For my part, I knew of today and understood the concern and could see how even Canada would eventually feel the impact. However, I had no thoughts towards doing anything about the day… until I read one of Dayton Ward's (http://daytonward.wordpress.com/2012/01/18/without-wikipedia-were-left-to-our-own-devices/) first tweet on that special hashtag #factswithoutwikipedia.
Ringo Starr is the only Beatle to survive living Under the Sea. All the others drowned.
In an emergency, coffee can be used for blood transfusions.
Gone with the Wind is about one woman's struggle with flatulence.
Canada has 13 timezones, one for each of the 10 provinces and 3 territories.
Canadians are legally obliged to keep Moose or Beavers as pets.
Harry Houdini never died, he was just misplaced.
The Godfather is a book/movie about a man finding out that God is his father.
Dog is actually spelled C-A-T.
PONG was originally created as a counter-measure to LSD.
Orville and Wilbur Redenbacher flew the first airplane.
Betsy Ross starred on The Golden Girls.
Ice Cream is made with ice mined from Icebergs.
Smeagol was Frodo Baggins' uncle, Bilbo, known to friends as Gollum.
Old McDonald had a Farm. He grew Pot.
Yoda was created when a Muppeteer accidentally dropped Grover in a pickle jar.
Natural Spring Water is collected by means of plastic pipes, not metal.
You can use Scott Towels to pick up Gas Leaks.
The Planet of the Apes is a documentary.
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