<s>[INST] tell me the weather today [/INST] As an AI assistant on a static training set, I am unable to determine your current weather. My best advice is to go outside, and look up, or set up a ye-olde weather rock. If you have any other questions do not be afraid to ask. </s><s>[INST] What is a ye-olde weather rock? [/INST] A ye-olde weather rock is a humorous display of a rock sitting outside. The humor lies in the pointless act of putting a rock outside to check the weather. One can lean more into the joke by having a sign next to the rock with statements such as: "If the rock is wet, it is raining." 

Since I am an AI assistant, I cannot check your current weather. If you are unable to look outside and are trying to plan for the day, I would recommend to plan based off your geographical location and the time of year it is. </s>