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Episode 1170: This Place Is Not a Place of Honor
October 2, 2019 December 1970, Gordon Russellgerardspeak, jail, kaiju, mystery box, secret panel, strange terrifying and sexy saga, strangling, very large shoesDanny Horn
"Spirits don't usually attack people."
This place is a message… and part of a system of messages… pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.
What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
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Episode 1033: Follow the Money
June 10, 2017 Joe Caldwell, June 1970alchemy, apparatus, cane, dreams, pretty girl in peril, secret panel, telephone, thinks, variety of reasonsDanny Horn
"Not even the jaw of the wolf itself is more devastating than this cane, when it's in my hands."
Let's see if we can figure this out, together. Eccentric millionaire Barnabas Collins is in a parallel dimension, as you know, and he's convinced that Maggie's in terrible danger, which she is. But all he knows is that she's gone, and that's not much to go on. She's probably being held somewhere by someone, but if so, then where, and by who?
Barnabas stamps into the Old House and shouts for Will, his blood slave and parallel landlord. "Will, are you here?" he hollers up the stairs. "I need you!" No answer. He crosses over to the back parlor. Still nothing. Then he approaches the bookcase, flips the hidden switch, and opens up the secret panel.
Question: Why does Barnabas think that Will is hiding behind the bookcase? It doesn't seem super likely, and I'm not sure why he even wants Will in the first place. Will is a drunk, he hates Barnabas, he doesn't care about Maggie, and he has no missing persons expertise. What value does he bring to the operation?
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Episode 1011: The Cast Came Back
April 5, 2017 May 1970, Sam Hallbasement, cross, gunplay, irresponsible, loomis abuse, mystery box, secret panelDanny Horn
"There's someone in that coffin, isn't there?"
It always starts with a box.
Now, there's a lot I don't know about storing radioactive material, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to open the lid every once in a while to see how everything's going. It's more of a binary situation — you're either sealing this nightmare in a keep-out container for the foreseeable, or you're trying to get us all killed. There isn't much of a middle ground on that one.
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House of Dark Shadows: Let's Not Play Insane Games
March 29, 2017 Dan Curtis, Gordon Russell, October 1970, Sam Hallalchemy, blood, coffin, dan, dracula, fangs, flashlight, fog machine, funeral, harpoon, hide the cows, hods, loomis abuse, make a friend, mausoleum, mgm, mirror, mpov, murder weapons, portraits, redshirt, satan's favorite tv show, secret panel, sedatives, special guest star, stake, trickster, wake the deadDanny Horn
"I haven't seen the light of day in almost two hundred years."
Right this minute, teenage bad boy John Yaeger is in the basement of the Old House, pulling apart the locks and chains that keep Barnabas Collins shut up tight in his coffin. Six weeks ago, the Dark Shadows cast took off for Tarrytown to shoot a feature film, leaving the newcomers and second-stringers to keep the show warm while they're gone. Now they're cracking open the mystery box, and once more unleashing Barnabas upon the populace. Dark Shadows is back at work.
To celebrate, I've invited actual famous grown-up film critic David Edelstein to come watch the 1970 film House of Dark Shadows. David's the film critic for New York magazine, NPR's Fresh Air and CBS Sunday Morning, and he's also a lifelong Dark Shadows fan and a friend of the blog.
Five years ago, David wrote a very funny review of the Tim Burton movie, which he figured was his only chance to write about Dark Shadows. But it turns out he's got more in the tank, so we're going to watch the 1970 film House of Dark Shadows together, and discuss the whole thing from start to finish. David saw HoDS when it first came out, and he's always loved it, so yeah, I know, just another example of bias in the mainstream media.
Today's journey involves Hammer movies, overstuffed sets, inadvertent love triangles, how you can tell it's daytime, cameos, cannons, the color of blood, and the age-old war between actors and scenery, and it ends with the extermination of everything that you love.
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Episode 813: Happy Haunts
January 24, 2016 August 1969, Gordon Russellgo back to your grave, haunted, secret panelDanny Horn
"It suddenly occurred to me that you might be telling the truth."
Meanwhile, in the other spooky old haunted house of the American imagination, 999 restless spirits were settling into their new digs on the opposite coast.
This is the week that Disneyland opened the Haunted Mansion, a long-awaited E-ticket attraction that invites theme park guests to tour a post-mortem retirement home for the corporeally liberated. This is the old house, abandoned by the family after the dark and terrible tragedies of the distant past, now left available for whatever ghouls care to move in and set up housekeeping. I wonder if Quentin knows about this one?
To be honest, the Haunted Mansion has nothing to do with Dark Shadows, but I love Disneyland, and there's no way I'm going to ignore the other spook sensation of '69.
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Episode 781: The Hunt
December 2, 2015 Gordon Russell, June 1969chromakey, coffin, satan's favorite tv show, secret panel, slapDanny Horn
"I will tell you an old gypsy saying. Walk fast, and misfortune will overtake you. Walk slow, and misfortune will catch you!"
How to Not Catch a Vampire, lesson one: In order to not catch a vampire, you have to not think like a vampire.
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Episode 770: Clockwork
November 15, 2015 Gordon Russell, June 1969clockwork, gordon, information management, secret panelDanny Horn
"Do you have any objection to my looking at your cellar?"
There are rules about these things, apparently, even on a show like this. A vampire bite is primarily a sexual act, and therefore only to be used upon ladies and members of your personal domestic staff.
In 1967, Barnabas could bite Maggie, Vicki or Carolyn on the neck. He could bite Willie on the wrist to gain control over him, in the same way that he was also preying on cows at the time, because domestic servants are basically just cows with jobs. But he couldn't bite Burke, or Dr. Woodard, or Sheriff Patterson, no matter what the danger or provocation. It simply wasn't done.
Those rules are still more or less in effect here, in 1897. So far, Barnabas has bitten Charity and Beth, and he's using Sandor as a servant. He's also going into town occasionally to feed on drunk women, who are basically cows without jobs.
But it feels like the standards are loosening a smidge. Yesterday, Barnabas bit Dirk on the neck, basically just because Dirk was being an asshole, and now he's brought the guy home, with no real idea of what to do with him. Barnabas doesn't need Dirk for anything in particular. I think what we're looking at here is a second date.
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Episode 706: The Cliffhung
August 20, 2015 March 1969, Sam Hallgunplay, gypsies, secret panel, the secretDanny Horn
"I found out what it was to be a Collins!"
And then, fortunately, she went insane and died. Hooray!
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Episode 693: Sticks and Stokes
August 1, 2015 February 1969, Gordon Russellexorcism, haunted, secret panel, sherlock holmes, theme song, yellingDanny Horn
"They become just as helpless as this pencil."
Dr. Julia Hoffman comes home to her luxurious mansion, which belongs to other people. She's brought a friend, a handsome young serial killer named Chris. They've just had an unpleasant afternoon with Chris' ex-girlfriend, who was traumatized by Chris several years ago to such an extent that she no longer moves or speaks.
Chris is a little uneasy after the encounter, but Julia's in full Murder Club mode, telling him that Sabrina still can't speak, so she can't identify him to the police. This is Julia's idea of reassurance.
After Chris leaves, she's joined by Professor Eliot Stokes, another dangerous houseguest who's snapped his leash and is now wandering around at will, drinking other people's liquor and planning unholy rituals in other people's back gardens.
"I'm glad you're here, Julia," he smiles. "I'm going to exorcise the ghosts from this house tonight, and you are going to help me." This is what Julia's life is like, just one damn thing after another.
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Episode 685: A Fish Called Ezra
July 12, 2015 February 1969, Sam Hallcasper, day player, eccentric, executive child, farce, ghost rules, looming, murder, secret panel, silverDanny Horn
"Don't get mad at me, Quentin. I just don't like when you do terrible things."
INT. COLLINWOOD — NIGHT.
We hear a young boy's voice, as we pan across the foyer. "Are you sure that's all you want me to do?" he wheedles. "Are you telling the truth?"
We move through the open drawing room doors to find young David, communing with an impossible shred of hatred and regret which has clawed its way out of the unseen, a forgotten trespasser bespoiling the surface of the earth. It's just standing there, in the drawing room. It's the damnedest thing.
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Episode 1209: Birdland
Episode 1207/1208: A Duel's House
Time Travel, part 15: Dark Shadows Without Dark Shadows
Episode 1206: The Eyes of Children
Episode 1205: The Bad Behavior of Bramwell, or Romance and Rape and Why Nobody Seems to Do Anything About It
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