A shattered wreck of a man? Wrung dry like an old dish mop?
Indeed, Indigo - stay the hell in bed!
If it helps, you can have this fever I'm fighting. What am I saying?! Wouldn't wish it on a foe, so why a friend. But it was offered in friendship, you know that right...? But this kind of love is not the love you need today, so maybe it was right.
Horoscopes never fit quite right for me. I think my parents lied about my birthday. That's more likely than the alternatives, right?
Oh man, I'm glad I'm not - and never was - a Scorpio! That's a brutal horoscope.
Good strategy, Indigo. Frankly, you had me at bowl-cleansing holiday in the Maldives but because I like you I read the whole thing.
You're a fine fellow Dufus, I've always said it.
And I totally agree - "Some days the universe does its best to tell you something. I find it's usually a good idea to pay attention."
I hardly ever pay attention to my horoscope, but reading something like that in the morning paper would definitely give me pause. By the way, what kind of newspapers are you reading over there in the UK? Is everything animated, dynamic, and magical just like in Harry Potter or something?
I've hated being a cancer (crab) -- how much more depressing and weird could a sign be called? Then I saw your blue scorpio. I think we're both in the running.
I wish they had a Meryl Streep or butterfly sign. Maybe I'll write a letter.
Rip-roaringly funny my friend. I was so in the mood for a good laugh!