up. a kid fucking threw it out the moonroof and i'm high as a goddamn kite and the baby splatters on my windshield and my dumb ass turns the windshield wiper on while i'm screaming. i'm like-

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the windshield right away. we were on a road that we were going super fast. we were on mcmullan.what?

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fucked up shit as i get pulled over right now, like for every-

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he has this bag... all these bags, these clear, industrial garbage bags just piled up in the back of his truck.

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okay. wait, wait. he has all of these fucking hamburger-

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buns in his a... truck and i'm behind him like, "oh, that's fucking weird". i'm not thinking anything of it. i'm just like cruising. all of a sudden, it's like this motherfucker pulled a lever.

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his buns just start flying out and cascading.

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later, it was around halloween time, i guess, because stevie had a field trip to go to slow poke farm, which is just like little pumpkin patch type of place.

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no corn could grow in florida. and i feel retarded for even like-

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when you said that to me, you were like, "there's this corn maze," i'm like, "can corn grow here?" and i'm just imagining corn growing in the fucking beach sand or something. and i'm like, "that's not possible," but i-

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i will go ahead and say that there's... it's no secret that in the news right now, russia is saying that a vote for hillary is a vote for... well, is a vote for-

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oh, i don't know. he was in a lot of stuff back in the time period.

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they'll be like the people that leave their christmas lights up all year around. it's going to be the same deal because you still see motherfuckers riding around with those goddamn... obama-

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i had to be serious. it's too late for that.

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..grow rinky-dink people that are reporting this shit.

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trump is very much for closing all the borders straight the fuck down if need be.

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i feel like hillary would never declare war during her presidency, no matter what happened, i feel like they could come over here and take off their white glove and slap her in the face with it and she'd be like,

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i don't know who it was i'm trying to think of who the fuck said it, but basically they were saying,

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"if someone came in my house right now, you bet i'm going out shooting. i ain't fucking lying around just getting...".

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that is the situation that would be the tipping point and would lead to some kind of civil war, because then you're forcing your law enforcement officers, your military personnel to

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turn guns on citizens, to take their guns from them and everything in your creed tells you that you're not supposed to ever do that. i just don't see that happening

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that way. i don't think he's going to offend them to the point where they're like, "that's it now we got to bomb him, i'm sick of his mouth."

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but i don't think that people [crosstalk 00:01:14] ... especially in this election, look at all the shit that's coming out every day. jesus christ.

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and it was just never a big deal. if it was never a big deal to you, then why is it a big deal now that you stand to benefit?

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that's fine, but just because this is the whole thing about politics. if you're going to have... a bad act is a bad act across the board.

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a bad act is a bad act, it doesn't matter who's doing it. so if you can't be objective but you're holding all these high moral values on facebook, you're a hypocrite.

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even if it wasn't a brain fart and he literally didn't know he was

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literally didn't even know what that meant and he was like, "what are you talking about?" and didn't know and it wasn't just, "oh, yeah."

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but the fact that he's honest and he wants to do a good job. i feel that speaks way louder than, "what's aleppo?".

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because you know what? i bet you, donald trump didn't know the fuck it was before he started running for president and people were telling it in his ear. you know what i mean? and the only reason hillary...

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and it's not even necessarily obama's fault or anyone. it's just an accumulation of shitty...

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i don't know,


because look at africa. africa, is fucking crazy and they could absolutely use some fucking help, but you know what?

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i do feel if donald gets elected, i feel he has the highest chance.

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well, i think


for have taken the time to listen to any of the episodes that he has with grandparent cock or randall carlson you'll know that.

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it takes a very surprisingly short amount of time for all evidence of human life to just be gone completely. like how long?

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i mean, one day when we're gone, everything that we have built, there's going to be nothing to...

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i was making bella macaroni and cheese and i had stirred it all up and i had the spoon sitting on the side of the pot because it was...

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something happened and the spoon, went to flop, but it already had cheese all over it and i didn't want it to get me so i was like "ah"...

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falls on the floor, smashes everywhere and alison was standing next to me i was like, "you did it."

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she was like, "remember when you knocked that glass over?" i was like, "yeah, and i still think you did that." and she was like, "are you fucking [inaudible 00:04:07].

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and i was holding the cup like it was a pint glass of beer at a bar like one of those really heavy glasses and i'm talking...

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purse and it was like a full 16 ounce

P-ER1 S-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 F-UH1-L S-IH0-K-S T-IY1 N-AW1-N-S


pint that i'd just gotten and it just dropped in my purse and everyone's like, "did you just let go of that?"

P-AY1-N-T DH-AE1 T-IH1-D JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-AH0 N-AH0-N D-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T D-R-AA1-P T-IH0-N M-AY1 P-ER1 S-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 OW2 N-IH0 S-L-AY1-K D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1-T G-OW1 AH1-V DH-AE1-T


right after i had our second baby so she was a baby, baby, baby, but my mother-in-law was about to go on this cross country horseback riding trip, right when we were breaking up

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and you're emotional, you do some things, things aren't always in context.

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two sparrows holding a scroll that said, "trust no one."

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the newborn baby, she's trying to be so nice to me. she was really hurting for what i was going through and stuff. so i'm sitting...

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her sister shows up and she sees it, and she was like "are you okay?"

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i've done some fucking cringe-worthy shit, that's for sure. it was also post-divorce after me and nick.

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[inaudible 00:00:14] do crazy things, but anyways.

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super ready to fucking beat someone's ass at any moment. that kind of person.

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she was the shit. so i was hanging out with her and we went to this club in austin.

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people dancing in cages type of thing.

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we'll figure out that i don't know. i was up there doing some kind of shit.

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any of them, like my whole life is like a montage of embarrassing moments, but they're funny to me [crosstalk 00:00:47].

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it's something called coricidin cold and cough.

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the story, from my perspective, some of the tales of-

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i don't know the exact number. i think almost 10 kids. but her mother.

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granny always swore that the ghosts in upton followed her there.

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i don't know. nothing cool has happened to me.

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on the fucking, i don't know. i don't know what i would say. a super editor.

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hey, two for $3 mcmuffin.

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what? she said, what's the deal with that?

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[crosstalk 00:01:51].you get two mcmuffins for $3. she's like, oh-

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fucking mcdonald's rots your mind. that's where you can't even read a stupid marquee.

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a whole, like a feather in my mouth. like i was like, [inaudible 00:02:06].

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i go in and i'm like, "hey, what's this shit?" they have a thing in there where you just order-

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-it never tapered off. it was like the same intense of freshness at 7:00 am. and 10:00 am.what kind of mouthwash was that?crest pro-health.

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[inaudible 00:02:23] you know what's awful is coffee with mouthwash mouth.

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whenever you do go to rageon.com, you can get all kinds of cool ass shirts. they got dragon ball z stuff.

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so as you know, there was the fucking presidential debates that occurred, and that was a shit show. gary johnson was correct. it was a shit show.

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attach a link to the show notes so that you can get to it. basically, you decide who won. who won this weird fucking debate.

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so, the final answer to that particular question. let me have your card and i'll put it with them.

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i have a lot of stamina and it's going to take stamina to defeat isis. i will say it right now, islamic. i'm not afraid to say it. some people are.

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there's pouring across our borders. they're bringing in the guns, the drugs. the only way we're going to do this, everyone who visits trump towers will get one coupon for a free taco bowl.

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hispanics, i'm told are loving them. they're the absolute best, the absolute best. the taco bells at trump towers, a1. people will get hooked on my taco bells.

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well, donald, i have to say that you're wrong about the taco bowls and you're wrong about the mexican people.

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is your abuela mexican drug cartel? i will love you and nourish you with my bosom.

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you don't have to act like this anymore, because i-

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AE1-K T-L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1


-know there are all these outraged hispanic people, who are like "my grandmother's from cuba and she swam all the way over here. and you don't know shit."

N-OW1 DH-EH1 R-AA1 R-AO1-L DH-IY1 Z-AW1 T-R-EY2-JH-D HH-IH0-S P-AE1 N-IH0-K P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-UW1 AA1-R L-AY1 K-M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0-Z F-R-AH1-M K-Y-UW1 B-AH0 AH0-N-D SH-IY1 S-W-AE1 M-AO1-L DH-AH0 W-EY1 OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 SH-IH1-T


hackers, if they just happened to look into this bank account information, they may be able to get some answers. i'm not-

HH-AE1 K-ER0 Z-IH1-F DH-EY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 L-UH1 K-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-IH1-S B-AE1-NG K-AH0 K-AW1-N T-IH2-N F-ER0 M-EY1 SH-AH0-N DH-EY1 M-EY1 B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 G-EH1-T S-AH1 M-AE1-N S-ER0 Z-IH1-M N-AA1-T


-like the worst person on the face of the planet for coming up with the shit that i'm coming up with.okay.

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alright, so basically hillary will put her husband, bill, in charge of abortions, and you'll put your-

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we're a little in debt now, so it's not going to be as big as we'd like to make it.

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i'm sorry. it's for the greater good.

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stockpile it so we can build this wall. but, i don't think it's unreasonable.

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i'm not, i don't hate that. oh, that's my work.

IH1-M N-AA1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-EY1-T DH-AE1 T-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-M-AY1 W-ER1-K


could be the wave of the future. i don't personally know a lot about it.

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this country, wonderful. not great. we can make it wonderful.

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okay, i don't usually talk shit about people just for being weird looking.

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maybe he took someone's vest.i had to circle back around with the car, to come look at him again, to see why he...

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i mean, he wasn't repulsive, but if you looked at him straight on, he was like a shark, hollow eyes. there was nothing there.

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i ignored it. he was, "let me get your number." you know how i do, gave it in block. so, i gave it to him, blocked it.

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he added me on snapchat, i never responded. he's going to find the show.wait.

HH-IY1 AE1 D-AH0 D-M-IY1 AA1-N S-N-AE1-P CH-AE2 T-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 R-IH0-S P-AA1-N D-IH0-D HH-IY1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D DH-AH0 SH-AW1 W-AY2-T


because we grilled out tonight. we had steaks and bella doesn't eat steak, so she wanted a hot dog.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IY1 G-R-IH1-L D-AW1-T T-AH0 N-AY1 T-W-IY1 HH-AE1-D-S T-EY1-K S-AH0-N-D B-EH1 L-AH0 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-IY1-T-S T-EY1-K S-OW1 SH-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-AH0 HH-AA1-T D-AO1-G


she was in the chair and i was cutting it and i was letting it just fall on the tile, because i was going to sweep it up.

SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 CH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-Z K-AH1 T-IH0 NG-IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-EH1 T-IH0 NG-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T F-AO1 L-AA1-N DH-AH0 T-AY1-L B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-W-IY1 P-IH1 T-AH1-P


bella comes out of nowhere, like a fricking hobbit.

B-EH1 L-AH0 K-AH1-M Z-AW1 T-AH1 V-N-OW1 W-EH2-R L-AY1 K-AH0 F-R-IH1 K-IH0-NG HH-AA1 B-AH0-T


she was, "can i keep this and glue it on paper?"

SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z K-AE1 N-AY1 K-IY1-P DH-IH1 S-AH0-N-D G-L-UW1 IH1 T-AA1-N P-EY1 P-ER0


i light trim like an inch and a half, no big deal, and now all hell is...

AY1 L-AY1-T T-R-IH1 M-L-AY1 K-AE1 N-IH1-N CH-AH0-N D-AH0 HH-AE1 F-N-OW1 B-IH1-G D-IY1 L-AH0-N D-N-AW1 AO1-L HH-EH1 L-IH1-Z


"throw it away right now." so she went to the garbage can and she always thinks... she had one little piece behind her hair. i said, "what's back there?" and she was, "nothing."

TH-R-OW1 IH1 T-AH0 W-EY1 R-AY1 T-N-AW1 S-OW1 SH-IY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 G-AA1-R B-IH0-JH K-AE1 N-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z TH-IH1-NG-K-S SH-IY1 HH-AE1 D-W-AH1 N-L-IH1 T-AH0-L P-IY1-S B-IH0 HH-AY1-N-D HH-ER0 HH-EH1 R-AY1 S-EH1 D-W-AH0-T-S B-AE1-K DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG


she was, "well, i do think that it rains."you know.

SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-W-EH1 L-AY1 D-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-R-EY1-N Z-IY0 UW0 N-OW1


oh my god. that was like...

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K


crazy black mom. that's the one thing i'm...

K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 B-L-AE1 K-M-AA1-M TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 W-AH1-N TH-IH1 NG-IH1-M


business. this is a business. it just is. well, we haven't made an llc just yet, but...

B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 B-IH1 Z-N-AH0 S-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-IH1 Z-W-EH1 L-W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-M-EY1 D-AE1 N-EH1 L-EH1-K-S JH-AH1-S T-Y-EH1-T B-AH1-T


i don't know how this episode's going to turn out, you guys, because that's the only rule here is, don't wear a green shirt, now that we got the green screen.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 DH-IH1 S-EH1 P-AH0 S-OW2-D-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-ER1 N-AW1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z B-IH0 K-AO1-Z TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 R-UW1-L HH-IY1 R-IH1-Z D-AA1-N T-W-EH1 R-AH0 G-R-IY1-N SH-ER1 T-N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 G-R-IY1-N-S K-R-IY1-N


but no, i figure it's not going to be hard to make them, but it is going to cost money to make...

B-AH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 IH1-T S-N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 HH-AA1-R-D T-UW1 M-EY1-K DH-EH1-M B-AH1 T-IH1 T-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AA1-S T-M-AH1 N-IY0 T-UW1 M-EY1-K


stole everyone's fucking pals and then we all had to try to...

S-T-OW1 L-EH1 V-R-IY0 OW2 N-IH0-S F-AH1 K-IH0-NG P-AE1-L Z-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 AO1-L HH-AE1-D T-UW1 T-R-AY1 T-UW1


i would absolutely still be in kentucky, not doing anything, except sitting at a desk.

AY1 W-UH1 D-AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0-S T-IH1-L B-IY1 IH0-N K-AH0-N T-AH1 K-IY0 N-AA1-T D-UW1 IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-IH0-K S-EH1-P-T S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AE1 T-AH0 D-EH1-S-K


oh, catch a fish with your hands.

OW1 K-AE1 CH-AH0 F-IH1 SH-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R HH-AE1-N-D-Z


what the fuck is this? and there was this one thing, i remember they had it.

W-AH1-T DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH1-Z DH-IH1 S-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N TH-IH1 NG-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-EY1 HH-AE1 D-IH1-T


if i could quit my job. if you all would just go to amazon and shit, do all these things that we're telling you to do.

IH1 F-AY1 K-UH1-D K-W-IH1 T-M-AY1 JH-AA1 B-IH1 F-Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 T-UW1 AE1 M-AH0 Z-AA2 N-AH0-N-D SH-IH1-T D-UW1 AO1-L DH-IY1-Z TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-W-ER0 T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 T-UW1 D-UW1


well, all my blood work for all my test results have always come back perfect. then i was talking to caitlin about it and i said, "all this started happening...

W-EH1 L-AO1-L M-AY1 B-L-AH1 D-W-ER1-K F-AO1 R-AO1-L M-AY1 T-EH1-S T-R-IH0 Z-AH1-L-T-S HH-AE1 V-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z K-AH1-M B-AE1-K P-ER1 F-IH2-K-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 K-EY1 T-L-IH0 N-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 S-EH1 D-AO1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0-NG


weeks or eight weeks of taking an anti-depressant fucked up my hormones that bad.

W-IY1-K S-AO1 R-EY1 T-W-IY1-K S-AH1-V T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AE1 N-AE2-N T-IY0 D-IH0 P-R-EH1 S-AH0-N-T F-AH1-K T-AH1 P-M-AY1 HH-AO1-R M-OW2-N-Z DH-AE1-T B-AE1-D


to me, that's just always seemed not a good idea. that seems like something that you shouldn't just play with to the extent, that it seems psychiatrists like to do. you know what i mean?

T-UW1 M-IY1 TH-AE1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z S-IY1-M D-N-AA1 T-AH0 G-UH1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 DH-AE1-T S-IY1-M Z-L-AY1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T JH-AH1-S-T P-L-EY1 W-IH1-DH T-UW1 DH-AH0 IH0-K-S T-EH1-N-T DH-AE1 T-IH1-T S-IY1-M-Z S-AH0 K-AY1 AH0 T-R-AH0-S-T S-L-AY1-K T-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N


just for the record, i don't think it's bad. i know that you...

JH-AH1-S-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 R-EH1 K-ER0 D-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S B-AE1 D-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1


be nine months pregnant right now.oh, i don't think so.no, literally, this is how much i weighed when i gave birth to bella.oh, really? okay then.

B-IY1 N-AY1-N M-AH1-N-TH-S P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N T-R-AY1 T-N-OW1 W-OW0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K S-OW1 N-OW0 L-IH1 T-ER0 AH0 L-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-AY1 W-EY1 D-W-EH1 N-AY1 G-EY1-V B-ER1-TH T-UW1 B-EH1 L-AW0 R-IH1 L-IY0 OW2 K-EY1 DH-EH1-N


bad, because you just want attention about you gained weight. i'm sorry. the only reason that i'm losing weight is...

B-AE1-D B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0 N-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 G-EY1-N D-W-EY1 T-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 R-IY1 Z-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-IH1 M-L-UW1 Z-IH0 NG-W-EY1 T-IH1-Z


sorry maybe it's been hard work. it's been miserable the whole time, if that's any consolation at all. i miss...

S-AA1 R-IY0 M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-T-S B-IH1-N HH-AA1-R D-W-ER1 K-IH1-T-S B-IH1-N M-IH1 Z-ER0 AH0 B-AH0-L DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L T-AY1 M-IH1-F TH-AE1-T S-EH1 N-IY0 K-AA2-N S-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AE1 T-AO1 L-AY1 M-IH1-S


matthew. thank you. you're awesome.

M-AE1 TH-Y-UW0 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 Y-UH1 R-AA1 S-AH0-M


nail courses. i know that they do, because i've seen them.

N-EY1-L K-AO1-R S-AH0 Z-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 D-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1-V S-IY1-N DH-EH1-M


i know. i'm, "i need this, i need that. look how cool that is." i had to put to stop myself, but i really want that practice hand.

AY1 N-OW1 IH1 M-AY1 N-IY1-D DH-IH1 S-AY1 N-IY1-D DH-AE1 T-L-UH1-K HH-AW1 K-UW1-L DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 P-UH1-T T-UW1-S T-AA1 P-M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F B-AH1 T-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T DH-AE1-T P-R-AE1-K T-AH0-S HH-AE1-N-D


too, because i feel, like that's what our grandparents would call it.

T-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-AW1 ER0 G-R-AE1-N-D P-EH2 R-AH0-N-T S-W-UH1-D K-AO1 L-IH1-T


oh wait a second, totally off topic, but i...

OW1 W-EY1 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AO1-F T-AA1 P-IH0-K B-AH1 T-AY1


but they were, "there's no w in it [crosstalk 00:03:50], what are you supposed to say?

B-AH1-T DH-EY1 W-ER0 T-IY1 HH-IY1 R-IH1 Z-N-OW1 D-AH1 B-AH0 L-Y-UW0 IH0 N-IH1-T K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z TH-R-IY1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 S-EY1


and she was, "oh no, we were just talking about it."yeah.

AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-OW1 N-OW1 W-IY1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-IY0 AH0


that i can do damage control and that's not true at all.caleb's a liar.she's alive.she's still having hormones from the baby and she says crazy things.

DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 D-AE1 M-AH0-JH K-AH0-N T-R-OW1 L-AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T T-R-UW1 AE1 T-AO1-L K-AH0 L-EH2-B Z-AH0 L-IY0 AA1-R SH-AH0 Z-AE1 L-AH0 V-IH0 SH-AH0-Z-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG HH-AO1-R M-OW2-N-Z F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 AH0-N-D SH-IY1 S-EH1-Z K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-Z


come about to die. i think i'm just going to lay inn the...

K-AH1 M-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 D-AY1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-EY1 IH1-N DH-AH0


things that i've been doing to expand horizons is or expand my horizons is, like this whole podcasting, just in general.

TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1-V B-IH1-N D-UW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 IH0-K-S P-AE1-N-D HH-ER0 AY1 Z-AH0-N Z-IH1 Z-AO1 R-IH0-K-S P-AE1-N D-M-AY1 HH-ER0 AY1 Z-AH0-N Z-IH1 Z-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S HH-OW1-L P-AA1-D K-AE2-S T-IH0-NG JH-AH1-S T-IH0-N JH-EH1 N-ER0 AH0-L


then i had to send you a message, because i had been looking for such a long time and i was, "you're the most no sliminess bitch ever."

DH-EH1 N-AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 S-EH1-N D-Y-UW1 AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0-JH B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1-D B-IH1 N-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1-R S-AH1 CH-AH0 L-AO1-NG T-AY1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-N-OW1 S-L-AY1 M-AH0 N-AH0-S B-IH1 CH-EH1 V-ER0


well, i'm glad that you got some inspirational knowledge.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-L-AE1-D DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T S-AH1 M-IH2-N-S P-ER0 EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L N-AA1 L-AH0-JH


there are some people that, i'm pretty sure, probably sold their soul to the devil, for music.

DH-EH1 R-AA1-R S-AH1-M P-IY1 P-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-IH1-M P-R-IH1 T-IY0 SH-UH1-R P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 S-OW1-L-D DH-EH1-R S-OW1-L T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-EH1 V-AH0-L F-AO1-R M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-K


it's like, if they did sell their soul, they got the short end of the stick. they must not have specified in the contract how long they wanted to live before that soul got turned.

IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-IH1-F DH-EY1 D-IH1-D S-EH1-L DH-EH1-R S-OW1-L DH-EY1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 SH-AO1-R T-EH1-N D-AH1-V DH-AH0-S T-IH1-K DH-EY1 M-AH1-S T-N-AA1-T HH-AE1-V-S P-EH1 S-AH0 F-AY2 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AA1-N T-R-AE2-K-T HH-AW1 L-AO1-NG DH-EY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 L-AY1-V B-IH0 F-AO1-R DH-AE1-T S-OW1-L G-AA1-T T-ER1-N-D


well, because, i don't know.growing up.i would see things, like, "oh, that's...

W-EH1-L B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 G-R-AW2 AY0 IH0 NG-Y-UW1 P-IY0 W-UH1-D S-IY1 TH-IH1-NG Z-L-AY1 K-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S


...zone and everything is just happening around you and you're like, "nah, fuck all this shit." but growing is stepping out of that.

Z-OW1 N-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R L-AY1 K-N-AA1 F-AH1 K-AO1-L DH-IH1-S SH-IH1-T B-AH1-T G-R-OW1 IH0 NG-IH1-Z-S T-EH1 P-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AE1-T


but that right there, i think is the only legitimate case that i feel of body shaming that i've ever heard of.that's fucked up.

B-AH1-T DH-AE1 T-R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-Z DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 L-AH0 JH-IH1 T-AH0 M-AH0-T K-EY1-S DH-AE1 T-AY1 F-IY1 L-AH1-V B-AA1 D-IY0 SH-EY1 M-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 HH-ER1 D-AO1-F T-AE2-Z F-AH1-K T-AH1-P


people would have a fit.yeah.but you do it for coarse, curly hair, you charge out the ass.

P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-IH1 T-IY0 AH0 B-AH0 T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-T F-AO1-R K-AO1-R-S K-ER1 L-IY0 HH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 CH-AA1-R JH-AW1-T DH-AH0 AE1-S


i don't know, it's one of those chasing the dragon kind of things, i think.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T S-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z CH-EY1 S-IH0-NG DH-AH0 D-R-AE1 G-AH0-N K-AY1-N D-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG Z-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K


there's nothing there. i feel like it's very hard...

DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG DH-EH1 R-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1-T-S V-EH1 R-IY0 HH-AA1-R-D


i feel like african-american people are not even a minority anymore in numbers-wise. so why are things not geared towards them too?

AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AE2 F-R-AH0 K-AH0 N-EH1 M-AH0 K-N-IY0 AH0-N P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1-R N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0 N-AH0 M-AY0 N-AO1 R-AH0 T-IY0 EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1 R-IH0-N N-AH1-M B-ER0 S-AY2-Z S-OW1 W-AY1 AA1-R TH-IH1-NG Z-N-AA1-T G-IH1-R-D T-AH0 W-AO1-R-D-Z DH-EH1-M T-UW1


the high end price is 20 something dollars, and the only choice we have is high end.

DH-AH0 HH-AY1 EH1-N-D P-R-AY1 S-IH1-Z T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 CH-OY1 S-W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-IH1-Z HH-AY1 EH1-N-D


well now that i have raven here, my little sister, because she does relax her hair, and i have to get so much conditioner in this house now it's...

W-EH1-L N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-R-EY1 V-AH0-N HH-IY1-R M-AY1 L-IH1 T-AH0-L S-IH1-S T-ER0 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z SH-IY1 D-AH1 Z-R-IH0 L-AE1-K-S HH-ER0 HH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1-T S-OW1 M-AH1-CH K-AH0-N D-IH1 SH-AH0 N-ER0 IH0-N DH-IH1-S HH-AW1 S-N-AW1 IH1-T-S


[crosstalk 00:01:27] the fact that they take advantage of people's needs like that. i feel like that is fucked up.

K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z DH-AH0 F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 T-EY1 K-AE0-D V-AE1-N T-IH0 JH-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L Z-N-IY1-D Z-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z F-AH1-K T-AH1-P


$48 for shampoo and conditioner that's going to last me maybe six weeks, maybe.

F-AO1-R T-IY0 EY1-T D-AA1 L-ER0-Z F-AO1-R SH-AE0-M P-UW1 AH0-N-D K-AH0-N D-IH1 SH-AH0 N-ER0 TH-AE1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AE1-S T-M-IY1 M-EY1 B-IY0 S-IH1-K S-W-IY1-K S-M-EY1 B-IY0


so i go through a lot of conditioner because i'll just rinse it through every time i take a shower and...

S-OW1 AY1 G-OW1 TH-R-UW1 AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V K-AH0-N D-IH1 SH-AH0 N-ER0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-L JH-AH1-S T-R-IH1-N S-IH1-T TH-R-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 M-AY1 T-EY1 K-AH0 SH-AW1 ER0 AH0-N-D


i mean, i'm not hopeful because it's fucking rigged as fuck. but i think they go debate by debate...oh, debate by debate?

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-M N-AA1-T HH-OW1-P F-AH0-L B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T-S F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-R-IH1-G D-AE1-Z F-AH1-K B-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-EY1 G-OW1 D-AH0 B-EY1-T B-AY1 D-EY0 B-EY1 T-OW0 D-AH0 B-EY1-T B-AY1 D-AH0 B-EY1-T


... numbers are right too, because on his website and stuff that he's been posting, he said that he had 13%.well, this...

N-AH1-M B-ER0 Z-AA1-R R-AY1-T T-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AA1-N HH-IH1 Z-W-EH1-B S-AY2 T-AH0-N-D-S T-AH1-F DH-AE1-T HH-IY1-Z B-IH1-N P-OW1-S T-IH0-NG HH-IY1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T HH-IY1 HH-AE1-D TH-ER1 T-IY1-N P-ER0 S-AE1-N T-AH0-L DH-IH1-S


well, here's how i envision this working is if everyone...

W-EH1-L HH-IH1-R-Z HH-AW1 AY1 EH0-N V-IH1 ZH-AH0-N DH-IH1 S-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-IH1 Z-IH1 F-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N


... then you can say, "well, the roads suck in my neighborhood. i think i'm going to take 2%, or i'm going to take x amount of this 10% and put it there."

DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N S-EY1 W-EH1-L DH-AH0 R-OW1-D-Z S-AH1 K-IH0-N M-AY1 N-EY1 B-ER0 HH-UH2 D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 AE1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EY1-K T-UW1 P-ER0 S-EH1-N T-AO1 R-AY1 AE1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EY1 K-EH1-K S-AH0 M-AW1-N T-AH1-V DH-IH1-S T-EH1-N P-ER0 S-EH1-N T-AH0-N-D P-UH1 T-IH1-T DH-EH1-R


the people who make those kinds of decisions, are the ones who benefit from the system being the way it is and staying the way it is. so until you get someone in there...

DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-UW1 M-EY1-K DH-OW1-Z K-AY1-N-D Z-AH1-V D-IH0 S-IH1 ZH-AH0-N Z-AA1-R DH-AH0 W-AH1-N-Z HH-UW1 B-EH1 N-AH0 F-IH0-T F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-M B-IY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 W-EY1 IH1 T-IH1 Z-AH0-N-D-S T-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 W-EY1 IH1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 AH0-N T-IH1 L-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


... still been a fight, a fight tooth and nail, unfortunately the way that it was at the beginning with their money and they couldn't put their money in the bank.

S-T-IH1-L B-IH1 N-AH0 F-AY1 T-AH0 F-AY1-T T-UW1 TH-AH0-N D-N-EY1 L-AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 DH-AH0 W-EY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AE1-T DH-AH0 B-IH0 G-IH1 N-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-EH1-R M-AH1 N-IY0 AH0-N-D DH-EY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T P-UH1-T DH-EH1-R M-AH1 N-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AE1-NG-K


... what i'm going to do now. you can join the dark side.

W-AH1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 N-AW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N JH-OY1-N DH-AH0 D-AA1-R-K S-AY1-D


but there's no reason that we can't put our best minds to work and just come up with a way for everybody to vote on everything all the fucking time. let us have our say.

B-AH1-T DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 R-IY1 Z-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 K-AE1-N-T P-UH1 T-AW1 ER0 B-EH1-S T-M-AY1-N-D-Z T-UW1 W-ER1 K-AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S-T K-AH1 M-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 F-AO1 R-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 T-UW1 V-OW1 T-AA1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AO1-L DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG T-AY1 M-L-EH1 T-AH1-S HH-AE1 V-AW1 ER0 S-EY1


chance of being able to hack it are so slim, and the average person wouldn't be able to do it. you know what i mean?yeah.

CH-AE1-N S-AH1-V B-IY1 IH0 NG-EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 HH-AE1 K-IH1 T-AA1-R S-OW1 S-L-IH1 M-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 AE1 V-ER0 IH0-JH P-ER1 S-AH0 N-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY2 EH0 N-IY1 AH0


our system totally fucking sucks, but is there one... has anyone found...?

AW1 ER0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-M T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG S-AH1-K-S B-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-EH1 R-W-AH1-N HH-AE1 Z-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N F-AW1-N-D


and it would start fights. i remember at one point there was this lady...

AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-UH1-D-S T-AA1-R-T F-AY1-T S-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 AE1 T-W-AH1-N P-OY1-N-T DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z DH-IH1 S-L-EY1 D-IY0


oh god, it was like a year ago, what was going on around then? i think it had to do with trayvon martin or something, but she started...

OW1 G-AA1 D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 Y-IH1 R-AH0 G-OW1 W-AH1 T-W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1 N-ER0 AW1-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T HH-AE1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1-DH T-R-EY1 V-AH0-N M-AA1-R T-AH0 N-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG B-AH1-T SH-IY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D


this has nothing to do with... what did she do to you?

DH-IH1-S HH-AE1 Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1 DH-W-AH1-T D-IH1-D SH-IY1 D-UW1 T-UW1 Y-UW1


and there's a difference between having a debate and having a fight. it's not a debate if you're not willing to listen to the other side.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S B-IH0 T-W-IY1-N HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 D-AH0 B-EY1 T-AH0-N-D HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 F-AY1 T-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 D-AH0 B-EY1 T-IH1 F-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-W-IH1 L-IH0-NG T-UW1 L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 S-AY1-D


when it's not something that's black and white, and when it's just something that like, i feel this way because such-and-such.

W-EH1 N-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG TH-AE1-T-S B-L-AE1 K-AH0-N D-W-AY1 T-AH0-N D-W-EH1 N-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-L-AY1 K-AY1 F-IY1-L DH-IH1 S-W-EY1 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z S-AH0 CH-AE1-N D-AH0-K


bar bitch, so i'm trying not to drink for a couple of weeks at all.

B-AA1-R B-IH1-CH S-OW1 IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG N-AA1-T T-UW1 D-R-IH1-NG-K F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1 V-W-IY1-K S-AE1 T-AO1-L


i never ever felt like i had a problem with it. i still don't, i'm not addicted to drinking or anything like that, i just...

AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 F-EH1-L T-L-AY1 K-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-W-IH1 DH-IH1 T-AY1-S T-IH1-L D-AA1-N T-IH1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 D-IH1-K T-AH0-D T-UW1 D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T


... mild or not, but i don't know. i've never had like the only time that i've had any...

M-AY1-L D-AO1-R N-AA1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 D-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 T-AY1-M DH-AE1 T-AY1-V HH-AE1 D-EH1 N-IY0


i know as long as you're okay with me paying you in joints or something. okay. that's all you're getting.

AY1 N-OW1 AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1 Z-Y-UH1 R-OW2 K-EY1 W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 P-EY1 IH0 NG-Y-UW1 IH0-N JH-OY1-N-T S-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-AO1 L-Y-UH1-R G-EH1 T-IH0-NG


i might bring you some york peppermint patties. ooh. yeah. i'll pay you in those.in starburstokay.

AY1 M-AY1-T B-R-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 S-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R-K P-EH1 P-ER0 M-IH2-N-T P-AE1 T-IY0 Z-UW1 Y-AE1 IH1-L P-EY1 Y-UW1 IH0-N TH-OW1 Z-IY0-N-S T-ER0 B-EH1-R K-UW0 S-IY0


the last food that i ate was when i came to your house for the ufl, florida...

DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T F-UW1-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 EY1 T-W-AA1 Z-W-EH1 N-AY1 K-EY1-M T-UW1 Y-AO1-R HH-AW1-S F-AO1-R DH-AH0 AH1 F-AH0-L F-L-AO1 R-AH0 D-AH0


i know. i was cheating on my diet. actually, no here, i wasn't...

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-Z CH-IY1 T-IH0 NG-AA1-N M-AY1 D-AY1 AH0 T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-OW1 HH-IY1 R-AY1 W-AO1-S-T


... word from, actually we're not having a word... i want to say that so bad, i want to say let's have a word from our sponsors, but our sponsors aren't actually talking.

W-ER1-D F-R-AH1 M-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 W-ER0 N-AA1-T HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 W-ER1 D-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AE1-T S-OW1 B-AE1 D-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-EY1 L-EH1-T-S HH-AE1 V-AH0 W-ER1-D F-R-AH1 M-AW1 ER0-S P-AA1-N S-ER0-Z B-AH1 T-AW1 ER0-S P-AA1-N S-ER0 Z-AA1 R-AH0-N T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 T-AO1 K-IH0-NG


i don't know why i said that. leave me alone i'm on that stuff.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AY1 AY1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1 T-L-IY1 V-M-IY1 AH0 L-OW1 N-IH1 M-AA1-N DH-AE1-T-S T-AH1-F


where i am going to pop up a disclaimer, that i am sorry if i piss off anybody with anything i'm about to say but-

W-EH1 R-AY1 AE1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 P-AA1 P-AH1 P-AH0 D-IH0-S K-L-EY1 M-ER0 DH-AE1 T-AY1 AE1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 F-AY1 P-IH1 S-AO1 F-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 W-IH1 DH-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-IH1 M-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 S-EY1 B-AH1-T


experienced racism from both sides. and the meanest kids to me and parents to me were black ones.

IH0-K-S P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-N-S T-R-EY1 S-IH2 Z-AH0-M F-R-AH1-M B-OW1-TH S-AY1-D Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 M-IY1 N-AH0-S-T K-IH1-D-Z T-UW1 M-IY1 AH0-N-D P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S T-UW1 M-IY1 W-ER0 B-L-AE1 K-W-AH1-N-Z


didn't let her come in. they're like no. no, there's no party here.

D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-L-EH1-T HH-ER0 K-AH1 M-IH0-N TH-EH1-R L-AY1 K-N-OW1 N-OW1 DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 P-AA1-R T-IY0 HH-IY1-R


it's such a problem because i feel.

IH1-T-S S-AH1 CH-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 F-IY1-L


i could get pissed off at everything right now. and just, i have a way right now to just tell everyone how i feel about it.

AY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1-T P-IH1-S T-AO1 F-AE1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 W-EY1 R-AY1 T-N-AW1 T-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1 L-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N HH-AW1 AY1 F-IY1 L-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


if you're not racist and you don't think that white is right or whatever the fuck you think.

IH1 F-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-R-EY1 S-IH0-S T-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-W-AY1 T-IH1 Z-R-AY1 T-AO1 R-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K


i can't tell you what spanish people are struggling with or asian people. i can't even begin to know.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 W-AH1-T-S P-AE1 N-IH0-SH P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1-R-S T-R-AH1 G-AH0 L-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-AO1 R-EY1 ZH-AH0-N P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AY1 K-AE1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N B-IH0 G-IH1-N T-UW1 N-OW1


but i'm sure i'll find it quickly. it was the top thing up here.

B-AH1 T-IH1-M SH-UH1 R-IH1-L F-AY1-N D-IH1-T K-W-IH1 K-L-IY0 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 T-AA1-P TH-IH1 NG-AH1-P HH-IY1-R


but i don't hear him saying, i'm not standing up you stupid crackers and all this shit. he hasn't said anything like that. but the people who are mad about it are saying all kinds of racist shit.

B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-IY1-R HH-IH1-M S-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1-M N-AA1-T-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-AH1 P-Y-UW1-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D K-R-AE1 K-ER0 Z-AH0-N D-AO1-L DH-IH1-S SH-IH1-T HH-IY1 HH-AE1-S-N-T S-EH1 D-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T B-AH1-T DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-UW1 AA1-R M-AE1 D-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-AA1-R S-EY1 IH0 NG-AO1-L K-AY1-N-D Z-AH1 V-R-EY1 S-IH0-S-T SH-IH1-T


[cobla 00:01:17] i'm going to talk about that in just a second, because this kind of made me think of something that i was talking about the other day in relation to this.

K-OW1 B-L-AH0 Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-AY1 AE1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-IH0-N JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-IH1-S K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-M-EY1 D-M-IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1-V S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 D-EY1 IH0 N-R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N T-UW1 DH-IH1-S


but i also respect the right of people who don't want to do that because it may hit them harder than it hits me. because like i said, i've never felt personal victim of racism.

B-AH1 T-AY1 AO1-L S-OW0 R-IH0-S P-EH1-K-T DH-AH0 R-AY1 T-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1 T-M-EY1 HH-IH1-T DH-EH1-M HH-AA1-R D-ER0 DH-AE1 N-IH1-T HH-IH1-T S-M-IY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-L-AY1 K-AY1 S-EH1 D-AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 F-EH1-L-T P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L V-IH1-K T-AH0 M-AH1 V-R-EY1 S-IH2 Z-AH0-M


means nothing but oppression to me. why would i salute that?

M-IY1-N Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG B-AH1 T-AH0 P-R-EH1 SH-AH0-N T-UW1 M-IY1 W-AY1 W-UH1 D-AY1 S-AH0 L-UW1-T DH-AE1-T


he said here's what i worry about. i worry that if donald trump becomes president, we're going to have world war iii. because i feel our relations with just everyone are going to be shit.

HH-IY1 S-EH1-D HH-IH1-R Z-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-AY1 W-ER1 IY0 DH-AE1 T-IH1-F D-AA1 N-AH0-L-D T-R-AH1-M-P B-IH0 K-AH1-M-Z P-R-EH1 Z-AH0 D-EH2-N T-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-W-ER1-L D-W-AO1 R-IY1 W-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 F-IY1 L-AW1 ER0 R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N Z-W-IH1-DH JH-AH1-S T-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 SH-IH1-T


from a private business owner to when he was in politics he was like, i can buy these people, and i have before.

F-R-AH1 M-AH0 P-R-AY1 V-AH0-T B-IH1 Z-N-AH0 S-OW1 N-ER0 T-UW1 W-EH1-N HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N P-AA1 L-AH0 T-IH2-K-S HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AY1 K-AE1-N B-AY1 DH-IY1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-V B-IH0 F-AO1-R


it's okay to change. it's okay to back step every now and then.

IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 T-UW1 CH-EY1-N JH-IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 T-UW1 B-AE1-K-S T-EH1 P-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 N-AW1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N


and as the world changes and evolves and new things are.

AH0-N D-AE1-Z DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D CH-EY1-N JH-AH0 Z-AH0-N D-IH0 V-AA1-L-V Z-AH0-N D-N-UW1 TH-IH1-NG Z-AA1-R


creating what they think is tradition. they want to honor tradition and open... expanding your horizons. you know what i mean?

K-R-IY0 EY1 T-IH0 NG-W-AH1-T DH-EY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-Z T-R-AH0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N DH-EY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 AA1 N-ER0 T-R-AH0 D-IH1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N D-OW1 P-AH0 N-IH0-K-S P-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R HH-ER0 AY1 Z-AH0-N Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N


well, even if they've never dated a black woman, i think that they find them attractive.

W-EH1 L-IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1-F DH-EY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 D-EY1 T-IH0 D-AH0 B-L-AE1 K-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 F-AY1-N-D DH-EH1 M-AH0 T-R-AE1-K T-IH0-V


i mean, not everyone obviously, because there's ugly black women, there's ugly white women. but i mean, i think that....

AY1 M-IY1-N N-AA1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EH1-R Z-AH1 G-L-IY0 B-L-AE1 K-W-IH1 M-AH0-N DH-EH1-R Z-AH1 G-L-IY0 W-AY1 T-W-IH1 M-AH0-N B-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T


thanks to amazon who we all know and love for helping us buy pretty much anything we want without having to leave our couch.

TH-AE1-NG-K-S T-UW1 AE1 M-AH0 Z-AA2-N HH-UW1 W-IY1 AO1-L N-OW1 AH0-N D-L-AH1-V F-AO1-R HH-EH1-L P-IH0 NG-AH1-S B-AY1 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 M-AH1 CH-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-IY1 W-AA1-N T-W-IH0 TH-AW1-T HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG T-UW1 L-IY1 V-AW1 ER0 K-AW1-CH


we did feel type thing. and she's like, you're in the woods and you're walking down this path and her voice is super relaxing and she takes you on this.

W-IY1 D-IH1-D F-IY1-L T-AY1-P TH-IH1 NG-AH0-N-D SH-EH1 S-L-AY1 K-Y-UH1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-UH1-D Z-AH0-N D-Y-UH1 R-W-AO1 K-IH0-NG D-AW1-N DH-IH1-S P-AE1 TH-AH0-N-D HH-ER0 V-OY1 S-IH1-Z S-UW1 P-ER0 R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 T-EY1-K S-Y-UW1 AA1-N DH-IH1-S


and stoner is weed. and this is our bonus episode. so, we'll talk-

AH0-N-D-S T-OW1 N-ER0 IH1 Z-W-IY1 D-AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AW1 ER0 B-OW1 N-AH0 S-EH1 P-AH0 S-OW2-D S-OW1 W-EH1-L T-AO1-K


i meant to watch the show before i came over here, but i didn't have time earlier. and i fell asleep kind of early last-

AY1 M-EH1-N-T T-UW1 W-AA1-CH DH-AH0 SH-OW1 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 K-EY1 M-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R B-AH1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V T-AY1 M-ER1 L-IY0 ER0 AH0-N D-AY1 F-EH1 L-AH0 S-L-IY1-P K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-ER1 L-IY0 L-AE1-S-T


sort out the things that didn't need to be in my life. like you said, what's fluff and what's not. i was able to sort out the things that were bullshit.

S-AO1-R T-AW1-T DH-AH0 TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 B-IY1 IH0-N M-AY1 L-AY1 F-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-W-AH0-T-S F-L-AH1 F-AH0-N D-W-AH0-T S-N-AA1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 S-AO1-R T-AW1-T DH-AH0 TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-W-ER0 B-UH1-L SH-IH2-T


anything that we've done and be successful at it, if i hadn't had fucking weed in my life.

EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG DH-AE1 T-W-IY1-V D-AH1 N-AH0-N-D B-IY1 S-AH0-K S-EH1-S F-AH0 L-AE1 T-IH1 T-IH1 F-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-D F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-W-IY1 D-IH0-N M-AY1 L-AY1-F


but the other thing that they have now are tampons. they have thc tampons.

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why the fuck not? here's what i want to do. i don't even-

W-AY1 DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-N-AA1-T HH-IH1-R Z-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N


but chug is when you take a bottle of whatever kind of alcohol, it's exactly what it sounds like. as you put the bottle in your butt, you do a-

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yeah. you turn upside down and it goes into your lower intestine and it absorbs really, really quick. so you get drunk within five minutes instead of 40.

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yeah. it was like i'm 90% sure she's joking.

Y-AE1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AY1 AE1-M N-AY1-N T-IY0 P-ER0 S-EH1-N-T SH-UH1-R SH-EH1-S JH-OW1 K-IH0-NG


but 10% so she might want to try this and i don't know, i got to get out of here before that happens.

B-AH1-T T-EH1-N P-ER0 S-EH1-N-T S-OW1 SH-IY1 M-AY1 T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-R-AY1 DH-IH1 S-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1-R B-IH0 F-AO1-R DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-Z


so neat is to say he got a little taste.

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i know people are going to feel a certain type of way about that, but you know what? you come fucking train him if you know any better than i do. because i bet you, i'll tell you this right fucking now.

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punching him or kicking him or doing anything like that. but i was hitting him and he [inaudible 00:04:16].

P-AH1-N CH-IH0-NG HH-IH1 M-AO1-R K-IH1 K-IH0-NG HH-IH1 M-AO1-R D-UW1 IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z HH-IH1 T-IH0-NG HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z F-AO1-R M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D S-IH0-K-S T-IY1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


staying for a good 10 minutes chewing away. what the fuck possessed you? you have 35... you have $100 with you.

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the only thing that worries me is because he's so big. i feel like he might hurt somebody on accident. not necessarily mole anybody but.

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and if he doesn't move. i'll stand up and he'll start backing away. i didn't have to say anything to him.

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i have to assert myself all the time. i want you to fall in line and know that you fucking live on the floor and that's all you're ever going to have in life.

AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AH0 S-ER1 T-M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 F-AO1 L-IH0 N-L-AY1 N-AH0-N D-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 F-AH1 K-IH0 NG-L-AY1 V-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-L-AO1 R-AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T S-AO1 L-Y-UH1 R-EH1 V-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-IH0 N-L-AY1-F


00:00:12].did you see that picture i showed you of justin? okay, that's what he-[

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00:00:16]....had a friend whose kid came over and every time they came over, they just threw all your shit on the ground and broke it. you'd be like, "don't fucking come here anymore."yeah.[

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00:00:25].shit, what did we code name him?vincent?no, hold on. it was something goofy.[

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00:00:30].when i first saw that commercial, i was like, "i wish he didn't say that like that." but-[

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00:00:36].did mandy do one too many squats at the gym and blow her cooch out?[

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00:00:50]well biologically or like, should he be? because there's people-[

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00:00:56]my little brother, he was born when i was like, 14? yeah, 14.[

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00:01:03]....just starts shutting down and hating you. that's exactly what it felt like. i felt like my body hated me every day.[

Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D TH-R-IY1 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-R-T-S SH-AH1 T-IH0-NG D-AW1 N-AH0-N-D HH-EY1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 TH-AE1-T S-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 W-AH1 T-IH1-T F-EH1-L T-L-AY1 K-AY1 F-EH1-L T-L-AY1 K-M-AY1 B-AA1 D-IY0 HH-EY1 T-AH0 D-M-IY1 EH1 V-ER0 IY0 D-EY1


00:01:09]...buy a new phone. i have to get a bigger...i'm such an asshole. every time the new phone comes out i'm like, "i'm not getting the lowest storage and then i get to the store and i'm like-"[

Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N D-N-AY1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z B-AY1 AH0 N-UW1 F-OW1 N-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 B-AH0 G-EH1 R-IY0 AE1-M S-AH1 CH-AE1 N-AE1-S HH-OW0 L-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1-M DH-AH0 N-UW1 F-OW1-N K-AH1-M Z-AW1 T-AY1 AE1 M-L-AY1 K-AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T G-EH1 T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 L-OW1 AH0-S-T-S T-AO1 R-AH0 JH-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0-S T-AO1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 AE1 M-L-AY1-K


00:01:18].i swear to god when i get the seven, i'm not going to get the smallest capacity.[

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00:01:24].no, you can't do nothing.man, fuck.you just have to buy a new phone. you can't like-[

Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-AO1-R S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-N-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T D-UW1 N-AH1 DH-IH0-NG M-AH0-N F-AH1 K-IY0 UW0 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-AY1 AH0 N-UW1 F-OW1 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-L-AY1-K


00:01:31]....lately. it's actually really good. here's my keto breakfast. i will scramble two eggs.[

Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 D-IY0 W-AH1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-L-EY1 T-L-IY0 IH1-T S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1-D HH-IY1 R-IH1 Z-M-AY1 K-EY1 T-OW0 B-R-EH1-K F-AH0-S T-AY1 W-IH1-L-S K-R-AE1-M B-AH0-L T-UW1 EH1-G-Z


00:01:40]...fucking public so i've been going there but i've been cheating on... well, not really cheating on walmart because i hate walmart too, but-[

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00:01:49]i didn't even know that and that was the one thing that i needed and they had cleared them out so they only had light available and i needed it for the next day. i was like, "oh, it's going into [inaudible 00:01:58]. probably won't be able to tell."[

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00:01:59]....strippers [inaudible 00:02:02] because she's been working.oh, ew.and i was disgusted. i was so mad i almost took it back.[

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00:02:06].i asked her, "how long does it take to work?" and she was like, "oh, usually a couple hours." so the first time-[

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00:02:12].i just fucking blogged my dinner and caitlyn just texted me about so-and-so is the bomb.[

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00:02:19]....control rather than be like, you can't have this because that just makes me want it more because i'm a baby.[

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00:02:24].crazy. you can't treat yourself if you start cutting calories.[

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00:02:33]...fight you when we went the other day, because i got-[

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00:02:38]....here, i showed up and you were making me laugh so fucking hard that-[

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00:02:43].remember you got there. and i was like, "hey, when are you going to be at the gym?" and you're like, "oh, i've been here."[

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00:02:48].and then she's done. then she hits another hard spot where she really needs that extra boost and she starts doing it again. i'm like, "what the fuck?"oh my god.that wasn't-[

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00:03:00]....like peak time or anything but there was a handful of people in there-[

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00:03:04].and i told you about the time that i got stuck in someone's selfie in the bathroom...in the locker room. first of all, you're not-[

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00:03:11].i have my glasses off. i'm looking like a fucking drowned raccoon washing my face and i hear a click-[

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00:03:19]....and she's in the mirror taking pictures and i can see the shot in her phone screen. and i-[

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00:03:28]....your picture on god knows what fucking back page ass website, looking like shit.[

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00:03:32]....i've gotten a goddamn splinter through my workout pants from the sauna before so i'll be damned if i'm putting this naked-[

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00:03:39].people at the gym are nuts. you know what?[

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00:03:43].when we had that free training session, i think i asked somebody and i don't know if they answered me and i don't remember, or if they didn't have an answer, but-i don't know.[

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00:03:53]...i know because i remember it from school.[

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00:03:59]...the inflammation. not necessarily from the tears themselves, but from the inflammation.[

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00:04:06]it's weird. i don't think there's anything wrong with it. it's just weird.[

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00:04:11]you go straight into another move from there, like there's no wrist. that's why it's so effective because you're going from one to the other, to the other, to the other and it's these tiny isometric movements.[

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00:04:20]they're intense. i remember going to that class with caitlyn and being like-[

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00:04:26]...on one wall, but not on all of them, if i recall correctly.[

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00:04:29]....hat with a ponytail to the gym.oh, i don't like that either.i feel like they just look like bitches.the only time that i'll wear a hat-[

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00:04:37].do whatever makes you happy but i'm just saying that the things that-[

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00:04:42]....people hate the gym bros for, with their fucking muscle tanks and throwing their gallons of water around, i feel like the girls now-[

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00:04:50].are worse than the guys. it doesn't bother me. it's just something to poke fun-

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to me, that's like...


so i think the anti-bacterial soap while making the hand sanitizer too so [inaudible 00:00:09]? well there's [crosstalk 00:00:11].

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i'm not going to sit around. and i mean, yeah, you're going to grieve for a certain amount of time, of course, but

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no people who are like that, who are hung up on someone who was a no good in the first place, it didn't work out, thank god, and they are

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as good as it could possibly be given the circumstances.

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i generally... my mood is lifted at least a little...

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[crosstalk 00:00:39] temporary funk that i was in, even if it's just for a little bit, even if that guy just made me smile and then my move was to go ahead and in turn, hold that door open.

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i could either start doing this. i could do this better. i could stop doing such and such.

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and i'm not saying that if you're comfortable, you should like [00:00:59] something else and that you're not fulfilled, but if you know for a fact that there's something else that you want to be doing,

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i wanted so very much to just quit my job and just sleep in.

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children and parents shouldn't be on social media together. they shouldn't.

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because i mean sometimes i go out with my friends... i don't want my friends... i don't want-

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yeah. but i think subconsciously that kind of mindset might also contribute to people just treating themselves like shit.

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its the only way i can deal with it because if i look at all these people as like real humans, i can't take on that kind of sadness. so i'd rather just group them into junkies and you're over there and i'm over here and i don't talk about it.

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the word nasty twat. i hate that word...

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heard someone actually refer to a vagina as a twat. i'd never heard anyone say, "hey, how's your twat feeling"? i don't know. like, it's always been like

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gross. it looked like macaroni, like his pubes...

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artist that... can you imagine someone sitting there sculpting all those tiny donald trump pps-

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... which is this old blind black woman-

W-IH1 CH-IH1-Z DH-IH1 S-OW1-L-D B-L-AY1-N-D B-L-AE1 K-W-UH1 M-AH0-N


well i went three months without cable and it was football season that actually made me go back and get cable because i couldn't watch what i wanted to when i want. so when they fix those kind of kinks...

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-EH1-N-T TH-R-IY1 M-AH1-N-TH S-W-IH0 TH-AW1-T K-EY1 B-AH0 L-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z F-UH1-T B-AO2-L S-IY1 Z-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 M-EY1 D-M-IY1 G-OW1 B-AE1 K-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T K-EY1 B-AH0-L B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-W-AA1 CH-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-N-T S-OW1 W-EH1-N DH-EY1 F-IH1-K-S DH-OW1-Z K-AY1-N D-AH1-V K-IH1-NG-K-S


i know i'm saying that their streaming service isn't it to that point... is the only reason. they could do it but that's what i mean, i got it. yeah. you could watch tv, but

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-M S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1-T DH-EH1-R-S T-R-IY1 M-IH0-NG S-ER1 V-AH0 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1-T T-UW1 DH-AE1-T P-OY1-N T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 R-IY1 Z-AH0-N DH-EY1 K-UH1-D D-UW1 IH1-T B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-Y-AE1 Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-W-AA1-CH T-IY1 V-IY1 B-AH1-T


well because espn news like sports center and stuff.

W-EH1-L B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-EH1 S-N-AH0 P-N-UW1 Z-L-AY1-K-S P-AO1-R-T-S S-EH1-N T-ER0 AH0-N-D-S T-AH1-F


this is how i feel about sports center. it's 20% stats of what's actually happening in the sports world and 80% e! news but with sports people,

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z HH-AW1 AY1 F-IY1 L-AH0 B-AW1-T-S P-AO1-R-T-S S-EH1-N T-ER0 IH1-T-S T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 P-ER0 S-EH1-N-T-S T-AE1-T S-AH1 V-W-AH0-T S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0-S P-AO1-R-T S-W-ER1-L D-AH0-N D-EY1 T-IY0 P-ER0 S-EH1-N T-IY1 N-UW1-Z B-AH1 T-W-IH1-DH-S P-AO1-R-T-S P-IY1 P-AH0-L


they're like darien ross beat up his wife again. ...

TH-EH1-R L-AY1-K D-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 N-R-AA1-S B-IY1 T-AH1-P HH-IH1 Z-W-AY1 F-AH0 G-EH1-N


there's enough i guess that's what i'm saying. like they probably do it, but that should be the majority, not all this bullshit and this hollywood gossip. i mean, we get enough of that on the tabloids.

DH-EH1-R Z-IH0 N-AH1 F-AY1 G-EH1-S TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-IH1-M S-EY1 IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-EY1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 D-UW1 IH1-T B-AH1-T DH-AE1-T SH-UH1-D B-IY1 DH-AH0 M-AH0 JH-AO1 R-AH0 T-IY0 N-AA1 T-AO1-L DH-IH1-S B-UH1-L SH-IH2 T-AH0-N-D DH-IH1-S HH-AA1 L-IY0 W-UH2-D G-AA1 S-AH0 P-AY1 M-IY1 N-W-IY1 G-EH1 T-IH0 N-AH1 F-AH1-V DH-AE1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 T-AE1 B-L-OY0-D-Z


i don't know. i feel like it's a vicious circle of that because i feel like the more we're exposed to that, the more we think that that's what we're supposed to pay attention to. yeah.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1-T S-AH0 V-IH1 SH-AH0-S S-ER1 K-AH0 L-AH1-V DH-AE1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K DH-AH0 M-AO1 R-W-ER0 IH0-K-S P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 M-AO1 R-W-IY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-W-ER0 S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 P-EY1 AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0-N T-UW1 Y-AE1


memory and the learning are being attacked.

M-EH1 M-ER0 IY0 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 L-ER1 N-IH0 NG-AA1-R B-IY1 IH0 NG-AH0 T-AE1-K-T


... becoming a hot topic. they immediately knew what it was and which type of mosquitoes transmitted it. so it wasn't a new discovery, but i'm like, "what the frig happened to where it was laying dormant".

B-IH0 K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH0 HH-AA1-T T-AA1 P-IH0-K DH-EY1 IH0 M-IY1 D-IY0 AH0 T-L-IY0 N-UW1 W-AH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0-N D-W-IH1-CH T-AY1 P-AH1 V-M-AH0-S K-IY1 T-OW0-Z T-R-AE0-N S-M-IH1 T-IH0 D-IH1-T S-OW1 IH1 T-W-AO1-S T-AH0 N-UW1 D-IH0-S K-AH1 V-ER0 IY0 B-AH1 T-IH1 M-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 F-R-IH1-G HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 W-EH1 R-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-EY1 IH0-NG D-AO1-R M-AH0-N-T


so we sat down and we're drinking out of our same old, dirty ass glasses. and i was like, "okay, i don't know. i guess i'm not going to do it" because that was the one song i really wanted to do.

S-OW1 W-IY1 S-AE1-T D-AW1 N-AH0-N D-W-ER0 D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH1 V-AW1 ER0 S-EY1 M-OW1-L-D D-ER1 T-IY0 AE1-S G-L-AE1 S-AH0 Z-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 G-EH1 S-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 W-AH1-N S-AO1 NG-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 D-UW1


so he came to our table and he put the microphone in brittany...

S-OW1 HH-IY1 K-EY1-M T-UW1 AW1 ER0 T-EY1 B-AH0 L-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 P-UH1-T DH-AH0 M-AY1 K-R-AH0 F-OW2 N-IH0-N B-R-IH1 T-AH0 N-IY0


and after he finished a song, he came back by our table, cause you had to walk that way. and he was like, "girls. i was really counting on you guys to back me up, i guess no one was feeling this song.

AH0-N D-AE1-F T-ER0 HH-IY1 F-IH1 N-IH0-SH T-AH0 S-AO1-NG HH-IY1 K-EY1-M B-AE1-K B-AY1 AW1 ER0 T-EY1 B-AH0-L K-AA1 Z-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 W-AO1-K DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K G-ER1-L Z-AY1 W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-AW1-N T-IH0 NG-AA1 N-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z T-UW1 B-AE1 K-M-IY1 AH1 P-AY1 G-EH1 S-N-OW1 W-AH1 N-W-AA1-Z F-IY1 L-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S S-AO1-NG


okay. for me, i don't really have too many recent happenings. i've been a fucking hermit.

OW2 K-EY1 F-AO1-R M-IY1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 R-IY1 S-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0-NG Z-AY1-V B-IH1 N-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG HH-ER1 M-AH0-T


well, maybe except for some of the people that were like famous first and then had podcasts, but they don't count.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 IH0-K S-EH1-P-T F-AO1-R S-AH1 M-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-W-ER0 L-AY1-K F-EY1 M-AH0-S F-ER1-S T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N HH-AE1-D P-OW1-D K-AE2-S-T-S B-AH1-T DH-EY1 D-AA1-N-T K-AW1-N-T


lower breasts and belly area with the powder as if he's waiting for pablo escobar to come and do rails off of him.

L-OW1 ER0 B-R-EH1-S-T S-AH0-N-D B-EH1 L-IY0 EH1 R-IY0 AH0 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 P-AW1 D-ER0 AE1 Z-IH1-F HH-IY1 Z-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R P-AA1 B-L-OW0 EH1-S K-OW0 B-AA2-R T-UW1 K-AH1 M-AH0-N-D D-UW1 R-EY1-L Z-AO1 F-AH1-V HH-IH1-M


it's just an erect penis with a towel hanging over it.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AE1 N-IH0 R-EH1-K-T P-IY1 N-IH0 S-W-IH1 DH-AH0 T-AW1 AH0-L HH-AE1 NG-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 IH1-T


i miss you immensely, intensely, our friendship, our connection, the laughs the adventures suddenly gone,

AY1 M-IH1 S-Y-UW1 IH0 M-EH1-N S-L-IY0 IH0-N T-EH1-N S-L-IY0 AW1 ER0 F-R-EH1-N-D SH-IH0 P-AW1 ER0 K-AH0 N-EH1-K SH-AH0-N DH-AH0 L-AE1-F-S DH-AH0 AE0-D V-EH1-N CH-ER0-Z S-AH1 D-AH0 N-L-IY0 G-AO1-N


playing ball with the boys. he would send me a selfie from the gym. he's like, "playing basketball".

P-L-EY1 IH0-NG B-AO1 L-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 B-OY1-Z HH-IY1 W-UH1-D S-EH1-N D-M-IY1 AH0 S-EH1-L F-IY0 F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 JH-IH1-M HH-IY1 Z-L-AY1-K P-L-EY1 IH0-NG B-AE1-S K-AH0-T B-AO2-L


see, i do have several that i really like,

S-IY1 AY1 D-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-EH1 V-R-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1-K


but for now, we're going to go ahead and end this episode.

B-AH1-T F-AO1-R N-AW1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 AH0 HH-EH1 D-AH0-N D-EH1-N-D DH-IH1 S-EH1 P-AH0 S-OW2-D


i know i need to get ahold of my landlord, but it's sunday so i don't know. it's all convoluted. but you really need to do something about that

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 HH-OW1-L D-AH1 V-M-AY1 L-AE1-N D-L-AO2-R-D B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S S-AH1-N D-EY2 S-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T S-AO1-L K-AA1-N V-AH0 L-UW2 T-AH0-D B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-IY1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


at any moment, if i needed to, i could go down the -

AE1 T-EH1 N-IY0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N T-IH1 F-AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0-D T-UW1 AY1 K-UH1-D G-OW1 D-AW1-N DH-AH0


cleaning and mixed feelings have a common enemy. the canadian goose. you may also use an alternate promo code of mixed feelings if you want but whatever.

K-L-IY1 N-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-M-IH1-K-S-T F-IY1 L-IH0-NG-Z HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-AA1 M-AH0 N-EH1 N-AH0 M-IY0 DH-AH0 K-AH0 N-EY1 D-IY0 AH0-N G-UW1 S-Y-UW1 M-EY1 AO1-L S-OW0 Y-UW1 Z-AE1 N-AO0-L T-ER1 N-AH0-T P-R-OW1 M-OW2 K-OW1 D-AH1 V-M-IH1-K-S-T F-IY1 L-IH0-NG Z-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T B-AH1 T-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0


friend shows up with like a nazi flag shirt on, you're like i don't think we're going to go now. a romper is not that serious. granted -

F-R-EH1-N-D SH-OW1 Z-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-L-AY1 K-AH0 N-AA1-T S-IY0 F-L-AE1-G SH-ER1 T-AA1 N-Y-UH1-R L-AY1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 N-AW1 AH0 R-AA1-M P-ER0 IH1 Z-N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S G-R-AE1-N T-AH0-D


brian "bullseye" [korazinski [phonetic 00:04:57]] is a man of many talents. he's a slick motherfucker,

B-R-AY1 AH0-N B-UW1-L Z-AY0 K-AO2 R-AH0 Z-AH0-N S-IY1 K-IY0-Z F-AH0 N-EH1 T-IH0-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z F-AO1-R M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-IH1 Z-AH0 M-AE1 N-AH1 V-M-EH1 N-IY0 T-AE1 L-AH0-N-T-S HH-IY1 Z-AH0 S-L-IH1 K-M-AH1 DH-ER0 F-AH1 K-ER0


slipping in and out of the shadows, like the ghost of san diego. he wears all black, except for a hot pink fanny pack that holds his arsenal of paint balls [crosstalk 00:01:04]

S-L-IH1 P-IH0 NG-IH0 N-AH0-N D-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 SH-AE1 D-OW2 Z-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 G-OW1-S T-AH1-V S-AE1-N D-IY0 EY1 G-OW0 HH-IY1 W-EH1-R Z-AO1-L B-L-AE1 K-IH0-K S-EH1-P-T F-AO1 R-AH0 HH-AA1-T P-IH1-NG-K F-AE1 N-IY0 P-AE1-K DH-AE1-T HH-OW1-L-D-Z HH-IH1 Z-AA1-R S-AH0 N-AH0 L-AH1-V P-EY1-N-T B-AO1-L-Z K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


filled with some kind of fucked up thing. so some have acid in them [crosstalk 00:01:09]

F-IH1-L D-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1-V F-AH1-K T-AH1-P TH-IH1-NG S-OW1 S-AH1-M HH-AE1 V-AE1 S-AH0 D-IH0-N DH-EH1-M K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N D-N-AY1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


stances. there's no black and white there that, i mean, there's no gray. [crosstalk 00:01:13]

S-T-AE1-N S-IH0-Z T-IY1 HH-IY1 R-IH1 Z-N-OW1 B-L-AE1 K-AH0-N D-W-AY1-T DH-EH1-R DH-AE1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N T-IY1 HH-IY1 R-IH1 Z-N-OW1 G-R-EY1 K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 T-IY1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


you say she looked like she might've cut yet.

Y-UW1 S-EY1 SH-IY1 L-UH1-K T-L-AY1-K SH-IY1 M-IY1 T-AH0-V K-AH1 T-Y-EH1-T


she's joining our hilltop [inaudible 00:01:19] you can find her on twitter and facebook under at metal chocolate or her website [crosstalk 00:01:24]

SH-EH1-S JH-OY1 N-IH0 NG-AW1 ER0 HH-IH1-L T-AA2 P-IH0 N-AO1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N D-N-AY1-N T-IY1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N F-AY1-N-D HH-ER0 AA1-N T-W-IH1 T-ER0 AH0-N-D F-EY1-S B-UH2 K-AH1-N D-ER0 AE1 T-M-EH1 T-AH0-L CH-AO1 K-L-AH0 T-AO1-R HH-ER0 W-EH1-B S-AY2-T K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-AO1-R S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


chisel has been known to encase her foes completely in cement using straws for air holes. she chisels the cement into beautiful works of art [crosstalk 00:01:34].

CH-IH1 Z-AH0-L HH-AE1-Z B-IH1-N N-OW1-N T-UW1 EH0-N K-EY1-S HH-ER0 F-OW1-Z K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 IH0-N S-AH0 M-EH1-N T-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-NG-S T-R-AO1-Z F-AO1 R-EH1-R HH-OW1-L-Z SH-IY1 CH-IH1 Z-AH0-L-Z DH-AH0 S-AH0 M-EH1-N T-IH0-N T-UW1 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-W-ER1-K S-AH1 V-AA1-R-T K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 D-IY0 F-AO1-R S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


but they're like covered in some kind of puppy skin. it's weird

B-AH1-T TH-EH1-R L-AY1-K K-AH1 V-ER0 D-IH0-N S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1-V P-AH1 P-IY0-S K-IH1 N-IH1-T S-W-IH1-R-D


[crosstalk 00:01:38] did in our life. i saw i don't know it was like a meme, but it was a gif, and it was this guy who was like super goth riding a puppy cart out of hot topic.

K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 D-IY0 EY1-T S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z D-IH1 D-IH0 N-AW1 ER0 L-AY1 F-AY1 S-AO1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 M-EH1-M B-AH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 G-IH1 F-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-IH1-S G-AY1 HH-UW1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K S-UW1 P-ER0 G-AA1 TH-R-AY1 D-IH0 NG-AH0 P-AH1 P-IY0 K-AA1-R T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-AA1-T T-AA1 P-IH0-K


[crosstalk 00:01:50] maybe we have fans that are juggalos that are like really nice guys and they'll set us straight. i don't know.

K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 HH-AE1-V F-AE1-N-Z DH-AE1 T-AA1-R JH-AH1 G-AH0 L-OW2-Z DH-AE1 T-AA1-R L-AY1 K-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AY1-S G-AY1 Z-AH0-N-D TH-EY1-L S-EH1 T-AH1-S-S T-R-EY1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1


for some reason, they were so much more offensive than like slipknot when they dressed. you know what i mean?

F-AO1-R S-AH1 M-R-IY1 Z-AH0-N DH-EY1 W-ER0 S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-M-AO1 R-AH0 F-EH1-N S-IH0-V DH-AE1 N-L-AY1-K S-L-IH1-P K-AH0-N T-W-EH1-N DH-EY1 D-R-EH1-S T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N


is it just me or i always associate clowns with some kind of molest-y person. and i think that's why it creeps

IH1 Z-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-M-IY1 AO1 R-AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-AH0 S-OW1 S-IY0 AH0-T K-L-AW1-N Z-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-M-OW1-L S-AH0 T-IY0 P-ER1 S-AH0 N-AH0-N D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 IH1-T K-R-IY1-P-S


he said that he used to be a clown named bobo [crosstalk 00:02:29].

HH-IY1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T HH-IY1 Y-UW1-S-T T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 K-L-AW1-N N-EY1-M-D B-OW1 B-OW0 K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z T-UW1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 N-AY1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z


no, you can't be a clown named bobo and continue to

N-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 AH0 K-L-AW1-N N-EY1-M-D B-OW1 B-OW0 AH0-N-D K-AH0-N T-IH1 N-Y-UW0 T-UW1


see - [crosstalk 00:02:33] i want to see joe at whatever place that it got shut down. damn it.

S-IY1 K-R-AO1-S T-AO1-K Z-IH1 R-OW0 AW1 ER0-Z T-UW1 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 D-IY0 TH-R-IY1 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-IY1 JH-OW1 AE1 T-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 P-L-EY1-S DH-AE1 T-IH1-T G-AA1-T SH-AH1-T D-AW1-N D-AE1 M-IH1-T


they have no bus drivers right now. they're having to give students tarc passes to ride the fucking bus.

DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 B-AH1-S D-R-AY1 V-ER0 Z-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 TH-EH1-R HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG T-UW1 G-IH1-V-S T-UW1 D-AH0-N-T-S T-AA1-R-K P-AE1 S-AH0-Z T-UW1 R-AY1-D DH-AH0 F-AH1 K-IH0-NG B-AH1-S


they still do busing in kentucky. they still will move you based on your race to try to even out. [crosstalk 00:02:54]

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i just don't think bus drivers want to do that shit anymore. i think it's stupid.

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well, i think bus drivers have a really hard job because [crosstalk 00:03:03].

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why do kids wait for the bus to act up? they don't necessarily wait, but a lot of them -

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