Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1033 [Nickname] mesoloko [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank half of a four loko and ended up suckin a dick

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1032 [Nickname] LokoLegend [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My first time trying loko I decided to buy 3 lokos. I remember chugging one loko before the bus to jr. dinner and I continued to chug the other 2 on the way to the club in the city. 5 minutes after getting into the club I was kicked out because I was to drunk and then I asked to go back into the club 5 minutes later to throw up and they decided to call the police on me. After I finished vomiting I got out of the club and laid on the curb completely wasted. Soon enough the cops came and my entire grade had been kicked out of the club because of me and I threw up the entire bus ride home ending our jr. dinner fun hours before it should have. I get made fun of all the time for this and I later found out I tore open my trecea. fuck loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1031 [Nickname] NOTloko4loko [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: purple 4loko made me shit green.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1030 [Nickname] KConn [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After listening to blame it and reading these stories I now know that Jamie Foxx knew about the power of four loko and tried to warn us.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1029 [Nickname] LokoKitty [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well, my best friend and i kicked off our saturday night by making a quick run to a drive thru convenience store to pick up our lokos, which is what we do every weekend. We repeatedly get completely hammered by four Loko, and yet still buy them every weekend. We end up bringing them with us for a night in the city. We go to a japanese restaurant and bring our lokos because my friend and i were feeling cheap, and did not want to spend money on actual drinks, while our other friend got some sake and beer. The waitress came up to me and asked "What is that?" and i told her it was ice tea that i had and i poured it in my glass. She knew i was lying, but turned and left us alone. Since we are underage, and didnt want to get kicked out, i decided to drink my loko as quickly as possible. Finally i finish and i am feeling pretty tipsy, but i wasnt quite done. I decided to drink about half a personal of sake... lets just say, DONT EVER FUCKING DO IT. We then walked outside, saw some guidos (which i hate) and within 10 seconds i was making out with one. They then turned around and left. we got a cab, went to union square, sat in the middle of the sidewalk and then went back to Penn Station to go home. In penn station we got mcdonalds, where managed to spill iced tea everywhere and all over my food. Then my friend and i went up to one of the little vendors that sell beer. I stood there for a moment, looked at the guy and stole a beer right in front of him and hid it in my jacket. Somehow he didnt notice, and neither did anyone else (need i remind you i DO NOT steal). We then got back to my friends house where i took a million pictures of myself half naked and posted them on facebook (a common affect of loko). Finally after my friend and i decided to order porn so we could get my other friend mad while she tried sleeping, we passed the fuck out. I WILL FOREVER MISS FOUR LOKO.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1028 [Nickname] lokosforlife [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one day i decided to drink four lokos..so my friend told me i could drink 2 with no problem..keep in mind im only 110 pounds..i woke up on my bed the next morning with my friend sleeping on the floor, burn holes in my mattress, scribbles in chalk all over my walls, and my car parked down the street..but i still drink them anyway :)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1027 [Nickname] fourlokoblackout [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Well I drank one in 15 minutes and proceeded to drink 15 beers in about 2 and a half hours...and then proceeded (no memory of this at all) to fall down 2 flights of stairs in a stadium and completely missed the concert i was going in for because i was put in protective custody by the police. come out of black out in a cage and spent the night in a jail cell and then had to take a $100 cab ride to get my car which was 25 miles away as no one was coming to get me since it was 7AM. Blew a .208 at 3 in the morning and got put in protective custody at 7pm so i probably would have blown at least a .30 at that time. and this was all courtesy of FOUR LOKOOOOOO

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1026 [Nickname] Atlantic Shitty [Loko] 117 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Decided to try Four Loko for a night in AC. Split half on the drive there with my buddy, drank another whole one before going out, tasted the other 4 that we got several times....went to see Daniel Tosh and drank two giant fosters...asked everyone in both casinos I deemed shady enough if they had coke (which i have never tried before and wasnt even going to do)...was waitin for the jitney but decided to ditch my friends and the girls we met and ran from the borgata to harrahs to ask more people for coke...bllaaannkknesss...no more friends at this point...yelled at the security guard at The Pool that I am not too drunk to be let in and for some reason he let me in...blaaannkk...on stage dancin....best friend has apparently been with me the whole time and givin me drinks....bllaannkkk...jump in pool....blaannkk...wet and in some kitchen with a bunch of guys laughin at whatever i am babling about...bllaannkkk....no friends for real this time...end up in a elevator, think i pissed in it, see two of my friends who have no idea what i am sayin...wake up in the morning face down on the floor, heart racing, no shirt or shoes, soaking wet jeans, cell phone next to my head with a note that says room 5016 (or 5061) and wallet is missing...ends up i told the dancers at the pool i was a photographer, gave away all my business cards that are not for photography, back flipped into the pool, got yelled at for bein on stage wet, and lost $300 (got my wallet form security tho).......totally looking forward to drinkin four loko again and goin to ac, just gonna leave my money far away

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1025 [Nickname] looookkkoo [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My first experience with four loko: I went to visit some lax bro friends of mine at another college and we all bought a few four lokos. I was double fisting an orange one and a blue one and TOTALLY tripped the fuck out. I was wandering around talking to randoms. I told one guy to feel my calf muscle. I started an argument between two guys and danced with my Ex. Oh but to top it off I left the sketch house we were partying in to go pee in the woods (?). What I thought was ground was actually a lake which I fell into and lost one of my rainbows in. Thanks four loko you owe me $$$ for a new pair of shoes.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1024 [Nickname] Never Again [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I go to school in Massachusetts and me and my teammates wanted to give four loko a shot. 3 of us each pounded 2 by playing edward loko hands, and then played beer pong with loko. Like I said I go to school in Mass and was brought back to campus by city police as they found on the highway walking, and according to the report when asked where i was walking to, my reply "back to chicago". I live in chicago when not at school. Thank you four loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1023 [Nickname] d [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 4 lokos.....I dont remember the rest

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1022 [Nickname] asdfghjklmer [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had a party and I had a loko and a half that night and was feeling really good. I went to bed around 5ish a.m. to wake up to my friends mom calling my phone to see if she was really sleeping at my house, and then i went back to sleep to wake up at around 11a.m to run to the bathroom and while running, proceed to step on my dog. I called my boyfriend into the bathroom with me and i got so hot I started to sweat and so I tried to turn on a cold shower. I failed and fell into the shower hitting my head, was pulled out and fell once again and hit my head. I sat on the floor and my eyes were open but my pupils completely black. I couldn't see anything. Was hungover the whole day.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1021 [Nickname] bob [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 4 4 lokos and woke up with to find the the dead bodies of my entire family along with a dead cow jammed in my closet completely covered in cool aid powder

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1020 [Nickname] 4lokoisgay [Loko] 22 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 5 four lokos and got herpes... end of story

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1019 [Nickname] tommy g [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: last night i drank well over 2 four lokos, and needless to say, things got weird fast. one of the few things i actually remember is sneaking into my grandpa's bedroom while he was sleeping. i just stood over his bed and watched him sleep. i was obviously pleasuring myself, so when he awoke he was pretty startled. since i didnt want to scare him i quickly pretended to be my grandma. it was dark in the room so he totally couldnt tell it was me. so i climbed into bed with him and since i didnt have a wig handy i immediately went down on him(to make sure he didnt get suspicious). now keep in mind my grandpa is pretty hung so it was quite enjoyable for both of us. now again i was so drunk i could barely remember some of the details, but based on how much semen had hardened and crusted over my eyes i think its safe to say he hadnt released in a while. anyway, besides having 12 stitches in my anus and a splitting headache, i had a blast. ps- im trying to upload the video my dad recorded but im having trouble getting it to work on this site. any suggestions? its a .avi file

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1018 [Nickname] Nice [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So i went to a metal festival and decided to drink two of these bad boys within 20-30 minutes in the parking lot at 3 pm. Next thing i know its 4 and we are at the entrance where a buddy is puking from attempting to drink 3. I chugged the rest of his and went inside. Next thing i know, its 8 pm and my sunglasses are broken, my camera is broken, and i have scars on my face, and dead leg, and my buddy is puking again. Tried to enjoy the rest of the concert but was too shit faced to enjoy it. Drove home at midnight and went to bad at 2 am. Felt like I was sleeping sideways but was actually on my back. Got woken up at 4 am, then the room started spinning. Next day, had the runs. Roofie in a can baby

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1017 [Nickname] lolololol;) [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: first time i drank four lokos i blacked out and looked super trashy infront of some wicked hot boyzz.. i then proceeded to pass out on the floor of mcdonalds and then puke all over my friends bed. never again.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1016 [Nickname] TooMuchFourLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 8....threw up on 12 people....woke up in a hospital bed...then a holding cell at the local juvenile halll (juvie)...i have too pay a fine for 800 dollars...for underage drinking...and the cleaning fees for the ambulance...great

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1015 [Nickname] Jack McDaniels [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i had a couple four loko's, and then had a nice night. this is because im not a jackass who makes believe theyre drunk to do stupid shit, and im not a 16 year old girl who cant hold their alcohol. way to go, four loko. you fucking suck

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1014 [Nickname] baayter [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 4 4loko in about 72 hours. did i mention i did not sleep once in that time. i do not know how it is possible. Now i am considered a statutory rapist. thanks 4loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1013 [Nickname] vote4donnely [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank three locals while staying at my brother house. At five am I was woken up by his wife, who caught me draining the tank in their kitten's litter box, What a bad cat!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1012 [Nickname] Vlizzy [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The first time i had 2 lokos bf the Flyers game with my friend, i remember leAving to go pee and then taking a shit in the portapotty and got some on my pants and i could get bak in bc i lost my ticket, wen i got home i found my ticket in my pocket...

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1011 [Nickname] Sean [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank three Four Lokos and then proceeded to kill between four to five zombies and one Cylon. You're welcome, humanity.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1010 [Nickname] WVU [Loko] 32 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I remember drinking 3 four loko and a shitload of shots. What I woke up to was a video of me shitting in an apartment complex's parking lot. Which all my friends decided to watch over and over again the next morning.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1009 [Nickname] Loco4Loko [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The first time I had a 4Loko, my friend brought me the lemonade flavor. I decided to wear a skirt as a dress, went to a crowded frat party, went home with a black guy. From Africa. Who told me about his homelife in a village in Nigera. Then was stranded with him because of Snowpocalpyse until 2 pm the next day. B4L (blame4Loko)

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1008 [Nickname] John [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: First time i had floko... i shit my pants.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1007 [Nickname] loko lover [Loko] 33 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my friends decided to invite a few people over. we bought about 15 lokos for 6 of us. i ended up drink 2 and a half lokos then blacked out. i woke up on a bench on top of my friend on a bench outside american apparel with the sales lady trying to get us off.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1006 [Nickname] Four Loko Failure [Loko] 107 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: The first time I drank Four Loko, I decided to drink two. I ended up getting naked at my friend's house in the pool while his dad was there. Then I proceeded to allow a boy to finger me while I had my period. When we rejoined the party, other people at the party kindly pointed out that his hand was bloody. Most mortifying moment ever, until I drank Four Lokos again. When I lost my virginity to a boy...up the ass.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1005 [Nickname] San Frandisco [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My friends and I were drinking fourmosas (fourloko+champagne) all day. The next morning when I finally came back to reality I realized someone had torrented Reindeer Games on my computer...apparently fourloko makes you think Reindeer Games is an awesome movie.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1004 [Nickname] M@ZE [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i blacked out

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1003 [Nickname] doceloko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had 3 4lokos in 4 hours during JMU Springfest last year. Passed out in the Manor (where the riot was) for 6 hours. I woke up and didn't know a riot had even occurred and walked outside into the tear gas. I still drank 4loko the next night and continue to now.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1002 [Nickname] TextFromAFriend [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: "I just pulled a taco out of my purse... No more 4 Loko."

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1001 [Nickname] Four Fingers of Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a Loko knowing their rep- drank one over an hour and got a nice buzz. Didn't drink anymore because I am 30 and have been more drunk and partied harder than any pansy ass college kids and just like to enjoy a buzz rather than get stupid these days. Nice buzz, better than a steel reserve or camo silver ice xxxxx

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 1000 [Nickname] estoy loco [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: first week back at collge i decided to try 4 lokos. picked up 2 4loko watermelons and continued to day drink with them. come nighttime i proceed to play random drinking games. i wake up from my blackout on the floor of my neighbors bathroom hugging the toliet. the kid that was sitting with me got up to talk to my friend outside. i started to hysterically cry and keep screaming "dont leave me".

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 999 [Nickname] Rocky [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After 2 nights in Vegas and who knows how many Four Lokos, I woke up in my car in the Hooters parking lot. There were 2 vice cops tapping on my window.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 998 [Nickname] Ay_MeMe [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I got so wasted just by opening a 4loks

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 997 [Nickname] TheLokoRock [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So, where to start? 4Loko swept the suburb I live in Beverly Hills, CA. Now the 90210 has always been made out to be a classy place of partying, but ever since Loko arrived, it has turned into a shit-show. Anyways, my two friends and I decide to get 6 Loko's (2 each for all of you math geniuses) and hit up this girls party. This girl is pretty hot, and her daddy just so happens to own the local Mercedes Benz dealership in town, giving you an idea of the size of her house. Half the school is practically going, there are about 3 kegs, 12 bottles, and everyone has brought their loko. I drink one, feel alright nothing really and then my friends and I chug all of our seconds. Basically we start breaking bottles, expensive bottles too, fucking grey goose and that shit. The girl's boyfriend tells us to get the fuck out, but I mean come on it is three on one. So my friend Luke takes an Absolute Pear bottle and smashes it on this guys head. Meanwhile I start making my way towards my ex girlfriend who is flirting it up with some lacrosse prick. I walk up to her, and pour my cup of beer all over her head, and to make a long story short, literally the entire party is screaming at us and throwing shit at us. We of course challenge the entire mob, but end up making our way out to the street. Now what do three drunken idiots do after getting kicked out of a girl's party whose dad owns a car dealership? Thats right we go to the dealership and pelt baseballs at the windows and cars giving off a concert of car alarms and burglary sirens. I wake up in the cabana of my neighbor's pool, and my two friends are bare ass naked on the porch. That week in school we hear an announcement to go down the office, and when criticized for drinking under age by our principle (which can lead to a possible suspension) we simply say, it was the LOKO!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 996 [Nickname] shithappens [Loko] 83 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So, I hear about this "Four Lokos" phenomenon on the news which makes me go buy one of each flavor. I managed to pound 2 1/2 cans in about 5 min...the 10 min long instant stomach ache turned into me being completely shit-housed. I threw my brand new android cell phone into the street for no apparent reason, pissed in my gf's cat's litter box, walked thru my neighborhood in only boxer briefs talking to myself.. then woke up a few hours later laying next to our community pool in vomit, with a broken pinky toe. Our neighbors now think I'm a total whack-job and hide their children when I'm outside - thanks Four Lokos!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 995 [Nickname] doobs [Loko] 18 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Started pregaming for an underwear highlighter party by cracking open 2 cranberry lemonade 4 lokos. My girlfriend tried it and was grossed out so I was obligated to finish hers as well. I took yet another 4 loko to the party where I was double fisting it with beer from the kegs. While the party was raging outside and in the garage, I apparently locked the homeowners out of their house and proceeded to moon them through the glass sliding door. Deep into my blacked out state, I began running through campus in my underwear making death threats to anyone around me. I alluded campo and returned to the dead party.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 994 [Nickname] worst loko night [Loko] 33 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Never had a 4 loko before until one night when everyone wanted to, so i jumped on the band wagon, drank 2, went to the the bar and then another bar and then another bar, taking 3 shots in a row at the last bar was all i remember...the next morning i woke up with a missing front tooth my face scratched up and bruised and my car window was smashed in....wtf

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 993 [Nickname] Fatty Dingdongs [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: First time I had 4lokos I set my Chargers jersey on fire and subsequently burned my hand with the melting jersey. XD

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 992 [Nickname] KD [Loko] 36 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had a couple 4 lokos before heading out on a party trolley around Wrigleyville where I consumed a ton of beer and shots. According to multiple reports I ended up leading an entire bar line in singing Bed Intruder while struggling to stand up and proceeded to get kicked out of said bar a short time later. I awoke with my back against my bed, my left middle finger all bloodied, black and blue from apparently smashing it in a cab door and blood pooled all over the floor.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 991 [Nickname] choko loko [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: decided it would be a good idea to have 4 loko as the primary drink at my friend's party, about 4 am, got up to get a drink and turned on the light in the living room on my sleeping friends, accidentally ended up having sex in front of all of them, which they informed me of the next day... now my friends have seen more of me than my mom has, thanks 4loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 990 [Nickname] Shw8sted [Loko] 29 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Me and my boys got a backpack full of Four Locos, the number is still undetermined. I smashed two at a campfire in the woods, when the cops showed up. Everyone went in different directions, but I got the backpack. Ran into a barbed fence, jumped that shit, and tore my tshirt off on it. Bleeding and shirtless, smoked some herb with some girls in a hotel parking lot that were at a bible retreat. Had another Loko. Woke up naked in my dorm with bloody knuckles from trying to break into the building. Neon green spray paint on my hands and pants, then got a text from my lesbian girlfriend saying that I painted "I'm Sorry" on he bunk bed after I tried to seduce her.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 989 [Nickname] Boston LOKO [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank a couple of Four Loko's...not sure how many. At 4am I get a call from this slut I've been poking on Facebook for a while. She is outside my apartment in her Halloween costume (total slut outfit) begging to blow me. I wake up with 62 missed calls from this girl and over 50 text messages from her saying I shot a load in her eye and she cant sleep or do anything because it hurts so much.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 988 [Nickname] primetime baby [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 4 4lokos, 8 shots, 8 beers. ended my night with my neighbor in her bed sucking my dick. I missed cumming in her mouth and shot wide right all over her brand new lacoste clothes. best part she was blacked out so she thought she came on her own clothes. I remember it all; went to class the next monday and got numerous high fives.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 987 [Nickname] Manuel [Loko] 70 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So my friend Newington and I were staying at this dude Ivan's house in New York City. And we get bored so we go to Thompkins Square Park and start drinkin' Four Lokos in the park with these fuckin' hobos. We drink like 3 cans each of loko and split 3 slammers (four loko mixed with a 40 of malt liquor). Next thing I know I'm in this van that smells so much like gasoline you'd think it would blow up, with like 8 hobos, and they're all drinkin' the Loko. All of a sudden this giant hobo starts screamin "get me outta this car", and we're like "Wait dude!", and he slides open the door and tries jump out, turns out we're on the Williamsburg bridge, so like 5 people are holding this screaming 6'5 massive hobo in the van all accross the bridge while he's trying to escape. We eventually get him in, and he and his hobo girl friend start beating the shit out of each other for like 15 minutes till we reach Ivan's house where we're gonna party. We end up making it there have more four lokos, and Ivan is fuckin' pissed we brought these bums over. He says they gotta go because they all have dogs and he claimed they were pissing all over his house, which I don't doubt. So the big hobo gets up in Ivan's face sayin' he'll kill him, and this other hobo starts talking to the big dude in Polish and he calms down out of nowhere and starts hugging the girl he was fighting back in the van. Then we left. I don't remember what else happened, but me and Newington got banned from Ivan's house the next day for all the hobo trouble. Totally worth it.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 986 [Nickname] Jude Got Too Loko [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was just another Sunday night so a couple of friends came over with 10 Four Lokos. They were gone in an hour. We attempted to drive to McDonald's but instead drove straight into a parked car. I decide it would be a good idea for me to walk to campus and come back on my bicycle. Next thing I know, I'm in a hospital bed with a broken nose, stitches above my eye, a sprained ankle, 2 broken flip flops, and a McDonald's bag with half a Big Mac and what I'm only assuming is my vomit inside. Thanks Four Loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 985 [Nickname] Steven2480 [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Pregamed a heaven and hell themed sorority mixer with 2 Four loko. While dressed up as Satan, I went to the store bought two more, pounded one, and proceeded to run around kicking fat chicks out and poking their fupas with my plastic pitchfork. I was unaware I did that until 2 days later.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 984 [Nickname] j fresh [Loko] 32 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: had one 4 loko before a movie, snuck 3 beers in the movie, came back to my house had a couple more beers, then started another loko. blacked out in the middle of it. now most of my friends have a video on their phones of me blacked out drunk butt naked doing the stanky leg then busting my head on a table only to get up laughing. gotta love 4 lokos

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 983 [Nickname] joose is better [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last time I drank a four loko I mugged a bum and got raped by a crack whore, and I gave her AIDS. Now she's all like " damn white boy how'd you get them AIDS?" an I just be like "blame on the loko, yoko" (she was asian).

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 982 [Nickname] tooloko4loko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: it was my first weekend back in cali and i was goin to a rave wit some friends i wasnt old enough to drink inside yet so i decited to chug 2 4lokos before i went in...bad idea last thing i remember is standing in line watchin my friend who is a girl pee in a cup(she was pretty drunk herself)next thing i know its like 1 in the morning and my chin is burised black my foot and hand are swollen and i have no idea what had happened haha i guess i was to drunk the security wouldnt let me in so i was jumping over the rails to cut in line n one of the times i ate shit n hit my chin on the rail....good thing i was fukd up or that would of really hurt

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 981 [Nickname] DJ [Loko] 122 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 1/2 four lokos on July 4th. Apparently 2 1/2 because I poured half of my third on my ex girlfriend but that ain't the funny bit. Shot a Roman Candle at a cop car and he tazed me

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 980 [Nickname] Amor [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Haha, oh.. The wonderful 4 Loko. So I had seen some friends drink it before and say it was really fun so I thought to myself, "Hey, you're young. Have fun! Why not?" So I did it. I drank some.. Thinking this tastes like liquid candy, it's lovely. I finished my loko and next thing I know I'm onto another. Now, I'm a rather small girl. 2 4 Lokos within an hour or so time frame, good idea? Not. I'm like half way through my second one and I find myself wanting to play flip cup. No beer? That's ok, we have a bottle of Jose Cuervo! My friend and I (drunk off our asses) fill half a red party cup with tequila and chug! Then we decide to mix vodka with wine and drink that. Next thing I know, I made my own dancing circle. Then I find myself on the floor of someone's bathroom and trying to break the sink off. The next morning I wake up and telling my friend, "I think I threw up on your floor". We look over and yup, I was right ahaha we move a little to discover she had peed on herself. Hahaha the following days I found the most random bruises and scratches. Moral of the story is: who's ready for round 2?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 979 [Nickname] @MarinaBoyProblm [Loko] 70 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Started off a night in Austin with what I like to call Livin' La Vida Loko shots (jager bomb into Loko). Three hours later my buddy got his tooth knocked out by a bouncer and broke his iphone. I wound up in the attic of a Super 8 covered in glowsticks. #supportloko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 978 [Nickname] 2loko4u [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 four loko's and 3 shots of who knows what. Woke up at 5 am in the front yard of a sorority house, and then proceeded to walk 7 miles back home. I can only assume I got laid

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 977 [Nickname] imadumbass [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I decided to shotgun 2 loko's in 5 minutes. fast forward to next morning: I wake up with a sprained ankle and blood all over my bed, had to call 6 people to find out what happened: threw up in a bar, fell into a bag of trash on the streets of philadelphia, and was kindly assisted up by a homeless lady, who then proceeded to ask my friends for money for helping me up. You guessed it, I'm loco for them loko's.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 976 [Nickname] 4x4x4 Loko [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I was at my buddy's cabin for a weekend this summer. I'd had experimented a few times with Four Loko. Usually 2, sometimes 3. Always blacking out to the extreme. This was the day I drank 4 Four Lokos! Full black out. I woke up in the corner of a woodshed with scratch marks all over my body (apparently I'd stolen this bed from a raccoon). Then my buddy's girlfriend told me that when I was blacked out, I caught a decent sized salmon and did a bear impression trying to put it in my mouth while it was still alive, and took several bites out of it and then washed down the scales with Four Loko. Things went downhill from here. I lit off a mortar that started a small brush fire that my friends had to contain in a panic. Then I crashed my buddy's 4x4 off his neighbor's dock. Oh, and apparently before that, when we went on a snack run, an old lady smiled at me when she saw my penis while I was taking a piss in the parking lot but I scared her off by screaming obscenities.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 975 [Nickname] tastefully ashamed [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: me and my buddies were dropping flaming shots of disaronno and 151 into beer one night (it tastes really good). well i soon ran out of beer..and disaronno so i started just dropping strait 151 shots into glasses of 4 loko. had about 4 of those and woke up in the morning with puke all over my bed and bedroom window and hand lotion everywhere. i still dont know what happened

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 974 [Nickname] Fashoko [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Picked up 4 four lokos for me and my friend to go drink at the USC tailgate party. Got there and it was a drunk parade of USC fans. Drank the four lokos and: Stole pumpkins then threw them down a flight of stairs. Found the campus bar and proceeded to make up fake names and majors then had a bunch of sorority girls buy us more shots. This eventually caused us to forget our disguises and we get caught by one of them so we bolt. Snuck into a dorm building to crash a party and literally no one was home. Field and cart wheels. Then somehow ended up on a parking lot roof where we saw abandoned cooked sausages and tons of beer. Steal handfuls of both. Climb a tree and drink some more. Head back to my car but not before running across a house with a porch full of pinatas. We steal one and run (smashing all the beers). Eventually find ourselves at another party and forget the rest. The pinata is still in the back of my car.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 973 [Nickname] eskimo [Loko] 31 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: first time drinking 4 loko i decided to get 2 of them... one to pregame with and one to take out... definitely got drunk off the first one and started on my 2nd before leaving my apartment. my roommate told me that i was walking in the middle of an empty parking lot yelling that i was an eskimo and that i make igloo's, then telling some strangers that my ass hole was the holy land... thanks four loko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 972 [Nickname] KeepinTheBaby [Loko] 22 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 2 and a half that night. Got knocked up.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 971 [Nickname] Hank [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I had 2 four lokos and a shit load of beer. I was talking to a girl in person, and she gave me her number. Instead of putting it in my phonebook on my phone I posted her number and name as my facebook status.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 970 [Nickname] lovelyy [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: First time I drank Loko...I have no story, because I don't remember.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 969 [Nickname] Monkey Sno Sno [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I kept hearing all of these stories about people dying and going nuts on 4 loko, so I had to try them. Personally, I am more of a beer/weed man myself. But I figured fuck, lets try these things out. I decide to go 8loko (2 four Loko's). After my second one I was on a rampage. Now I live in downtown chicago so going on rampages down the street, people are out, and people will see. It's 23am and I find myself stomping the hood of parked cars, I punched a moving el train full force and busted my knuckle, I flipped over flower baskets outside of an upscale bar. I was laughing the entire time. I went 8loko and that was too much for me. Back to beer, weed and shots.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 968 [Nickname] oh crap [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I tried to light a cigarette on a gas stove...instead a I lit my hair on fire... I then cried and tried to walk home because I thought everyone was making fun of me

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 967 [Nickname] JPF [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My day started off waking up to my room mate yelling at me to wake up and tossing me a Four Loko. It was July and the day of the Mad Decent block party in Philly. We pre-gamed at my apartment then rode our bikes to the block party. I drank two Four Loko's at the block party making my Loko consumption for the day at 3. We then went to a bar to see Ninjasonik preform live and continued to drink. I was pretty browned out by 1AM and we decided to ride our bikes to a local corner store to get more alcohol for the after party. On our way to the after party I crashed my bike. I woke up in the hospital with no recollection of what happened. I was getting stitches in my lip. I looked in the mirror and my eye was swollen shut with cuts all over my face. My friend explained as we were riding I disappeared and when she came back and found me I was out cold on the pavement blood pouring from my head. They called an ambulance and that is how I arrived at the hospital. I apparently woke up and freaked out when the ambulance was on its way, thinking it was the cops and screaming that I didn't want to get a DUI. I also fought with the medics refusing to get on the stretcher or go to the hospital and telling them I was fine. Once at the hospital I was cracking jokes and goofing off with the staff while my friends poured into the ER to make sure I was okay. I spent the night in the hospital with a concussion, 7 stitches in my lip and one hell of a headache.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 966 [Nickname] space ghost [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: one night i was hanging out with friends and we decided to play circle of death with four lokos with a loko in the middle. so long story short i drank two whole four lokos in all. the next thing i know i'm in an ally way swaying from side to side hollering i'm drrrrruuuuuuuuunkkkk. played hide and seek with my friends. peed on my friends car on accident. and then i ended up in a car. then my bed. woke up a hot mess yeaaa you can say the four loko got me.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 965 [Nickname] Chippy [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After a loko night, I decided to jump on my friends back for a ride back to the dorms. It didn't last long before we were both face on the cement. I picked up a white chunk from the ground and became mute for the remainder of the night. After finally making it back to my friend's dorm room I immediately asked from some calcium enriched milk to save my FRONT TOOTH that i had just knocked out. I was pissed once I realized I couldn't save it and chucked it into a bush before irrationally bawling my eyes out. This is less than a month after breaking my elbow from a similar drunken episode. Washington will miss you four loko.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 964 [Nickname] Nerdy Hillbilly [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank 3 Four Lokos with my friends last night. Woke up in a trashed hotel room missing a tooth with a tiger in the bathroom and a baby in my closet. WTF IS GOING ON???

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 963 [Nickname] Ell Pollo Loko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank a fourloko before hittin up free drinks at the bar. I evidentally decided to leave my ride home and Ussain Bolted home. By 5 A.M. I was banging my face against my friends house all loko n *hit in extreme pain. Next morning i woke up covered in mud with a fractured ankle, and not much of a story to tell the doctor. Thank your sir may I have another!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 962 [Nickname] Nonya [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I'm hanging with this new guy. He picks me up with a friend and we go to her aunt's house. We get there he give me my 4 loko and I sip on it and was like 'Oh. This ain't shit' WRONG!? The room started spinning after I drank half then a shot of vodka appeared in front of my face. I toss it back. Whoo damn. After a few tooks of some weed I was handed and the rest of the 4 loko I found myself in the basement, against a washing machine getting my brains fukked out by this linebacker built ass dude! I woke up the next day and my whole effing body was sure.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 961 [Nickname] dammnn [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: people who r hating on all these fnuny ass fiour loko stories needa get that shit out their ass quit trippin kidds! i drank a four loko one time chilln wit da homies and tha next time i was chilln with them i saw this girl and when i was bouncin out i was like yoo wadup ill catch you later ya? she proceeded to tell me that she met me the week before and i tried to hook up with her TWICE baaaahaaa four loko you crazy fk

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 960 [Nickname] Broseph [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: "its not just "sweeping" college campuses. im 15. and i fucking love four lokos. get ur facts straight cnn bros...Off my tits bros, 4loks arent entirely THAT bad. They're delicious. and i dont have to drink a bunch of weird little shots laying around so theres a much smaller chance that i will get drugged and raped. 4loko saved my life."

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 959 [Nickname] John Alveraz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was my 21st birthday. well to be more accurate it was the day before but we were partying that night. I got a loki as we call it and continued off to the bars. I got to one bar before that loki hit me like a bullet through jello. The rest of the night I was dragged to and from bars, while continuing to take shots/drink beer. I woke up the next morning with very little time to get ready for a test, walked to class, failed the test. I mean lowest grade in the class failed. Damn you loki, the nectar of your juice has screwed me over hardcore

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 958 [Nickname] Nartek [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: My girl friend drank 1 can after some whiskey at a party. She seemed great and friendly. About an hour later she was laying in the grass with drunken strangers asking if she needed help. (She doesn't remember any of it) but she just laidd out in the grass for another hour telling people to 'leave her there to die'. I quickly told off the many dumb strangers who wanted to take advantage of her while she was like this and carried her to her car and drove her home to take care of her.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 957 [Nickname] DirtyDan [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: It was nearing 7 pm & was eating dinner with the family and I figured i would grab a four loko out of the fridge, & mix it with some jager... BAD IDEA... (it tasted pretty good with the grape though i must admit) Next thing I knew I had woken up in the morning in a fucking jail cell, apparently i had fucked my 8 year old daughter in the ass hole and slapped my dick against my 11 year old son's face... I apparently also broke the officer's nose when he tried to arrest me and had at some point had a wet dream and woke up in the cell with a terrible hang over, and jizz covering myself... fuck four lokos.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 956 [Nickname] JR5 [Loko] 242 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Did a four loko power hour which amounted to about 3 in 50 mins went out to the back porch of my fraternity to smoke some hookah, the next thing I remember is waking up in my 9:30 am class with one shoe taking rather illegible notes. I hadn't been to this class in over 2 weeks my blackout self apparently is an academic.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 955 [Nickname] love my lokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I started the night with many shots of svedka, then proceeded to play around 4 games of pong with four loko. I was already fucked up by the end of that, then proceeded to chug bottles of champagne that all my friends had. I threw up before we left the pregame, then had some more champagne.... When we got the the party I think I was inside for around five minutes, and my friend helped me upstairs and tucked me into bed. I spent the whole night going back and fourth between the bed and the bathroom, threwup, called someone and dont remember the conversation, but dropped my phone in the toilet i was vomiting into in the process. Dont remember who I talked to, lost one of my heels, went to sleep with one person next to me and woke up with a completely different person, and woke up with my jeans un buttoned and almost no recollection of the entire night. love me some four lokooo

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 954 [Nickname] Rudester [Loko] 58 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Drank four lokos, four of them, on the night of halloween. Last thing i remeber is yelling viciously at the whole party then i wake up 100 miles away in my work clothes the next afternoon. I went to sleep dressed as an alligator.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 953 [Nickname] LOKEY [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: STOP POSTING FAKE STORIES

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 952 [Nickname] hirschrod [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: it turned my poop black

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 951 [Nickname] sal bianco [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: what's a 4loko?

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 950 [Nickname] Ness [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Did the 4x4x4 challenge last weekend. (AKA four four lokos in four hours) Stop talking about drinking two of them like its a big deal you fucking pussies.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 949 [Nickname] fruit punch [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 2 four lokos, ate some fondue and puked all over myself, on a chair, and in the sink. the rest i dont remember

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 948 [Nickname] 504 [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: soo, it was my first night with four loko. and I may have drank two of them? I don't remember. to add to my ridiculousness I decided to smoke a wonderful plant. I was then "that girl" passed out on a couch being laughed at.. I magically made it to the next door apartment, my ex-boyfriends apartment and threw up all over in his living room. However during my vomiting session my roomate scored a McLovin' poster. overall four loko was a success.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 947 [Nickname] Jake H [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Had a couple lokos and a sturdy amount of whiskey a few weekends back. Apparently either lost my balance or eyesight and ended up walking into a pole knocking out my front right tooth. Somehow found my way to a hospital and had a canadian male nurse to try to help me... who i then proceeded to try to fight. Ended up leaving the hospital knocking over a wheelchair, flicking off every worker there, and yelling about "canadian faggots" Waking up with a hospital bracelet is always a fun morning. Thanks 4 loko!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 946 [Nickname] CareBear [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So I decided to crack open a can of the fruit punch while watching it's always sunny. Being a lightweight, I was hammered before finishing it. From what I am told, I then made the mistake of stealing someone else's can and downing that. I somehow got back home and then proceeded to creep on a group of girls that were chilling in my buddy's room. After getting kicked out, I went into our fridge and took a 23 pound turkey carcass and put it in my friend's bed to get him back for not letting me hang out with some girls. I was then awaked to my buddy on top of me beating the shit out of me at 4am asking why there was a fucking turkey in his bed. I ran away, only to return to turkey carcass all over my floor and bed. I still can't get the smell out.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 945 [Nickname] bradiy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: last saturday me and buddy george, we been hearing all these crazy storys and things in the news (which we get from fb lol we dont read gay newspapers lol), so we decide that WE ARE GUNNA TRY THIS. so the liquor store only had two flavors blueraz and fruit punch. so we each got two. we decided it would be a laugh if we had a chugging contest with the first one and finished within 2 min. so within 20 min we were falling all over the place (we slammed em behind the wah wah) so all i remember is we pretty much had to help eachother like arm in arm the walk was a blurr but i kinda came two and we were both on the couch next to eachother with 2 and a half men episode blairing. george was kinda laying with his head on my lap i had my arm on him still holding half a can of blue raz, i noticed his pants were around his knees and his penis was sorta stained a light blue. startled i pushed his head away from my lap and noticed my pants were unbotton and unzipped and there was rad vomit all over my crotch. i screamed a slurry "george what the is going on man WTF... GEORGE!!!" i shook him but he was unresponsive and wouldnt respond to my screams. the final report concluded death from asphyixiating on a penis. i got kicked off the la cross team and lost my scholarship not to mention my best friend, george. now i'm just barly scraping by hangin out at the bus station. I MEAN COMON GUYS HOW LOKO IS THAT

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 944 [Nickname] dead. [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: the first time i drank four loko, i had two and a half. my friend brought two girls i'd never met before over to my apartment, and then passed out. me, the two girls, and my roommate went to a party. on the way home, we pulled over to get gas. i had promised one of the girls i didn't know i would give her a couple dollars for gas money, and even though i fully intended on doing so, when we got to the gas station, the loko made me refuse. i then proceeded to start screaming at everyone in the car, including my roommate, which escalated into a full-on fight between us. i proceeded to make them leave me in the gas station parking lot. mind you, it was around 4 am. i then made friends with two random people and called my ex-boyfriend, who lives 45 minutes away, to come pick me up. he did. the next day i vomited twice in his house and he cleaned it up. when i got home i realized the two random girls had stolen my ipod, two necklaces, and one ring. fucking loko. i told myself i'd never drink it again, but alas... i've already stocked up for the pending ban in massachusetts.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 943 [Nickname] tyson the 4th [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: First, to "Wait," you seem to think this is placebo. Go drink a couple, come back, and apologize to the group, please. Second, my buddy and I got our first four loko before fireworks this summer. Got pumped. Got another four loko. Finished fireworks, still pumped. We get the third four loko within 2 hours of the purchasing the first. We black out, but he wakes up naked in the bathroom, and I'm in our doorway only slightly more clothed. The only thing we could find out about our 5-6 hour blackout is that we shot a GIGANTIC illegal firework into the ground in the backyard nearly lighting it all on fire. I'm a fan.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 942 [Nickname] FiveLoko [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night I drank 3 4Lokos - lacked out. Friends told me that halfway during my second, I started fucking my first 4Loko can. They said I lasted an hour - Sorry for Partying!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 941 [Nickname] BillyHearne [Loko] 23 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: 2 grape lokos on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. Had a good time. Sunday afternoon i took a dump. My shit was blue.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 940 [Nickname] thurgood [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After winning a Four Loko's chugging contest ( 3 in 25 minutes ), I went tothe bars with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm in the middle of a sit-up contest with 2 300lb men in the county Jail. Turns out, I was arrested for breaking into the zoo and throwing Wendy's chicken nuggets all over the place.... LOKO!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 939 [Nickname] PearlHarbor [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Last night my and my bros Drank half a FourLoko each and gave each other hand jobs until our palms gotta all chaffed and shit. Then we each drank the other half and fingered our buttholes til we passed out.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 938 [Nickname] fire-loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Was at bonfire, drank 2 four lokos within 2 hours, was hammered but still coherent, alive, talking, and not blacked out. Decided to be a boss and drink that third one. Got half way through before I puked everywhere around the fire pit I was at. Friends had to take care of me from there.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 937 [Nickname] DP [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Went to Rutgers homecoming, had 2 loko's plus countless shotguns, funnels, flip cup game and some boxed wine. Can only remember one single play from the game, but two trips to vomit. Ended up taking a bus to a different part of campus and passing out in the bus vestibule, only waking up to piss or puke.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 936 [Nickname] Vox [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I drank 2 lokos... Now I'm pregnant... I'm a dude.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 935 [Nickname] Nuffsaid [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: A bottle of wine and four shots in an hour. Beer bonged a four loko in under 5 seconds, naturally. Total time consuming alcohol elapsed: an hour and 5 seconds. 30 minutes later, instant blackout. Still no clue what happened.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 934 [Nickname] sankyu [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Remember the beverage Jolt? That was mother's milk compared to this 4loko! I drank 3 cans in 8 minutes. Was on my period that day. At some point I passed out and woke up at in a Chinese fast food joint on the bathroom floor. Vomit in my hair, blood on my hands, and something crunchy between my legs. When I pulled down my pants I realized I tried to shove an egg roll instead of a tampon up my ying yang!!!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 933 [Nickname] Lokomotive [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: For Halloween, my friends and I decided the theme should be Nickoldeon. I was FACE

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 932 [Nickname] jsalt [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: placed a bet at USC with someone i didnt know at a bar after 3 lokos, 10 beers and a few everclear shots that i could successfully take a piss under the bar in a club..once i started doing it the asshole that made the bet with me called over a bartender while i was pissing on the bar..got the shit beat out of me on the curb bye the bouncers..than out comes the rest of the entourage for fighting the bar..the night after i decided to try and tackle loko again..woke up on a porch in charleston with no shirt, my shoes tied together..a hitler moustache on my face and a swazsitka on my neck..went to the beach by myself and surfed all day not knowing about the neck drawing and was approached by a huge group of people that took notice of it and attempted to beat the shit out of me while i was trying to let them know i had no idea

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 931 [Nickname] jw [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: i drank 3 four lokos over the course of a football game at my house with some friends. blacked out, i guess i just left the house without telling anyone. ended up waking up on some mexican woman's couch as she screamed in spanish and called the cops. this was about 15 miles from my house and i have no idea how or why i "broke into" this poor lady's house. i was bloody from crawling through a broken window that i'm guessing i broke. she was also unhappy that i'd peed and yacked on her couch. when she hit me with her tennis racket i screamed and ran out of the house and found a cab.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 930 [Nickname] your all dumbasses [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Maybe you should learn how to handle your alcohol better or stick to Smirnoff Ice with jolly ranchers.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 929 [Nickname] NutterButter [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: So afer drinking 2 fourlokos and oh so many beer. After blacking out and making it back to my dorm, I woke up the next morning butt ass naked with no sheets, asshole to the door. Another time drinking 3 fourlokos this time and oh so many beers, i get woken up by a tour group of 15 students each with their parents staring at me butt ass naked laying in my bed.....fml <3 fourloko

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 928 [Nickname] NYC1 [Loko] 31 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Long story short - My friend and I pregamed with 4loko @ the Mets vs. Phillies game @ Philly and only made it 3 innings before we were banned from Citizens Bank Park for life. 'nough said.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 927 [Nickname] dankbanktank [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank 3 four lokos and woke up next to a chick twice the size of me. end of story.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 926 [Nickname] newcondo [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]

Output: This is my story... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QobXa8kh-A

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 925 [Nickname] Wait: [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]

Output: Does no one here realize that there are only 1.88 servings of alcohol in a Four Loko 12% can (in the 6% cans it's only .94 servings). So drinking 2 Four Lokos is equivalent to less than 4 alcoholic drinks. And I don't care that it's an energy drink, caffeine doesn't make you black out and vomit all over the place. This website is either filled with liars, or 18-year-olds overly susceptible to the placebo effect.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 924 [Nickname] blackoutcity [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: so my freinds and i started drinking lokos are 12 in the afternoon and kept drinking throughout the day then i went to a party at 9pm at my freinds and a girl had drinked one loko and was falling everywhere and hitting on everyone making a fool of her self. rookie

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 923 [Nickname] Sean C [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story]

Output: smuggled 12 cans of loko over the border into Canada for a friend who was desperate to try it. Got him 6 loko deep (1 1/2 cans) and that was enough for him to wind up passing out in a local park in the wet grass getting mosquito bitten while yelling "fuck loko" and calling me a stupid fucking american i would have left him there to die but i didn't know how to get back to my hotel without paying a $30 cab fare so I waited for him to get up and stumble back. I sat back on the floor of his apartment and waited to fall asleep while giggling to myself as he dry heaved into his toilet and his cat hid in a closet. I myself was a full 12 loko and was just fine. If you can't party with the big boys, don't show up. Fuck you Canada!

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 922 [Nickname] John chuckerson [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]

Output: How four looks have ruined my judgement: 1- drank two lokos and voted for Obama 2- drank 3 four lokos and slammed a 230 lb chick 3- drank 3 lokos and voted against prop 19 You tell me which one was the bigger mistake

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 921 [Nickname] l0k0 m0k0 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]

Output: I never tried any 4 Lokos in my life but im feelin the stories posted =]

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 920 [Nickname] KTR [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: drank lokos... took a vacation to blackout city for whole month of october, thanks.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 919 [Nickname] WTF [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]

Output: After finishing keg #1 with my friends around 3pm i was feeling a little tired so i decided to grab a 4 loko. A friend told me of their magical powers of both inebriation and energization. It definitely worked and made me want another. Blacked out after the second four loko. Came out of my black out in the middle of a backyard wrestling match with about 50 spectators, few of which were local police, placing bets on who will win. Blacked out again woke up on the floor. Recieved multiple high 5's from people i've never met before congratulating me on my amazing back yard wrestling performance the next day. First night with 4 lokos... success.

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Input: [Hide] Hide [ID] 918 [Nickname] Kellie Hat [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [Story]

Output: yo me and mah gurlzZz drank some of dat four loko sheeeeet we all had about 5 each and mah niggaaa chantel was sooo fucked up she started doinnn tha stankyyy legggg at mickeyyy d's so we told dat hoee bitch im trynaaa get some fries here you got 9 cents because them mothaafuckas arent a dolla , theys be a dolla and nine cents so i told that ronald mcdonald fuck you and your dolla menu you clown ass nigga alls a sudden me and mah gurll chantel turn our heads and see our othaaa gurl shanika givinn da drive thru niggaaaa head thruu the windowwww we's be like ohhh sheeeeet youuuu get it gurll you go gurl get me some of doseee free friess ! we decide to dip this wack ass jointttt and get in da whipp to hit da clubzzz but we leave shanikaaaa to her bizzznassss wit her niggaa drive thru so it be just me and chantelll

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Input: [Phrase] tener huevos [Meaning] to have balls [Literal]

Output: to have balls

Huevazo – Enormous Egg | American in Spain


Input: [Phrase] estoy hasta los huevos [Meaning] I’m fed up [Literal]

Output: I’m up to my balls

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Input: [Phrase] no me toques los huevos [Meaning] don’t fuck with me [Literal]

Output: don’t touch my balls

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Input: [Phrase] tocarse los huevos [Meaning] to sit around doing nothing [Literal]

Output: to touch one’s balls

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Input: [Phrase] costarse un huevo [Meaning] to cost a lot [Literal]

Output: to cost a ball

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Input: [Phrase] me gusta un huevo [Meaning] I like it a lot [Literal]

Output: I like it a ball

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Input: [Message] Posted: May 06, 2011 Sounds like a good plan. If your knees are sore I would rest until they are better. Maybe get someone to check your running style. You might be bobbing too much while running. [Topic]

Output: Running: From 30 to 60 min. in 4 weeks Training Routines

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Input: [Message] Posted: May 05, 2011 I read a study with about 1500 people in it, they had a third of the people eat 3 times a day, another third eat 6 times a day and the last group ate once a day. Half of each group restricted their calories and the other half ate normally. What they found was the people who restricted their calories lost weight regardless of how often they ate. I wish I had saved a copy of that somewhere since I had to refer to it a few times now. I skip meals when I'm not hungry and it works out fine. I don't over eat on the next meal. If you find it hard to skip lunch then eat lunch, if you're not hungry and you don't over eat at supper then you're probably fine. Some people will have a serious drop in their blood sugar which can trigger a nice little binge session. If that's not the case then I wouldn't worry about it. [Topic]

Output: Breakfast Related Diet Plans

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Input: [Message] Posted: May 05, 2011 Couldn't have said it better myself.. I love that bench press quote.. I'll have to use that. If people ask me for advice about working out I tell them the best workouts involve lifting your body weight in some way (push-ups, pull-ups, dips, etc...) or lifting weight from the ground to over your head. I still wish I could go back in time and tell my 18 year old self that I'm wasting my time. [Topic]

Output: This one is for the guys Exercise & Training Tips

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Input: [Message] Posted: May 05, 2011 I would get one but I'm a contractor who changes contracts pretty often. I'm in talks of going full time so maybe it will be a possibility in the future. [Topic]

Output: Sitting at work Exercise & Training Tips

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Input: [Message] Posted: May 05, 2011 WOD for 2011-05-04 7 rounds for time of: ---------------------- 7 pull-ups 7 ring-dips 7 push-ups 7 sit-ups 7 jump lunges (7 each leg) 7 Thrusters (65#) Had the scale the ring-dips after round 2 but got the rest done. My time: 32:24 [Topic]

Output: CROSSFIT - anyone? Training Routines

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Input: [Message] Posted: May 02, 2011 WOD for 2011-04-29 Lift 10,000 lbs from the ground to over your head. At first it was written on the board as a 25 minute AMRAP, but it turned out to be a one time thing and the coach had to limit it to 21 minutes since our class was ending.... I wish I had known I had less time from the start but oh well. I did 8750 lbs in 21 minutes. My lower back was killing me so I did 750 by doing clean and presses with a 25# KB. I definitely want a crack at that workout again. I will stick to doing only GTOs next time (ground to overhead). [Topic]

Output: CROSSFIT - anyone? Training Routines

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 29, 2011 I was off in sunny Jamaica last week. I did try to do a little workout each morning to start my day but they aren't worth posting here, especially since I didn't time any of them. WOD for 2011-04-27 Crossfit Open 11.6 7 min AMRAP of 3 Thrusters at 100lbs 3 Pull-ups 6 Thrusters 6 Pull-ups (increase by 3 each round) I made it up to the 12's but only into the thrusters.. it was my first workout after vacation and I felt it. Total score: 45 [Topic]

Output: CROSSFIT - anyone? Training Routines

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 29, 2011 I'm not sure how to use the 80/20 rule. I sometimes eat some grains, like oatmeal for example, so I get enough carbs for a long cardio workout. That's how it's adviced in the Paleo for athletes book. So would that make the oatmeal part of the 20%? Your goal is to eat primal 100% of the time, but there are times when you want a treat or you have no control over the food being served. Those are the times when the 20% comes in. Sometimes I feel like a burger or a hot dog with a bun, I don't kick myself over it. I had pizza this past week, not the end of the world. I guess it's all about keeping those indulgences to a minimum. I think this article covers it best: 80/20 Principle [Topic]

Output: Daily tracking of primal calories in and out Diet Plans

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 28, 2011 I wish I could go back in time and tell this to my 20-some year old self so I wouldn't wreck my metabolism. [Topic]

Output: OK I get this BMR thing now! Diet & Nutrition Tips

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 28, 2011 Looks like you are doing awesome. I decided to go primal as well since I couldn't seem to go without dairy. I don't drink milk anymore, it's mostly cream/whole milk in my coffee, cheese (aged) and butter. I used to drink 4-5 liters of skim milk per week. Not sure if you know but peanuts are out... just noticed you used peanut butter. They are a legume. You could sub in almond butter. Of course Primal is all about the 80/20 split so I figure it's just part of your 20% but thought I would mention it just in case. At first I hated making my own dressings for salad but now I love it. While on vacation I found this cool mustard vinaigrette so I tried to replicate it at home.. mine was ok but next time I'll put less mustard. [Topic]

Output: Daily tracking of primal calories in and out Diet Plans

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 27, 2011 I read somewhere that potassium offsets the negative effects of sodium. If you use sea salt or some kind of natural salt it should have potassium in it. Not sure if it's enough to negate the sodium but anything natural is normally better than processed. If you get off canned soups and pre-packaged meals your sodium should go WAY down. [Topic]

Output: SODIUM Diet & Nutrition Tips

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 27, 2011 congrats man, I wouldn't consider 30 lbs to be a small goal myself. That's significant weight loss. [Topic]

Output: Today I am 30 lbs lighter! Before & After Gallery

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 27, 2011 Why not do both at the same time? Do a short warm-up, stretch out, loosen up, whatever and then do your whole workout without taking a break. Kill the cardio and weights at the same time. You could start by taking shorter breaks until your stamina can support a workout with no breaks. [Topic]

Output: Warm Up With Cardio, Then Go To Weights. Right? Wrong. Exercise & Training Tips

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 26, 2011 I just found a couple of cool bands a few weeks back. First one is Electric Six, their album "Fire" has a lot of good songs on it. I especially like "Gay Bar", "I'm the Bomb" and "Danger, High Voltage".. I think you can find all of these on Youtube and then use one of the many converters to make it an MP3.. that's how I get a bunch of music nowadays... if you don't mind low quality that is. Another band I like is Jupiter Sunrise, "Super X-Ray Vision" is my favourite for working out. "September Girl" is a little slow but for some reason it inspires me to run faster. so to recap: Electric Six - Gay Bar Electric Six - Danger, High Voltage Electric Six - I'm the Bomb Jupiter Sunrise - Super X-Ray Vision Jupiter Sunrise - September Girl [Topic]

Output: workout music Motivation Tips

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 26, 2011 I just got back from spending a week in Jamaica and am happy to announce it was my first successful vacation. Normally I binge for a whole week and destroy 3-4 months worth of progress but this time around I got home and fit into the same clothes as when I left. It helped that a few people who came with me were up for workouts in the morning and were also trying to control their eating. Every time I went to the buffet I would try to remember how shitty I feel if I eat too much and would restrict myself to one plate of meat and veggies. One day it rained in the morning so I ran up and down the beach until the same came out. I haven't weighed myself yet but I feel good about this past week. [Topic]

Output: Successful vacation Off-Topic & General Chat

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 14, 2011 WOD for 2011-04-13: Crossfit Open WOD 10 minute AMRAP of 60 bar facing burpees 30 overhead squats (120#) I did 95# 10 Muscle Ups 0 rounds - 71 reps WOD for 2011-04-14: 21-15-9 of KB Swings 45# KB SDHP 45# "R" Arm KB cleans 35# KB Russian twists 15# "L" Arm KB cleans 35# Time: 11:27 [Topic]

Output: CROSSFIT - anyone? Training Routines

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 13, 2011 I've been trying to do roughly 16 hour fasts once a week. I'll have lunch on one day and then not eat until breakfast the next. It's hard with a partner in the house who thinks it's crazy. Some nights I'm doing fine until my girlfriend cooks up something that smells really good and I break down and end up eating. The best times are when I get home late from the gym... I just have a few glasses of water and go to bed early. [Topic]

Output: How about NOT counting calories for 30 days? Diet & Nutrition Tips

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 13, 2011 Welcome Nancy, there's a big post in the "Diet Plans" section at the top made for new people, it covers a lot of the diet do's and don'ts that seem to come up all the time. Sounds like you have a good plan, keep up the good work [Topic]

Output: Let's Get This Party Started (= Introduce yourself!

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 12, 2011 I'm trying my best at getting as much as my groceries from farmers. Farmer's markets will be popping up in my area soon so I won't have to grab fruits and veggies from the supermarket until next winter. I'm still a long ways from getting all my meat from farmers but I'm slowly figuring it out. I even found a farm that sells grass fed pork... unfortunately they don't have anything available until June. Justa, have you tried IF (intermittent fasting) yet? I've been reading about the benefits more and more and it seems to fit well with a primal lifestyle. [Topic]

Output: How about NOT counting calories for 30 days? Diet & Nutrition Tips

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 11, 2011 WOD for 2011-Apr-09 Our gym does the crossfit open on Wednesdays and Saturdays so I got stuck doing the same WOD again. 5 AMRAP of Squat Clean (165#) Jerk I again did 135# and got in 12 rounds plus a squat clean so 25 reps total. 5 more reps than Wednesday [Topic]

Output: CROSSFIT - anyone? Training Routines

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 11, 2011 Hey Justa, Glad you had great success living primal. I keep reading all these success stories with paleo/primal diets. I've been on mine for about 6 months now and I'm only down 15 pounds. Not exactly melting off me but I do feel better. I should point out that I don't count calories or track what I eat. My main problems are vacations. If you travel someplace where you have no control over the food you eat it can become hard. Over the Christmas break I put on some pounds because pasta, rice, bread, etc.. were part of the meals being prepared and I didn't want to be a rude guest. A lot of people think this is a low carb diet but it's not... it's eating whole, unprocessed foods. If you can find it in nature then you can eat it. If it comes from a factory then you should avoid it. I just got my first shipment of grass fed beef and am anxious to fire up the BBQ. Secretly I hope that this lifestyle doesn't catch on.. I already have to wait 3 months to get my grass fed beef [Topic]

Output: How about NOT counting calories for 30 days? Diet & Nutrition Tips

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 11, 2011 If carbohydrates make people fat, why aren't 100% of people who eat them fat? Wouldn't it affect everyone not just the people who eat too much and sit around doing nothing? Everyone processes sugar (carbs) in different ways. Some people can process a crap load of glucose in their blood stream without storing any fat. Other people might have a sensitive insulin reaction that causes them to store fat even when taking in fruit. I've been primal for 6 months now and the weight is slowly coming off. When I tell people about my diet they say "oh, it's low carbs" and I say "No, it's normal carbs". Humans weren't designed to take in 200-300g of carbs every day. The obesity epidemic seems to have started around the same time the government decided it knew what the best diet was. That diet consists of about 70% carbs. To quote Tom Naughton of the documentary "Fat Head": Being fat is not, in and of itself, bad for your health. The behaviors that can make you fat – eating excess sugar and starch, not getting any exercise – can also ruin your health, and that’s why being fat is associated with bad health. But it’s entirely possible to be fat and healthy. It’s also possible to be thin while developing Type II diabetes and heart disease. [Topic]

Output: Why are we fat? Diet & Nutrition Tips

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 07, 2011 Did the crossfit open WOD last night. I was a little disappointed that it was only 5 minutes. 5 min AMRAP of Squat clean (165#) - I did it at 135#, I tried 165# and figured I might get 1-2 rounds in. Jerk Did 10 rounds (or 20 reps). [Topic]

Output: CROSSFIT - anyone? Training Routines

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 05, 2011 I like to steam cauliflower, mash it and sub it in for rice. Cauliflower still has a bit of carbs but it's fairly low. I love BEAT (bacon, egg, avocado, tomato) salad. You dice up 3-4 slices of bacon, 2 hard-boiled eggs, 1 avocado and 1 tomato and give a squirt of lemon juice. Mix everything together and you have a nice delicious salad. Steak with fried onions and mushroom is another favourite of mine. I've learned to not plan with your eyes. A small good cut of meat is often plenty for a meal. If I get something too big I end up eating it all because it tastes like heaven. [Topic]

Output: new ideas Healthy Recipes & Treats

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Input: [Message] Posted: April 04, 2011 The main problem with shakes or any foods that require you to eat that product every day is that eventually you will go back to eating a regular diet. Maybe there are some people who can have shakes every day for the rest of their lives, I don't know. I would imagine at some point you will get sick of it. My friend is using these and has lost 20 pounds but he admits that he's watching what he eats so that he doesn't waste the money he spent on this powder. If you have a shake once and awhile as a meal replacement when you're in a hurry or just like the flavour I see nothing wrong with that. [Topic]

Output: vi-shape shakes? Off-Topic & General Chat

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Input: [Message] Posted: March 30, 2011 WOD for 2011-03-29 21-15-9 of Deadlifts (225#) Rx'ed until my last 5 reps, had to drop down to #135, my back was killing me. OHS (115#) - I did 95# Time: 14:39 I used a lacrosse ball on my back after the workout (it was very tight) and I was amazed how well it loosened it up. I was expecting to have major issues today but my back feels awesome. In case you're not familiar, you lean up against a wall with a lacrosse ball between your back and the wall and you move around letting the ball roll over your muscles. Just avoid the spine and work on the muscles that are sore. [Topic]

Output: CROSSFIT - anyone? Training Routines

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Input: [Message] Posted: March 30, 2011 I had the same thing, I was worried I would get auto-renewed for a year, which I didn't want. I decided to do a preemptive cancel only to find out I lost all my privileges right away... they still have a few bugs to iron out it seems. I never got my free shirt either [Topic]

Output: No notification of Plus renewal? traineo Feedback

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Input: [Message] Posted: March 30, 2011 Eat more saturated fat.. which is hard if you don't like meat... even bacon? everyone loves bacon right? You can get healthy fat from avocados, olive oil, nuts (raw not the stuff with oil and salt on it). The other thing is when feeling hungry try drinking a big glass of water and waiting 5-10 minutes. Often times our body confuses hunger with thirst. [Topic]

Output: i cant beat my hunger the whole day*NEED HELP* Off-Topic & General Chat

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Input: [Message] Posted: March 28, 2011 Forgot to log a couple of WODs from last week: WOD for 2011-03-24 5x5 back squats: 135-185-225-235-235 followed by: 7 rounds for time of: 10 pull-ups 10 wall balls (20#) My time was 15:36, it was over 3 minutes from the second last finisher but I was just glad to RX it. -------------------- WOD for 2011-03-26 5 rounds for time of: 5 deadlifts at body weight & 1/2 (was supposed to do 341# but did 295# instead) 10 push-ups (chest to ground) 15 Box jumps (24") - I did 18" My time 15:15.. again, I finished quite a bit after the rest of the group.. those deadlifts took a lot out of me. [Topic]

Output: CROSSFIT - anyone? Training Routines

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Input: [Message] Posted: March 24, 2011 I think it depends on the person. When I ate a lot of sugar in my diet and went too long without eating I would become ravenous and would over eat. Now that my diet is heavier in fat and protein I don't seem to get that way anymore. Once in awhile I'll get ravenous if I have a brutal workout but it's so much less frequent than before. If you wait until you're hungry and find yourself eating too much then maybe try to stick to a schedule. I used to be adamant about not skipping meals but now I don't think it's a big deal. I _try_ to eat when I'm hungry (but often end up eating when I'm bored, depressed, lonely, sick.. ugh) [Topic]

Output: Wait until you're hungry to eat? Off-Topic & General Chat

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Input: [When you…] are hungry [anticipate…]

Output: the next meal you will be eating.

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Input: [When you…] take a shower [anticipate…]

Output: your weekend plans.

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Input: [When you…] drink coffee [anticipate…]

Output: feeling the buzz.

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Input: [When you…] are bored [anticipate…]

Output: the next fun thing you will be doing.

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Input: [When you…] are tired [anticipate…]

Output: your next workout.

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Input: [When you…] see your loved one [anticipate…]

Output: your next night out.

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Input: [When you…] finish watching a show you like [anticipate…]

Output: the next episode.

Money Secret #2: Anticipate As If You’re Going to Kiss Mila Kunis


Input: [When you…] finish reading a chapter of a book you like [anticipate…]

Output: the next chapter.

Money Secret #2: Anticipate As If You’re Going to Kiss Mila Kunis


Input: [When you…] see [anticipate…]

Output: the next HappierHuman post you will read.

Money Secret #2: Anticipate As If You’re Going to Kiss Mila Kunis


Input: [Spelling] o [As in]

Output: who

IPA symbols, IPA spelling, AEASP American English Pronunciation


Input: [Spelling] u [As in]

Output: flute

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Input: [Spelling] ou [As in]

Output: soup

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Input: [Spelling] ew [As in]

Output: jewel

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Input: [Spelling] ue [As in]

Output: true

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Input: [Spelling] ui [As in]

Output: fruit

IPA symbols, IPA spelling, AEASP American English Pronunciation


Input: Has a Local Shop [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Has a Locksmith License (where applicable) [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Is Bonded and Insured [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: All employees are background checked [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: All employees are uniformed [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: All employees have company I.D.’s [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Hires highly skilled technicians only [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Has identifiable trucks with company logo [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Answers the phone identifying company by name [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Quotes prices by phone with integrity [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Is willing to provide company information by phone [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Company Receipts are identified with logo [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Business Model is based on providing great service [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Guarantees all work [Bad Locksmith] No [Good Locksmith]

Output: Yes

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Operates from out-of-state hideout [Bad Locksmith] Yes [Good Locksmith]

Output: No

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Answers the phone with generic term [Bad Locksmith] Yes [Good Locksmith]

Output: No

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Becomes rude or nervous when pushed for information [Bad Locksmith] Yes [Good Locksmith]

Output: No

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Needs to ask long distance agent if they are available for a job [Bad Locksmith] Yes [Good Locksmith]

Output: No

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Puts you on hold over the phone to check availability of long distance agent [Bad Locksmith] Yes [Good Locksmith]

Output: No

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: Offers $15 dollar service calls to then overcharge customer [Bad Locksmith] Yes [Good Locksmith]

Output: No

Consumer Alert - Nationwide Locksmith Scam


Input: [FirstName] Annette [LastName] Partridge [Ctry] Australia [Comment]

Output: Money and egos and control over other Countries is not important. Peace starts with the individual and spreads forth like ripples on a pond. Please start the ripples of PEACE. Thank you.

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] Simone [LastName] Milic [Ctry] Australia [Comment]

Output: Please let today be a day we do things differently. We can choose to let moments slip by or we can let each one be a chance to define us. Each moment spent in peace is one that can never be replaced with violence. I hope you, our leaders, the people we look to for guidance and strength, will have the courage to lead by example. Peace starts with each and every one of us coming together and recognizing what we all have in common, our humanity and that our time and earth is borrowed. Let'

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] EZE [LastName] EMMANUEL. MJO [Ctry] Nigeria [Comment]

Output: peace is love and is the greatest of all virtues!let there be peace and make our world a better place!!for all mankind!!!

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] itunuola [LastName] laniyan [Ctry] Nigeria [Comment]

Output: peace is life,peace is wealth,peace is prosperity.let us stop violence but let us bind ourselves with love that takes to the highest level

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] RONAK [LastName] PATEL [Ctry] India [Comment]

Output: Hi, Peace actually takes birth in human mind. I strongly believe that human should understand & surrender to god rather to reach to the moon. Leaders should think about spiritual development of humans rather than materialistic developement. All leaders must be imparted spiritual knowledge compulsory, if they have spiritual knowledge then they can take right decisions in favor of the community, but nowadays leaders are lacking for spiritual knowledge. Spiritual knowledge is the final solution wh

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] Mauricio [LastName] Mauricio [Ctry] Australia [Comment]

Output: Actually, this may be just a little early for lognigg on Outer Island. The first record I've found of lognigg there is about six years later, in 1884. However, the government did make sure the keepers had a good supply of firewood: the light station boundaries were drawn large enough to encompass sufficient timber for the keepers' use. Since these tracts were not subject to commercial lognigg, the lighthouse reservations now contain some of the oldest forest in the Apostles. (Think of those awes

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] Nick [LastName] Nick [Ctry] Australia [Comment]

Output: Actually, this may be just a little early for lginogg on Outer Island. The first record I've found of lginogg there is about six years later, in 1884. However, the government did make sure the keepers had a good supply of firewood: the light station boundaries were drawn large enough to encompass sufficient timber for the keepers' use. Since these tracts were not subject to commercial lginogg, the lighthouse reservations now contain some of the oldest forest in the Apostles. (Think of those awes

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] Anna [LastName] anonymous [Ctry] Canada [Comment]

Output: When the power of love overpowers the love of power, we will have world peace. -Jimmy Hendrix

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] jerry [LastName] anonymous [Ctry] Kenya [Comment]

Output: a better world world can be realized through non violent ways.

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] AKORLIVIA [LastName] ERIC [Ctry] Ghana [Comment]

Output: WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT PEACE BUT LIFT UP WEAPONS. U AND I TALK ABOUT PEACE BUT DO NOT CONTROL OUR TEMPER. LET TRY SOMETHING.LET'S GIVE UP ALL WEAPONS AND LEARN HOW TO SAY WORDS OF PEACE.

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] ISAAC [LastName] anonymous [Ctry] Kenya [Comment]

Output: no comment

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] Karyn [LastName] Lee [Ctry] Australia [Comment]

Output: no comment

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] John [LastName] MacKinnon [Ctry] Canada [Comment]

Output: no comment

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] Victoria [LastName] Goodier [Ctry] New Zealand [Comment]

Output: Dear world leaders, Please represent the people, now and in the future, by understanding that peace and sustainabity are the only options. Let thousands of years of history teach you to be the person remembered for the right and not the wrong reasons. Strive to be the next Ghandi

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] Maya [LastName] Anonymous [Ctry] Australia [Comment]

Output: I'm sixteen. If things keep going the way they are...I don't want a future. I want to be able to raise a child in this world. Adults need to get over their egos and take responsibility for what's going on in the world; stop shifting the blame and take action. ☮ ✌ Peace ✌ ☮

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] param [LastName] singh [Ctry] India [Comment]

Output: I am tired of violence. Please rescue me from a society of war......Give me love and Peace.

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] Arshita [LastName] Tomar [Ctry] India [Comment]

Output: There are three steps for a pleasant world... PEACE,LOVE and UNITY... To reach there start with first........... thats peace !!!

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] emilee [LastName] anonymous [Ctry] United States [Comment]

Output: violence is showing someone they can control you!!!

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace


Input: [FirstName] MANDAL [LastName] BIJOY BEG [Ctry] India [Comment]

Output: Let us love all humans as our own family members.

To Bush, Blair and Howard with love - a petition for peace