As you might've noticed, the media lost its collective mind this week over Hillary Clinton's stealth Chipotle visit. And while cooler heads were quick to dismiss the conspiracy theories about Hillary's burrito bowl, Above Average thinks the thing was just as calculated as Fox News believes. In this spoof, the comedy network takes us behind the scenes to Clinton's HQ, where her team is intensely planning her lunch. All potential beef backlashes are considered, though Hill clearly isn't ready for that guac sucker-punch. See her stand-in strategize above.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and hopes Chipotle becomes an essential campaign stumping spot. Follow her to burritos at @kristin_hunt.