Co-worker: Did you get my birthday party invitation?
Me: Yeah, I just opened the email.
CW: Just a head’s up — if you want, you can bring MP, but we have animals. Lotsa fur flyin’. So, if she’s allergic …
Me: Oh, she should be fine. Fur’s not the big problem. It’s mostly the lickers.
Me: She gets hives.
CW: Um … how do you … know she’s allergic to alcohol?
CW: Oooooh, I get it. LICKERS.
Me: Yeah … dogs that lick …
Me: DUDE. Not LIQUOR. LICKER. CK.
CW: Cool. Cleo’s not a licker. She’s a poo-eater.
Me: That’s SO going on the blog.