@Love_bug1016: "You should eat only six fries per serving." What's next? Telling us something psycho like eating an entire pizza doesn't count as one serving?
@: Jumped over a puddle with an accidentally flamboyant step today, if anyone's currently casting a production of "West Side Story."
@MehrangizC: I like my men, like I like my coffee. So hot, that I have to keep blowing.
@TheHyyyype: My wife always tells me not to take things personally, so I hired a guy to do it for me. He already stole a bike.