mouse: logitech mx518
screen: Samsung syncmaster 977mb
keyboard: microsoft random
I remember one time I said hi to a GM and he brutally murdered my entire family, then raped my dog and put me on the spanish donkey. He then castrated me and flogged me publicly while two other GMs robbed a bank and mercilessly eviscerated four old women. It was probably necessary, because the man was in a bad mood after he lost at a game of checkers.