the comics are on there, nobody's trying out, they've already recorded a bunch of episodes if not the entire thing.

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so i'm excited though to see it because it's funny. one of the commercial that's on for it, it's this guy who i've never seen or heard of. he goes,

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"my girlfriend asked me if i would take a bullet for her. and i said, yeah, because i want out of this relationship."

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could you do the last comic standing open audition. would you do it if there was an option for you?

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ty barnett, who's a buddy of mine, he's a comic. he was on the show. so they had him come out here when they had the auditions at tempe improv.

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and so i went with him because they have to film them auditioning, to make it legit. so they put a couple of comics in each place.

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so him and lacey both went for the improv. but anyways, i went with ty to that one. so i did a two minute audition set

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where the guy was like, "my dream was to have a beer with my friends on top of a mountain."

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well we needed to get up the mountain shock top.

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so, along with the shock top commercial, what's like one crazy thing that you would do for a beer.

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attendance don't belong in bathrooms. but hey, we all know how i feel about that. what

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if there's a long line of people that are also training for that job?

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so i put the little... what are those things called?

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yeah. i put one in there and i've been using it. and i got to tell you, fantastic.

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i want it to be like sons of anarchy motorcycle seat.

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you're in a public restroom, how often do you find yourself in a public restroom?

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when you... no guys, don't mute this or turn it off. listen the whole way through. when you're taking a shit in a public restroom

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and no one's in there. right? mm-hmm (affirmative). do you listen to see when somebody else is going to come in?

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dude, [crosstalk] two days ago i ran out of deodorant, mid use.

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we were talking before the show about the heat, you guys don't like

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this shit. where's this plane taking me, narnia.

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that'd be incredible. where's the pot of gold. and they're like, "well, you shit in the pot."

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before i left, i was watching how to lose a guy in 10 days because it was on tv.

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no, i didn't know those existed. i've been in airports a million times.

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they sell computers and ipads and ipods and everything in airport vending machines.

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that's very rare here. it's a turkey sandwich.

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grandma, like put it together. there was no mustard.

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like i used to get hammer before getting on a plane, because i get so nervous.

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but then halfway through the flight, you sober up and have the worst headache ever. and when you land, you just are the shittiest person in the world.

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100%. i mean.

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so cool dude. oh yeah. somebody wanted me to ask you if your mom really does have a bone in her nose.

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and it was the first time i'd ever seen you, heard of you, anything and dude, you're so fucking funny.

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i knew i wasn't. i was going in not expecting to win.

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it was nerve wracking all until i got on the mic, and then it was kind of like...

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what got you started? did you always know you wanted to do it?

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comedy? no. i actually always wanted to be like martin lawrence

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and will smith, just doing tv shows.

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when i wanted to do it, i signed up at... have you been to the comedy spot?

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that was my first and only show. because i signed up... for those open mics, you have to sign up.

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it was october and there was only spots open for the end of january.

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i was just watching comedy shows and just writing stories about my life and stuff. yeah.

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the only time i bombed was ... i didn't know how to deal with hecklers at the beginning stages. so, i said my first joke and then this girl just

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came up. she stood up and she's like, "uh uh, no." she said something, but which stunned me. i lost track.

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so, she threw me off and i was like, "dang," and i just forgot everything else i was supposed to say.

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no shit. so, i froze up and i just didn't know what to say and then people were just cheering me on like, "yeah, you can do it. you can do it."

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instantly know, in the back of your head, i'm just waiting for one of them to spit out something out of their mouth.

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and then if you see ... you know what's funny? if you watch the people come into the room, you know who's going to say something and who won't.

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yeah, usually i'm either upfront or just off to the side.

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i got heckled by a dude who was sitting on the side of the stage, like in a booth at this club. and he was saying all this shit,

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gets on stage. and in my head, i'm like, please, don't be funny.

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literally i'm running that risk of like, they could be fucking hilarious.

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that happened. i was at this open mic and i was just going back and forth and i didn't bring them on stage, but we were just going back and forth and he just roasted me.

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didn't have anything to get back at him with, but he just kept going and going and then i couldn't do my set. so, i just let him roast me [crosstalk]

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and once he was finished, i was like, "bravo."

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that's hilarious. it's a little different now. i don't know. maybe even 10 years ago people would heckle and then it would just be like a back and forth kind of thing with a comedian.

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it's funny. i like when the comic can shut them down so fast, but just as someone watching, i hate it. i think it's so rude.

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yeah. i have a good ... i have a good 20.

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i've done one. it was a couple of years ago with ... i don't know. [inaudible] seen me do comedy before, i don't think.

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because it used to be ... it was jake davis and jerry [freestadt 00:02:03].

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so, you said when you write your material, you write it word for word. yeah. i kind of do the same thing. so, how does it all start with you? like you get ...

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but ... yeah, so i would love to not write word for word, like how everybody else does it. but it just ...

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i don't know, i feel like typing it and getting it right the first time, you say it the same way every single time and it'll be funny every single time. but if you just have a bullet point,

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you're switching words up, keywords up, and then it doesn't have the same impact. yeah.

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first time around when i did stand up, i was super technical like that. so, it was like, this is how it's written. it's exactly how i'm going to say it. and it's true, when somebody would heckle me or say something, i'd be like, "oh shit."

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and lately, which has been terrifying me, but when i've been going up on stage, i just say, "i'll talk about this, this, and this. and i'll fill in the blanks when i get up there."

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hell yeah. that's how ... like when first ... because i had ... when i first started, i had this mac laptop.

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i'd try to project on it on stage. okay.

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you ever say it out loud? like in your house by yourself?

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my sister recorded one of my sets once and then she tried to show me. i was just like, " ah."

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i do mondays and wednesdays and i try to do a weekend

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yeah. yeah, i did. what show was this ... it was marlins or they had some type of show.

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and the main room had a [inaudible] and [inaudible] showed up.

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nothing. i lost the finals, so ...

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are you ... i was looking around when you were up there and looking at the crowd and you had them laughing so much harder and longer than anybody else that was up there.

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that was ... because i knew, even from the first round, the first round, i was like, i'm not winning.

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and because i was like, i'm not even going to do my normal set. i'm just going to go up there and bs.

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so, i did that and i got ... my goal was to ...

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i knew i wasn't going to win so i was like, i want the crowd to ... that night was the best show i've ever done in my life. aw, dude.

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it was like ... oh, this was funny. i'm an idiot sometimes. i see you out in the lobby at the improv.

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so, how ... jesus. with your jokes and your act, your set, how much of it is true

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and how much of it is bullshit made up, like story-wise? because i think as comics, you try to be truthful, but then you got to add stuff to it

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[crosstalk 00:04:39] and you made that story ...

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no, you know what the cool thing is? that whole thing came up to ... was from advice from

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our tombstone pile driver. and that was from what's the name? undertaker.

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got that i guess from him, but

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not really, but like it just ... i don't know. just my head

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and then just random other people that ... some guy was like, "man, that girl should be your mom's friend." i was like, "i'm trying."

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stuff you do ... but like set it up. don't do ... you don't have to do the whole joke without us saying anything. but set it up to like ... i can't believe that that's where it derived from just this woman coming over

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and then it gets cool again and then i hate it and then it gets cool again.

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oh, it was, yeah. and i just revamped that whole joke too because it wasn't like that either. it was more dull and i was like, i need to spruce it up.

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kingsley's like ... he says, "i don't even know how to set it up."

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and then i talk about me trying to be nasty and then she just takes it to the next level and does some outlandish shit.

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like being in arguments and not knowing what to say back at that point in time. because you always think about it like on the way home, but ...

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like, "oh, i should have said that." but at that point in time when you're just like stuttering vowels, and then i'll be like, "a, e, i."

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i like that though. no, i like it. yeah. [crosstalk] pretty cool. does your family come see you?

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no, they came to one random one because they thought that i was just using comedy as excuses to go out.

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and they're like, "we're coming with you." i was like, "all right, whatever."

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i didn't even tell my parents because my parents are super strict african parents that just want you to go to school and go to college.

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and it was a packed room too. and then i went up there and then i just did really well. and she was like, "oh my god." and then they had faith in me,

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now. what is ... not necessarily your end game, but what do you want out of this?

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you're right in that pocket, man. these next three years for you, you keep doing that. i'm not bullshitting you.

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what do you think ... because so many ... when we do ... like, we go to open mikes or whatever and just try new stuff out.

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but there's guys that show up for their first or second time and they call themself a comedian and it's like, "dude, you're not."

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what do you think, in your opinion, can you start calling yourself a comedian?

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but then it's just ... and you're funny. but it just goes ... from that point on it's just how funny are you?

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and if you keep at it, you can keep that.

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some people say it's the first time you get paid to do a show

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that you become a comedian. other people say it's when you just quit your job and that's all you do is stand up.

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i'm like, shit, dude. i've made shows, "hey, come on out for the weekend and you can feature and we'll do this, we'll get you a room." i'm like, "awesome, dude, how much does it pay?" "oh, it's $25."

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i've spent more money, literally spent more money, getting to a show than getting out of it, like money i've made. i've come back in the hole. and i'm like, was it worth it?

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oh yeah. if it makes you happy. and i know it makes you happy and you're fucking hilarious.

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it's making those connections, i think too. like when you get a chance to go out and play somewhere, you're meeting the club owner, you're meeting the people that work there, and then a couple of the comics that are there locally.

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nothing booked, but one of my ... when was it? i think it was two years ago. i wanted to just ...

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but it was fun. it was fun because the first week i did my first open mic. i think it was that first wednesday.

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hung out with them, went to a ... what was it called? what was that one club?

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so, i did that. and then later i went ... i did that in july. and then december i flew ... i went to new york and stayed a week there.

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fucking, that place is ... you hang out there

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and it's pretty incredible, man. like chris. rock pops in does a set at like 2:30 in the morning.

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but just you hang out. it's pretty fucking incredible. but new york is cool

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because i'm a west coast guy. i'm an la comic.

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but the east coast, new york is cool because you can start one night doing a show at like 7:00

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and you can do eight shows that night, making it from one place to the next.

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and he's literally ... but you can do that in a sense that you can go from the improv, to the laugh factory, to the comedy store, do 15 minutes sets each within like an hour.

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it's phoenix ... but phoenix comedy is getting bigger and better. the laugh factory, like i said last week, that's going in, scottsdale and shea, rick bronte's club is going in desert ridge.

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so, bigger a, b clubs are getting put up around here. actually, this is different. so-

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nine years... eight, nine years ago? no. when i first started 15 years ago there was... comics hated each other.

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if somebody was- here? around here? everywhere. no, not really even here, but everywhere.

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oh. okay. where it was like, if you were funny, people would get pissed. other comics, they'd be like, "this is bullshit. this fucking kid comes in here, thinking he's real funny." nobody would help each other out.

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yeah, i haven't been a part of that for standup in a while. yeah. but only because... plus people steal your shit. you ever had somebody steal your joke?

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no. i've noticed keywords from my jokes being used, but i don't mind. it's whatever.

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i think it is the best compliment, because a comedian is literally telling you, "you're funnier."

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i was [inaudible 00:00:44]... at first, i was pissed. i mean, it's happened before, but i was like, "dude, really? that joke doesn't even work for you."

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but then ever since i've told it, i've bombed.

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okay. what? that doesn't help. what a fucking asshole. it was my mom.

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people ask my how to spell my name. it's nancy. "nancy with a y?" yes. how else would you spell nancy?

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king amukamara. yeah. i've got to follow you.

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king amukamara [inaudible 00:01:11]. anytime kingsley's in scottsdale would just come in and record episodes. we'll kick him out.

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i told you it's such a weird thing. i hate being late. [inaudible]

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i don't like... this is me, and tell me if you're the same way. i like getting to the venue early and just kind of hanging out and settling in and seeing who's there.

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yeah, i'm usually like... i'm either on time or like a couple minutes late.

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some just random off topic stuff. but yeah, no, just silver on stage or i'll have one drink.

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'cause usually if i drink and get drunk or smoke- you'll fuck up everything. i just forget everything or i just laugh for the eight minutes.

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i told my husband you're coming on the show and he's like, "oh, the guy who talks about eating ass?"

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diet. and then you go a bit about you're watching it, like a porno.

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this guy was just going in. and my mouth was just like [inaudible 00:02:05]...

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holy shit, dude. that joke kills. i'm so glad you brought it up.

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this has been another great presentation by the forehead radio network. you can find more information at foreheadradio.com.

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we know it will last. we know that the other stuff lasts in the fridge for... which is another thing that's kind of maybe not why you should order it.

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and then followed by a margherita pizza. i spilled it on a regular cheese pizza.

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i'm going to stick around for a little while, but i would hope that there's not any more popping up. i don't think it's a great idea to have a new-

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april the sixth to the san francisco investors social club.

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houston is way down, and it's shocking to see. you are below... well, you're not going to like this, below dallas.

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and we have some specific experiences that we can draw from. and you refer to these in your article, but both colorado and washington state had legalized marijuana since-

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so just bringing it into the aboveground market allows for more targeted prohibition or restricted access. so young people who you might not think are responsible enough yet-

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aren't profitable prisons. and the fact that the death rate has increased by a factor of 10, since the dea came into existence-

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possibly maybe after today's events, that won't be a problem anymore-

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but it's definitely something i'm going to disappoint more people with next year.

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yeah, dude. so anybody that doesn't know what happened, anoire went to comic-con in san diego and he ate mushrooms without the pizza. and

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somehow it hits social media and the next thing you know, i'm reading about my buddy on the chai in every other humongous social media websites-

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yeah. i'm also going to be at crack ups house comedy club this friday, on the west side of town.

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possibly there's a product at the wellness clinic. it's called, gummies like gummy bears. they look...

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doing cartwheels into the sand traps. i'm like, "shit. come back." so i get them back and then

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we rented some bikes and we rode our bikes down to the pumpkin patch. and this particular farm is a no car zone.

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it's just a different type of place. so nobody's allowed to drive there. so everybody is on bikes. parents towing their kids behind their bikes. people are just getting lit up.

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like 30 pound pumpkins each. so we're on the bikes riding these fricking huge pumpkins home. this is crazy. we had a good time.

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he eats at mcdonald's and then goes to whole foods [crosstalk] because it's so much cleaner-

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ya! this is my life. this is what i'm doing.

Y-AA1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 L-AY1-F DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-M D-UW1 IH0-NG


i've been hearing this pledge drive all week. let me contribute.

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vr is boring. so thanks for listening to this program.

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whoop! i used to do prank calls. what calls did you do?

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possibly i was thinking about that today. i wanted to tell my kids about it. amanda hug and kiss.

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and the police finally called. they're like, "if you do this again, you will get charged for calling the police..."

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the phone because it's not ringing right. or it starts ringing too quick because i haven't even finished dialing in a dream. i'm like, dude, i don't hang up.

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possibly they got a phone and had a lot of megahertz and it was a big deal

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because a friend of ours lived right next to me. so we would always get on each other's calls all the time. really?

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possibly yeah, nothing cool, though. one time this guy called me and he's like, "blah, blah, blah. what do you think would be so cool for a christmas gift?"

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i'm like, i pick out all this cool shit and he's like, "oh yeah, tiffany would love that."

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and live my life. 'cause all, all the...

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i know i should've stepped it up and... fuck. that's when i was like, all right, time to let...

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what is, we did this a long time ago with our top five favorite movies, and then we got so much shit about how horrible our top five-

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possibly first, because when it wasn't matt damon, i was like, "oh, i'm going to hate it." and i loved that guy and hurt locker. that's one of my favorite

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movies. i have weird things on my bucket list. i have it with

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a steel quiet. and then you stood right back in your spot. no. no. it didn't

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shatter movie style, 'cause movie glass shatters like that because i heard it was made out of sugar.

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so it just came out in pieces. it shattered when it hit the sidewalk. but i was unscathed.

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[crosstalk] you ever had something stupid happen?

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[crosstalk] just crawling quietly.

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possibly [inaudible] though, drives the motorcycle off the dock while shooting the lion and catch the meat in your mouth. and then-

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possibly but he's a cop and his goal is... he used to watch, like we would like-

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miss cleo is she's a man too. so that definitely works.

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possibly mine's the dumbest. and i finally did something on it and it was just so dope.

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yeah. that's one of those silly situation where they're like,

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"i said, i owe this amount." i was like, "no, dude, you owe like $5 more. he said, "no, i don't. i didn't get like a soda or whatever."

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and everybody, all the onlookers, are like, "that's a real family. they're going to be together forever."

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possibly and even want to go. i was just... i didn't have, i was like tight on cash. i'm like, i'm just going to go have drinks. say hi. so we get the bill. it's $800-

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so many cheap options to have a good time. i don't know why people go to these structured, constructed fun areas, like the melting pot.

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oh, let's make this fun place for stupid people who can't discover it on their own.

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[crosstalk] dude, it is scary. thick blood on you. people screaming [crosstalk 00:07:26].

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dude, i'm telling you, everybody watch the video. possibly i would never, ever- we'll try and find it. we'll post it to the facebook.

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[inaudible] horror movies. but i'm not afraid of horror movies because i used to work on film. and i just, i only see it from the perspective of people working on a movie set. like, "oh, we're going to film you like this. we're going to cut it like... this is going to look really scary."

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send a message. you're the shit. he was in australia

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a couple of sundays ago at stand up scottsdale and literally murdered.

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it's just... everybody's got their own shit going on. and so it's hard. like, "yeah, i'll do your podcast." and then when you obviously get something...

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i did and he was like, "say it again. say it again." like, oh my god.

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cause he's been divorced. is that why?

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yes. cool little robot

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when they're 15, and they'll never want to do anymore.

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i don't want a kid. i don't want a fucking adult that's like this either. [inaudible]

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possibly just was only anal. okay. just had to get that. just thought i'd try.

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which joke was it that took you over the edge?

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possibly kevin, might be the laziest person i know, but he will go out of his way-

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everyone is from their first stuff they did.

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speaker 16: [inaudible 00:08:32]. but then i heard it and i was like... all right. i said it in places that-

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there's some that are like, "there's no way anyone's doing this." not because it's like shocking.

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yeah. totally.


so i'm speaking out of my ass, i think with this. but i think as a musician, you've got your songs that you're doing and people like the songs or whatever, and you're hidden behind the music a little bit.

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i'm not going to try and get guys on the show that aren't funny so that i outperformed them. it's not like that anymore, i don't think.

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possibly i do laugh at something. every single person has a say. even if i didn't like one particular more than the other,

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kevin doesn't strike me as a dancer. get him on stage and-

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yeah. all right. there you go. you're working it. all right? are you getting that question flattened out. what do you want to do with this career in comedy?

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well, you are. i'm 33, dude.

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i saw this headline and that's exactly what it said.

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possibly so they wanted to arrest him. well, they can't find him, because the family hid this boy.

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so, instead, they took their nine month old baby into custody and arrested the nine month old baby on the other son's behalf.

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i don't know still, but what cop is like "i'm going to arrest a baby." that's work. like, that's more work-

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it is. it's just getting worse. i mean, nancy's got kids. i have a son and it-

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speaker 16: but other jokes that i do, sometimes i don't have enthusiasm, because i don't believe [inaudible 00:09:59]-

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that comics tell and that one is the same. it's always totally different.

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it's a creative way to, it's supposed to be as disgusting as you can make it.

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or premises that you're coming up with. so when you do this, you're opening your mind up to all these different angles and areas that you can take it.

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i am sometimes, like when i'm with my friends, but not when i'm with random people.

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speaker 3: [inaudible 00:00:27]. with comedy, with stand up, it's all about confidence.

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yeah. monday night at seven,

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and we always talk shit, talk trash. and that, since i cheered him up.

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that he was taken too soon. and then another comedian that got taken too late.

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fuck. who else is everywhere?

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owen benjamin is at standup live. he's hilarious.

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anything else? can people find you? twitter? facebook?

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anyway, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the nothing serious podcast. this is a podcast where three guys from three different backgrounds get together.

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enthusiasm with a rather large dose

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on top of that. i think that's a fair way to say it. for those of you, again, sticking with those of you new to the show. my name is paul o'flaherty. i'm from ireland, currently living in

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mobile, alabama, down here in the bible

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belt. i will own up and say,

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let me get on skype with us. so big changes in daniel's world. how are you doing?

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which i have a funny feeling they won't really give-

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one second. what was he putting in that?

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so for those who are listening to the audio podcast, hodson was dumping something into his vapor nicotine.

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that's all i will say. so, yeah. so congratulations on the new job.

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we won't even get into that. just, i'm a little pissed about that. but we won't get into that because we want to keep this airy.

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the baby was supposed to come friday.

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they was all like, "no, i'm not going in. i have plans. i'm getting a pedicure and a haircut on thursday, and i'm not going in."

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and it's like, "you're going in." and she's like, "can i please go home and get a bag?" and he's like, "no."

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they broke her water because of everything that was going on.

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certain point, right? so she gives like three bushes

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and went straight back to the hospital at like 12 o'clock at night.

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malcolm was with the babysitter that night.

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actually, nine pounds seven. so she was only one ounce less than mal was when he did-

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yeah. we were in delivery room.

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why stop doing what you're good at?

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i'm just... i'm letting you know now something you should watch out for. so can't they do the marijuana and the alcohol, but the heroin thing just kind of no. it goes down from there. lindsay lohan. perfect.

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so, all his slides had like apocalyptic

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imagery and 9/11, and so on.

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it was a tv channel or anything else? you'd have to ask why they'd be playing a tv channel that promotes-

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but creationism is not catholic doctrine.

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i'm not saying it. i completely agree with you.

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yeah, for real. but, i mean,

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it wouldn't surprise me if that somehow snuck on to the channel.

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T-UW1 F-AY1 V-W-AH1-N T-UW1 EY1 T-W-AH1 N-EY1-T S-EH1 V-AH0-N TH-R-IY1 Z-IH1 R-OW0


so i have a couple of quick stories. first story.

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i was a victim. because at the time i didn't know how to change it back. i was a victim.

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you're a victim?


different web design company than i do now. i, what we call puppy hopped. so if you search

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a worker- whoa. hang on. you know there's a website that's puppyhop.me.

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future reference. just for future reference. next time we talk about a story like this, can we just go straight to the, it was a fuck?

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not that, not that your stories are touching and heartfelt, but

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let's be serious here. you are dead right. outside of all the hassle we're given daniel because he deserves it for missing so many episodes.

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three that the it administrator even had the system set up so it could be somebody's last fucking name.

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altering, changing anything, or accessing a computer system that you do not have permission to protect it or not is a crime.

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thing gets blown out of fucking proportion.

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this is a university, a place of higher education.

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i hate to say it, right?


yep. now, to be fair, this was only a small group of students that did this, and they did it on their own. they didn't do it with any support, or they didn't contact any

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of the other. they did a lot of things wrong, too. right? they should have went to their students union. they should have went to town hall meetings. they should have asked

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other students of color whether or not the same thing was happening to them. but my point is that, remember the clorox story that we talked about?

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yes. all right. so you missed it last week, right? ios 8.3 came out. hundreds of new emoji. some of them have colored faces,

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right? clorox put out a picture of a bottle of clorox made of emoji.

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i think it was a racist remark. and i think the point that i'm getting to is, in our current,

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or if i was black because he was white and he would know, this is part of the education process, right?

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that attitude is a byproduct of the whole tenure system.

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i say, let's wrap this up. this has been great.

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but most importantly, i want to thank you guys for being here for listening to us, for watching us, whether it's on itunes.

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and let's be honest. what are we about here? we're about pissing people off. so help us piss off the [inaudible 00:06:50].

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yeah. i mean, it doesn't matter where you are. if you're working in a doctor's office.

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so, gentlemen, any last words for our beloved and new listeners, now that daniel's out. steve,

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i'm just thinking, and this is for daniel's benefit. right? do you know how that kid entered that password?

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and here's the show.


i don't think the people who listen to this show have much of a god fearing thing. they listen to this show. so

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there are some people, there are some people where it's like, where you can see them getting legitimately mad when they ask for, "yeah, i'll have a sprite." 7up?

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tie. anti-pepsi and anti-coke. it's like, where is your brain at? where... can't even. i can't even taste the difference.

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you can hear all of the,

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i put you here, man gets punched in the fucking face and dies.

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next year. there's going to be a shortage of soccer referees

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and punch in the face and fucking getting killed. it's not

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like don't give no fucks, but apparently soccer players now are threats. now i mentioned in the previous episode, we were talking about naked midgets. transition.

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oh, yeah, of course. of course. i would love to be tom cruise. drop the whole scientology,

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the same memories. they have all the thoughts now you.

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and kill you.


this is a fucking movie right here. oh, my god.

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dye your pubic hair pink for a year for $1,279 dollars.

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that elevator button, but what? who, i mean, like i know that a lot of people touch elevator...

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all right. all right. would you be willing to lap up a shot of vodka out of player one's? who's player one?

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the physical place. the four walls. i don't think that makes the home. i think people make the home. and that's serious moments with dustin. this is-

DH-AH0 F-IH1 Z-IH0 K-AH0-L P-L-EY1-S DH-AH0 F-AO1 R-W-AO1-L Z-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-M-EY1-K-S DH-AH0 HH-OW1 M-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K P-IY1 P-AH0-L M-EY1-K DH-AH0 HH-OW1 M-AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T-S S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T S-W-IH1-DH D-AH1-S T-IH0-N DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z


no, no food. i just need strippers and a water slide. all right. you got a good one for me?

N-OW1 N-OW1 F-UW1 D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D-S T-R-IH1 P-ER0 Z-AH0-N D-AH0 W-AO1 T-ER0 S-L-AY1 D-AO1-L R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-UH1 D-W-AH1-N F-AO1-R M-IY1


like, i mean, like there's so much more i can do with breasts on my back.

L-AY1 K-AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1-K DH-EH1-R-Z S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-M-AO1 R-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 W-IH1-DH B-R-EH1-S-T S-AA1-N M-AY1 B-AE1-K


what if there was the head in the box?

W-AH1 T-IH1-F DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 HH-EH1 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AA1-K-S


this is going to be nuts. okay. so,

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 N-AH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1


look, microphone, cup of water, ipad recording podcast.

L-UH1 K-M-AY1 K-R-AH0 F-OW2-N K-AH1 P-AH1 V-W-AO1 T-ER0 IH0 P-AA1 D-R-AH0 K-AO1-R D-IH0-NG P-OW1-D K-AE2-S-T


and big pools. big nuts. so lots of goodness there. you can... it's actually

AH0-N-D B-IH1-G P-UW1-L-Z B-IH1 G-N-AH1-T-S S-OW1 L-AA1-T S-AH1-V G-UH1 D-N-AH0-S DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-IH1-T S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0


over the weekend, a couple of sessions, i went and captured the audio and uploaded the audio for every episode of tokyo tonight.

OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 W-IY1 K-EH2-N D-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V S-EH1 SH-AH0-N Z-AY1 W-EH1-N T-AH0-N-D K-AE1-P CH-ER0-D DH-AH0 AA1 D-IY0 OW2 AH0-N D-AH0 P-L-OW1 D-AH0-D DH-AH0 AA1 D-IY0 OW2 F-AO1 R-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 EH1 P-AH0 S-OW2 D-AH1-V T-OW1 K-IY0 OW2 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


we've had more or less a real miss. my concert,

W-IY1-V HH-AE1 D-M-AO1 R-AO1-R L-EH1 S-AH0 R-IY1-L M-IH1 S-M-AY1 K-AA1-N S-ER0-T


man. call a grand jury.

M-AE1-N K-AO1 L-AH0 G-R-AE1-N-D JH-UH1 R-IY0


wait a minute. this thing is just not being cooperative.

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T DH-IH1-S TH-IH1 NG-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S T-N-AA1-T B-IY1 IH0-NG K-OW0 AA1 P-ER0 EY2 T-IH0-V


so apparently the name was the most popular kanji character. they don't show it here, but i see it's a two-character

S-OW1 AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 DH-AH0 N-EY1 M-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T P-AA1 P-Y-AH0 L-ER0 K-AE1-N JH-IY0 K-EH1 R-IH0-K T-ER0 DH-EY1 D-AA1-N-T SH-OW1 IH1-T HH-IY1-R B-AH1 T-AY1 S-IY1 IH1-T S-AH0 T-W-AA1 K-ER0 EY2-K T-ER0


reason whatsoever. it's, anyway. okay.

R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-W-AH2-T S-OW0 EH1 V-ER0 IH1-T S-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 OW2 K-EY1


it makes it look very much like maori to me, and maori sounds a lot like japanese, actually. in fact, they are very similar languages.

IH1 T-M-EY1-K S-IH1 T-L-UH1-K V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1 CH-L-AY1 K-M-AW1 R-IY0 T-UW1 M-IY1 AH0-N D-M-AW1 R-IY0 S-AW1-N-D Z-AH0 L-AA1 T-L-AY1-K JH-AE2 P-AH0 N-IY1 Z-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH0-N F-AE1-K-T DH-EY1 AA1-R V-EH1 R-IY0 S-IH1 M-AH0 L-ER0 L-AE1-NG G-W-AH0 JH-AH0-Z


that's kind of small.


speaker 1: ...lastly, so [inaudible] to come back.

S-P-IY1 K-ER0 W-AH1 N-L-AE1-S T-L-IY0 S-OW1 IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L T-UW1 K-AH1-M B-AE1-K


she has balance. jesse, have you ever done yoga?

SH-IY1 HH-AE1-Z B-AE1 L-AH0-N-S JH-EH1 S-IY0 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 D-AH1 N-Y-OW1 G-AH0


i mean i cooked a lot when i was your age but i can't really talk shit because the only thing i think i ever cook in this apartment is mac and cheese or quesadillas.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 K-UH1-K T-AH0 L-AA1 T-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-Y-AO1 R-EY1-JH B-AH1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 T-AO1-K SH-IH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 TH-IH1 NG-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 K-UH1 K-IH0-N DH-IH1 S-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-IH1 Z-M-AE1 K-AH0-N-D CH-IY1 Z-AO1-R K-W-EH2-S D-EY1 L-AH0-S


and then when i leave. that doesn't fly, right?

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-EH1 N-AY1 L-IY1-V DH-AE1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T F-L-AY1 R-AY1-T


oh god. so they announced that they were going to do 3 eps instead of...

OW1 G-AA1-D S-OW1 DH-EY1 AH0 N-AW1-N-S-T DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 TH-R-IY1 EH1-P S-IH0-N-S T-EH1 D-AH1-V


they're also a band that has showed, if anything, a complete, absolute no giving of any fucks about staying in the news cycle.

TH-EH1 R-AO1-L S-OW0 AH0 B-AE1-N-D DH-AE1-T HH-AE1-Z SH-OW1 D-IH1 F-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH0 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-AE1-B S-AH0 L-UW2 T-N-OW1 G-IH1 V-IH0 NG-AH1 V-EH1 N-IY0 F-AH1-K S-AH0 B-AW1-T-S T-EY1 IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0 N-UW1-Z S-AY1 K-AH0-L


remember when we pledged not to do dating advice on this?

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1 N-W-IY1 P-L-EH1-JH D-N-AA1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 D-EY1 T-IH0 NG-AE0-D V-AY1 S-AA1-N DH-IH1-S


yeah, it's not as good and exciting as the one before. the one before was truly a masterpiece. joey sturgis killed.

Y-AE1 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AE1-Z G-UH1 D-AH0-N D-IH0-K S-AY1 T-IH0 NG-AE1-Z DH-AH0 W-AH1-N B-IH0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 W-AH1-N B-IH0 F-AO1 R-W-AA1-Z T-R-UW1 L-IY0 AH0 M-AE1-S T-ER0 P-IY2-S JH-OW1 IY0-S T-ER1 JH-IH0-S K-IH1-L-D


and the production on the last one was just... it was nonstop excitement.

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 P-R-AH0 D-AH1-K SH-AH0 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-W-AH1 N-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-N-AA2-N-S T-AA1 P-IH0-K S-AY1 T-M-AH0-N-T


i might go to new jersey or new york, [inaudible 00:00:00:53],

AY1 M-AY1-T G-OW1 T-UW1 N-UW1 JH-ER1 Z-IY0 AO1-R N-UW1 Y-AO1-R K-IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 Z-IH1 R-OW0 T-UW1 Z-IH1 R-OW0 Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z Z-IH1 R-OW0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 TH-R-IY1 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


if i'm around. and we need to give you a little salute here just-

IH1 F-IH1 M-ER0 AW1-N D-AH0-N D-W-IY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L S-AH0 L-UW1-T HH-IY1-R JH-AH1-S-T


and when it's so damn wet you can't drive to the polling booth.

AH0-N D-W-EH1 N-IH1-T-S S-OW1 D-AE1 M-W-EH1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T D-R-AY1-V T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-OW1 L-IH0-NG B-UW1-TH


i was to recall it verbatim. i don't know how accurate any of that would have been. so it was to me, an experience of writing something totally fictional.

AY1 W-AA1-Z T-UW1 R-IH0 K-AO1 L-IH1-T V-ER0 B-EY1 T-AH0 M-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 AE1 K-Y-ER0 AH0 T-EH1 N-IY0 AH1-V DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N S-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z T-UW1 M-IY1 AE1 N-IH0-K-S P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-N S-AH1 V-R-AY1 T-IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 F-IH1-K SH-AH0 N-AH0-L


2014, it was released officially in july.

T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-AO1-R T-IY1 N-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IY0 L-IY1-S T-AH0 F-IH1 SH-AH0 L-IY0 IH0-N JH-UW2 L-AY1


i thought to wait some 50 years or so and traveled back to now, but scott, i'm here already. what would coming back here show?

AY1 TH-AO1-T T-UW1 W-EY1-T S-AH1-M F-IH1-F T-IY0 Y-IH1-R Z-AO1-R S-OW1 AH0-N-D T-R-AE1 V-AH0-L-D B-AE1-K T-UW1 N-AW1 B-AH1-T-S K-AA1 T-AY1 AE1-M HH-IY1 R-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 W-AH1 T-W-UH1-D K-AH1 M-IH0-NG B-AE1-K HH-IY1-R SH-OW1


i'll just take lots of pictures to clear away this foolishness. i'll sell my wasted time machine for what i have invested.

IH1-L JH-AH1-S-T T-EY1 K-L-AA1-T S-AH1-V P-IH1-K CH-ER0-Z T-UW1 K-L-IH1 R-AH0 W-EY1 DH-IH1-S F-UW1 L-IH0 SH-N-AH0 S-IH1-L S-EH1-L M-AY1 W-EY1-S T-AH0-D T-AY1-M M-AH0 SH-IY1-N F-AO1 R-W-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-IH0-N V-EH1-S T-AH0-D


so this is spring.


right? and you say that her workshops are always really good so...

R-AY1 T-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AE1-T HH-ER0 W-ER1-K SH-AA2-P S-AA1 R-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1-D S-OW1


i'm going to be looking... i might even have you a host the next one, put you on the spot, because that's my style. and i'm going to be looking for a really amazing return of the book fight.

IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AY1 M-AY1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 HH-OW1-S-T DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S T-W-AH1-N P-UH1 T-Y-UW1 AA1-N DH-AH0-S P-AA1-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z TH-AE1-T S-M-AY1-S T-AY1 L-AH0-N D-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0 NG-R-IH0 T-ER1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-UH1-K F-AY1-T


okay. well, yes, that will definitely be happening. patrick and i were very sad not to have had the time to be able to fit it in this -

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-Y-EH1-S DH-AE1 T-W-IH1-L D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 B-IY1 HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0-NG P-AE1 T-R-IH0 K-AH0-N D-AY1 W-ER0 V-EH1 R-IY0 S-AE1 D-N-AA1-T T-UW1 HH-AE1-V HH-AE1-D DH-AH0 T-AY1-M T-UW1 B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 F-IH1 T-IH1 T-IH0-N DH-IH1-S


all right. well, what i really wanted to ask, for my first question was, how did you get your first job in live events?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1 L-W-AH1 T-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 AE1-S-K F-AO1-R M-AY1 F-ER1-S-T K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-W-AA1-Z HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-Y-AO1-R F-ER1-S-T JH-AA1 B-IH0 N-L-AY1 V-IH0 V-EH1-N-T-S


you experienced, you're gone. now, if you utilize the practices in this guidance,

Y-UW1 IH0-K-S P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-N-S T-Y-UH1-R G-AO1-N N-AW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 T-AH0 L-AY2-Z DH-AH0 P-R-AE1-K T-AH0 S-AH0 Z-IH0-N DH-IH1-S G-AY1 D-AH0-N-S


you have a defensible point saying that you're taking reasonably foreseeable actions.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 D-IH0 F-EH1-N S-AH0 B-AH0-L P-OY1-N-T S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-AH0 B-L-IY0 F-AO0-R S-IY1 AH0 B-AH0 L-AE1-K SH-AH0-N-Z


but maybe my resistance to getting involved is part of the problem.

B-AH1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 M-AY1 R-IH0 Z-IH1-S T-AH0-N-S T-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-IH0-N V-AA1-L-V D-IH1-Z P-AA1-R T-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M


team like ours to come together.

T-IY1 M-L-AY1 K-AW1 ER0-Z T-UW1 K-AH1-M T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


and i use the earplugs.i go to the audiologist. but there's obviously a big disconnect between what's written in this guide and the real world. so what's missing here?

AH0-N D-AY1 Y-UW1-Z DH-AH0 IH0-R P-L-UW1 S-IY0 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 AO1 D-IY0 OW0-L JH-EH2-S-T B-AH1-T DH-EH1-R Z-AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 AH0 B-IH1-G D-IH0-S K-AH0 N-EH1-K-T B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-W-AH0-T S-R-IH1 T-AH0 N-IH0-N DH-IH1-S G-AY1 D-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 R-IY1 L-W-ER1-L-D S-OW1 W-AH0-T S-M-IH1 S-IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


and then do you, do you talk to your employees or contractors that you work with on these events about hearing protection or are you involved in some way?

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-AO1 R-EH0-M P-L-OY1 IY0 Z-AO1-R K-AA1-N T-R-AE2-K T-ER0-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-ER1 K-W-IH1 DH-AA1-N DH-IY1 Z-IH0 V-EH1-N-T S-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-IY1 R-IH0-NG P-R-AH0 T-EH1-K SH-AH0 N-AO1 R-AA1 R-Y-UW1 IH0-N V-AA1-L-V D-IH0-N S-AH1 M-W-EY1


i like it. i don't want to call it a leg.

AY1 L-AY1 K-IH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 K-AO1 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-EH1-G


in her book, she says that everyone must have personal liability insurance in the uk, but i hardly knew anyone who carries it in the u.s.

IH0-N HH-ER0 B-UH1-K SH-IY1 S-EH1-Z DH-AE1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N M-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L L-AY2 AH0 B-IH1 L-IH0 T-IY0 IH0-N SH-UH1 R-AH0-N S-IH0-N DH-AH0 AH1-K B-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AA1-R D-L-IY0 N-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N HH-UW1 K-AE1 R-IY0 Z-IH1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 AH1-S


pick your own is a great way for people like me to use crowdfunding, to support their work.

P-IH1 K-Y-AO1 R-OW1 N-IH1 Z-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-W-EY1 F-AO1-R P-IY1 P-AH0-L L-AY1 K-M-IY1 T-UW1 Y-UW1-Z K-R-AW1-D F-AH0-N D-IH0-NG T-UW1 S-AH0 P-AO1-R-T DH-EH1 R-W-ER1-K


basically like an ongoing kick starter campaign where you can pledge a certain amount.

B-EY1 S-IH0 K-L-IY0 L-AY1 K-AE1 N-AA1-N G-OW2 IH0-NG K-IH1-K-S T-AA1-R T-ER0 K-AE0-M P-EY1 N-W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N P-L-EH1 JH-AH0 S-ER1 T-AH0 N-AH0 M-AW1-N-T


let's see, i have a question from -

L-EH1-T-S S-IY1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N F-R-AH1-M


or because we are going to be having a giveaway contest for the best gamers.

AO1-R B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IY1 AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 G-IH1 V-AH0 W-EY2 K-AA1-N T-EH0-S-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T G-EY1 M-ER0-Z


and today is going to be a, i can gain that. but first we're going to have a slightly extended spotlight for conquest-46. [crosstalk] this will be the last time you hear us talk about it.

AH0-N-D T-AH0 D-EY1 IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 AY1 K-AE1-N G-EY1-N DH-AE1-T B-AH1-T F-ER1-S T-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 S-L-AY1 T-L-IY0 IH0-K-S T-EH1-N D-AH0-D-S P-AA1 T-L-AY2-T F-AO1-R K-AA1-NG K-W-EH0-S T-N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0-V F-AO1-R T-IY0 S-IH1-K-S K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K DH-IH1 S-W-IH1-L B-IY1 DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-AY1 M-Y-UW1 HH-IY1 R-AH1-S T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


so conquest-46, a postmortem in gaming.

S-OW1 K-AA1-NG K-W-EH0-S T-N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0-V F-AO1-R T-IY0 S-IH1-K S-AH0 P-OW0-S T-M-AO1-R T-EH0 M-IH0-N G-EY1 M-IH0-NG


yes. it really was. it's amazing that this is a con that did not have gaming four years ago.

Y-EH1 S-IH1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1 Z-IH1-T S-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 K-AA1-N DH-AE1-T D-IH1 D-N-AA1-T HH-AE1-V G-EY1 M-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-Y-IH1-R Z-AH0 G-OW1


so as part of it, we were running some d&d adventurers league adventure modules that premiered at the convention.

S-OW1 AE1-Z P-AA1-R T-AH1 V-IH1 T-W-IY1 W-ER0 R-AH1 N-IH0-NG S-AH1-M D-IY1 D-IY1 AE0-D V-EH1-N CH-ER0 ER0 Z-L-IY1 G-AE0-D V-EH1-N CH-ER0 M-AA1 JH-UW0-L-Z DH-AE1-T P-R-EH0 M-IH1-R D-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-AH0-N V-EH1-N SH-AH0-N


no, they totally would have done it. there were people that would absolutely have done it, but then i would have had to have fallen over and died. [crosstalk 00:03:58].

N-OW1 DH-EY1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V D-AH1 N-IH1-T DH-EH1 R-W-ER0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-W-UH1 D-AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 HH-AE1-V D-AH1 N-IH1-T B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V HH-AE1-D T-UW1 HH-AE1-V F-AA1 L-AH0 N-OW1 V-ER0 AH0-N-D D-AY1-D K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z TH-R-IY1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 EY1-T S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


but they were interesting adventures [crosstalk 00:03:59]. the four-hour adventure window, i have to say, is one of the toughest adventures i have ever seen.

B-AH1-T DH-EY1 W-ER0 IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0 NG-AE0-D V-EH1-N CH-ER0-Z K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z TH-R-IY1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 N-AY1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z DH-AH0 F-AO1-R HH-AW0 R-AE0-D V-EH1-N CH-ER0 W-IH1-N D-OW0 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-EY1 IH1 Z-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 T-AH1 F-AH0-S T-AE0-D V-EH1-N CH-ER0 Z-AY1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 V-ER0 S-IY1-N


i know it's actually printed with the castor and four other castors that are challenge ready too.

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 P-R-IH1-N T-AH0 D-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 K-AE1-S T-ER0 AH0-N-D F-AO1 R-AH1 DH-ER0 K-AE1-S T-ER0-Z DH-AE1 T-AA1-R CH-AE1 L-AH0-N JH-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1


[crosstalk 00:04:14]. but it was totally a misprint because they have the name of the challenge rating half -

K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z F-AO1-R M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R T-IY1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z B-AH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AH0 M-IH1-S P-R-IH0-N-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 N-EY1 M-AH1-V DH-AH0 CH-AE1 L-AH0-N JH-R-EY1 T-IH0-NG HH-AE1-F


cut the stat block for the - we figured it out. right.

K-AH1-T DH-AH0-S T-AE1-T B-L-AA1-K F-AO1-R DH-AH0 W-IY1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-IH1 T-AW1 T-R-AY1-T


we had a couple of magic events, including a draft with brandon sanderson, the author.

W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1 V-M-AE1 JH-IH0 K-IH0 V-EH1-N-T S-IH0-N K-L-UW1 D-IH0 NG-AH0 D-R-AE1-F T-W-IH1-DH B-R-AE1-N D-AH0-N S-AE1-N D-ER0 S-AH0-N DH-AH0 AO1 TH-ER0