Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1192 [Nickname] mumbytoby [Loko] 19 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: chasing four lok's with a popov flask, started doing gymnastics on public transit, then proceeded to whip my dick out and show an entire busy street in china town my bits..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1191 [Nickname] rosiiposii [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one very hot sunny day in may 2010, i with with my boyfriend and my best friend lindsay at the beach getting trashed.. we got 3 four lokos and 2 40's. i finished off two 4Lokos and a 40 to myself. woke up the next morning in the hospital because i had a tonic clonic seizure. my epilepsy came back. THANKS FOUR LOKO FUCKERS. i havent had one since.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1190 [Nickname] FearlessRob [Loko] 79 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last weekend in Baltimore I drank two 4 Lokos then found out I had to move my car because my street was going to have weekend construction. I promptly moved my vehicle then proceeded to continue boozing at a few nearby bars before my memory failed me entirely. The last thing I remember was starting to walk home, proud of myself for having avoided driving home drunk or paying for a taxi. Next thing I know it was 6:45am and I was in bed still wearing my shoes and my contacts. Several of my knuckles were split and there was part of an orange construction fence entangled on my coat. I set out to retrieve my car before it could be towed, but alas, it was nowhere to be found- not even in the city's two impound lots. FOUR AND A HALF HOURS OF WALKING LATER I found it on a sidestreet in the hood, at least 3 neighborhoods away from where I thought I parked it. Textbook Lokomotion.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1189 [Nickname] quatro crazy [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: it was my first month of college, so naturally i felt like getting obliterated without fear of consequences. decided to try a fabled four loko-lemonande flavor to be exact...along with lemon smirnoff, jack daniels, and two natty lights. i'm a thin 17 year-old girl. the last thing i remember is puking on my best friend's bed and banging my head on a toilet seat. i woke up spooning a trash can with a small mountain on my forehead that hurt like a bitch. not to mention i had a hangover that would've made zeus's balls shrink. needless to say, it was a great night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1188 [Nickname] Throwed [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I downed 2 cans of Four loko on my way to party! I ended up driving my car into a closed garage door in a random neighborhood f*ck 4loko!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1187 [Nickname] Ehh [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Was at a rugby halloween party at the end of fall season and ended up drinkin 2 lokos and chuggin 10 beers within 3 hours, which included 3 rounds of pong. I slightly remember attempting to teach one of the player's girlfriends and some other girl how to line dance to Alan Jackson's Good Time. I guess I was trying to fit my character, plaid, boots, jeans and a cowboy hat. I found myself walking half a mile down the road, one foot on the curb, trying to call all my friends. It was a successful night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1186 [Nickname] Bailey [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: New years eve 09 drank 2 four lokos and shitloads of jameson woke up in hotel room with no window and glass everywhere cops knocking our door.. I pushed my friend through a first story window.. Thankfully nobody hurt

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1185 [Nickname] 69wakaflocckaROOM337 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: well this one time.... i forgot to tell my room mates that drinking 2 lokos WAS A BAD IDEA.... since they have never had one before. soooo they had two lokos and lets just say the night ended with my room mate not being able to make it out and ending up with a stranger in my room mates bed and my other room mate trying to climb to the top of the bunk but failed miserably, fell off the bed, and woke up with bruises on her face hmmmmm.. goodd first week at college thanks fourlokos!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1184 [Nickname] princess [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was the saturday before halloween and I was dressed as baby spice. I had a hot pink camelbak on me and it was filled with 3 lemon lime four lokos. The night consisted of chugging contests and four loko flip cup. Needless to say i woke up the next morning with no memory, grass in my pigtails, and an empty camelbak. success.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1183 [Nickname] 4LOKO MASTER [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i have TOO many 4loko stories. mostly "hey mister" drunkies on the streets of Alavarado....get the loks (Watermelon, or orange when is HOT), in some cases ive lost a wallet with $200, fallen down a hill while hiking at 2am, lost many hats, drunk text messages, calling teachers and leaving voicemail about how much we appreciate them, thrown up in friends restroom in the 11th floor, some random asian guy was mad and told me to clean it up so i ran down 11flights of stairs, fallen asleep in random peoples homes only to wake up the next morning and realize i was late to work, had many vulnerable moments, felt great, woken up feeling even more drunk, taken weird ass pictures, taking taxis to get home, argued with friends, party hoping, trying to get into 21&over clubs, mischievous nights in the streets on hollywood,silverlake and echo park, telling friends i miss them,....and most of all felt really LOKO!!! for the non-spanish speakers that means CRAZY! ps. this is nothing in specific. i dont want to take the time to elaborate on what i consider, my darkest 4LOKO memories AND mixing a 4loko with any other hard liquor only makes your night more memorable! (or LESS) =D

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1182 [Nickname] firstexperience [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: SO i decided to try four loko for my sisters bday. We went to a place where we can do a lazy river and rapids ride on the potomac river. We got on the lazy river part which was about and hour and half, ended up drinking 2 four lokos 1 before we started and one during. I dont remember getting off my tube for the lazy river part. We ate lunch and then did the rapids part. I dont remember any of this and some how got lost and the first thing i remembered was partying with a bunch of people on this one rock of the river. I asked them what time it was and he said 7:30 at night. The buses from the rapids last come around 5:00 so i had been missing for over 2 hours. My tube was completely deflated and had to have one of the guys blow it up for me and so i then float down the river by myself and go through the woods, lost as shit, no sandals either just my lifevest and inner tube and walk around lost for god knows how long and then a pregnant lady was kind enough to take me back to the place which was 10 mins away, and mean while they had called the police and had rescue teams out looking for me! my mom thought i died. So ridiculous

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1181 [Nickname] ive got the shakes [Loko] 19 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 2 four lokos my first time drinking them, woke up with probably the ugliest girl ive ever scene. her nickname is the dud

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1180 [Nickname] Wise 1 [Loko] 71 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had a death smoothie (fruit, ice, and 4 LOKO's) as a pregammer with a buddy then had another one after we brainfreezed ourselves chugging them, blacked out around 8 pm, woke up with two topless chicks, two gallons of milk, a black eye, and 13 pizzas with a receipt from pizza hut of $164.82. I've just been LOKO'd

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1179 [Nickname] Noloko [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ran on 7th ave in Chelsea after drinking half a can of Four Loko. ran until I found Wholefood, went in, got some Indian Food. ran back on 7th ave, to my apartment. Im-ed a couple of random peeps on AIM. almost drunk-dialed my friend in LA, except I wasn't drunk. Watched a Katherine Heigl movie until 4am. Advised my co-workers the next day not to ever drink Four Lokos. Felt like shit for the rest of the day.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1178 [Nickname] Loko4lokos [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The first time i had a 4 loko i thought everyone was crazy saying how it is "blackout in a can" because i wasnt feeling anything. So after my first one, i started using my second loko as a chaser for my vodka. The last thing i remember was going to the bar. Apparently, i set off the fire alarm since i went out the wrong door. Then i attempted to drive home, my friend realized i was way to drunk to drive so he told me to pull over so he could. So in the mist of driving threw the car in neutral and proceeded to get out of the driver seat and onto the passanger seat. Idk how we didnt crash.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1177 [Nickname] debby cakes [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i was with my best friend and we went over to this guys house and he was like lets get some four lokos and of cousres we said ok i got 2 blue and mu best friend did to after i drank my first one and half my other one i was so drunk that i as crawling across the yard and smoking twigs thinking they where blunts and smoking cigs to the filter dammm i got told all of this the next morning **i love four loko** ~rip my babys~ 2010

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1176 [Nickname] killaman's a bitch [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: peep the nick name

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1175 [Nickname] Francis [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After me and my girfriend chugged one can a piece, we had 3 hours of wild sex including anal. Four Loko rules!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1174 [Nickname] ninja [Loko] 18 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Four Lokos are the devil. But stock up now, and sell illegally later at a higher price. It's simple economics.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1173 [Nickname] iAteHER4Dinner [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I only had a loko twice. Both times I fucked like a por star and only bad thing that happen was I couldn't find my dam drawz.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1172 [Nickname] Tom [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was at a small Gallery at the UMBC campus near Baltimore. Two really cute female students were drinking Lokos while looking around at the art. There were only a couple of people there and they had offended them and the security guard with their obnoxious laughing. They were so drunk they could hardly walk so they asked me to take them home because they did not want a DUI and nobody else would talk to them. Now I am in my fifties, way overweight with a receding hairline so I assumed they thought of me as a safe ride (which I am). I took them to their apartment complex and helped them get up the stairs and into the front door. I was leaving when they insisted I stay for a while. They cracked open another couple of Lokos to share. Before long they were getting themselves naked and trying to get me that way. I tried to discourage them not to do that but they were persistent. They said they wanted to give me the thrill of a lifetime so they kept me going all night. I tried to resist but they were so aggressive that at one time I considered calling the cops. I was getting buzzed on my Loko so I finally gave in. They were insatiable and it was all I could do to keep them satisfied. Obviously since I am not 19 they had to work very hard to keep me that way but they did. Obviously when they sobered up I was sore as hell and they had huge regrets. They made me promise to never let anyone know what happened. After talking for a couple of hours we became friends and we both shared our regrets. We went to breakfast and I took them to get their car. I could tell they still felt awful especially when we parted ways. They both swore never to drink Loko again. It is true when a young sexy student hooks up with an older fat guy it is the dream of a lifetime for him but it is better if everyone is sober.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1171 [Nickname] meloko [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: tried to pregame for a football saturday with 2 lokos and an assortment of beer, vodka, etc. this was around 2pm. woke up the next morning with no recollection. apparently i made it to the game, and snuck a water bottle of vodka in as well. the friend with me tried to do the same and got sent to detox. once in the game i proceed to ditch the girl i'm with, then walk out after we punt while down a touchdown with two minutes left in the 3rd. convinced the game was over. stumble home by myself, where my asshole roommates lay out lines of country time lemonade powder, which i then take despite them admitting to me that it wasnt blow. i guess i kept drinking til around 8 when i finally passed out. i've tried, unsuccessfully, to avoid 4 loko since.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1170 [Nickname] sloppy joe [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one time my friend and i got an 18 pack and two four lokos each. i had my two, blacked out and probably had like two beers. i guess i said i was going to sleep, then barged back into his room asking where the bathroom was 'joe you know where the fucking bathroom is' so i went into the hallway, dragged a huge tupperware tub out to the stairs, opened the top and pissed all over it. when my friends came to yell at me all i had to say was 'shut the god damn door im in the bathroom!' the tupperware was full of important papers like the first bills for the house and cars, loan papers and my friends parents will. he was up till 7 in the morning with a hair dryer drying all the papers up. god bless you four loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1169 [Nickname] Skippy [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: On halloween night a few of my friends and i drank some four lokos. I dont remember much but i do remember that we tried to crash my friends ex girlfriend's party. We walked at least 3 miles to get there, and we were singing the whole time. Eventually we all split our seperate ways and i forgot how to get home. So i walked around aimlessly for about an hour and ended up in some random shopping plaza with a bum. We had a freestyle rap battle and everything went blank after that. I woke up the next morning in my bed without clothes on, a huge cut on my forehead and a fat hangover (: TGFFL <3 thank god for four lokos. haha

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1168 [Nickname] senor loko [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i once had a 4 loko before a basketball game not only was i the leading point scorer i also hit the game winning shot, thank you 4 loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1167 [Nickname] loko nomo homo [Loko] 44 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story]

Output: had a buddy that drank 2 four lokos,and a few bumps.... decided to let his friend remove a tatoo off the back of his neck with the wire wheel on a Dremel tool, which was largely successful, later on he decided to drive home.. got pulled over, ran from the cop at gunpoint before surrendering, preceeded to get placed in the back of the cop car after calling the cop a racial slur... he then bites the tube in half on the breathalyzer machine.. for some reason there was a teddy bear in the back of the cop car wich he tore the head off of.. half of this story was actually in the police blotter.. Sumter,SC!!! wooooo hoooo GO CHASE!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1166 [Nickname] KC [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: four loko, what happened last night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1165 [Nickname] reality check [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: no wonder America is in such a shithole. what a bunch of morons and idiots. when you're all unemployed, broke, and homeless, don't cry that it's someone else's fault and expect us or the government to take care of your irresponsible asses. losers like you all are the reason why this country has fallen.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1164 [Nickname] Young LoKo [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friends and I were at my apartment one night. First time all of us had drank Four LoKo at once. My friend broke one of my roommate's bedroom door because apparently we all agreed it would be a good idea for him to throw himself at it, and he went right through it. My other friend was barely able to move on his hands and knees but somehow managed to crawl to my other roommate's bedroom door and (while on all fours) headbutt the base of the door until it cracked into two. I woke up the next morning in bed with a very naked and very, ethnic, girl next to me. Long live Four LoKo!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1163 [Nickname] So Loko! [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 four lokos before going to a party on campus and woke up with two girls.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1162 [Nickname] @chicagogee [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I gave my jumpoff bitch #4lokosandmcribs and she sucked my dick all nite!!!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1161 [Nickname] Mr.RAM [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 6'0 260lbs BIG SEXY NIGGA Well it was Thirsty Thursday and since my class ends at 12:15 that day I told myself the night before that I was GOIN IN since Homecoming weekend started that very next day (Friday). I started with a Fruit Punch Loko at round 12:30. Killed it in bout 6 mins. Then I went back to the store nd got another Fruit Punch AND Lemon-Lime and MIXED THEM(Tastes JUST LIKE SKITTLES BTW)...Killed both of those, but a little slower. So Im tipsy as hell at this point BUT FUCK IT...It's Homecoming...So I end up chillin out at ma boy's crib nd we takin shots (Round 4pm).Im up about 5 shots of Grey Goose until he opens his fridge and asks me,"ANYBODY WANT THIS???....THEY TASTE NASTY" I look up nd he's holding a Watermelon Four Loko...I pipe up and say "FUCK YEAH I WANT IT" I mix a watermelon Four Loko with 2 shots of Watermelon Smirnoff....Finished the entire cup of the mixture I had....took a smoke break..came bac in nd BLACKED OUT till Friday morning...3 AM or so....MEANEST HANGOVER EVER

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1160 [Nickname] johny outlaw [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i remember my first 4 loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1159 [Nickname] uh oh too loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My first time ever having a four loko i decided to use it as my chaser for my vodka shots during a pregame. we left the pre-game at 830pm around 1030pm my roommate's and some mutual friend came to our apartment and one of our friends decided to just go use my bathroom. They found me completely naked from the bottom down passed out on my face. I had passed out while using the bathroom and just fell to the ground...when they tried to wake me i just had said i wanted to stay on the ground so they left me there. however i woke up the morning fully dressed in my pjs and in my bed..never ever will i chase vodka with a loko again

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1158 [Nickname] 21 bday [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: On my 21st birthday this past july me and my 3 friends were planning on going to a bar. we went to a gas station and each got a loko(or 2) to pregame before we went out. When we got to the first bar they wouldnt let us in cuz we were 'too drunk'...the second bar we got in and had a greatttt time but after a few drinks on top of the whole loko and a half I had already had...upon leaving the bar my friend swung at a cop who was yelling at us and we got arrested. got bailed out and everything ended up fine...for me at least. all in all...a greart 21st bday thanks to 4lokos :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1157 [Nickname] yo [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: limit the length

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1156 [Nickname] yum [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i need four loko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1155 [Nickname] LokoGotMeFeelinLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and Loko have a love/hate relationship. I love it because it is so insanely cheap and it gets you hammered drunk. I hate it because more than half of the time I drink Loko I black out HARD. One time there was this huge party in which a well-known DJ was on the turn tables. I started off my night with 6 shots and then had a Loko after that. Irresponsibly, I consumed that in about 45 minutes. After that the next thing I remember is being picked up in a bowling alley parking lot with no shirt on. From various sources what had happened was, I left the party after it got rolled by police with a group of girls and guys. Then I continued to pound shots there and got myself into a bed with a girl I don't remember and have never met before. Then when everyone left the house, they left me behind 7 miles away from my house. I wandered under the freeway to a bowling alley parking lot and called my friend to pick me up. I had refractured my wrist, lost my shirt and had multiple cuts on my stomach and sides. All in all, Loko fucked me up.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1154 [Nickname] out4thecount [Loko] 64 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank about 3 lokos and killed a keg with some friends. We all woke up wearing eyepatches, on top of each other, inside of a boat we made out of cardboard keystone packaging. Pirate bitch wasted.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1153 [Nickname] First Timer [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I snagged two Fruit Punch Lokos and rode the lightning for about two hours after consumption. It wasn't until a half hour later that I found myself giving an impromptu lecture on the gender and social ramifications of the "Sex and the City 2" movie. I think I also died twice. But I'm not exactly sure.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1152 [Nickname] Ndebt4Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'm an alcoholic, love vodka, jager, etc... Decided to try Four Loko... I drink A LOT. Well, not anymore. I had 7 Four Loko's in about 12 hours... A few hours after I passed out, I woke up and was immediately taken to the hospital. My blood pressure was 197 over 138, my pulse rate was 139, the only thoughts racing through my head was "I am going to die". I was in the hospital for 2 days. I now have random panic attacks and severe mood swings and I get to take depression and anxiety medicine on a daily basis. But the worst part is.... I can't drink ANY kind of alcohol anymore. Thanks Four Loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1151 [Nickname] The Squirrel [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 Four Lokos (Or Ocho Loko, as I like to call it) and after a few shots and beers I walked over to a lady friend of mine (creepily) who was talking with a friend of hers at the bar, and he was eating some sort of food. I punched his plate of food, licked my hand, and walked away. Apparently sometime later I told her to leave me at the bar, and a few minutes later I was wondering why I was at the bar alone. I woke up with a hole in the wall next to my bed.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1150 [Nickname] Guitar Penis [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had 2 four lokos, watched the feature film, Black Dynamite. When I come to, I am in my friend's living room with only my underwear on, dancing to technomusic and playing guitar with my package. Everyone else was naked too, wtf.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1149 [Nickname] Justin [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night I went "Sixteen Loko", which means I drank four Four Lokos. Right after I finished my third, I realized I was out. There's a gas station less than four blocks from my house. So I walked there, barefoot, wearing only boxers at 1:30 AM.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1148 [Nickname] Pirate... [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had two Loko's, blacked out, and invented the "party knife." Which as I described it, is a kitchen knife that just wants to party. Drank three Loko's last weekend and blacked out. I found some "party scissors," and someone told me to put them away so I took off running, obviously. It turns out that as I was running around with party scissors I fell down a flight of stairs. Thankfully the "party scissors" were just there to party and didn't stab me.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1147 [Nickname] DP [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and the bros were heading to a birthday party so we made some 4loko punch. 13 cans of loko plus some Hawaiian Punch and fruit chunks. Night ended with one guy climbing on the roof to clean the gutters, another guy ripped his own shirt into a mask and wore it for the night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1146 [Nickname] Steve [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My nextdoor neighbor was an alcoholic. He would buy 3 or 4 FOUR Lokos at a time along with 6 24 ounce cans of natural ice. Pour the Four Loko in a cup with some vodka and drink it and be fine. He is 54 years old.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1145 [Nickname] TooDrunkq [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: *Sigh* well One boring night I waited at home by myself on a friend to arrive I was determined to get (Pilt,Blitz,Stoopid)We were going to a bakyard party but before goin I grabbed a loko and a pint of Vodka loko was the chaser arrived to the party felt outta place so I smashed the loko and vodka and felt great me and a friend ran to the car to get more beer and it went downhill frm there dnt remember much after guzzling those beers my friend said I started jumping around pouring beer all over me and this is when the party was over I refused to leave the party my friend and I wrestled all the way to the car and I still refused to get in once I finally did get in we were travling on the interstate and he said tht I continued to grab and pull at the wheel trying to run us off the road arrived to my parents house thnk God friend helping me in and we stumbled kicking walls making extreme commotion at 5am in the morn I passed out for maybe 30 min got out the bed fell straight to my face while pissing my pants Dad said I was in the restroom flicking the light banging the wall yelling Code Blue idk why when he came to see wht was wrg I yelled and cursed him asking why the Fuck he wasnt helping me clean my room most of wht I was saying he cldnt even understand after tht went in room pissed more stripped and got in the bed wondering WTF went on lastnight in the morning...FuckFourLoko never again

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1144 [Nickname] Amber [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I've always been attracted to woman, but never thought that i would actually be with one. I've always dated men.....and i've been told that i'm very attractive. I've got long brown hair, hazel eyes, very sporty. It was during my summer vacation when i met *Kelly* . Me and my friends were out clubbing. I had a fourloko and was dancing on the dancefloor, when i saw this extremely hot girl on the dancefloor next to me. I couldn't take my eyes of her. She had long black hair, the most blue'est eyes and oh my word....the nicest soft pink lips ever. And not to speak about her stunning body. I went to the bar for a drink and when i returned to the dancefloor she was gone...when leaving the club I found her in the parking lot on the hood of her car drinking a fourloko, I walked over to introduce myself she gave me a swing and told me her name was kelly, she looked so hot I could not take my eyes off of hers. suddenly she put her hands on my waist and pull me lose to her and kissed me. the rest of the story is private

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1143 [Nickname] Slut [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: At my friend's party, chugged a blue raspberry loko & split one with my best friend. The last thing I remember was being in the girl's mom's car that was having the party because she tried to take me home for acting too beligerent. No recollection of apparently face planting out of the car, passing out with the chair I fell out of on top of me, throwing up, or hooking up with a black guy which I did not find out that I did until the next week.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1142 [Nickname] miszloko [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: mmmm where to start lol just sayin any and EVERY party that me and my friends go to i end up getting us kicked out when i drink 4lokos haha okay so i think i bought like 4 or 5 lemonade lokos went to this party i didnt really kno anyone but my friends, played beer pong got my buzz going, as soon as it hit me i was running around screaming at people calling this kid i know a grenade and telling his girlfriend she was too lol so the owner tells me to calm down ovb i dont calm down we get even more wild and get kicked out eventually and end up at another party in this ghetoo ass place, everything is going well until this dumb bitch starts callin my friend a cunt so i punch the bitch in the face and started a HUGE brawl everyone in the party was fightin my friends against theirs i was fighting dudes, girls anything that moved, got kicked in the face, the cops ended up coming and we locked the door and continued to fight we end up beatin the hell outta everyone cause we're all loko'ed out lol we leave and the cops are waiting outside of course i tell them you cant get me cuz im not driving mwahaha and laugh and giggle me and my friend jump in the car while we can and drive away went to a park near my house and had sex with a friend that i wouldnt have if i wasnt on loko overall it was a great night and wouldnt change a thing except for leaving a loko in their fridge :(

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1141 [Nickname] Funtimes [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had a four loko at the frat house, 2 beers, went to the bars, another beer, shot of jameson, a lemon drop, came back to the frat house, drank 2 more beers, 3 shots of vodka, rocked out to sum 41 went to the bathroom and threw up blood. good times. moral of the story i threw up blood.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1140 [Nickname] noloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Idk how stupid you can be to drink a highly caffeinated and sugar filled alcoholic drink. If you know how dangerous these are and continue to drink them, I show very little sympathy toward you because you are drinking something you KNOW is more life threatening than other alcoholic beverages. In my opinion, people who die from Four Lokos are all nominees for the Darwin Awards.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1139 [Nickname] Some dude [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was hanging out with friends in the city one Friday night, I live three hours driving away from DC. After three lokos and a few beers, I blacked out. I woke up in my bed at home the next morning with 24 missed calls and texts trying to figure out where I went. Turns out I drove home and didn't get pulled over or hit anything.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1138 [Nickname] LOKO4EVA [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was at a friends ranch, decided to have 3 4 loko's in under an hour. I thought it would be a good idea to pick a fight with his spitting Llama. Not a good idea. Woke up with the taste of iron(blood)in my mouth along with a future trip to the hospital....4 loko'ed. Also the Llama made the loudest noise I ever heard......

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1137 [Nickname] MEHH Bircks [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was hanging out with my two best friends billy and brian. I then decided it would be a great idea to go downtown to "beyond" the best sushi place ever ever. Brian had two four lokos and i got mad at him because i wanted to drink my six pack and watch con air while eating chipotle. I was just so disappointed with my little's billys failed attempt to run for president. Then i had a beer, threw up and went to bed. I woke up next to billy naked with blood all over my sheets.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1136 [Nickname] Katie [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I've been a fan of the loko drinks for a while. I have no insane drunken tale to tell you, because I'm not an alcoholic idiot out trying to get as trashed as I possibly can. It's pretty sorry that this beverage & its manufacturers are paying for the general publics inability to not only control themselves, but also their inability to take responsibility for their own lack of self control, and the consequences that follow. But that's what people are best at, blaming someone or something else for their problems and mistakes.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1135 [Nickname] JuSaNuThAtOoL [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I saw someone drink 4...and almost die. Stop glorifying something so full of darkness...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1134 [Nickname] Habel [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i was drinking for loco, n so was some friends, one of them had alot! i mean ALOT just yacking n then they just fell to the floor and before u know it....DEAD in front of all of us

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1133 [Nickname] Drrrrrrrrunk [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was supposed to go clubbing with a couple of friends and we decided to pre-game at one of their apartments. Took several shots and chugged at least half a four loko. On the way to the club everything was blurry, and once in the club, we were kicked out within four minutes. All five of us. Woke up the next morning with bruises, hickeys, scratches, and bite marks. WTF?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1132 [Nickname] lokolicious [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Halloween night i decided to drink a few four lokos and hit up some frat parties in boston. i dressed up as a homeless man and was sitting on the side of the street begging for change. a very territorial homeless man approached me... needless to say i got my ass beat. i ran from the man, got to a party, fucked shit up and blacked out. a few days later i found out i had acquired ringworm from some drunk slut.. fml

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1131 [Nickname] Pullmyfinger [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: We lost doug, thanks fourloko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1130 [Nickname] Never again [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I tried four loko 2 weeks ago. The watermelon one is so good. I downed one in an hour than a second one about 30 min later. Me and some friends were at my house partying. I blacked out sometime after 2am. I woke up 11am the next morning with a snickers bar all melted in my hand, and a horrible taste in my mouth. Turns out I was munching in my dogs poop.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1129 [Nickname] Tory Saboton [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was going to the opening night of the San Francisco Opera so prior to the reception I had my butler bring me a can of 4 Loco which I enjoyed with some truffle oil peanut butter. My driver picked me up and I felt a bit tipsy. Was a bit louder than normal so my driver put the divider up so he could focus on the road. The next day I realized I had been far more charming than normal.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1128 [Nickname] adventures [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank some four lokos. I got a little stupid but nothing like these exaggerated stories. don't be dumbasses and get this banned. oh yeah and you can't really feel the caffiene. it would be impossible for it to have the effect of cocaine.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1127 [Nickname] travis [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and a couple bros bought 6 locos and a fifth of jager. we planned to go to sorority swap, so we mixed the locos with jager and added half a crushed viagra and X for the lulz. we ended up getting to fucked up to go out. i ended up blacking out, and apparently a brother got a video of mee and my two friends sucking each off. i woke up in my friends bed with nothing but a tshirt one and now my friend won't talk to me or look at me anymore.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1126 [Nickname] brownsugar7 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 4 loko is the best thing that has ever happen to alcoholic beverages. I remember the first time I had 1. I only was able to drink half and my legs were numb but I felt great. It's a good feeling to be on another level without doing drugs. They should never ban the drink its fantastic.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1125 [Nickname] You STUPID People [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I've gotten drunk off of Tequilla, Vodka, and many other alcholic drinks. I've done ALOT of stupid shit. I dont blame the peopl who make the alchol, I blame my own retarded ass. I know where my limits are How about you Fucking idiots take responsibility (yes I know I cant spell) and quit blaming all the stupid shit you do on a drink, and admit once and for all to yourself and everone around you that you're a fucking idiot. It has little to do with what you're drinkning and more to do with the fact you're drinking. Know your limit people!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1124 [Nickname] use_ur_brain [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: you're all a bunch of idiots. four loko didn't "make" any of you do any of these things. if you don't know how to drink responsibly, do us all a favor and STAY AWAY FROM ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. i drank a four loko and guess what...... i didn't go out and do stupid shit and blame it on the drink. whoa whooda thunkit? it is not the drink that is the problem here. it is the ignorant fools that are drinking it.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1123 [Nickname] Chris V [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had myself some Lokos, and ate a fistful of turkey, which ended up being my friend's house cat, it's name was Tim, we tried to save it but I was already deep into its organs

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1122 [Nickname] Will [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Read men drink redbull and Vodka.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1121 [Nickname] Henrique [Loko] 48 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Was visiting a friend at UMass "The Zoo" Amherst one weekend and of course we were going to rage. He handed me this large purple can, and I read it "Four loko?!". He told me of its amazing powers... and I wish I had listened. Occurrences were told by multiple sources. I ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in 7 years, which I don't remember, neither being punched in the face by her friend. Hugging the female security guard, grabbing her stomach and calling her pudgy. Passed out in the hall way in front of a RA's meeting. Last but definitely not least, running away from a K-9 unit through the woods and falling into a small creek. I outran a K-9 unit. I got Four Loko'ed.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1120 [Nickname] 2k00l4l0k0 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One time I had 4 loko and almost killed myself, am I cool now????

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1119 [Nickname] blow, not suck. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and my roommate and a couple of friends were pregaming with a loco b4 goin to a party, and at the party i drank one more, which is a solid pregame for me. i've been drinkin for four years and put down 2 lokos almost weekly since i discovered em over a year ago. so i start drinking beer after my loko and by the second one i was blacked out. 2 lokos and 2 beers and i was gone. never before in my life. i was arrested tryin to walk home, after i was unable to do a breathalyzer because i sucked it like a bowl instead of blowing thru it. i woke up in jail, didnt know where i was or what i did. havent drank loko since. my birthday is comin up tho =)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1118 [Nickname] Pampers [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my indian friend bongs 2 four lokos a night, then he does whatever we tell him to. MLIL

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1117 [Nickname] lokometal [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: four loko raped my cat. Not just raped, but raped raped. Butt raped even.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1116 [Nickname] Crack in a can [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I pounded two 4lokos, blacked out.. when i woke up 6 hours later I realized I had cleaned my kitchen, voted, and written a thesis on molecular biology..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1115 [Nickname] LuckyLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: We bought a bunch right after the news hit they were contemplating banning it just to see what the buzz was about, threw a big bonfire party with a bunch of friends and started pounding them. First off it TASTES HORRIBLE, but who drinks for the taste? Some where around Midnight things get fuzzy after the third one I don't remember anything until the next morning. I woke up in bed with my friends wife, who now won't stop calling me.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1114 [Nickname] DAT NIGGA [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Alright, so me and my niggas was drinkin on a bridge, and my one manz said ayo,, lets jump the fuck off! So i said I'll go if you go first. So he jumped off and his ass was swimmin with the fishes

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1113 [Nickname] Loko kills [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: this girl txts me "i need to get laid". i respond " i hear ya" since the vibe as of late was that kinda thing wasn't really on the sched. then i txted " u suck" (having something to do with earlier int he day) " i will not but i will get laid. Come her5e" i shoot back " be there in a few". Standing in the liqour store bout to buy some beer for myself and decide to grab four of the LOKOs since the name suggests, and a six of bud. get to her house and we take a trip to grab condoms and lube. fuck right away. then start drinking. some sumo pillow fighting gay shit break out, followed by a raiding of stop and shop raid to grab 6 stouffer dinners. its time to leave as i have work in the AM but im tied to a chair in duck tape. some indian kid slides me some scissors but i dont make it far before im seduced in th bathroom for another sesh. this time its a bit better with more lube, mabye a litle too much, because the condom got stuck in her. so i i had to fish it out of vag for about a 1/2 hour while she flexed her vasheem. finally got it out and she cried ubntil i left. SUPPORTLOKO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1112 [Nickname] Loko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Smoked weed, drank 1 and a half don't remember anything. Shit nonstop for a week straight

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1111 [Nickname] imgayimconlan] [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: klbbbb

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1110 [Nickname] shitfaced [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: the other night, for the first time i decided to drink four loco. I didn't really know i wasnt supposed to drink the whole thing, so i had 2. I don't remember anything after that except waking up smashing my head on my mail box.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1109 [Nickname] really [Loko] 19 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank Four Loko and died.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1108 [Nickname] Kent State Slutface [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night i took eight shots and drank two four lokos went to the frat house two houses down from where i live, the whole night was a blur but i do know a few things happened. i danced and made out with four random guys(all of who i asked to text me their name and ethnic heriatage because "i'm not an equal opportunity employer i love black men". when i saw some guy pissing on the side of the house i told him to stop that i'm dtf and to come inside, i made out with him and gave him my number (he still texts me, guy number 5) Later i ran into a really hot guy who wanted to bang my best friend and i told him that she was gay and here with her girlfriend (true). fastfoward an hour of making out and blocking the doorway that people have to walk though to get in. we at my house i grabbed beer, contacts, plastic flowers, and hair brush that isn't mine on the way out we ran into my housemate (who i fuck on occasion) told him to text me tonight while i was making out with the hot man i stole. we walked back to his place with his third four loko in hand ran through leaves, meet someone from africa, lost his keys, kicked his locked bedroom door in and when i got back to his place he had a "birth mark" on his penis that looked weird. so we argued but i came back to bed got naked started another arguement but only to leave after he told me woman are dumb then i kicked the first hole through his door again and climbed though it for a quick and easy escape. i then walked home with HIS four loko in my hand and twenty dollars that i stole for my brief services. on my way minivans with no doors drove past me and i shouted i'm not a child get away you pedophile! while talking to my other bestfriend on the phone because i was scared of getting arrested or lost. when i got home i texted my housemate he came down stairs and then i vomited during sex which he didn't notice because he also had been drinking four loko all night and thought i was only dry heaving. neither of a came that night and we tried for a really long time. but we woke up to my best friend who is gay and a had a woman in her bed wearing a men's shirt none of us could idenitfy yelling at me WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT! I CAN SEE PAUL'S PENIS! well isn't he just a little guy... two days later i found out it was just a birthmark because i had to go on a scavenger hunt with that guy to find his keys.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1107 [Nickname] T Nuts [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The end of last year, on the last day of the year in Pullman, me and my current roommate decided to do something both epic and dumb. Drink 3 four lokos each and see where the night took us. It was the last night in pullman, why the fuck not. Worst case scenario we die or get arrested or both. But we are not pussies so that shit didnt concern us. Anyways, I cant really remember much of the night after the girls got there. But apparently it ended with the girls getting ready to leave, and i turned to one of them and said if you stay the night, Ill eat you out for two hours. (this of course never happened, but it sure as fuck made the girl stay) ended up with me banging that girl in some one elses bed. When the occupant of the room found out, he came to the door and started banging on the door (while I was banging in his bed) I came to the door cupping my downstairs, totally naked. He said get the fuck out. I said dont worry, were in your roommates bed, and shut the door. So he goes and gets his roommate. His roommate comes to the door and knocks. I once again pull out and come to the door totally naked and out of breath. He says stop banging in my bed. I say dont worry were in your roommates bed. And shut the door. At this point they figure out they have no idea where Im boning down and just want me out of the room. So they keep hitting the door till I come out again. But this time, Im not cupping my nuts, Im balls out naked. I also have a see through pink thong around my neck. I raise my fists up and say IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE FACE! then me and the girl went to my room, which I dont know why we didnt just go there in the first place. On another funny side note, I had been hooking up with the above girl's friend earlier in the night and gave her a huge hickey. After I was done with girl #2, she had a necklace of hickeys from ear down to boobs up to ear. When I was walking girl number 2 outside the chapter house to the car, I realized the driver was girl number one, hickey totally visible. Instead of saying bye, I just burst out laughing and went back inside.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1106 [Nickname] BROSKISON [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Yo I had this four loko and I fucked a cat dude it was awesome.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1105 [Nickname] Naut Drinker [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank one Four Loko and completely blanked out the rest of the night. Apparently I walked from one house to another, at the other I've been told I made out with my best friend, who is of the same gender as I am, started balling and telling everyone that I am in love with my best friend of the opposite gender, and got carried back to the original house. Someone has informed me that I walked back to the other house, continued to cry, and then walked to another house, one that I've never been to, and back to the original house. Other conversations I've had were that I'm depressed nobody will let me clean, as well as random talks about the future. When someone tells me they saw me that day, I ask them to fill me in. I learn something new each time.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1104 [Nickname] Valdi [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 3 Four Lokos before going out in B-More. 2 hours later, I come to and there is a Thai hooker Tasering my nipples. It was so crazy, I pooped my pants.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1103 [Nickname] stellap87 [Loko] 43 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Decided to pregame my best friends 21st birthday that saturday. Me and a friend went out to the local Noodle and bought 8 lokos for me and our guests. During the course of the night I drank two and a half four lokos and had 3 shots. Apparently I made out with half of the party, yelled at my friend on the phone for not coming to the party, hooked up with another girl who was not one of my friends, cried in a room and madeout with another guy in that room, went in the student escort with my friend and ended up at larry's steaks. Cried again I wanted to go home, ran into friends, did a lap around the store. My friend stuck me in the escort who I somehow talked into taking me back to my car. drove back to my apartment. my friend rach pulled me out of my car at my place. my guy friends showed up. I then proceeded to run around more this time, but around my building while my friends tried to catch me. Offered to have a 4 some with my guy friends. Offered my girl a foursome with my guy friends. made my friend go outside and check on my car. ended up face in the toliet with two guy friends supporting me while i got sick. woke up with no hangover the next day. awesome. lol

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1102 [Nickname] Facebook [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Share your stories on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Four-Loko-Stories/173576796002843?ref=ts

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1101 [Nickname] FORTYGOON [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I DRANK THE CANADIAN VERSION OF A FOUR LOKO CALLED A ZOMBIE.. NEEDLESS TO SAY I SUCKED MY OWN DICK.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1100 [Nickname] NickG [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Ok, so a couple buddies and i were sitting i a car one night drinking some lokos and getting high. Well one of my friends had been talking about going to go see this girl later that night. We were all pretty messed up by about 1:30am or so when my friend turned on the car and started driving towards her house, about half way their he admits he is to drunk to drive and lets another friend of ours drive while hes riding shotgun. When we pulled up to her house he started saying something about he feels "sick" or "queezy"...the girl comes out side and opens his door and starts trying to talk to him....she gets no response for about 3 minutes. all of the sudden he said " could you move?" i geuss she didnt hear him because he puked all over his door, the sidewalk and her sandals.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1099 [Nickname] Exotic Dancer Barbie [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After drinking gallons of alcohol my friend who just went to "pee" disapeared nd was nowhere to be found.. later we found out he was stumbling around a parking garage harrassing staff members nd eating chips. Meanwhile I was dancing around with random whores having men feed me drinks nd posing in inappropriate pics. We later made our way to a bar where we had a sugar mama buying us drinks nd talking about faatards we ended up staying with them that morning passin out on couches nd waking up to my friend nd phone missing...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1098 [Nickname] Jade [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I am considered a nice girl and attend a well known private university where I am a premed student. After finals in my junor year I had at a party in school I had a buch of 4 lokos and got very drunk. Last thing I rmember is going down to a guy friends dorm and walking into one of the bathroom stalls. I woke up the next morning with my hair and clothes very messy and a really bad headache. I will regret that night for the rest of my life.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1097 [Nickname] i4loko [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank a blue raspberry four loko to start the night off... led to double fisting water bottles of vodka and coors lights... led to fucking twin brothers.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1096 [Nickname] Ems [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: For Lokos is No Jokos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1095 [Nickname] Nechio [Loko] 37 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: We went to the Usher concert on sunday and my girlfriends all chugged a can each in the car. 10 minutes later, 2 of them fell backwards onto the people in front of us. 10 minutes after that one of them passes out and yacks on the poor girl in front of her and then kicks her in the head. This was all before Usher came on stage.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1094 [Nickname] iGoLoko4themLoko [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1093 [Nickname] Cat [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank two four lokos and i ended up sitting on the stairs for an hour as my friends tried to get me to go down them - but i was "too scared" to move. my friend / roommate also drank a four loko that night, and he thought he was spider man, and was jumping down the stairs, and into the bed of somebody's truck. i swear, those things have crack in them.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1092 [Nickname] Favre Loko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I bought a Four Loko and texted a picture of my dick. I never did get around to drinking it...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1091 [Nickname] bubba [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank some lokos fell asleep under someones bed, and i woke screaming i had to leave! I packed all my stuff got in my car and came to thinking "what am i doing?" come back to the room, everyone just stares at me. Then i start crying.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1090 [Nickname] LOOOOko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went to a Korean friend's place for dinner. They served up some good food and I proceeded to eat it along with a 4Lo. Koreans love soju - how could I resist doing shot after shot? Eventually back to my place to smoke bowls...convinced girlfriend and her friend to come over before passing out on couch, the puking all over bathroom. Passed out, woke up later to puke again and have diarrhea.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1089 [Nickname] derp [Loko] 49 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had a cranberry lemonade Loko and six beers, went to a dance club with my buddies, and even though I hate to dance, apparently I was tearing shit up. According to witnesses, in my flailing I ended up elbowing this girl in the head on three occasions before we left. When we got back to my friend's dorm I desperately wanted to check my email, but my laptop was in my buddy's room, which was locked. Apparently he had a girl in there, but I was unaware of anything other than the fact that my laptop was in there and I needed it right fucking then. I decided to try ramming the door with my shoulder. I ended up breaking the deadbolt out of the frame. I also ended up bursting in on my friend trying to get it on with none other than the same girl whom I had elbowed in the face earlier that night. Needless to say, she ran the hell out of there, my friend got blueballs and a busted door, and I got to check my email. All in all it worked out pretty nicely.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1088 [Nickname] James [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and a couple of bros went out to Vegas and we got a motel, drank 3 lokos each. Turns out we ate each other's loads. Bad night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1087 [Nickname] 1,2 um 12 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: testing

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1086 [Nickname] What [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 6 grape four lokos, smoked two blunts, and woke up next week.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1085 [Nickname] kingerdinger7 [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had about 3 four lokos and shots of tequila at the bar. Came back to my apartment and thought it was a good idea to shoot things in the woods at 4 am. Well next thing you know i get hit in the back of the head and sitting in jail for a couple of days...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1084 [Nickname] DAQUE3NOFLOKO [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I love Loko a lot. I'm gay and at my 20th birthday party i drank multiple 4 loko and had a threesome with 2 other guys i did not know. woke up in my bed covered in dried barf. one time i also fell out of a window and wore a DAFT PUNK helmet all night on halloween, tried to make out with 13 straight guys and fingered a girl on top of a keg in a bathtub. i have also shaved several mannequin heads after drinking loko. I FUNNEL LOKO WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1083 [Nickname] Steriljoe [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So after shotgunning a few Lokos I though it would be a great idea to do some cooking. I was really in the mood for some hotdogs but my suite mates had ate them all! Well Loko had me thinking I could just eat my "hot dog". My suite mates heard me screaming in pain and ran to see me bleeding profusely. They called 911 and lucky for me the fine doctors at the hospital were able to stitch me back together... no word on functionality yet... THANKS LOKO!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1082 [Nickname] JTank [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank two 4lokos, got in a food fight at a friends house party, then decided to bike home from the city. (like 30 miles) starting at 1am. was sitting on my couch at 4am, wide awake with a 200bpm heart rate. also, lost my wallet

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1081 [Nickname] BemLikesLokoLots [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Loko and I have had an on and off relationship. I was first introduced to fourloko during the epic shitsnows of jan/feb 2010. I first started by mixing three flavors into a cranberry juice jug and drinking out of it all night long. After I had finished and my roommate was already passed out i was up until 6am complaining of heart pains. My favorite fourloko story comes from when I ventured out of my apartment and into the snowstorms wearing a cocktail dress and a northface with uggs. I couldn't walk and kept falling all over the snow I thought it was great fun. I stole my friends iphone and walked around claiming I had 6 iphones. I had snow matted to my hair and was bright red from being to cold from falling into the snow on my face. I LOVE ME SOME LOKO!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1080 [Nickname] Kevin G (N.H) [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Oh man when i had like 1 3/4 of a loko and a couple beers i blacked out. My story comes from many different sources. The only thing i remember is getting cut off mid sentence talking to some friends and waking up the next morning with a bad headache. Apparently i threw up in friends bathroom passed out there and as i was woken up I fell on top of my friends dog. Another friend drove me home and I had to sober up, so we went to McDonald and I threw up in the drive thru. Got home had to go through my gym (which is not attached to my actual house) went to the gym bathroom. It looked like i went in there purposely trying to fuck shit up and ended up throwing up on the side of the toilet (not inside). Got out the gym was in the backyard went through my brothers sliding door to get in. In the process of leaving his room I yanked my brothers hair really hard and then i passed out on my bed. Woke up the next morning, wondering where my glasses my phone and my shoes where at (In the gym bathroom) and why was their a McDonald's wrapper in my pocket. And thats my four lokos story now i just stick to hard liquor and a chaser.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1079 [Nickname] blahblahblah [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a Four Loko to pregame for a college sponsored party. Got taken to the hospital with 22 other kids.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1078 [Nickname] lokoforever [Loko] 36 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Four Loko and I have been best friends for almost 9 months now. He has caused me to jump out of a two-story window, allowed me to dump a strawberry cake and grind it into the hardwood foyer of a friend's house, bring another cake out onto a golf course at 3am and throw said cake onto the hood of a friends car and smear it all over the windows, travel 400 miles and stomp on a porcelain baby doll only to frighten 30+ people I had just met, cut my foot while smashing a porcelain baby and then trudge up two flights of white carpeted stairs only to pull the pieces from my foot, climb on top of and straddle a friend while shoving small marshmallows into her mouth and my own mouth whilst wearing a hamburger hat, walk the streets wearing a banana suit and chemistry goggles, steal 5 pairs of sandals from a friend who needed them to walk the 2+ miles to her house while claiming they were all mine (I hadn't even worn sandals that night, I wore sneakers) and wrapping a banana suit around her shoulders when she claimed she needed a sweatshirt then shoved her out the door, and I'm sure there is more but Four Loko and I have a rocky relationship where he hits me so hard I tend to black out. <3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1077 [Nickname] Brour Loke [Loko] 80 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'd seen Four Lokos at various parties over the summer and had only taken a few sips of friends' here and there. One night, my girlfriend and her roommates were throwing a party and I decided that I wanted Four Lokos to be my drink of choice. I thought "Hey, how bad can 2 energy drinks really fuck me up? I'm sure that won't even be enough alcohol for the night". Wrong. After finishing the first one in under 5 minutes, I was already feeling adventurous. We started with some pretty tame drinking games, except I kept losing... but the time we were done, I was rolling across the kitchen floor screaming about, "How badly I wanted grandma's oatmeal cookies more than a blowjob" That's the last thing I remember. I proceded to attempt to bake said cookies, and next morning I woke up with my head in a mixing bowl that contained flour, unbeaten eggs (the yoke was stuck in my hair), fish sticks, yogurt, oatmeal, and (of course) some Four Loko. I didn't get laid that night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1076 [Nickname] loko.4.4.lokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: oh boy... so about 2yrs ago when i was 16, me and my 2 friends decided we should go buy some lokes. we each got 3. then we got a phone call from our other friend and said it would be ok to party at his house as long as we went up to his quad trails cause of his crazy girlfriend. we said it would be fine as long as he would give us a ride back later. he agreed. once we got up there and drank 2 in about 20mins he said his girlfriend knew and we had to get the fuck off his property NOW. well ok. thanks. i was pissed. my guy friend who was with us had a pocket knife and i asked to see it and booked it(so i was told) i started cutting my wrists... idk why... i had a lot of stress in my life... my mom, my dad, blah blah blah. i had never done anything like that before. i hid it from them and then the 3 of us started making suicide pacts... so i showed them my wist and they FREAKED so i chugged my other loke and took off, again. (i'm crazy right? no. just LOKO) next thing i know i'm standing on the side of the highway screaming at my friends step-mom. and ran under a bridge and dropped my cell, i don't remember anything after that except dodging headlights thinking they were cops. paranoid. lol. then i woke up on a park bench... and walked home were my mom was waiting. the first thing she said was show me your wrists. next thing i know i'm being charged with mip. fucking awesome. my next mip (off lokes.) i decided to go to a high school football game... i lost my car keys and the principal called the cops and i got arrested for mip, drunk and disorderly and drunk in public. now lokos are banned in washington state. damn. no more good times! :(

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1075 [Nickname] Big_Rivah [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a can of Four Loko and there on the infinite horizon was the Goddess Durga. With her supreme voice to me she explained all meaning of the stars and the cosmos, and borne on a deft wind I was lifted up, high upward above the city, beyond the curvature of the earth, beyond space and time, and there I understood all meaning, and the dyad of creation and destruction as I drifted between and among the stars. Also Travis had one too and he puked and the dog stareted licking it up LOL

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1074 [Nickname] the loko girls [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: On halloween in Tallahassee my girlfriends and I decided to dress as 4 flavors of four loko. The rule was before we went out we had to finish a whole can each the flavor of four loko we were dressed as. We all blacked out before we even made it out, but of course we still went. Lets just we ended up in Ludacris's hotel room that night(he was in town for a concert). Greatest halloween by far.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1073 [Nickname] deadlokomotion [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had a few beers and had a good buzz going then, being the drunk that i am, bought 2 lokos and went to a party... i had to take a shit real bad and so i did! i opened a gate, went down stairs, took a shit, wiped with toilette paper, and felt accomplished. when i walk out of this building its a fucking church! hahaha i felt bad for like 3 minutes. man... good times

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1072 [Nickname] Bigga P [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my one and only encounter with the loko was something else...the liquor store near my spot sells them so i decided to see what the hype is about..bought me a watermelon one for some pregaming at my boys place for a cookout he was having...i crushed that shit and moved on to other hard liquors (and smoked some kush)...i blacked out big time....i ended up throwing my guts out..threw up all over windows and shit and passed out on my boy's staircase like it was the thing to do...being fucked up for 2 days after with discolored feces and a minor case of vertigo..i won't do to that myself anymore

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1071 [Nickname] niner [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a four loko once, got drunk, it wasn't that cool, there not that cool get over it

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1070 [Nickname] SWEENNIGS [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: DRANK 3 4LOKOS IN 15 MINS FOUND MYSELF ON THE FRONT OF A COP CAR FACING 5 SERIOUS CHARGES. WAS IN BLACKOUT BEFORE I EVER LEFT MY PLACE...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1069 [Nickname] testing [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: testing

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1068 [Nickname] KR1288 [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My best friend almost drowned in my hot tub at a house party after we double bonged 2 watermelons.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1067 [Nickname] LOKO en la cabeza [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 4 LOKO and ended up in your moms bed...she's a badass chick!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1066 [Nickname] BROsen [Loko] 68 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: We decided it would be a great idea to pre-game with Four Lokos before running in Bay to Breakers, a 7 mile footrace across San Francisco. I pounded 2 Four Lokos, a water bottle of Vodka, and a bottle of Andre (just to keep things classy)--all in one hour while we were on the metro. The rest of the day is a blur. Apparently, after finding and throwing tortillas at another runner, he proceeded to choke me in the middle of the street in broad daylight. But that didnt stop me! I ran two miles uphill and eventually passed out next to a first aid tent at Alamo Park, across the street from the "Full House" house. I was woken up when a Police officer grabbed the Four Loko I was clutching in my hands, poured it out and then threw the crushed up can onto me--all while threatening to arrest me for public intoxication. I somehow talked my way out of it--and hitched a $70 limo ride home. Success.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1065 [Nickname] TImmy [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 3 Lokos, woke up with a fat lip, missing 3 teeth laying on the side of the house, locked out. i don't live there anymore. THANKS 4LOKO!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1064 [Nickname] part of your world [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my friend and i went to pregame at a house with some lokos..im a huge lightweight and i drank more than 2 as did she..all i remember is dancing then after that not making it out of the pregame. we jammed to some little mermaid. i carried my purse upstairs and layed curled into a ball on the bed with a comforter over me repeatedly saying "whereeeee ammmm iiiii?". my friend lost her iphone and she thought someone stole it. apparently i felt left out and made up that someone stole my purse so i escaped the room and went downstairs accusing everyone of stealing it. do not recall being carried back upstairs or slapping a guy in the face. my friend found her iphone in a box and i escaped the room a few more times then went back to laying down. got pissed that no one would bring me water so i threw pants and knocked everything over on the table. i continued the "where am i's?" and got shot with a bb gun and then puked my brains out. gotta love them lokos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1063 [Nickname] NF47 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night I drank a four loko, bad thing is woke up the next morning with the can in my butt!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1062 [Nickname] hellnono [Loko] 82 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i should preface this by stating that under normal circumstances, i am fully a legit lesbo. I met a friend of mine at a dance party after an art opening, where i'd imbibed a few glasses of wine. we went to a deli and picked up 3 four lokos and split the bounty. i did *not* black out, but started hump-dancing a dude in a sweater vest (WHAT?). My friend stage-dove and no one caught her, causing her to break her rib, whereupon I left with the dude. we went back to the radio station he owned and had sex on the couch. he slept on the floor and i left my bra there, doing the most brutal walk of shame i have ever experienced.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1061 [Nickname] KringDaddyLoko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Friday night rolls around and it's time to booze. Me and my buddies decide to head out to the local liquor stores and stock up for the night. I ended up walking out of the bodega with 17 lokos, preferably watermelon and blueberry, headed to the next liquor store and walked out with three thirties and 2 handles. Things are looking bright after the first two lokos down for me, planned on saving the third for the next night. My buddy convinced me to take some shots before we headed off into the night. And from then on, sheer black out. Couldn't tell you where i went or why. Next morning woke up with dried throw up next to me and my roommate looking at me with disgust. He had a recruit stay over and apparently, during the night, what I thought was me jumping off my lofted bed, ended up with me falling off the 6 foot drop, landing on the recruit who was sleeping on the floor. Ended up putting three loko's back by the end of the night. Shit happens...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1060 [Nickname] StillHungover [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was going to a friend's co-worker's party, and on the way we stop for gas. I decided it'd be a good idea to wrap up the pre-gaming with a Monster to keep strong for the night...no Monster. I grabbed a couple Lokos, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up to a phone call the next afternoon (well, early evening), being asked why there was shit in this guys tuba. Turns out, it wasn't a gold toilet after all.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1059 [Nickname] free sex [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ok so ive had 4 lokos before, there not my drink of choice and ive never really gotten fucked up from drinking them...at least until now... Anyways, I decided that I would have a 4 loko night. I bought 5 of each flavor assuming it would last me a couple hours until another beer run. I chugged one right after I bought it and headed my way down to a friends party. I ended up playing "4 loko pong" and was undefeated 11-0. This was all I remember from the night. I woke up in a cell at the police station the next morning. They told me that I walked into walmart at 4:45a.m. screaming "where are the fucking donuts??" Apparently walmart tried to ask me to leave and instead of leaving, I got undressed and laid down on one of their mattresses and passed out. gotta love drunken misdemeanors.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1058 [Nickname] brittishloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: it was my birthday, me and my friend went to nyc. had a loco on the train, bought another one outside grand central. made friends with two brittish guys, made out in the club then got our nipples pierced while they paid for it. then went to nyu and got it in, then ran off to a strip club, got my fake id stolen another four loko later, missed our train, took an 88 dollar cab ride home, peed in the taxi got out and ran away while the cab driver chased us. he called the cops and we finally paid. hott police officer drived us home. <3 lokoss

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1057 [Nickname] Outside Sales [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I realize this site is about 4loko stories, but hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight. I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each: Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture. Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources. Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few. Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really) Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors. Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc. This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small. I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation. If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1056 [Nickname] NOTLOKOATALL [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: yeah so all you people must have never drank before I drank 5 four loko and guess what no different than drinking 2 bottles of wine, maybe if you read the label on the drink it says 12% alcohol ummmmmmmm look at wine dumbass a good wine at 15% well non-the-less barely drunk off two pretty drunk off of 4 but no black out here pretty lame since everyone seems to think they had the greatest time ever... everyone get a life and actually get drunk sometime.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1055 [Nickname] E [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: bonged a grape one..drank an orange..went to the bar..woke up in some girls dorm the next day.didnt know her name so i left.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1054 [Nickname] lol [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i got a 4loko, then before i drank it, i decided i wasn't a faggot who liked ending up in random situations where i didn't even know how i got there, and threw the can away. p.s. i bet 95% of you got fucked in the ass by a huge black dude while you were "tripping" and blacked it out of your memories, because you realized it felt good.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1053 [Nickname] DO WANT [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i read how to brew it, i want it, do the locators predict its presence in ireland soon? otherwise will somebody ship me some? or at least some jolly ranchers and st. ides? (we have monster here)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1052 [Nickname] CincyLoko [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had 1 loko, followed by 3 liters of beer (not light beer) at a German restaurant, as well as a couple of unknown shots. Continued to drink all night, but minus the loko, nothing out of the ordinary, and I never really get out of control. This night was different. I woke up in my recliner, no recollection of how i got home, and a half drank bottle of Pedialyte in my lap, opened. My roommate told me the next day he could not get me to move. I was later told by a friend, who heard from someone who had been with me, "Heard you were drinkin beer out of fat girls boobs at the bar." I played it off saying that I was drunk but not that drunk. Come to find out, it was extremely true, confirmed by 3 people. I drink quite a bit and never get like this so it had to have been the LOKO

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1051 [Nickname] CAC [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: decided it was a good idea to funnel a four loko after already drinkin 1 before. awful idea. ended up hyper and clumsy as fuck runnin up and down new brunswick streets at rutgers screamin R-U-RAH-RAH! over and over. ran into a few cars and was chased by a group of crackheads that live in a halfway house next to my friends house. threw up all over my friends backyard and had the worst stomach pain ive ever experienced. idk wat childbirth feels like, but this had to be close.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1050 [Nickname] Ayo4Loko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: One night I had a house party, and I drank two 4 Loko's (watermelon and blue: worst flavors!!). I don't remember the party, I just remember the end. I had two hours of fierce, hot sex with my new boyfriend, and ended up cleaning the house till 11 AM before I passed out.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1049 [Nickname] locofordemlokos [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1048 [Nickname] Steal My Idea [Loko] 71 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: yo mister site master, program it so we can add comments and rip on the ones that really suck.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1047 [Nickname] l0k0 [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had about 2 lokos and just a bottle of smirnoff and im a small girl, about 5 feet. It was the night before halloween and there were mad parties happening. SO, after drinks and some smoking im completely obliterated. I hooked up with my best girlfriend atleast 5 times, then we both made out with the same pole. I sat and a cannon and was yelling to everyone to blow my cannon. I caught a taxi with my friend in which i spilled all my secrets to about cheating on my boyfriend. I get in front of a hookah bar and theres a guy wearing a nun costume. I tell him i spit in gods face and asked him to fuck me, in which he gladly accepted thankfully i didnt. then took the train home and i kept telling a man he was dropping candy on the floor... gottaa stock up before its all gone :(

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1046 [Nickname] Loko in the Ville [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So me and a couple bro's slay down a dozen of four lokos. next thing I know we want some fucking waffle house so we call up a taxi because were way too shitty to drive. were causing a ruckus at 3am in the middle of the ghetto with all these crack dealers. Finally we get our waffles and it comes time to pay and the waiter refuses to take our money. Instead she waits till no ones looking and slips us out the back door not letting us pay. we get another taxi back to the nieghborhood and general drunkness continues.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1045 [Nickname] lightweight [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had a half a four loko and proceeded to call every single person in my phone book. Actually talked to some guy in my math class last year for over an hour at 1 in the morning. We haven't talked since.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1044 [Nickname] Andy [Loko] 29 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a six pack and two 4 Loko's and sent my friend who drove me home the following text message: "The walls are moving. The ponies dance real good and the hills have eyes breh. Seacrest out."

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1043 [Nickname] jack_chop [Loko] 25 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 lokos and 4 irish car bombs. Woke up covered in gold glitter and blood. Apparently I got in a fight with a tranny at an after hours party. Gooooooo team!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1042 [Nickname] amazing [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was so excited to see Vampire Weekend. Paid for expensive tickets,drove into NYC brought a couple of four lokos....woke up for the last song :(

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1041 [Nickname] LakeHouse [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: A Southern Frat star transplanted in the north for the summer, decided to drink 5 four loko's in a single night. During the night he ate shit on a dock carrying a chair to the end to sit where there were already chairs. He broke into his own car only to lie down face first in the back seat with his head out of a door, lights on, and alarm going off. Ohh yeah and Cops were sitting in their cars at the end of the driveway, waiting for people to drive away. He also passed out on the dock, in a chair, and in my dog's bed. Throughout the night he quoted Cool Runnings, Step Brothers, and Ricky Bobby. Next morning he had to go to work at 9 am, he made he made it on time, showered and dressed. After witnessing this I am willing to admit frat stars have superpowers.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1040 [Nickname] Chim Richalds [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Step 1. Drink Four Loko. Step 2. RAGE!!!!!!!!!!! Step 3. Regret nothing.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1039 [Nickname] LG [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The first time I had Four Loko was at 9 am right before Lollapalooza. If Lolla was the shit before Loko....now it's the most glorious shit of all time. Lokopalooza more like it.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1038 [Nickname] Thunderwood [Loko] 103 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 Loko's and half a handle of SoCo a couple saturdays ago and went to this frat house. Woke up with a black eye and no memory. As it turned out, i thought it would be a good idea to ask everybody at the party to hit me in the face. At least 50 people did, including a 6'3" 270 defensive linemen.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1037 [Nickname] locomotivesss [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ohhh the motives of a four loko, i drank a four loko and a half, i'm kind of small but have a good tolerance like 12 beers im good, but four lokos just shake me up haha. i freaking was out with some friends and this guy i was interested in i guess, i go and throw up, he then proceeds to try to kiss me, when i tell him to wait cause i was texting and it was "really important" [he told me the next day i said this] apparently we did make out, and i checked my messages the next morning to see, i texted this other guy to come pick me up to fuck. i'm a virgin haah. freaking four lokos! :P

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1036 [Nickname] LokoPoko [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: This summer my friend and I had a competition of who could drink the most lokos in an hour. Take it we are both capable of drinking more than you. On our fourth we are neck and neck and both shaking uncontrollably. His grandma comes down stairs and sees us drinking "the devil". We end up cutting our competition short, running out of his house and the night begins. We both manage to streak a mile on the freeway, not get caught, and then try to hitchhike naked while projectile peeing on cars passing by. After what seemed like forever we walked off the freeway and called a friend to pick us up. I woke up the next afternoon in my friend's grandmother's bed and my friend awoke with a naked fat chick in her apartment. I have no recollection of what happened between the freeway and the bed but in my jeans pocked I found a random fake ID from Wyoming, a receipt from the 24 hour pizza delivery, and a business card of a girl named "Veronica Slumbumkin".

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?


Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1035 [Nickname] Aladdin [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I fucking killed a guy. I'm wanted in Massachusetts for murder. Four Loko is bad

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1034 [Nickname] kentstateloko [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 1 and a half fruit punch four lokos to pregame. Blacked out before I left for the bars. Apparently I decided to "whip my hair" to Willow Smith's song in front of everyone. Later I text my ex boyfriend a misspelled text about the guys I've had sex with and by the end of the night I was sobbing for no reason and smoking away my problems with joints. When I woke up my neck was so sore I could barely turn my head, I had 5 long hate texts from my ex boyfriend and had been de friended on facebook. No regrets, I still drink them.

Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?