Fallout from the Aniston-Theroux nuptials, imagined.
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux get married in a small ceremony held at their Bel Air mansion.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie sit on the deck of their hotel, an hour after news of the wedding breaks. Angelina scans a memo, while Brad sandpapers a wooden stool.
The two of them make eye contact, holding it for a few seconds.
Vince Vaughn rests his e-cig on a small table by the pool. Owen Wilson hands him a beer and sits down on the chaise next to his.
"So, Aniston, man, huh??" Wilson says, grinning.
Owen nods, not saying anything. About 10 seconds pass.
"Why aren't you saying anything, Owen? You've always got something to say, Owen. Owen, I don't like this. I bring up True Detective, and you don't say anything, for the first time in your life." Vince stands up.
Vince picks up a towel and smacks Owen with it. "You're over, Wilson. I'm ending you, that's it," he says, unable to keep a straight face.
David Schwimmer texts Courteney Cox the day after the wedding.
David: so how was it?
David: yes, I know about the wedding!!!
David: did u all think I just WOULDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT?!??!
David: was leblanc invited????? Was perry??!
Courteney: u checked all your spam folders, etc?
David: does she have my right email?
David: was leblanc invited tho ??????
John Krasinksi and Emily Blunt sit in the backseat of a car, on their way home after the wedding.
"That was really fun!" Emily says, taking her earrings out.
"Are you just, listing weddings we've been to?" John asks, smirking at an imaginary third backseat passenger.