Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Question: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.
Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
This entry was posted in humour on December 20, 2007 by Grannymar.