Useful Notes: Zachary Taylor
"I regret nothing, but I am sorry that I am about to leave my friends.
's Famous Last Words
(November 24, 1784 — July 9, 1850) was the twelfth President of the United States (serving from 1849 to 1850)
and the third from the Whig Party. He succeeded James K. Polk
and preceded Millard Fillmore
. Known as "Old Rough And Ready" for his service as a General during the Mexican-American War. According to legend, he was elected without ever having voted before. His only really notable actions in office were convincing California and New Mexico to bypass the territorial stage and apply for statehood (though only California did) and signing the Clayton-Bulwer Treaty, where America and the United Kingdom promised not to build or claim a canal across Nicaragua.
Taylor died a little over 16 months after taking office- to quote Badass of the Week
: "One of the toughest, most badass generals and commanders in American history was replaced by some dude named Millard
." He was the second president to die in office—the cause of death was at the time said to be a bowl of cherries that were cooled with contaminated ice, but even at the time of his death people were suspicious that he had been poisoned with arsenic. In 1991 they exhumed his body and tested his hair for arsenic. The test came out normal, but at least one medical doctor has pointed out that the test was administered in a way that would uncover chronic poisoning but would at best be useless in discovering acute poisoning, the exact cause remains in dispute.
He was also the second member of the Whig party to be elected
president (John Tyler
succeeded, and was expelled from the party while in office). The first was William Henry Harrison
, who lasted all of 31 days. They were the first two presidents to die while in office. For some reason
, the Whig party isn't around anymore. For what it's worth, Taylor is widely considered to have been the best Whig president by a country mile, simply because he was around long enough to get a few positive things done, while not lasting long enough to become a total screw-up. At the same time though, he didn't last long enough to achieve anything that would rank him higher than in the bottom-third or so of the Presidents.
Taylor would also be the only President to die in office that was not elected in a year ending in "zero"; thus his death was not connected to what was often referred to as the "zero year curse".
His rough and dirty exterior hid his political savvy. He was well connected out the wazoo. Former president James Madison
and General Robert E. Lee were his cousins and Mississippi Senator Jefferson Davis
was his son-in-law. It was in his administration that slavery consumed American politics. He was an ardent Unionist (paraphrased: "I'll hang every secessionist there is, starting with that son-in-law of mine.") and he was willing to use force to prevent secession. Interestingly, he was still a slaveowner; the last sitting president to own slaves, actually (Andrew Johnson
had also been a slaveowner, but he freed his slaves in 1863, two years before he became President).
Taylor deferred his inauguration for a day because declined to take the oath of office on Sunday. This later gave rise to the notion that David Rice Atchison (president pro tempore
of the outgoing Senate, that being the office next in line after the President and Vice President by the succession law of the time) was "President for a day" (specifically, March 4, 1849). A short list of reasons why this isn't so:
- The previous session of Congress, and therefore Atchison's office of president pro tempore of the Senate, had expired the previous day.
- Strictly speaking, the President doesn't have to take the oath of office before assuming the office, only before executing it (i.e. using Presidential powers). That is to say, the President-elect becomes President at noon on Inauguration Day, but can't actually do anything Presidential until he/she takes the Oath of Office.note
- Even if you argue that Taylor wasn't President yet because he hadn't taken the oath... well, Atchison didn't take it either, so there.
Incidentally, a reporter asked Atchison about this in 1872. Atchison said that he was unsure whether he had technically been president, and snarked that if he was, then at least his administration had been free of scandal.
Modern researchers who have gone through his letters have described him as "near illiterate
." Taylor did not have much formal schooling and would have been diagnosed with dyslexia and dysgraphia today.
Tropes that Taylor embodied:
- Death as Comedy: As the Cracked quote above indicates, it is rather humorous to hear that a war hero/brilliant general/United States President accidentally killed himself by drinking too much milk and eating too many cherries.
- Genre Savvy: He was convinced that a civil war over slavery was inevitable...12 years before the actual war happened. Many historians have theorized that had he not died, the Civil War would have occurred on his watch, and quickly resulted in a Curb-Stomp Battle for the North (though others have theorized that all this would have resulted in was two Civil Wars; a short one under Taylor's watch, and then the one that actually did happen a decade later).
- I Regret Nothing: His final words, as shown in the page quote.
- Red Baron: Old Rough & Ready.