Welcome to the latest search term query report, where we find the latest and most random search terms people have been searching on Google. It is of course a new month, so March 2019, let's see what you've got for us!
We start with a simple question that I feel the user should already know the answer to; if you can use Google, you should know what a helmet looks like.
Gender reveal parties are all the rage these days… provided you want your newborn to identify with a particular gender in the first place that is.
"When you're extremely panicky about the imminent threat of WW3", is the caption this would have if it was in meme format.
Apparently, the latest trends for radiators are camouflage radiators. Not that I've seen any.
I'm really not too sure what use this person thinks Google will be to them. At what point do you stop asking your friends for help and turn to a machine for solace?
You can't mate. Who even wants to buy one anyway? Puffin crossings FTW.
Just kidding, there's no self destruction involved — our R&D team are working on such technology, but it's some way off — however one thing we are much more up to speed on is removing what will probably have been all of the above search terms from our client's accounts, in order to cut irrelevant traffic and wasted spend. Tune in next month for month search term gold!