and i took all of the reese's cup pumpkins out of the...

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well, yeah, because she was like, "i like peanut butter and chocolate together, but reese's are weird and dry." so they had these justin-

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she showed me one time and she was like, "i haven't done anything to this in over a month." and she had a couple of random straight hairs, but they were still there.

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is that all it costs? because i was seeing it for eight.

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i actually was really pissed off because i ordered.

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maybe it was delivered somewhere crazy or something. because on tracking, it just keeps telling me that it's expected on like-

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your favorite, your bff.

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leave afterwardsoh really?yeah.i didn't know that.i got [chit 00:03:06] hot and then he was like just-

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he was like, "what's going on?" and he was running up and down the fence line real hard.

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i've only met him three times. i've never met this person or what. i'm not going to say, "oh-

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but not like, old. they're not like our parents' age, but they're older than us a little bit.

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old enough to have a kid who's older than six.yeah.for sure.

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so that started off the weirdness. and then she said that she wasn't drinking, that she was only going to have two drinks because she had to drive home.

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you're putting yourself in danger. you're putting everyone on the road around you in danger. and now everybody at the party is like worried about you. but everyone there has been drinking so it's not like they're going to come find you.yeah.

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so i just hate when people do like that. so anyway, so they're gone and her brother starts saying, "man, i'm glad that fricking weirdo is gone." and we're like, "what?"

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i feel like maybe he came and sat in his lap because he said he was concerned because he touched him sexually.

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it was a little thing and they were like 7% alcohol or something and they were beer flavor.

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girl. and she was like, "bitch, you better get off me." i was like, "come on."

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a busy week, this past couple of weeks.or a busy.. you know what i'm trying to say. we've been doing things-

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i'm so busy i [crosstalk 00:04:27]

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i'm not going to listen to what you have to say.

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it's so funny. whenever they get mad, they just like headlock people. it reminds me, when you were down here, did you ever-

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guy who was with him?yeah.he has a younger brother who-

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actually, i don't know. i've never eaten anything that had mold on it so i don't know what mold tastes like.

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his address. i wonder if that's right. i wonder if that was really his address. i maybe just made the numbers up.

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but isn't scruff mcgruff kind of real, because he was made by people?

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they're going to duck.yeah.ew.

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hot tub, and-yeah, but they're like, "oh, make sure you sign your name for... we're having a drawing."

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oh, what the fuck?all this shit, and then... you know when i knew it was time to fucking go home? when they started karaoking let it go from frozen.

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that fucking dj didn't call my name one time, and they were giving away good shit, like a 40-pack of ghirardelli chocolate.yeah, man.not that i need them, but i wasn't going to say, "it's probably-

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... best that i didn't have any of those things, because they were really good-ass chocolate.my fucking kids like that shit.dude, fuck your kids. i would eat all that shit.

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okay, so he was-he was white.... one of these friendly uber drivers who just keeps talking.

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but he was talking shit. oh, he was like, "olive garden is the only place... you'll eat at olive garden if you're out on business, and that's the only thing that's next to your hotel," or something. something weird like that. i was like, "oh? okay."oh, really? yeah, yeah.

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yeah. so that uber driver was fucking crazy.oh.

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oh, yeah. so it was just holiday celebration all fucking weekend. did you do any special... didn't you and the girls do some kind of thing?

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this guy, he was super creepy and old and frail and fragile. and he was wearing some carhartt overalls, but-

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i don't know it wasn't good. so we're trying to get the fuck out of there, and-

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yeah, so everybody else got out, but we didn't. so we had to go get this creepy old man to help us get out. and he's like, "well it's because y'all drove through my fucking winner."

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because when you cut them down, they're kind of expensive.yeah.i think it was a $70 tree or something like that.well-

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he was trying to discourage us. he kept making it hard for us, thinking that we would give up. but we're like, "no."

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decorate with them, it is. if you're just a kid and making them, then you're just a kid. but if you're a kid and your parents are like-

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i never thought that popcorn was poor people shit. i thought it was a weird kentucky thing, though.no, because charlie brown and them did it, didn't they?

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how many places can you lose your fucking baby?

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this movie.okay, so for christmas movies, that's my favorite. but for christmas specials, i think frosty takes it.

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i feel like i'm like a little bit too young for them, though. i feel like-maybe. i think so.people my age know them.because i was technically-

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i love him to death, but it was just so funny that he said... i was like, "what are you- "

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oh, him. he was like, "remember when you kissed me passionately at the sweater party? that was the best five minutes of your life."

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so we walk up, and there's this old, elderly couple sitting on the patio. and we get closer to him, and i look over at the table. guess who's sitting at the goddamn table.is it-

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i have blue eyeliner and stuff. i'm not saying you can never put blue on, but if-

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oh, yeah. are you here for the party? he's like, "yeah, i'm the only one here." so we go over to their house. the door was unlocked. we let ourselves in. and it's just me and him sitting there. and you know-

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[crosstalk 00:03:16], maybe?well, so, i'm sitting here with this guy. this is what happened. her boyfriend took her on a-

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it was starting to get weird. i mean, he didn't do anything inappropriate whatsoever, but i started getting nervous. and i was like-

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it's either sad or an accomplishment, so i'm going to play it up. i'm going-

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it's like quitting your job, and you see it turn over. you're like, "yeah."

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celebration. i mean, wait, coming-out party. wait, celebration. wait, wait. i'm-

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essentially what it is... let me read the rules. object is to score the most points by giving three answers before the balls twist down the bottom of the timer. so i got this timer.

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you just aggressively set that down.all right.

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wars.civil war, the mexican-american war. goddammit.

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this is tough. okay.okay, okay.

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apple and mac?yeah.mac, macintosh, apple?

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don't be getting crazy up on our instagram.

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just a couple more.


of course, i could not tell you anything she was in now.all right. i mean, she's dead.name three computer software programs.

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java and windows.


twa?it's nothing.


but, i feel like those are the people that work at airport or something.

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you kind of have to, unless you're paralyzed.

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and i have an astigmatism in one eye. so that's eligible for laser surgery, but don't they-

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and technically what it is, they're like melting off parts of the inside of your eyeball.

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... what it was. i didn't think it was a bad thing. i thought it was just shining a light in your eye. and-

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anymore. that made me so upset.this has been an hour bonus.i'm going to cry.okay.

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you don't have a gun in someone's face so like, "get out of my way, bucko."

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nails and facials? is that what you said?yeah.or can you do waxing?

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excuse me. it's nails and skin? so they call it a dual specialty. i don't know.

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but i think that this is something that i really wanted to do so i felt like in a seven month period of time i could get licensed and then i could do nails on the side and-yeah.

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because they won't let me in without a license.

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i really well, i feel like i have this on again, off again, relationship with my guitar. it's not that i'll put it down and just never play it, but there'll be times that like-

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cmt country guys that, i actually don't hate everything that he does.

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so yeah, we had like over 3300 views the other... i think last time i checked was this morning. i haven't looked at it again recently, but i'm going to-

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i'm not busting you out, i'm just reminding you. remember that video that you posted where you were like, "hey, let's crush up cheetos and put them on dick."technic-

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like, what do you mean?okay. so i watched a fight.

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[crosstalk 00:01:47] i really like it.i mean, i guess that's interesting.

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we have tranquilizers now. and i mean, if you're not aiming to kill the animal, you just want to take it alive...that's a lot of work.five hundred years ago, how-

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and that's how the london zoo was formed because they moved all the animals out of the menagerie from the tower of london. but where-

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i mean, manly as fucking men. they just went out there and they're like, "we're going to get us bear. come on guys."

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logical. yeah.yeah.


where they would fight them and kill them. so, i mean, they were going through a lot of them. i feel like.

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say that you posted that thing just now. okay. this was the weirdest timing ever but it was really funny. mandy posted this video on our instagram page of the dude, what is his name?

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i didn't see who commented. i didn't pay attention. i just saw the comment. and i was like, "oh, i feel like cassie's going to get spicy."

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so this comic, and i'll put it up on the green screen so we can give it a proper shout out on instagram, but it's really fucking-

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so it was just somebody had typed something up and it said something along the lines of kids these days will never know the struggle because they didn't have to struggle with the lyrics to songs or whatever because you couldn't just google it back in the day.

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i feel like my lyrics are kind of better. yours at least kind of made sense, but double tire desire?

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i thought it was some kind of crazy technical term for gear head. so i was like, "all right, we'll sing it."

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no, you are [crosstalk 00:03:13] the one that told me.it wasn't me.okay. and then when the guy said, "one winged dove."yeah.i was like, "oh, that's not the one."

N-OW1 Y-UW1 AA1-R K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z TH-R-IY1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 T-IY1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z DH-AH0 W-AH1-N DH-AE1-T T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 D-AA1 T-IH1 T-W-AO1-S T-M-IY1 K-OW0 EY2 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-EH1-N DH-AH0 G-AY1 S-EH1 D-W-AH1 N-W-IH1-NG-D D-OW2 V-IY0 EY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 W-AH1-N


but that's really what i thought it was. i thought it was like a tribute to the rock and roll hall of fame.well-

B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AH1 T-AY1 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AY1 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 T-R-IH1 B-Y-UW0-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 R-AA1 K-AH0-N D-R-OW1-L HH-AO1 L-AH1-V F-EY1 M-W-EH2-L


jerks. actually, you know what? we haven't had any jerks. i'm talking shit for no reason, like we have a bunch of haters or something. everyone's super nice and fucking respectable.

JH-ER1-K S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 D-EH1 N-IY0 JH-ER1-K S-IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0-NG SH-IH1-T F-AO1-R N-OW1 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-L-AY1 K-W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V HH-EY1 T-ER0 Z-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-EH1 V-R-IY0 OW2 N-IH0-S S-UW1 P-ER0 N-AY1 S-AH0-N-D F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-R-IH0-S P-EH1-K T-AH0 B-AH0-L


pine trees down here in florida are really fucking bizarre looking. they're just gigantic and they look like dr. seuss trees or something, like they're all-

P-AY1-N T-R-IY1-Z D-AW1-N HH-IY1 R-IH0-N F-L-AO1 R-AH0 D-AH0 AA1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG B-AH0 Z-AA1-R L-UH1 K-IH0-NG TH-EH1-R JH-AH1-S-T JH-AY0 G-AE1-N T-IH0 K-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 L-UH1 K-L-AY1-K D-R-AY1-V S-UW1-S T-R-IY1 Z-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K TH-EH1 R-AO1-L


shit. it's a bunch of bullshit. that's what it is.i came here for a reason, you guys. that was to escape the cold.

SH-IH1 T-IH1-T S-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V B-UH1-L SH-IH2-T TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-IH1 T-AY1 Z-IY0 K-EY1-M HH-IY1-R F-AO1 R-AH0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z T-UW1 IH0-S K-EY1-P DH-AH0 K-OW1-L-D


we just, we were going to the grocery and we wanted to eat before we went to the-

W-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-IY1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 G-R-OW1 S-ER0 IY0 AH0-N D-W-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 IY1-T B-IH0 F-AO1 R-W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 DH-AH0


and for some reason, this particular restaurant plays this... they play authentic mexican music, like mariachi music and shit.

AH0-N-D F-AO1-R S-AH1 M-R-IY1 Z-AH0-N DH-IH1-S P-ER0 T-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-ER0 R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N-T P-L-EY1-Z DH-IH1-S DH-EY1 P-L-EY1 AH0 TH-EH1-N T-IH0 K-M-EH1-K S-AH0 K-AH0-N M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0 K-L-AY1 K-M-AA2 R-IY0 AA1 CH-IY0 M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0 K-AH0-N-D SH-IH1-T


so it sounded like weird, creepy carnival music. you know what i mean? it sounded like something that was intended to be creepy, but really mexican.

S-OW1 IH1-T S-AW1-N D-AH0 D-L-AY1 K-W-IH1-R-D K-R-IY1 P-IY0 K-AA1-R N-AH0 V-AH0-L M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0 K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-AW1-N D-AH0 D-L-AY1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH0-N T-EH1-N D-AH0-D T-UW1 B-IY1 K-R-IY1 P-IY0 B-AH1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 M-EH1-K S-AH0 K-AH0-N


nobody likes it, whatever. and you don't got to eat it.

N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 L-AY1-K S-IH1 T-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T G-AA1-T T-UW1 IY1 T-IH1-T


i don't have to use this fork, this utensil. you know what? i'm trying to work.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 Y-UW1-Z DH-IH1-S F-AO1-R-K DH-IH1 S-Y-UW1 T-AH0-N S-AH0 L-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 W-ER1-K


hey, i'm good to go. it's like a little burrito. it's like a little salad burrito.

HH-EY1 IH1-M G-UH1-D T-UW1 G-OW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-ER0 IY1 T-OW0 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L S-AE1 L-AH0-D B-ER0 IY1 T-OW0


let me start, how about...why don't you talk nice to him.

L-EH1 T-M-IY1-S T-AA1-R-T HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-IY0 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-N-AY1-S T-UW1 HH-IH1-M


actually i didn't really... my cheat day was supposed to be yesterday.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 M-AY1 CH-IY1-T D-EY1 W-AA1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2


i get in fights, okay?


that's like my new thing.country typo.country typo.

TH-AE1-T S-L-AY1 K-M-AY1 N-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AW2-N T-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 K-AA2-R-P T-AH0-N T-IY0 T-AY1 P-OW0


all right. i guess we should wrap this thing up.blue eye shadows and birthday parties.yeah. i got some things.all right.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 G-EH1 S-W-IY1 SH-UH1 D-R-AE1-P DH-IH1-S TH-IH1 NG-AH1-P B-L-UW2 AY1 SH-AE1 D-OW2 Z-AH0-N-D B-ER1-TH D-EY2 P-AA0-R T-IY1 SH-IY0 AH0 AY1 G-AA1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-AH0-L R-AY1-T


you guys don't even want it.if you listen to the show and you want to help us out ... because we have people that are like, "how can we help you guys out?" it's like, "go buy the fucking shit."god damn it, she's on the drink.

Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-W-AA1-N T-AY1 T-IH0 F-Y-UW1 L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 SH-OW1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 HH-EH1-L P-AH1 S-AW1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-AA1-R L-AY1-K HH-AW1 K-AE1 N-W-IY1 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AW1 T-IH1-T S-L-AY1-K G-OW1 B-AY1 DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG SH-IH1-T G-AA2-D D-AE1 M-IH1-T SH-EH1 S-AA1-N DH-AH0 D-R-IH1-NG-K


i had to take a shift and be aggressive, but then i felt bad about it.i feel like you're the aggressive bell ringer outside of the store.i was begging ... i know-

AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH0 SH-IH1-F T-AH0-N-D B-IY1 AH0 G-R-EH1 S-IH0-V B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 F-EH1-L-T B-AE1 D-AH0 B-AW1 T-AY1 T-IY0 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 AH0 G-R-EH1 S-IH0-V B-EH1-L R-IH1 NG-ER0 AW1-T S-AY1 D-AH1-V DH-AH0-S T-AO1 R-IY0 W-AA1-Z B-EH1 G-IH0 NG-AY1 N-OW1


celebrate thanksgiving. not everybody, but most people. if you don't really celebrate it for the reason of the holiday, then everyone wants to fucking eat. everybody's into that shit.yeah, that-

S-EH1 L-AH0 B-R-EY2-T TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG N-AA1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 B-AH1 T-M-OW1-S-T P-IY1 P-AH0 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-EH1 L-AH0 B-R-EY2 T-IH1-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 HH-AA1 L-AH0 D-EY2 DH-EH1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-IY1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 Z-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AE1-T SH-IH0 T-IY1 AH0 DH-AE1-T


you come up with one. do it.

Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-W-AH1-N D-UW1 IH1-T


we're not trying to be dicks, but that's just not really what our show is about.

W-ER0 N-AA1-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 D-IH1-K-S B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AH1 T-AW1 ER0 SH-OW1 IH1 Z-AH0 B-AW1-T


i'm thankful for my health, my family.

IH1-M TH-AE1-NG-K F-AH0-L F-AO1-R M-AY1 HH-EH1-L TH-M-AY1 F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0


i love those playtex gloves, the ones that have the designs on top. you got me hooked on them.

AY1 L-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z P-L-EY1 T-EH2-K-S G-L-AH1-V-Z DH-AH0 W-AH1-N-Z DH-AE1-T HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 D-IH0 Z-AY1-N Z-AA1-N T-AA1 P-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-M-IY1 HH-UH1-K T-AA1-N DH-EH1-M


i actually just made something up, but it made me uncomfortable to say it out loud.

AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-M-EY1-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH1-P B-AH1 T-IH1 T-M-EY1 D-M-IY1 AH0-N K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0-L T-UW1 S-EY1 IH1 T-AW1 T-L-AW1-D


without a glass of water or hot pop, bitch. you ain't get no pop either.

W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-AH0 G-L-AE1 S-AH1 V-W-AO1 T-ER0 AO1-R HH-AA1-T P-AA1-P B-IH1 CH-Y-UW1 EY1-N-T G-EH1 T-N-OW1 P-AA1 P-IY1 DH-ER0


this moth is flying around, and she's swatting at it. it kamikaze dive bombs right into her plate. it was kind of fucked up. i was like, "oh, shit, that sucks." but-

DH-IH1 S-M-AO1 TH-IH1-Z F-L-AY1 IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-AH0-N-D SH-EH1-S S-W-AA1 T-IH0 NG-AE1 T-IH1 T-IH1-T K-AA2 M-AH0 K-AA1 Z-IY0 D-AY1-V B-AA1-M Z-R-AY1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 HH-ER0 P-L-EY1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z K-AY1-N D-AH1-V F-AH1-K T-AH1 P-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-OW1 SH-IH1-T DH-AE1-T S-AH1-K-S B-AH1-T


i'm talking like scarlet o'hara. like ... i thought she was going to faint. then she started crying and-

IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K-S K-AA1-R L-AH0 T-OW0 HH-EH1 R-AH0 L-AY1 K-AY1 TH-AO1-T SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-EY1-N-T DH-EH1-N SH-IY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D K-R-AY1 IH0 NG-AH0-N-D


i am mad now. i get so mad about stuff that ...i'm going to come over your house and crack every egg on your counter.i don't-

AY1 AE1-M M-AE1 D-N-AW1 AY1 G-EH1-T S-OW1 M-AE1 D-AH0 B-AW1-T-S T-AH1-F DH-AE1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AH1 M-OW1 V-ER0 Y-AO1-R HH-AW1 S-AH0-N-D K-R-AE1 K-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 EH1 G-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R K-UW0-N T-EH1 R-IY0 D-AA1-N-T


just a way of cracking eggs. it's either on the bowl and you get eggshells in your food and have to pick them out, or you do it on-i-

JH-AH1-S T-AH0 W-EY1 AH1-V K-R-AE1 K-IH0 NG-EH1-G Z-IH1-T S-IY1 DH-ER0 AA1-N DH-AH0 B-OW1 L-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-EH1-G SH-EH2-L Z-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R F-UW1 D-AH0-N-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-IH1-K DH-EH1 M-AW1 T-AO1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-OW1 N-IY0


"mom, i told you to give me a break. i don't want to be around you. you're so fucking annoying. get away from me, and i mean it."whoa.

M-AA1 M-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 B-R-EY1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1 ER0 AW1-N D-Y-UW1 Y-UH1-R S-OW1 F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 N-OY1 IH0-NG G-EH1 T-AH0 W-EY1 F-R-AH1-M M-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-W-OW1


middle of the ... in a crowded store. everybody stopped and they were like, "what is she going to" ... i thought she was going to start beating her mother.

M-IH1 D-AH0 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 IH0 N-AH0 K-R-AW1 D-AH0-D-S T-AO1 R-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0-S T-AA1-P T-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 W-ER0 L-AY1 K-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z SH-IY1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 AY1 TH-AO1-T SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1-S T-AA1-R-T B-IY1 T-IH0-NG HH-ER0 M-AH1 DH-ER0


"the hospital on thanksgiving last year, and now this. all you do is ruin the holidays."

DH-AH0 HH-AA1-S P-IH2 T-AH0 L-AA1-N TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0 NG-L-AE1-S T-Y-IH1 R-AH0-N D-N-AW1 DH-IH1 S-AO1 L-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 Z-R-UW1 AH0-N DH-AH0 HH-AA1 L-AH0 D-EY2-Z


the lady might've been drunk or something. she was real belligerent, and it was early in the afternoon. it was like 2:00 in the afternoon, and she was fucking buck. i was like-

DH-AH0 L-EY1 D-IY0 M-IY1 T-AH0-V B-IH1-N D-R-AH1-NG K-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-R-IY1-L B-AH0 L-IH1 JH-ER0 AH0-N T-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-ER1 L-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 AE2-F T-ER0 N-UW1 N-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K T-UW1 AH0 K-L-AA1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 AE2-F T-ER0 N-UW1 N-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z F-AH1 K-IH0-NG B-AH1 K-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K


be in my hometown now. louisville is embarrassing the fuck out of me.

B-IY1 IH0-N M-AY1 HH-OW1-M T-AW2-N N-AW1 L-UW1 IY0 V-IH2 L-IH1 Z-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0 S-IH0-NG DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-AW1 T-AH1 V-M-IY1


it's not just louisville. somebody got shot in a mall parking lot over a parking spot, shot and killed.

IH1-T S-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S T-L-UW1 IY0 V-IH2-L S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 G-AA1-T SH-AA1 T-IH0 N-AH0 M-AO1-L P-AA1-R K-IH0 NG-L-AA1 T-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 P-AA1-R K-IH0-NG-S P-AA1-T SH-AA1 T-AH0-N-D K-IH1-L-D


it's a staple gun, but it was making you nervous. you didn't like it.mm-mm (negative). i didn't like it. it was giving me some kind of aneurysm.yeah, the other day-

IH1-T S-AH0-S T-EY1 P-AH0-L G-AH1-N B-AH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 N-ER1 V-AH0 S-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-L-AY1 K-IH1 T-M-AH0-M N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0 V-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-L-AY1 K-IH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z G-IH1 V-IH0-NG M-IY1 S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AE2 N-IY0 R-UW1 M-IH0 SH-IY0 AH0 DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 D-EY1


i wonder where that snake is, for real, now that you're talking about that. because all the shit that's around your tree is real viney and looks like a snake, so it could-

AY1 W-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH1-R DH-AE1-T S-N-EY1 K-IH1-Z F-AO1-R R-IY1-L N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AO1-L DH-AH0 SH-IH1-T TH-AE1-T S-ER0 AW1-N D-Y-AO1-R T-R-IY1 IH1 Z-R-IY1-L V-AY1 N-IY0 AH0-N D-L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-AH0 S-N-EY1-K S-OW1 IH1-T K-UH1-D


you know what's going to happen is, if you fall, i'm not going to be able to do anything except just be fallen upon.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH1 Z-IH1 F-Y-UW1 F-AO1 L-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 D-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-IH0-K S-EH1-P-T JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 F-AA1 L-AH0 N-AH0 P-AA1-N


we were-we thought that the snake might've been in jungle.so we were like-

W-IY1 W-EH1 R-UW0 TH-AO1-T DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 S-N-EY1 K-M-IY1 T-AH0-V B-IH1 N-IH0-N JH-AH1-NG G-L-AH0 S-OW0 W-IY1 W-ER0 L-AY1-K


everybody's booty dancing and i'm like-

EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0-Z B-UW1 T-IY0 D-AE1-N S-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-IH1 M-L-AY1-K


i have no idea what the parameters are. i know there are actual lines.thousands, i-

AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 W-AH1-T DH-AH0 P-ER0 AE1 M-AH0 T-ER0 Z-AA1 R-AY1 N-OW1 DH-EH1 R-AA1 R-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0-L L-AY1 N-AH0-S T-W-AA2-N-D S-IH0 Z-AY1


make thousands of dollars a year.thousands of-i will-

M-EY1-K TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D Z-AH1-V D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-AH0 Y-ER1 TH-OW0 S-EY2 D-AH0-N-D Z-OW1 F-IY0 W-IH1-L


all right. we're back. i like doing that. that feels satisfying.it's like those-

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-ER0 B-AE1 K-AY1 L-AY1-K D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AE1-T DH-AE1-T F-IY1-L-Z S-AE2 T-IH0-S F-IH1 JH-IH0-N-T S-L-AY1-K DH-OW1-Z


i didn't kick with the inside of my shin. that first kick was just really hard, like-

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T K-IH1 K-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 IH0-N S-AY1 D-AH1 V-M-AY1 SH-IH1-N DH-AE1-T F-ER1-S-T K-IH1 K-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-R D-L-AY1-K


yeah. i'm like, "no, you" ... then i just looked at her, i'm like, "it just didn't work out." she go, "oh, he cheat?" i said, "yeah."oh, boy.she goes, "mine too, girl. it don't matter if you doctor, you hot, you skinny, you fine, they cheat. they all cheat."

Y-AE1 IH1 M-L-AY1 K-N-OW1 Y-UW1 DH-EH1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-UH1-K T-AE1-T HH-ER0 IH1 M-L-AY1 K-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-ER1 K-AW1-T SH-IY1 G-OW1 OW1 HH-IY1 CH-IY1 T-AY1 S-EH1 D-Y-IY1 HH-UW0 B-OY1-SH G-OW1 Z-M-AY1-N T-UW1 G-ER1 L-IH1-T D-AA1-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-K T-ER0 Y-UW1 HH-AA1 T-Y-UW1-S K-IH1 N-IY0 Y-UW1 F-AY1-N DH-EY1 CH-IY1-T DH-EY1 AO1-L CH-IY1-T


she goes, "i gave mine three chances, three chances and he could not stay off the internet, girl. i had to say buh-bye."

SH-IY1 G-OW1 Z-AY1 G-EY1 V-M-AY1-N TH-R-IY1 CH-AE1-N S-AH0-Z TH-R-IY1 CH-AE1-N S-AH0 Z-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 K-UH1 D-N-AA1-T-S T-EY1 AO1-F DH-AH0 IH1-N T-ER0 N-EH2-T G-ER1 L-AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 S-EY1 B-UW1 B-IY0


it's like, "i'm just here for a physical," whatever.

IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T HH-IY1-R F-AO1 R-AH0 F-IH1 Z-IH0 K-AH0 L-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0


i'm just really excited because there's all these really good comedy-

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it's either there or gainesville, and gainesville is just a college town. there's nothing else there, so i really would not want to spend the night there, really. plus, i'm almost 30 years old, so i feel like everyone would be like-

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"kind of bullshit is this? this doesn't even look like a real id. this looks like shit." i'm like, "it's"-

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people.i don't think they were, because i remember i was ... i didn't even think about it, and i went to the-

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it's been a long time coming. fuck you. it's like-

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basically, in this weird way, he is the whipping boy.

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he didn't really do anything that bad. fuck everybody. everyone's crazy. i identify with that situation. i think that goes hand in hand with the acting-

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he wanted to shake up politics so bad that he was willing to be the martyr to do it.

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the thing. a lot of people aren't going to like me saying it just because it's going to sound pro-trump, and i'm not, just so that we start this off on the right foot.

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but i would like more details on that. does he really think that-

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but even as of monday of this week, almost a week after the election, people were still-

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... crying his eyes out, fucking hyperventilating. he's trying to follow her home and she's screaming at him and his little brother is crying and dragging her for fucking-

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... what everyone knew was a shady ass project.

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i mean, not everybody, but most people knew that the whole election-

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... half the time, especially in the primaries, they just get the... they're like, "who wants a shot?" and they're like, "i'll have a go."

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the whole time everyone was saying, "if you're voting for a third party, you're wasting your vote." but then on election night when it started to swing in donald trump's-

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... and because i did take the time to research what he's into and what he's not. do i agree with everything that gary johnson wanted? no, not everything. there were a couple things that i thought were bullshit and i didn't care for but-

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... most things, he lined up with my views. i was like, "hey, he represents what i like. i'm going to vote for him."

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gotten a real view of what he thought and even jill stein, what they thought, if they would have let them into the debate.

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imagine, imagine. look at how many people-

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... voted for a third party and they didn't even let those motherfuckers debate. and-

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... you just randomly sent me a picture of that. and i was like, "what the fuck is this?"can you tell what it was?i mean, i knew it was a cat, but it looked kind of evil.

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it was all black.fucking out of here.my cat is all black with white.

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what was that from? maybe it was just its own thing. i mean, it was an older cartoon, right?

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yeah, well. good to know.i just-

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well, i was watching the stand up and she was talking about all the shit that women do and they always get together and talk about the weather like, "it is so hot outside." or whatever. and i was like, "yeah, we do always-

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[crosstalk 00:02:00] it was early.it was completely dark at six o'clock tonight. and i swear, i saw a thing online today that said football season is halfway over after this week. and i was like, "it-

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did it just start?... just started." and it's 16 weeks, football's been on for eight.

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felt like it was cheesy. i was like, "is that really what you want to do?" is like, "not even cook on the holidays, either."

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political. i just posted like, "voted today." and somebody was like, "trump?" i feel like there were trying to-

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... put a dead mink on her head. with the coloration, it was a fur-

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... and be like, "well, look at this. look at me, i'm hurting. i'm special. look at me taking care of this hurt special person because i'm a good person. selfie is [inaudible 00:02:45]."

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your fucking marital problems, how you're trying to control her life into the polling station.

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and just kind of looking straight forward. she's wiggling and digging in her nose and you know that he sees everything that she's doing.

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but the first thing that i noticed is she's knuckle deep, in her nose. and then she takes it out and wipes it on her daddy's lips. and i was like,-

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it was a while ago. i thought i told you about it.no.it was really fucked up. i was like, "oh."

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he was like, "look at your baby's eyes. look at the petite [tia 00:03:19]. and i'm like,-

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"i'm really sorry. he just won't stop." and they work at publix. they have to kiss your ass so like, "oh no, it's fine."

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like every kid being diagnosed with fucking autism. i think a lot of-

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... cheerios. so i'm out there and i'm having a good time and then i hear them ring the bell.

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and i'm like, "i lost this. i lost this inner tube. why? what's going on?" and i ran back up around-

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i ran up to her and i'm like, "hey, who was that? was that one of mike's friends?" and she was like, "what are you talking-

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dmt and near-death experiences and stuff. and i'm like,-

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i played it for about an hour and then i put it down and i never went back.

AY1 P-L-EY1 D-IH1-T F-AO1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-AE1 N-AW1 ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 P-UH1 T-IH1-T D-AW1 N-AH0-N D-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 W-EH1-N-T B-AE1-K


oh my god. you sure the fuck did.yeah, man.i don't want to let you get arrested and say where or how any of this happened.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-R DH-AH0 F-AH1-K D-IH0 D-IY1 AH0 M-AA1 N-IY0 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 L-EH1 T-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-ER0 EH1-S T-AH0 D-AH0-N-D S-EY1 W-EH1 R-AO1-R HH-AW1 EH1 N-IY0 AH1-V DH-IH1-S HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


i see, because it is ego death. i mean, remember we had the conversation and we were like,-

AY1 S-IY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1 T-IH1 Z-IY1 G-OW0 D-EH1 TH-AY1 M-IY1 N-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-IY1 HH-AE1-D DH-AH0 K-AA2-N V-ER0 S-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N D-W-IY1 W-ER0 L-AY1-K


that explains and so crazy to say.

DH-AE1 T-IH0-K-S P-L-EY1-N Z-AH0-N-D S-OW1 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 T-UW1 S-EY1


yeah. but it was just a sea of mouths and vaginas and dicks and asses. but it was this constant-

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-IY1 AH1 V-M-AW1-TH S-AH0-N-D V-AH0 JH-IY1 N-AH0 S-AH0-N-D D-IH1-K S-AH0-N D-AE1 S-AH0-Z B-AH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-IH1-S K-AA1-N-S T-AH0-N-T


my brain took a moment to remember it, almost and in detail and-

M-AY1 B-R-EY1-N T-UH1 K-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T T-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 IH1 T-AO1-L M-OW2-S T-AH0-N D-IH0-N D-IH0 T-EY1 L-AH0-N-D


it was so strange. but they were all,-

IH1 T-W-AA1-Z S-OW1-S T-R-EY1-N-JH B-AH1-T DH-EY1 W-ER0 AO1-L


"yeah. it was great." and i'm like, "why am i talking to these things?" but i'm talking to them. i'm like, "yeah, it was a really intense."

Y-AE1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z G-R-EY1 T-AH0-N D-IH1 M-L-AY1 K-W-AY1 AE1 M-AY1 T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-IY1-Z TH-IH1-NG-Z B-AH1 T-IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-EH1 M-IH1 M-L-AY1 K-Y-AE1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-N T-EH1-N-S


i can't even describe it. i can look out and i see all of these tiny dots and you know that each one of those dots...

AY1 K-AE1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N D-IH0-S K-R-AY1 B-IH1 T-AY1 K-AE1 N-L-UH1 K-AW1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 S-IY1 AO1 L-AH1-V DH-IY1-Z T-AY1 N-IY0 D-AA1-T S-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-IY1 CH-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z D-AA1-T-S


our own version of whatever i am to you and...

AW1 ER0 OW1-N V-ER1 ZH-AH0 N-AH1 V-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 AY1 AE1-M T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N-D


i'm like, "oh god," and i freak out. and it was...

IH1 M-L-AY1 K-OW1 G-AA1 D-AH0-N D-AY1 F-R-IY1 K-AW1 T-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z


... like he was my guardian or something, not a guardian angel, but just something that was just there to make sure that i didn't fuck anything up or something. that was what it felt like. it didn't feel like something that...

L-AY1-K HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 G-AA1-R D-IY0 AH0 N-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG N-AA1 T-AH0 G-AA1-R D-IY0 AH0 N-EY1-N JH-AH0-L B-AH1-T JH-AH1-S-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T DH-EH1-R T-UW1 M-EY1-K SH-UH1-R DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T F-AH1 K-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH1 P-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-T F-EH1-L T-L-AY1 K-IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T F-IY1-L L-AY1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T


... and i only broke through about three or four.

AH0-N D-AY1 OW1 N-L-IY0 B-R-OW1-K TH-R-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T TH-R-IY1 AO1-R F-AO1-R


it's not even...


it's very humbling. if you can take all the shitty collective experiences that you've had and say, "you know what, i had to..."

IH1-T-S V-EH1 R-IY0 HH-AH1-M B-AH0 L-IH0 NG-IH1 F-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-EY1 K-AO1-L DH-AH0 SH-IH1 T-IY2 K-AH0 L-EH1-K T-IH0 V-IH0-K-S P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-N S-IH0-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1-V HH-AE1 D-AH0-N-D S-EY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1


well, you see, what happened was i wanted to go to the spirit realm.right.and the only way to get there is with a blowtorch apparently.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-IY1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-W-AA1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0-S P-IH1 R-AH0 T-R-IY2 AH0-L M-AO1-R D-M-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-EY1 T-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-W-IH1 DH-AH0 B-L-OW1 T-AO2-R CH-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0


and they didn't stop the whole time. they must have really good arm strength because i was thinking about that.

AH0-N-D DH-EY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T-S T-AA1-P DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L T-AY1-M DH-EY1 M-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 V-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1 D-AA1-R-M-S T-R-EH1-NG-K-TH B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


i'm looking around like, "that's kind of weird. there's nobody in."

IH1 M-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-L-AY1-K TH-AE1-T-S K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-W-IH1-R-D DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 IH0-N


and i had it in my hand and i said, "guess what? somebody ruined my lunch."

AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1 D-IH1 T-IH0-N M-AY1 HH-AE1-N D-AH0-N D-AY1 S-EH1-D G-EH1 S-W-AH1-T S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 R-UW1 AH0-N D-M-AY1 L-AH1-N-CH


and then i was wondering why i was sitting there. so that made me even more mad. so i go in the kitchen and i slammed it in the door.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0 NG-W-AY1 AY1 W-AA1-Z S-IH1 T-IH0-NG DH-EH1-R S-OW1 DH-AE1 T-M-EY1 D-M-IY1 IY1 V-IH0-N M-AO1-R M-AE1-D S-OW1 AY1 G-OW1 IH0-N DH-AH0 K-IH1 CH-AH0 N-AH0-N D-AY1 S-L-AE1-M D-IH1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 D-AO1-R


buy some more foods and somebody doesn't think i need to eat lunch around here.

B-AY1 S-AH1-M M-AO1-R F-UW1-D Z-AH0-N-D S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 IY1 T-L-AH1-N CH-ER0 AW1-N-D HH-IY1-R


so i was so mad and there's nothing good to eat around my work.

S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-Z S-OW1 M-AE1 D-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG G-UH1-D T-UW1 IY1 T-ER0 AW1-N D-M-AY1 W-ER1-K


it totally takes all my credibility away now that i'm mad.i'm just trying to lighten the mood.

IH1-T T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 T-EY1-K S-AO1-L M-AY1 K-R-EH2 D-AH0 B-IH1 L-IH0 T-IY0 AH0 W-EY1 N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-M M-AE1 D-AH0-M JH-AH1-S-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AY1 T-AH0-N DH-AH0 M-UW1-D


and it was multiple people that would do this. they would just come in there and take a quick swig of a drink and leave. and it was always old new york men, like old fat...

AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AH1-L T-AH0 P-AH0-L P-IY1 P-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D D-UW1 DH-IH1-S DH-EY1 W-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T K-AH1 M-IH0-N DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D T-EY1 K-AH0 K-W-IH1-K S-W-IH1 G-AH1 V-AH0 D-R-IH1-NG K-AH0-N D-L-IY1 V-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-OW1-L D-N-UW1 Y-AO1-R K-M-EH1 N-L-AY1 K-OW1-L-D F-AE1-T


... on it. and i had just bitched about that, that morning. and then i put my lunch in there and someone fucked up my lunch. so i was ready to hit the fucking roof. i...

AA1 N-IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-D JH-AH1-S-T B-IH1-CH T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T DH-AE1 T-M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 P-UH1 T-M-AY1 L-AH1-N CH-IH0-N DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N F-AH1-K T-AH1 P-M-AY1 L-AH1-N-CH S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 HH-IH1-T DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-R-UW1 F-AY1


... probably went out to lunch right in front of my office manager. i was like, "i had..."

P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-EH1-N T-AW1-T T-UW1 L-AH1-N CH-R-AY1 T-IH0-N F-R-AH1-N T-AH1 V-M-AY1 AO1 F-AH0 S-M-AE1 N-AH0 JH-ER0 AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AY1 HH-AE1-D


all players begin masturbating immediately.

AO1-L P-L-EY1 ER0-Z B-IH0 G-IH1-N M-AE1-S T-ER0 B-EY2 T-IH0 NG-IH0 M-IY1 D-IY0 AH0 T-L-IY0


and the clean room players, shift her cloudy gaze from pile to pile. is it a trick...

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 K-L-IY1 N-R-UW1-M P-L-EY1 ER0-Z SH-IH1-F-T HH-ER0 K-L-AW1 D-IY0 G-EY1-Z F-R-AH1-M P-AY1-L T-UW1 P-AY1 L-IH1 Z-IH1 T-AH0 T-R-IH1-K


this is the worst game that's ever been created.okay. what did the us air drop to the children of afghanistan?

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 W-ER1-S-T G-EY1-M TH-AE1-T S-EH1 V-ER0 B-IH1-N K-R-IY0 T-EY1 K-AH0 D-EY0 W-AH1-T D-IH1-D DH-AH0 AH1 S-EH1-R D-R-AA1-P T-UW1 DH-AH0 CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0 N-AH1 V-AE0-F G-AE1 N-AH0-S T-AE2-N


oh my god, well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen...

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 L-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 JH-EH1-N T-AH0-L M-IH0-N


i don't know if i have 10 cards. i feel like i may have forgotten to get one. god dammit, why did i have to pick that card?

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 F-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-EH1-N K-AA1-R-D Z-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1 M-EY1 HH-AE1-V F-ER0 G-AA1 T-AH0-N T-UW1 G-EH1 T-W-AH1-N G-AA1-D D-AE1 M-IH0 T-W-AY1 D-IH1 D-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-IH1-K DH-AE1-T K-AA1-R-D


i don't know why any of these are options, they're all equally bad.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AY1 EH1 N-IY0 AH1-V DH-IY1 Z-AA1 R-AA1-P SH-AH0-N-Z TH-EH1 R-AO1 L-IY1 K-W-AH0 L-IY0 B-AE1-D


introducing the amazing superhero sidekick duo, it's blank and blank.

IH2-N T-R-AH0 D-UW1 S-IH0-NG DH-AH0 AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG S-UW2 P-ER0 HH-IY1 R-OW0 S-AY1-D K-IH2-K D-UW1 OW0 IH1-T-S B-L-AE1-NG K-AH0-N-D B-L-AE1-NG-K


close the door. shut it.close it. close it.don't let them in.

K-L-OW1-S DH-AH0 D-AO1-R SH-AH1 T-IH0 K-L-OW1 S-IH1-T K-L-OW1 S-IH1-T D-AH0-N T-L-EH1-T DH-EH1 M-IH0-N


and where's this church located? i need to get there.

AH0-N D-W-EH1-R-Z DH-IH1-S CH-ER1 CH-L-OW1 K-EY2 T-AH0 D-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-EH1-R


five of these. that would be fucking funny. okay.well you got to pick one.all right. i'm just going to do one.

F-AY1 V-AH1-V DH-IY1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG F-AH1 N-IY0 OW0 K-EY1 W-EH2 L-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 P-IH1 K-AA1 N-AH0-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 W-AH1-N


i get backstage passes and all.okay.

AY1 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K-S T-EY1-JH P-AE1 S-AH0 Z-AH0-N D-AE1 L-AH0 K-EY2


all right. i was going to say chunks of dead hitchhiker.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-EY1 CH-AH1-NG-K S-AH1-V D-EH1-D HH-IH1-CH HH-AY2 K-ER0


they said we were cram weeping. my eyes are just watering. all right. they said we were crazy. they said we couldn't put a fetus...

DH-EY1 S-EH1 D-W-IY1 W-ER0 K-R-AE1 M-W-IY1 P-IH0-NG M-AY1 AY1 Z-AA1-R JH-AH1-S T-W-AO1 T-ER0 IH0 NG-AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-EY1 S-EH1 D-W-IY1 W-ER0 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 DH-EY1 S-EH1 D-W-IY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T P-UH1 T-AH0 F-IY1 T-AH0-S


[inaudible 00:03:05]. don't do it to the baby.

IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z TH-R-IY1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-AY1-V S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z D-AA1-N-T D-UW1 IH1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0


oh, wait, where did my cards go? oh. man, i don't know which one i want. okay.

OW1 W-EY1 T-W-EH1-R D-IH1 D-M-AY1 K-AA1-R-D-Z G-OW1 OW1 M-AE1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-IH1 CH-W-AH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-N T-OW2 K-EY1


put some eyelashes on him and let him sting you.

P-UH1-T S-AH1 M-AY1 L-AE2 SH-IH0 Z-AA1-N HH-IH1 M-AH0-N D-L-EH1-T HH-IH1-M-S T-IH1 NG-Y-UW1


why you have to look at me like that? i have to read it and i would...

W-AY1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 R-EH1 D-IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 W-UH1-D


that grossed me out.


and i don't know why someone's face is so sticky that it'd cut someone's balls date.don't worry about it. don't ask questions you don't want answers to.oh my god.

AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AY1 S-AH1 M-OW2-N-Z F-EY1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1-S T-IH1 K-IY0 DH-AE1 T-AY1 T-AH0-D K-AH1-T S-AH1 M-OW2-N-Z B-AO1-L-Z D-EY1 T-AH0 D-AA2-N T-W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T D-AA1-N T-AE1-S-K K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N Z-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N T-AE1-N S-ER0-Z T-UW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D


you are so hot. okay.


they're both horrible. he may like both of them.

TH-EH1-R B-OW1-TH HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L HH-IY1 M-EY1 L-AY1-K B-OW1 TH-AH1-V DH-EH1-M


i never truly understood inserting a mason jar into my anus until i encountered dick cheney.

AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 T-R-UW1 L-IY0 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-UH1 D-IH0-N S-ER1 T-IH0 NG-AH0 M-EY1 S-AH0-N JH-AA1 R-IH0-N T-UW1 M-AY1 EY1 N-AH0 S-AH0-N T-IH1 L-AY1 IH0-N K-AW1-N T-ER0-D D-IH1-K CH-EY1 N-IY0


mtv's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities, living with heartwarming orphans.

T-EH1-V Z-N-UW1 R-IY0 AE1 L-AH0 T-IY0 SH-OW1 F-IY1 CH-ER0 Z-EY1 T-W-AA1-SH D-AH2-P S-AH0 L-EH1 B-R-IH0 T-IY0 Z-L-IH1 V-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH HH-AA1-R T-W-AO2-R M-IH0 NG-AO1-R F-AH0-N-Z


take one.oh god.they're both still living. thank you very much.i got 99 problems, but the boy scouts of america ain't one.

T-EY1 K-W-AH1 N-IY0 AH0 G-AA1-D TH-AY0-R B-OW1-TH-S T-IH1-L L-IH1 V-IH0-NG TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-UW1 K-IY0 G-AA1 T-N-AY1-N T-IY0 N-AY1-N P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M-Z B-AH1-T DH-AH0 B-OY1-S K-AW1-T S-AH1 V-AH0 M-EH1 R-AH0 K-AH0 EY1-N T-W-AH1-N


in m. night shyamalan's new movie, bruce willis discovered that bill nye, the science guy, had really been not wearing pants all along.

IH0 N-EH1-M N-AY1-T SH-AY1 M-AA0 L-AO2-N Z-N-UW1 M-UW1 V-IY0 B-R-UW1 S-W-IH1 L-IH0-S D-IH0-S K-AH1 V-ER0-D DH-AE1-T B-IH1-L N-AY1 DH-AH0 S-AY1 AH0-N-S G-AY1 HH-AE1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-IH1-N N-AA1 T-W-EH1 R-IH0-NG P-AE1-N-T S-AO1 L-AH0 L-AO1-NG


all right. this is going to be the last one you guys, because we've been doing this like forever and i think we got to stop soon. we got a pretty mighty pow.

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-W-AH1 N-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IY1-V B-IH1-N D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-L-AY1-K F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 AH0-N D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1-S T-AA1-P S-UW1 N-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 M-AY1 T-IY0 P-AW1


we've been doing this for a while now and i'll go ahead and make...

W-IY1-V B-IH1-N D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1-S F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L N-AW1 AH0-N D-IH1-L G-OW1 AH0 HH-EH1 D-AH0-N D-M-EY1-K


some guy with real hairy legs and a fucking condition. i don't know.

S-AH1-M G-AY1 W-IH1 DH-R-IY1-L HH-EH1 R-IY0 L-EH1-G Z-AH0-N D-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG K-AH0-N D-IH1 SH-AH0 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1


what are they going to do? are they going to stab? that's the only thing...

W-AH1 T-AA1-R DH-EY1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 AA1-R DH-EY1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1-S T-AE1-B TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG


oh, i don't like clowns at all, you guys.

OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1-K K-L-AW1-N Z-AE1 T-AO1 L-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


oh gosh.i understand why it took this long for people to get freaked out by clowns. i mean, i've been freaked out by clowns.me too. i feel like anybody would...

OW1 G-AA1 SH-IY0 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-W-AY1 IH1-T T-UH1-K DH-IH1 S-L-AO1-NG F-AO1-R P-IY1 P-AH0-L T-UW1 G-EH1-T F-R-IY1-K T-AW1-T B-AY1 K-L-AW1-N Z-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1-V B-IH1-N F-R-IY1-K T-AW1-T B-AY1 K-L-AW1-N-Z-M T-UW1 AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 W-UH1-D


that's what it seems like to me, it seems like a really creepy child predator type of power trip.

TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-IH1-T S-IY1-M Z-L-AY1-K T-UW1 M-IY1 IH1-T S-IY1-M Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 K-R-IY1 P-IY0 CH-AY1-L-D P-R-EH1 D-AH0 T-ER0 T-AY1 P-AH1-V P-AW1 ER0 T-R-IH1-P


you know when you see someone coming right at you, and you look over, and you see them, and they see you, and then you look away, but then they keep coming? i knew he was coming for me.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-IY1 S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-R-AY1 T-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-OW1 V-ER0 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 S-IY1 DH-EH1 M-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AH0 W-EY1 B-AH1-T DH-EH1-N DH-EY1 K-IY1-P K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AY1 N-UW1 HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z K-AH1 M-IH0-NG F-AO1-R M-IY1


he's like, "ma'am."oh, no.his face was so-

HH-IY1 Z-L-AY1 K-M-AA1 M-OW0 N-OW1 HH-IH0-S F-EY1 S-W-AA1-Z S-OW1


.. botox, because nothing else was moving except this humongous smile on his face.oh no.you know when people smile when they're talk... they're like-

B-OW1 T-AA2-K-S B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L S-W-AA1 Z-M-UW1 V-IH0 NG-IH0-K S-EH1-P-T DH-IH1-S HH-Y-UW0 M-AO1-NG G-AH0-S S-M-AY1 L-AA1-N HH-IH1-Z F-EY1-S HH-OW0 N-OY1 OW0 N-OW1 W-EH1-N P-IY1 P-AH0-L S-M-AY1 L-W-EH1-N TH-EH1-R T-AO1-K TH-EH1-R L-AY1-K


that's how it was. he was like, "so, we're talking about a..."

TH-AE1-T-S HH-AW1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K S-OW1 W-ER0 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH0


and i was like, "no." and he's like, "yeah, monday, four cars were broken into and this is what the culprits are doing, they look in-" and then he looks at my car and he goes, "see that right-"

AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-N-OW1 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 Z-L-AY1 K-Y-AE1 M-AH1-N D-IY0 F-AO1-R K-AA1-R Z-W-ER0 B-R-OW1 K-AH0 N-IH0-N T-UW1 AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 K-AH1-L P-R-IH0-T S-AA1-R D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-EY1 L-UH1 K-IH0 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N HH-IY1 L-UH1-K S-AE1 T-M-AY1 K-AA1 R-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 G-OW1-Z S-IY1 DH-AE1 T-R-AY1-T


.. there, how your purse is on the front seat? they're smashing windows, grabbing them, and taking off. how do you feel about that?"

DH-EH1-R HH-AW1 Y-AO1-R P-ER1 S-IH1 Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-R-AH1-N-T S-IY1-T TH-EH1-R S-M-AE1 SH-IH0 NG-W-IH1-N D-OW0-Z G-R-AE1 B-IH0-NG DH-EH1 M-AH0-N-D T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AO1-F HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 F-IY1 L-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


crazy, i would never think that would happen here. then he keeps explain to me. and i was like-

K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AY1 W-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D HH-AE1 P-AH0-N HH-IY1-R DH-EH1-N HH-IY1 K-IY1-P S-IH0-K-S P-L-EY1-N T-UW1 M-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K


"no, i'm never going to do this again." and he was like, "are you scared that these people are out here and that they hadn't been caught by police?"

N-OW1 IH1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-AH0 G-EH1 N-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AA1 R-Y-UW1-S K-EH1-R-D DH-AE1-T DH-IY1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1 R-AW1-T HH-IY1 R-AH0-N-D DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0-N-T B-IH1-N K-AA1-T B-AY1 P-AH0 L-IY1-S


well, yeah. they're bold enough to do this, who knows what they're capable of.

W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 TH-EH1-R B-OW1-L D-IH0 N-AH1-F T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1-S HH-UW1 N-OW1 Z-W-AH1-T TH-EH1-R K-EY1 P-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH1-V


i said, "in broad daylight? who knows what they're capable of."

AY1 S-EH1 D-IH0-N B-R-AO1-D D-EY1 L-AY2-T HH-UW1 N-OW1 Z-W-AH1-T TH-EH1-R K-EY1 P-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH1-V


he asked me for my full name, with spelling of last name. i was like-

HH-IY1 AE1-S-K T-M-IY1 F-AO1-R M-AY1 F-UH1-L N-EY1 M-W-IH1-DH-S P-EH1 L-IH0 NG-AH1 V-L-AE1-S T-N-EY1 M-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K


i should have known something was wrong when i saw some little white girls run into the arms-

AY1 SH-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-N-OW1-N S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-W-AA1 Z-R-AO1 NG-W-EH1 N-AY1 S-AO1 S-AH1 M-L-IH1 T-AH0 L-W-AY1-T G-ER1-L Z-R-AH1 N-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 AA1-R-M-Z


tell us all about that, i can't feel my face cause my botox is wearing off.

T-EH1 L-AH1 S-AO1 L-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N-T F-IY1-L M-AY1 F-EY1-S K-AA1 Z-M-AY1 B-OW1 T-AA2-K S-IH1 Z-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AO1-F


i remember watching that too, because they played it and it was all in slow motion, like it was real sweet. these sweet, touching moments.

AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T T-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EY1 P-L-EY1 D-IH1 T-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AO1 L-IH0-N S-L-OW1 M-OW1 SH-AH0 N-L-AY1 K-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IY1-L S-W-IY1-T DH-IY1-Z S-W-IY1-T T-AH1 CH-IH0-NG M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T-S


[inaudible 00:02:08].

IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z T-UW1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N D-EY1-T S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


stevie sometimes, like a mean ass mommy.

S-T-IY1 V-IY0 S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 M-IY1 N-AE1 S-M-AA1 M-IY0


..do that all the time but if i'm in a really bad mood, that's my go-to now. i kind of think in that way, whenever it comes to gambling or spending my money on something silly, it's like-

D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M B-AH1 T-IH1 F-IH1 M-IH0 N-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 B-AE1 D-M-UW1-D TH-AE1-T S-M-AY1 G-OW1 T-UW2 N-AW1 AY1 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-N DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 W-EH0 N-EH1 V-ER0 IH1-T K-AH1-M-Z T-UW1 G-AE1-M B-AH0 L-IH0 NG-AO1-R-S P-EH1-N D-IH0-NG M-AY1 M-AH1 N-IY0 AA1-N S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG S-IH1 L-IY0 IH1-T S-L-AY1-K


i think that i do that too. i think how many hours did i have to work to get this amount of money and i'm going to blow it on this one thing. is it worth it?

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T T-UW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K HH-AW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 AW1 ER0-Z D-IH1 D-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 W-ER1-K T-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-IH1 S-AH0 M-AW1-N T-AH1 V-M-AH1 N-IY0 AH0-N D-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-L-OW1 IH1 T-AA1-N DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N TH-IH1 NG-IH1 Z-IH1 T-W-ER1 TH-IH1-T


i mean, i'm voting for gary johnson so as long as wikileaks don't publish anything about his ass then i feel safe.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-M V-OW1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R G-EH1 R-IY0 JH-AA1-N S-AH0-N S-OW1 AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1 Z-W-IH1 K-IH0 L-AH0-K-S D-AA1-N-T P-AH1 B-L-IH0 SH-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-IH1 Z-AE1-S DH-EH1 N-AY1 F-IY1-L S-EY1-F


but don't hold me accountable for what i said three months ago, i was in a bad mood.

B-AH1-T D-AA1-N-T HH-OW1-L D-M-IY1 AH0 K-AW1-N T-AH0 B-AH0-L F-AO1 R-W-AH1 T-AY1 S-EH1-D TH-R-IY1 M-AH1-N-TH S-AH0 G-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0 N-AH0 B-AE1 D-M-UW1-D


but then we're going to get his crazy side kick.yeah, then we have pence.you'd have to kill them both and then-

B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1-T HH-IH1-Z K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 S-AY1-D K-IH1 K-IY0 AH0 DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V P-EH1-N CH-AH0-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-IH1-L DH-EH1-M B-OW1 TH-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N


they'll be like, "we're a certified g" and you can't teach that.

TH-EY1-L B-IY1 L-AY1 K-W-ER0 AH0 S-ER1 T-AH0 F-AY2-D JH-IY1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T T-IY1-CH DH-AE1-T


dr. g. you can't be certified by doctor-

D-R-AY1-V JH-IY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 S-ER1 T-AH0 F-AY2-D B-AY1 D-AA1-K T-ER0


my fucking neighbor was weird as shit today. did i tell you about that?

M-AY1 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG N-EY1 B-ER0 W-AA1 Z-W-IH1-R D-AE1-Z SH-IH1-T T-AH0 D-EY1 D-IH1 D-AY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


when you sink, it just doesn't make sense. i feel like he would just be like, "ah."

W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-IH1-NG K-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-EY1-K S-EH1-N S-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K HH-IY1 W-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 L-AY1 K-AA1


going in...i had a campsite in the woods and i built a beautiful fire and i'd cultivated it and i'd loved it-

G-OW1 IH0 NG-IH1 N-IY0 HH-AE1 D-AH0 K-AE1-M-P S-AY2-T S-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-UH1-D Z-AH0-N D-AY1 B-IH1-L T-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L F-AY1 ER0 AH0-N D-IH1-D K-AH1-L T-AH0 V-EY2 T-AH0 D-IH1 T-AH0-N D-IH1 D-L-AH1-V D-IH1-T


the final part of the spooky story of the haunted house from when we were kids and-

DH-AH0 F-AY1 N-AH0-L P-AA1-R T-AH1-V DH-AH0-S P-UW1 K-IY0-S T-AO1 R-IY0 AH1-V DH-AH0 HH-AO1-N T-AH0-D HH-AW1-S F-R-AH1 M-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 K-IH1-D Z-AH0-N-D


..okay, cool. he wanted a reasonable amount for it and rent something that we could all afford. he thought it was cool that we wanted to live in it anyways.

OW2 K-EY1 K-UW1-L HH-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-AH0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH0 M-AW1-N-T F-AO1 R-IH1 T-AH0-N D-R-EH1-N-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 K-UH1 D-AO1 L-AH0 F-AO1-R-D HH-IY1 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z K-UW1-L DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 L-AY1 V-IH0 N-IH1 T-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2-Z


keep that in mind, another closet-

K-IY1-P DH-AE1 T-IH0-N M-AY1-N D-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 K-L-AA1 Z-AH0-T


you hook it up at night to a pump and you do nighttime feed. basically, she was eating during the day, but then to boost her weight gain at night, she would-

Y-UW1 HH-UH1 K-IH1 T-AH1 P-AE1 T-N-AY1-T T-UW1 AH0 P-AH1-M P-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 D-UW1 N-AY1-T T-AY2-M F-IY1-D B-EY1 S-IH0 K-L-IY0 SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-IY1 T-IH0-NG D-UH1 R-IH0-NG DH-AH0 D-EY1 B-AH1-T DH-EH1-N T-UW1 B-UW1-S-T HH-ER0 W-EY1-T G-EY1 N-AE1 T-N-AY1-T SH-IY1 W-UH1-D


needless to say it wasn't too long after this, that we decided to move out.

N-IY1 D-L-AH0-S T-UW1 S-EY1 IH1 T-W-AO1-S-T T-UW1 L-AO1 NG-AE1-F T-ER0 DH-IH1-S DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0-D T-UW1 M-UW1 V-AW1-T


when was the last time the nug snapped into a slim jim brother?

W-EH1 N-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-AY1-M DH-AH0 N-AH1-G S-N-AE1-P T-IH0-N T-UW1 AH0 S-L-IH1-M JH-IH1-M B-R-AH1 DH-ER0


ew.


call me terry for short, guys. like, terry?

K-AO1-L M-IY1 T-EH1 R-IY0 F-AO1-R SH-AO1-R-T G-AY1 Z-L-AY1-K T-EH1 R-IY0


it's not short for hulk. hulk is short for terry, that's the nickname.

IH1-T S-N-AA1-T SH-AO1-R-T F-AO1-R HH-AH1-L-K HH-AH1-L K-IH1-Z SH-AO1-R-T F-AO1-R T-EH1 R-IY0 TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 N-IH1 K-N-EY2-M


be cool, dude. there's a fucking narc right here. not a narc, because he's a cop. i was like, "there's a cop right next to you." he was like, "it's all good."

B-IY1 K-UW1-L D-UW1-D DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG N-AA1-R K-R-AY1-T HH-IY1-R N-AA1 T-AH0 N-AA1-R-K B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1 Z-AH0 K-AA1 P-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 K-AA1 P-R-AY1 T-N-EH1-K-S-T T-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-IH1-T S-AO1-L G-UH1-D


everyone should bring a plate and we should all fight.

EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N SH-UH1-D B-R-IH1 NG-AH0 P-L-EY1 T-AH0-N D-W-IY1 SH-UH1 D-AO1-L F-AY1-T


..just did some weird power fist for you. yeah.

JH-AH1-S-T D-IH1-D S-AH1 M-W-IH1-R-D P-AW1 ER0 F-IH1-S-T F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 Y-AE1


no, they're going to be like, "what homeless camp did you just crawl out of?"

N-OW1 TH-EH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 L-AY1 K-W-AH1-T HH-OW1 M-L-AH0-S K-AE1-M-P D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-R-AO1 L-AW1 T-AH1-V


all right. that was totally off topic, but no one would ever-

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AO1-F T-AA1 P-IH0-K B-AH1 T-N-OW1 W-AH1 N-W-UH1 D-EH1 V-ER0


we were both tripping on shrooms. and when you dressed up, she was just a slut, some kind of weird goth slut. and she had this weird dildo thing, but i was

W-IY1 W-ER0 B-OW1-TH T-R-IH1 P-IH0 NG-AA1-N SH-R-UW1-M Z-AH0-N D-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 D-R-EH1-S T-AH1-P SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-L-AH1-T S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-W-IH1-R-D G-AA1-TH S-L-AH1 T-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 HH-AE1-D DH-IH1 S-W-IH1-R-D D-IH1-L D-OW0 TH-IH1-NG B-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z


amazed. well, just embrace it and live this life.

AH0 M-EY1-Z D-W-EH1-L JH-AH1-S T-EH0-M B-R-EY1 S-IH1 T-AH0-N D-L-AY1-V DH-IH1 S-L-AY1-F


i didn't realize how many people around here actually knew randy savage in real life. so many people came up to me and started telling me randy savage stories on saturday, i'm like... what.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-R-IY1 L-AY2-Z HH-AW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-ER0 AW1-N-D HH-IY1 R-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-UW1 R-AE1-N D-IY0 S-AE1 V-AH0 JH-IH0 N-R-IY1-L L-AY1-F S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-EY1 M-AH1-P T-UW1 M-IY1 AH0-N-D-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1 R-AE1-N D-IY0 S-AE1 V-AH0-JH-S T-AO1 R-IY0 Z-AA1-N S-AE1 T-ER0 D-IY0 IH1 M-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-T


this one guy was telling me how he was super paranoid. because someone drowned in his pool and all this shit. that's crazy.

DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N G-AY1 W-AA1-Z T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1 HH-AW1 HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z S-UW1 P-ER0 P-EH1 R-AH0 N-OY2-D B-IH0 K-AO1-Z S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N D-R-AW1-N D-IH0-N HH-IH1-Z P-UW1 L-AH0-N D-AO1-L DH-IH1-S SH-IH1-T TH-AE1-T-S K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


it says macho man on everything i own, angie shirt says hulk mania across the entire front and he was like, what are you pirates?

IH1-T S-EH1 Z-M-AA1 CH-OW0 M-AE1 N-AA1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 OW1 N-AE1-N JH-IY0 SH-ER1-T S-EH1-Z HH-AH1-L K-M-EY1 N-IY0 AH0 AH0 K-R-AO1-S DH-AH0 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 F-R-AH1-N T-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 P-AY1 R-AH0-T-S


wow. good to know. it took you too long to get here. and i can't

W-AW1 G-UH1-D T-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T T-UH1 K-Y-UW1 T-UW1 L-AO1-NG T-UW1 G-EH1-T HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 K-AE1-N-T


sexy anything for no reason. oh my god. you can't just sexy up anything.

S-EH1-K S-IY0 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG F-AO1-R N-OW1 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1-K S-IY0 AH1 P-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


not no, don't do it. don't.

N-AA1 T-N-OW1 D-AA1-N-T D-UW1 IH1-T D-AA1-N-T


this would be even remotely cute as if you were paired up with an indian,

DH-IH1 S-W-UH1-D B-IY1 IY1 V-IH0 N-R-IY0 M-OW1 T-L-IY0 K-Y-UW1 T-AE1 Z-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-ER0 P-EH1-R D-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-AE1 N-IH1-N D-IY0 AH0-N


like an indian and a corn on the cob, but you'd have to be that indian

L-AY1 K-AE1 N-IH1-N D-IY0 AH0 N-AH0-N D-AH0 K-AO1-R N-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AA1-B B-AH1 T-Y-AH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-N D-IY0 AH0-N


corn she's just plain old, yellow corn,

K-AO1-R-N SH-EH1-S JH-AH1-S-T P-L-EY1 N-OW1-L D-Y-EH1 L-OW0 K-AO1-R-N


and sometimes they white face it, but sometimes they also yellow face it.

AH0-N-D S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z DH-EY1 W-AY1-T F-EY1 S-IH1-T B-AH1-T S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z DH-EY1 AO1-L S-OW0 Y-EH1 L-OW0 F-EY1 S-IH1-T


nightmare. absolute nightmare. this is a fever

N-AY1 T-M-EH2 R-AE1-B S-AH0 L-UW2 T-N-AY1 T-M-EH2-R DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 F-IY1 V-ER0


dream version of an african-american gentleman who yellow faced himself into homer simpson.

D-R-IY1-M V-ER1 ZH-AH0 N-AH1 V-AE1 N-AE2 F-R-AH0 K-AH0 N-EH1 M-AH0 K-N-IY0 AH0-N JH-EH1-N T-AH0-L M-AH0-N HH-UW1 Y-EH1 L-OW0 F-EY1-S-T HH-IH0-M S-EH1-L F-IH0-N T-UW1 HH-OW1 M-ER0 S-IH1-M-P S-AH0-N


it's an old one. so that's why i didn't pick it. i just assumed everyone's seen it before, but the guys that like...

IH1-T S-AE1 N-OW1-L D-W-AH1-N S-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T P-IH1 K-IH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-UW1-M D-EH1 V-R-IY0 OW2 N-IH0-S S-IY1 N-IH1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R B-AH1-T DH-AH0 G-AY1-Z DH-AE1 T-L-AY1-K


no, that was a really cheap costume, i guess.

N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 CH-IY1-P K-AA0-S T-UW1 M-AY1 G-EH1-S


yeah you little bitch. and do nothing. ain't helping nobody.

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 CH-AH0-N-D D-UW1 N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-EY1-N-T HH-EH1-L P-IH0-NG N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2


well, i don't know if it's hundreds of thousands, but hundreds and hundreds of people died there and it's just super creepy. and we would break in and i remember, and it wasn't really breaking in because no one really.

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 F-IH1-T-S HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D Z-AH1-V TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D-Z B-AH1-T HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D Z-AH0-N-D HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D Z-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L D-AY1-D DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-UW1 P-ER0 K-R-IY1 P-IY0 AH0-N D-W-IY1 W-UH1-D B-R-EY1 K-IH0 N-AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AO1-S T-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-R-EY1 K-IH0 NG-IH0-N B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-N-OW1 W-AH1 N-R-IH1 L-IY0


38, we were talking about possible apocalypse scenarios and we were trying to link them to.

TH-ER1 D-IY0 EY1 T-W-IY1 W-ER0 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH0 P-AA1 K-AH0 L-IH2-P-S S-IH0 N-EH1 R-IY0 OW0 Z-AH0-N D-W-IY1 W-ER0 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-IH1-NG-K DH-EH1-M T-UW1


i've talked to you before and you told me to come back and i'm here. and i was like, i just moved in here a week ago. i have no idea who the hell you are.

AY1-V T-AO1-K-T T-UW1 Y-UW1 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 T-UW1 K-AH1-M B-AE1 K-AH0-N D-IH1-M HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-M-UW1-V D-IH0-N HH-IY1 R-AH0 W-IY1 K-AH0 G-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 HH-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AA1-R


and she was like, did you read that thing? i gave you i'm back to talk about it.

AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 R-EH1-D DH-AE1-T TH-IH1 NG-AY1 G-EY1 V-Y-UW1 IH1-M B-AE1-K T-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


so i'm really mean to people that come to my house. well listen. and talk about religion to me, i don't care if you have your kids, i'll fucking make you look like an asshole in front of your kid. they came back to me. ill be mean.

S-OW1 IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 M-IY1-N T-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L DH-AE1-T K-AH1-M T-UW1 M-AY1 HH-AW1 S-W-EH1-L L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH0-N-D T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1 T-R-IH0 L-IH1 JH-AH0-N T-UW1 M-IY1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-AO1-R K-IH1-D Z-IH1-L F-AH1 K-IH0-NG M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-L-AY1 K-AE1 N-AE1-S HH-OW0 L-IH0-N F-R-AH1-N T-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R K-IH1-D DH-EY1 K-EY1-M B-AE1-K T-UW1 M-IY1 IH1-L B-IY1 M-IY1-N


well, if they, the next time i see...

W-EH1 L-IH1-F DH-EY1 DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T T-AY1 M-AY1 S-IY1


if i'm going to join a religion, it's not going to be one that tells me i can't have any fucking fun.

IH1 F-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 JH-OY1 N-AH0 R-IH0 L-IH1 JH-AH0 N-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 W-AH1-N DH-AE1-T T-EH1-L Z-M-IY1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG F-AH1-N


will you? i think the church of satan is right up your alley.

W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AH0 CH-ER1 CH-AH1-V S-EY1 T-AH0 N-IH1 Z-R-AY1 T-AH1 P-Y-AO1 R-AE1 L-IY0


that they came to my place. it was this lady. she was in a business suit. she had on one of those mini skirts and a jacket. and she came...

DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 K-EY1-M T-UW1 M-AY1 P-L-EY1 S-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-IH1 S-L-EY1 D-IY0 SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0 N-AH0 B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S S-UW1-T SH-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AA1 N-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1 Z-M-IH1 N-IY0-S K-ER1-T S-AH0-N D-AH0 JH-AE1 K-AH0 T-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 K-EY1-M


handing the thing back to her while she was talking. and she wouldn't stop.

HH-AE1-N D-IH0-NG DH-AH0 TH-IH1-NG B-AE1-K T-UW1 HH-ER0 W-AY1-L SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T-S T-AA1-P


and if that's the case, why are you advertising? why are you trying to reduce your chances of getting in by recruiting more mother fuckers.

AH0-N D-IH1-F TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 K-EY1 S-W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 AE1-D V-ER0 T-AY2 Z-IH0 NG-W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 R-AH0 D-UW1 S-Y-AO1-R CH-AE1-N S-AH0 Z-AH1-V G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-IH0-N B-AY1 R-AH0 K-R-UW1 T-IH0-NG M-AO1-R M-AH1 DH-ER0 F-AH1 K-ER0-Z


better if you happen to meet him one day.

B-EH1 T-ER0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N T-UW1 M-IY1-T HH-IH1 M-W-AH1-N D-EY1


blow for blow with the best of them. because i smoke weed all day every day,

B-L-OW1 F-AO1-R B-L-OW1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-AH1-V DH-EH1-M B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 S-M-OW1 K-W-IY1 D-AO1-L D-EY1 EH1 V-ER0 IY0 D-EY1


that y'all been together for a long fucking time. and maybe you just want to have an open relationship for a while.

DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-L B-IH1-N T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 F-AO1 R-AH0 L-AO1-NG F-AH1 K-IH0-NG T-AY1 M-AH0-N D-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AE1 N-OW1 P-AH0 N-R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2-P F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L


i mean i guess you'd have to be really secure in your relationship.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 G-EH1 S-Y-AH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 S-IH0 K-Y-UH1 R-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2-P


how about some of that shit that never goes on around anywhere that i've ever been like some crazy.

HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T S-AH1 M-AH1-V DH-AE1-T SH-IH1-T DH-AE1 T-N-EH1 V-ER0 G-OW1 Z-AA1 N-ER0 AW1-N D-EH1 N-IY0 W-EH2-R DH-AE1 T-AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 B-IH1 N-L-AY1-K S-AH1-M K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


i mean, not that i want to go to it or anything, but like something crazy and exotic like that. i've never,

AY1 M-IY1-N N-AA1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 IH1 T-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG B-AH1 T-L-AY1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0-N D-IH0-G Z-AA1 T-IH0 K-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0


you said that john travolta was married to brad pitt though.

Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T JH-AA1-N T-R-AH0 V-OW1-L T-AH0 W-AA1 Z-M-EH1 R-IY0-D T-UW1 B-R-AE1-D P-IH1-T DH-OW1


she literally looks like she's in her forties and we're not even 30 yet. and i'm like oh god. oh girl.

SH-IY1 L-IH1 T-ER0 AH0 L-IY0 L-UH1-K S-L-AY1-K SH-EH1 S-IH0-N HH-ER0 F-AO1-R T-IY0 Z-AH0-N D-W-ER0 N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N TH-ER1 D-IY0 Y-EH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 AE1 M-L-AY1 K-OW1 G-AA1 D-OW1 G-ER1-L


i don't know, that might be about all that i ever really do i think.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-M-AY1-T B-IY1 AH0 B-AW1 T-AO1-L DH-AE1 T-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-UW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K


he'll be doing it for me. i mean, honestly i don't

HH-EH1-L B-IY1 D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AA1 N-AH0-S T-L-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T


really care if anyone else looks at them, but if it makes me feel better in my clothes and i'm more confident and it gives me more options of things to wear. because if

R-IH1 L-IY0 K-EH1 R-IH1 F-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-EH1-L S-L-UH1-K S-AE1-T DH-EH1-M B-AH1 T-IH1 F-IH1 T-M-EY1-K S-M-IY1 F-IY1-L B-EH1 T-ER0 IH0-N M-AY1 K-L-OW1-DH Z-AH0-N D-IH1-M M-AO1-R K-AA1-N F-AH0 D-AH0-N T-AH0-N D-IH1-T G-IH1-V Z-M-IY1 M-AO1 R-AA1-P SH-AH0-N Z-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG-Z T-UW1 W-EH1-R B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-F


clothes weren't out there that i just couldn't wear, or if i didn't have such a hard time finding clothes to wear, then it probably wouldn't be a big deal to me. and i wouldn't give a fuck.

K-L-OW1-DH Z-W-EH1 R-AH0-N T-AW1-T DH-EH1-R DH-AE1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-W-EH1 R-AO1 R-IH1 F-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V S-AH1 CH-AH0 HH-AA1-R-D T-AY1-M F-AY1-N D-IH0-NG K-L-OW1-DH-Z T-UW1 W-EH1-R DH-EH1 N-IH1-T P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T B-IY1 AH0 B-IH1-G D-IY1-L T-UW1 M-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T G-IH1 V-AH0 F-AH1-K


not even when i was a little kid, i don't think i had one. and i wasn't a fat little kid. i was chubby sometimes. but when i was little, i don't even think i had a thigh gap at that point.

N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0 N-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-IH1 D-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 HH-AE1 D-W-AH1 N-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AO1-S T-AH0 F-AE1 T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-IH1 D-AY1 W-AA1-Z CH-AH1 B-IY0 S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z B-AH1 T-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-IH1 T-AH0 L-AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 TH-AY1 G-AE1 P-AE1-T DH-AE1-T P-OY1-N-T


no. i mean, the other thing too is when you have kids and then you have giant boobs and then they deflate and then you have no boobs and they just look like shit and you're unhappy with them then-

N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 TH-IH1-NG T-UW1 IH1 Z-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V K-IH1-D Z-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V JH-AY1 AH0-N-T B-UW1-B Z-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N DH-EY1 D-IH0 F-L-EY1 T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 B-UW1-B Z-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-UH1 K-L-AY1-K SH-IH1 T-AH0-N D-Y-UH1 R-AH0-N HH-AE1 P-IY0 W-IH1-DH DH-EH1-M DH-EH1-N


but that's what i'm saying. if fake boobs were never invented, you wouldn't be unhappy with it because it was like... this is natural. this is what it-

B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-IH1-M S-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1-F F-EY1-K B-UW1-B Z-W-ER0 N-EH1 V-ER0 IH0-N V-EH1-N T-AH0 D-Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T B-IY1 AH0-N HH-AE1 P-IY0 W-IH1 DH-IH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-AE1 CH-ER0 AH0-L DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-T


anything with you? anything cool going on?

EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG K-UW1-L G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


90% off and i still spent $43.

N-AY1-N T-IY0 P-ER0 S-EH1-N T-AO1 F-AH0-N D-AY1-S T-IH1-L-S P-EH1-N-T F-AO1-R T-IY0 TH-R-IY1 D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


pool of projects and come away, way fucking in the hole. holy shit.

P-UW1 L-AH1-V P-R-AA1 JH-EH0-K-T S-AH0-N-D K-AH1 M-AH0 W-EY1 W-EY1 F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L HH-OW1 L-IY0 SH-IH1-T


stuff. it was really cool. you just walk around and get shit and get a plate of food... get a plate-

S-T-AH1 F-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-UW1 L-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AO1 K-ER0 AW1-N D-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T SH-IH1 T-AH0-N-D G-EH1 T-AH0 P-L-EY1 T-AH1-V F-UW1-D G-EH1 T-AH0 P-L-EY1-T


like something was ready to attack. so let me try to explain what i mean by that.

L-AY1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-W-AA1 Z-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 AH0 T-AE1-K S-OW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 T-R-AY1 T-UW1 IH0-K-S P-L-EY1 N-W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N B-AY1 DH-AE1-T


things started changing once i was a teenager. now here's what happened with this house.

TH-IH1-NG-Z-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D CH-EY1-N JH-IH0 NG-W-AH1-N S-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 T-IY1 N-EY2 JH-ER0 N-AW1 HH-IH1-R Z-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S HH-AW1-S


you know, all of our childhood, mine and mandy's for the most part, growing up in that house, it was just a sting-

Y-UW1 N-OW1 AO1 L-AH1 V-AW1 ER0 CH-AY1-L-D HH-UH2 D-M-AY1 N-AH0-N D-M-AE1-N D-IY0-Z F-AO1-R DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T P-AA1-R-T G-R-OW1 IH0 NG-AH1 P-IH0-N DH-AE1-T HH-AW1 S-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0-S T-IH1-NG


to mine, which was technically in the middle of the house is the one-

T-UW1 M-AY1 N-W-IH1 CH-W-AA1-Z T-EH1 K-N-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IH1 D-AH0 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 HH-AW1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 W-AH1-N


that went on when i was a teenager living in that basement.

DH-AE1 T-W-EH1-N T-AA1 N-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 T-IY1 N-EY2 JH-ER0 L-IH1 V-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AE1-T B-EY1 S-M-AH0-N-T


no one ever came into the room to check on us until after the fact i was awake. i wasn't asleep.

N-OW1 W-AH1 N-EH1 V-ER0 K-EY1 M-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 R-UW1-M T-UW1 CH-EH1 K-AA1 N-AH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1 L-AE1-F T-ER0 DH-AH0 F-AE1-K T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 W-EY1 K-AY1 W-AO1-S T-AH0 S-L-IY1-P


susan was going to come and get me. it was right around spring break, but she was going to come and get me and take me to texas to visit for a little while. they had just moved to texas so i was going to quote... go see my cousins and-

S-UW1 Z-AH0 N-W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AH1 M-AH0-N-D G-EH1 T-M-IY1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-AY1 T-ER0 AW1-N-D-S P-R-IH1-NG B-R-EY1-K B-AH1-T SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AH1 M-AH0-N-D G-EH1 T-M-IY1 AH0-N-D T-EY1 K-M-IY1 T-UW1 T-EH1-K S-AH0-S T-UW1 V-IH1 Z-AH0-T F-AO1 R-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-W-AY1-L DH-EY1 HH-AE1-D JH-AH1-S T-M-UW1-V-D T-UW1 T-EH1-K S-AH0-S S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-W-OW1-T G-OW1 S-IY1 M-AY1 K-AH1 Z-AH0-N Z-AH0-N-D


the next day, i pretty much spent cleaning the house up and getting everything... removing all evidence

DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T D-EY1 AY1 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 M-AH1-CH-S P-EH1-N-T K-L-IY1 N-IH0-NG DH-AH0 HH-AW1 S-AH1 P-AH0-N-D G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-R-IY0 M-UW1 V-IH0 NG-AO1 L-EH1 V-AH0 D-AH0-N-S


of this crazy two-day drinking fest that i had at the age of fifteen in my house.

AH1-V DH-IH1-S K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 T-W-AA1 D-EY0 D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG F-EH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AE1-T DH-AH0 EY1 JH-AH1-V F-IH0-F T-IY1 N-IH0-N M-AY1 HH-AW1-S


and with handles, but they were just flushed with the rest of the wall.

AH0-N D-W-IH1-DH HH-AE1-N D-AH0-L-Z B-AH1-T DH-EY1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T F-L-AH1-SH T-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-AH1-V DH-AH0 W-AO1-L


and this laughing was a female.

AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-L-AE1 F-IH0 NG-W-AA1 Z-AH0 F-IY1 M-EY2-L


and then the thing is it went on for a second and then it abruptly stopped.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N DH-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-IH1 Z-IH1 T-W-EH1-N T-AA1-N F-AO1 R-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-IH1 T-AH0 B-R-AH1-P T-L-IY0-S T-AA1-P-T


for wasting their time.

F-AO1 R-W-EY1-S T-IH0-NG DH-EH1-R T-AY1-M


it wasn't-candidates.candidates? candidates.candidate.candidates.

IH1 T-W-AA2-S T-N-AH0-K D-AH0-N S-EY2 T-AH0-N T-AY1-Z-D K-AE2-N D-IY0 K-AH0 D-EH1-N T-AH0 S-EY2-T-S


whew! bam, it was pretty fucking close. wow. that was a really good [inaudible 00:02:25].

W-UW1 B-AE1 M-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG K-L-OW1 S-W-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1 D-IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z T-UW1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-AY1-V S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


through the whole store and i was in the hair dye aisle, and i hear the cashier telling-

TH-R-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L-S T-AO1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-EH1-R D-AY1 AY1 L-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-IY1-R DH-AH0 K-AE0 SH-IH1-R T-EH1 L-IH0-NG


seriously it's okay. i'm not in a rush. she's like, "no, girl. i'm going to get you in."

S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M N-AA1 T-IH0 N-AH0 R-AH1-SH SH-EH1 S-L-AY1 K-N-OW1 G-ER1 L-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 IH0-N


so all of a sudden, this minivan in front of me and it's nighttime. it's dark. i noticed something's happening on the top of the car.

S-OW1 AO1 L-AH1 V-AH0 S-AH1 D-AH0-N DH-IH1 S-M-IH1 N-IY0 V-AE1 N-IH0-N F-R-AH1-N T-AH1 V-M-IY1 AH0-N D-IH1-T S-N-AY1-T T-AY2 M-IH1-T-S D-AA1-R K-AY1 N-OW1 T-AH0-S-T S-AH1-M TH-IH2-NG-Z HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-AH0 T-AA1 P-AH1-V DH-AH0 K-AA1-R


and all of a sudden a baby comes flying out of the top of the car and smashes on my windshield. and i'm like-

AH0-N D-AO1 L-AH1 V-AH0 S-AH1 D-AH0 N-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 K-AH1-M-Z F-L-AY1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 T-AA1 P-AH1-V DH-AH0 K-AA1 R-AH0-N-D S-M-AE1 SH-IH0 Z-AA1-N M-AY1 W-IH1-N-D SH-IY2-L D-AH0-N D-IH1 M-L-AY1-K


it was one of those fucking baby dolls, like one of those really realistic baby dolls...oh shit.swaddled

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z F-AH1 K-IH0-NG B-EY1 B-IY0 D-AA1-L Z-L-AY1 K-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 R-IY2 AH0 L-IH1-S T-IH0-K B-EY1 B-IY0 D-AA1-L S-AH0 HH-OW2 SH-IH1-T S-W-AH0-L-D