Thursday 13 – 13 Things You WILL Be Talking About Today.
You know you're a Dad when… Breakfast on my way to a meeting this morning was: a handful of stale pretzels, a handful of peanuts, a Clementine orange and a container of 1-day-old cucumber slices.
The "Doomsday clock" has moved to 11:58pm for the first time since like 1954. This means nothing to me, to be honest, and I didn't even like the cartoon Doonsbury, so there!
5. GM is cutting 800 Canadian jobs and moving them to Mexico… Damn. I hope Trump doesn't hear that. In retaliation, Canada has agreed to build a wall between Canada and Mexico. Damn you capitalism!!!
6. I don't know where you live, but here in Toronto where we need road tolls to keep the 905'ers out (see wall building), we have pot holes the size of, well, Mexico. One such pot hole cost my wife her front tire and rim. Damn you Mexico!
Mary Tyler Moore passed away, and after being reacquainted with her show recently I came to realize that her TV feminism was inspiring and much needed. She will be missed.
The Toronto Maple Leafs do not stink… Am I dead???
9. I read somewhere that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's mother had met the Donald (see President Trump earlier) back in the 70's. I thought the writer was trying to convince us that Donald Trump was his father, and when I told this to someone, they said, "Trump? No. Castro, yes! They even look alike!!" What?!?
New expression in The Urban Daddy dictionary; "Playing your trump card" Means saying whatever it takes to get what you want. Truth, lies, half-truths… whatever!
2 hours before turning over reigns of the US to Trump, Former President Obama sent $221 million dollars to the Palestinian authority. It would be a shame if that money was not used to build infrastructure and was used by the "leadership" to acquire weapons, build tunnels or for their pockets. If you want your own state, start acting like responsible leaders and put your people first! As for Obama… Not cool!
One week of President Trump and here is what we know: Torture good, Mexico bad. Jobs good, jobs from tourists in Islamic countries bad. Woman bad. Free Trade bad. The Apprentice good. Climate change – fake. Vaccinations – fake.
(It's my Trump calculations…) Tim Horton's is opening up in… Gulp… Mexico. Don't tell Trump. He'll kick the coffee company out of the US. Or, those in the southern US will need a really long straw to sip those yummy Timmy's beverages.