A couple of weeks ago, I made a discovery that will likely change how news is distributed on the internet. I found that by replacing the boring images that often accompany news stories, the headlines become much more intriguing. Here's this week's installment by popular demand. And by popular, I mean one person.
The last one is perfect.
I've always wanted a banjo so this could definitely serve dual purposes.
Glistening pecs maybe, but it obviously came at a cost, have you seen those fingers? All bendy and odd looking, that's probably why he goes around all neked, to distract from his confidence-lowering digits. "Look at that" he points with a grotesque finger, "My eyes!!! Jimmy, look away, LOOK AWAY!" *sirens wail, cats explode and the stock market crashes*. I'll keep my masterly fingers and underdeveloped chest, thank you.