Tags: Carol Kane, Emily Meade, Gwyneth Paltrow, Isiah Whitlock Jr, Joely Richardson, Josh Gad, Keeping the Faith, Love Happens, Mark Ruffalo, Matt Winston, Patrick Fugit, Pink, Shame, Stuart Blumberg, Thanks for Sharing, The Ruffalo, Tim Robbins
The Ruffalo stars as a sex addict attempting to end 5 years of celibacy by romancing Gwyneth Paltrow– but can he stay 'sober'? And will she want such damaged goods?
Adam (Ruffalo) works on corporate greening projects, but his main project is keeping himself celibate. No TV, no internet, no subways: avoiding occasions of sin as the Church would put it, but this is the world of the vaguely defined Higher Power. Mike (Tim Robbins) is the high priest, handing out sobriety badges and brutally taunting lascivious ER doctor Neil (Josh Gad) to take the programme seriously. Adam decides to try and maintain a committed relationship with Phoebe (Gwyneth Paltrow), but, just when he needs his sponsor most, Mike's drug-addict son Danny (Patrick Fugit) is welcomed home by Mike's long-suffering wife Katie (Joely Richardson) – and his independently achieved sobriety challenges Mike's AA self-righteousness. Mike's inability to mentor also comes at a bad time for new programme member Dede (Pink), who bizarrely picks the recently fired Neil to be her sponsor…
Did you watch Shame and think that this subject matter would work better as a rom-com? Apparently writer/director Stuart Blumberg did… Edward Norton's presence as executive producer reminds us that Blumberg also wrote the unloved 'a priest and a rabbi walk into Jenna Elfman' joke that was Keeping the Faith, and this is equally uncomfortable viewing. The abiding rom-com cliché occurs, Phoebe tells Adam she would never date another addict, and he assures that he is not an … alcoholic, will she forgive him when she discovers this lie? This film is rather like Love Happens, a deeply irreconcilable split between inane rom-com and deeply serious drama in which many actors are doing only one or other side of that equation. It's tempting to suggest that character actor and co-writer Matt Winston is thus responsible for the compelling drama scenes.
Robbins' self-righteous alcoholic who can mentor everyone but his own son is matched by Fugit's rage and Richardson's despair. Neil's deeply inappropriate relationship with his mother (Carol Kane) seems to suggest, like Shame, that sexual addiction comes from sexual abuse in childhood. But then you have to contrast alcoholic Charles (Isiah Whitlock Jr) traumatically falling off the wagon with Adam relapsing with a prostitute in exactly the explicit joyous manner that Shame chose to make elliptic. The scene in which Adam and Becky (Emily Meade) then enact the creepiest role-play imaginable alienates us, because she's so young she must have been a teenager when they were previously together, and it's not clear that Blumberg meant for us to be disgusted rather than empathic. Neil and Dede's story is endemic of this movie's flaws: it's structurally a romance, but it's played as a friendship – form and content conflict.
There's too many capable actors doing their best to dismiss this as rubbish, but it's wildly misjudged.
Tags: Ben Kingsley, Drew Pearce, Guy Pearce, Gwyneth Paltrow, Iron Man, Iron Man 3, James Badge Dale, Jarvis, Jon Favreau, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Paul Bettany, Pepper Potts, Rebecca Hall, Robert Downey Jr, The Mandarin, Tony Stark, William Sadlier
Robert Downey Jr returns as Tony Stark and reunites with director Shane Black for an overdue tilt at Iron Man's greatest comics foe, The Mandarin.
Black playfully opens with an extended flashback to Downey Jr Tony at the height of his partying. In Switzerland for New Year's Eve 1999, he plays a cruel prank on crippled scientist Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce) and seduces brilliant scientist Maya Hansen (Rebecca Hall). Christmas 2012, however, finds Tony suffering anxiety attacks about The Avengers, his chauffer promoted to head of security Happy (Jon Favreau) harassing everyone about authorisation badges, and his girlfriend Pepper (Gwyneth Paltrow) turning down a business proposal from a now able-bodied Killian that seems to incorporate Hansen's Extremis research into limb regeneration in plants. Killian's shady associate Eric (James Badge Dale) arouses Happy's suspicions, but Tony just obsessively tinkers on new versions of his suit; until a media-hijacking terror campaign by The Mandarin (Ben Kingsley) literally jolts him out of his comfort zone into fighting for survival.
Black provided Downey Jr with the definitive iteration of his persona in 2005's Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, but his script with Drew Pearce only intermittently reaches such heights. Black returns Tony to essential characterisation: a genius inventor who needs to invent quickly, without resources, to save his skin. Tony's PTSD, after some initial sombreness, is largely played for laughs; especially in scenes with Harley (Ty Simpkins), a helpful kid he meets in small-town Tennessee while following up a clue Happy found. The Tennessee sequences feature fantastic moments as Black pushes the envelope on Tony's abrasiveness. Once Tony returns to the fray in Miami Black punctuates the escalating action with hilarious undercutting, and one spectacular scene straight out of his customary playbook. But these are touches invigorating a formulaic script (which features an outrageously obvious climactic twist) rather than a page-one subversive deconstruction of superhero cliches.
Dale is very menacing as an Extremis supervillain – combining regenerative powers with super-heating abilities. Dale's henchman outshines his boss, as Pearce's part begins ridiculously and never gains either true menace or grandiosity, despite delivering an unexpected shock. Pearce is dwarfed by a Fassbendering Kingsley, who finds very surprising comedy in The Mandarin, despite having a traumatising scene where he tests the President (William Sadlier) live on TV. Hall is sadly underused and Don Cheadle's Colonel Rhodes is misplaced by the script for most of the second act, but Paul Bettany has fun as malfunctioning computer Jarvis and Paltrow belies her status as America's most hated celebrity with another charming turn as a Pepper tougher than hitherto. The standout aerial sequence is very exciting, but, once again, the frenetic finale degenerates into wall-to-wall CGI mayhem that defeats emotional engagement.
Downey Jr and Black don't deliver as much fun as hoped for, but this is an entertaining instalment of Marvel Studio's only indispensable franchise.
Tags: (500) Days of Summer, 9/11, A Single Man, Aaron Sorkin, Abel Ferrara, Aliens, Atticus Ross, Avatar, Batman, Big Daddy, Black Widow, CGI, Chloe Grace Moretz, Christopher Isherwood, Christopher Nolan, Cloverfield, Cobb, Colin Firth, David Fincher, Don Cheadle, Drew Barrymore, Edgar Wright, Ellen Page, Fight Club, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hit-Girl, Hometree, Hot Fuzz, Inception, Iron Man 2, James Cameron, Kick-Ass, Klaus Kinski, Kodi Smith-McPhee, Leonardo DiCaprio, Let Me In, Let the Right One In, Mark Millar, Mark Strong, Matt Reeves, Matthew Vaughn, Michael Cera, Mickey Rourke, Nick Fury, Nicolas Cage, Pepper Potts, PG-13, Ramona Flowers, Robert Downey Jr, Sam Rockwell, Sam Worthington, Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim Vs the World, Texas Roller Derby, The Bad Lieutenant, The Social Network, Tom Ford, Tony Stark, Trent Reznor, Tyler Durden, UCL, University College London, Werner Herzog, Whip It!
(10) Whip It!
Drew Barrymore's sports comedy-drama about Ellen Page's smart high-school girl rebelling against her conservative mother's ideal of beauty pageants by joining the riotous Texas Roller Derby is an awful lot of fun. Filled with sparkling turns from a female comedic ensemble, and some well-choreographed and bone-crunching stunts, the creaking of the plot mechanics does become a bit audible in the second act, but the third act is pleasingly subversive on two counts.
(9) Avatar
This is closer to the Cameron of Aliens than we could have hoped for. The script appears to have been generated by the same computers as the impressive bespoke special effects but, Worthington aside, the actors sell it well, aided by the fact that Cameron remains a master of emotionally manipulative action sequences; with the 9/11 style destruction of Hometree genuinely upsetting while the final half-hour is pulse-poundingly emotive and well orchestrated.
(8) Kick-Ass
A little gem of ultraviolent comic-book capers from the imagination of Mark Millar this faithfully follows the origin myth template but without PG-13 imposed morality; Batman would be feared by criminals because he acted like Big Daddy, gangsters would react like Mark Strong's exasperated Don. Matthew Vaughn's script improves on its source material in mining an unexpectedly deep vein of emotional pathos in the Big Daddy /Hit-Girl relationship.
(7) Let Me In
Matt Reeves follows Cloverfield with an incredible stylistic switch but retains his stark vision. This intimate horror features a number of nail-biting suspense sequences and improves on the Swedish version by making Abby scarier and more manipulative, with Owen more complicit, and by re-instating moral horror into this coming-of-age story. Reeves upsets everything we know about Americanisation by taking an over-rated film and making it bleaker and more affecting.
(6) Iron Man 2
A fine and very fun film with excellent cleverly counterpointed performances from Downey, Cheadle, Rourke and Rockwell as a consulting villain and a real villain, and a responsible hero and a drunken hero. The first act moves at an insane pace verbally and is full of wonderful comedic touches. So what if Nick Fury solves the plot for Tony Stark, my gripe is with the inconsistent relationship between Pepper and the poorly used Black Widow and the déjà-vu action finale.
(5) Scott Pilgrim Vs the World
The comedy of the year is deliriously nonsensical, filled with joyous touches, played perfectly by the youthful ensemble (aided by insane cameos), and is chockfull of superb visual gags. It is, like Wright's Hot Fuzz, a bit too long but this is as crazy and original as big studio films get and, like (500) Days of Summer , characters break-up not because of dastardly secrets but because they're as fickle as Ramona with men or as shallow/cruel as Scott dumping Knives after two-timing her.
(3) The Bad Lieutenant
Werner Herzog's ecstatic madness finally returns to his dramatic features in an examination of the bliss of evil. He drags a barnstorming performance worthy of Klaus Kinksi out of Nicolas Cage and plasters the insanity of his recent documentaries onto what is structurally a solid police procedural, before you add iguanas and drugs, and nonsense, lots of nonsense. This black comedy towers above Ferrara's portentous original aided by a surprisingly reflective ending.
(3) A Single Man
Colin Firth's stunning performance is only one of many dazzling elements in a heart-breaking film punctuated by outstanding moments of black comedy and shot with an amazing eye for style, sartorial and visual. Director and co-writer Ford has managed to transform a forgotten Christopher Isherwood novel into a compassionate meditation on human relationships and the crushing nature of bereavement and grief which is also sprinkled with hilarious lines.
(2) The Social Network
The founding of Facebook was played out with amazing scenes, lines, and ideas and gripped like a vice with a constant unnerving tension surrounding the actions of central villain Mark. There were echoes of Fincher past in Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross' rumbling beats, especially underneath Sean's first meeting with Mark and Eduardo, and Sean was in a way the Tyler of this tale, whose rejection leaves no happy ending. Sorkin's script has witty repartee but its emotionally raw opening scene sets the movie's tone. Favouring Fincher's pessimism over Sorkin's optimism makes this an uneasy masterpiece.
(1) Inception
Nolan wins not just for the tremendous redemptive emotional kick the whole movie builds to, when you read the film on its most superficial level where it's too neat structurally for its own good, but because once you look deeper you realise that this is a puzzle piece worthy of a UCL English graduate; it supports many contradictory readings, none of them definitive. See a loose thread and pull and the garment does not unravel, it changes pattern and remains coherent. 'Ellen Page's character is too obviously an expositional device'. Yes, unless her insistence on talking through the plot with DiCaprio's character is because she's a therapist hired by the rest of the team to exorcise Mal from his memory… This is a blockbuster rubik's cube of a caper movie combined with sci-fi thriller, which exploits the ability give physical reality to subconscious emotional scars, in order to dazzle both eyes and mind with spectacle, ideas, and meaty drama.
Less than Glee-ful
Filed under: Talking Television — Fergal Casey @ 5:04 pm
Tags: Across the Universe, Bohemian Rhapsody, Bruce Campbell, Chicago, David Fincher, Float On, Glee, Gus Van Sant, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hazy Shade of Winter, Heathers, James Joyce, Joss Whedon, Julie Taymor, Madonna, Make 'Em Laugh, Modest Mouse, Neil Patrick Harris, NPH, Rihanna, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Singin' in the Rain, Sue Sylvester, The Bangles, The Dead, The Event, The Timewarp, Umbrella, Vogue
I've finally been provoked into attacking Glee by its Gwyneth Paltrow episode, which showcased many of the reasons I dislike the show.
The endless hype is unbearable. Constant gossipy leaks about what songs will be used in forthcoming episodes and who's going to appear in what role as a guest star. If a show advertises weekly who's guest-starring and what they're doing you would think it's in trouble ratings-wise. Glee though seems to have made this its paradigm. But it is pathetic. If a show is good I will watch it, week after week. I wouldn't tune into The Event randomly because they advertised that Bruce Campbell would be guest-starring. You know why? The Event is awful. Glee also cleaves to the approach of the film Chicago in apologising for being a musical. "Oh, it's okay; they're only singing because they're in a choir or because it's a fantasy sequence," it seems to say. Well it's not okay. I like musicals! I want characters to sing because they're in a musical!! It is as if a gangster film had characters shrug apologetically at the camera every time someone ordered a hit or bribed a cop.
Glee is painfully formulaic. How many episodes wrap up with someone predictably learning a life-lesson through dialogue that you could guess almost from the cold open? Sure there are wincingly off-colour jokes along the way but on the macro level everything is staidly predictable. It's like putting three drops of vinegar in an old wine bottle. Perhaps you need a different type of container… Even Talking Movies favourite Joss Whedon failed to puncture this bubble of self-satisfied obviousness in the episode he directed. When Matthew Morrison delivered a fatuous line about how much Glee meant to them at school and still meant now, and Neil Patrick Harris groaned and knocked his head against the bar, I waited for a wincing put-down of such sentimental shtick. Instead the god-like NPH merely moaned about missing Glee… Little wonder then that the season 1 finale scaled new peaks of cliché in juxtaposing Quinn's labour with the rival club's performance of 'Bohemian Rhapsody', before introducing an ocean of character inconsistency to allow Sue Sylvester ensure a second season before remembering who she was and confirming that she would remain their in-house villain.
Finally the show is an enormous live-action fax machine. Why re-stage David Fincher's video for Madonna's 'Vogue' shot for shot? Where precisely is the artistic achievement in replicating the 'Timewarp' from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, or the closing number from Chicago, or the astounding 'Make 'Em Laugh' routine from Singin' in the Rain? I've seen a theatrical Rocky Horror Show that gleefully diverged from the film's over-familiar staging more than Glee ever dreamt of doing. A mere facsimile of an original adds nothing. The Bangles' 'Hazy Shade of Winter' pales next to Heathers' 'Float On', which completely re-works that Modest Mouse original. Glee by contrast offers as a 're-working' a 'Singin' in the Rain'/'Umbrella' mash-up, which ruined both songs. Julie Taymor's Across the Universe was misfiring, but its sometimes inspired staging and re-working of incredibly familiar Beatles songs expose Glee's lack of ambition. It begs the question is Glee a mere spark-notes, a substitute for people too lazy to watch the original musicals?
It's like watching a teenager type out 'The Dead' on their laptop. Perfectly re-enacting something that didn't need re-enacting because it was perfect the first time round will get you no respect. It shouldn't. It deserves none. Just ask Gus Van Sant…
I can't wait for people to get tired of this show.
Great Production Disasters of Our Time: The Avengers
Filed under: Talking Nonsense — Fergal Casey @ 3:03 pm
Tags: Ang Lee, Antigone, Apple, Bruce Banner, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Captain America, Carl Jung, Castle, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Creon, Delaney, Dick Van Dyke, Edward Norton, Firefly, Guy Ritchie, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugo Weaving, Ian McKellen, iPhone, iPod, Iron Man, James Marsters, Jason Statham, Jennifer Connelly, Jeph Loeb, Jon Favreau, Joss Whedon, Kenneth Branagh, Mark Pellegrino, Marvel, Marvel Studios, Nathan Fillion, Nick Fury, Professor Moriarty, Robert Downey Jr, Samuel L Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Sherlock Holmes, SHIELD, Sophocles, The Avengers, The Hulk, The Incredible Hulk, The Mighty Thor, The Red Skull, Thor
Edward Norton was undiplomatically relieved of his role as Bruce Banner/Hulk in Whedon's forthcoming The Avengers after one disastrous production meeting…
INT.LOS ANGELES, MARVEL CONFERENCE ROOM-DAY
DELANEY, not Mark Pellegrino's celebrated agent but a Marvel Studios producer who by an amazing coincidence has the same surname, is seated beside JOSS WHEDON at the head of a long conference table. EDWARD NORTON sits at the opposite end with a stack of comics and books, while SCARLETT JOHANSSON and SAMUEL L JACKSON sit beside two empty chairs on one side, with CHRIS EVANS and CHRIS HEMSWORTH opposite them, beside another two empty chairs.
DELANEY: First off I'd like to thank all of you who showed up today, for taking the time to come here to meet your new writer/director for The Avengers, Joss Whedon.
WHEDON: Hi everyone. This is just a sort of informal meet and greet to talk you through some of the broad ideas that I have for the direction I'm going to take the film in and-
NORTON: Well I'm glad that I've caught you in time then because I have some creative ideas I'd like to talk about regarding Hulk's centrality in-
He is interrupted by ROBERT DOWNEY JR exploding into the room with a cup of coffee in each hand and a cell phone nestled under his chin against his shoulder. He precariously keeps everything from spilling or dropping while dancing over to sit next to Scarlett Johansson who he purrs at before facing the others.
DOWNEY: Hello, hello, hello – sorry I'm late, I'm trying to find a Moriarty. (nods) Sam the man. Scarlett witch. Buffy-man. Delaney. (beat) And, two new guys.
EVANS: Chris Evans – Captain America.
HEMSWORTH: Chris Hemsworth – The Mighty Thor.
DOWNEY: You're both Chris? Oh man that's too much for me to deal with this early in the morning.
JACKSON: Robert, it's 2pm.
DOWNEY: Is it? Am I that confused with the time? What time is it London then? I've been annoying Ritchie all morning/day/night. I'm just gonna call you Cap'n.
EVANS: Fine with me.
DOWNEY: And I'll call you Chris.
HEMSWORTH: Okay. Aren't we short some actresses?
DOWNEY: Oh, Gwyneth's in London. She said she wanted to spend more time with – iPhone, iPod?
JOHANSSON: Apple!
DOWNEY: Yeah, that's what I meant.
NORTON: Where's Jennifer Connelly?
DELANEY: We're not sure if we're using her yet.
NORTON: Well now hang on a minute!
DOWNEY: Oh, we should totally use her, and I mean that in as sexual a manner as the rating will allow. We should have like three different love triangles in the movie – one for each act. In the first act it can be all crazy Scarlett vs Gwyneth action for me, and in the second act it can be all me vs Ed for Jennifer-
NORTON: It's Edward actually.
DOWNEY: -and the third act should be totally homoerotic, so that it looks like it's me vs Cap'n for Gwyneth but actually we really totally want each other and the girl is just a medium for our inexpressible homosocial desires.
DELANEY: Whedon, don't even think about taking him up on any of those ideas, especially the last. This film has been enough trouble for me already…
DOWNEY: (phone rings) Ooh, Ritchie.
Downey bounds to his feet and dashes out of the room with a cup of coffee.
WHEDON: (to Delaney) Are you sure he's not on drugs?
EVANS: (to Johansson) Scarlett, did he just come onto me?
JOHANSSON: (to Evans) No Chris, he's just still in Sherlock Holmes mode.
DELANEY: (to Whedon) Downey's on fire right now commercially, this is one time where he can legitimately be high on life.
NORTON: (perturbed by the skittish nature of this meeting) Right…like I said I had some creative ideas regarding Hulk's centrality in the film's mythos. Now, I brought along a copy of Sophocles' Antigone as well as a Hulk graphic novel by Jeph Loeb and some trade paperbacks of the late 1970s comics and I think that-
Downey re-enters the room talking, tosses his empty coffee cup and picks up his other cup of coffee, starts to leave the room again but his call ends just as he opens the door.
DOWNEY: Couldn't you get Ian McKellen then? (beat) What do you mean too old? (beat) Well couldn't we rewrite the part to make it less physical? (beat) Well get back to me with this mystery option of yours as soon as you can.
He turns around and walks back to his seat.
DOWNEY: Right, sorry about that. Where were we?
WHEDON: I was about to say that the broad theme I have for the movie is-
JOHANSSON: Can I just ask if my character will have some purpose other than titillation in a backseat in this movie?
HEMSWORTH: Can I take Jon Favreau's part in that scene if we're doing one?
Whedon starts to crawl up into a foetal position in his chair.
JOHANSSON: It's just a bit insulting that Jennifer might not even be in the film because Gwyneth and I are already there to be eye-candy but not play a pivotal ro-
DELANEY: Jesus, Johansson! Do you have push the feminist line so hard at this point?
He starts to stroke Whedon's head soothingly while cooing to him.
DELANEY: (Accusingly to Johansson) Doesn't he have enough to do without making every female character he ever writes Buffy as well? He's got to somehow combine four different franchises into one coherent film and also-
JACKSON: Possibly save the Thor franchise, no offense, Chris.
HEMSWORTH: Hell, none taken, I haven't even seen a rough cut of it yet.
DOWNEY: I think they should have just released the table read where Branagh did all the parts for the production heads, no offense.
HEMSWORTH: Starting to take offense, but broadly I agree that was fairly awesome.
JACKSON: How's your film looking Cap'n?
EVANS: Okay, not great, but Hugo Weaving's going to steal it, the Aussie bastard.
JOHANSSON: Where are we with villains for The Avengers?
Whedon suddenly comes alive again and crawls back into an upright position.
WHEDON: Villains? Villains! Villains, villains are important. Villains should have some depth and-
NORTON: Exactly, (takes a deep breath) now I figured that a conflict between legal duty and human feeling like Creon suffers would be perfect for giving a villain some depth and sympathy and that if Hulk were to be the Antigone to Fury's Creon then-
DOWNEY: (phone rings) YEAH! (beat) WHAT?! (beat) Let me call you back. (hangs up) He wants to cast Jason Statham as Professor Moriarty for the next movie now. Thoughts, people?
WHEDON: (to Delaney) How come Ritchie gets to cast his regulars and I don't?
DELANEY: (to Whedon) When you make a film that makes as much money as Sherlock Holmes I'll let you use motion-capture to cast Nathan Fillion in every part, but until that day…
JOHANSSON: I like the idea of Statham, sounds like it could be a lot of fun.
DOWNEY: But I don't want a Moriarty who spends his time telling his minions they're 'bang aht of order'.
WHEDON: You realise that in England if you met a guy on the street and he got in your face you'd be terrified if he sounded like Statham and just amused if he sounded like McKellen.
DOWNEY: I want someone who sounds proper British! Not Dick Van Dyke British!
NORTON: (lunges into a micro-second of silence) So, my concept would not only give a villain depth and problematise notions of heroism it would also give Jennifer a pivotal role. It raises interesting ethical questions and subverts expectations! (beams)
JACKSON: Whedon, man, could you move this along? I've got three other meetings to fit in this afternoon.
DOWNEY: Do you have to constantly make films now that you're off drugs because you have an addictive personality?
JACKSON: How many cups of coffee have you had in the last hour? How many topics have you talked about since you came in here and how fast have you talked? Hm? Now talk to me about addictive personalities…
DOWNEY: Touche. I can see why your character is the boss of my character.
NORTON: And I think that basing the film around Hulk's ethical dilemmas and introducing Iron Man as a Deus Ex Machina in the third act when all seems lost would utterly confound audience expectations and wow the critics globally.
There is dead silence around the room instantly, as jaws drop down and hang there
WHEDON: Edward, three things. (1) I'm directing this film, not you. (2) I can't base a franchise cross-over around the weaker performer of the two franchises to date. (3) The story-lining stage is kinda over. We're already thinking sets and costumes.
NORTON: You mean you won't even consider playing this as a Greek tragedy?
DELANEY: NO! NO!! Look that where sort of craziness got Ang Lee's Hulk!!
NORTON: Do I at least get some input into the editing process then?
Samuel L Jackson falls off his chair, he then drags himself up to table height.
JACKSON: Good God Man! We're just actors!! Actors!!! (he falls to the ground)
EVANS: What he said.
NORTON: Wait, you have no interest at all in any creative input by me into this?
WHEDON: Interest in your acting ability, everything else creative I can handle…
NORTON: FINE! FINE! Well I can see I've been wasting my time taking this seriously when apparently all the rest of you want to do is make phone calls, drink coffee and bitch about casting choices. Well I am not just an actor but also a writer/director and an editor, and I had a vision that would have wowed millions around the globe and tapped into Jungian undercurrents but FINE! I'm not upset!!
HEMSWORTH: (giggles) 'Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry'.
Norton sits quietly fuming, fighting it, but then, he turns pale green and swells in size, but manages to restrain himself so that only his shirt bursts open, and then storms over and lifts Hemsworth in his chair and throws him thru the office window.
NORTON: HULK SMASH! HULK UNAPPRECIATED! HULK EXPOSE HIMSELF TO GAMMA RAYS FOR RESEARCH AND GET NO THANKS! HULK COMBINE COMIC-BOOKS WITH GREEK TRAGEDY FOR SUPER-STORYLINE AND GETS ACTORS PASSING OUT IN RESPONSE! GARH!!
Norton/Hulk storms out of the room, yanking the door off its hinges as he goes.
DOWNEY: Hulk/Edward doesn't play well with other children.
DELANEY: Shut up.
EVANS: Looks like we're going to need a new Hulk.
WHEDON: If you write something that means 'Edward doesn't play well with other children' in the press release then I won't push Nathan Fillion to replace him as Hulk.
DELANEY: Okay, I'll write something like "We need an actor who embodies the creativity and collaborative spirit of our talented cast". Deal?
WHEDON: Deal.
DOWNEY: Ooh! I think I know someone who'd be good for Hulk. I've been hearing a lot about him – some wiry guy with real intensity, name's James Marsters I think…
DELANEY: Frak My Life.
EVANS: (beat) Should we tell people that Edward Norton actually is the Hulk now?
JACKSON: (to himself) I had no idea his method went so deep! I've gotta apologise to the man, that's a level of commitment all actors should aspire to.
JOHANSSON: (looking out the window) I'm just glad we're on the ground floor…
Tags: 300, Fassbendering, Gwyneth Paltrow, Iron Man, Iron Monger, Jarvis, Jeff Bridges, Lex Luthor, Mark Millar, Marvel Comics, Michael Fassbender, Obadiah Stane, Paul Bettany, Pepper Potts, Robert Downey Jr, Shaun Toub, SHIELD, Taliban, Tony Stark, Transformers, Vietcong, Yinsen
Robert Downey Jr is a decadent, irresponsible, drink-swilling loose cannon with a lot of talent and more money than God…in this film.
Downey Jr was inspired casting for Marvel Comics' high-risk first self-financed comic-book blockbuster. Tony Stark aka Iron Man was always one of Marvel's more interesting characters, in the hands of a deranged comics writer like Scotland's celebrated Mark Millar he could become almost like a morally good riff on the Lex Luthor persona. A genius inventor alcoholic billionaire with a dodgy ticker has always been the short description of Stark and a good deal of Downey Jr's screen presence as a fast-talking ironist seems to have been infused into the role and the film is a triumph because of it. The hilarious opening scenes between Stark and American soldiers in a humvee set the tone of this film which has immense fun in showing a playboy turn his life around. Downey Jr is nicely blank and subdued when Stark is kidnapped and forced to build a weapon but instead builds iron armour with high grade weapons capabilities to escape his captors, an experience that makes him resolve to stop making weapons when they can fall into the wrongs hands so easily.
For the most part though, especially the slapstick injuries he suffers when refining his new suit, Downey is having a ball Fassbendering his way through the movie. Yes, that's a word, now. To Fassbender: to very obviously derive too much enjoyment from one's work. See Irish actor Michael Fassbender, who spends the entirety of 300 grinning like an idiot. Downey is surrounded by equally stimulated actors. Gwyneth Paltrow is very winning in a surprisingly small role as Stark's long suffering PA Pepper Potts. Paul Bettany whoops it up voicing Stark's interactive computer Jarvis while fellow Brit Shaun Toub is very charismatic as Stark's cell-mate Yinsen who helps him build his suit. Only Jeff Bridges disappoints, by neither chewing the scenery nor being truly menacing, in his role as corporate villain Obadiah Stane who is fated to become Iron Monger.
The 1960s origin myth of Stark being kidnapped by the Vietcong has been nicely updated to the Taliban (by another name). These insurgents appropriate Stark's technology so Stark takes the fight to them in a gleeful action sequence. But there is just not enough action in this film to detract from a sense of deflation at the final set-piece showdown between Iron Man and Iron Monger that plays all too much like a deleted scene from Transformers. There is a lot to love about Iron Man, especially a running gag about a government department with an absurdly unwieldy title that pays off as a wonderful in-joke, but while this is solid it's not quite as much delirious fun as the awesome trailer promised. Highly recommended fun nonetheless…