Run away! Run away! There's a killer rabbit in my lunch!
Don't let his cute little friends on the side fool you (Annie's Gluten-Free Snickerdoodle Cookies & Palmer L'il Bunnies), he may look like a harmless cheese rabbit but he really has a vicious streak a mile wide! You can even see the blood still on his nasty big pointy teeth from when he tore apart the poor pig that made the ham on my salad!
Don't worry too much, though. When I get to work tonight with my beloved Laptop Lunchbox I'll take care of him .... bwahahahaha! (And check out how John's lunch is taking care of his little friends! EEP!)