Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1359 [Nickname] shitter [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1358 [Nickname] BrewMaster69 [Loko] 71 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Here is my most recent encounter with the beast(4loko)! I bought 2 orange lokos; instant stomach ache before I even finished the first loko. Then I drank the 2nd. Sweaty and completely shitface @ this Chico State party. 2 wasted to be in public i stumbled my wasted ass about 6 blocks and ordered the most savage dish at a shitty 24 hr Mexican restaurant. I got it to-go and carefully stumbled back to my house. Falling and tripping constantly until i was approached by 3 dudes trying to start shit. Too wasted and hung I just ran away. hahah coward!!!! but i was destined to get home and eat this meal. opened my door and finally tripped and fell and spiked my mexican food on my roomates brand new vacuum. I was too wasted to clean it and too hunger not to eat it. soo i ate the food off his vacuum. I smoked a bowl and got mad spins. Throwing up and then blacked out. Woke up delirious and to a robbed house. MacBook, Flatscreen, and my weed. Thanks 4 loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1357 [Nickname] Bobby Poppycock [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a fourloko, now my butt hole hurts me so...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1356 [Nickname] Charles [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My lass and me drank 3 four lokos watermelon! We woke up, feeling like shit and my member was all wet. She had a can up her vagina. We have no idea what happened last night. We are totally 'loko.'

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1355 [Nickname] cocoforloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i dont remember so my friend is trying to remind me. after a 12 pack of corona and 2 four lokos i was pretty fucked up. the last thing i remember is some huge black dude and one crackhead looking motherfucker in my apartment. the next think i know i woke up on the floor of my bedroom in a huge pile of spaghetti vomit. i also came to find that i had pissed myself. this was a major accomplishment. ive been drinking for years and have never managed to do that. as i came to i wondered why i was in so much pain and my head was killing me. Apparently i had become possessed by four loko. the story goes me and my brother got into a fight and he ended up choking me out with a belt. and probably punched me in the face about 10 times. my body hurt for a week. but then again i dont know if you can blame four loko because the same exact thing pretty much happened the next weekend, four loko not being involved. now i only drink beer :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1354 [Nickname] DGFL [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My sister told me about loco saying it was crazy and i should try it but only drink one because it really screws you up.. So hof coures me and my best friend drink 2 and a half plus beers just to prove her wrong that they were really not bad.. Last thing i remember was falling asleep in a chair and before i fell asleep i was screaming i am sleeping in a lady gaga chair ! When I woke up I woke up with a sprained ackle and cuts all over my face.. And to top it 5 of my friends told me i showed up at there partys and they all had diff partys .. I <3 4loco

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1353 [Nickname] 2Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Okay so the night started out with 4 friends wanting to get drunk and since my state's banning four loko's we decided to drink them while they are still around. Long story short everyone ends up drinking 2 cans of loko, and me and my girlfriends best friend ( my girlfriend is sitting in jail by the way) get into her parents liquor stash and end up taking about 10 shots each AND we end up sleeping with each other. Once my girl got out of jail I was banned from drinking. Needless to say I hate four loko's

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1352 [Nickname] JDPEE [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I went to my friends apartment and brought 5, count em FIVE four lokos over.(two girls one man and only one girl was down for LOKO) I thought the girls could hang with me, even though i was a guy. Soooo we each had one. At first. we continued playing cards. After one in, Roomate comes in sees us hammered, she drinks vodka (gross i know) so fuck her, we drank the rest of em. Girl drinking vodka wants food, we go to a diner. Theres a blurred spot in my memory at the diner, then im stuck in between pools of puke at our table, and running with puky shoes from the table to the restroom, everyone puking. Waiters brought us water. Only because i have a penis did i survive this ordeal, next flash im home, heart beating like i ran a marathon. CNN got one thing right, men can handle LOKOS better than women.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1351 [Nickname] GETLOKO [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: STARTED A PETITION TO IMPEACH EVERY POLITICIAN WHO TRIES TO BAN LOKO!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1350 [Nickname] Krazy Killah [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Monday night after a game day weekend so not much going on. Me and and friend went out on the hunt for some women, i drank 2 four lokos beforehand. I woke up naked with this girl(not attractive) and my roommate said i came home turned on the lights and blasted music at 3 am. Then I apparently got in the shower with this girl then took her to my room leaving the shower on. the tub overflowed and water flowed into the hallway. My roommate was pissed! I LOVE FOUR LOKOS

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1349 [Nickname] Sleepwalker [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I visted UGA(the biggest party college in the usa) for a weekend. drank half a four loko. My friends watched me sleep walk into the bathroom and bring 2 objects back to the couch where i was sleeping...they thought i was awake so they said nothing and went back to sleep. i woke up the next morning with cocoa butter and toilet paper next to me. WTF was i doing with cocoa butter and tp??

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1348 [Nickname] CJ [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Blacked out on my birthday with some guys, woke up in my own vomit and apparently I went pool hopping and the cops tracked us down and I asked mad girls in my contacts for head.. great night.. pause not.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1347 [Nickname] Loko4Evar [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: MANNY PACQUIAO FIGHT NIGHT: 6 4Lokos in a paper bag, chugged em in an alley behind the bar with my friends SleezeNutz and DirtySally, all while rolling a blunt. I only remember the first two fights, both of which I would constantly yell at, "WHERE'S MANNY???" BLACK OUT RECOUNT: - According to Mr. SleezeNutz around 7:30PM when the Manny Pacquiao fight began, I became Mr. Pacquiao. I went to the back of the bar and as his entrance music played I pushed through the crowd trying to get to the "ring" or as it was in real life, the "pool table." When I reached the squared circle I climbed right in, as the valiant fighter would, even though there was a game of pool going on. The large men playing pool shouted obscenities at me while I, being the diplomat that I am, spit down on them and screamed "ME MANNY, ME MANNY." Needless to say, I was quickly escorted out of the bar, where I wasted no time vomiting the multi-colored contents of my stomach on the carpet leading to the entrance of the bar. GREAT NIGHT. Woke up the next morning feeling like I had been punched by Manny in the stomach. Spent the rest of the day smoking weed and watching 30 Rock. Let's do it again next week!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1346 [Nickname] AlliAnn [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: More or less this is for my friends. Im a veteren wit the stuff. Bout 1 fourloko plus many shots, my 2 130 lbs twin friends started to argue. This got to the point of physical violence to which I had to be a human straight jacket for one of them. this was over who hated one of their ex's more...needless to say i had blood all over my pants and it was bout 5am by the time we got to bed....gosh i LOVE fourloko!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1345 [Nickname] tits mcgee [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had never drank 2 4lokos in a row so i thought it was a good night in chico to drink 2 within about 30 minutes. i proceeded to go get pizza with my friends like shooting our finger guns at people along the way. once i got to the pizza plce i ate 3 giant ass pizza slices and threw the fourth at a guy running down the street. we then went to a buddys house of mine and thats when i went even more downhill...i was doing snow angels on the carpet and was slapping myself repeatedly. i then ran through his screen door which i am no paying for and then blacked out on the way back to the dorms where i attempted to get into my bunk bed but fell five feet onto my back and stayed there until 15 hours later where i woke up with a massive hangover

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1344 [Nickname] lokinator [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had two four lokos one night and i was fine because im not a freshman and i know how to drink alcohol and not act like an idiot!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1343 [Nickname] Oh da lokos.... [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So right before my schools football game, 4 friends and I tried 4lokos for the first time. We each had one and my friend and I split the last one. Once we got to the game I was wasted and had to pee really bad, so in front of at least 20 other classmates, I pulled down my pants and peed on the grass. The last thing I remember is going to an after party where I had at least 5 shots. The next thing I know, I'm lying on the ground underneath a hammock at 2 am with my socks on my hand and my bra missing but my shirt still on? I've loved lokos ever since.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1342 [Nickname] jennysdrunk xD [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: well me and all my friends normally get lokos on friday nights. and i am a girl to hold my liquor. but one for loko im POPPED! we have done some of the craziest shit while drunk off these damn things, from stealing, to skinny dipping, to just anything basically you name it. im sad there going to be banned. i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee getting these :]

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1341 [Nickname] CTwitty [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 4 Cans of 4Loko 3 hours of sex 2 girls 1 dr's visit to make sure no vaginal tearing went down. 'nough said

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1340 [Nickname] shoe [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: started playin loko this game me and my buddies made up with lemonade lokos, the best of course. killed a 6 pack with 3 friends. went to this girls party a friend threw a beer at me i took a knee and chugged most of it. threw the rest at him (also 4 lokod out). hit him with it, he came after me. i tackled him and cut my head as i faceplanted on the side walk and shook blood all of him screaming "you dont know where ive been lou! we really like this place!" covered him in blood. we all go to the strip club. then next i remember is drinking bread crumbs and choking on them. as i try to go outside i trip on the rug and fall thru the glass in our front door.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1339 [Nickname] Hussey1189 [Loko] 73 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So the other night, I went to a bonfire at a friends house and decided to drink nothing but loko. I was almost done with my 3rd when someone had the great idea of branding my ass with a metal skewer. Of course I thought it was a great idea at the time. While everyone argued about whether or not to let this happen I decided to test it out the back of my hand, burning the number 11 into it. Note to self...four loko doesn't also act as a pain killer

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1338 [Nickname] luckydude [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so my buddys threw a huge party a few blocks down the street from where i live. During the party i had about 5 beers and two lokos, and to be honest the rest of of the night was filled in for me. The cops came and 3 others friends decided to leave with me. about a block away, 2 of my friends decided to go back to the house and get thier coats. After a miniute of waiting outside, i turned to my other friend and said, hey i gotta go back and get my guys. so i did, only to go to the neighbors house. i didnt realize that it was the wrong house, so i broke in. I climbed up the stairs and ended up on the outside balcony, where i started yelling to the people back at the house "hey, guys, how do i get down?!" i woke up the owner of the house who chased me down the stairs, threw a can of paint which missed my head by several inches, and then released her 2 pit bulls on me. in order to escape, i ran through her wooden fence, not over it through it. The lady called the cops but i ran away by then. i dont remember anything. love loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1337 [Nickname] big booty oooy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i luv fourloko because i can walk around naked and since the four loko is in my hand its excused!!!!!!!! <3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1336 [Nickname] BahaJOKES [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So three of my friends came to visit, we managed to share a couple 4lokos, we ended up riding a drunk bus downtown to a bar, proceeded to drink more there. By the end of the night we were all seperated, one woke up in a hotel, one woke up at a random school, one woke up at a house and one woke up in an unlocked random car. Needless to say the way we got in contact with each other was via fbook message the next morning...where are you? Bahahaha it was like the hangover 2 recreate.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1335 [Nickname] DrHolliday [Loko] 168 [Not Loko] 20 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After sipping gin I was lured into a game of kings. I chugged two in waterfall mode, finished in about half an hour. Blacked out and woke up in the hospital at about 4 am, at which point the night was explained to me. I'd gotten in a fight with a girl, headed to a bar and gotten kicked out. At my friend's house I fell backwards over a table and smacked my head against his door. I hit it hard enough to split open my head leave a blood splatter and pass out in my friend's arms while she held a paper towel to my head. 7 staples. I also apparently told the nurse, "Give it to me straight doc - AM I GONNA LIVE??"

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1334 [Nickname] peach [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drinking is ba

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1333 [Nickname] Domestic Violence [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So, I've had Loko many many times before. This had to be thee best/worst experience ever. Me and my friend/roommate each drank half of our Loko and then filled it back to the top with Tequila. This is where things went horribly wrong. We some how manage to walk all the way back to our buddy's house (which is about 2 miles away). Once we get there we start fighting, over nothing. It got pretty heated and fists were thrown. Soon, his girlfriend is balling her eyes out as me and him continue to fight each other. Finally, the fight ends and I go and cool down in the bedroom. Next thing I hear is "Everyone get out here, before I start kicking down doors." To my great displeasure it was a fucking cop. I guess someone called in a Domestic Violence/ Noise Complaint. We managed to talk our way out of any trouble. Lucky for me too, I just got off probation. Needless to say, for the rest of our lives we will call Half-Loko and Half-Tequila: "Domestic Violence"

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1332 [Nickname] TyTy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I started off the night with a watermelon loko (my favorite flavor). The plan was to pregame it before a frat party, unfortunately I felt so good I didn't stop. After my first loko I took 2 shots of vlad which tasted like pure water. My friends and I decided to leave to go to the frat after this and I WAS FUCKIN PUMPED. I was convinced that I was the world champion of Parkour, jumping on and off of every obstacle I encountered. Finally got to the frat, somehow avoiding an underage. From there shit went downhill quick. literally. Turns out they had lokos in addition to the traditional Natty. I chugged a lemonade (my second favorite flavor). Then I danced. I danced like a mother fucker until I was drenched in sweat and all the fat sorority chicks looked like Megan Fox. I decided to cool myself off with yet another loko. All they had left was blue raspberry which tasted amazing even though it is without a doubt the worst flavor. About three fourths of the way through it, I threw up all over one of the frat bros. My friends apologized and tried to take me out. I refused insisting that the frat brother was dissing Kid CuDi. I took a pathetic swing at him and missed. He swung back and didn't. Right in the stomach. THERE WAS SHIT EVERYWHERE. The fat bitch sandwich I had earlier from Are U Hungry now resided in my pants. After realizing what happened (and smelling) everyone immediately started fleeing the frat. The problem was, it was 3 in the morning and the cops were goin hard. People were getting underages left and right and I laughed the whole way home. Woke up the next morning and figured i needed to buy new sheets.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1331 [Nickname] MAHLER [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Heard four lokos were getting banned, I work at a convenient store so I had one of my friends come in while I was working and steal a few. When I got home we decided to clean out the beer bong and throw a couple lokos in there. Next thing I knew I saw the law office across the streets lights were on and the back door was open. My friend who was also fucked up on loko and I decided to run in there and take a look around. Woke up the next morning with a book filled with incest porn, 5 hustler magazines, an industrial size roll of toilet paper, and some rolls of paper towels. I looked outside and there was a cop in my duplex parking lot, talking to the man who owns the law office. Luckily I wasn't caught, but needless to say...no more lokos for me :p

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1330 [Nickname] Four Loko Stories [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Four-Loko-Stories/173576796002843 Post your crazy stories right on facebook!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1329 [Nickname] bongzalot [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: well it was my birthday and i was so totally ready to get wastey mind you it was a monday so my friends and i were drinking and i decided to bong a whole grape four loko a few hours later i was on the floor of my bathroom so i was told and then when i woke up i had my best guy friend in bed and hickies all over my neck

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1328 [Nickname] canada meets erie [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 4loko night: .. 4 friends, 1 got kicked out of the bar lost her clutch/cell/id/keys... slept in a car outside of her apartment(that wasn't hers) woke up and pushed every button in the app before someone let her in. 2nd friend ended up in a hotel with a dead cell phone and a hot boy. 3rd friend stayed at some boys house and was nowhere to be found. 4th friend goes to some res in the middle of nowhere.. wakes up to 8 fb messages WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE. All 3 friends "I HAVE NO IDEA". friend drives to find everyone. CRASHES. THE END.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1327 [Nickname] OMGLOKOOO [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one time i drank a bunch of 4 loko and decided to make a website that copied texts from last night but with a different name! crazy night bros lol

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1326 [Nickname] Kleon [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After 2 four lokos + drinks I Stomped on beer bottles Flipped a beer pong table with cups of beer and water Call plenty girls fat Steal people drinks at the bar Credit card statement not looking good

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1325 [Nickname] Lady Peaches [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I downed 2 Watermelon cans in 3 minutes and woke up in the at 5 am getting triple teamed by 3 random men i've never seen in my life. My ass is still sore!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1324 [Nickname] weber814 [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: On the way back from Millwaukee for a baseball trip weekned at Miller Park, my pal Jeff was a few beers deep. We decided to stop in Ohio for a "few pops". As we walked toward the impressive beer spread in the refidgerators, the lights seamed to twinkle on this section of alcohol known as FOURloco. We saw this Rese Bobby looking beverage and we were in love right away with the 12% alcohol and cheesey graphic looks. ON TO THE LOCO LEGEND: My buddy Jeff (age 27) downed his first logo within 10 minutes. Within 20 minutes he was deeply insulting his younger brother (25), telling him he truly thinks he is a homosexual. He then tried to pee a gallon into a small chewing tobacco spit cup. As you can guess, he soaked himself in urine and pissed himself all over my jeep. It got so extreme that I had to pullover and ejaculate him from my vehicle. We pulled into a shit-hole gas station off an exit. Jeff then wondered into the woods. He came waddling back to the jeep with his peins hanging out and his pants to his ankles. He then stumbled into my jeep singing a slurred version of a Deftones song. His brother and my buddy were horrified. Stayed to for episode 2.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1323 [Nickname] weezy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Ight its ya boy weezy.. me and some my home boys though down some them locos, in my limo on the way the club in orlando. Ightt, sippen on some hypnotic and redbull at the club. Start dancing with dis shawtyy. Fell down drunk as fuckkk. Woke up the next morning the next morning on the eiffel tower the lord gives me power like them 4 lokos make it shower.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1322 [Nickname] Omarion [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: First off, i was 5'6" 110 pounds. I was on a empty stomach with 4 of my buddies, we ant have a job, not shit to do! So we got around 8 cans of these shits and started getting at it. We each had one at the start but i wanted more. Drank another 2, chugging the last one. Some how we ended up getting to the mall, i only remember blurs of punching people, walking out side falling, and puking, Turns out i was quite walking around, randomly told an old lady "hey, guess what" She said what, i screamed "CHARLIE HORSE" hit her in the leg, she droped and i ran away laughing. I ended up seeing my first love there ( who dumped me because i drank and smoked ) screamed, threw a table. sat there for a bit puked, some how mall cops got my phone, called the real cops, called my pops and brother, brother ended up carrying me out to a night of puking.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1321 [Nickname] SkyyJohn [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: This drink is a beast and will totally fuck you! It's a good cheap buzz though! Check out my Four Loko review! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0vhKzM1Elo

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1320 [Nickname] Teyshawn [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Yo i Be drankin sum lokos wit ma nigguz last nite nd i downed four... nothin happened... im 120 pounds u pussies

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1319 [Nickname] mizzgudy2shews [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was feeling sick so i was taking advil, aleve, and cough syrup. around 3pm I got a four loko and headed to a friends dorm where i was welcomed with shots. after the shots i downed the rest of my four loko. the meds and loko went really well together for the first 2 hours until i started puking my brains out. i was hugging the toilet and my chin was resting on the edge of the toilet seat. EW. I blacked out like that for a half hour. when i woke up and chugged water i was ready to get the party back on. the next morning i had the worst hang over of my life. Four loko es no joko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1318 [Nickname] Kinetic [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: SO a buddy of mine and I went to a local bar and got a little drunk. We decided to leave, but stop at a local liquor store to get a night cap. We had no idea what 4loko was, but we figured why not. I drank two. I stayed up until 6 am running around campus. I fell down a couple times and had cuts on my hands and knees, but the crowning event of my night was when I pee'd on the administration building. I woke up the next day on a cement floor with my head in a trashcan.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1317 [Nickname] 4broko [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 2 in under an hour then went to a bar and cut my lower lip pretty bad on a broken glass bottle I was attempting to drink. I started bleeding a lot and instead of cleaning my wound I preceded to spit all the blood over a brohater's back

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1316 [Nickname] Grim Greg [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and my bro decided to have a bonding sesh. While I was chillin with a few beers, he decides to try to match me and put away 4 in the period of a few hours. The next day, I sat by his hospital bed as the life slipped out of his body. FML

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1315 [Nickname] Morgan [Loko] 37 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was hanging out in Chicago last summer at this guy's house who I'd met on the internet, we bought 4 Four Loko's for the two of us to split. Watermelon is the best, imo. We were all sitting out on the porch and his extremely hot roommate came out and I started feeling awkward and tried to drink both of them as fast as I could in an effort to be more "social", or something. First one was fine, and then all I can remember after that is singing 3OH3!, and then being naked in the bathroom and throwing up on myself. I guess I had sex with my friend, and then went into the bathroom to puke right after, walked into his OTHER roommate's room who was asleep (doesn't drink at all) and had also just passed a kidney stone that day. He saw a shadowed figure in his room (me), got a knife and tried to stab my leg until he turned the lights on and I naked sleepwalked in circles in his room and tried to pee on his bed. Then tried to open the door and walk around Chicago streets (still naked) at like 5 am by myself. The door was locked, to my benefit. They don't have this shit in Canada, thank god.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1314 [Nickname] Lokomokochoko! [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had a four loko party theme at my house. Admission 2 four lokos, end result, broken doorknob, two 50 gallon bags worth of cans...and found out a month later someone got knocked up cause of the party!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1313 [Nickname] loko33 [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I just drank 1.5 lokos.. my first 2.. and i told my wife I want anal.. shes filing for divorce. I'm not kidding.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1312 [Nickname] brenda sue [Loko] 136 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i tried playing "sober sally" at a party cuz my friend was turning 21 and needed some watching that night. needless to say, i ended up with 1 dick in my vag and 1 dick in my ass. thx 4 loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1311 [Nickname] bonebreaker [Loko] 57 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I had a tasty lemonade 4loko to kick off a night of wild drinking. Followed that up with various mixed drinks for a few hours before blacking out completely. Around 4am, I gradually floated back up into consciousness and realized that my wrist was broken and massively swollen. No one knows what happened because the only person I was with was also blackout thanks in part to getting loko. Drinking 4loko that night: Great decision, or greatest decision?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1310 [Nickname] LokoHero [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I drank my purple loko and my colt 45 around 10pm. Around 11:30 me and my friends decided to go to a show at a warehouse/apartments. I arrive at the show trashed out of my mind. Next thing I know I'm in line to the bathroom and apparently told one of my friends to come in with me. We enter and I decide its a good idea to rip down the shower curtain, pour out all the shampoo of the five people that live in the apartment, fill the tub up with water, and leave with the shower around me like a cape claiming "I AM THE 4LOKO QUEEN"!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1309 [Nickname] EL-LOKO [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: WELLL it all started on friday night when my friends hot mom gave me a four loko with a shot of whiskey. She put the four loko in my lap and gave a really good bj :) then she stuck it in my butthole and i fucking dickslapped that ho! TALLY HO!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1308 [Nickname] GingerKat [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My loko story starts out with me saddling up with the four horseman, then ~10 beers later i pissed on the floor of a strangers bathroom. I somehow woke up the next morning back in my hotel room. I then had to take the most epic shit of my life....It smelled like dimetap. Guess with flavor I started off the night with.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1307 [Nickname] TK [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last weekend I took down an Orange Four Loko, the morning after I woke up in a Ferrari doing 120 on I-95 with ten cop cars chasing me in south Florida... I'm from Minnesota.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1306 [Nickname] loko4lokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Washington state is banning them after 11/17 so I went out and spend over $100 on four cases after visiting 5 gas stations.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1305 [Nickname] daneeeel [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I played a really metal metal show and had a few beers. I then went back to my friend's house. Night of Demons, or something, was playing. I'd never had a fourloko before, and my friend had stockpiled some. I drank a quarter can and was wrecked! I had to have my girlfriend drive me home, as my world was spinning and consciousness fundamentally altered. I WAS LOKO'D!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1304 [Nickname] Sir Doltus [Loko] 93 [Not Loko] 23 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Told A Fat Chick In A Sweater....That I Love Fat Chicks In Sweaters

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1303 [Nickname] lastofthelokos [Loko] 18 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had a couple of lokos and other beverages a few nights ago. Woke up sitting up in my bed fully dressed with the lights on. I thought I had passed out momentarily and went out to continue raging. It was 6:30am, I had apparently been sleeping for 5 hours.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1302 [Nickname] Ryde or Die [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I've had a few Four Lokos before, but the last time I had one was a disaster. It was 5 days before my 21st birthday on a Thursday night and I had a four loko plus a few shots of whiskey and at least 4 beers. And this was before going to the bar, which I somehow got into. I took a lot of Adderall before because I had a midterm earlier and I didn't know it would make me so thirsty and that mixing more than 2 kinds of alcohol was bad. Anyway, I went to the bar, drank more and eventually blacked out while there and woke up in a hospital bed not remembering anything from that point on. Apparently, while walking back to my college dorm, I was yelling random things at people and got knocked for disorderly conduct. Don't remember being locked up thankfully but then I hit my head and got put in the hospital and went home that weekend for fall break. I had been in trouble before at school and I ended up getting suspended for what happened that night plus a brand new case to deal with. Let's just say I would never touch another Four Loko with a 100 ft pole. Oh and I didn't drink or do anything for my 21st because I was not allowed to celebrate it at school or drink period fml. One positive is that I now plan to never got extremely intoxicated ever again. It was not fun.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1301 [Nickname] H-Don [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: On Spring Break 2010 in Destin,FL it was the first time i'd ever gotten lok'd. I didnt realize how potent they were and ended up drinking 2 back to back on top of about 7 shots (I weigh about 165) it is the only time that I have been drunk enough not to remember anything from the night. I lost my phone and got some funny videos taken of me while Lok'd out. I still drink Four Loko's to this date, but will never have more than 1.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1300 [Nickname] big bambino [Loko] 40 [Not Loko] 13 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 3 1/2 4lokos shit was crazy my buddies litterally carried my out yet i woke up in a town an hour away from where i live.. but ive never been here.... dont remember getting here... dont remember what happened.. but im sitting in a limo

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1299 [Nickname] nick408 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 4 FOUR LOKOS + BEER + TRAMPOLINE = BLOODY ASS NOSE

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1298 [Nickname] 2HANDBOLT [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Aww man! I had never had a four loko before. Mind you, I'm about 130 pounds and I chugged one entire can in about a minute and a half. I new it was going to be bad when I got a bad case of the hiccups and when my friends started to try and calm me down I screamed, "I NEED IT!" Next thing I know, I went from sitting in a chair to laying on floor, bringing down the table with me. I lost my equilibrium and I could stand but I made my way to the bathroom to puke. Since I had vomit on my shirt, My buddies took off my shirt for me, only for me to take off running down the hallway in our dorm. They take me to my room and I pass out only to realize I forgot my phone in the room. So, I go back to my friends dorm in a drunken fury, ready to fight all my friends, despite it being about 5 to 1 and I'm 130lbs. I think this is quite a conspiracy. Four Lokos should be banned for lightweights like me. AWW MAN!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1297 [Nickname] moosemonkey [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 four locos plus 4 long islands.... i left a voicemail that i don't remember asking a girl from my church to give me a BJ. Also i ended up in a penguin costume at a bar called the penguin dancing my ass of..... and that was the start of the night!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1296 [Nickname] Chuck Norris Jr [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Twas a Friday night and it started off with my friend "LOKO-ing" me. This is the new icing for those of you who didn't know. Anyway, after consuming this disgusting drink mixed with a few beers, bourbon gingers, and some shots, I blacked out.I have no clue what happened between the hours of 11-3am but I eventually woke up in the basement of a random pizza place, leaning over some sort of appliance, with my vomit all over the walls and floor. And for whatever reason, I somehow lost most of the feeling in my left hand. And have yet to get it back a week later. 4 LOKO doesn't mess around.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1295 [Nickname] 4WACKo [Loko] 62 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: OK. so the night started like any thursday... I got me a LOKO and killed it. Got another and killed it. proceeded to drink all the beer in my bros fridge and smoke... THIS IS THE POINT I WAS FILLED IN ON LATER.... so apparently I went to a party and the cops came so the house owner locked the doors.. I left anyway LOKO in hand. I walked right past the cops fell down the steps and yelled at the damn steps for being so hard to use... then i stole a bike from a large black man in north philly and he called the cops.. the cops didnt believe him and tried to give me the bike.. mylifeisLOKO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1294 [Nickname] biddieloko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my worst night of drinking 4loko was a pretty rushed night of pre-gaming i downed my four loko for pre-gaming still having a second one and beer at my guy friends party...i ended up playing a few games of beer pong and chugging beer and loko together because i was too "sober" for pong and needed to be drunk for it...needless to say i was told i wanted someone to video tape me in the backyard having sex with a deer, owl, fox and cinderella...that was not the end of its since i kept jumping on my biddies and motorboating them. by the time we were ready to leave i almost fell down the stairs and since i didnt fall there i thought climbing the side of the porch was a good idea to only find out that i couldnt hold on fell straight on the hard ground. i was then carried into the cab and danced horribly to Jamaican music tell the Jamaican cab drivers i loved their music...in the end i woke up not remembering the entire night and had the worst tailbone bruise of my life...i dont mind though because i love my 4lokos <3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1293 [Nickname] Four Loko Fred [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: At 9pm I drank 4 Four Lokos, blacked out and went on a spiritual journey where I reached a higher consciousness and realized my path in life. I woke up at 10am with my car crashed into an elementary school, where I accidentally ran over 4 kindergartners. Now that's four loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1292 [Nickname] mau4loko [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Watermelon 4 loko: $3 Pizza: $8 Getting in a fight over a slice of pizza: Priceless

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1291 [Nickname] fourloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: started the night with 3 four lokos. woke up with 2 girls next to me.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1290 [Nickname] COMO [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: A few weeks ago I met this girl at a party, she was kinda big, but cool and she had hott friends, so I kept in touch with her. Last friday around 6 she called me up and said that her and some friends were gonna go drink and swim at her friend's apartment. I couldn't pass up a chance to work on my tan; I picked up 2 cans of 4Loko and headed out there. We hopped in the pool, me, the chubby girl, her small cute friend and another dude. The more I drank the better the small girl looked, even though she came off as a bit of a whore. When the sun started to go down we jumped in the hot tub and I finished the second can of 4Loko, man that alcohol hit me hard. Then the other guy had to leave so him and the chubby girl headed out to his car leaving me with the cute one. It took about 30 seconds for us to start making out (I'm not proud to say this but there were children present too... neither of us cared). So when the chubby chick got back me and the cute one headed up to the apartment and proceeded to get it on. Afterwards I passed out for a bit, when I woke up i was still drunk and the girls were just coming back from the pool. The Chubby one tells me we need to leave cause the cute one has plans with another guy and he's coming over. We headed out, but I didn't go too far cause I'm still pretty drunk so I pulled over. I chat with the chubby chick for a bit, then I said, "You know what would make this night more fucked up, if we fuck." Yes, I fucked the chubby girl too. So afterwards I took her home, drove back to my place and passed the fuck out. The next morning I woke up with that -what the fuck did I do last night- feeling.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1289 [Nickname] el poyo loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: had 4 lokos....... according to the cops ended up masturbating on da bus -_-

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1288 [Nickname] Allie! [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drunk one four loko with a bunch of my friend ended up running from "the cops" (really a bunch of teens with paintball guns and flash lights) and ran across a ledge over looking a river. Then went to a party and puked my brains out everywhere and told 40 year old guys I'd make out with them ad offered a bj to a guy dressed as the joker. Yea, bad ass night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1287 [Nickname] lokobid [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was the thursday before halloween of this year. We were all dressed up and it was cute. I pre-gamed with a four loko. We went to the bar, drank some beer and played pong. That was the last thing I remember. I woke up super confused. I've been told that I drank way more, started screaming in the bar, and the bouncer told me he was gonna kick me out if I kept screaming. He turned around and I started screaming again and followed him as if I was going to fight him. And let's just say there was still vom in my hair the next morning. fourloko<3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1286 [Nickname] Seabass [Loko] 37 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After hearing about the government banning the always delicious FOUR LOKO, my fraternity brothers decided to throw a Loko party. At the party I proceeded to drink my 2 Lokos and an unknown # of shots. I blacked out sometime so my friends filled in the rest of the night for me. The boys called sober phone, but on the ride home I accidentally touched the girl drivers' boob. She wasn't happy about this so I told her,"You're atrocious, I have a girlfriend!" I then proceeded to jump out the car window. I was next seen shirtless and pantless with dick flopping out talking to campus police. A frat bro quickly rescued me from an unfavorable fate and led me to my dorm. I rewarded him in the elevator by picking him up and holding him like a child. My last word before passing out in bed was,"Penis..." Without LOKO my adventure wouldn't have been possible.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1285 [Nickname] loko4loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I went out with my girlfriends and we had about 2 4lokos each. Everything was going good until we got to this bar in brooklyn. I threw up on some guy who was hitting on me at the bar. My other friend got lost in Brooklyn and told us she woke up at her cousins house wearing a shower cap and covered in my vomit and found 3 condoms in her pocket. My other friend did not throw up but did suffer a horrible head injury after tripping over a fire hydrant while walking home. good night.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1284 [Nickname] MNLoves loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Four Loko is not unsafe. Dont drink it if you cant handle it. Keep it on the shelves for those of us who love to drink this 12% wonderful blend!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1283 [Nickname] ACE [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I decided one night that life wasn't worth living. My wife was leaving me, and my children were meth heads. I went to the store and got 5 Lokes, and brought them home. I had killed one and a half when my wife and two adult children walked in. "WTF ARE YOU DOING!?!?!" they screamed in unison. They saw the 4Loko, and each grabbed a remaining can and pounded it. We had such a good time that night, it saved my marriage, and the Kids aren't on meth, or any drug for that matter, any more! Thanks Four Loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1282 [Nickname] lustred [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my sister and i decided to try four loko.? that night, we fucked.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1281 [Nickname] straightFUCKED [Loko] 42 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So let's just skip this whole story bullshit. Me & a friend chugged 2 fourlokos each. My fresh new boyfriend of about a week came over, and that my friends, was the night I had my first legit 3 some ever. Amen.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1280 [Nickname] Colbert [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I used to drink loko's then i grew some balls and started drinking C-zurrrre. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/17/colbert-four-loko_n_784816.html

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1279 [Nickname] Sparky [Loko] 24 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: This is a TRUE story: Drank a Four Loco on my break from working at starbucks. I didn't realize there was alcohol in the drink. After my break a soccer mom asked me for a venti non-fat no whip classic hot chocolate, extra foam. I forgot the foam and she yelled at me. I totally lost it, dumped her drink down my pants, jumped over the counter and made a run for it. I never went back to my job again...or had a Four Loco.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1278 [Nickname] homoforloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Its currenty 734pm wedsdaynight. bout to pop open a LOKO. to be continued.....

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1277 [Nickname] GRR [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I think if your gonna drink four loco or any bevage of that make sure you dont chug it or nothing be smart about it and not stupid all these stories are your own fault! not the drinks fault. ITs your fault that you drannk it and probably drank it to fast or more than one can thats totoally your fault not hte products fault. be smarter about drinking this stuff. so really they shouldnt take it off the market....SO FUCK YOU.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1276 [Nickname] kkk [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I Chugged 2 Four Locos, Went To the bar walked back , next day I was told My mother opened my bedroom door and found me naked in the middle of my bed smoking weed, while 4 other naked girls were passed out in my room.. CRAZY what the hell happened,

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1275 [Nickname] lokod out [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Halloween weekend, had a four loko, as usual, went to a party...hooked up with one of the ugliest guys I've ever seen, didn't want to walk back to my apartment so flagged down a car in the middle of downtown LA, told them where I lived and got in and had 3 guys take me back home...thankfully I was not kidnapped....thanks four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1274 [Nickname] brotastic [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i remember my first and second loko.... but not my third

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1273 [Nickname] Dushi [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: decided to have a quiet night, went to the movies with my boy... drank four 4lokos each.. ended up driving home btu we decided to do a little offroading... crashed into a low tree branch shattering the windshield and ravaing the roof. got home yelling, neighbors called the cops.. asked the cops why they were all bald and if any one on the force had any hair. told them iam not worried about cops, i deal with bacon on an everyday basis for breakfast. woke up on my carpet. threw up twice during drug class the next morning.... I love you 4loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1272 [Nickname] cherryCHAPstick [Loko] 21 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: sooo the first time i loko'ed i drank two relatively quickly. before i knew it all my friends and i were playing kings and acting silly as shit. then dubstep came on and we all erupted into a spontaneous dance party in which i some how managed to get my feet swept out from underneath me.. it wasnt til the next morning that i realized my back hurt really bad... went to the bathroom to check it out... bra hook= back hook. my bra was literally attached to my back, which was also covered in blood. felt that i clearly wasnt the only one actin a fool; my friends were clearly as loko'ed out seeing as none of them thought it weird that i looked like Carrie on prom night. WOOOOOOOO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1271 [Nickname] Your Dad [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: People who get this fucked up on Four Loko are new to booze. Try shrooms then talk to me about fucked up.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1270 [Nickname] 40Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It began as a typical friday night. As myself and 2 close college buddies prepared to go out, we decided that we would start our nights with a hurricane and a lemonade 4loko. The night progressed and the 4lokos began to take over. Friend #1 decided against the stupidity serum that is 4loko earlier in the night, and found a girl at the bar and disappeared, unavailable to take part in the revelry that would ensue. Me and my partner in crime for the night needed a place to stay so we aimlessly moseyed to an after party. Apparently being in an apartment with a bunch of strangers was no problem for us as we quickly endeared ourselves to the crowd by teaching them how to dougie. As soon as the song came on we started making out with our new girl friends, and as the party cleared out we had found our home for the night. Instead of pursuing the hook up, we opted for mutual sabotage. As I was making out on one couch my accomplice threw a fastball at my head in the form of an apple. For revenge I waited until he was deep into a makeout before shoving a slice of pizza down his pants. We proceeded to wander outside and throw all the chairs off of their balcony before resuming pleasantries. I wake up on the couch, fly undone, still drunk, and in looking for my buddy i wander into a bedroom which looks like either a slaughterhouse or a scene from Texas chainsaw. The white sheets are stained with blood as were my buddy's jeans and boxers. (He apparently tried to escape in the wee hours of the morning, but made the girl cook tortellini instead). In a moment of brilliance the girl adopted a limp and said she cut her knee the night before, but... Yeah. You get it. 4loko created a walk of shame for the ages. One still intoxicated, and the other the main character in a Freddy Kruger film with a rorschach test on his crotch. Oh did I mention we went to breakfast with my parents?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1269 [Nickname] loko4turp [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me n my 2 housemates threw a massive party, the plan was to get as smashed as possible. after finishing my 15 beer, i started on my 3 4lokos.....i woke up in my bed the next morning, half of one left on the stand beside me...my gfs best friend beside me...well ex gf, apparently i got so drunk, asked her to go fuck n she told me she was on her period n that she wasnt going to suck my dick either...i guess i flipped out, dumped her, n her best frind fucked me insted...pretty loko..

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1268 [Nickname] Andy Katz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I don't remember any of my FourLoko stories! Y'all are crazy!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1267 [Nickname] james [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: the first time i had a four loko i blacked out and puked... yikes.... i love them...sugar -n- booze

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1266 [Nickname] Hallowloko [Loko] 22 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Halloween night I drank 3 four lokos by about 9:30. I woke up with my head on my keyboard, a half-eaten sandwich inches from my face, a political campaign sign, a silver chain, tiger-striped cat ears, a stethoscope, a bible and a sign that said "Get Down On Your Knees and Pray."

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1265 [Nickname] missLioness [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went to a friends house, he decided to introduce me to FourLoko's. I drank half of one, decided to give him a 2 & a half hour massage. Now he always hits me up for massages. Of course FourLokos should never be banned from these Magic Hands. xo

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1264 [Nickname] soyloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Long story short I ended up in the middle of my parking lot screaming RAPE and somehow this girl gave me her number because of it... and then We wandered to dennys were i passed out in the parking lot only to wake up an hour later and puke my brains out. And then i was carried home by my roomates because i could not even walk ahaha. Thank you loko <3

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1263 [Nickname] the 516 [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 2 tall boys,2 quatro crazys(4 lokos), blacked out,kicked both my best friends out of my house, hooked up with both of their girls... at once.. threw up all over me, my bed, and my phone (that broke) and got my 2 best friends to hate me for 3 months. im the man

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1262 [Nickname] FDA [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 four lokos, blacked out, and the next thing I know, I banned four loko...worst decision I ever made...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1261 [Nickname] SOLOKOITSCRAZY [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a loko and had intercourse with 5 different guys in the same night. i was real energized so i kept going and couldn't stop having sex. It was crazy i really enjoyed being able to have sex with different people and not become tired.....Thank you loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1260 [Nickname] kay [Loko] 33 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had 1 and 1/2 four lokos at a friends house. I talked on the phone the entire night to someone I completely hate and told them ALL of my secrets. I chain smoked half a pack of cigarettes on the porch. When I finally decided to go inside and hangout with my friends, I passed out on the living room couch, woke up to my bestfriend smacking my ass so hard it hurt her hand. I proceeded to drive home. My friend pulled up next to me screaming at me for driving down the completely wrong side of the road for at least a mile. I woke up this morning with ez mac all over me and in my bed, probably with a 200 bpm heart rate.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1259 [Nickname] Four Nojoke-o [Loko] 75 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went to visit some bros and started off the night with 3 cans of this death juice....that's the last thing I remember. Apparently, we got sick of sitting around and walked to the store to continue getting our rage on. On our way, I miserably failed to dropkick a tree and proceeded to tear the back of my shorts and put a 12" gash in my leg. In the store, I ripped off my shirt, had a flex-off with the old lady behind the register with blood dripping down my leg, and got kicked out by the manager. A few hours and a bunch of tackled mailboxes later, I woke up on the bathroom floor with blood soaked shorts stuck to my leg, throwing up dinner/Loko/blood and crying like a little girl....thanks Four Loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1258 [Nickname] david blaze [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My first experience with loko started with pregaming one. before we left for the bar i chugged 3 beers and grabbed one for the ride. after getting to the bar i proceeded to shots and drink beer directly from the pitcher. I then acquired a cheap cigar and made everyone in the bar mad because it smelled so horrible. While there i notice that my current girlfriend had ran into my ex girlfriend and ex hung around us all night which was awkward to say the least. We ended up going to another bar in a limo where i continuously spit on the floor and at people even after being told to stop. We went into the next bar where i started buying everyone shots and buying beer only to drop them and spill them instead of drinking them. we then discover that our ride has left and we have no way home so my ex ends up taking me, my girlfriend and 2 of my other friends back to my house. i can confirm none of this from my own memory but this is the story as it was told to me later. I can tell you that i woke up at 12 the next day still very much shit faced and stayed drunk until around 3 when i pulled over in a liquor store parking to puke. All in all i made myself believe that fourlokos were cursed and i have never had another one. but it does make for a great story.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1257 [Nickname] Black out in a can [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: four loko is bad, im happy its being banned. i mean are you carzy? do you hear these stories you can die. stay away.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1256 [Nickname] Rza - JuZa [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: morning after text: "i drank one last night and i think i hit my limit/im sorry i tried to kill you"

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1255 [Nickname] Rza - JuZa [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: morning after text: "i drank one last night and i think i hit my limit/im sorry i tried to kill you"

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1254 [Nickname] Jamjam [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 2 four lokos and I threw up all over a girl giving me a bj

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1253 [Nickname] RIPloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: At our going away party for 4 loko, I managed to lose the battery inside of my phone and then later the rest of my phone in two completely unrelated incidents. Both were found (in completely separate parts of a frat house), but needless to say neither works anymore. At least we sent it out in style...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1252 [Nickname] lokonator [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last day of school, bought two 4lokos to celebrate the end of school. Drank those in about 1 hour. Woke up, half my body in the hall, half my body in my room with a blanket thrown on me; cradling a 18 pack of tall boy-- mostly dranken-- and saw my roomate with all my bedding. Had a massive hangover but decided to drink another 4loko that I found as well.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1251 [Nickname] Jewlz [Loko] 24 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Tried Loko for the first time with my casual fuck buddy last weekend. We both blacked out and woke up at 4 in the morning drenched. We wet the bed in unison.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1250 [Nickname] Snuggles [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Ok so my x was like lets have a little party.So me and my friend and him and his friend got like 10 four lokos and went to a friends house.There we hung and had lots of fun.Id say almost my third one it kicked in and i was severly messed up.I was goin to the car with my boyfriend and fell down two flights of stairs.Passed out in front of his car and was laughed at.Then went back upstairs and procided to puke my brains out.Four lokos suck.Had my first hangover from drinking ever.Could barly walk for two days it was awful.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1249 [Nickname] CNN Rules [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 4LOKO's and was able to make it through an entire hour of CNN until I threw up!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1248 [Nickname] Roger [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank four four lokos and shaved my legs. Sadly, no one stopped me and I had to walk around with shaved legs all summer.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1247 [Nickname] Aw Yeah?! [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Two. Daybombed. Heckled some people playing football. Made fun of a girl who dropped a pass. My friends said it wasnt her fault, it was the QBs fault. I then stated "Well FUCK THAT GUY". The QB almost hit me in the head with the football point blank on purpose, missed not on purpose. I told him to try again. At that point my friends walked me home. I insisted on pissing on everything we walked by. Back to my dorm building. I proceeded to spit on anything of interest. Peoples rooms....people...friends...guitars. I spit a lot. Tried to fight my friends. Sack tapped one of them, he then decked me. Then I tried to fight another friend, he sat on me for a good bit. My friends put me in bed. Whenever the first person I tried to fight talked, I flicked him off saying "Fuck you". Friends went to dinner, left me alone to pass out. I went into a friends room. Lights were on. Hopped onto him while he was in bed. Little did I know his gf was there too. He pointed this out to me. I responded to his gf "I'm gonna impregnate you ok?". I stood up, turned the lights off and left the room. The guy turned the lights back on. I went back the room multiple times to turn the light off again. Rally vommed shortly thereafter. It was maybe 830pm.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1246 [Nickname] Champion Cit y [Loko] 23 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The first 4 loko of the night is the hardest to swallow--gradually you are subdued to the taste in a similar way that a wound must begin to bring comfort on a battlefield as you slip away. The second 4 loko enters the system and urination is imminent. Number 3? Number 4? The return from the bathroom must be conveyed to you the next day as you attempt to piece together how you woke up on your friend's floor at 5am.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1245 [Nickname] The boot [Loko] 67 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story]

Output: SO my friends and I decided it was a great idea to play flip cup with four loko. The last thing i remember is waking up in my bed with my ankle the size of a grapefruit. Turns out I fell down a flight of stairs then got up saying "Im fine" then fell off a curb and had to be carried home. I ended up tearing all the ligaments in my ankle and foot. I have been in a walking boot for 6 weeks now and my friends now call me booty! Still worth it 143 four loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1244 [Nickname] j.sili [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: everytime i drink 4loko i wake up with a sore asshole

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1243 [Nickname] FourLoko4Life [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 four loko's to pregame in the car with 3 other friends which also downed two cans. Was in the club long before I couldn't find all my friends. Friend #1, lasted 15 minutes in the club before he tried to smoke a cig on the dance floor, puked on the dance floor and then get kicked out. Friend #2 and #3 were in the bathroom puking so they got kicked out. I lasted till closing, not remembering much. Woke up the next morning with some random girls keys and some pepper spray in my pants.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1242 [Nickname] 4 Loks queen [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I heard a lot of crazy stories about 4 lokos but i didnt believe any of them. Just one can of juice that has 12% alcohol, yea right? that wont do jack! I bought 2, drank 1 and gave the 2nd 2 my sister thinking oh im not even feeling it, five min later i dont know whats goin on. my body is apparently paralyzed. i freaked out and slapped my sister sittin next to me then she slapped me back but i didn't even feel it! we ended up fighting for 30 min, but neither of us felt any pain till the next day. it looked like we had attempted to wash our house with pepto bismal and metamucil. it looked like we hosted a party for old people. the house was a mess but at least it didn't have nasea heart burn indigestion upset stomach or diarrhea! the best part is we are planning on doing it again tomorrow!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1241 [Nickname] bobby boxcar [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: the other night while i was all loko i repeatedly went up to one of my few black friends screaming "***** you're a n****r but it's okay because i am down for the cause." i then apparently kept going up to another black friend of mine laughing about how he's a n****r too with a huge smile. i then went into my friends sleeping bag and peed inside of it. i then got up and must have found out that a dog had peed in my bed but for some reason i slept only in the dog pee despite my queen sized bed and couch.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1240 [Nickname] CodyTheSofaKing [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drink Four Lokos like a champ; and don't do dumb shit. Unlike the rest of the pussies on here.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1239 [Nickname] Gooseberry [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'm a wee little guy so it only took one 4loko and a couple of beers to set me off while I was at my apartment. Apparently, I wrestled two girls, put one of the girls in a choke hold that she escaped out of and put me in a reverse choke hold, scribbled Aquaman all over our calendar, left a 15-minute voicemail to someone I didn't even know, threw a deck of cards so hard that it hit another girl in the face and caused a deep gash on the inside of her lip that made her look like the Joker from the Dark Knight, pretended to cry while consoling said girl, and finally passed out while humming the theme song from the Office. Oh - and most of it was caught on camera.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1238 [Nickname] 4BROko [Loko] 35 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was a Thursday night, and FUCK I was thirsty. I stopped to grab some LOKO's and ended up finishing one, and cracking into another by the time I got back to my bro-pad. I wanted to pre-game the pre-game, cause to be honest with you, who wants to sit around and drink with a bunch of people while making small talk? I was trying to get as fucked up as quickly as possible. I finished my second LOKO and started on the third. Bad idea? Hell no. Hammered? Hell Yes. I started having a gray-out, remembering only that I was hungry and wanted to go to the bar to get some wings. before the pre-game at 9. I woke up 14 hours later with a voice mail from the local police station asking me to come in and give a statement about my public urination and public drunkenness. I got LOKO'd

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1237 [Nickname] sufjan stevens [Loko] 139 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 four loko and went to a sufjan stevens concert. I ended up singing on the stage and later on, I puked on my girlfriends dad while I was talking about fucking his daughter.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1236 [Nickname] jan [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: after partaking in a night of loko's four of us were walking back to the car. Apparently i jumped in front of a car to make it think it would hit me. It stopped short and caused an accident. Proceeded to not give a shit.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1235 [Nickname] Quatro Crazy [Loko] 332 [Not Loko] 26 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So one night I went on a booze cruise around lower Manhattan with some friends. It was an open bar so we were all completely hammered. On the way back to my town we decided to get some 4lokos and go out to a bar for a few more drinks. I remember starting my second 4loko and then I woke up to a beeping noise. I opened my eyes and saw myself hooked up to all these heart monitors with two IV?s in my arms. I immediately freaked out and tore everything off of me. The nurses came running in screaming so I screamed back at them demanding to know what had happened. They said I had already told them when I was brought in on a stretcher: They told me, that what I told them had happened was I got drunk, lost my friends, and phone died. I left the bar, walked to my car, and decided I was too drunk to drive home so decided to lay down on the ground beside my car and take a nap to sleep it off. Apparently a cop making the rounds came over and woke me up. He asked if I was ok and I replied yes, just too drunk to drive so I rather sleep. He asked me if I needed to go to the hospital. I asked him if they have water at the hospital. After he assured me there was water at the hospital, I demanded that I needed to be taken to the hospital so he called me an ambulance. Upon leaving the hospital I heard a familiar voice freaking out just as I had earlier. I peaked in the room and saw that it was my friend asking what the heck happened to him. The nurse asked if we knew each other, we said yes. She put her hand over her head and said: same story, except this guy wanted to know if hospitals had beds.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1234 [Nickname] VikingGoneLoko [Loko] 50 [Not Loko] 13 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The night started with my good friend and i each killing a four loko and a 24 of Old English in about 15-20 min during a drinking game. Turned out that there was about 6-8 shots of tequila in his fridge. That was gone soon after. This is when the blackout hit. I somehow managed to climb up the Ridge and found my way to my other friends room where a few beers were killed. Soon there after i some how got to my room and decided that a shower was a good idea. I was woken up naked at 8am still in the shower. Turns out i had passed out naked in the shower over the drain. I flooded the bathroom, my room and my suitemates room with standing water. Oh Four Loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1233 [Nickname] nacho [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: woke up in some girls closet don't remember shit

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1232 [Nickname] bigbaby [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I LOVE THEM ONE IS THE MOST I HAVE HAD AT A TIME.I DONT THINK FOUR LOKO ARE KILLING TEENS..THEY MIXING IN WITH THE OTHER STUFF THEY WERE USEING BEFORE LOKO CAME ALONG.I SEE CIGARETTE NEVER BEEN BAN.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1231 [Nickname] The Kid Curtis [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Pre-gamed hard with a four loko and plenty of shots before going to a Miami club. I preceded to use my fake ID to get in and sneak a bottle of captain Morgan in with me. From there, I blacked out, the next thing I remember is waking up on the couch of a friend's apartment. My buddy told me that I ended up throwing up in the girl's bathroom and then tried hopping on a frat bus.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1230 [Nickname] FULOKOHEADS [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My sister-in-laws boyfriend pissed all over my dads car after arguing with us cause we wouldnt take him back to the beer store for more. This drink is sick and really needs to be band. All these stories show how dumb you all are making yourself look. Ive been drinking for well over 10 years now and I drink mostly rum and jager and have never ever acted in such away. Nor have any of my fellow friends. But all of my sister-in-laws friends drink it who are much younger then me and everyone of them either black-out or act a fool. Next thing you know you all are gonna end up in jail or worse either raped or dead.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1229 [Nickname] Loco FOol [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The first time I drank 4Lokos was when they first came out a couple of years ago in Texas. I was throwing my lil bro a birthday party and I supplied the whole party with copious amounts of 4Lokos, so needless to say erbody who showed up (which was quite a bit of ppl) got really fukin wasted. The funny thing is that in the morning I woke up in the backyard in a makeshift tent with 2girls in my arms, when I went through the house looking for my brother erbody who came over for the party was asleep on the ground, like 100 ppl!!! I found my brother laying in the bathtub with an ugly chubby chick, best night ever, wish sum1 at the party could remember it though.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1228 [Nickname] broloko [Loko] 34 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: First time drinking these I pounded three 4lokos within an hour and went to a kegger at an apartment. Started turning on the gas on the stove in the kitchen for no reason, throwing spices all over the place at people then I get kicked out and start sobbing uncontrollably then it's blackout time. Woke up at 4pm sunday with the vague memory of sprinting and then checked my phone and made 23 calls to my roommate at 5am, 21 calls to my drug dealer, and a lot of concerned voice messages from people I don't remember, and best of all...a 4 min 911 call that I don't remember having to make.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1227 [Nickname] LokoKegStand [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: You all are pussies. I downed 4 fourlokos, had a couple of shots of Patron, a bong hit, and managed to drive from LA to Vegas. FourLoko, you need to double the alcohol content!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1226 [Nickname] cleansetoften [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank this and it gave me wings, then my penor broke in half.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1225 [Nickname] Ed [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 fourlokos before going out and began to pay for my drinks at the bar with the tip jar money. Go loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1224 [Nickname] south cack loco [Loko] 24 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: my stepbrother weights about 250lbs and handles his liquor pretty good. he decided to jump into 4 four lokos and my other stepbrother had to save him from drowning in the toilet.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1223 [Nickname] mucholoko69 [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: We tried fourloko last night 4 of us bought 3 packs. I got flower thrown on me so apparently i decide to bust a 9 pound bag of it on the wall in the kitchen after everyone has shotgunned one. My buddy then makes a flower angel. The pictures on fb showed that we had also decided to take our clothes off. I love fourloko forever.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1222 [Nickname] LokoLover [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was a saturday night...me and my bestfriends were headed to the club...on our way over there,,we stoped by a drive-thru to buy my "orange juice"[my favorite 4loko]....&& i drank it all && half of my friends 4loko...when we to the club i really had to pee...so my typical crazy drunk ass just popped a squad in the parking lot..we entered the club danced the night away...after getting in the car i have no clue of what happened...!!!the next morning i wake up to my parents raging fury!!with bruises in my legs&&arms...to txt i had no idea i wrote...not knowing i had in a huge fit with one of my bestfriends..what i night...!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1221 [Nickname] K-Dub [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The saturday night before halloween me and my buddies got super wasted at a party then went home. i had had 2 four lokos at this point so i wasnt tired. I went out by myself to a different party where i had 3 more four lokos and 6 shots of captain-100 proof in about an hour. i wake up sunday morning at about 9:30 alone in the backseat of my car with the car running parked in this neighborhood i have never been to 5 miles outside of the city limits. i dont remember a thing from the party.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1220 [Nickname] Jenkaling [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and a friend who was crashing at my house for a couple of months drunk 2 lokos each and got really blasted. the next morning when i woke up he had moved everything out and still has not spoken to me to this day.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1219 [Nickname] Marvin [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had a for loco with sum friends I only drank 3 of them and then I got out of control.. I tore all my clothes off and started running around the bar asking people if they had ever seen the purple headed yogurt slinger. I soon was kicked out of the bar without my clothes and set lose on the streets of downtown San Francisco. After that I dont remember much until I woke up the next day on a park bench with (what I didnt know at the time was a toy car)in my ass. I had to hobble to the payphone to call an ambulance to come take me to the ER. $2485.50 later they freed me of my troubles and I went home. I am now the leading anti-energy drink proponent in CA. I hope my story helps you ,sincerely Marvin

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1218 [Nickname] Chris [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night, my friend let me use his washer and dryer to clean my bed sheets because I don't have one in my apartment. And we decided to drink some FoLo's. I drank two Four Loko's and left my bed sheets in my his dryer! LOKO!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1217 [Nickname] rabiddog [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a 4 Loko as fast as i could before i got to the party... no good. To sweet. It all came back up, what a waste

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1216 [Nickname] Ferna [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: four lokos are the shit!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1215 [Nickname] hot1 [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I went to stay at my uncles last week and he gave me 2 of these bad boys! I don't remeber much but my ass hurts like hell.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1214 [Nickname] Gnomes [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My cousin, our friend, I'll call him Skins and I were at my cousins place, which was a shack behind his grandparents house in a small dimly lit room with sheets acting as blinds. We started off the night with 4 Four Loko's, I finished my first one, grape(?) in a half an hour and talked Skin's into splitting a second one with me. Then... my idea to try to do the splits, to my surprise and pain - I was able to do them. I thought I'd show off and bounce up and down while doing the splits, with both of the tops of my feet on the carpeted floor. Blacked out. I woke up to: perfect dime sized rug burns that looked like I got stigmata on the tops of my feet. I swear a torn inner thigh. And a purple stain, which I was informed was my barf.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1213 [Nickname] EB [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank half of a Four Loko and got arrested...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1212 [Nickname] jomamaswish [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: ..made me sick and frisky.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1211 [Nickname] chinita [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: last time i drank a four loko i tired doing the worm naked and starting humping anything i see. lmfao

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1210 [Nickname] Richard Gozinya [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 2 Four Lokos made my dick stop working for the night. Fuck you Four Loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1209 [Nickname] Amadeus [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was @ this housewarming party and I started off with a rum and cola to get things started, then they ran outta rum so I moved on to Bitch wine. After I gracefully gulped down the wine, I motivated two others on some shot of tequila! Here we are 1 rum, 2 reds, and 2 cues in and I apatite is still desiring more, so I move to the kitchen find some beers, gourmet cheeses and some bubbly. I hurriedly fed myself cheese and beer like I was in a hostage situation to my booze lust. I get close to the end of the second beer and do my social butterfly thing and get the energy a little bit higher, then... we pop the champeezy! As I am in the kitchen pouring glasses I see a bottle of vodka and gin, and nothing goes better with champagne like shots of vodka! As the champagne and vodka is being polished off we begin to stumble out into the magic that is stuy-town. Shortly there after my memory begins to fade and I leave the scene. Crazily it is not the end, it is just the beginning, Jesus, then, takes the wheel and safely gets me to my destination from LES to Midtown! Thank You Lord! I guess the moral of this story is... Alcohol no matter taste/ color or brand... will get you trashed, if you really want it! Oh yea. warning: No fourloko was consumed on this night of epic adventure and imagination!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1208 [Nickname] Devastated... [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I?ve had many a good night with the Four. Most of those nights only exits in second hand stories and photographic evidence? not in memory. Highlights over the years include leading dance parties till 5 in the morning, chugging Loko/running laps in alleyways of The Mission, hitting on bar tenders by attempting to leave my number on the tab but being unable to legibly write my phone number, stealing cabs from good people patiently waiting in line, losing articles of clothing in the hallway of my 7 story apartment complex (found those the next morning- no idea why I couldn't wait till I got into my apt to change) and making loose decisions that I'd rather not share out on the worldwide web. The beauty of Loko is its flexibility- whether in Vegas, Atlantic City or your own home Loko always makes for a good time...RIP Loko, the FDA has no idea the fun they spoiling.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1207 [Nickname] EFly [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was at a show in San Antonio when my friend snuck in 5 fourlokos. So for those of you bad at math that's 20loko. He left them with me and said "You can get started I'll be right back". He was gone for quite a while and once I was in lokomotion I was completely unstoppable. By the time my friend returned about an hour and a half later I had drank all of the loko and was asking girls, well more like ordering them, to "Dump 'Em Out!" By the time we left I couldn't lokate anyone I knew and I was stumbling through the parking lot talking shit to random strangers. I cracked my phone, pissed off my friends, fell asleep in the car, and had some of the wildest dreams I've ever had.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1206 [Nickname] JohnnyBLoko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I'm not a light weight at all. So I drank about 7 4 lokos. Thought I could handle it. Woke up in the hospital with a fractured skull after a motorcycle accident. the cops were chasing me down the highway after I robbed a local liquor store to get more four lokos. Apparantly I injured the clerk pretty bad. Now my head is split and the cops are trying to get me for attempted murder

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1205 [Nickname] cheyweezy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had some loko one night, i woke up to take a look at what pictures i had taken that night, i found a picture of my friends naked ass in the other ones face and a video of another demonstrating how to preform the guy on top version of 69? and the distinct rememberance of the statement (congratulations your a dumb bitch!)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1204 [Nickname] Springbreak10 [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Passed out early on spring break. Woke up went to a night pool party where the drink deal was 2 for $3.00. Had four. Roamed on the beach and raged til 6AM. Glad they were so cheap. Problem is EVERYONE was drinking them so we dont have a clue what happened after the beach roaming went down...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1203 [Nickname] Kid Loko [Loko] 73 [Not Loko] 21 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 Lokos and and some brews. Went to a party where i blacked out soon after. The next day i hear that i pissed all over the neighbors grill, put a stolen crosswalk sign in front of a neighbors door, river danced on a beer pong table like a pro, threw a beer across a crowded kitchen and shouted at some friends claiming that i raised them while being carryed out of the party on a friends shoulder, then later on tried to steal his car...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1202 [Nickname] LPizzle [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my roomate got 5 four lokos and mixed them all into one big container. I call it the four loko stew, greatest drink ever. try it

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1201 [Nickname] LAlok'd [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Started off a normal mellow night by having a margarita out with a friend. I told her about four loko and she never tried so we agreed on walking over to the 7eleven near my house to grab a couple. She though it was kinda nasty so i told her i would take care of hers too. Two locos deep and next thing i remember we're sitting on the ground in a nasty alley like two hobos calling our friends voicemails rapping about four loko. I somehow stumble home and proceed to vomit all over myself in front of her. Nice little tuesday

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1200 [Nickname] ugh [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I go to school in CT, but went to a concert in the Manhattan. Decided to pick up a couple of lokos after a night of boozin and great music. Everything was great, we were crushing on the train and got pretty hammered. Next thing I know, it's 5AM, I'm in a hospital bed, and I'm telling a doctor a joke (which we both got a kick out of). Upon my release, a visit to the Department of Public Safety tells me that two loko's and a hospital visit later, I was found at a random intersection only to be picked up by the local police department passed out shitfaced.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1199 [Nickname] CKY [Loko] 47 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Stopped by my buddys place before heading out to a houseparty and he insisted that I try a four loko or 2 for the pregame. Hadnt tried them before so I agreed. Slammed down 2 and a half watermelons(split the 3rd) and ripped a shot of vodka and rolled out. 5 mins after we showed up I drank a beer and it all hit me at once. Last thing I remember was arguing with some grenades at the beerpong table then next thing I know I'm waking up in the bushes in front of my house in a pile of pink puke with one of my shoes missing and scrapes on my face and a huge cut on my back. Aparently I flipped over the pong table, stuck some kid in the face, dropkicked a hole in the wall and bounced all of which I have no recollection of aside from my battle wounds. Had one of the top 3 worst hangovers ive ever had and I pissed off alot of people I know. Still dont know how I made it home in one piece. Thank You Four Loko!!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1198 [Nickname] Monster Saturday [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It is Monster Saturday at a friend?s apartment drinking on a keg of Sweetwater IPA all day. About 9 o?clock a buddy shows up with 3 Fruit Punch Four Lokos that are split amongst the six of us that are left. While consuming the delicious Lokos, it dawned on us that we should walk to the bowling alley and go bowling. Everyone grabs a beer for the walk and we head out. Half way there a BP magically appears like an oasis in a dessert, an oasis of Four Loko to be exact. Each of us proceeds to buy a four loko, head to the BP parking lot, cut a can air breather and begin to chug them as fast as we can At the bowling alley and things are going good until I attempt to take my first roll to only discover I have lost control of my body. By roll three, everything goes black. Come back in to discover that the game is over and my friends are gone and I am running manically up and down the bowling alley trying to locate them. I decide to turn in the shoes and leave. Find out that the game has been paid for already and I am good to go except for the fact that I can?t find my left shoe. So the executive decision is made to head out. Just before hitting the parking lot it dawns on me that I don?t want to ruin a good pair socks. So the walk to where ever I was going, was going to be barefoot. Then through the magic of Four Loko I am instantly transported to my friend?s apartment?s parking deck next to my truck. Where I promptly proceed to vomit my soul up over a ledge, grab a drink of water, drop the tailgate and crawl into the truck bed to pass out. I wake up at 4:30 am to find the tailgate down with a leg hanging out. One shoe in hand, no sunglasses and surprisingly no cuts or punctures on my bare feet.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1197 [Nickname] 4lokowa [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank two four lokos, some strawberry wine and a beer. I was forced to put my head on the table during a game of Kings. Next thing I remember is waking up to my roomate dragging me out of the bathroom tub, butt ass naked and leaning over to puke in the toilet. Next day hangover I had to drive around with a puke bucket in my lap. LOKO'D.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1196 [Nickname] Loko El Cunado [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After losing a 16 team beer pong tournament and already being 13 beers deep I thought it would be a good idea to drink a wonderful lemon four loko. I ended up blacking out, taking an hour nap on my gravel driveway, got carried in by my friends where they five starred my back/beat me with belts and pillows. I woke up looking like a Haitian refugee.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1195 [Nickname] armydrunk [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and a few guys in my squad decided to try some four lokos a few weekends ago when we saw them at a gas station and had no idea what the fuck they were. we ended up running the stack on our buddy's apartment with live ammo in our personal weapons.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1194 [Nickname] Drizzy Banks [Loko] 120 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After a night of getting Ocho Loko I awoke the next morning to a text that said, "Kelly wants to know your real name, you stole her car last night." I thought I had just blacked out and walked home, but allegedly I walked outside to find a car running parked in front of the party. Someone easily convinced me to hop in and drive it the 8 blocks back to my house. Moral of the story, don't leave your car running in front of a party.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1193 [Nickname] LOKO [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had a four loko as a pregame and then in the car ride there had 1 more which really wasnt smart once i got there i passed out on the couch and woke up in my room i dont know how i got ther ?

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