John Stamos is no David Letterman, ok?
And while it's still unclear what photographic dirt the duo had on the erstwhile Full House star, Stamos has stepped forward to tell fans that, as far as extorted celebs go, he's closer to the John Travolta end of the spectrum than the David Letterman side.
Letterman's scandal is over, but what everyone wants to know now is, Can he beat Leno?