i'm going to kill that idiot. what is wrong with... the animal did nothing to him, minding its own business. he reached over the thing and grabbed it by its neck and just like started wailing it around.

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maybe he was on acid or something. maybe he was tripping.

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there's more than those two options, and i'm not telling anyone who to vote for. i'm not, that's your choice. i'm not going to -

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but wait a minute. there's someone here saying things that aren't crazy.

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yep and he has a lot of fucking sensible things to say. all i'm going to say is make your own decisions, look up and research your candidate.

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like i'm an honorably discharged veteran from the military, i'm muslim, and i'm thinking of voting for trump. what can you do to make me vote for you? and i was like

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how are you like bernie to make me like you? [crosstalk 00:04:05]

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it was a really fucking stupid ass question. first of all because that would be like me saying,

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i'm talking about the 95% thc that's in the hands of all of our youth. and he was well, first of all -

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j o h n s o n w e l d because his running mate is... what is his first name?

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so there's a petition that you can sign -

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on stage, how many debates are they going to have? like four, they're just going to get up there and yell at each other.

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or if you're just voting for donald trump because you hate hillary clinton, i don't feel like that's okay either.

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i hate politics and i've never actually paid attention to them before this election, but i've never heard someone who makes sense before like listening to gary johnson. [crosstalk 00:04:54]

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the guy commented and tagged me and said, why don't you try getting a job and you can get your own.

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no, we haven't had any true haters yet, though, not any that mattered. other than the twelve-year-old and then that guy hated on you.

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but i mean, don't get me wrong. i talk shit to my friends about people all the time, but i don't-

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because it made me sad. all right. so we had a episode a while back where we talked about axl rose and slash and they had to-

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i don't know want to know. i don't want to know what he sounds like, because it's going to break my little heart if he's not, you know-

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but, oh, steve perry, i thought he was dead for a long time. turns out he ain't even dead. he's just an asshole. couldn't fucking get his-wait.

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wait. he ain't even fucking dead.bastard.you bitch, what are you doing? but anyways-

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... if you listen to audio version of the podcast, you're going to hear my song pick-

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... and then go listen to guns n' roses sing it, like now. wait shouldn't you listen to guns n' roses versus-

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we would really like that five stars. if you ain't going to give us five stars, then don't do it.

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moving's just fucking awful.

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finds out, and i didn't tell him. so i told him it was on there and he listened to it, and he was like, "oh."

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no. i swore i was not going to try online dating again, but i did.uh-oh.and i have a date.

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and she keeps swatting him on the nose, but he keeps, he's like, "hmm." he's a big dumb dog, so he's like, "what's going on over here? how come you don't like me?" and she's like...

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oh, no, i bet you're right. all that damn lounging. i know. hold on. let me fix it. technical difficulties.

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so i'm going to be going into the office, doing administrative mommy type business.

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i would call and pretend that i was like my friend's mom and-

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but older kids just walk home. if their parents called, you could just leave.

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i don't know.but i mean, is he an irishman or is he canadian?i don't know.

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that florida humidity got that algae growing out of control sometimes so bad it looks like your house is a hobbit home.mm-hmm (affirmative). that's not good.

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don't know. mandy decided then for the sake of being able to move into a bigger house with a backyard instead of a condo, her and her mom decided to shack up together and...

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we need to get this taken care of, or he has to get rehomed, because i can't have him attacking the kids and going [crosstalk 00:02:23]-

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so i said, "okay, so how do you make a dog stop jumping?" and this is her response. "knee them every time, hard. even if you knock her over, keep it up, and loudly, tell her no. be the pack leader."

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lawyer's coming after me and then i just don't want to deal with that.

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... and bite my arm. and i'm like, "what the fuck? i just gave you the food. you've never done this before."

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... to do our mafia beatings, because we just started talking about all kinds of shit.

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that shit just happens. so what happens is jam, the nice guy-

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... cover me photography. joey the flash already had a bad-ass last-

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... but i'm also so fucking sick of painting, so i don't know if i'm going to paint that or if i'm going to-i-

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... and have those barnacles in your lungs. not real barnacles. what are those things called? bronchitis? no.

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why are [crosstalk 00:03:38] running for your life?i know, skeeter would never say that.

W-AY1 AA1-R K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z TH-R-IY1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 D-IY0 EY1-T S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-R-AH1 N-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R L-AY1 F-IY0 N-OW1-S K-IY1 T-ER0 W-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 S-EY1 DH-AE1-T


... feeling like after i was working at my standing desk for a while and i was like, "ooh, look at these [crosstalk 00:03:46]-it's really-

F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-L-AY1 K-AE1-F T-ER0 AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AE1 T-M-AY1-S T-AE1-N D-IH0-NG D-EH1-S-K F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1 L-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IY1-Z K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z TH-R-IY1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R T-IY0 S-IH1-K-S S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0


... to pass it. we don't like it. we don't condone it.

T-UW1 P-AE1 S-IH1 T-W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1 K-IH1 T-W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T K-AH0-N D-OW1 N-IH1-T


... can do. you just lay on the grass. and if you want, you can bring chairs and the picnic thing and-

K-AE1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-L-EY1 AA1-N DH-AH0 G-R-AE1 S-AH0-N D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N B-R-IH1-NG CH-EH1-R Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 P-IH1 K-N-IH2-K TH-IH1 NG-AH0-N-D


but for one second, she did not. the thing was, she was sitting on this-

B-AH1-T F-AO1 R-W-AH1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 D-IH1 D-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-W-AA1-Z SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-IH1-S


but i would look back and he would just be looking like... panicking and looking around like he was just trying to find any reason to just bail. like, "i got-

B-AH1 T-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-UH1-K B-AE1 K-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K P-AE1 N-IH0 K-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-L-AY1-K HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-EH1 N-IY0 R-IY1 Z-AH0-N T-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T B-EY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1 G-AA1-T


he was on my tail the whole... i thought i could just lose him.

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AA1-N M-AY1 T-EY1-L DH-AH0 HH-OW1 L-AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 K-UH1-D JH-AH1-S T-L-UW1-Z HH-IH1-M


oh, no. there was...


also, for those of you that don't know, i like-

AO1-L S-OW0 F-AO1-R DH-OW1 Z-AH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-AE1-T D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 L-AY1-K


the next day i was like, that was a weird fucking night.

DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T D-EY1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 W-IH1-R-D F-AH1 K-IH0-NG N-AY1-T


... set way to do this. we think of shit that we want to talk about and we talk about it, or we don't. it's just off the cuff and we talk.

S-EH1 T-W-EY1 T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-W-IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1-V SH-IH1-T DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH0-N D-W-IY1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-AO1 R-W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AO1-F DH-AH0 K-AH1 F-AH0-N D-W-IY1 T-AO1-K


... and nutella. oh, and i got cookie bites. they had cookie dough pieces.i did see those. i almost got [crosstalk 00:04:50]-oh, you got brownies on yours.yeah.i feel like you didn't mention that.i did, i said brownies.

AH0-N D-N-UW0 T-EH1 L-AH0 OW1 AH0-N D-AY1 G-AA1-T K-UH1 K-IY0 B-AY1-T-S DH-EY1 HH-AE1-D K-UH1 K-IY0 D-OW1 P-IY0 CH-EH1 S-IY0 D-IH1-D S-IY1 DH-OW1 Z-AY1 AO1-L M-OW2-S-T G-AA1-T K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z F-AO1-R M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-OW1 Y-UW1 G-AA1-T B-R-AW1 N-IY0 Z-AA1 N-Y-UH0-R S-IY0 W-IY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-EH1-N SH-AH0-N TH-AE1 T-IY0 D-IH1 D-AY1 S-EH1-D B-R-AW1 N-IY0-Z


it's just bad now. now you're just watching judge judy with a dirty-ass roof.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T B-AE1 D-N-AW1 N-AW1 Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG JH-AH1-JH JH-UW1 D-IY0 W-IH1 DH-AH0 D-ER1 SH-AH0 S-R-UW1-F


it's not lady like. i like iron abs better. all right. so, you guys-

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-EY1 D-IY0 L-AY1 K-AY1 L-AY1 K-AY1 ER0 N-EY1 B-IY1 EH1-S B-EH1 T-ER0 AO1-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


andrea iron abs, she says she tries to do 30 minutes a day with insanity max.

AE1-N D-R-IY0 AH0 AY1 ER0 N-EY1 B-IY1 EH1-S SH-IY1 S-EH1-Z SH-IY1 T-R-AY1-Z T-UW1 D-UW1 TH-ER1 D-IY0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0 D-EY1 W-IH1 DH-IH0-N S-AE1 N-AH0 T-IY0 M-AE1-K-S


max 30... or the 21 day fix. and she feels like it's probably not not enough because she likes to eat hella foods. that i understand.girl.

M-AE1-K-S TH-ER1 D-IY0 AO1-R DH-AH0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 W-AH1-N D-EY1 F-IH1-K S-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 F-IY1-L Z-L-AY1 K-IH1-T-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 N-AA1 T-N-AA1 T-IH0 N-AH1-F B-IH0 K-AO1-Z SH-IY1 L-AY1-K-S T-UW1 IY1-T HH-EH1 L-AH0 F-UW1-D-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-NG D-ER0 IH0-NG


and then she has to be in our mafia, and she could be our muscle when goes sideways.that's right. you're going to fuck people up.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N SH-IY1 HH-AE1-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 IH0 N-AW1 ER0 M-AA1 F-IY0 AH0 AH0-N-D SH-IY1 K-UH1-D B-IY1 AW1 ER0 M-AH1 S-AH0 L-W-EH1-N G-OW1-Z S-AY1 D-W-AH0-S T-AE2-F S-R-AY1 T-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AH1-K P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AH1-P


really important to get up and not sit in your desk for eight hours a day. it just... i don't know. i feel like that fucked me; when i started having a desk job.

R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH1 P-AH0-N D-N-AA1-T S-IH1 T-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R D-EH1-S-K F-AO1 R-EY1 T-AW1 ER0 Z-AH0 D-EY1 IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T F-AH1-K T-M-IY1 W-EH1 N-AY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 D-EH1-S-K JH-AA1-B


because i've never been like a super heavy person. but as soon as i started working and sitting all day, i gained a lot of weight and my bones hurt all the time and my joints.it's the secretary spread.oh, it's awful.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 B-IH1 N-L-AY1 K-AH0 S-UW1 P-ER0 HH-EH1 V-IY0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N B-AH1 T-AE1-Z S-UW1 N-AE1 Z-AY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0 D-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AO1-L D-EY1 AY1 G-EY1-N D-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-W-EY1 T-AH0-N D-M-AY1 B-OW1-N-Z HH-ER1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AH0-N D-M-AY1 JH-OY1-N-S T-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 S-EH1 K-R-AH0 T-EH2 R-IY0-S P-R-EH1 D-OW0 IH1-T S-AA1 F-AH0-L


and then on your next song, your softer song, you bring that shit all the way fucking down. and try to... don't just go on a walk through the park, but try to stay in the yellow. is that what it is?

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R N-EH1-K-S-T S-AO1 NG-Y-AO1-R S-AA1-F T-ER0 S-AO1 NG-Y-UW1 B-R-IH1-NG DH-AE1-T SH-IH1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 W-EY1 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG D-AW1 N-AH0-N-D T-R-AY1 T-UW1 D-AA1-N-T JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 AA1 N-AH0 W-AO1-K TH-R-UW1 DH-AH0 P-AA1-R-K B-AH1-T T-R-AY1 T-UW1-S T-EY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 Y-EH1 L-OW0 IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1 T-IH1-Z


mine doesn't have colors. i have the watch.oh. that's right.

M-AY1-N D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V K-AH1 L-ER0 Z-AY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 W-AA1 CH-AH0 TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1-T


to whatever the fuck you were going to talk about.i know. i was just thinking-because i need to know.... do i even want to talk about this?yeah. no, it's too late now. you told me and i want to know.well, i know i told-

T-UW1 W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-Y-UW1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-UW1 T-UW2 N-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG K-OW2 S-IH0 S-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 N-OW1 D-UW1 AY1 IY1 V-IH0 N-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T TH-IH0 S-IY1 AH0 N-OW1 IH1-T-S T-UW1 L-EY1 T-N-AW1 Y-UW1 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 N-AA1 W-EH0 L-AY1 N-OW1 AY1 T-OW1-L-D


"i wanted to tell you that i'm going to go on this third date with this girl that i met. and i really like her, and i can't be dating her and still like talking to you all the time." and all this stuff. and i was like-

AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 AA1-N DH-IH1-S TH-ER1-D D-EY1 T-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S G-ER1-L DH-AE1 T-AY1 M-EH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1-K HH-ER0 AH0-N D-AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 D-EY1 T-IH0-NG HH-ER0 AH0-N-D-S T-IH1-L L-AY1-K T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-UW1 AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AH0-N D-AO1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1 F-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K


so, i went off and he was like... but he doesn't live here anymore. and that's the whole thing. and i was like-

S-OW1 AY1 W-EH1-N T-AO1 F-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K B-AH1-T HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-L-AY1-V HH-IY1 R-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1 R-AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L TH-IH1 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K


... "i'm not going to cry." okay. this is the funny part. so, i was at work. so, 10 minutes later, i get off, i screenshot her everything, of course. i was telling her everything that's happened. and she was like-

AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-R-AY1 OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 F-AH1 N-IY0 P-AA1-R-T S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-AE1 T-W-ER1-K S-OW1 T-EH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-L-EY1 T-ER0 AY1 G-EH1 T-AO1 F-AY1-S K-R-IY1-N SH-AH0-T HH-ER0 EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH1-V K-AO1-R S-AY1 W-AA1-Z T-EH1 L-IH0-NG HH-ER0 EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG TH-AE1-T-S HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K


"that's [inaudible 00:01:46] with my mother-in-law too. her name is brittany. my mother-in-law's name is barbara." so, i get in my car and i said, "and, now i'm in the car crying."

TH-AE1-T S-IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R T-IY0 S-IH1-K-S S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 M-AH1 DH-ER0 IH0-N HH-AH0 L-AH0-TH T-UW1 HH-ER0 N-EY1 M-IH1-Z B-R-IH1 T-AH0 N-IY0 M-AY1 M-AH1 DH-ER0 IH0-N HH-AH0 L-AH0 S-N-EY1 M-IH1-Z B-AA1-R B-ER0 AH0 S-OW1 AY1 G-EH1 T-IH0-N M-AY1 K-AA1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 S-EH1 D-AH0-N D-N-AW1 AY1 AE1 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AA1-R K-R-AY1 IH0-NG


but then i didn't know i was pregnant. i had no idea. and god, i'm just glad stevie is not-

B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-Z P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N T-AY1 HH-AE1 D-N-OW1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 AH0-N-D G-AA1 D-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-L-AE1-D-S T-IY1 V-IY0 IH1 Z-N-AA1-T


[crosstalk 00:02:02] really your man, but he ought to know.he can't get mad but he should know that he's your man.

K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z T-UW1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D T-UW1 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 Y-AO1-R M-AE1-N B-AH1-T HH-IY1 AO1-T T-UW1 N-OW1-HH K-AE1-N-T G-EH1 T-M-AE1-D B-AH1-T HH-IY1 SH-UH1 D-N-OW1 DH-AE1-T HH-IY1 Z-Y-AO1-R M-AE1-N


does he know words? does he knows name?jake?

D-AH1-Z HH-IY1 N-OW1 W-ER1-D-Z D-AH1-Z HH-IY1 N-OW1 Z-N-EY1 M-AH0 JH-EY2-K


i mean, i think that she has enough couth not to, but it just... i don't know. i couldn't imagine if i had some-

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 HH-AE1 Z-IH0 N-AH1-F K-UW1 TH-N-AA1-T T-UW1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0 N-IH1 F-AY1 HH-AE1-D S-AH1-M


i don't know. i've never been a judge. i don't know any judges personally, but i feel like that's the highest level.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 B-IH1 N-AH0 JH-AH1 JH-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 JH-AH1 JH-IH0-Z P-ER1 S-AH0 N-AH0 L-IY0 B-AH1 T-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 HH-AY1 AH0-S T-L-EH1 V-AH0-L


[inaudible 00:02:30] jelly greco got stabbed, he boarded someone's boat without permission. you know you're not allowed to do that. that's a real offense.oh wow.you're supposed to ask.

IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z T-UW1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 D-IY0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z JH-EH1 L-IY0 G-R-EH1 K-OW0 G-AA1-T-S T-AE1-B-D HH-IY1 B-AO1-R D-AH0-D S-AH1 M-OW2-N-Z B-OW1 T-W-IH0 TH-AW1-T P-ER0 M-IH1 SH-AH0 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 AA1-R N-AA1 T-AH0 L-AW1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T TH-AE1-T S-AH0 R-IY1 L-AH0 F-EH1-N S-AH0 W-AW1 IY0 UW0 AA1-R S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 AE1-S-K


i always liked on maury povich, when they put the sexy decoy and the green rooms. whenever they would come on. do you remember that? back when maury povich-

AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-L-AY1-K T-AA1-N M-AO1 R-IY0 P-OW1 V-IH0 CH-W-EH1-N DH-EY1 P-UH1-T DH-AH0 S-EH1-K S-IY0 D-IY1 K-OY0 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 G-R-IY1 N-R-UW1-M Z-W-EH0 N-EH1 V-ER0 DH-EY1 W-UH1-D K-AH1 M-AA1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AE1-T B-AE1 K-W-EH1-N M-AO1 R-IY0 P-OW1 V-IH0-CH


oh, my gosh. i feel like something funny happened. and i wanted to tell you about it. i can't remember what it was.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 SH-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG F-AH1 N-IY0 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-AH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z


i'm trying to go through this thing called life, at a easy pace. mureal think it's a power struggle.

IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 TH-R-UW1 DH-IH1-S TH-IH1-NG K-AO1-L D-L-AY1 F-AE1 T-AH0 IY1 Z-IY0 P-EY1 S-M-Y-UH1 R-AH0-L TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-AH0 P-AW1 ER0-S T-R-AH1 G-AH0-L


i don't know, but she always overanalyzes and sometimes she's spot on and sometimes she's not.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 B-AH1-T SH-IY1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 N-AH0 L-AY2 Z-IH0 Z-AH0-N-D S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z SH-EH1-S-S P-AA1 T-AA1 N-AH0-N-D S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z SH-EH1 S-N-AA1-T


[inaudible 00:03:07] have those relationship and it sometimes causes me to start looking at something else for a while.

IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z TH-R-IY1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D S-EH1 V-AH0-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z HH-AE1-V DH-OW1 Z-R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2 P-AH0-N D-IH1-T S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z K-AA1 Z-AH0 Z-M-IY1 T-UW1-S T-AA1-R T-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AE1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L-S F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L


well, okay. first of all, when we went to the gym yesterday, i really did leave. i couldn't help it.i feel like you'd never leave.i'm stuck.

W-EH1 L-OW2 K-EY1 F-ER1-S T-AH1 V-AO1 L-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 JH-IH1 M-Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-IH1 D-L-IY1 V-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T HH-EH1-L P-AY1 T-IY0 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-Y-AH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 L-IY1 V-IY0-M-S T-AH1-K


... dressed. and then you said, "we're going to be late." and i said, "i met nick mullen." but i can't see the times on that. it just says 5:17.and we were late.

D-R-EH1-S T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 L-EY1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 S-EH1 D-AY1 M-EH1 T-N-IH1 K-M-AH1 L-AH0-N B-AH1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N-T S-IY1 DH-AH0 T-AY1-M Z-AA1-N DH-AE1 T-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1-Z F-AY1-V S-EH2 V-AH0-N T-EH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N D-W-IY1 W-ER0 L-EY1-T


okay. 5:17, the class didn't start till 5:45, and we were-

OW2 K-EY1 F-AY1-V S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY1-N DH-AH0 K-L-AE1-S D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T-S T-AA1-R-T T-IH1-L F-AY1-V F-AO1-R T-IY0 F-AY1 V-AH0-N D-W-IY1 W-ER0


... giant cabinet in the back.all right.so, if we would have just rode on out, id have just shoved you in. and we would have went, we probably would have been on time.

JH-AY1 AH0-N-T K-AE1 B-AH0 N-AH0 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AE1 K-AH0-L R-AY1-T S-OW0 IH1 F-W-IY1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V JH-AH1-S T-R-OW1 D-AA1 N-AW1 T-IH1-D HH-AE1-V JH-AH1-S-T SH-AH1-V D-Y-UW1 IH0 N-AH0-N D-W-IY1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-W-EH1-N T-W-IY1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V B-IH1 N-AA1-N T-AY1-M


i couldn't respond to you. i couldn't find your message, i'm sorry. but you know what? i think we really do need to try to get something together.

AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-R-IH0-S P-AA1-N-D T-UW1 Y-UW1 AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T F-AY1-N D-Y-AO1-R M-EH1 S-AH0 JH-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-UW1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 T-R-AY1 T-UW1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


i don't even have that. i don't got. i just stayed in the corner, "want to go home."

AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-AE1-V DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T G-AA1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-EY1 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AO1-R N-ER0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 HH-OW1-M


but yeah, that's pretty much it, as far as that goes. we want to do those things, but we stuck and haven't been able to.

B-AH1 T-Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 M-AH1 CH-IH1 T-AE1-Z F-AA1 R-AE1-Z DH-AE1-T G-OW1 Z-W-IY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-OW1-Z TH-IH1-NG-Z B-AH1 T-W-IY1-S T-AH1 K-AH0-N-D HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T B-IH1 N-EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1


but i mean... i don't know. i feel like it's equal. i feel like as many men kill women and vice versa. but it just... i don't know, i think it makes for as good a story.

B-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1-T S-IY1 K-W-AH0 L-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AE1 Z-M-EH1 N-IY0 M-EH1-N K-IH1 L-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-AH0-N-D V-AY1-S V-ER1 S-AH0 B-AH1 T-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-M-EY1-K-S F-AO1 R-AE1-Z G-UH1 D-AH0-S T-AO1 R-IY0


i saw this thing somebody posted and i can't... i'm pretty sure it-

AY1 S-AO1 DH-IH1-S TH-IH1-NG S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 P-OW1-S T-IH0 D-AH0-N D-AY1 K-AE1-N T-IH1-M P-R-IH1 T-IY0 SH-UH1 R-IH1-T


ted saw it. and i was like, "okay, this is fucking awful." and i feel like-

T-EH1-D S-AO1 IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-AA1 F-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K


babe, he's with everybody. i don't think that every... you know what i mean? i feel like that's a specific subcategory. i don't think that that's the overall thing. i feel like there's just a lot of people-

B-EY1-B HH-IY1 Z-W-IH1 DH-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K TH-AE1-T S-AH0-S P-AH0 S-IH1 F-IH0-K S-AH1-B K-AH0 T-AH0 JH-EH2 R-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 OW1 V-ER0 AO2-L TH-IH1 NG-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K DH-EH1-R-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L


... and quasimodo or something, but you know...yeah.if there's no substance there that you can talk to...oh, yeah, definitely.

AH0-N-D K-AE0 Z-IY0 M-OW1 D-OW0 AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-IY2 IH0-TH DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 S-AH1-B-S T-AH0-N-S DH-EH1-R DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-AE1 D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0


i don't know. but i feel like if...

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1-F


put like what topic we want to talk about,yeah.but we don't write down what we want to say, we just-that's true.it's like a refresher. you see like, "oh, i want to talk about so-and-so. this is what i-

P-UH1 T-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-T T-AA1 P-IH0 K-W-IY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-UW1 T-W-AH0 B-AH0 T-W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-R-AY1-T D-AW1 N-W-AH1 T-W-IY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-EY1 W-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-AH0-TH-S T-R-UW1-T S-L-AY1 K-AH0 R-IH0 F-R-EH1 SH-ER0 Y-UW1 S-IY1 L-AY1 K-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T S-OW0 D-AA1-N S-OW0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-AY1


like i've never felt persuaded to like show my... the only thing.support.that i-

L-AY1 K-AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 F-EH1-L-T P-ER0 S-W-EY1 D-AH0-D T-UW1 L-AY1-K SH-OW1 M-AY1 DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG S-AH0 P-W-AA2-TH T-AH0 AY1


concerned about is he's very, very passive. and i don't know if he can shout at people.

K-AH0-N S-ER1-N D-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-Z HH-IY1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 V-EH1 R-IY0 P-AE1 S-IH0 V-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-F HH-IY1 K-AE1-N SH-AW1 T-AE1-T P-IY1 P-AH0-L


sure that you are going to follow us, like us, friend us, share us on social media to spread the good word of our show to your friends.

SH-UH1-R DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AA1 L-OW0 AH1 S-L-AY1 K-AH1-S F-R-EH1-N D-AH1-S SH-EH1 R-AH1 S-AA1-N S-OW1 SH-AH0-L M-IY1 D-IY0 AH0 T-UW1-S P-R-EH1-D DH-AH0 G-UH1 D-W-ER1 D-AH1 V-AW1 ER0 SH-OW1 T-UW1 Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


but yeah, if you liked the show and you want to support it, go to bandcamp.com. look for us on there and you can download the episode for a buck.we'll take all your dollars.or more, you can give us more than a buck.

B-AH1 T-Y-AE1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K-T DH-AH0 SH-OW1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-AH0 P-AO1-R T-IH1-T G-OW1 T-UW1 B-AE1-N-D K-AH0-M P-AE2 K-L-UH1-K F-AO1 R-AH1 S-AA1-N DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-AW1 N-L-OW2-D DH-AH0 EH1 P-AH0 S-OW2-D F-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH1 K-W-EH2-L T-EY1 K-AO1 L-Y-AO1-R D-AA1 L-AA0-R Z-ER0 M-AO1 R-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N G-IH1 V-AH1 S-M-AO1-R DH-AE1 N-AH0 B-AH1-K


you don't that'll make us sad and we would just rather you not do that shit at all if you're not going to give us five stars.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-AE1 T-AH0-L M-EY1 K-AH1-S S-AE1 D-AH0-N D-W-IY1 W-UH1-D JH-AH1-S T-R-AE1 DH-ER0 Y-UW1 N-AA1-T D-UW1 DH-AE1-T SH-IH1 T-AE1 T-AO1 L-IH1 F-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-IH1 V-AH1-S F-AY1-V-S T-AA1-R-Z


[inaudible 00:00:58] i'm going to be using this.

IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z Z-IH1 R-OW0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 EY1-T S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-AY1 AE1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 Y-UW1 Z-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S


cleaned my bong out, so we had to use it and we used it a little too much.

K-L-IY1-N D-M-AY1 B-AA1 NG-AW1-T S-OW1 W-IY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 Y-UW1 Z-IH1 T-AH0-N D-W-IY1 Y-UW1-S T-IH1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-UW1 M-AH1-CH


in the demolition derby, they have a figure eight track and someone-

IH0-N DH-AH0 D-EH2 M-AH0 L-IH1 SH-AH0-N D-ER1 B-IY0 DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 EY1-T T-R-AE1 K-AH0-N-D S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N


well, i used to, when i had a wii, i think i gave you my wii and all my stuff.

W-EH1 L-AY1 Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 W-EH1 N-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 W-IY1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 G-EY1 V-Y-UW1 M-AY1 W-IY1 AH0-N D-AO1-L M-AY1-S T-AH1-F


my friends are so sweet, i didn't even know because we all ordered dinner and they were downstairs checking out the bar, and all of a sudden, like 10 minutes later, this-

M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AA1-R S-OW1 S-W-IY1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IY1 AO1 L-AO1-R D-ER0-D D-IH1 N-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EY1 W-ER0 D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R-Z CH-EH1 K-IH0 NG-AW1-T DH-AH0 B-AA1 R-AH0-N D-AO1 L-AH1 V-AH0 S-AH1 D-AH0 N-L-AY1-K T-EH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-L-EY1 T-ER0 DH-IH1-S


brittany, her sister, kristin, angie, amanda pedago, megan and amanda sewell came and-

B-R-IH1 T-AH0 N-IY0 HH-ER0 S-IH1-S T-ER0 K-R-IH1-S T-IH0 N-AE1-N JH-IY0 AH0 M-AE1-N D-AH0 P-EH1 D-AH0 G-OW2 M-EY1 G-AH0 N-AH0-N D-AH0 M-AE1-N D-AH0 S-UW1 AH0-L K-EY1 M-AH0-N-D


i don't like either. i don't like to be away from home and drunk.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1 K-IY1 DH-ER0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1-K T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 W-EY1 F-R-AH1-M HH-OW1 M-AH0-N-D D-R-AH1-NG-K


like, "hey, you're drunk. let's go drive around that field and hit all the haystacks."

L-AY1-K HH-EY1 Y-UH1-R D-R-AH1-NG K-L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 D-R-AY1 V-ER0 AW1-N-D DH-AE1-T F-IY1-L D-AH0-N-D HH-IH1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 HH-EY1-S T-AE2-K-S


i'm so embarrassed at this point. i'm like, "it's totally fine."

IH1-M S-OW1 IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S T-AE1-T DH-IH1-S P-OY1-N T-IH1 M-L-AY1 K-IH1-T-S T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 F-AY1-N


there was one night though that-

DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-W-AH1-N N-AY1-T DH-OW1 DH-AE1-T


it was shoulder. the shoulder had gone through-

IH1 T-W-AA1-Z SH-OW1-L D-ER0 DH-AH0 SH-OW1-L D-ER0 HH-AE1-D G-AO1-N TH-R-UW1


the other thing that happened apparently, i wasn't here for this, but this is some weird shit that your all's family put together on easter.

DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 TH-IH1-NG DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 AY1 W-AO1-S-T HH-IY1-R F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S B-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-AH1 M-W-IH1-R-D SH-IH1-T DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1 R-AO1-L-Z F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 P-UH1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AA1 N-IY1-S T-ER0


schleppy died when he was like 20 fucking years old.

SH-L-EH1 P-IY0 D-AY1 D-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-Y-IH1-R Z-OW1-L-D


jenny's got on winnie the pooh shirt and a backwards baseball cap.

JH-EH1 N-IY0-Z G-AA1 T-AA1 N-W-IH1 N-IY0 DH-AH0 P-UW1 SH-ER1 T-AH0-N D-AH0 B-AE1 K-W-ER0-D-Z B-EY1-S B-AO1-L K-AE1-P


cord around her neck. oh.

K-AO1-R D-ER0 AW1-N-D HH-ER0 N-EH1 K-OW1


oh, memories. and then i think i remember us getting drunk and hula hooping, like so-what.

OW1 M-EH1 M-ER0 IY0 Z-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 AH1-S G-EH1 T-IH0-NG D-R-AH1-NG K-AH0-N-D HH-UW1 L-AH0 HH-UW1 P-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K S-OW1 HH-AE2-T


climb in the window, i'm just spraying the fuck out of her. like this is good. this is how we parent around here. so.so.that's a step back. we've.fun.been up for a really long time is what we're trying-

K-L-AY1 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-IH1-N D-OW0 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T-S P-R-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-ER0 L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-UH1-D DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z HH-AW1 W-IY1 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-ER0 AW1-N-D HH-IY1-R S-AA1 S-AH0 TH-AE2 Z-AH0-S T-EH1-P B-AE1 K-W-EH2 V-AH0 F-Y-UW1 N-AH0 B-AH0 N-AH1-P F-AO1 R-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AO1-NG T-AY1 M-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-W-ER0 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG


yeah like thin hair, i don't know what to do with it. it feels like, i don't know.

Y-AE1 L-AY1-K TH-IH1-N HH-EH1 R-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1 DH-IH1 T-IH1-T F-IY1-L Z-L-AY1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1


i don't think i ever thought about it in the sense of like they're damaged bullies that grew up. but i mean, i don't know. nobody fucking knows what's going on. that's why nothing's, like nothing-

AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 TH-AO1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-EH1-N S-AH1 V-L-AY1-K TH-EH1-R D-AE1 M-AH0-JH-D B-UH1 L-IY0-Z DH-AE1-T G-R-UW1 AH1-P B-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG N-OW1 Z-W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG Z-L-AY1 K-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG


yeah.you would be one of these broke people that you're like shitting on just because you have-

Y-IY1 Y-UW0 Y-UW0 W-UH1-D B-IY1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-IY1-Z B-R-OW1-K P-IY1 P-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R L-AY1-K SH-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AA1-N JH-AH1-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V


seeing points of view from both sides.yeah.and it's kind of like-

S-IY1 IH0-NG P-OY1-N-T S-AH1-V V-Y-UW1 F-R-AH1-M B-OW1-TH S-AY2 D-IH0 S-IY1-N D-IY0 AH0 N-IH1-T-S K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-L-AY1-K


thought about something other than stun guns as far as, you know, incapacitating people.yeah.how come-

TH-AO1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH1 DH-ER0 DH-AE1-N-S T-AH1-N G-AH1-N Z-AE1-Z F-AA1 R-AE1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH0-N K-AH0 P-AE1 S-IH0 T-EY2 T-IH0-NG P-IY2 AH0 P-L-EY1 HH-OW2 W-AA0 K-AH1-M


day you know, might not be coming home tonight, for any crazy reason.yeah.

D-EY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-AY1 T-N-AA1-T B-IY1 K-AH1 M-IH0-NG HH-OW1-M T-AH0 N-AY1-T F-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 R-IY2 AH0 S-IY0 N-IY0 AA1 B-IY0


who do people call and complain on the police to? other than just the police.

HH-UW1 D-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-AO1 L-AH0-N-D K-AH0-M P-L-EY1 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 P-AH0 L-IY1-S T-UW1 AH1 DH-ER0 DH-AE1-N JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 P-AH0 L-IY1-S


well, they were talking about doing a task force that's on the federal level.

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government but.yeah. beause i mean, i guess that's the point that i'm trying to get to is if everybody's in the same bed with each other, how seriously are they going to investigate? if everyone's, you know.

G-AH1 V-ER0 M-AH0-N-T B-Y-UW1 T-IY0 AH0 B-OW1 Z-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 G-EH1-S TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 P-OY1-N-T DH-AE1 T-IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 IH1 Z-IH1 F-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-EY1-M B-EH1 D-W-IH1 DH-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 HH-AW1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 AA1-R DH-EY1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 IH0-N V-EH1-S T-AH0 G-EY2 T-IH1 F-EH1 V-R-IY0 OW2 N-IH0 S-Y-UW1 N-OW1


how do you make sure that everyone's not fucking corrupt? and it's not just the little guys, but-

HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-EY1-K SH-UH1-R DH-AE1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 OW2 N-IH0 S-N-AA1-T F-AH1 K-IH0-NG K-ER0 AH1-P T-AH0-N D-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-AY1-Z B-AH1-T


they're trying to lump. i don't, i don't understand.

TH-EH1-R T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AH1-M P-AY1 D-AA1-N T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D


i guess the government, since they control the media, they want us all divided and crazy.

AY1 G-EH1-S DH-AH0 G-AH1 V-ER0 M-AH0-N-T S-IH1-N-S DH-EY1 K-AH0-N T-R-OW1-L DH-AH0 M-IY1 D-IY0 AH0 DH-EY1 W-AA1-N T-AH1 S-AO1-L D-IH0 V-AY1 D-AH0 D-AH0-N-D K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


you sent me a message the other day.

Y-UW1 S-EH1-N T-M-IY1 AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0-JH DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 D-EY1


and then me and brittany went to brunch yesterday too. i need to stop fucking eating.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N M-IY1 AH0-N-D B-R-IH1 T-AH0 N-IY0 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 B-R-AH1-N CH-Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 T-UW1 AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1-S T-AA1-P F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-IY1 T-IH0-NG


i kind of want to talk about something, but i don't know if it's illegal to talk about on here.probably is.well.

AY1 K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 F-IH1-T S-IH0 L-IY1 G-AH0-L T-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1 T-AA1-N HH-EH1 R-AH0 P-R-AH0 B-L-IY0 IH1 S-W-EH0-L


our instagram is-oh, wait.oh, i thought you missed that one. face-

AW1 ER0 IH0-N-S T-EH1 G-R-AE2 M-AY1 S-OW0 W-EY1 T-AH0 AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 M-IH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-W-AH1-N F-EY1-S


mixed feelings is a shameful program containing foul language, tasteless humor-

M-IH1-K-S-T F-IY1 L-IH0-NG Z-IH1 Z-AH0 SH-EY1-M F-AH0-L P-R-OW1 G-R-AE2-M K-AH0-N T-EY1 N-IH0-NG F-AW1-L L-AE1-NG G-W-AH0-JH T-EY1-S T-L-AH0-S HH-Y-UW1 M-ER0


not what i wanted at all. like the picture i showed the girl, she didn't even-

N-AA1 T-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-AE1 T-AO1-L L-AY1-K DH-AH0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AY1 SH-OW1-D DH-AH0 G-ER1-L SH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N


but i think he, i mean, he didn't win because it's over now, but-

B-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1 AY1 M-IY1-N HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-IH1-N B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T S-OW1 V-ER0 N-AW1 B-AH1-T


hard ass old lady life, i'm tired all the time and i can't help it.

HH-AA1-R D-AE1 S-OW1-L D-L-EY1 D-IY0 L-AY1 F-IH1-M T-AY1 ER0 D-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 K-AE1-N-T HH-EH1-L P-IH1-T


i'm so sleepy. i just don't know if i can come record. i just keep falling asleep. and i was like, "well, that's all right, i'll see you tomorrow, i guess." and in your post-

IH1-M S-OW1 S-L-IY1 P-IY0 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 F-AY1 K-AE1-N K-AH1 M-R-EH1 K-ER0 D-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IY1-P F-AA1 L-IH0 NG-AH0 S-L-IY1 P-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 AY1 G-EH1 S-AH0-N D-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R P-OW1-S-T


i thought she was going to touch me. and i swear to god, i would've pushed her off the path.

AY1 TH-AO1-T SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-AH1 CH-M-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 S-W-EH1-R T-UW1 G-AA1 D-AY1 W-UH1-D-L-V P-UH1-SH-T HH-ER0 AO1-F DH-AH0 P-AE1-TH


and there's all these people that were drunk. i mean, i could tell that they were spanish. i didn't know they were exactly puerto rican, but i could tell. and i mean, they were-

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R Z-AO1-L DH-IY1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-W-ER0 D-R-AH1-NG K-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 K-UH1-D T-EH1-L DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 W-ER0-S P-AE1 N-IH0 SH-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 DH-EY1 W-ER0 IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 P-W-EH1-R T-OW2 R-IY1 K-AH0-N B-AH1 T-AY1 K-UH1-D T-EH1 L-AH0-N D-AY1 M-IY1-N DH-EY1 W-ER0


you could tell they were drunk, so they were a little rowdy.

Y-UW1 K-UH1-D T-EH1-L DH-EY1 W-ER0 D-R-AH1-NG-K S-OW1 DH-EY1 W-ER0 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L R-AW1 D-IY0


is covered with a lion tattoo and it says latin kings on the back. and i was like, "oh my god, i've seen gangland."

IH1-Z K-AH1 V-ER0 D-W-IH1 DH-AH0 L-AY1 AH0-N T-AE0 T-UW1 AH0-N D-IH1-T S-EH1 Z-L-AE1 T-AH0-N K-IH1-NG Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 B-AE1 K-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1-V S-IY1-N G-AE1 NG-L-AH0-N-D


it was just so busy and so matter of fact, with how they say what they say, and everyone down here in florida is from new york. and it just-well, wait.to me, it's like, it sounds like everyone's pissed.

IH1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 B-IH1 Z-IY0 AH0-N-D S-OW1 M-AE1 T-ER0 AH1-V F-AE1-K T-W-IH1-DH HH-AW1 DH-EY1 S-EY1 W-AH1-T DH-EY1 S-EY1 AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N D-AW1-N HH-IY1 R-IH0-N F-L-AO1 R-AH0 D-AH0 IH1-Z F-R-AH1-M N-UW1 Y-AO1-R K-AH0-N D-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-W-EH2 L-W-EY1 T-OW0 M-IY1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-IH1-T S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1 K-EH1 V-R-IY0 OW2 N-IH0-S P-IH1-S-T


and i'm like-that was part of the reason i didn't want to go. and i was like, "all they are is a bunch of rude assholes. i don't want to go see all them in their home turf." i get up there and they're the nicest people ever. it was really weird.

AH0-N D-IH1 M-L-AY1 K-AH0 TH-W-AA1-Z P-AA1-R T-AH1-V DH-AH0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AO1-L DH-EY1 AA1 R-IH1 Z-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1 V-R-UW1 D-AE1-S HH-OW2-L Z-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 S-IY1 AO1-L DH-EH1 M-IH0-N DH-EH1-R HH-OW1-M T-ER1 F-AY1 G-EH1 T-AH1-P DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D TH-EH1-R DH-AH0 N-AY1 S-IH0-S-T P-IY1 P-AH0 L-EH1 V-ER0 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-IH1-R-D


we have some shout outs to give now that we're through our recent happenings.

W-IY1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M SH-AW1 T-AW1-T-S T-UW1 G-IH1 V-N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-ER0 TH-R-UW1 AW1 ER0 R-IY1 S-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0-NG-Z


because you were in new york, so we prerecorded. so that's why it seems like a longer break than it really is.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 W-ER0 IH0-N N-UW1 Y-AO1-R-K S-OW1 W-IY1 P-R-IY2 R-IY0 K-AO1-R D-IH0-D S-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 IH1-T S-IY1-M Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 L-AO1-NG G-ER0 B-R-EY1-K DH-AE1 N-IH1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH1-Z


penetration with penrose. i didn't want to say it wrong. i know what it is. i was on the show. i just didn't know how to say it. and then, i was also on miserable retail slave with radie and tommy.

P-EH2 N-AH0 T-R-EY1 SH-AH0 N-W-IH1-DH P-EH1 N-R-OW2 Z-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-EY1 IH1 T-R-AO1 NG-AY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1 T-IH1 Z-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 SH-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 T-UW1 S-EY1 IH1 T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AO1-L S-OW0 AA1-N M-IH1 Z-ER0 AH0 B-AH0-L R-IY1 T-EY2-L S-L-EY1 V-W-IH1 DH-R-EY1 D-IY0 AH0-N-D T-AA1 M-IY0


no, i mean-so obviously by now, unless you've been living under a rock, you know about the pulse nightclub shooting.that was awful.the baby got ate by the alligator. and then, some girl from the voice got shot in orlando.

N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N Z-OW0 AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 B-AY1 N-AW1 AH0 N-L-EH1 S-Y-UW1-V B-IH1 N-L-IH1 V-IH0 NG-AH1-N D-ER0 AH0 R-AA1 K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 P-AH1-L S-N-AY1-T K-L-AH2-B SH-UW1 T-IH0-N B-AE2-G T-W-AA1 Z-AO1 F-AH0-L-TH B-EY1 B-IY0 G-AA1 T-EY1-T B-AY1 DH-AH0 AE1 L-AH0 G-EY2 T-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N S-AH1-M G-ER1-L F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 V-OY1-S G-AA1-T SH-AA1 T-IH0 N-AO0-R L-AE1-N D-OW0


i mean, they're ... florida is obviously crazy and crazy shit happens here, but it does seem like-

AY1 M-IY1-N TH-EH1-R F-L-AO1 R-AH0 D-AH0 IH1 Z-AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0-N-D K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 SH-IH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-Z HH-IY1-R B-AH1 T-IH1-T D-AH1-Z S-IY1 M-L-AY1-K


there needs to be better access to mental health. there needs to be some stepping up on the-

DH-EH1-R N-IY1-D-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 B-EH1 T-ER0 AE1-K S-EH2-S T-UW1 M-EH1-N T-AH0-L HH-EH1-L-TH DH-EH1-R N-IY1-D-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 S-AH1-M-S T-EH1 P-IH0 NG-AH1 P-AA1-N DH-AH0


he was radicalized by outside forces. i mean, it wasn't just being over here and look-

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-R-AE1 D-IH0 K-AH0 L-AY2-Z-D B-AY1 AW1-T S-AY1-D F-AO1-R S-IH0 Z-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-W-AO1-S-T JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-L-UH1-K


i'm going to put tea in your hair.no, hold on. i got to fix it.

IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 P-UH1-T T-IY1 IH0 N-Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-R N-OW0 HH-OW1-L D-AA1 N-AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 F-IH1-K S-IH1-T


well, he got in a bunch of trouble last week, not trouble, but everybody was talking shit about him online because he has a daughter and he kisses her on the lips and takes pictures, and everybody freaks out about it. and i-

W-EH1-L HH-IY1 G-AA1 T-IH0 N-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V T-R-AH1 B-AH0-L L-AE1-S T-W-IY1 K-N-AA1-T T-R-AH1 B-AH0-L B-AH1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 W-AA1-Z T-AO1 K-IH0-NG SH-IH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-IH1 M-AO1 N-L-AY2-N B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1 HH-AE1 Z-AH0 D-AO1 T-ER0 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 K-IH1 S-AH0-Z HH-ER0 AA1-N DH-AH0 L-IH1-P S-AH0-N-D T-EY1-K-S P-IH1-K CH-ER0 Z-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 F-R-IY1-K S-AW1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1


... don't think it's a big deal to kiss your kids on the lips. i don't think there's anything wrong with it. i kiss my kids on the lips and i just think that it-i mean, i kiss-

D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-AH0 B-IH1-G D-IY1-L T-UW1 K-IH1 S-Y-AO1-R K-IH1-D Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 L-IH1-P S-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-EH1-R Z-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-IH1 T-AY1 K-IH1 S-M-AY1 K-IH1-D Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 L-IH1-P S-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-AY1 T-IY0 M-IY1 N-AY1 K-IH1-S


it's in germany.oh.so immediately i'm like-

IH1-T S-IH0-N JH-EH2 M-ER0 N-AA1 SH-IY0 OW2 IH0 M-IY1 D-IY0 AH0 T-L-IY0 IH1 M-L-AY1-K


that was seriously the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life.

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 DH-AH0 F-AH1 N-IY0 AH0-S-T TH-IH1 NG-AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 S-IY1 N-IH0-N M-AY1 L-AY1-F


... that you swing, like a fucking battle mace, but it's weighted. i'm getting-

DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 S-W-IH1 NG-L-AY1 K-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG B-AE1 T-AH0-L M-EY1-S B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-W-EY1 T-IH0 D-IH1-M G-EH1 T-IH0-NG


... quit leaving us ... i mean, okay. it kind of is, but-

K-W-IH1 T-L-IY1 V-IH0 NG-AH1 S-AY1 M-IY1 N-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-IH1-Z B-AH1-T


he was telling the one about the guy back home who always-

HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z T-EH1 L-IH0-NG DH-AH0 W-AH1 N-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 G-AY1 B-AE1-K HH-OW1-M HH-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z


... next time one person says boston or new york to me, i-

N-EH1-K-S-T T-AY1 M-W-AH1-N P-ER1 S-AH0-N S-EH1-Z B-AA1-S T-AH0 N-AO1-R N-UW1 Y-AO1-R-K T-UW1 M-IY1 AY1


oh, yeah. i never want to eat like that again in my life.

OW1 Y-AE1 AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 IY1 T-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-AH0 G-EH1 N-IH0-N M-AY1 L-AY1-F


... "lady, da-da-da-da-da." and i was eating boiled peanuts and he came over really close to me and said-

L-EY1 D-IY0 D-AA0 D-AA0 D-AA1 T-AH0 D-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IY1 T-IH0-NG B-OY1-L-D P-IY1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 K-EY1 M-OW1 V-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 K-L-OW1-S T-UW1 M-IY1 AH0-N-D S-EH1-D


... he was in the coast guard. and he was like, "y'all are so nice, i would even rescue you if you were drowning. and i was like, "isn't that your fucking job?"yeah.

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 K-OW1-S-T G-AA1-R D-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-Y-AO1 L-AA1-R S-OW1 N-AY1 S-AY1 W-UH1 D-IY1 V-IH0 N-R-EH1-S K-Y-UW0 Y-UW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-ER0 D-R-AW1 N-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R F-AH1 K-IH0-NG JH-AH0 B-IY1 Y-AH0


they're on the phone right now. they found it downstairs.

TH-EH1 R-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-OW1 N-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 DH-EY1 F-AW1-N D-IH1-T D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R-Z


it was early in the morning, i had just woke up and this mother fucker ran right under my feet, like top speed under my feet.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-ER1 L-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-AY1 HH-AE1-D JH-AH1-S T-W-OW1 K-AH1 P-AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-M-AH1 DH-ER0 F-AH1 K-ER0 R-AE1 N-R-AY1 T-AH1-N D-ER0 M-AY1 F-IY1 T-L-AY1-K T-AA1-P-S P-IY1 D-AH1-N D-ER0 M-AY1 F-IY1-T


and i'm tripping. i'm like, "ah," and i'm starting to fall. and i fell and i hit my toe right on the table leg. but the way that my toe hit, imagine-

AH0-N D-IH1-M T-R-IH1 P-IH0 NG-IH1 M-L-AY1 K-AA1 AH0-N D-IH1-M-S T-AA1-R T-IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AO1 L-AH0-N D-AY1 F-EH1 L-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-IH1 T-M-AY1 T-OW1 R-AY1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 T-EY1 B-AH0-L L-EH1-G B-AH1-T DH-AH0 W-EY1 DH-AE1 T-M-AY1 T-OW1 HH-IH1 T-IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0-N


... service, is the man and he will hook you up and make sure that your house is spotless on the outside and sparkly, clean with no busted out windows.

S-ER1 V-AH0 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 M-AE1 N-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-IH1-L HH-UH1 K-Y-UW1 AH1 P-AH0-N D-M-EY1-K SH-UH1-R DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R HH-AW1 S-IH1-Z-S P-AA1 T-L-AH0 S-AA1-N DH-AH0 AW1-T S-AY1 D-AH0-N-D-S P-AA1-R K-L-IY0 K-L-IY1 N-W-IH1 DH-N-OW1 B-AH1-S T-IH0 D-AW1 T-W-IH1-N D-OW0-Z


... had to put them all up on the freezer part so she couldn't reach them anymore. but i was like, "what?"

HH-AE1-D T-UW1 P-UH1-T DH-EH1 M-AO1 L-AH1 P-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-R-IY1 Z-ER0 P-AA1-R-T S-OW1 SH-IY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-R-IY1-CH DH-EH1 M-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R B-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-T


when i came back, justin was like, "okay."

W-EH1 N-AY1 K-EY1-M B-AE1-K JH-AH1-S T-AH0 N-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-OW2 K-EY1


... sitting there, like this, and she was like, "we've been expecting you, justin," when he comes in. so, i don't-

S-IH1 T-IH0-NG DH-EH1-R L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-W-IY1-V B-IH1 N-IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 N-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 K-AH1-M Z-IH0-N S-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T


... dying it black, like no one wants to be what they are and it's kind of fucked up. but yeah, that is-but, i mean-

D-AY1 IH0 NG-IH1-T B-L-AE1 K-L-AY1 K-N-OW1 W-AH1 N-W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 B-IY1 W-AH1-T DH-EY1 AA1 R-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S K-AY1-N D-AH1-V F-AH1-K T-AH1-P B-AH1 T-Y-AE1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-S B-AH0 T-AY1 M-IY1-N


and that's not just makeup. her whole body is that color, her arms and legs and everything.i don't like that.it's just weird.

AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S T-M-EY1 K-AH2-P HH-ER0 HH-OW1-L B-AA1 D-IY0 IH1-Z DH-AE1-T K-AH1 L-ER0 HH-ER0 AA1-R-M Z-AH0-N D-L-EH1-G Z-AH0-N D-EH2 V-ER0 TH-IY1 IH0-SH D-AA1-N T-L-AY1-K TH-AE1 T-AH0-T-S JH-AH1-S T-W-IH1-R-D


but he won an award and she was like, "literally, this couldn't go to a better person. he's the best person in ... " she was-

B-AH1-T HH-IY1 W-AH1 N-AE1 N-AH0 W-AO1-R D-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-L-IH1 T-ER0 AH0 L-IY0 DH-IH1-S K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T G-OW1 T-UW1 AH0 B-EH1 T-ER0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N HH-IY1-Z DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T P-ER1 S-AH0 N-IH0-N SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z


... is that, she just got with him and i was like, "oh god, i got to get out of this." and she's like, "i'm just going to say you threw a phone at my face, make a clean break."

IH1-Z DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-OW1 G-AA1 D-AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-IH1 S-AH0-N-D SH-EH1 S-L-AY1 K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-EY1 Y-UW1 TH-R-UW1 AH0 F-OW1 N-AE1 T-M-AY1 F-EY1 S-M-EY1 K-AH0 K-L-IY1-N B-R-EY1-K


just asserting your role as the fucking boss. and if no relationship was like that-

JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-ER1 T-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R R-OW1 L-AE1-Z DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG B-AA1 S-AH0-N D-IH1 F-N-OW1 R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2 P-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


i don't know. i mean, i'd believe it if there's evidence of it, but i just ... i don't know.but, i mean-i find it hard to swallow.... even if he did it-

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-D B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1 T-IH1-F DH-EH1-R Z-EH1 V-AH0 D-AH0-N S-AH1 V-IH1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 B-AH0 T-AY1 M-IY0 AA1 N-IY0 F-AY1-N D-IH1-T HH-AA1-R-D T-UW1 S-W-AA1 L-OW0 IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1-F HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T


it's so weird how we decide who we're going to forgive for certain things and who we're not. because what's his name? ray rice beat the shit out of that lady in the elevator.

IH1-T-S S-OW1 W-IH1-R-D HH-AW1 W-IY1 D-IH0 S-AY1-D HH-UW1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-ER0 G-IH1-V F-AO1-R S-ER1 T-AH0-N TH-IH1-NG Z-AH0-N-D HH-UW1 W-ER0 N-AA1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-AH0-T-S HH-IH1 Z-N-EY1 M-R-EY1 R-AY1-S B-IY1-T DH-AH0 SH-IH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AE1 T-L-EY1 D-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 EH1 L-AH0 V-EY2 T-ER0


really fucked her up. and she was all, yeah. and i-

R-IH1 L-IY0 F-AH1-K-T HH-ER0 AH1 P-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AO1 L-Y-AE1 AH0-N D-AY1


are you all really naming this baby frankie? and he was like, "yeah, yeah, she likes that name." and i was like-

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the bullshit in the first place. you're just calling it. you didn't do it.

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but then he just couldn't stop. he just couldn't stop being a fucking dick. and i'm like, you know what?

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but you know what? i got so much other shit to fucking do than worry about that.

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funny now, because i'm not with him anymore. and i feel like this kinds of shit, is why i'm single still, but, okay. so what i-

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i was parked behind him in the driveway and he woke me up in the middle of the night to move my car. so i backed my car out. he backs up into my car-

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got totaled at the fucking front of my house. so i parked the car. i go back inside. i'm like, "what the fuck am i going to do?" so i-

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but you, wait, what is it? you win.perfect.

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take it in the front yard. listen and put it on the driveway, hose it off and then wd-40 it so it wouldn't rust and he put it back in the box and made me return it to lowe's.what-

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sorry, i couldn't leave the snake off.

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four days before we left, but we are terrible at getting anything done on time, just on a regular day. so when you-

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this one is from back in our fetus days, we got our very first itunes reviews from caitlin3136.

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and [inaudible 00:01:46].yes. it makes us very happy in our hearts. so that was an awesome review. dc for life in march, 2016.

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[inaudible 00:01:54].yeah because he had just recently had an experience or talked about a [hofbrau 00:01:57] house right after we went.yeah, so-and he was like, wait a minute, we just talked about that.i know.

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kelly too. but i don't know. that's also a lot of money that i don't have.

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i was hooked. i was hook line and sinker, but then when i listened and it was actually hilarious, i became a mixed feelings junkie. five out of-

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and their podcast is let's get drunk and talk comics and-

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we were actually, we need to-

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it's like race town is its own country. no one even acts like they know it's happening. i know. god.

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your friend... do we want to men-

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and future cassie will incorporate clips that we took-

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neon color.he said... and it was from like 99 or something. he's like, "the only thing that's wrong with it is it got clipped by a chain-"

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that 4,700 pound rottweiler. that thing was huge. there was a bruiser.it was a fuckin bear cub. it was a half grown bear cub.

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and they did have like gates and stuff. but man, i feel like there's a strong possibility that shit could just-

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it's an extreme sport.it is.man, i had that damn breakfast sandwich-

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it was still cool looking. and all the buses that people painted up, there were some lines. we interviewed this one... we did a couple of interviews. we walks around.

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but like, did you have to say that? and then he'd be like-

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it depends, right?


because that's our thing. we give you a gang name and we beat you in the verbally, not physically.

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he was singing along to one of her favorite songs in the car. so you're going to get a little taste of that, but also-

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okay. so today we have all kinds of shit in store for you-

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tents, because i have a standing desk, so i stand all day. so my legs are strong. it's not like i have-

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i haven't been doing strong weight or anything like that lately. i have a spin bike. and so i go out there and spend like a mother-

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we had to get up and do that stupid ass, "and tell us-

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'."one minute about yourself. we want to hear, you have to cover three things." so i got up and i was like-"

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me and you are fucking going on a road trip next weekend.

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sitting at the... i was looking at the other day and somebody was at the laundry mat. like i'm answering questions right now, ask me anything.what...

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you are familiar with all the shit that fucking just grows all over it. that nasty algae ish-

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that was fucking horrible. like me and justin driving all of our stuff down here to move.oh.

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no rules. if you are single and you are sleeping with two people, it's not a ho if you allow 12 hours between men. like a night, like it...

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.. and you're twerking in at least one of them and half naked and the other, then that's hoe activity.

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her photos are always professionally done, and all she gets is love on all of her comments. but then i see other people who aren't even posting anything like-

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i don't even know why that's a thing now. i don't know how that got a term of talking, but i'm talking about literally, you just have a couple of guys that you correspond with, but you're not doing anything with them.

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to actually give some credit to online hoeing is ... i mean, have you seen pregnancy rates-

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you're going to die soon anyway, it's just in general.

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now that we have come to terms with the fact that that shit's not going to work and we're just better off not trying to even fuck with that-

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you're pregnant with somebody else's fucking baby, and one minute you're in love and the next ... that's another-

Y-UH1-R P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N T-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L S-IH0-Z F-AH1 K-IH0-NG B-EY1 B-IY0 AH0-N D-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-Y-UH1 R-IH0 N-L-AH1 V-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T TH-AE1-T S-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0


i just feel like it's fly paper.is it sticky, or do you think it like-i feel like it's like one of those lizards tongues that come out and get the fly.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1-T-S F-L-AY1 P-EY1 P-ER0 IH0 S-IH1-T-S T-IH1 K-IY0 AO1-R D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-L-AY1 K-IY0 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1 Z-L-IH1 Z-ER0-D-Z T-AH1-NG-Z DH-AE1-T K-AH1 M-AW1 T-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T DH-AH0 F-L-AY1


.. like a lot of people hit and run, especially around here. it happens all the time. people hit a pedestrian, and it'll just take off. so i feel like-

L-AY1 K-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-IH1 T-AH0-N D-R-AH1 N-AH0-S P-EH1 SH-L-IY0 ER0 AW1-N-D HH-IY1 R-IH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N Z-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-IH1 T-AH0 P-AH0 D-EH1-S T-R-IY0 AH0 N-AH0-N D-IH1 T-AH0-L JH-AH1-S-T T-EY1 K-AO1-F S-OW1 AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K


.. have way too many consonants in their last name. i'm like "why are you so dreamy? i don't even know what your name is, but you're hot," like what is going-[inaudible 00:01:22]-

HH-AE1 V-W-EY1 T-UW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 K-AA1-N S-AH0 N-AH0-N-T S-IH0-N DH-EH1-R L-AE1-S T-N-EY1 M-AY1 AE1 M-L-AY1 K-W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-OW1 D-R-IY1 M-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-AO1-R N-EY1 M-IH1-Z B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 AA1-R HH-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z G-W-AA2 N-IH0 JH-AA1 N-AH0 G-AH0-D Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 T-UW1 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


if you're listening to the audio version of this podcast, you are about to hear-

IH1 F-Y-UH1-R L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 AA1 D-IY0 OW2 V-ER1 ZH-AH0 N-AH1-V DH-IH1-S P-OW1-D K-AE2-S T-Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 HH-IY1-R


and if you're on youtube, you're not going to hear it because youtube doesn't let blah, blah, blah, blah. youtube does not like it when we play music. so we ain't doing it.

AH0-N D-IH1 F-Y-UH1 R-AA1 N-Y-UW1 T-UW2 B-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-IY1 R-IH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 T-UW2-B D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-L-EH1-T B-L-AA1 B-L-AA1 B-L-AA1 B-L-AA1 Y-UW1 T-UW2-B D-AH1 Z-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-IH1 T-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 P-L-EY1 M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-K S-OW1 W-IY1 EY1-N-T D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1-T


make sure you keep an eye out for the mafia page that will be coming soon. i know i keep talking about it, but i promise it's coming, and i just have to finish building it. i'm not a professional.

M-EY1-K SH-UH1 R-Y-UW1 K-IY1 P-AE1 N-AY1 AW1-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 M-AA1 F-IY0 AH0 P-EY1-JH DH-AE1 T-W-IH1-L B-IY1 K-AH1 M-IH0-NG S-UW1 N-AY1 N-OW1 AY1 K-IY1-P T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-IH1-T-S K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 F-IH1 N-IH0-SH B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-IH1 T-IH1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L


.. curse going on today. shit's fucking weird. everything has been-

K-ER1-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N T-AH0 D-EY1 SH-IH1-T-S F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-W-IH1-R D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG HH-AE1-Z B-IH1-N


.. weird since we just woke up this morning. everything's been wrong and fucked up. i spilled my drink 12-

W-IH1-R-D S-IH1-N S-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-OW1 K-AH1-P DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG-Z B-IH1 N-R-AO1 NG-AH0-N-D F-AH1-K T-AH1 P-AY1-S P-IH1-L D-M-AY1 D-R-IH1-NG-K T-W-EH1-L-V


what the fuck? this is not safe, and nothing that anyone was doing was-

W-AH1-T DH-AH0 F-AH1-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T S-EY1 F-AH0-N D-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-W-AA1-Z D-UW1 IH0 NG-W-AA1-Z


.. in this right now.but he's holding his cardboard sign while he's doing this. so i was like, how are you steering? you don't even know-

IH0-N DH-IH1 S-R-AY1 T-N-OW1 B-AH0-T HH-IY1-Z HH-OW1-L D-IH0-NG HH-IH1-Z K-AA1-R-D B-AO2-R-D S-AY1 N-W-AY1-L HH-IY1-Z D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1-S S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K HH-AW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1-S T-IH1 R-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1


no, that was the most bizarre trip ever, and then lesbians came off.

N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T B-AH0 Z-AA1-R T-R-IH1 P-EH1 V-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-L-EH1-Z B-IY0 AH0-N-Z K-EY1 M-AO1-F


then, you know the struggles of florida humidity, and that mold grows on fucking every-

DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0-S T-R-AH1 G-AH0-L Z-AH1-V F-L-AO1 R-AH0 D-AH0 HH-Y-UW0 M-IH1 D-AH0 T-IY0 AH0-N-D DH-AE1 T-M-OW1-L-D G-R-OW1 Z-AA1-N F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-EH1 V-ER0 IY0


.. but it's going to be cool. i promise.

B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 K-UW1 L-AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S


whenever you're traveling, whether it's on the sidewalk, in your car, whatever we keep to the right-hand side.

W-EH0 N-EH1 V-ER0 Y-UH1-R T-R-AE1 V-AH0 L-IH0 NG-W-EH1 DH-ER0 IH1-T S-AA1-N DH-AH0 S-AY1 D-W-AO2 K-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R K-AA1 R-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 W-IY1 K-IY1-P T-UW1 DH-AH0 R-AY0-T HH-AE1-N-D S-AY1-D


.. has their doors on backwards. they have the entrance on the left-[crosstalk 00:02:36]

HH-AE1-Z DH-EH1-R D-AO1-R Z-AA1-N B-AE1 K-W-ER0-D-Z DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 EH1-N T-R-AH0-N S-AA1-N DH-AH0 L-EH1-F T-R-AH0-K-S T-AA2-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z T-UW1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 D-IY0 S-IH1-K-S S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


and then this is what she said when she realized that she was wrong. she said, "well, you have no [inaudible 00:02:41] at all."

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1-T SH-IY1 S-EH1 D-W-EH1-N SH-IY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z-D DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-R-AO1-NG SH-IY1 S-EH1 D-W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z T-UW1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R T-IY0 W-AH1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-AE1 T-AO1-L


and at the beginning of every summer, i'm always reminded of the worst tattoos-

AH0-N D-AE1-T DH-AH0 B-IH0 G-IH1 N-IH0 NG-AH1 V-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 S-AH1 M-ER0 IH1 M-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-R-IY0 M-AY1-N D-AH0 D-AH1-V DH-AH0 W-ER1-S-T T-AE0 T-UW1-Z


a lot of mafia [inaudible 00:02:52] this week. it's so cool.

AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-M-AA1 F-IY0 AH0 IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z T-UW1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 T-UW1 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z DH-IH1 S-W-IY1 K-IH1-T-S S-OW1 K-UW1-L


i might just be fucking it up all together, but we're changing your name. so it doesn't matter.

AY1 M-AY1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-IH1 T-AH1 P-AO1-L T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 B-AH1 T-W-ER0 CH-EY1-N JH-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R N-EY1-M S-OW1 IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0


the city that never sleeps. it also has its fair share of assholes that need a good bitch slapping. so that's where our guys come in. you'll know a bitch slapper by the brass knuckle gauntlet that-

DH-AH0 S-IH1 T-IY0 DH-AE1 T-N-EH1 V-ER0 S-L-IY1-P S-IH1 T-AO1-L S-OW0 HH-AE1 Z-IH1-T-S F-EH1-R SH-EH1 R-AH1 V-AE1-S HH-OW2-L-Z DH-AE1 T-N-IY1 D-AH0 G-UH1-D B-IH1-CH S-L-AE1 P-IH0-NG S-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-W-EH1 R-AW1 ER0 G-AY1-Z K-AH1 M-IH0 N-Y-UW1-L N-OW1 AH0 B-IH1-CH S-L-AE1 P-ER0 B-AY1 DH-AH0 B-R-AE1 S-N-AH1 K-AH0-L G-AO1-N T-L-AH0-T DH-AE1-T


i want to give him a good one. what the fuck? all right.

AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-IH1-V HH-IH1 M-AH0 G-UH1 D-W-AH1 N-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-AO1-L R-AY1-T


this person is my favorite person. okay. it's funny because you saw the email before i did, and you said, "i don't know her, but she's already my favorite."

DH-IH1-S P-ER1 S-AH0 N-IH1 Z-M-AY1 F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0-T P-ER1 S-AH0 N-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-T-S F-AH1 N-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 S-AO1 DH-AH0 IY0 M-EY1-L B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-ER0 B-AH1-T SH-EH1 S-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 M-AY1 F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0-T


there are so many horrible, horrible tattoos out there.

DH-EH1 R-AA1-R S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L T-AE0 T-UW1 Z-AW1-T DH-EH1-R


it's ridiculous. i know exactly which one you're talking about.

IH1-T S-R-IH0 D-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-AH0 S-AY1 N-OW1 IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 W-IH1 CH-W-AH1 N-Y-UH1-R T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


.. and actually be a tribute to his late wife. so they fixed it for him, but like [inaudible 00:03:43]-

AH0-N D-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 B-IY1 AH0 T-R-IH1 B-Y-UW0-T T-UW1 HH-IH1 Z-L-EY1 T-W-AY1-F S-OW1 DH-EY1 F-IH1-K-S T-IH1-T F-AO1-R HH-IH1-M B-AH1 T-L-AY1 K-IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z TH-R-IY1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R T-IY0 TH-R-IY1 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


okay, first you got it, and it's horrible that said, but you're showing it off.

OW2 K-EY1 F-ER1-S T-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L DH-AE1-T S-EH1-D B-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R SH-OW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AO1-F


.. know when it's bad. they just, they went through hours of pain, and they're like "this looks good."

N-OW1 W-EH1 N-IH1-T-S B-AE1-D DH-EY1 JH-AH1-S-T DH-EY1 W-EH1-N-T TH-R-UW1 AW1 ER0 Z-AH1-V P-EY1 N-AH0-N-D TH-EH1-R L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-L-UH1-K-S G-UH1-D


for the most of the rest of my life until it fades or i die.

F-AO1-R DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-AH1-V DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-AH1 V-M-AY1 L-AY1 F-AH0-N T-IH1 L-IH1-T F-EY1-D Z-AO1 R-AY1 D-AY1


the old english letters were the thing all the time when i was-

DH-AH0 OW1-L D-IH1-NG G-L-IH0 SH-L-EH1 T-ER0 Z-W-ER0 DH-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z


no, i just, i don't know.

N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1


i've always kind of wondered about that because it seems like if you're already at risk for melanoma or something, then you have ink under your skin and that's getting cooked up under there. that has to not be good. i don't-

AY1 V-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-W-AH1-N D-ER0 D-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T S-IY1-M Z-L-AY1 K-IH1 F-Y-UH1 R-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 AE1 T-R-IH1-S-K F-AO1-R M-EH2 L-AH0 N-OW1 M-AH0 AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-IH1-NG K-AH1-N D-ER0 Y-AO1-R-S K-IH1 N-AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T-S G-EH1 T-IH0-NG K-UH1-K T-AH1 P-AH1-N D-ER0 DH-EH1-R DH-AE1-T HH-AE1-Z T-UW1 N-AA1-T B-IY1 G-UH1 D-AY1 D-AA1-N-T


yes. i was 14, and my mom let me get a tattoo. well, you asked. i didn't say it was a good answer.

Y-EH1 S-AY1 W-AA1-Z F-AO1-R T-IY1 N-AH0-N D-M-AY1 M-AA1 M-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-EH1 T-AH0 T-AE0 T-UW1 W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AE1-S-K T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-EY1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 G-UH1 D-AE1-N S-ER0


you enhanced what eyebrow you had and made it look better, and you're completely changing every ... the color, the shape.oh, yeah.the everything of your eyebrow doesn't even look like an eyebrow anymore.yeah. i mean, i don't have-

Y-UW1 EH0-N HH-AE1-N-S T-W-AH1 T-AY1 B-R-AW2 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-AH0-N D-M-EY1 D-IH1 T-L-UH1-K B-EH1 T-ER0 AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 CH-EY1-N JH-IH0 NG-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 DH-AH0 K-AH1 L-ER0 DH-AH0 SH-EY1-P HH-OW2 Y-IY1 DH-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH1 V-Y-AO1 R-AY1 B-R-AW2 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-L-UH1 K-L-AY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 B-R-AW2 EH2 N-IY0 M-AO0 R-IY1 W-IY0 AH0 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V


i have worn the gray pair a lot, but the green pair, i just kind of forget that i have them. so i think i've only worn them two or three times, but normally not out of the house.

AY1 HH-AE1 V-W-AO1-R-N DH-AH0 G-R-EY1 P-EH1 R-AH0 L-AA1-T B-AH1-T DH-AH0 G-R-IY1-N P-EH1 R-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V F-ER0 G-EH1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-V DH-EH1-M S-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 V-OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AO1-R-N DH-EH1-M T-UW1 AO1-R TH-R-IY1 T-AY1-M-Z B-AH1 T-N-AO1-R M-AH0 L-IY0 N-AA1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 HH-AW1-S


i wore them to dinner on cinco de mayo, and i show up-

AY1 W-AO1-R DH-EH1-M T-UW1 D-IH1 N-ER0 AA1-N S-IH1-NG K-OW0 D-IY1 M-EY1 OW0 AH0-N D-AY1 SH-OW1 AH1-P


...get feeling that maybe there's not a cute kind of sweatpants?oh no.so, okay. so anyway, we go inside, we're sitting down the whole time and then we go to leave and she goes, you know, those are...

G-EH1-T F-IY1 L-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 DH-EH1-R Z-N-AA1 T-AH0 K-Y-UW1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V S-W-EH2 T-AH0-N-T-S P-AA1-N N-OW1 S-OW0 OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 W-IY1 G-OW1 IH0-N S-AY1 D-W-ER0 S-IH1 T-IH0-NG D-AW1-N DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L T-AY1 M-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 G-OW1 T-UW1 L-IY1 V-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 G-OW1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-OW1 Z-AA1-R


...completely see through. i can see what color thong you're wearing. and i was like...

K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 S-IY1 TH-R-UW1 AY1 K-AE1-N S-IY1 W-AH1-T K-AH1 L-ER0 TH-AO1 NG-Y-UH1 R-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K


...like a total slum bum, because the only other time that i've worn those pants out of the house, we went to.

L-AY1 K-AH0 T-OW1 T-AH0-L S-L-AH1-M B-AH1-M B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 AH1 DH-ER0 T-AY1-M DH-AE1 T-AY1 V-W-AO1-R-N DH-OW1-Z P-AE1-N-T S-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 HH-AW1 S-W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1


...to wear leggings. and i know you're not supposed to wear leggings, but i wear them and i don't care what anyone says about it.

T-UW1 W-EH1-R L-EH1 G-IH0-NG Z-AH0-N D-AY1 N-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 W-EH1-R L-EH1 G-IH0-NG-Z B-AH1 T-AY1 W-EH1-R DH-EH1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-W-AH1 T-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N S-EH1 Z-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


did not wear an underwear anymore. life is wonderful. and i hate underwear now. i'll never wear them again. i'd rather die.

D-IH1 D-N-AA1 T-W-EH1 R-AE1 N-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2 R-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R L-AY1 F-IH1 Z-W-AH1-N D-ER0 F-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-EY1 T-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R N-AW1 IH1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 W-EH1-R DH-EH1 M-AH0 G-EH1 N-IH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 D-AY1


i mean, if you're doing yoga or something, they might.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 F-Y-UH1-R D-UW1 IH0 NG-Y-OW1 G-AH0 AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-EY1 M-AY1-T


to see if it's always been like this. my tooth has always been like this.

T-UW1 S-IY1 IH1 F-IH1-T S-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z B-IH1 N-L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-M-AY1 T-UW1-TH HH-AE1 Z-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z B-IH1 N-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


and i think that this was their master plan all along.

AH0-N D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-W-AA1-Z DH-EH1-R M-AE1-S T-ER0 P-L-AE1 N-AO1 L-AH0 L-AO1-NG


the person had a bernie sticker on their car and they said, call the government and maybe they'll tow your car for free and left the driver stranded still. so they had to call another tow truck.

DH-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-ER1 N-IY0-S T-IH1 K-ER0 AA1-N DH-EH1-R K-AA1 R-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 S-EH1-D K-AO1-L DH-AH0 G-AH1 V-ER0 M-AH0-N T-AH0-N D-M-EY1 B-IY0 TH-EY1-L T-OW1 Y-AO1-R K-AA1-R F-AO1-R F-R-IY1 AH0-N D-L-EH1-F-T DH-AH0 D-R-AY1 V-ER0-S T-R-AE1-N D-AH0-D-S T-IH1-L S-OW1 DH-EY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 K-AO1 L-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 T-OW1 T-R-AH1-K


but yeah, it's been crazy. and i was like, what if it was the turnabout? what if the tow truck driver showed up? and they had a trump? i feel...

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i mean, you can legally, i guess, but i feel like morally, we can't...

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decide if we're going to help our fellow citizens based on their political views at this point, because i don't know, they're just fueling the fire of hatred, i feel. the political debate this year?

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that's true. but i just, i don't know. i just feel like shit's getting so crazy.

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politicians are so fucking phony.

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someone determined that it was raunchy and you shouldn't say, i mean, i understand not speaking and being raunchy and disrespectful to people...

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[crosstalk 00:06:49] because our bedroom doors are close to each other. so we'll all be in.

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you don't like bitch. yeah. they don't like that at all. not even a little?

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[inaudible 00:06:58] for blink-182 and they would sing every cuss word. and i remember in middle school because i was like, i had the cd and i would turn it all the way up. and i'm like...

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well, i have some heavy editing to do. cause i'm on that stuff.

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so i lied on him earlier, dammit. but, or...

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then they cut to the, how they are nowadays. and it's just like a few fat ass rednecks with fucking...

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yeah. did you know that aaron rogers can run and pass?

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so yeah, it was just in terms of your milk. it's like, oh yeah, it's all ghetto, like breast milk or something.

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and oddly enough, he came in to work out that night. i was in a very pissed off mood. and then before i left, i'm just like...

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just has that one thing at the time that they feel is like good to just cope with. mine, for example, when i was...

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and when they did the autopsy, his brain was like fucked up. but everybody damned the guy for murder suicide of his wife and it's like...

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are they really or is it going to be one of those things though, where they're just both, it's just one of those, oh, for charity.

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hollywood ran like a sports agency or something where it's like hugh jackman today has been suspended for six months for use of...

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when i feel like getting those sticks and stones and just beating the shit out of the person with them...

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going, "way to keep it classy, way to keep it classy, new england. jeez, there's children watching." it's...

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more than well, pretty much 99% of the fucking comedians...

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and it's like the protests and all the shit that broke out when he wanted to go. when he was invited to speak at berkeley...

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stop singing. no one wants to hear you. nobody. and anybody who says, "well i want to hear him." fuck you. that's where my freedom of speech argument comes in. you don't not, let's the sensor that.

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i definitely like the fun. and i appreciate it. i hope to talk to you guys again and have a good rest of your night. thank you.

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about fucking, yeah. aunt raping and pillaging animals. and then it's just like, if you, if you eat, if you even eat one slice of baloney, then you support rape [crosstalk 00:09:14] and torture and murder.

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brings up that "you see how cute this animal is?" i'm just like, well, i think some plants are really cute and you know, i, but i'll eat them anyway.

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well, i guess right now i'm in the process of trying to get a job in...

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just the same. except if you fall down at a monolith, you're not going to die. versus if you fall down off one of those squat racks, you're probably going to kill yourself.

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trust me, this guy has some, has some valid points, but he, i think a lot of his...

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he had zero range of motion.

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...over oh yeah, cholesterol and high fat causing heart disease and other conditions. that's just a myth.

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it's essentially, to create stability, but it's only good for lightweight and when you start to go heavier, it's more of a risk than it is a benefit.

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when you actually see them, it's, "do you even lift, bro?"

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he goes up to these guys and he just calls them out, "hey, bazin's, one quick question. how long have you been doing roids?"

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i had to recalibrate myself a little bit, but wow, man, that's fucking awesome. have you met any of the really, really famous ones?

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did. i was just mostly mad about the whole fame stuff.

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why would i want to talk to that, every fucking play?

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nobody asked about these stats. no one cares. just get this shit off the screen. they're snapping the ball.just trying to watch the fucking play.sometimes it pisses me off, because they're literally...

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how much is the wall going to cost? "well, how about we do it this way?"

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he could've just saved his own life, all he had to do was just go, "hey dave, i'm tired. would you mind taking over for a little bit?"yeah.and the funny thing is...

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and the fact, that the seattle police department had a major problem with...

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"building seven, termite paint."

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"i was in government and now i'm ready to talk," but all the shit he would investigate...

AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N G-AH1 V-ER0 M-AH0-N T-AH0-N D-N-AW1 IH1 M-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 T-AO1-K B-AH1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 SH-IH1-T HH-IY1 W-UH1 D-IH0-N V-EH1-S T-AH0 G-EY2-T


"i can't deal with you yelling at me." and i'm, "oh, i'm not going to yell." and he's, "because i feel sick." and i literally answered, "no shit. i hope you feel as bad as you made me."

AY1 K-AE1-N-T D-IY1 L-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 Y-EH1 L-IH0 NG-AE1 T-M-IY1 AH0-N D-IH1 M-OW1 IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-EH1 L-AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 F-IY1-L S-IH1 K-AH0-N D-AY1 L-IH1 T-ER0 AH0 L-IY0 AE1-N S-ER0 D-N-OW1 SH-IH1 T-AY1 HH-OW1 P-Y-UW1 F-IY1 L-AE1-Z B-AE1 D-AE1 Z-Y-UW1 M-EY1 D-M-IY1


it's funny as shit.i was just scared how stupid that was. that was unlike any other fucking thing you've ever been...

IH1-T-S F-AH1 N-IY0 AE1-Z SH-IY1 T-IY0 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T-S K-EH1-R-D HH-AW1-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 N-L-AY1 K-EH1 N-IY0 AH1 DH-ER0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG TH-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 V-EH1 V-ER0 B-IH1-N


they're still on the fence of whether to avoid this guy and like call the police, if they ever see him outside their house.

TH-EH1-R-S T-IH1 L-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-EH1-N S-AH1 V-W-EH1 DH-ER0 T-UW1 AH0 V-OY1-D DH-IH1-S G-AY1 AH0-N D-L-AY1-K K-AO1-L DH-AH0 P-AH0 L-IY1 S-IH1-F DH-EY1 EH1 V-ER0 S-IY1 HH-IH1 M-AW1-T S-AY1-D DH-EH1-R HH-AW1-S


[inaudible 00:02:01] "welcome to molest my children."

IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z T-UW1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N D-W-AH1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-W-EH1-L K-AH0-M T-UW1 M-AH0 L-EH1-S T-M-AY1 CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0-N