A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is an old guy in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous brunette in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you're history." Here's your equipment, a chair, a whip and a gun. "Who wants to try out first?"
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes, and then rests his head at her feet.
He then turns to the old guy and asks, "Can you top that?"
The old guy replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."