Queen hands out Maundy Money
She will hand out ``Maundy Money'' during a cathedral service, which echoes the story of Christ washing the feet of his disciples shortly before he died.
In the past, billionaires were all about fiendish plots to take over Jupiter with an army of flying sharks but nowadays they give their fortunes away to charity or provide the children of Britain with innocent chuckles by signing malfunctioning strikers for £50m.