gifting him the name peter in the first place and your last name is dinklage. who names their kid that?" it's like my instagram post of that...

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oh god. you were really into that. anyway. so those are stupid names, though.

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stupid. love your kids a little. god.

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in the comments. hello. the first topic i pull out is "bad names." okay. well, we already got through that peter dinklage and harry hole.

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yep. oh, and i know a girl whose last name is zaas. z-a-a-s. it's like russian or something.

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her name's jessica. so her name is jessica zaas, which is kind of funny.

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go watch all of the podcasts to find that story.

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well, actually i did almost kill him. well, no. [steven] almost killed him because steven almost ran him over because he's laying under a tire.

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the entire time we were just like having a good old time and two of my friends, the one guy's just like a big guy and the other guy's like my size,

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they're outside in the smoker's pit. and the one guy, [brayden] was like... he saw his friends on the sidewalk. and he was like, "oh, hey." waving to his friends and he

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grabbed the gate to the smoker's pit and opened it up. and there's a cover charge to get into cook county. so he took the gate and opened it up. and the people were like...

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i don't have any drunk stories that i can remember at this point.

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i got really fucked up on my birthday. and this is

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one of those moments where you hear every adult talk about where they're like, "and i never drank that much again." i lost six hours. i don't know what happened for six hours.

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no, you're going to die. if you haven't had your period yet and you're 12.

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you're going to die, by the way. yep. the thing is, if people have to ask these fucking questions, like how bad is the health class in school?

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i knew this- how bad is google. just google it. just fucking google it.

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i mean, i have videos on this shit guys, like go watch...

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but, legitimately, there are so many people who ask fucking stupid questions. do i look like a doctor to you?

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if your vagina smells like sardines mixed with a hint of peanut butter, do you think that i know how to fix that? because i don't. go ask your doctor. actually, i do.

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no, that's weird. oh okay. what you do is, you know how you put them on your vent in your car and it blows air through them. and then a little fan spins and it blows fresh air out.

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i'm in this class and it's one of those classes where the teacher thinks that what we're doing it's really difficult, but it's actually not.

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which is great, because then she thinks that she's getting us this intense...

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yeah, i'm like, "what's happening?" and they're like, "i don't fucking know."

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but she does these really step by step instructions and she's very good about being like, "hey, if you have any questions, let me know." and

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fucking everybody in the class does not know how to read any fucking instructions because every five seconds people are like,

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"but when is this due?" and instead of just being like, "it's literally right there." she'll go over when it's due for like 10 minutes.

B-AH1 T-W-EH1 N-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S D-UW1 AH0-N D-IH0-N-S T-EH1 D-AH1-V JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 IH0 NG-L-AY1 K-IH1-T S-L-IH1 T-ER0 AH0 L-IY0 R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R SH-EH1-L G-OW1 OW1 V-ER0 W-EH1 N-IH1-T-S D-UW1 F-AO1-R L-AY1-K T-EH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


and it's like, "okay, you could just point to the fucking thing right there." and then just... this class guys, it's just blowing my mind

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how stupid- i'm like, "but you don't..." and they don't... we don't get assignment sheets or anything. they just say, "okay, do this." and we're like, "okay, when do you want it done by?"

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they're like, "ha." i'm just excited for you to graduate so we can have one of those podcasts where it's like, "and this teacher, i fucking hated you."

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[inaudible] another topic. let's talk about something else.

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why you started youtube?

W-AY1 Y-UW1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0 D-Y-UW1 T-UW2-B


what? shut up. i was speed writing. why'd you start youtube?

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[inaudible] [justin] channel. i'm sure he'll post a video any month now. yeah.

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because i come on here. yeah.

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this is how depressing that is. i get between two and three hours of sleep a night. that's so

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every day. all the time. yeah. for eight hours every night. that's when i need naps. but, that's not happening.

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okay. we got a question about what to do when you're making out with someone and they put their tongue in your mouth.

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i've never had a bad kiss. really? yeah.

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i've had two stand out, bad, shitty kisses. and one had a lizard tongue. and when we were kissing, it would just be like...

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and the other one would do that whole big tongue thing. where it's like...

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just all enveloping my mouth. and i was like, "stop that."

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yeah. he would make his tongue as big as possible and would just circle my mouth, just for like minutes at a time. and i was fucking waste...

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i mean, i had a lot of alcohol that night, so it was sterile.

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really sterile liver. god. my liver is clean.

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i've been missing heavy, good kisses. when you have a lot of bad ones.

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i don't know how to pick people very well. obviously not. except you know, now it's good.

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mom was watching the podcast and she just came up to me the other day. she's like, "you should get me and michelle on. that'd be so fucking funny."

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she's like, "they'd all understand where you got all your craziness from, but i have to be really careful not to swear, so they think that that's all you and nothing to do with me."

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and i was like, "no, you're not going to fucking lie to these people."

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coming down below. okay, bye. no. so justin was like, "let's talk about depression." i am studying psychology. i understand that depression is obviously a thing.

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i have friends who have depression and duh, real, and i will be making girl talks on it once i get a little bit more educated next semester, but...

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okay, so this is the thing. fuck you, vegans. i'm going to say that first of all, because hopefully i won't get more offensive than that.

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recently, in recent years, in like the last decade or so,

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lots of people have...


and have decided that

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that is what they want to use as an excuse.

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because i know people that don't have a job,

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didn't graduate high school, and they can't get a job. they lay and just play video games all day

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because they're depressed, when really i just think they're fucking lazy and need to go get a fucking job.

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i saw this movie yesterday. i can't remember what it was called, but we were lying in bed watching this fucking movie. and it was on netflix.

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it's about this guy who has this butt monster. and it's like a god. what? this butt monster comes flying out of his ass every time he feels threatened.

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and then he eats people and then he just shoots back out this guy's ass. and it was the fucking weirdest movie i've ever seen. that's awesome. also,

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would you rather with brittany snow and like all these people have to go into this house

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and sit there and do all these crazy fucking things to win money. and like they can't leave or else they're going to get shot and die.

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and this one guy had to pull out his eyeball... [inaudible] they have to get electrocuted and stab people and whip people,

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and it whips you, so it breaks your skin and people are fucking dying and there's old ladies who are paralyzed getting stabbed and shit.

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it's fucked up. it's real fucked up.

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he's the like boss guy, spoiler, he gets eaten by a butt monster.

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spoiler alert. everyone dies. and it's so funny because we were just sitting there and he was talking about how he just needs it back up his ass. he just like, "just get back up my ass."

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and i was like, "he's going to die if he doesn't get up his ass. he just craves it up his ass, he fucking needs it up his ass."

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he needs it up the ass. just come in my butt. oh my...

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around thinking that anyone who says that they have depression is faking it.

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i think it goes along with the whole like victim blaming thing. you should assume that they are dealing with this thing. they are going through it and they wouldn't do it for attention

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because that takes away from the people who are actually going through this. here's the thing, don't be a fucking asshole and say that you have depression when you don't. go get diagnosed. but there are people that-

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okay, i'm not going to put a percentage on it, but some people...

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seriously, guys, if you have depression, go talk to someone, get some help, because, honestly, things will get so much better. it can be so hard. it can be really scary to go get help

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oh my god. child services are coming to your house. seriously?

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people seriously need to learn how to properly discipline their kids.

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they're four years old. you should be fucking potty training.

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and there's three or four year olds that can't talk yet. they just go [inaudible]

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that's not okay. you're failing as a parent if your kid can't talk yet.

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talk? and she was just sitting there like, "this isn't right, he's supposed to walk by now, at least crawl or something, but he can't even sit up or move." and i

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was just like, "oh my god." fucking parents suck sometimes.

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and if your kid is an insane kid and just trashes shit and you just...

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or if they make a huge mess and then you go "clean it up," and they go "no," and then you go "go to your room" and then you clean it up.

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they're going to be justin's version and then- we don't even the actual version.

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what are you doing in february, i think it's fourth to sixth?

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in 2017 on june 7th at 4:00 pm.

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be like hey guys, do you want me to eat at your thing? fucking move it then.

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yeah. if you want young and 19, at playlists live, move

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up their promo videos. actually, if you watch a hundred, they'll plant a tree.

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i know, right? so [inaudible] put an ad up in new york times square on one of the big billboards.

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there can be a beer commercials like, "oh, can't take your kids here. this hotel is filled with beer."

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good. think it was when i was 11 or something, and i'm just like, 'yeah, boobs." then i did it and my mom was like, "why are you googling boobs?" i was like, "well, i just-"

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yeah, no, i mean, don't trust the government. that's just a fact though.

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do you want... what's your viewpoint on war? because in canada we're not very 'war', we're more peacekeeping.

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we're like- i mean, not just a... i, i feel really bad joking about [crosstalk]

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why? why? you are so blurry, that must be so distracting.

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i would love that. we should add a new lens to our thing. if you fuck up this focus, oh my god. the amount of death.

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you should literally open the window all day.

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before i get here, cool it the fuck down. okay.

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okay. this is, we should start filming from this way.

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also, would you mind muting that computer over there?

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i had to tell them three blank things, but i haven't done it for the past three months. so i finally did it and-

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michelle. okay. her name's michelle. do me as a bunny. make it cute.

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wow. was it good food? yeah.

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so wait, can... will they be able to see this ever?

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yeah. [inaudible] i don't know. yeah. yeah. we'll talk about that...

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[inaudible] everybody, good afternoon. by the time these people say

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yeah, by the time this happens, that'll be on there. craziest sexual experience.

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you know, like vodka watermelon, where you cut a hole in the watermelon and then you put a vodka bottle in it and it drains into the watermelon. we did it with everclear, which is... what percentage is it?

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yeah, we got really fucked up and...

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oh no, that was dust and jamie. and then-

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jamie really doesn't make things when she's drunk, she gets me to make things.

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not relevant. after five years, nothing's relevant.

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well, mine wasn't all that crazy. it's not like we were sitting there in public fucking, it was just like i fucked up... [crosstalk]

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oh, we could do the handjob story, you know? what's that one? you already told it a couple of times, but-

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that's a lie, isn't it? tell me that's a lie. i don't find it easy to go commando. i don't feel like girls can go commando. i feel like...

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okay. i don't go commando. i like having underwear cause i have pretty underwear and i want to wear it and utilize it. okay. next one.

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okay. do you remember hailey? black hair?

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the first thing that she said when she saw you in high school, to me, was, "wow, his acne got way better."

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okay. awesome, because yeah, you used to have- yeah. i used to get

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who do you think in the world has the sexiest voice?

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not really. reese witherspoon does.

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she has a really sexy voice. i really like liam hemsworth, anything australia.

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[crosstalk] anything really deep british and hot. tom hiddleston, i think, is his name, who does loki in avengers.

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that queen, sort of british, where it's just like, "oh my god, look at you. you probably have a really good education."

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well, really good education really gets a girl going.

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on your socks, just, it's weird. look at the strap on her sock.

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justin taylor, your ankles are huge and i'm like, "i will no longer kiss your face if you keep talking about my ankle." [crosstalk 00:05:154]

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i get a really deep voice, which is why i was attracted to him. because his face, not great. his voice, fucking amazing.

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seth mcfarland's voice is fucking amazing.

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i have a sense of it, cause she knows what i like. so it's easy. i like gray shirts and black shirts, anything plain. i don't like if there's a big logo or something. i'm like, "fuck that."

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yeah. maybe uncomfortable too. the naval lawn is fucking ridiculous.

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oh, it's like, yeah! he's like-

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google it and go into a store and be like, "but it's black friday. i'm black."

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yeah. no one, i don't think, outside of people in that community should ever say the n-word.

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some specific races have been through like specific shit.

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yeah. and then religions have been through shit, but i feel like,..

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oh- like? this is how we transition of all price. adam.

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i forget where it was.


if you're lucky, there'll be a grass. maybe there'll be a dandelion.

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that'll be totally depressing. "jesus lookalike arrested after ice skating while wearing trademark robes and carrying a staff.

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the doppelganger of the son of god was later charged with disorderly conduct and failure to disperse.

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he's a very decent man who is simply exercising his first amendment right.

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former homeless drug addict, grant, wrote on twitter after his arrest that the officer detained him and accused him of solicitation.

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grant also tweets how he accepts chips, but does not actively seek money."

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like the earliest shakespeare ever.

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i took one of her boobs. yeah, cool, this is interesting.

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that's such an old card.

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oh, there's a note. "i did not write this to be realistic, in any way at all. i only wrote this for shits and giggles. i love all of your channels and really hope you like it."

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if you have one thing to do in a week, you need to watch one

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news. we're not even going to talk about castaway. it's an amazing movie. he makes it out alive.

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with tom hanks? no-


fucking awesome. and he does it... i really hope he doesn't do a sequel to interstellar.

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he isn't really known for a sequel, i mean, inception. everyone was like, "oh my god, what happened?"

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and interstellar too, i'm going to be so mad.

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you cry halfway through. you're like, "why can't you love?" "why can't you love?"

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horrible books. but i will go see the movie. i know it perpetuates abuse and [crosstalk] i just want to see how

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the editing... shit. the camera, the coloring that they used... why? it was no chemistry. it's an awful movie-

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kind of, she gets powers or something. it's a fucking bad movie. okay. okay. so you-

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i am currently on the last episode of season one.

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she's so good and she's so funny when they were quoting... what is it? fuck, what were they quoting? tucker

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[crosstalk] oh, i just, i love that they're banter-y [crosstalk]

K-R-AO1-S T-AO1 K-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 L-AH1-V DH-AE1-T TH-EH1-R B-AE1-N T-ER0 IY0 K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K


but yeah, suits really good and are they having more seasons or is it going to like-

B-AH1 T-Y-AE1 S-UW1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1 D-AH0-N D-AA1-R DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG M-AO1-R S-IY1 Z-AH0-N Z-AO1 R-IH1 Z-IH1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AY1-K


the one who plays harvey?

DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 P-L-EY1-Z HH-AA1-R V-IY0


harvey, i mean, i'm not attracted to harvey in a "oh my god, yeah" sort of a way, but louis weirds me out and i feel sad for him.

HH-AA1-R V-IY0 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 T-R-AE1-K T-AH0-D T-UW1 HH-AA1-R V-IY0 IH0 N-AH0 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-Y-AE1 S-AO1-R T-AH1 V-AH0 W-EY1 B-AH1 T-L-UW1 IH0 S-W-IH1-R-D Z-M-IY1 AW1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 F-IY1-L S-AE1-D F-AO1-R HH-IH1-M


none of the girls are ugly, at all.

N-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 G-ER1-L Z-AA1 R-AH1 G-L-IY0 AE1 T-AO1-L


was it like one of those cheap funnies? oh yeah. this is 40

W-AA1 Z-IH1 T-L-AY1 K-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z CH-IY1-P F-AH1 N-IY0 Z-OW1 Y-AE1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-AO1-R T-IY0


again. that's literally what i did today and that's why i scheduled my meeting with my teacher, so i didn't go in for five minutes cause i hate going to her class. yeah, that's...

AH0 G-EH1-N TH-AE1-T S-L-IH1 T-ER0 AH0 L-IY0 W-AH1 T-AY1 D-IH1-D T-AH0 D-EY1 AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 AY1-S K-EH1 JH-UH0-L D-M-AY1 M-IY1 T-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 T-IY1 CH-ER0 S-OW1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-OW1 IH0-N F-AO1-R F-AY1 V-M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S K-AA1 Z-AY1 HH-EY1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-ER0 K-L-AE1 S-Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T-S


i feel like i fuck with the quality. that's a hefty phone.

AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1 F-AH1 K-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 K-W-AA1 L-AH0 T-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 HH-EH1-F T-IY0 F-OW1-N


i did know that, actually. they taught me that in bible school.

AY1 D-IH1 D-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 DH-EY1 T-AO1 T-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-IH0-N B-AY1 B-AH0-L-S K-UW1-L


there are also really cool rewards, like you can skype with us...

DH-EH1 R-AA1 R-AO1-L S-OW0 R-IH1 L-IY0 K-UW1-L R-IH0 W-AO1-R-D Z-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-S K-AY1 P-W-IH1 DH-AH1-S


second commercial into the middle of the podcast, what's going over there? and we can shout out your social media site, like we're going to do right now for our three active patrons.

S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D K-AH0 M-ER1 SH-AH0 L-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 M-IH1 D-AH0 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-OW1-D K-AE2-S T-W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-W-IY1 K-AE1-N SH-AW1 T-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R S-OW1 SH-AH0-L M-IY1 D-IY0 AH0 S-AY1 T-L-AY1 K-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 R-AY1 T-N-AW1 F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0 TH-R-IY1 AE1-K T-IH0-V P-EY1 T-R-AH0-N-Z


lastly, megan is mknicole83 and her instagram is megannicolek83. links down below. as always, hopefully, you guys are enjoying the show.

L-AE1-S T-L-IY0 M-EY1 G-AH0 N-IH1 Z-M-AH0 K-IH1-N K-OW0 EY1 T-IY0 TH-R-IY1 AH0-N-D HH-ER0 IH0-N-S T-EH1 G-R-AE2 M-IH1 Z-M-EH2 G-AH0 N-AE1 K-IH0 G-AH0 K-EY1 T-IY0 TH-R-IY1 L-IH1-NG-K-S D-AW1-N B-IH0 L-OW1 AE1 Z-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z HH-OW1-P F-AH0 L-IY0 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1 R-EH0-N JH-OY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 SH-OW1


so we're going to try to structure the show a little bit more.

S-OW1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-R-AY1 T-UW1-S T-R-AH1-K CH-ER0 DH-AH0 SH-OW1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-M-AO1-R


ashley's rants! oh my god. that's what i want it to be. i was joking, but i'm really serious now.

AE1 SH-L-IY0 Z-R-AE1-N-T S-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-IH1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-OW1 K-IH0-NG B-AH1 T-IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-N-AW1


you could have a hat intro and have a cute little animated hat. if you guys want to do intros for us, then we will...

Y-UW1 K-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-AH0 HH-AE1 T-IH1-N T-R-OW0 AH0-N-D HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-Y-UW1 T-L-IH1 T-AH0 L-AE1 N-AH0 M-EY2 T-AH0-D HH-AE1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-N T-R-OW0-Z F-AO1 R-AH1-S DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-IH1-L


okay. my halloween. i dressed up, if you follow me on instagram, you saw that i was a nudist on strike and it was last minute, obviously. i put a lot of thought into it.

OW2 K-EY1 M-AY1 HH-AE2 L-AH0 W-IY1 N-AY1 D-R-EH1-S T-AH1 P-IH1 F-Y-UW1 F-AA1 L-OW0 M-IY1 AA1 N-IH0-N-S T-EH1 G-R-AE2 M-Y-UW1 S-AO1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 N-UW1 D-IH0-S T-AA1-N-S T-R-AY1 K-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AE1-S T-M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 AY1 P-UH1 T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V TH-AO1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 IH1-T


had a big orgy, we watched movies.

HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-IH1 G-AO1-R JH-IY0 W-IY1 W-AA1-CH T-M-UW1 V-IY0-Z


[crosstalk] check the twitter really quickly, okay, so is that your week?

K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K CH-EH1-K DH-AH0 T-W-IH1 T-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 K-W-IH1 K-L-IY0 OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1 R-W-IY1-K


yeah, that was my week, same old, same old. let's talk about some shit though. this is horrid,

Y-AE1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 W-IY1-K S-EY1 M-OW1-L-D S-EY1 M-OW1-L D-L-EH1-T-S T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T S-AH1-M SH-IH1-T DH-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z HH-AO1 R-AH0-D


i can't even read. you woke up late after quiet,

AY1 K-AE1-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-R-EH1 D-Y-UW1 W-OW1 K-AH1 P-L-EY1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 K-W-AY1 AH0-T


quite. you woke up late after quite the evening, night. not really.

K-W-AY1 T-Y-UW1 W-OW1 K-AH1 P-L-EY1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 K-W-AY1-T DH-AH0 IY1 V-N-IH0-NG N-AY1 T-N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0


after quite the eventful night. hey, how was the ride up? you called a jamie.

AE1-F T-ER0 K-W-AY1-T DH-AH0 IH0 V-EH1-N-T F-AH0-L N-AY1-T HH-EY1 HH-AW1 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 R-AY1 D-AH1 P-Y-UW1 K-AO1-L D-AH0 JH-EY1 M-IY0


you guys were lucky. you laughed. the dumbest fuck up.

Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-ER0 L-AH1 K-IY0 Y-UW1 L-AE1-F-T DH-AH0 D-AH1 M-AH0-S-T F-AH1 K-AH1-P


wait, where is jess?


we never get to know.


he was attractive as shit.

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 T-R-AE1-K T-IH0 V-AE1-Z SH-IH1-T


so yeah, i think it's fine.

S-OW1 Y-AE1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S F-AY1-N


oh yeah, hi. do you remember me?

OW1 Y-AE1 HH-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 M-IY1


i mean, what's your name? yeah. i don't know. it was the weirdest thing.

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AH0-T S-Y-AO1-R N-EY1 M-Y-AE1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 W-IH1-R D-AH0-S-T TH-IH1-NG


what's your favorite kind of underwear for someone to wear?

W-AH0-T S-Y-AO1-R F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R F-AO1-R S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N T-UW1 W-EH1-R


and i have learned after talking to a lot of guys. talking to a lot of guys.

AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1 V-L-ER1 N-IH0 D-AE1-F T-ER0 T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V G-AY1-Z T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V G-AY1-Z


i really do. it's one of my go-to subjects. yeah.

AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-UW1 IH1-T S-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-AY1 G-OW1 T-UW2 S-AH0-B JH-EH1-K-T S-Y-AE1


fuck off. i mean, i guess whatever you're into.

F-AH1 K-AO1 F-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 G-EH1 S-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 Y-UH1 R-IH0-N T-UW1


he's hilarious. no. yeah, it is. he has vowed to anybody that he will do anything for an hour for $50.

HH-IY1-Z HH-IH0 L-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-N-OW1 Y-AE1 IH1 T-IH1-Z HH-IY1 HH-AE1-Z V-AW1-D T-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 DH-AE1-T HH-IY1 W-IH1-L D-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG F-AO1 R-AE1 N-AW1 ER0 F-AO1-R F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


good. that'll go up on your channel. yeah. oh, isn't one of your favorite youtubers that girl from your class?

G-UH1-D TH-AE1 T-AH0-L G-OW1 AH1 P-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R CH-AE1 N-AH0 L-Y-AE1 OW1 IH1 S-AH0-N T-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0 T-Y-UW1 T-Y-UW2 B-ER0-Z DH-AE1-T G-ER1-L F-R-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R K-L-AE1-S


cause it's long. i needed to go somewhere.

K-AA1 Z-IH1-T S-L-AO1 NG-AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0-D T-UW1 G-OW1 S-AH1 M-W-EH2-R


she's like, "no i'm in here." it's like, it doesn't matter i have to take a shit, i can't.

SH-EH1 S-L-AY1 K-N-OW1 IH1 M-IH0-N HH-IY1 R-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH0 SH-IH1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N-T


but i mean i have,


and it feels great when i have like my silky sheets on, but like, other than that, i don't really.

AH0-N D-IH1-T F-IY1-L-Z G-R-EY1 T-W-EH1 N-AY1 HH-AE1 V-L-AY1 K-M-AY1 S-IH1-L K-IY0 SH-IY1-T S-AA1-N B-AH1 T-L-AY1 K-AH1 DH-ER0 DH-AE1-N DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0


20. she might be 20 now and she's dating a guy who is 43.

T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 SH-IY1 M-AY1-T B-IY1 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 N-AW1 AH0-N-D SH-EH1-S D-EY1 T-IH0 NG-AH0 G-AY1 HH-UW1 IH1-Z F-AO1-R T-IY0 TH-R-IY1


what a slut. and you compare that to a woman who just goes out and has consensual sex. it's like, it's totally ridiculous.

W-AH1 T-AH0 S-L-AH1 T-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 K-AH0-M P-EH1-R DH-AE1-T T-UW1 AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N HH-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 Z-AW1 T-AH0-N-D HH-AE1-Z K-AH0-N S-EH1-N S-UW0 AH0-L S-EH1-K S-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-IH1-T-S T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 R-IH0 D-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-AH0-S


dude, this is how you have open dialogue. it's like, don't call me that anymore. all right, what would you like me to call you, intimate?

D-UW1-D DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z HH-AW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-OW1 P-AH0-N D-AY1 AH0 L-AO2 G-IH1-T S-L-AY1-K D-AA1-N-T K-AO1-L M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1 R-AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-AH1 T-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1 K-M-IY1 T-UW1 K-AO1 L-Y-UW1 IH1-N T-IH0 M-EY2-T


all vegans go to hell. it's like all dogs go to heaven.

AO1-L V-EH1 G-AH0-N-Z G-OW1 T-UW1 HH-EH1 L-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AO1-L D-AA1-G-Z G-OW1 T-UW1 HH-EH1 V-AH0-N


yeah, sure. everyone in the world is spit into the world's biggest gymnasium the size of the fucking world.

Y-AE1 SH-UH1 R-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-ER1-L D-IH1-Z-S P-IH1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D-Z B-IH1 G-AH0-S-T JH-IH0-M N-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0-M DH-AH0 S-AY1 Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-W-ER1-L-D


anyways. so everyone in the world's like sitting here, they're all about [inaudible] floor. those like.

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2-Z S-OW1 EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D Z-L-AY1-K S-IH1 T-IH0-NG HH-IY1-R TH-EH1 R-AO1 L-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L F-L-AO1-R DH-OW1 Z-L-AY1-K


oh my god. i probably would. probably.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-UH1-D P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0


stop being fucks, the entire world. you just say stopping being fucked. you're going to get killed.

S-T-AA1-P B-IY1 IH0-NG F-AH1-K-S DH-AH0 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 W-ER1-L D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1-S T-AA1 P-IH0-NG B-IY1 IH0-NG F-AH1-K T-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1-T K-IH1-L-D


you are unintimate.


no, i think i would. okay. because everyone deserves to feel beautiful.

N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 W-UH1 D-OW2 K-EY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N D-IH0 Z-ER1-V-Z T-UW1 F-IY1-L B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L


fucking do it. i've never felt more beautiful than having a ding dong in my ear.

F-AH1 K-IH0-NG D-UW1 IH1 T-AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 F-EH1-L T-M-AO1-R B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L DH-AE1-N HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 D-IH1-NG D-AO1 NG-IH0-N M-AY1 IY1-R


we're all cream filled.


literally the bet. no i literally cannot figure out.

L-IH1 T-ER0 AH0 L-IY0 DH-AH0 B-EH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 L-IH1 T-ER0 AH0 L-IY0 K-AE1 N-AA0-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 AW1-T


so the camera battery died, but we were just going to do an outro. so thank you guys for watching and check out our patreon down below and please write us more fan fiction. yeah.

S-OW1 DH-AH0 K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0 B-AE1 T-ER0 IY0 D-AY1-D B-AH1 T-W-IY1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 AE1 N-AW1 T-R-OW0 S-OW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z F-AO1 R-W-AA1 CH-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D CH-EH1 K-AW1 T-AW1 ER0 P-EY1 T-R-IY0 AH0-N D-AW1-N B-IH0 L-OW1 AH0-N-D P-L-IY1 Z-R-AY1 T-AH1 S-M-AO1-R F-AE1-N F-IH1-K SH-AH0 N-Y-AE1


i need to go home and i pity the fool who doesn't go home.

AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 P-IH1 T-IY0 DH-AH0 F-UW1-L HH-UW1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T G-OW1 HH-OW1-M


oh, i don't know how to describe your podcast to my friends.

OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 T-UW1 D-IH0-S K-R-AY1 B-Y-AO1-R P-OW1-D K-AE2-S-T T-UW1 M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


so i mean $5 you get, i don't know what all the rewards are, but there's good stuff. so go onto patreon.com/otcz

S-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N F-AY1-V D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 R-IH0 W-AO1-R-D Z-AA1-R B-AH1-T T-IY1 HH-IY1 R-IH1-Z G-UH1-D-S T-AH1-F S-OW1 G-OW1 AA1-N T-UW0 P-EY1 T-R-IY0 AH0-N D-AA1-T K-AA1-M S-L-AE1 SH-AA1-T-S-K


and then you can also, like we, we're skype calling somebody.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-AO1-L S-OW0 L-AY1 K-W-IY1 W-ER0-S K-AY1-P K-AO1 L-IH0-NG S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0


and then also i just wanted to say that i added a reward

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AO1-L S-OW0 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 AE1 D-AH0 D-AH0 R-IH0 W-AO1-R-D


and i think we already did this. cause i remember being like, "and the funky bunch?"

AH0-N D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 D-IH1-D DH-IH1-S K-AA1 Z-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 B-IY1 IH0 NG-L-AY1 K-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 F-AH1-NG K-IY0 B-AH1-N-CH


that's your super villain? you like go around and punish bad guys by sucking their wieners?

TH-AE1-T S-Y-AO1-R S-UW1 P-ER0 V-IH1 L-AH0 N-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K G-OW1 ER0 AW1-N D-AH0-N-D P-AH1 N-IH0-SH B-AE1-D G-AY1-Z B-AY1 S-AH1 K-IH0-NG DH-EH1 R-W-IY1 N-ER0-Z


i'd be not as intimate as i am girl or just causing millions of people to go without sex.

IH1-D B-IY1 N-AA1 T-AE1 Z-IH1-N T-AH0 M-AH0 T-AE1 Z-AY1 AE1-M G-ER1 L-AO1-R JH-AH1-S-T K-AA1 Z-IH0-NG M-IH1 L-Y-AH0-N Z-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L T-UW1 G-OW1 W-IH0 TH-AW1-T S-EH1-K-S


well, okay. that's you, you have a two year accelerated program.

W-EH1 L-OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 T-UW1 Y-IH1 R-AE0-K S-EH1 L-ER0 EY2 T-IH0-D P-R-OW1 G-R-AE2-M


i don't. i don't know why the fuck it was on a saturday?

AY1 D-AA1-N T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AY1 DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AA1 N-AH0 S-AE1 T-ER0 D-IY0


oh yeah. i texted him on sunday, i was like "film?" and then like at the end of the night he was like, "sorry i was filming."

OW1 Y-AE1 AY1 T-EH1-K-S T-IH0-D HH-IH1 M-AA1-N S-AH1-N D-EY2 AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K F-IH1-L M-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-L-AY1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 EH1-N D-AH1-V DH-AH0 N-AY1-T HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 W-AA1-Z F-IH1-L M-IH0-NG


and i had to go and film. and it was, it was hell. it was hell. like it was,

AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 G-OW1 AH0-N-D F-IH1-L M-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z HH-EH1 L-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z HH-EH1-L L-AY1 K-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z


put them tequila. cause you know, the downer part of tequila comes the next morning.

P-UH1-T DH-EH1-M T-AH0 K-IY1 L-AH0 K-AA1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 D-AW1 N-ER0 P-AA1-R T-AH1-V T-AH0 K-IY1 L-AH0 K-AH1-M-Z DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S T-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


we're filming interviews in his house. i went in with my sunglasses on.

W-ER0 F-IH1-L M-IH0 NG-IH1-N T-ER0 V-Y-UW2 Z-IH0-N HH-IH1-Z HH-AW1 S-AY1 W-EH1-N T-IH0 N-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 S-AH1-N G-L-AE2 S-IH0 Z-AA1-N


you're the most pleasant person on the crew.

Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T P-L-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T P-ER1 S-AH0 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-R-UW1


everyone's just like, "ha ha ha. hey you want coffee?" i'm like, fuck off.

EH1 V-R-IY0 OW2 N-IH0-S JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-K HH-AA1 HH-AA1 HH-AA1 HH-EY1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T K-AA1 F-IY0 IH1 M-L-AY1-K F-AH1 K-AO1-F


everyone fuck off. they're like, "we're going to get lunch." i'm like, fuck off.

EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N F-AH1 K-AO1-F TH-EH1-R L-AY1 K-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-L-AH1-N CH-IH1 M-L-AY1-K F-AH1 K-AO1-F


and then it was just, i'm never doing that again.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-IH1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


i will drink again. i know i'm going to drink again and i'm going to get drunk again, but i'm never going to do fucking that again.

AY1 W-IH1-L D-R-IH1-NG K-AH0 G-EH1 N-AY1 N-OW1 IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-R-IH1-NG K-AH0 G-EH1 N-AH0-N D-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1-T D-R-AH1-NG K-AH0 G-EH1-N B-AH1 T-IH1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


apparently she dropped them off at kevin's place. he just ends up staying there.

AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 SH-IY1 D-R-AA1-P-T DH-EH1 M-AO1 F-AE1-T K-EH1 V-IH0-N-Z P-L-EY1-S HH-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-EH1-N-D Z-AH1-P-S T-EY1 IH0-NG DH-EH1-R


and then apparently like, i don't know if i like dropped acid or something?

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 L-AY1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 F-AY1 L-AY1-K D-R-AA1-P T-AE1 S-AH0 D-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


and then she's like, "what do you mean chelsea won't let you?" i was like, "nina. nina won't let me.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N SH-EH1 S-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1-N CH-EH1-L S-IY0 W-OW1-N T-L-EH1 T-Y-UW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-N-IY1 N-AH0 N-IY1 N-AH0 W-OW1-N T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1


nina won't let me." cause i was listening to ed sheeran apparently earlier that night.

N-IY1 N-AH0 W-OW1-N T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 K-AA1 Z-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 EH1-D SH-IH1 R-AH0 N-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 ER1 L-IY0 ER0 DH-AE1 T-N-AY1-T


so i was like, "nina won't let me." i was like, what? who the fuck's nina?

S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-N-IY1 N-AH0 W-OW1-N T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-T HH-UW1 DH-AH0 F-AH1-K S-N-IY1 N-AH0


one of the times that i did it was last time bronwyn was over.

W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 T-AY1-M-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AE1-S-T T-AY1-M B-R-AA1 N-W-IH0 N-W-AA1 Z-OW1 V-ER0


and i remember like kind of falling asleep here, but apparently i was like talking to people

AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 L-AY1-K K-AY1-N D-AH1-V F-AA1 L-IH0 NG-AH0 S-L-IY1-P HH-IY1-R B-AH1 T-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L


and i guess jessie had found her outside, like in the snow, or just like face

AH0-N D-AY1 G-EH1-S JH-EH1 S-IY0 HH-AE1-D F-AW1-N-D HH-ER0 AW1-T S-AY1 D-L-AY1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-N-OW1 AO1-R JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-K F-EY1-S


down. she was like passed out in the snow.

D-AW1-N SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K P-AE1-S T-AW1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-N-OW1


i remember just doing it. and i was like, yeah, this is good. this is really good. and like we finished the bottle. and i was like, yeah this is good.

AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-Y-AE1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-UH1-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1 D-AH0-N D-L-AY1 K-W-IY1 F-IH1 N-IH0-SH-T DH-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-Y-AE1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-UH1-D


like, cause i stayed in all weekend. so bad. so i love hearing other people being like, "that decision was so poor."

L-AY1-K K-AA1 Z-AY1-S T-EY1 D-IH0 N-AO1 L-W-IY1 K-EH2-N-D S-OW1 B-AE1-D S-OW1 AY1 L-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-IH0 NG-AH1 DH-ER0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L B-IY1 IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T D-IH0 S-IH1 ZH-AH0 N-W-AA1-Z S-OW1 P-UH1-R


i made so many poor decisions. apparently we were like.

AY1 M-EY1-D S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 P-UH1-R D-IH0 S-IH1 ZH-AH0-N Z-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 W-IY1 W-ER0 L-AY1-K


aw. you're going to get married and have babies.

AO1 Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AH0-N-D HH-AE1-V B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


yeah. maybe she did. maybe she did beat the shit of me. and she's like, "well, i was just trying to be as nice as possible." and really she like beat the shit out of me.

Y-AE1 M-EY1 B-IY0 SH-IY1 D-IH1 D-M-EY1 B-IY0 SH-IY1 D-IH1-D B-IY1-T DH-AH0 SH-IH1 T-AH1 V-M-IY1 AH0-N-D SH-EH1 S-L-AY1 K-W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AE1 Z-N-AY1 S-AE1-Z P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH0-N D-R-IH1 L-IY0 SH-IY1 L-AY1-K B-IY1-T DH-AH0 SH-IH1 T-AW1 T-AH1 V-M-IY1


i'm like, yeah. okay. so you came with topics. what are your,

IH1 M-L-AY1 K-Y-AE1 OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-EY1 M-W-IH1-DH T-AA1 P-IH0-K S-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-AO1-R


yeah. he's like typing in names and i'm like, i have no fucking clue.

Y-AE1 HH-IY1 Z-L-AY1-K T-AY1 P-IH0 NG-IH0-N N-EY1-M Z-AH0-N D-IH1 M-L-AY1 K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG K-L-UW1


what if it, what if it was red?

W-AH1 T-IH1 F-IH1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1 F-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-EH1-D


i don't know. i think i'm think i'm pretty set on those two. i would totally date them and hope that they buy me a car.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M P-R-IH1 T-IY0 S-EH1 T-AA1-N DH-OW1-Z T-UW1 AY1 W-UH1-D T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 D-EY1-T DH-EH1 M-AH0-N-D HH-OW1-P DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 B-AY1 M-IY1 AH0 K-AA1-R


except think i could afford the last car a little bit easier than i could afford this car.

IH0-K S-EH1-P-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 K-UH1 D-AH0 F-AO1-R-D DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T K-AA1 R-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-IY1 Z-IY0 ER0 DH-AE1 N-AY1 K-UH1 D-AH0 F-AO1-R-D DH-IH1-S K-AA1-R


okay. how much is that worth? not much. oh really? cause i like the front end. i think it looks fancy.

OW2 K-EY1 HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-ER1 TH-N-AA1 T-M-AH1 CH-OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 K-AA1 Z-AY1 L-AY1-K DH-AH0 F-R-AH1-N T-EH1-N D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-L-UH1-K-S F-AE1-N S-IY0


oh yeah. oh yeah.


yeah. sorry, that was my old boss. [inaudible] i totally forgot. yeah.

Y-AE1 S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 OW1-L-D B-AA1 S-IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0 L-AY1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-Y-AE1


muscle tee. i don't want to say too much because i still go into that store.

M-AH1 S-AH0-L T-IY1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-EY1 T-UW1 M-AH1-CH B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1-S T-IH1-L G-OW1 IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AE1-T-S T-AO1-R


so he's like not a total piece of shit.

S-OW1 HH-IY1 Z-L-AY1 K-N-AA1 T-AH0 T-OW1 T-AH0-L P-IY1 S-AH1-V SH-IH1-T


like two to three inches. what? like five to six inches.

L-AY1-K T-UW1 T-UW1 TH-R-IY1 IH1-N CH-AH0 Z-W-AH1 T-L-AY1-K F-AY1-V T-UW1 S-IH1-K S-IH1-N CH-AH0-Z


only in alberta if you drive like a rusty piece of shit car, truck.

OW1 N-L-IY0 IH0 N-AE0-L B-ER1 T-AH0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-R-AY1 V-L-AY1 K-AH0 R-AH1-S T-IY0 P-IY1 S-AH1-V SH-IH1-T K-AA1-R T-R-AH1-K


i don't know. i don't think that's the last one, honestly.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-W-AH1 N-AA1 N-AH0-S T-L-IY0


like a same as the first guy penis. yeah. like a four to five.

L-AY1 K-AH0 S-EY1 M-AE1-Z DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T G-AY1 P-IY1 N-IH0 S-Y-AE1 L-AY1 K-AH0 F-AO1-R T-UW1 F-AY1-V


okay. i just want all of the people would be like, "i drive that car."

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-UH1-D B-IY1 L-AY1 K-AY1 D-R-AY1-V DH-AE1-T K-AA1-R


i don't know, it's not my kind of car. i know that it is a classic and that's blasting me for saying that, but i really don't give a shit about that car.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-M-AY1 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V K-AA1 R-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 K-L-AE1 S-IH0 K-AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T-S B-L-AE1-S T-IH0-NG M-IY1 F-AO1-R S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AA1-N-T G-IH1 V-AH0 SH-IH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T K-AA1-R


he like takes his dick and shoves it in the tailpipe.

HH-IY1 L-AY1-K T-EY1-K-S HH-IH1-Z D-IH1 K-AH0-N-D SH-AH1-V Z-IH1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 T-EY1-L P-AY2-P


so he's kind of a piece of shit.

S-OW1 HH-IY1-Z K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH0 P-IY1 S-AH1-V SH-IH1-T


you're like, "that's my dream car."

Y-UH1-R L-AY1-K TH-AE1-T S-M-AY1 D-R-IY1-M K-AA1-R


he really fixes up cars in his garage.

HH-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 F-IH1-K S-IH0 Z-AH1-P K-AA1-R Z-IH0-N HH-IH1-Z G-ER0 AA1-ZH


i mean, i would like to date someone who knows a little bit about cars so he can fix my car.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 D-EY1-T S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N HH-UW1 N-OW1 Z-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T K-AA1-R-Z S-OW1 HH-IY1 K-AE1-N F-IH1-K S-M-AY1 K-AA1-R


yeah, sure. as long as he had automatic start cause in canada, that's just a fucking must-have.

Y-AE1 SH-UH1 R-AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1-Z HH-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AO2 T-AH0 M-AE1 T-IH0-K-S T-AA1-R-T K-AA1 Z-IH0-N K-AE1 N-AH0 D-AH0 TH-AE1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG M-AH1-S-T HH-AA2-V


if you have doors that go up that way? fuck yeah.

IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V D-AO1-R-Z DH-AE1-T G-OW1 AH1-P DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 F-AH1 K-Y-AE1


that's the car i drive. by the way. okay.

TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 K-AA1 R-AY1 D-R-AY1-V B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 OW2 K-EY1


so true. so true.


yeah. my girlfriend's ass is just like "uh." what else?

Y-AE1 M-AY1 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D Z-AE1 S-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-AH1 W-AH1 T-EH1-L-S


i was on like a train line i think in there. so

AY1 W-AA1 Z-AA1 N-L-AY1 K-AH0 T-R-EY1 N-L-AY1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-N DH-EH1-R S-OW1


a train line of track.


i was on a train line of thinking. you're just like, what?

AY1 W-AA1 Z-AA1 N-AH0 T-R-EY1 N-L-AY1 N-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-T


oh, and you might've punched a guy in the face just for like no reason. just for really looking at your girl the wrong way, you would have been like, what the fuck?

OW1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 M-IY1 T-AH0-V P-AH1-N-CH T-AH0 G-AY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 F-EY1-S JH-AH1-S-T F-AO1-R L-AY1 K-N-OW1 R-IY1 Z-AH0-N JH-AH1-S-T F-AO1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R G-ER1-L DH-AH0 R-AO1 NG-W-EY1 Y-UW1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V B-IH1 N-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 F-AH1-K


and it's all true.


but then i looked at it another time and i was like, it's white and gold what the fuck? and then i looked at it again and it was blue and black. so i don't know.

B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 L-UH1-K T-AE1 T-IH1 T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 T-AY1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-IH1-T S-W-AY1 T-AH0-N-D G-OW1-L D-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 L-UH1-K T-AE1 T-IH1 T-AH0 G-EH1 N-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z B-L-UW1 AH0-N-D B-L-AE1-K S-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1


turn up, for what? she's going to have michelle obama thing.

T-ER1 N-AH1-P F-AO1 R-W-AH1-T SH-EH1-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-M-IH0 SH-EH1 L-OW2 B-AA1 M-AH0 TH-IH1-NG


do you have a first period video?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-ER1-S-T P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-D V-IH1 D-IY0 OW0


is it okay for a couple that's been dating for six months to move from second to third base?

IH1 Z-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0-L TH-AE1-T-S B-IH1-N D-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R S-IH1-K S-M-AH1-N-TH-S T-UW1 M-UW1-V F-R-AH1-M S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D T-UW1 TH-ER1-D B-EY1-S


god no, wait at least two more years.

G-AA1 D-N-OW1 W-EY1 T-AE1 T-L-IY1-S-T T-UW1 M-AO1 R-Y-IH1-R-Z


do you think it's okay for a 14 and 16 year old to date?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 F-AO1 R-AH0 F-AO1-R T-IY1 N-AH0-N-D S-IH0-K-S T-IY1 N-Y-IH1 R-OW1-L-D T-UW1 D-EY1-T


i was just going to say that one, but you're going to say something like, "kill yourself" and i don't want to do that.

AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-W-AH1-N B-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-EY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K K-IH1 L-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


do you watch better call saul?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-CH B-EH1 T-ER0 K-AO1-L S-AO1-L


jessica. it could go either way. i know some really nice jessica's,

JH-EH1 S-IH0 K-AH0 IH1-T K-UH1-D G-OW1 IY1 DH-ER0 W-EY1 AY1 N-OW1 S-AH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AY1-S JH-EH1 S-IH0 K-AH0-Z


cause i know some really busy jessica's. matthew, i feel like he would dance a little weird and get hooked on drugs.

K-AA1 Z-AY1 N-OW1 S-AH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-IH1 Z-IY0 JH-EH1 S-IH0 K-AH0 Z-M-AE1 TH-Y-UW0 AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K HH-IY1 W-UH1-D D-AE1-N S-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-W-IH1-R D-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T HH-UH1-K T-AA1-N D-R-AH1-G-Z


and i don't, i don't mind that name. i mean, i know some like pretty stupid josh's, but i don't know any like really evil.

AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-M-AY1-N-D DH-AE1 T-N-EY1 M-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 N-OW1 S-AH1 M-L-AY1-K P-R-IH1 T-IY0-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D JH-AA1 SH-AH0-Z B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 L-AY1 K-R-IH1 L-IY0 IY1 V-AH0-L


rick is a, he's a sheriff and he's caught in the zombie apocalypse.

R-IH1 K-IH1 Z-AH0 HH-IY1 Z-AH0 SH-EH1 R-AH0 F-AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z K-AA1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 Z-AA1-M B-IY0 AH0 P-AA1 K-AH0 L-IH2-P-S


jamie was quick to answer, "damn boy, that quote was deeper than my vagina."

JH-EY1 M-IY0 W-AA1-Z K-W-IH1-K T-UW1 AE1-N S-ER0 D-AE1-M B-OY1 DH-AE1-T K-W-OW1 T-W-AA1-Z D-IY1 P-ER0 DH-AE1-N M-AY1 V-AH0 JH-AY1 N-AH0


sweat dripping down his face, the door crept open. and there was jamie.

S-W-EH1-T D-R-IH1 P-IH0-NG D-AW1-N HH-IH1-Z F-EY1-S DH-AH0 D-AO1-R K-R-EH1-P T-OW1 P-AH0 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z JH-EY1 M-IY0


that was literally an entire fucking paragraph.

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-IH1 T-ER0 AH0 L-IY0 AE1 N-IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG P-AE1 R-AH0 G-R-AE2-F


the gun shot, still through her head. justin confused, but happy ran over to her.

DH-AH0 G-AH1-N SH-AA1-T-S T-IH1-L TH-R-UW1 HH-ER0 HH-EH1-D JH-AH1-S T-AH0-N K-AH0-N F-Y-UW1-Z-D B-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-IY0 R-AE1 N-OW1 V-ER0 T-UW1 HH-ER0


her mouth opened widely. she said, "wow. and my dick won't even fit in your mouth.

HH-ER0 M-AW1 DH-OW1 P-AH0-N D-W-AY1 D-L-IY0 SH-IY1 S-EH1 D-W-AW1 AH0-N D-M-AY1 D-IH1 K-W-OW1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N F-IH1 T-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R M-AW1-DH


i love your podcast. i binged-watched them all the time as i wrote this.

AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R P-OW1-D K-AE2-S T-AY1 B-IH1-NG G-IH0 D-AH0 T-IH0-F DH-EH1 M-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AE1 Z-AY1 R-OW1-T DH-IH1-S


okay. it was like this big and he read like the first paragraph and the last paragraph.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S B-IH1 G-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 R-IY1 D-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T P-AE1 R-AH0 G-R-AE2 F-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T P-AE1 R-AH0 G-R-AE2-F


like my mom wrote.


oh quick. if you want to send us fan fiction, go to outsidethecomfortzone@outlook.com. sorry this one's a little bit shorter guys.

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yeah, that was the kid.


the 21 jump street. you actually jonah hill did wolf of wall street.

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at least your name makes sense. not like wind or bubbles.

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you don't know that song? you've been living under a rock. she's like, "but ... a rock?".

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[crosstalk] in ... what was it? 2011?

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okay. so fuck vegans real quick.

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they're below us, anyways. we might as well shoot him.

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how, if we came from monkeys, are there still monkeys?

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god wouldn't make a mistake like that.

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we should feed these humans because they're superior. so then they just stopped doing all of that.

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there was gertrude stein. and i knew it she from photographs i'd seen.

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and at once, i knew her voice as being something apart. she had a deep ...

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you call it all avant-garde.

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for example, the alphabet puts the irish poet, samuel beckett and the american artist and musician, captain beefheart next to each other.

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let me just illustrate this correlation using this sound material available on uber web. this is samuel beckett from an interview in 1959.

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i'd like to tell you people watching listening. boo!

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people do. i don't have a prescription, but i think people find themselves stumbling through the archive. the way we stumbled through a used book store. i think that's the best analogy ...

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but of course i wondered what mr. goldsmith's favorite recording would be the man who by himself has put the entire content up on uber web. what does he prefer?

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mr. goldsmith: here's an example.

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i think this is a map. i should probably have permitted use under a [inaudible 00:01:59].

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so i'll take you to ...


in quantum gis in the snapshot on the screen. i decided that on my blog i wouldn't show the whole map because i'm a prudency fundamentalist, so you can take it off privilege that i'm sharing

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before i do ... although i'd never put that on the map itself.

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you do realize that not all of the information is solely the fortress,

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that'd be useful for us to access and get through. okay. thanks very much.

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hello. this is yaro starak welcome to everything entrepreneurship, episode number 31 with my co-host walter haas. hello walter.

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good. and where is everything going with the company and 500 startups as well?

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i'm guessing you don't have to look over his work, like the problems we had.

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so basically you probably couldn't assess them cause you don't know ruby on rails well enough, is that accurate?

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so what's going on with 500 startups? is it different from startmate, the other incubator you went through in australia?

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what's a day like for you though? do you go in at nine and code and then they have a mentor meeting and then you code some more? what's a day in the life of walter haas at the moment?

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when do all the actual parts of the accelerator happen though? all the meetings and the trainings and all that.

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there're some tears, i can see. and

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seems to be the personality types to pull this off, there's something a little wrong with them.

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yeah. some people survive and they seem to be okay.

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30 am, i think i rolled out of bed at 10:00 this morning.

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set up these front-end funnels, but not using video, using email and blog posts.

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my world doesn't revolve around who i piss off less. walter, maybe yours does at the moment.

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it's because there's just so little time here.

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on specifically how best to break up with your wife.

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yeah. it's a good example, which you probably could put into inductly. couldn't you on some level?

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well, if you were excited about ideas, you could say, "why don't we put ... once they've done the induction process, they're going to stop using our apps. so we should get this time management thing too, so they keep using it" now that's [crosstalk] just sort of

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into an english school that did it. for nine months i wasted my time doing that.

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thank you to all our listeners. anything you want to throw in before i do the roundup? or do you want to do the roundup? do you want to tell them all about our, our itunes channel and our, our website?

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yes. and walter has given me a video to put along with this episode. so you guys can see his office. or is it your office you've got in this video?

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awesome. all right. we'll put that with this podcast, @everything-entrepreneurship.com/31. walter, thank you for joining me.

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[inaudible] bye for now.

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what did you think of it today? i thought it was amazing.

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yeah, right on. i love it. see and this is why, how could i not have a fellow libertine on the show? i think that's fantastic. and our guests are

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crazy, ridiculously low.

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and, right. we're doing so. you got a couple of examples you know off the top of your head?

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yeah. thank you. that's why i don't make any money doing the show, no.

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smaller than the oes. so this thing could fit in your hand.

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sure, sure. that makes total sense.

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mind-fuck, no doubt about it.

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yeah. yeah. i agree. it's a funny academy that occurs. like you take a country like norway,

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bravo. wow. and so what was the ... would you mind giving like the year on that?

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you have, now that puts you puts you in an even rarer group.

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tweens get in it. every sci-fi show has to do that, but ...

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yeah. exactly. the next generation did it. everybody does it. yeah.

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yeah. so, so you had, they took all this mythology and they just tried to make some kind of scientific sense.

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i think there's five movies or something. isn't there? yeah.

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yeah. now, all right since we're fully geeking out here. see, the sci-fi channel used to be cool like that.

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now it can play anything. it could play mkv files,

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but that just means you get a better deal. mm-hmm(affirmative). so that's okay.

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i love it. yeah. okay. well, i'm glad that our conversation went down that route. because, yeah. a lot of tech in this show.

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on my uber and maybe it may not be sufficient.

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very long time. the one we've been privately referring to as the abomination episode, not because we expect the episode itself to be an abomination, but because of the two movies we're going to be

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discussing. die another day and on her majesty's secret service.

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yeah. it was still that horrific ball of poop, but it was slightly dryer. not quite as stinky. it was just basically ... i kind of ...

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her games, her own mission. so i would say at that point she's playing bond's game on himself,

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right? i'm sorry. i look at her and her attitude just takes away anything else that might come about her. when i looked at her coming out of the water. one, i thought

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gazillionaire british guy who now is the toast of the town and ready to take over the world.

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you're basically laundering blood diamonds. well that's okay. i get that and everything. but how is it that they were able ... they took one look at one diamond and said, "yep, the chemical composition is identical",

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just like the fact that we got to see a battle between supercars. normally you see james bond cars going up against a hoard of regular cars and he has to use all his tricks too just to ...

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crying. it's not awful. and the callbacks, it makes a respectful, they work. you actually get a callback to john barry's 007 theme in here, which is kind of a nice tribute.

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oh my gosh. i think we've seen this before. and

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those people are what i like to refer to as wrong. no, just like pbr. just because it may be coming back in popularity, doesn't

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make it any better. pbr is still a crappy beer. it is disgusting,

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above schlitz malt liquor. it is not good. i'm going to disagree slightly there. well, i'm going to say it's not a good beer. as far as cheap beers go ...

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made to try and taste like almost-beer. i drank half a can natty ice one time and had a headache, half a can

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before i already had a headache. i'm like, "no. i don't need to take this badly"

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and it still beats beast and it's still beats bud light. well, like i said, i put it one step above schlitz, which i put above. i put schlitz above all those things.

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so it's all good, but that doesn't make it good. being the better than the ultra crap doesn't make it good.

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jimmy bar. that was just so rough. maybe if i'd have been drinking like you were, when you watched it. i didn't get

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a chance to ... i was watching it at work on youtube. so i couldn't drink while i was watching it ... maybe if i had. but no, this one right from the very beginning. we have an opening sequence that

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first of all, it just doesn't make a lot of sense, right from the get go. plus it's really slow. it's really dark,

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to think it's being filmed at night, but it obviously doesn't come off that way. this is the unfortunate filming convention that you see in a lot of things. we've discussed

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this when we were talking about the earlier episodes. the original connery films where nobody filmed in true night, you would see it very, very rarely, but often

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they would film at twilight and pretend it was night or they put a dusky filter over the camera and filmed just in broad daylight. and it was just really bad. it wasn't ...

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even necessary, but they did it anyway. and you see that here and you also see, and this is something i particularly do not like,

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the exaggerated camera tricks, which are used in every single combat scene, which basically makes me not believe any of them. it's

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very much the 1960s equivalent of the overuse of wirework, once it became popularized in the west

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with the matrix, because it makes every combat scene look fake. maybe george

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will, because i'll never believe it, because looking at these scenes, it's all sped up, camera tricks, frames cutout, or you see them fighting in shadow. so maybe it's not

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even him anymore. i hate every single fight scene in this movie. yes, they're all just so rough. and then, exactly, and the camera work changes so

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