A salesman, while on the road, went to his motel room tired and beat. Upon pulling down the sheets and about ready to go to bed after a long and harrowing day, he noticed a hole in the wall with hair around it and a little sign saying "Wife away from home."
So he decided to try the mystery hole, stood up on the bed and put his (you know what into it). He let out a blood curdling scream and yanked it out, and there it was, with a button sewn on the end of it.
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