"When are you gonna put a baby in your belly?"
This was a question asked of me by one of my students. I guess I should be happy that he said "when" and not "is."
When I told them I don't need any babies right now since I have two dogs they replied with a very matter of fact tone, "Dogs are not babies"
Then somehow the topic got turned into how the babies get in the tummies and I got to use my favorite line as a teacher "You know...I think you need to ask your mom about that one!"