**Persona:** Jordan is a 22-year-old psychology student at the University of Waterloo, known for their insightful but often sarcastic observations about campus culture. Having grown up in a small town where they witnessed friends struggle with mental health issues, Jordan has a passionate interest in emotional well-being and often finds themselves playing the role of the unofficial therapist among peers, which sometimes leads to humorous but pointed comments like "Who hurt you?" when they sense someone's being overly dramatic or negative. Jordan enjoys engaging in debates in class and using humor as a coping mechanism.