, and were looking to drink for a bit parked out back. I decided to buy two Lokos after listening to my cousins ramble on about how awesome they are. I knew something was amiss while working on my second can, because I insisted on listening to Lil Wayne's "I'm so hood remix" about a million times in a row. I finish my second can, and we head inside. We go to the bar, and I order a round of shots. After that, I pretty much blacked out. Apparently, I spent the whole night stumbling around the club knocking over people's drinks, working a stripper pole, getting kicked off the stage because dudes shouldn't work stripper poles, and dancing with ugly fat chicks. Then for whatever reason after last call, I ended up getting into a friendly but intense wrestling match with a cousin, where I somehow got a gnarley scrape going up the entire backside of my arm. I wake up the following morning to discover that my bar tab was almost $300, spent mostly on buying people replacement drinks after knocking their first ones over, and covered in blood from my untreated arm. Oh well, it looks like I had fun.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1509 [Nickname] PIKE UCSD [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so i was hangin with my BROTHERS...decided to get our loko on! we bought 3 each...drank my first two. chugged em. like a man. wasn't feelin it too much. wanted to take it to the next level. so i look at my BROTHERS...and we have this connection. BUTT CHUG!!! it all get a little hazy after that but im pretty sure that 4LOKO wasn't the last thing to enter my butt...long story short, we took BROTHER-ly love to a whole new level. PIKE4LIFE <3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1508 [Nickname] FourLokoED.com [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Go to FourLokoED.com where you can vote on stories and leave comments. Share your four loko story at FourLokoED.com

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1507 [Nickname] rockerchic [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: First time i went to a club i had a four loco along with my friend. Apparently i met a few people, had a few more drinks, and passed out on the bathroom floor after puking my guts out. they kicked us out because they couldnt let me stay in the bathroom all night. When we got back i sat in a puddle, got humped by a dog, and dropped a cigarette on my face (nice little burn mark on my cheek). had a few more shots then woke up in a bed with no sheets and a huge black dude with all my clothes from the previous night still on. GET LOCO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1506 [Nickname] Loko 4 Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was at a friends house and he was checking his email and he started laughing. Apparently one of his friends tried to go 16Loko and threw up all over the couch. I'?m gonna miss the way Four Loko gets you trashed after one. If you are affected by this '?ban'? on Four Loko, and if anyone has a facebook, you should all '?Like'? this page. http://www.facebook.com/pages/111710-Never-Fourget/177257338958420

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1505 [Nickname] >>LOKO<< [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night i smoked 5 blunts and drank 2 fourlokos. i walked around for a little then went home and slept. the next morning i woke up and everything was normal. ALL of these crazy stories must be made up or the people writing them are pussies that cant handle being LOKO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1504 [Nickname] Walking Loko [Loko] 44 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 2 FourLoko's= 80hrs, 90 days loss privledges, 60 days room restriction, no x-mas break or thanksgiving break....love you 4loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1503 [Nickname] Articulate Bro [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank Four Loko, and then I died. That happens, sometimes.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1502 [Nickname] BrewMaster69 [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I buy a green one and a blue one and instantly I new I was in for trouble. The main thing with these drinks is to not mix um. But I did and I failed big time. Went to a kickback and partied with a bunch of old jr high buddies. So fun..kickn ass in pong..pretty girls ..just a great night couldn?t get any better. And great music. I drank these two demons and I was rocking! And then outta know where I fall and then I fell again both times on the same thing. A doghouse. Haha it was so weird, it was in slow motion. I just melted like butter. Soo now I gather myself and im cool and then out of no where while sitting around a table with my buds ? I start Projectile Vomiting. A blast like a fire extinguisher!! I grabbed the closest thing..a beer bottle and tried to finish in that. It kinda worked. Soo then I apologize and then passed out on the concrete next to the pool.haha somehow I woke up staring at the carpet. Face down inside the house haha !! Thanks 4loco

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1501 [Nickname] Retired4lokodrinker [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: yeah two nights ago we went to a party i being such a hardass never drink more then 1 4loko but this time i drank 2...wow I blacked out and dont remember the night. I guess i threw up everywhere in someones room and got naked trying to take pictures with everyone at the party? wtf! never again, not lday like behavior!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1500 [Nickname] TysonYuP33 [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One Day I Decided to buy 4-four loko's instead of my normal 2-Fourloko's & Before the night was over i was blackedOut & My Buddy told me i went back to the store & Bought some hennessey & A 12-pack & three of us finished that & He told me i Threw The 12-pack in the Street & started Putting all my money On the Hood Of A Car while Standing in the Rain......And all i could remember about that whole day was when i woke up at home(But HOW)with my pants half way down with my phone missing its back...so i walked the way i normally do to get home & it was by the entrance gate of my house half broke WOOOOW...no more FOUR LOKO'S for Me.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1499 [Nickname] chad [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one time i was double fisting fourlokos while listening to my favorite band in the world, phish. i was smoking mad bongs of legit chron sour d when all of a sudden this chick was sucking my dick. i put the bong down (i was holding the 2 fourlokos in one hand while i smoke, i know, hardcore)...before i knew it i threw up on her while she was doming my piece. she didn't stop because she was also double fisting fourlokos. this was all going so well until i realized that my roommates puggle was licking my balls, i was naked and passed out on the kitchen floor of my apartment....phish was playing though.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1498 [Nickname] ED3 [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank two fourlokos last night and wound up having an epic meltdown due to an OkCupid Quiz Result. Suicide was threatened. Thanks Four Loko! I will miss you.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1497 [Nickname] brolokos [Loko] 87 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'd explain my favorite loko story... if i could remember what happened..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1496 [Nickname] lalaleah [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Two and a half lokos and I was dancing to Girl Talk one minute and crying in the fetal position the next.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1495 [Nickname] mad mama pants [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank two locos in about ten minutes snorted a tab ten, went to work at pizza hut. I didn't wear nonslip shoes.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1494 [Nickname] loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night, I had two 4lokos. Could have sworn i stayed in my room all night. Instead, i woke up in a random bed with none of my things. How i got there? some girls found me lying on the ground crying by myself in a military parking lot, a cop then came and i proceeded to laugh in his face when he said he'd arrest me. I was then carried into my dorm and threw up all over the lounge

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1493 [Nickname] 8loko'd [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I finished 2 lokos before going out. Getting that drunk that fast just made me want more, so I did a number of shots I don't remember. Point of the story, I woke up without feeling in the right side of my right arm/hand...I attribute this to the beauty that is Loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1492 [Nickname] Julz [Loko] 38 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My first four loko... i drank a four loko, beer, some shots, a bunch of shit mixed together.. next thing i know we're leaving the party, then i'm asking my friend to pull over so i can puke.. but i forgot to open the door so i kind of puked on the window.. then i blacked out and woke up the nxt morning NAKED in my friend's roommates bed ( he had left for the weekend ). no clothes around me to be found. i look over and see my friend and say "sean, why are u in my room?" he says "julz? what? i thought u were brian?" then i ask "sean, why am i naked?" he starts cracking up laughing. I guess i walked to his dorm naked....... no more 4 lokos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1491 [Nickname] Kait. [Loko] 55 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After one loko, a beer & a long island.. let's just say I was a fucking shit show. According to the scrapes on my hand, knees and top of my foot, I'm pretty sure I fell down a million times on my way home. **** & I practically fucked on the stairs outside of my apartment. The only neighbor of mine that I actually know had to squeeeeeeze past us just to get up the stairs. ("Oh, hey, Joe!") Laid down on my living room floor and proceeded to drunk dial my ex-boyfriend. Hung up with him, rolled over & vommed. Got up, stumbled to the restroom, and sat down on the toilet , peeing & leaning over the bathroom sink to vomit at the same time. Passed out in that position & woke up a few hours later. I. HATE. FOUR LOKO.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1490 [Nickname] alzballz [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night, after spending my evening with the kids in mathletes, a few of us split a four loko. I quickly had my share (1/10 of the can). I've never been so drunk in my life. From what I heard, I stole a grocery cart from the local walmart and rode it around the perimeter of my dorm pretending I was Captain Jack Sparrow. Campus police chased me until I crashed into a nearby tree. I woke up on the floor of my dorm wearing a shower curtain. I am soooo loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1489 [Nickname] Kurt-bot [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and my friends showed up at at open mic night at a bar and proceed to drink four loko's in my van all the while drinking $4 pitchers of PBR at the bar (I think we had 8 between us). I was trying to keep my cool while playing drums but my band mates created havoc. One of us had tear away pants which he proceeded to tear away till he was in a diaper screaming that he had a viper in his diaper. While the other ran around hitting things on his head or slamming it onto tables. then he ran back and started knocking the drum set over and screamed into the microphone while writhing on the ground. We are never allowed back into that bar again.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1488 [Nickname] Lokomocojoko [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drink four Loki all the time. Tried every flavor, even use it as the chaser for my hard liquor....still no black outs. It tastes fruity, almost like a bitch drink. Don't understand how you pussies can't handle the flavored beverage. It's not loko's fault you suck at drinking and blackout after a can of watermelon. Stop being a bitch and man up. You know what makes me strong...old spice deoderant fuckkkk yeaaaaaaaaaaa. I'm coco for loko mannnnnnn

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1487 [Nickname] bmackers [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i woke up this morning in Matt Cooneys bed. Fuck my Life & Four Loko's <3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1486 [Nickname] dirtyBAXTA [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Sup fellow lokos, had my first loko last night. Started off at my friends party, at this point i was already a little tipsy, next thing i remember i was on the side of the road lying next to a racoon carcass, and my friends were laughing at me. I was cradling a car battery claiming that it was the holy grail. Wake up, in some shrubbery, with shit in my pants and gravel stuck in my nose. $50 dollars, covered in shit, stuck to my chest. I wish i was joking when i told you all this, but its the truth. <3 four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1485 [Nickname] The Italian [Loko] 84 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank two and a half four lokos at my dormitory last year. I ended up lighting an American flag on fire and tying it around my back while yelling insults at passing people on the street. Someone put it out (my shirt still has burn marks) and I finished the third in my friends room while going insane to some dubby ass dubstep. Then, I announced that a monkey had just pissed on my mind-brain and left the room. I then walked up to a fire alarm in the dorm and pulled it, for no reason that I can remember. I sprinted out of the building falling on the way and crossed the street, watching my dorm-mates pour out of the building. After we were led back in, I sprinted past the security guard upstairs and wrote a drunken confession letter, turned it in, and ended up in jail 2 days later. Most of this has been told to me, I barely remember it. Now they tell my story to all incoming freshmen every year! And somehow through all of this, I ended up being referred to as "The Italian." I'm a pale guy of Irish and English descent. I'LL MISS YOU FOUR LOKO!!!! You won't be the same without all your stimulating chemicals.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1484 [Nickname] Western Loko [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank too many lokos.....when i woke up i thought i was skiing down a snow capped mountain in the alpes gripping on to 2 skii poles but in reality i was giving 2 dualing western style hand jobs to 2 amigos with curious but gentle mustaches all while my thumbs were free for exploration...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1483 [Nickname] Connor X [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ?Just an average Connor X Tuesday night,? I thought as I double-dogged two broads from behind. Whoa. Hold on. Back up a minute. Rewind. Let?s start at the beginning. I was chilling with my boys, watching ?the game? and doing Four Loko. No big whoop. Like I said, average Tuesday night. I was maybe thirty lokos deep when my boy Shawn suggested we go down to the trendy new nightspot where all the vapid *beep* and collar-popping asshats got together to try to bump uglies. So we all piled into the patented Connor-mobile (heh, of course I?m not drunk driving, officer?) and went to the spot. Now bear in mind, I?ve got like seventy lokos in my gut at this point, so I?m a little sloppy. But hey, I?m Connor X. The night?s just getting started. We roll into the club and I just see this vast expanse of vapid *beep* One vapid *beep* steps up to me and barks, ?you?re kinda cute.? I look at my boys and just know. Countdown to destruction in five?four?three?two?I smirk and reply, ?Yeah, I know. Now who ordered a doggie bag? ?Cause we?ve got a genuine d-o-g on our hands!? Her lip quivered and then she pulled out a gun and shot her face off. Roasted. Toasted. And burnt to a crisp. I high-fived my boy Steve-o and walked to the bar. I started pounding beer shots. I had probably eighty mugs of beer before the barkeep said, ?Whoa, fella, I think you?ve had enough.? With a wide grin spreading across my beer-encrusted face, I told him, ?Enough?s enough, ?fella?.? He toppled backwards into the shelves of beer and booze and his head fell off. Score one for the Con-man. I slammed about twenty more beerskis and?whoa. Let?s just say I was starting to feel it. ?Let the games begin,? I told my boy Jakester. I scoped out the room. ?Jokers to the left of me; jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with me, myself, and I,? I thought. I scoped out one broad and the veins in her rack were busting out of their seams. I sidled up to her. ?Hey, I think there?s something wrong with my receipt.? ?Hm?? she asked inquisitively. ?Yeah,? I yeahed. ?It doesn?t have your number on it.? She laughed like a hyena and then laughed some more. I took this opportunity to pound a booze shot. I had her eating out of my hands, literally! Just then a popped-collar assbasket walked up from literally out of nowhere. ?Is this guy bothering you?? he asked the broad douchely. ?Not as much as your breath is bothering me, twathandle,? I deftly proclaimed. ?Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, say hello to the dog-faced boy. I don?t know whether to shake your hand or give you a pat on the muzzle.? I knew I had another burn in me before I closed the casket on this one. I tore off his popped collar and threw it across the mighty Potomac , deftly proclaiming, ?Fetch, Lassie.? He aged two hundred years right before my eyes before promptly decomposing, like that dude in the end of Last Crusade. I flashed my infamous ?pwned? grin and with a twinkle in my eyes, turned on ?the game.? I told the broad my infamous ?dirty knees? story and before long, she was literally eating out of my hands. ?I think you should meet my friend,? she flirted in my direction. ?Game on,? I volleyed back. Flash forward to two hours later and I?m sack-deep in some premium poon tang. The two broads are doing orgasms left and right. We?re getting it on so hard. Racks are bouncing everywhere. Clits stand at attention and then nut girl stuff all over the place. You name it, these broads and I did it. 69. Doggie style. Karma sutra. Just low-down, nasty sex stuff. If I told you, you wouldn?t even believe me. Let?s just say, do the words donkey punch ring a bell? We made sex for like three days (Viagra? Yeah, right! Meet Connor-agra!) and I was just nailing these broads. Racks, boobs?you name it, I nailed it. It reminded me of the time I got a blowjob while skydiving off the Eiffel Tower . But that?s a story for another day? Then it hit me. These weren?t just broads; they were vapid *beep* I hastily busted my nut and shuffled them out the door. ?Call me?? they said in unison. ?In your dreams,? I shouted back, slamming the door in their vapid faces. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. It was my boy Chas. ?We?re hitting the new hotspot nightplace; you wanna come with?? Without hesitation, I duded in the affirmative. We rolled out. Oh yeah, I was also totally drunk, having done lots of Loko while slamming the sleazes. But not too drunk, because I have a very high tolerance (what can I say? When you ?get your drink on? as much as Connor X, you?re bound to build up a tolerance). We rolled up to the hotplace nightspot. It looked new and shiny in the crisp autumn air. I took my pants off and we went inside. The bouncer stopped me. ?What do you think you?re doing, sir?? he meekly asked. ?It?s the no-pants zone and I am the zonester,? I hurled back as I strolled in with nary a care in the world. He fell backwards in his bouncer chair and cracked his skull on the baseboard. Brain matter and spinal fluid leaked out in a gross way. I didn?t give a crap. I scoped out the broad situation. Affirmatory. Broad at 10 o?clock . I sauntered up. ?I?m Connor X. Spank you very much.? She melted like butter in my hands and was also literally eating out of them. After I shot the shiat with her for a while, I said, ?my place or yours?? She vapidly suggested mine and we got a cab and headed back to Connor X H.Q. for a night of romance. Then we bootiefarked.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1482 [Nickname] loko cowboy [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Loko 4x4: 1 4Loko- passed out on a toilet, pants around ankles. Note to self, lock the door next time. 2 4Lokos- Woke up and had to make a dental appointment to fix missing front tooth. 3 4Lokos- Turned into an instant Casanova... and told a friend that I'm an IT major and would work her like an iPhone. 4 4Lokos- Woke up 27 years old.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1481 [Nickname] Jpizle [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: What is Four Loko? It's a Life Style, it's your best friend, it's Rollin 50 deep but it's just you, it's doing the Windmill but your only Fist Pumpin, and just so happens to be what Moses was leading the Israelites to, the Land of Flowing Milk n Honey, but totally different and in a can my friend! Hope this helps. Unless your in a place in your life where your ready to change, grow, or just flat out take to another Level, *****WARNING*****DO NOT EVEN HOLD A CAN OF DA LOkO!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1480 [Nickname] Gee [Loko] 31 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Couple weeks ago i was at a party, i finished my loko ( +a buncha shots that i cant remember how many of .. ) i go to the bathroom &. while im on the toilet.. i hit my smashed my head on the sink on accedent.. i didnt really feel the hit that much bc i was so numb from the alcohol, but i knew that it hurt ... i go outside to tell everyone at the party what happened.. & i guess that i showed them a reenactment with the sink, but i bent down so low, that i hit my head on the fire pit ( which was lit up btw) .. woke up next morning.. biggest bruise on my head ever, & and a shape of an X from the metal fire pit.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1479 [Nickname] Randy Savage [Loko] 43 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: it was halloween and we were in NYC dressed up at 90s wrestlers. My buddy's new apt is above a chineese restaurant, and he told us we didn't have to worry about making noise anymore. So, we chugged our first Lokos with some beer. Turns out, to rub in the fact he didn't care about noise, he started stomping around, to which we all followed suite. The chinese waitress came up to tell us that the customers were complaining from the noise, to which he yelled 'godzilla!' and kept stomping. Grabbed 10 more lokos, and then 6 more, immediately blacked out. Woke up to find his apt destroyed, and the feather bowas we had exploded everywhere. From from people told us, we spent all night body slamming and throwing each other around, screaming about our (championship) belts. It's also been shown (via cell phone) that we were at one point walking around times square. The only thing we're very sure of, is that most of us puked, and 0 puke found the toilet. So while the toilet was still fresh looking, the corner immediately adjacent to the toilet? Destroyed

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1478 [Nickname] ohhnooo [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: lokos are not intended for nights where you plan on getting laid... dick in the dirt

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1477 [Nickname] BlackOut [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: on the way to some ghetto ass club with my exbf, chugged half a 4 loco on the way and another full 4 loco when we got there. stood in line, lost all my friends and wandered back to my car. met three buff marines who proceeded to beat the shit out of my ex. tried to drive a random stick shift car home. stalled it in front of security. convinced them i could drive my own car. woke up in the morning with my clothes ripped, bruises all over, no license, and i had to be on a plane in less than a week. love you 4 loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1476 [Nickname] goober express [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I went tailgating and after I ran out of beer, I went with a friend to the gas station, got a small bottle of B.V. then my girlfriend got 2 cans of four loko, didnt like the taste of the lemonade or the fruit punch so I drank it, next thing I know is I cant explain what I am saying, then yell alot and my friend said it was time to go because I was with the g.f.s family making an ass of myself, then I was trying to high five traffic, talked through the window to a police officer who told me to roll my window up, yelled profanity at everyone walking by and then went boating, thinking that I would try it again I got a can drank it and went on a rampage in walmart knocking over a stack of pringles yelled at everyone then got drug out....I am going to try it again!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1475 [Nickname] Brown Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I was at the Cleveland Browns VS NY Jets Game Sunday Novemeber 14th 2010 in Cleveland tailgating with some friends in the parking lot with four loko. I have a brief memory of entering the gates after about 3 four lokos and some other drinks. I have a brief flashbacks of the whole day which concludes with a memory of myself and a young boy in a Jets jersey laying on the ground with friends pulling me away with eagerness to leave. I am then driving to work the next day hearing about this drunk idiot in the parking lot following the game tackling a 8 year old boy in the parking lot following the overtime loss. Four Lokos = Wild Times

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1474 [Nickname] LOKO NINJA [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After finishing my SECOND loko, it was time to go to the bars. on the way I felt a strong wind, and my hairs stood up. All the sudden I got the power of CHUCK NORRIS! jumping off a curb into a FLYING ROUNDHOUSE I took aim at a street cone. A visit to the hospital and 2 X-Rays later i found that I am NO Chuck Norris. Just a kid with ambition and a broken ankle..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1473 [Nickname] Facebook [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Post your stories here! http://www.facebook.com/fourlokostories

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1472 [Nickname] Pita [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: You are all a bunch of fucking morons.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1471 [Nickname] Edward-4lokohands [Loko] 85 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story]

Output: We played a game of Edward 4loko-hands for my birthday party. It works just like Edward 40-hands, but you play with 4loko instead. I knew that I would end up pissing my pants if I didn't finish quick, so I drank both my 4lokos in under ten minutes total. The rest of the night was amazing... Baby bird shots, girls stripping on the kitchen table, and various other blurs. I will miss you 4loko. You'll always have a special place in my heart and in my liver.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1470 [Nickname] NottaLokoGirl [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had 3 lokos at my roommates birthday party. For a guy, that seems like a crazy thing to do... I'm a little girl. I had never been the crazy drunk girl ever before... until the lokos got inside me and I thought it would be a smart idea to use my body as a beer pong distraction... Let's just say it was a long night and I woke up with a herniated disk in my back and a 2 hour drive to the beach waiting for me...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1469 [Nickname] NoLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Four Loko is the affliction tee of the alcoholic beverage world, drink beer and bourbon you fucking GDI's

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1468 [Nickname] Central.is.gay [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was a pleasant evening when my Central Washington University freshman buddies had a four loko party. After 3 lokos and some shots we realized that Loko gets you intoxicated (wait? its not just an Energy drink??). Suddenly, things weren't so pleasant. The cops got called, laughed at us for being unable to hold our liquor, and hospitalized everyone. Because I'm a bitch and can't drink, no one in Washington should be able to drink either (only logical) so as of today, Loko is now banned in my state. Now I can't wait for next week's Beer Bong party. I've never used one before but it sounds fun.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1467 [Nickname] L0K0QUEEN [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My night consisted of watermelon, fruit punch, and lemon lime four loko. I woke up in the hollywood hills overlooking LA covered in differnt colored puke..fuck yeah im loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1466 [Nickname] Gregory Hickman [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so i go to the liqour store and see the 4 loko never heard of the drink before so i tried it..i get home drink 1 with a couple friend (there drinking corona) i feel buzzed so i drink another. no im feeling it for the first 45minutes then after that all i remember is waking up in my daughters crib with a dora doll and blanket with my knuckles skinned..apparently after the second one i had another went over to my 100 pound heavy bag and though i was an mma fighter and went crazy slamming the bag like they do in training and hitting the bag then decided i was tired and went to sleep in my daughters room..no she wasnt in the bed.still dont know how i climbed into the crib drunk...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1465 [Nickname] bill [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: actually drank a 4 loko....that's it.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1464 [Nickname] lokobound [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So, I drinking four lokos with my friend one night and we were riding our bike up to the park to watch the fireworks. After the fireworks were done, i still had my four lokos, we started to ride our bike to go some where else. We couldnt really ride them on the side because there were way to many people on there to even move. So me and friend start to ride the grass and soon enough i hit a hole and go flying off my bike along with my four lokos and my friend that was right behind me ran over my head and i thought i broke my toe. But instead of caring about my body parts i was more concerned with my four lokos than anything. I was like " where is my four lokos" and some guys over here is trying to help me up but he gave up after I wasnt cooperating with him. It clearly became an even more crazier night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1463 [Nickname] Murdering Rapist [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Crazy night last night, drank 3 4 lokos then I cleaned my kitchen, donated to charity, helped school children cross the street, carried some groceries for an elderly woman, changed a strangers flat tire on the side of the road, did my roommates laundry, went for a jog, read a book and took a nap.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1462 [Nickname] kimboslice [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: soooooooo... me and my 2 best friends attempted the 4 fourloko challenge. nothing else just 4 lokos. after the 1st loko was downed we went to our colleges student art show. it wasnt untill we were inside around all the expensive artwork and sober professors that we realized we should not be in public. sooo after conversing with my academic advisor about the joys of my profession, we decided it was best that we get the fuck outta there. however on our way through the door we all did mamage to almost knock somethin over and sighn the guest book. So we proceeded to drive our drunk asses to the beach (15mins away) We downed another 4Loko during the drive, while proceeding to have a dance party in the car....not a good idea. At the beach we went to a friend of friends house, gave some lap dances, rejected some creepers, tore down a confederate flag(asshole) and stole some shades. Then we meandered our drunk bums to the sandy shore, where we wanted our feet to be exfoliated! So we would not have to pay for pedicures? after our feet had been exfoliated to the umteenth degree, we left the sandy shore, but gypsy (dumbdrunkass) left her phone on the beach! So we scrambled around like chickens with our heads cut off lookin for it, after about another half of a 4Loko we found it at the beach. DENNY"SSSSS our stomach called at midnight! Stumbling through the doors flabbergasted by the grilled cheese sandwiches with fired mozzarella sticks inside! Oh dear drunken munchies. We didn't stop there.... biscuits and gravy, french fries, egg and cheese sandwiches, pancakes, and onion rings (keep in mind this is 3 small girls) After gypsy got pissed she proceeded to yell fuck you at everyone in Denny's. We left a crappy tip, and crawled back to my dorm room, where we drank two full gallons of milk b4 passing out.... After a night like this how could you ban 4LOKO?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1461 [Nickname] SnowBeef [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Took a shot of four loko and pwned 25 noobs on COD Black Ops. It was LOKO!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1460 [Nickname] Memoryloss [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank one Grape Four Loko and another Raspberry Lemonade Loko. Banged the virgin down the hall and now she's my girlfriend.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1459 [Nickname] Lee Price [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and my bruh's ripped some of the firemost one night and then decided to schwill some balloons and a few cans of 4Loko. Anyhow, we ended up in some parking lot in Miami and some dude tried to sell us precious gemstones out of a case. We fought the guy and a bum, then I slammed another Loko. Next think I know, I wake up with some chick and 1 month later shes pregnant. We named the kid "Loko Firemost Price"

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1458 [Nickname] Wildebeast Slayer [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After drinking 2 Four Loko last night, I was awaken by the sounds of a howling Wildebeast in my bed! Where'd it come from?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1457 [Nickname] Mike Johnson [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So it was 8:55pm and I decided to through a FacebooK party @ 9PM. tHANK YOU 4 LOKO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1456 [Nickname] MacGyver [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had a bunch of my little sisters friends over, and didn't have any roofies, so I let them share two cans instead. They don't remember a thing, but I will get to keep the video forever!! Thanks FourLokos!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1455 [Nickname] Kelscene [Loko] 75 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 4 Loko and woke up with no hair on my body

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1454 [Nickname] shum [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my friend and i decided to go and buy some breakfast after being drinking a lot of beer and (2 each ) four lokos.... then my sister had to pick us up both of us lost walking on a main street without sandals and looking like a homeless... the car that we used to being driving was at a restaurant dont even why.....

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1453 [Nickname] yohn [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had two four Lokos in the course of a few hours at Mardis Gras' 2010 in New Orleans. We met an Italian bum after buying pot from a guy selling it out of a Coffee Container, the tin can kind. He did a really great Christopher Walken impression and threatened to stab me when I asked him if he liked Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He spoke of the horrors past when Katrina hit, how he was in the second floor of his grandmothers house as the ocean consumed the low profile city streets. We went on to eat and I bought him some fries, by this time I was really 'feelin' it and began displaying my drunken ego, a narcissistic fool. Being completely drunken, we stumbled around aimlessly with this homeless Italian New Orleans resident whose name I could not pronounce so we called him 'Z'. We walked about 8 blocks to a musicians house where 'Z' played some Tom Waits on the acoustic, uncanny resemblance, as we smoked pot and watched. Well, my friends were smoking pot, I went in the guys bathroom and barfed in his tub for a few hours, closed the shower curtain, got some water, and hailed a cab out of there. Then we left. I never saw 'Z' again, and I can only imagine that whoever's house I was at was surprised to find his tub full of my innards.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1452 [Nickname] Bro Sidon [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and my bros each downed a couple lokos at some party while watching football. We went downstairs and starting macking on everything in sight. I found this girl that my bro had invited and decided to take her in the bathroom to seal the deal. When my bro found out, he was pissed and told everyone there, including the chick that I had AIDS. She ran around crying hysterically. It was the most ultimate Loko induced cock block ever made in the history of man.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1451 [Nickname] Happy Valley [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Took a trip to State College (Pa.) to visit some old friends. When we arrived, everybody was on Four Loko. One friend, a chemist with a degree from Penn State University, decided it would be a good idea to arrange a pile of leaves in his front yard, pour gasoline on it, and light it on fire. As he leaned in practically face first with the lighter, the pile ignited into a huge fireball. Everybody who was in the house had no idea what was going on, but came running outside because the blast shook the floors. Thankfully he was fine, just some burnt hair. Amazingly he was probably better off than the rest of the group, who all seemed to have cuts and/or broken bones from fighting one another.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1450 [Nickname] phil 231 [Loko] 25 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Four Loko brought our ethics class together.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1449 [Nickname] findadoctor [Loko] 21 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: these stories arent that good...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1448 [Nickname] Lok Wilson [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I shit my pants.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1447 [Nickname] A-A-A Shamed One! [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a few Four Lokos and when my wife got home from work, we fucked for two hours. At some point I realized that it was my mother-in-law, not my wife. We did it for another hour, but then my wife told that bitch to get out and not come back.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1446 [Nickname] Amy [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 four lokos starting masterbating. Just when I hit my climax my little brother opened the door to my room and I projectile squirted into his face.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1445 [Nickname] lisa [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: woke up topless with a busted, bloody knee, towels from the attemped lesbian shower on the floor, mcdouble wrappers scattered. never left my room. i'd call it a loko wednesday.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1444 [Nickname] Ledwetter [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a loko, 4 beers, 2 shots of moonshine, smoked 4 cigarettes (not a smoker) then wrote a song about my teacher, puked in my bed and passed out, then woke up realizing i was sleeping in puke so i took a shower, then got back into the puke bed and slept 6 more hours.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1443 [Nickname] Tyits [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I actually combined 2 four locos (or however the spelling, sorry grammaticly correct guy) with a blue tilt. After drinking these I looked riddiculous, my friends said "you look like you just got done making out with smurfette." The setting I started drinking was at my friends house I was listening to them jam out for an upcoming punk show. The finished their set I drained the last of my death juice and proceeded to ride with my friend the 10 miles back to town.(at this point he was driving my car). Next, I told him to slow down making like I was going to puke, rolled down the window, then "spider" climbed onto the roof. I was shouting commands to "go, go, let's do some stunts!" Fortunately my friend was not as wasted as me, which must have made me mad because I jumped off the hood took off into the woods, busting ass on a barbed wire fence, shouting "I will name my campsite after you!" Miracuously, I treked 10 miles back to town woke up at 10 a.m., picking cactus hairs out of my leg and nursing two black eyes...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1442 [Nickname] Swiisssh. [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I have tried lokos MANY timessss. I never get fucked up off them..but one night after my boyfreind and i got home.. i went to a party, when i walked in 3 girls were in the house drinking lokos.. as soon as i walked into the party a girl comes up to me crying asking me if she could use my phone.. i have even closed the door and a girl is already crying the other 2 girls were cracking up.. i didnt know what to do but laugh and take my phone.. 5 minutes go by and the girl is cussin her mom out. lol Idk what happen between them but that girl should never drink a loko again!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1441 [Nickname] Raggy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: As I sat in my room stalking bitches on Facebook, one of my roomates came in and said "Four Loko Night?" I said, lets do it. Once the two of us agreed to a Four Loko Night we convinced our 3rd roomate to join us. We went to our local deli, and bought 9 Four Lokos. We chugged the first Four Loko and then sipped on the second one. By this time we were pretty much fucked up already. So then out of nowhere we got horny and we were like yall want to get some Craigslist hoes. We all agreed and began our search. Unfortunately patience and alcohol are not a good combination and after 5 minutes we gave up...BUT then out of nowhere we yelled out "Massage time" and once again we all agreed. We began to sip on our 3rd four loko but did not finish, so we left them near a homeless person so they could also have a Four Loko night. Anyways we began to walk to the spot and we got in the elevator. Funny thing was that in the elevator this lady saw us and she knew what we were up to. She was a worker there lol. But lets get to the good part. We all go in to the spot. They tell us it cost 80 bucks for the massage. We all agreed and went our seperate ways. Got my table shower and then got my massage and then out of nowhere I had two Korean girls wrestling with me trying to jerk me off. One held me down and the other one jerked me. For some reason though I was wilding out and at one point I ran into the lobby butt naked and funny shit was that one my roomates was there already, naked!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1440 [Nickname] ManBearPig0 [Loko] 58 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 Four Lokos and went swimming... that doesn't seem like too much of a problem till you realize that it's November in western PA

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1439 [Nickname] Capital [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 3 lokos then made this: http://www.ipoopedacapitalf.com

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1438 [Nickname] jpwhre [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well my story isn't an over the top story. At 38 years of age, and not a power drinker, i am shocked to see this going on. I started with the grape four max 10% in 12 oz can, then a year later loko came in a 12% in 23.5 oz. I drink 1-2 cans a nite, and i mean it takes me 4-8 hours to drink them. I get my buzz on and milk it thru the nite. Not looking to get hammered in 8 min and black out the rest of the nite with a bottle of jack, few joints, and then off to kill a bottle of yagar.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1437 [Nickname] sarah [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: http://pigfoodrecords.com/store/r-i-p-four-loko-tee/ some of the most fun memories i have (that are all a bit hazy) are all because of this magical beverage. now that four loko is banned in New York, you can bet i'll be wearing this t-shirt while i'm sipping on the stockpile i have in my fridge. RIP.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1436 [Nickname] Chronotherm [Loko] 48 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Hello, fellow Four Loko users. Today I decided to buy a case of Four Loko to celebrate, or "mourn," the disappearance and/or outlawing of our mutual friend, Four Loko (Phusion Products is in trouble for absolutely no reason by New York State because of stupid bullshit.) Said case consisted of twelve assorted Four Lokos. I had a Four Loko, then a girl who was located in my fraternity house also had a Four Loko. We attempted to go into my room and have sex, at which point I blacked out. Hours later, I became acutely aware of my surroundings. I was in a shower, with a pounding headache, and -- unable to get an erection or ejaculate because of "four loko dick" -- I found myself urinating on her face. She also had a Four Loko. The only part that I remember thereafter is her thanking me for taking a piss on her face. I never thought I would get thanked for peeing on a girl's face outside of the adult film industry. God bless Four Loko; she was pretty cute. I got a second date. I don't plan to pee on her next time.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1435 [Nickname] Loko Pong: [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The other night me and my bros wanted to play beer pong. Unfortunately we didn't have any beer but we did have a few lokos so we settled for loko pong. After about 8 games we are all sufficiently smashed. I call up my ex girlfriend pleading for her to take me back. I then proceed to black out, and wake up the next morning in her bed, both of us naked. She woke up and we got in a fight. We're no longer on speaking terms.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1434 [Nickname] Team Street Drinkers [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Sitting around in Esco drinking Lok's with a buddy. Three deep and we decide to go drink Loks aside our buddy verno's gravesite who just passed way. Our mode of transportation were bikes and a minute later we're charging down a gnarly hill. We collided and got messed up! My buddy broke his collar bone in a couple places. My ear got ripped off and i broke my nose. We both were on pain pills for the next month and could do nothing but laugh about it. (I'm Lokd right now so sorry for my awesome story)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1433 [Nickname] whoops [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One four loko followed by a couple shots of vodka led to a whirlwind of a night in which I apparently kissed a guy to make him stand still, questioned the sexuality of a couple of marines,and managed to lose track of everything in my possession sans my phone and wallet. "Everything" would include: my bag, which happened to contain my only hairbrush and all my makeup among other trinkets, and literally every article of clothing I had on apart from my bra and boots. That's a lost dress, cami, leggings, and jacket. Needless to say, the following morning resulted in a particularly shameful walk of shame. The best part though was the two-hours-later meeting with my set of mortified parents who happened to be in town for the weekend.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1432 [Nickname] LokoMotive [Loko] 36 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night I was chewing on my girl's nipples as she was watching an episode of Bad Girls, out of nowhere she decided that we HAD to watch the last showing of SkyLine (Best Movie Ever!) at 10:40pm. After my third Loko, I realized that I was shitting my pants directly outside the theater, I went inside and hurriedly payed the attendant after a quick conversation regarding the cut off age for children. After entering the elevator headed to the theater, I pulled out my fourth Loko and began singing Christmas carols to the people on board. Out of no where I heard a high pitched sound that seemed to resonate from my ass but come to find out it was me crying in a puke filled corner of the elevator while the my Loko was draining down my pants. After crawling into a seat I woke up hours later to find that everyone was gone and my jacket, wallet and shoes were gone - but I still had the rest of my Loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1431 [Nickname] Rick [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One time I drank three four lokos. The next morning I woke up with two of my bestfriends laying naked in bed.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1430 [Nickname] oste [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank a four loko, grinded with this one piece, then made out with another. blacked out at this point, proceeded to go steal a skateboard from a good friend, then after 6 hours of sleep, i woke up on the curb with a deer in my face. i love ann arbor

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1429 [Nickname] GG [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: blacked out.... was told by my boyfriend we had the best sex of our life.... couldnt remember shit fuck u loko!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1428 [Nickname] Buttorscotch [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So the other day I picked up a couple cans of Loko and got Lok'd out of my mind. I drank the first can and decided that it would be a great idea to see if I could drink the next one through a tuba. Braap brapp barppppp! I had a friend empty the second can into my expensive tuba and half choked on the incoming alcholic energy drink frenzy. Now for some reason here, at the end of the 2nd can, my body decided to rebel and produce projectile poops. I pooped on my friends antique rug and rolled around on it while arm farting the national anthem. The third can was administered via catheter. Talk about living the Loko dream.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1427 [Nickname] Frosty [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My boyfriend and I were halfway through our four lokos when we starting arguing over nothing. He got so heated he threw his four loko against my bedroom door, smashed his bong against the wall, and punched my TV, causing him to break two bones in his hand. He's in a cast for 4 weeks.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1426 [Nickname] loked [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My first experience with four loko started with me leaving a party where the neighbor was waving around a gun at all the fucked up kids and ended with me and all of my girlfriends running around naked in the local elementary school park in the sprinklers in front of all of our guy friends. Since then, everytime i've dranken four loko i've ended up publicly naked with no recollection except for the interesting photographs.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1425 [Nickname] FadyPerry [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friends and i decide to have a loko slushy night. A loko slushy being fourloko blended with ice and sky vodka. We drink these bad boys out of measuring cups and mugs and all hell breaks loose. We blast the music, one guy jumps up on the beer pong table & starts dancing like a russian baker, kicking off all cups and cans. Another one then jumps up with him & they start dancing/humping on the table as it starts to collapse. and boom they hit the floor. Everyone's jumping around just going nuts, and then i black out, wake up on a couch with my other friend to the sound of 5 of our guy friends blacked out banging on a drum set as well as pots & pans with spatulas & knives. They are just screaming at the top of their lungs and banging on things from 2am-4am. Then they stop and climb up on the roof, and from inside the house i see one come rolling right off and hitting the ground. After that they proceed to roll around in the grass with the hose wrestling & beating the shit out of each other, as the sun is now rising. I pass out again. It's now 9am and we look at the pots and pans they were banging and one metal pot has a bunch of dings in it. We then find a bloody knife. Someone was banging the pot with a knife so hard and for so long that they sliced their hand open and bled everywhere. No matter how drunk you are a loko also gives you the energy to party on.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1424 [Nickname] TC [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last week I had my first four loko. I had a blue raspberry then proceeded to play a few games of beerpong in my front yard. The next day I woke up to see that half of my beerpong table was missing, my fire pit was knocked over, my grass was burnt black, and my living room was littered with mexican food. Good times.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1423 [Nickname] Crazy Carl [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 four lokos, fought off 6 dudes in a fight and made out with 8 chicks in da club. All In one night, average loko night

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1422 [Nickname] 4LokoFailWin [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friends and I were passing around a couple of 4lokos like weed, taking swigs of each nasty-ass flavor. We made it to the dance party, but after chugging a beer I decided the line for the bathroom was too long, so I went outside and peed in the bushes. But then I couldn't get back in, somehow belligerently yelling at the security guards did nothing to help my cause. I ran into some other friends and we went back to their place, where we all proceeded to make out with each other. Then, apparently I thought one of her suite mates was cute because next thing I know we're banging! What I didn't know was that the window was open and all of his friends were watching/ filming the encounter (I bitched him out the next day and got him to delete it - political scandal averted.) As I was walking back, my douchebag fratboy ex-boyfriend called me and told me he and his best friend are waiting in my room. When I get there, I find out they've each had two 4lokos and are drinking a third. I proceed to steal copious sips and thus go into a blackout. I come to getting eaten out by who I first assume to be my ex, but it's actually his best friend! Apparently, we banged all night, and I was moaning and screaming so loud my friends two floors up heard me. But since neither of us knew we banged, he didn't realize that that was why he couldn't get hard in the morning, and thus he proceeded to eat me out for a long, pleasurable time. As a result, my ex hates me (but not his friend, hmmmm) but hey, it happens. Best part of the story: The last time my friends saw me, I was bringing both my ex and his best friend into my room. And when I woke up, there were a pair of boxer briefs that I'm 90% sure are my ex's. In which case, I probably had a threesome with him and his friend! Which is especially hilarious cause they would so not be cool with male-on-male action. What's sad is that either no one possesses knowledge of this event or whoever does isn't saying anything...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1421 [Nickname] Viva Las Vegas [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Saturday November 13, 2010 Las Vegas, NV. Like a rock star I had a Four Loko for breakfast follow by another Four Loko at Noon. In it all I had 4 Four loko in 16 hours. I don't remembered what happened at the night club but they had to call the cops on me. The cop took me downtown and then let me go because the jail was overcrowded. No fucking Joke. The Jail was overcrowded. I was charged with Trespassing. If you think that's crazy just imagined the look that was on my face when the officer told me to go home. I got on the bus and didn't know where i was going and then some lady on the bus said the wrong thing to me because I didn't know where I was going so I when off on her for 20 minutes calling her every name in the book. At one point i told her to stick a big black dick in your mouth and try to sing the national anthem. Eventually the bus driver kicked me off the bus so i walked to a friend's house I think(don't know how i got there). I woke up at his house with his cat next to me and now I'm having an allergic reaction. My entire body itches like crazy. My skin is turning red and I have a huge knot on my head and I have a stupid hangover with no money and no ID.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1420 [Nickname] crazybitch [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: threesome with two guys...on my period. they said "it's ok, we'll put towels down" best night ever haaa

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1419 [Nickname] wackooo [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 4 beers one night and 1 whole four loko. ended up going down on my cousin for her boyfriend on webcam. im a girl. getting in a fight with her. feeling fine going into a different room made a bunch of videos on my webcam went to bed feeling great waking up at 7 am and projectile vomiting and diarrhing until 8 pm that night. didnt think it was that loko until looking back on it! hahaha

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1418 [Nickname] bravodelta [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: this one's embarrassing.. drank two lokos in about 30 minutes during a fucking pregame. dont remember leaving my dorm. but apparently i guzzled two cans of beer and then stepped out to inhale a waterfall of weed. while in the woods smoking, i started rolling around laughing and then tried to jerk off in plane sight of my friends. they carried me back inside and i was yelling at people in german, then i passed out, they drew on me etc, and my night ended before 11pm. i have now retired four loko from my inventory of drinks and my friends have never let me live down that fateful night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1417 [Nickname] partyxanimal [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one time i drank 4loko and it tasted bad and then i got drunk

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1416 [Nickname] heyyyyy123 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and a girlfriend decided to celebrate halloween in the nyc (we're from jersey). we bought four 4 lokos and had a nice night out. -_- at some point in the night, like at 4 am, our drunk asses realize we were missing our wallets, cellphones, and our last 4 loko. we were really confused and started recapping...which was useless because we didnt remember shit. somehow we ended up at the nypd then made a journey back to jersey still drunk the next day. 2 days later we realized we had actually DRANK the last 4 loko, which explains how we lost our things and/or got robbed. lesson learned, the end.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1415 [Nickname] The Loko Challenge [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 4 4lokos in 4 hours...enough said

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1414 [Nickname] 4crazy [Loko] 109 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I finished the 1234 challenge (1 blunt, 2 shots of Jack, 3 Coors, and a 4 loko) and the next thing I know I'm waking up in a bed god know where with two dogs licking my face. Having no idea where I am I try to leave but the first step out of the bed has my barefoot in my own feces. This is when I realized that I have handcuffs on. My buddy told me that I escaped the police after they arrested me for vandalism (I was spray painting the house I was at 'This is MY HOUSE, BITCH!) They had me in handcuffs but when their attention was elsewhere I booked it. I have no idea who's house that was or why I took a shit right next to the bed. wow.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1413 [Nickname] Dizz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: A friend suggested I try a LOkO. Downed it, then I piled a few 7 and 7's on top of it. Later that night, I played pool with 2 biker girls who looked amazing at the time. At this point I was blacked out because I woke up with scrapes, cuts and bruises underneath my eyes and have no idea how I got them. Hopefully I didn't get rolled on by the Biker Girlz boyfriends. I hope thats not the case, because I have no idea and my boys who drank the LOKOS dont know either

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1412 [Nickname] lastNight [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i'm about as reckless as teletubies. needless to say, i'm not a big drinker. i drank two four lokos and the only thing i can remember from last night was that i was hanging out with about 25 members of the Latin Kings, and every one of them was cheering me on. i really wish i could remember why. thanks four loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1411 [Nickname] TheItalianStallion [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So last night I was DJing this bitchin' 80's dance party. There were hoes, there were bros, and midgets in panty hose, but im not complainin! Im the god damn DJ and im happily sippin on a blue raz lokodoko. It was a totally rad party, until the night was closin in. I was finishin with pour some sugar on it; classic. Things were getting hot, getting heavy, so i said fuck it, Im cracking another loko. BIG BIG BIG Mistake.... My vision started to blur, it started looking like dudes were grinding on a dance poll, and my woman was nagging me for not cookin her dinner earlier. Needless to say my head was goin loko from the raz loko. All I remember from this point on was stumblin into some kids house, yellin "the mother fuckin DJs' in the house BITCH!" and getting thrown out. Unfortunately my woman was left at the house. Gang banged, like bein tamed by a train. The unfortunate part was, I was supposedly plannin to meet up with this other chick and my OG woman had my house keys. So i guess I ran around the town telling everyone how much my woman was a ho, while grapplin this new chick jessica. Needless to say I went loko... in a good way. Right???

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1410 [Nickname] sp? [Loko] 25 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Why can't anyone who's posted a story on this page spell? Do Four Lokos cause permanent brain damage?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1409 [Nickname] fart [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i farted.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1408 [Nickname] lo ko [Loko] 62 [Not Loko] 21 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After three I decided to steal a hobos shopping cart and ride it down a busy street into oncoming traffic meanwhile being chased by hobo. Then I stole the mans booze right out his cart, ran, drank all of it and passout in a bush in front of my apartment. I can't believe I'm alive.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1407 [Nickname] Mr.Patel [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had a few beers before i got started on the second of two of my four LOKOS. Soon after i told one of my friends there to smack me in the face as hard as he could. He refused at first but eventually did it. Right after the hard smack i started flailing my arms trying to fight him. He eventually drove me home in his car. Fucked up part....i walked through my back door stumbling with a non-lit cigaratte in my mouth and speaking gibberish(indian language too). i wake up on my futon with half of it off the ground ( so im guessing it was tilted all night). Look at my phone and read a text from my sister the night before saying "stop making fucking animal noises and go to sleep"

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1406 [Nickname] thaaaaat niggguhh [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: last night i drank 4 4loko's. today i have no car, and now am the owner of some brand new J's and a baggie of medical marijuana

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1405 [Nickname] Drunk [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had never had a 4loko in my life but heard they were great. so i decided to try one. i finished the whole thing and all i remember what dancing in my friends garage to my ringtone, taking hideous pictures on my friends camera, and making out with one of my best guy friends. i love 4lokos. they're a great excuse to do whatever you want.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1404 [Nickname] NB [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well, decided to finally go to a bar having been 21 for a month. Had a loko, went into the bar and had free beer, more beer, and a brooklyn buzz bomb, and other drinks I don't remember. At some point, I left the bar (not that I remember) and dropped a friend off. I was left with this girl and I drove 15 miles to a beach and only was aware that I was driving when I had to slam on my brakes to prevent my vehicle from sailing into the water. Went skinny dipping at the beach with this girl I had never met, fucked in the backseat of my car...then I blacked out again. Woke up the next morning, and thought to myself "Oh shit, I definitely brought this girl home last night and fucked her again. What is her name? I hope she doesn't ask."

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1403 [Nickname] ye bittcch [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so one day i had 5 four lokos...bye

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1402 [Nickname] troatlette [Loko] 21 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: last weekend I drank a quater of a four lok, from then on it was all out troating. i woke up with the worst cum watermelon breath. night=success. loked for life.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1401 [Nickname] Jeran Williams [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I recently visited one of my BFFs in Lousiana with my cousin and a friend. They were talking about 4Loko on the way down there, and made it sound crazy as fuck.My friend's fiance was in med school and was treating three individuals that were under psychiatric evaluation due to the effects of 4Loko. We were like "fuck no...we are not drinking this shit." 'But of course, as soon as we get to the beer store, we had to get some fucking 4 Loko to test the fucking waters. I'm just gonna say that what was originally an awesome night turned into a slow motion rush that became very trippy. Last I remember, we were walking through the casino to get to our hotel room in slow motion. All of us were drooling as we talked, and every sound or voice I heard was "chopped n screwed." Let's go one more time before they take it off the shelves!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1400 [Nickname] lezy4life [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: im a five foot 98 pound girl last weekend i experienced my first four loko i was told not to finish it by myself but, like a champ, i did. i ended up wrestling my best friend, also a girl, and making out between positions. the porch across from us cheered us on putting bets on which one could get the others shirt off first. we ended the night by dominating at ruit and booting in a bush.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1399 [Nickname] peee peeee [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: last night me and my pals were drinking four lokos and i already had 4 of them so anyways i wonder off to find a nice spot to piss at just an fyi we are out in the woods but anyways i find a nice spot and i start to pee as i do my friends are laughing at me because i didnt unzip my pants so i was in my pissing cloths the rest of the night four lokos is great.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1398 [Nickname] Andy Mac [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Friend was having a bonfire in his backyard in the woods so i bought 2 lokos to prepare, drank the first one im all hype and talking my ass off, started getting sloppy on bp so i sit down drink my other one then people started to leave party started to chill out and before some friends left they gave me their naty and 4loko "unopened" so i took it, and decided to shotgun the naty i sat down for a while and was like damn that was a bad idea. threw up after 20 min still had control over my self kinda and my friends and i started talking and we had a discussion about fighting and shit so i talk my ass off saying if someone would mess with my brother i wouldnt just hurt them i would break their arm as in a comparison and how i would paralyzed your ankles in bbal instead of breaking so you wont stand up again then started round 2 with the 3rd loko as i talk more shit and finished it. we put the fire out and i get up like fuckkk i walk up the trails running like im leavinggg and stopped cause my friends told me to and i lean to the left then booom head falls to the right with momentum to the shed, friend said it was soo loud their suprised his parents didnt wake up and it didnt break so i get up and like im good yo and trip then im like im going to my car and their like dude wrong way , i go to the woods again lol, i come back they put me to my car and im like ok i wont drive throw my keys in my back seat lock my self in, friends like ok, 2 sec later open my door alarm goes on in the drive way at 4am their like dude wtf are you doing man chill out and i manage to find my keys with my eyes closed in pain. and then after i dont rememeber anything else but i was told i ran back to the garage then passed out in my friends truck, then ran into the house fell asleep on the floor when their was a open couch, morning time was horrible i was like damn i drank 3 lokos and shotgun a beer wtf was i thinking we went to shoney breakfast buffet im feeling like shit i had work at 330 it was 10 i went home threw up everything passed out woke up at 330 and i found out i had work at 3 so i get there still feeling like shit told my coworker whats wrong im sitting down go to the bathroom 4 times to throw up then 1 last time i threw up straight yellow and then instantly i felt like i wasnt hungover when i woke up except for my throat burning so pretty much if i can drink 3 loko and shotgun a beer weighing 170 then the kids that are fucking up causing lokos getting banned go fucking drink joose pussys

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1397 [Nickname] Kenny [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Stocked up on Lokos in anticipation of the impending ban. Bought 4 cases, and to congratulate myself, drank three Lokos within an hour. Next thing I remember, I woke up on the sidewalk roughly 20 blocks from my apartment in a TERRIBLE area... ass naked, no less, except for my sneakers (lost the socks too). As I struggled to regain consciousness, I saw my car down the block... with unfamiliar people in it, joyriding with both bumpers missing and a huge crunch in the side panel. A crackhead then informed me that I had best get out of the area before I get stabbed. Needless to say, it had probably already happened, as my face was covered with dried blood... an ambulance picked me up, and the next thing I remember after that was the doctor telling me that they found a quarter of weed and a mixed baggie of xanes and adderall in my pocket. By the end of the ordeal, my car had been stolen, my nose was broken, and I had a court date for felony possession of three controlled substances with intent to sell. I now have no future because of Loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1396 [Nickname] Bob Saget [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 3 four lokos the night before halloween and was walking down the street around 12 at night holding hands with a guy and screaming FUKN FAGGOTs at everyone that i saw

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1395 [Nickname] Hugh g. wrekshin [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I once had a party at my house and i decided to go with watermelon loko for the night, after playing multiple games of bp and shots with friends because i felt drunk, but i was looking to get completely smashed. I had about 1 and a half lokos and as i was smoking hooka, i fell back onto my bed and totally blacked out. I woke up with my house trashed, a long black hair on my penis (who knows what that was). on top of waking up i walk into the kitchen with my parents there saying we need to talk. I had just realized that i slept in till 1 pm, forgetting to clean the house before they came home. Lets just say four loko prevented me from going out for a month.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1394 [Nickname] Fucked Up Knee [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My buddy and I heard that Four Loco's would get you fucked up. So my buddy and I went and got two a piece for each of us to drink. Finished off the two Loco's, proceeded to drink a few more beers with a little liquor. I woke up the next morning and tried to put on my pants, but I had extreme pain in my knee. Ended up in the hospital with a fucked up knee. Later on; my buddy told me that I was running around in the middle of the street like a jackass, falling over everywhere. It was like the cement was my slip in slide. But I don't remember anything! Four Loco's fucked me up! Literally!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1393 [Nickname] too light weighted [Loko] 32 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: it was a typical saturday night, me and my friends tryna get hurt. none of us had ever tried a loko before, but we decided it was time to finally try. the 4 of us in the back of the homies car, one can for 2 people. we started drinking and ended up going to a friends kickback. the last thing i remember is yelling in the streets and coming home with the guy who was throwing the kickback. apparently we got inside my house and hooked up, and i remember spilling water all over my kitchen floor and thanking him for not getting mad? then I woke up in the middle of the night with my jeans and bra on, makeup still on my face, and contacts still in my eyes. i get up to see random shit thrown all over my floor. i go to the bathroom and see that vomit has been cleaned up by my mom. all this because of only HALF of a loko..i told my parents that i had a bad meal at panda express..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1392 [Nickname] RED DOG GUY [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: How to Make a RABID DOG: Mix Red Dog with Red Bull and follow it up with a shot of your favorite liquor. AND, after Fourloko, Bobs couldn't even make it into the club yo. U been liftin' yo? Yeaah.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1391 [Nickname] Brett Farve [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 4 Four Lokos one night with Chilly, then desided to return for another season. AGAIN. Thanks 4loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1390 [Nickname] BostonLokoParty [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Walking home from classes one friday after noon i decided to try this four loko thing, so i grabbed two. Sat in my apartment alone while my roomates were all out and proceeded to finish both by the time they got back. Of course they brought more beer home so after a few more drinks we headed out to a party. Once again, in the presence of more alcohol, became entirely shitfaced before i knew it. I happened to pick up some lovely young lady and brought her back to my apartment. It was on the walk home things got fuzzy. We started hooking up and the room began to spin unmercefely. While recieving head i asked her politely to stop, it was then i sprinted out of bed, waddled to the bathroom with my pants down and a raging boner and threw up everywhere. I then brushed my teeth and acted like nothing happened. She stayed the night...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1389 [Nickname] E_Weezy210 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was going out with some friends to a birthday party at a club one night. We decided to have some drinks before going to the club so that we wouldn't have to spend money on drinks there. I decided to have a watermelon four loko so that I would be tipsy enough that I wouldn't need anymore drinks for the night. I still ended up drinking 5 jager bombs anyway. After the club we leave to eat at a local all night restaurant. As we walk up thru the parking lot a delivery truck passes in front of us. I jumped on the back of the moving truck, hear people yelling at me to get off of it. Little did I know there were 4 police officers working security. Once I jumped down one of them comes charging at me wanting to arrest me. Somehow I managed to talk my way out of being arrested that night. Thanks Four Loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1388 [Nickname] thisguy thatguy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank one im white ended up at an all black frat party! enough said.....

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1387 [Nickname] ging minge [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was on lokos and I straight up made out with a girl with a huge snaggle tooth

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1386 [Nickname] Jay [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: You people are a bunch of kool-aid drinking bandwagon jumpers. Did you ever think that you just might be stupid and that any kind of alcohol given the right amount will bring stupidity to the surface? Of course not. You will not be happy until we have no rights. And shame on our government for getting involved. Might as well ban Jack and Coke cause Coke has caffeine. Utterly disgusting.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1385 [Nickname] Dr Light Weight [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was a typical Saturday night, me and my friends looking for ways to get hurt. None of us had ever tried a Loko before, but we decided it was time to finally try. The 4 of us in the back of the homies car, one can for 2 people. We started drinking and ended up going to a friends kickback. The last thing I remember is yelling in the streets and coming home with the guy who was throwing the kickback. Apparatus I invited him inside my house and hooked up, then i spilled water all over my kitchen floor. I woke up in the middle of the night with my jeans and bra on, makeup still on my face, and contacts still in my eyes. I get up to see random shit all over my floor. I go to the bathroom and see that vomit was cleaned up by my mom, I told my parents I had a bad meal at Panda Express..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1384 [Nickname] DrJeckylland Mr4loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 four lokos and some more shots and beers and took 2 hits of ecstasy and then tried to fight the kid who was throwing the party over HIM giving ME a cheese sandwich. Even though I was rolling super hard. That shit turns you into a monster. Never again.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1383 [Nickname] kittyfucker [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i fucked my grandmas cat....twice.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1382 [Nickname] sir_tokes_alot [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So, im at the liquor store with my dad and out of curiousity i was going to ask him if he'd buy me liquor, so i askeddddd. This fool says yeah (thank god) he bought me 2 lokz he dropped me off at the homiies jayss and I prettyy much pounded both. Next thing you know im on the floor with an ipod on my eyes flashing colors, with techno music while my homie was like "aye look i took micheal to a rave!". After being on the floor forever, get this i go home and not even attend the parrtyy, the pre-partyin was just too mucchh!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1381 [Nickname] Tristanky01 [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Rollin with my friends one night, they talked me into buying some four lokos. 2 for me, 1 each for the rest of them. They tasted horrible! D: half way done with the first one, I started feeling good. LAUGHING; having a good time. *I think I hit my head on the head of the seat nasty style! lol. We parked by some church school building. Almost to a complete stop, I open the passenger door and fell out of the car. Laying in the middle of the street laughing and crying at the same time. I was about done with my first four loko. Laying there in fetal position. I didn't want it anymore, but my friends told me to just chug the last of it. So I did. Shitfaced, I tried to stand up and fell down. My friends helped me to the car. We were rolling for a little while after that when I opened my second four lokos. I was half way done with it when we pulled up to my friends house. There I cried and cried, started screaming in the middle of the street. The neighbors came out asking "Is everything okay out there?" Yesss my friends yelled. I fell flat on my face crawling to the front door. Let me cut to the the good parts. I needed to pee really bad but my friends parents would wake up. So I stood there crying for her to let me out of the room. Then I pee'd on her floor. I changed undies' afterward, layed down then!! Threw up ALL OVER HER KING SIZED BED.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1380 [Nickname] Take a crap [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Call me

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1379 [Nickname] Chuckbink666 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was at my friends house and we were all drinking four lokos. All i remember is drinking my first 2, getting duct taped to a chair, and fighting my manager of my job that showed up that night. I did the four before 4am challenge and won! Felt like absolute shit for the next 8 days.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1378 [Nickname] steezys [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank half a 40oz then dumped my watermelon loko in the other half. long story short i woke up on the floor of my bedroom in my jeans which were soaking wet, no underwear and i lost my shirt, tanker, sweat shirt, beanie, and one sock during the night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1377 [Nickname] jacksonman [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and friends friends downed a couple four lokos, apparently one of my friends passed out early so I pissed on him. I'm an asshole when I'm wasted.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1376 [Nickname] Julian D. [Loko] 24 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was a typical wednesday night and I was at my friends house swimming. After I was one loko and some sky vodka deep I ended up on top of a wall and a pot full of dirt and I fell into the pool. The next thing I know I'm in some kids garage surronded by gay men whom I had never met before and then ended up at my friends house without my clothes on.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1375 [Nickname] Jack [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I threw up, A LOT :(

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1374 [Nickname] stephie [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i like 4 LOKO cuz it tastes good and it keeps me wet. nuff said.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1373 [Nickname] the chosen one [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was at a friends house with 2 girls and I decided to chug a four loko.. idk if it was one or two but i supposbly went naked infront of the two girls and said, "I'm gonna stick so far up your vag's that I will poke out your babies eyes... Yeah they were pregnant and married.. That why I drink four loko :]

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1372 [Nickname] b [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: first and only time i've drank the loko. had a watermelon loko to start off the night. i was headed to dinner with my best friend. we had reservations at a restaurant at 8:30 with two guys. finished my can by 8:30. went to dinner, had about 6 vodka drinks because my drunk ass mind didnt think i was drunk enough. left the restaurant and went to a bar. had a few more beers. then came the cocaine. then came the great idea to go to a strip club. it was about 12:30 by this point. we went to the strip club drunk and coked up. polished off 6 bottles of champagne in the vip section. i had the great idea to take a Molly at the club. next thing we know the strip club is closing. its 6:30. woke up from a drunken drugged up stupor at around 9:30, having been taken advantage of by a friend. final tally- loko, vodka, beer, champagne, coke, and ecstasy. weirdest night of my life.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1371 [Nickname] aquarius [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i never had 4lokos...they look gay 2 me. im a EnJ brandy type of girl :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1370 [Nickname] sammybee [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a four loko with a girl friend.. I ended up calling my friend and we picked him up... ended up going to a semetary and laying ontop of a huge one .. after I gave up looking for a jim morrison tombstone.. blacked out... woke up in seaside at5am.. pee'd in the ocean.. blacked out again .. on a couch on the side of the road outside.. and I saw a bunch of scratches on my legs, and my friend said I was looking for a sabretooth tiger, but not just any, the flintstones pet tiger because I was convinced thats who did it to me. Then I blacked out again and woke up under a gazebo with my friend who's shirt was off and my shorts were unbuttoned... Honestly I think that was the most epic day of my life. It was also the first time I ever drank fourloko. First of many. <3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1369 [Nickname] DPR [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Started the night off just sippin away on a 4loko, which then led to an epic win streak in beer pong, followed by shots of jager, whiskey and a kill chug on the rest of my 4loko. Went up stairs to attempt my vocals at rockband (fail) then I tried to walk down stairs and fell. due to my drunkness two girls were laughing at me so i just joined along in the laughter. went back up stairs and laid down on the couch and made a quick call to an ex (haha) and that's the end of the night, that i remember. next morning i wake up walk walk down stairs where everyone was at. My friends told me my food was in the oven from last night, i thanked for getting me food but they replied back that i went along with them to the restuarant ordered and passed out. went to a party across the street, shotgunned 2 tallboys, left the party and since it was so "lame" i took a full bottle of sky vodka and a lava lamp. came back to the original house and THEN the falling down the stairs incident occurred. WTF? I would say damn 4lokos suck but then again i didnt end up with a bottle of vodka, some delicious mexican food and a pretty badass lava lamp haha FTW!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1368 [Nickname] ouch [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i raped my mom :/

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1367 [Nickname] lol [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I TOOK A SIP

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1366 [Nickname] NoMoLokoFoMe [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My buddy and me buy 3 lokos each...about an hour and a hlaf later we go to mcdonalds and he tries to buy 3 mcdoubles. He said he was gonna pay with debit and proceeds to swipe his cell phone through the card reader (unsucessfully) and goes to the bathroom. When he got back he started screaming in anger that he paid and wanted his money back. We got the cops called on us.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1365 [Nickname] NoMoLokoFoMe [Loko] 31 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My buddy and me buy 3 lokos each...about an hour and a hlaf later we go to mcdonalds and he tries to buy 3 mcdoubles. He said he was gonna pay with debit and proceeds to swipe his cell phone through the card reader (unsucessfully) and goes to the bathroom. When he got back he started screaming in anger that he paid and wanted his money back. We got the cops called on us.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1364 [Nickname] MillerTime [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Tried 4 loko for the first time. Took a cab home in my boxers from a concert. Lost $400 that was in the pants that went missing. Overall, a success.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1363 [Nickname] U.S.S.R. loko [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: in soviet russia four loko get drunk from you

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1362 [Nickname] dear john [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 4 fourlokos at some bitches house and i died

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1361 [Nickname] Ty [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: A friend and I bought 4 lokos (4 Four Lokos haha) and a handle of captain. Drank 2 a piece, woke up in the hallway in front of my room, went upstairs to see the mayhem that was my backyard. Apparently I ran (literally) around a party pouring shots for everyone, came home, broke a bunch of our wood fence with our patio chairs, threw up on the patio and left the back door open. One of my girl roommates woke up to see this, she thought a burglar broke into the house. I told her it was probably me... she's still afraid of me.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1360 [Nickname] Doc [Loko] 45 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: This saturday night i had two Lokos. Catch is, i drank both of them out of solo cups mixed with vodka. Don't remember anything about the night and the next day my friend told me that I was walking in the middle of a popular road screaming at all the cars that passed, tried to fight a bunch of football players, wiped out while sprinting down the sidewalk, called my buddy and told him that the commies were coming to get me, and then showed back up at my bud's room at 4 am with Cluck U. Oh, and I walked in on him fucking, turned the lights on, and seemed not to notice it. It's Thursday and I'm still sore as hell.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?