Dedicated to the famous and infamous who think they can get away with anything if they say they're sorry. I hear Hitler apologized right before he ate the Luger. Yeah, that makes everything alright.
It started with an N and ended with R.
But I said it in private to my son.
Whose head is thick like rocks dug from a quarry.
He sold the tape so now I'll act contrite and tell the press I'm really sorry.
That I was way too drunk to drive my car.
Guess I didn't really get that far.
And then shot a cop who wandered in.
Wearing a tee-shirt and a stupid grin.
I'd rather be in Africa on a safari.
They'll strap me to a table, I'll be able to tell everyone I'm sorry.
It didn't matter what they did, they bowed their head and then they said "I'm sorry."