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verb- to slap someone with something you are holding on to.
noun- something that one can slap with that one has to hold on to.
"i'm going to whappy you with this fish all across your face."
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Bo received whappies from a naíve sorority girl after a long, emotional talk about sensitive things.
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The nice plastic surgeon is going to give Michelle some new whappies.
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