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When the Songbirds Went Silent in Cheerytown
by Mathew Paust
What happens to a small town when its songbirds go on strike?...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, Satire
The Art of Being a BIG DEAL
by Donald J. Grump
Donald J. Grump gives you dozens of tips on how to be a Big Deal, just like him. Well, not JUST like him. Nobody but Grump himself can be that big a deal.
A few nuggets from Grump:
"My father had a lot of advisers. I don't have a lot of advisers. When I want to consult, I speak to myself because I have a good brain – a very good brain. I know a lot of things, and I give good advice."
"There is no-one on the planet more modest than I am. Hey, I have to be. I've got so many accomplishments that if I went around blowing my own horn all the time I'd sound like a brass band. And I really hate brass bands."
"I've got so many female critics. But they're all losers. Just look at that Arianna Huffington. What a dog. No wonder her husband left he...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
25 Timeless Minecraft Riddles
by Yerahmeel "NightSpawn" V.
Want to test your knowledge and familiarity of the game Minecraft? Do you love riddles and guessing games? Then this book is for you!
This book contains riddles designed to test your knowledge and familiarity of the game "Minecraft" as well as your skills in analysis and critical thinking. Having a broad mind can help you all the way.
This book contains beautiful Minecraft images, scenery, and wonderful poetry that will rekindle your love of Minecraft and encourage you to make a poem or riddle of your own.
Every riddle is answered by "what" and "why" at the end of the book.
- Book 1 to the "Timeless Minecraft Riddles" series....
Genre: Children's eBooks, Humor & Entertainment, Puzzles & Games, Humor
Reality Barks: An ELLIOTT C. COOL Caper
by Kit James
From Kit James –praised for his "humorous canine dialogue" by author Elaine Bertolotti, comes a wickedly funny, tenderhearted DWC – Dog With Character, who unleashes his feelings about his bizarre relationship with his new humans. Booranyup Dog Pound is the last place a lost dog wants to end up. He knows his days are numbered. All the dogs do. Reality Barks. So this one, "Barney", an ordinary country mutt, is amazed when two glossy Sydney Metro couples adopt him and catapult into the confusing life of a Timeshare dog. Suddenly "Barney" becomes "Elliott", and shuttles between their two up-market homes and their Timeshare Beach House. What happens then forever changes the Aussie bitser's life. It's Elliott's "doggy confidential" story of rescue and redemption, t...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Crafts, Hobbies & Home, Animal Care & Pets, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor
The Contrepreneur's Guide
by Mike Winnet
Genre: Business & Investing, Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Minecraft for Teens and Kids: 4 in 1 book, An Unofficial beginner's Guide to become The God of Minecraft
by Robert Fouler
Genre: Children's eBooks, Computers & Technology, Geography & Cultures, Education & Reference, Science, Nature & How It Works, Comics & Graphic Novels, Humor & Entertainment, Puzzles & Games, Nonfiction, Children's Nonfiction, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Humor, Activities, Crafts & Games
Frazzled and Dazzled: Real life chick lit
by Chantall Turner
Meet Chantall, a fiercely independent single mum who's bubbly, quick-witted and educated, hopeful, cynical and honest. And an expert at failure. She is ready to invite romance into her life. What she doesn't bank on is meeting Andrew on Tinder. All is not as it seems with Andrew taking her on a journey of self discovery from suburban New Zealand to the hustle and bustle of the Hollywood Hills and Los Angeles. Enjoy this frank and humorous account of Chantall's experiences where even she doesn't know how the story will end and whether she will find love....
Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Memoirs, Specific Groups, Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Humor
Life of Noah (The Bible for Aliens Book 2)
by Adrian Pelzer
What were familiar Bible characters like before they became known for doing epic deeds and having epically long, white beards? In this second volume of The Bible for Aliens, you can imagine that, had their day been somewhat like ours, Noah might have played a computer game called "Boatcraft," that Jacob could have been on the school wrestling team, and that Abraham may have fallen afoul of social services. Characters in the Bible were just like many of us—flawed but hungering for purpose, having faith in God but not always going about things in conventional ways. Welcome, aliens, to Volume 2, with more to follow!
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Religion & Spirituality, Religious Studies, Teen & Young Adult, Humor
Know what women want in 6 steps: Get the desire women you want
by Steven Bourne
Have you ever been clueless on what women REALLY want from man ina relationship? It is true that man are from Mars and women from Venus.If you want get the desired women without feeling like a newbieknow what women want in 6 steps will show you how you can take a series of actions to get the desired women you want by knowing what qualitiesshe is looking out for in a man.These 6 simple yet effective steps will enable you to achieve your goalsand you'll be able to make huge jumps in your relationships.Inside you will discover:dating & relationship advicesecrets to a women's heartWould you like to know more?Simply scroll up and click the buy button to get started!...
God's Crazy Parlour of Sweet Consent
by Dean Moriarty
"Come look through this window to see what isn't there where we have dates that simmer in the sun and we have barracuda timing and ideograms in the points of rust to shake your gates as you yawn," said the Sultan selling dates....
Genre: Children's eBooks, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Humor, General Humor, Satire
A Capitalist Carol: The heroic tale of Ebenezer Scrooge and that free-loading Bob Cratchit
by Ted Satterfield
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Five-Star Daydreams
by M. Frank Keiper
AUTHOR OF FIVE-STAR DAYDREAMS Kindle Edition IntroductionUnlike most collections of short stories, this set does not have a linking theme like those of love stories, mysteries, or a common genre. They do, however, for the most part, have one unique thing in common that ties them together in some way. They were all born out of impressions that had come from dreams. Not dreams of aspirations, or dreams of wishful thinking; but, of nocturnal dreams - dreams of slumber. Some were just a notion that the author had brought back, (from the other side, if you will) while some were a minor scene that caught his attention. Others were just inspirations, and two are complete accounts that he could not help but capture because of their story quality and exceptional presentation. They are arranged in a...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Short Stories, United States, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Religious & Inspirational Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Teen & Young Adult, Christian, Humor, Satire, Single Authors
The Man in the Tent - My Life under Canvas in Britain and Spain: Part One - Britain, 2004 - 2008
by Tony Beardsall
THE MAN IN THE TENT is Tony Beardsall's lively, informative account of his life since moving under canvas at the age of fifty-one.In this volume he relates the first four years of his outdoor odyssey, from his initial escapist trips, through his gradual move towards full-time outdoor living, to his decision to put the harsh British winters behind him and head off to the more benign climate of southern Spain.Sincere but light-hearted, this story recounts his experiences in Lancashire, Yorkshire and Scotland, alongside the mental journey leading to his conviction that a conventional life is no longer for him, despite the well-meaning advice of his family and friends.The second and final part of Tony's story will be available this winter....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Sports & Outdoors, Outdoors & Nature, Humor
Herman: Back To The Trees
by Cy Young
Nadine Schitzle of Tarzana, California has discovered a sloth hanging from the eucalyptus tree in her backyard ... and she's convinced the sloth is her husband, Herman....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
The Moctezuman: A SciFi Horror Comedy (Lunch Reads Book 1)
by E.C. Stever
"It's The Martian meets The Evil Dead... at the end of the Aztec Empire." A new prehistoric scifi horror from an Ancient Alien visitor. I wish he'd hurry up and sacrifice me, like I planned it. Otherwise I might die in this dank temple. But here he stands, nephew to the emperor of a quarter-million Aztec warriors, and Moctezuma does the one thing I don't want: he waits. I've been locked up on this planet too long. If I don't get home soon, I'll be one dead alien. All I really need is for Moctezuma to drag me up to the altar, pluck out my beating heart, maybe coat his forearms with my blood if he has time. Is that so much to ask? I wonder...Maybe Moctezuma knows what I really am. I mean, I look human. At least I think I got all the head-holes in the right places. But what if Moctezum...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, History, Americas, Ancient, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Horror, United States, Native American, Nonfiction, Religion & Spirituality, Religious Studies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Historical Fiction, Humor, Dark Comedy
Squared Away! - Cartoons: Funny books, humor and jokes
by Nils Ofstad
Nils Ofstad lives outside Trondheim, Norway, together with two kids, and one wife. He is a senior lecturer and has begun a doctorate which he does not seem to complete, ironically, since the field of study is motivational psychology. 'Squared Away' (Norwegian: Helt Nils) has since August 2007 become one of Norway's most printed single panel cartoons with a permanent place in the success magazine Pondus and in a thirty-number Norwegian newspapers. The panel is packed with madness, absurdities and more or less sick ideas....
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Humor & Entertainment, Humor
What the F*ck Just Happened?: Stories From the Supermarket
by Blake Cooper
Confessions of a Grumpy High Priest: J. Golden Kimball From the Back Row
by Zan Larsen
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Humor
Wishes Of The Heart
by Roberta L Greenwald
Wishes of the Heart is a beautiful love story set in the fictional town of Fillmore, Nebraska. Ellen Harper is frustrated with the life she has been thrown into with the loss of her husband Jack. Everyday takes effort to maintain the farm that she never wanted to live on in the first place. Can a new farm hand change things - not only with her farm, but her heart and her destiny....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Sagas, Humor, Satire
The Lehman Diaries
by Willy Babbit
Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Memoirs, Humor & Entertainment, Humor
The Siege of New Terra (The Star Sojourner Series Book 7)
by Jean Kilczer
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Action & Adventure, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor, Romance, Dark Comedy
The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand: A Dip into the Byblos Foretold Novaplex
by M.E. Meegs
Once upon a time, on the north coast of France, a callipygian chambermaid set her sights on a rich American with a fetish. It's the spring of 1903, and the coy Nicole—intoxicated by a combination of youthful infatuation and ageless avarice—puts all her most promising parts to work. But it's not by her comely tail she'll win this learned lad's heart, for his obsession runs deeper—or, at least, further down….
Reminiscent of the tales comprising The Decameron, this singular story recounts yet another skirmish in the age-old battle of the sexes, and then betters Boccaccio by adding a pair of instructive morals, à la: If you lead him by the nose, be sure to check the porridge for parts.
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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Literary Fiction, Short Stories, Mythology & Folk Tales, Romance, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Humor, Romantic Comedy, Historical, Literary Humor, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Sagas, Satire, Fairy Tales, Single Authors
The Metaphysics of Monotheism
by Ethan Indigo Smith
If it's for you, you probably know by now. Advice for the next prophet is an esoteric and occult exploration of God, spirituality and monotheism. Do not read this if you are not the prophet or a seeker. If you are a believer and not a seeker do not read this. Believers have stopped seeking and this is for seekers. It is arguably written for one person, but it's written in a way that will help the one person raise up every person, every seeker. One love....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Religion & Spirituality, New Age, Religious Studies, Humor
Growing Up Movies...
by Clint ington
We used to talk to each other and play outside...then we got a VCR and decided not to talk to each other and watch #MOVIES. It was a great life and I share it with you now. Learn the "ins" and "outs" of my viewing experience and take a nostalgic trip with me about my family, friends, and that crazy analog video projector that introduced me to so many different worlds......
That's So Funny!: Tales of a Narcissistic Mother
by Shannon P. Drake
Narcissists are in the news (and they love it!), but what does it mean to grow up with one? Drake takes us into the world of his narcissistic mother, where an escaping dog leads to a vast neighborhood conspiracy, where one should be grateful for a folding chair at Christmas, and where one woman with the reflexes of a ninja and an unrivaled intelligence matches wits with the all-powerful and all-knowing The Man. There are also pictures of cute cats.This Extended Edition includes more stories taking readers onto the smelly seas of pee, into a world where dogs where diapers, and further into the dark neighborhood conspiracy with The Man's successor: the deadly The Man II. Also I fixed the screwed-up pictures....
Genre: Health, Fitness & Dieting, Mental Health, Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Never Trust a Fart: True stories of grown men who have accidentally pooped their pants
by Jason Herbert
Like a hard hitting investigative reporter, I asked the tough questions and got down to the truth! Grown men throughout the world regularly poop their pants. Here are their stories....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Humor, General Humor
The Screen Savers
by Bryan Romaine
The Screen Savers is a quirky, bittersweet comedy novel laced with mystery, satire and offbeat romance.Adam, who aspires to be alone, loves watching non-mainstream films at his local cinema – films that, thankfully, few people want to see. But when the cinema decides to stop showing these films, he must do the unthinkable: make more friends. At the very least he must work with others intent on keeping these screenings going: first, a mysterious woman who knows everything about him, then a group of misfits who are suspiciously similar to his old friends. Together they form The Screen Savers.Most of the films Adam watches are about how to gain friends – about how to get over your flaws and integrate back into society. But what do you do if you've got too many friends and they're all ...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, Dark Comedy, General Humor, Satire
Totlandia 2-Book Set
by Josie Brown
THE FIRST TWO NOVELS OF THE ONESIES YEAR—FALL and WINTER—IN ONE COLLECTION!THIS IS BOOK 5 IN AN 8-PART EPISODIC SERIES. Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; and then Books 5-8. Description:The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children's playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city's ultra-competitive elite, the club's ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize. But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club's founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And there's no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection…from tots or their moms. In a world of powe...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Literary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Women's Fiction, Family Life, Humor, General Humor, Satire, Literary Humor, New Adult & College, Romance
His Billionaire Whisperer: A Boss-to-Lovers Contemporary Romance (Lost and Found Again Book 1)
by RosaLinda Diaz
A case of mistaken identity throws a feisty out of work assistant and a clueless billionaire into an unusual business arrangement.Brennan touches down in the City of Angels with aspirations of growing his real estate portfolio, he's in for a rude awakening. While his light-hearted charm worked wonders back home in Montana, the slick sophisticates of Hollywood treat him more like a struggling actor than an accomplished developer. Tired of being dismissed for his country ways, he decides to take his socialite girlfriend's advice and polish his image. But looks aren't everything. Brennan would rather be exploring downtown's deco architecture than schmoozing, but his career - and his relationship are on the line. If fitting in with the filthy rich is what it takes, this country boy is ...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Literary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Coming of Age, Humor, Contemporary Fiction, American, Urban, Romance
30 Days Whole Foods Cookbook for Beginners : 700 Simple, Easy and Delicious Recipes to Help You Succeed with 30-Day Diet Meal Plan
by Brittany B. Lopez
★ Are you ready to effectively lose weight ? Do you want to get healthy and feel great?★Following a diet is a difficult task for many people as we are used to eating whatever we like and whenever we want to eat. However, it is an extremely necessary and essential thing to do to stay healthy. Many people can follow a diet when they eat at home. However, people who need to go out often cannot follow a diet properly. Food available in restaurants and joints are often calorie rich and include processed items. It becomes quite difficult to stay on a diet while eating out. In this chapter, you will find tips that will help you stay on a diet while eating out. The Whole 30 diet is one of the best programs that you can choose to work with. This diet plan focuses mainly on eating foods that are...