Hubert
Ferdinand: Hubert! Look, I've learned magic! Hubert: Oh? Let me be the judge of that. Ferdinand: -chants and wiggles his fingers at Hubert- And... Done! Hubert: ...Nothing happened. Ferdinand: Wrong! I have cast a 'cute' spell, and it has worked tremendously on you!
Christian saint, first bishop of Liège (c.656-727)