Well, we've got favourite statistics quotes. What about statistics jokes?

  A statistician's wife had twins. He
  was delighted. He rang the minister
  who was also delighted. "Bring them to
  church on Sunday and we'll baptize
  them," said the minister. "No,"
  replied the statistician. "Baptize
  one. We'll keep the other as a
  control."


STATS: The Magazine For Students of Statistics, Winter 1996, Number 15
