"Ah kin talk aw a want fur twinty dollurs"
Nae wurry aboot ra phone bein' cut aff.
Since he goat this bliddy deal wi' Sprint.
An' if yer lucky ye might get a call.
A nice wee voice sayin' "Ra Eejit here"
Cause twinty dollars is aw he'll pay.
An' he's goat a loat tae say.
He's ma pal , aye an' ma wee mate tae.