Mel Gibson And Sean Penn Were Both At The Mad Max Premiere Last Night
May 8, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K
If you've been wondering what a thrombosed hemorrhoid looks like right before it bursts, then I just have to tell you that you're a sick bitch and now you're a sick bitch who got their answer. Just look at that picture of Mel Gibson. So basically, it looks a little snarly, and it screams, "SUGAR TIIIITS," right before it explodes.
If you saw Sean Penn and Mad Mel in the same place together, you'd figure that you accidentally stumbled into an anger management class. But because Mel Gibson is the original Mad Max and Sean Penn's peen has managed to hypnotize Charlize Theron's chocha, they were both at the Mad Max: Fury Road premiere in L.A. last night. Those two were at the same event and surprisingly no paparazzi were beaten and nobody was threatened to be buried in a rose garden. They both were chill and I don't have any pictures of them together, but I'm sure that sometime during the night they exchanged beauty secrets. Sean told Mad Mel that if he really wants to get that glistening leather face look, he needs to smear his face with lighter fluid BEFORE he tans face first on a Hibachi grill.
If Sean and Mel really wanted to bake their faces all the way, they should've stood near my new style icon who oozed hotness at last night's premiere. Behold, Australian actor and god of fashion Hugh Keays-Byrne:
The look IS hair styled like a well-groomed Shih Tzu, a jacket that has seen things and a tucked in tank top. Because nothing says "sexy with a touch of formal" like a tucked in tank top. Charlize looked good, but she still should take fashion tips from this hot piece.
Charlize Theron and Sean Penn
Sean Penn and Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron and George Miller
George Miller and Charlize Theron
Hugh Keays-Byrne
Mad Mel
Tom Hardy and Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson, George Miller and Tom Hardy
Tags: Charlize Theron, Mel Gibson, Sean Penn