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As usual, I laughed throughout the *entire* blog – especially at the cartoons. I missed you, Underwhelmer…..write. more. often.
Thanks for the laugh on an otherwise very boring Sunday. You're not alone as procrastinator when it comes to dishes!
Funny as usual O Great Underwhelmer.
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Have got round the car problem…… hubby has one and when he washes his, he does mine too. He hates washing up the dishes, so it's a fair compromise! At least I'm not out in the cold. Love your posts.
Wow… parts of that were like you took the words right out of my mouth oh mighty underwhelmer, wizard master of mspaint!
So YOU are the reason my liquor store is always out of whiskey on Sundays….
I'm blaming you for all my writing done under the influence of copious amounts of wine. It could have been whiskey. Whiskey is my home recipe for creativity.
I still have to come up with this big theory about "How People Used To Get Things Done In The Middle Ages" – they built huge churches and stuff, right? I bet they never had dishes sitting in the sink. But for the life of me, I can't understand how they did it. We need more archeologists (but eh, whatevvv….).
Love it. I try so damn hard to be responsible and clean, but I feel like it wears the living daylights out of me. After spending HOURS cleaning, what do I get? A nap. That's about it because I don't want to do anything else. I feel like I'm in some horrible cleaning loop. How the hell do all these other people have so much time to go out and have hobbies? I kind of want to ask them how clean their house is. Think they have dishes in the sink too?
You are better than me. My last post dates from March, I think. And it's not nearly as funny as yours. Or as colourful. But at least my rubbish bin is empty. Has to be, what with the little pooper around. I'll leave you with this thought.
Dishes is my least favorite chore. You are not alone!
Hehe Glad I found this, looking forward to reading the backlog and seeing new posts!
I recommend the PJ O'Rourke approach to dishes – when the sink is full, pour in a dozen packs of jelly and top with two pan handles. When the jelly sets, simply lift the pan handles, remove dishes to the bin and start again.
I have the same problem–compounded by small people who expect me to feed them and stuff. My inspiration is The Man Who Was Too Lazy To Fail.
I'm glad your neighbor Timmy was able to learn a valuable lesson about alcoholic wizards.
This is great! Permission to reblog?
So funny. I love the pictures!
You have stumbled across one of the many secrets of the universe that litter our path. I trip on that one too – every day.
Nick, what's good Sir!! Everything here is getting better. I still haven't found a damn job yet. I was unaware that you even had a Blog. I also have one myself. Here's the link: http://jaredjgober.com/. Your Blog is Hilarious. Mikey (Sampsell) told me about it. I had no idea where you disappeared to. It's a no brainer to follow this hilarious Blog. You and Mikey combined would be epic, but due to him going to school he can't devote the time to make one. It's awesome that I finally found you. Mikey also gave me your number, I'll be sure to send you an email sometime today. I miss you Sir (NO HOMO). In my opinion when you came to the Troop and you and Mikey teamed up, Best Platoon Leadership I had ever seen during my tenure in the military, until YOU and MIKEY killed my RAVEN! Speaking of Raven, do you know where I can get one on the low low? Just kidding. I'll continue to support you.
I have a problem trying to get followers to my Blog, I only have 41. I thought that was awesome, until I saw that you had 9,000. 😦 If you have any pointers for me please fill me in. I'll shoot you a text later Sir. Love Ya! (NO HOMO, AGAIN). You and Mikey are my brothers. If you have a little time, check out my Blog, it's no where near the awesomeness you put together. Okay, I have babbled enough. I'll hit you up later playa!
Too funny. I got a really big kitchen sink "to make it easier to wash larger pots and pans." In fact, what really happens is that I can fit all of my larger pots and pans in there at one time, and leave them for days on end, until I need one of them, and then I'm screwed.
It happens to me … all the time too.
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