Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
John Krasinski American Actor
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Adlai E. Stevenson American Politician
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
Sarah Silverman American Comedian
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra American Musician
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When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.
Esther Williams American Actress
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams American Comedian
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A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it.
Calista Flockhart American Actress
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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
Chevy Chase American Comedian
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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
Gilbert K. Chesterton English Writer
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Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Josh Billings American Comedian
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully.
Jo Brand British Comedian
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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
Leonardo DiCaprio Actor
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres American Comedian
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke American Comedian
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Never fight an inanimate object.
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor Hungarian Actress
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Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.
Neil Gaiman British Author
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
Janeane Garofalo American Comedian
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Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
Bill Gates American Businessman
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The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they're still going to read what they want to into it.
Vince Gill American Musician
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Buddy Hackett American Comedian
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett English Writer
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It's funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film.
Anthony Michael Hall American Actor
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