They're just trying to fill all your empty holes.
Look on the bright side at least the vegetable can't get you pregnant.
So that's where vegitarians come from.
So what the hell is the condom for..
37- so someone with a vegetable for a father would want to eat vegetables? Unless the father abandoned them at an early age I don't see this happening.
#104 For protection of course, so that she doesn't ruin a perfectly good zucchini.
Make sure to use that condom or you'll end up with little green cucumber babies.
Or, she could put the puréed zucchini in the condom, then give it to them!
You forgot the other quotation mark... PUNCTUATION NAZI TO THE RESCUE!
23- It's not "my dad will do anything for a laugh," it's "my dad will laugh at anything."
Wouldn't she need more zucchinis then?
They need to be more supportive. Decent sense of humor, but terrible timing.
Who thumbed that down?! That was lol worthy.
Wow. Your parents must have taken all of their immaturity pills. Sorry about the breakup.
Seems some one didn't inherent their parents humor...but still FYI for getting dumped.
And now you can post saying "Today, my phone ruined what i wanted to say by autocorrecting FYL into FYI. FML"
It's harder for guys to find sexually charged vegetables... Consider yourself lucky.
We have 2 fruits, watermelon, and canilope.
Would apple pie count as a fruit?
How about pumpkins? That's a sexual veggie if I ever saw one.