"As of today, I have officially lived more than two years sans colon and I would love to be able to tell you that I am colonless and still going strong. Unfortunately, there has been an unwelcome new development in my F.A.P. experience in the form of a desmoid tumor which has complicated matters. In this Fast Announcement Post, I briefly discuss and show you my desmoid tumor in its current state as well as talk about the Toilet Bowl Contest which is still going on! Be sure to send pictures of your grossest and/or coolest bathroom encounters to FAPulousTV@gmail.com ! As this is my colonless anniversary, I also wanted to give a celebratory shout out to my colonless comrades for sporting a J or ; and so much more!"