Matilda
So my roommate and several friends read Matilda for a class last week, so once again Roahl Dahl's objectively NONSENSICAL list of recommended reading is living rent free in my head. So I just keep saying "Tess of d'Ubervilles. Tess of d'Ubervilles, TESS OF D'BERVILLES!"
1988 children's book by Roald Dahl