$9,000 To Join, $3,000/Year: A Facebook For The Rich
"Hey -- check out the picture of this @sshole." Netropolitan is a new social network for the rich. It costs $9,000 to join and $3,000 yearly in...
WTF Were You Thinking?: Crazy Woman Tries Hiring Facebook Hitman To Kill 'Somebody Wearing Fur'
27-year old Meredith Lowell had a plan. A plan of hiring a hitman on Facebook to stab somebody to death wearing fur at a public library, then...
Video Game Character Facebook Profiles
This is a series of pictures from the Facebook profiles of video game characters. Obviously they're fake, which I wish I would've known before spending a half...
Wonderful: Robots Get Their Own Facebook
Because humans shouldn't be the only ones that get to share ultrasound pictures (your baby looks like a bean!) with their friends, somebody created a Facebook-y website...
We're Practically Friends!: Only 4.74 Degrees Of Separation Between You And Any Other Facebooker
According to Facebook, there are only 4.74-degrees of separation between you and any other user on the planet, making our world that much smaller and natural resources...
Facebook Hosts 4% Of All Photos Ever Taken
Facebook, the social networking giant best known for consistently making its site shittier and more confusing to use, is now home to 140-billion photos, 4% of all...
Facebook Costs US Employers $280B Yearly
According to some numbers made up by some guy, Facebook use costs US employers around $280-billion anally. Hey, I was just as shocked as you were --...
Study: Social Media-Using Teens More Likely To Drink, Smoke, Do Drugs (And Prolly Sex!)
According a questionable study conducted by the The National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia University, the 70% of teenagers that use social media websites...
Australian Girl Singing Facebook Song
In b4 'I'd do her' (she's 16, perv). NOTE: Two bad words at 0:45. This is a video of Madelaine Zammit (who looks suspiciously like a cross...
Facebook, Now With More Facial Recognition
Facebook, which can't even manage to function properly because of all the other worthless bullshit they've added to the site, has decided to drop another turd on...
Bad Decisions: Girl Gets 152 Of Her Facebook Friends' Profile Pictures Tattooed On Arm
Aaaaaaaand we're back. Sorry for the late start folks, but there was a problem with the publishing system that yelling and chugging beers just couldn't solve. This...
What If: Social Media Websites Were High School Stereotypes (SPOILER: This Maybe?)
Note: That isn't even the whole picture and I purposefully made it ultra-crappy quality so you'd have to click HERE to see the whole thing. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Jk...
A Sitcom Waiting To Happen: Somebody's Grandpa Using Twitter As A Search Engine
Note: Long-ass screencap of all his searches to date HERE. These are allegedly the search queries of an 81-year old grandpa whose elder-disrespecting son has convinced Twitter...
Too Far: Social Networking Pepsi Machines
Pepsi plans to introduce a new line of touchscreen Pepsi machines that, not only serve cold beverages (♫ I like cold beverages ♫), but also help you...
Geekologie: Now With More (Read: Any At All) On-Site Facebook And Twitter Integration
4.6-billion years in the making (I like to start at the beginning), Geekologie now has Facebook and Twitter buttons on every post so you can share the...
Company To Offer Fake Facebook Girlfriends
Because sadness knows no bounds, Cloudgirlfriend.com is allegedly a real website launching soon that will create fake-ass Facebook girlfriends for dudes so they can interact with them...
We'd Totes Be BFFs: If God Facebooked
Note: This is only a wee-bit of it, you've got to hit the jump to see the whole thing. You probably can't tell just by reading this,...
Creep Factor 11: Facebook Breakup Notifier
Breakup Notifier is a Facebook app that'll send you a notification whenever somebody you're interested in (read: creepily stalking) changes their relationship status. Because if there's one...