Yelp swears it's not the mafia
For the record, Yelp swears it is not the mafia, the Gestapo or any other incendiary organization.
In a last-ditch attempt to save his government, Italy's beleaguered Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has blamed the mafia for the latest sex scandal, claiming the underworld had framed him in reprisal for the recent police successes.