I thought it would be fun to remember some slogans or taglines. It can be obscure or famous. All I ask is if you could state which product it was advertising!
My first one will be Chiffon Margarine's "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!"
Something I hadn't noticed before that someone in the comments pointed out: She's telling a bedtime story to the animals, but she is reversing the Three Bears Story!! She says "The Goldilocks said, 'Who's been eating MY porridge?'" so odd!
Alka-Seltzer had some good ones.
I love it! All three of these so far were on TVLand back in the day. They called them RetroMercials. I don't know if they still show them, as I haven't had that channel in years.