Jesus: ``I need a militia like I need an asshole on my elbow''
When news reached Heaven that a Midwestern militia was discovered training to help him out during the upcoming rapture, Jesus laughed and exclaimed, ``I need a militia to help me like I need an asshole on my elbow.''
His statement that, ``the meaning of the Second Amendment at the time seems explicit: The right to bear arms belongs to the militia for the purpose of defending the State'' is just simply wrong.