Are you thinking about your Halloween costume already? Of course you are, you're not some kind of inhuman monster! Although in forty days time you might well look like one.
It seems Chrissy Teigen is thinking about this most significant of holidays as well. So what will she pick for a spooky guise? A werewolf perhaps? Maybe a mummy?
If you have no idea what those little sachets are have no fear, neither do most of us.
Strong words there, but not particularly helpful.
Are those condoms or Raman flavor packs?
— Rob Willamson (@RobWillamson) September 20, 2017
The condom theory gained brief steam...
Finally, though, a real answer crystallised.
So there you have it, Chrissy Teigen's Halloween costume will be... noodle flavouring. Because there's nothing spookier than bland food.
Will this inspire a Halloween trend? Will our streets be plagued with noodle packets? And will there be enough to stage a full-on war with the inevitable hordes of Pennywises?
Only time will tell...