It was the night before Xmas, two days from the gig.
My old Strat hummed like a tree full of bees.
My once sparkling Tele now sounded like cheese!
The gutted Les Paul was borderline junk.
Run them all over and burn them to ash.
I'll get all new ones, yeah, that's what I'll do!
The big guy approached and demanded I stop.
He strummed on my Strat, then on my Tele.
"These guitars are fine", he said with a handful of wire.
He wired them up with a wink in a flash.
"You'll sound like a master, like Jimi or Slash!
Or Eddie or Dimebag, Page, Blackmore or Beck.
When I plugged in my axes, my tubes glowed with glee.
Magical sounds were finally coming from me!
My power chords sparkled like Grandpa's new dentures.
My solos now sounded like Slash meets the Ventures!
that these perfect guitars had been mine all along!
"Santa," I said, as I put my axe down.
"Of course!" He exclaimed as he boxed up his tools.
Happy holidays to all from Duncan Land!
Very cool! On a serious note, is it true that Semore Duncan has solderless pickup replacement? S.M. always said solder was the best and all they use.Please let me know where and how to purchase this system.