I lost my wife in a poker game to my commanding officer. A friend took this picture of him carrying her out of my apartment. The C.O. kept her for a week before returning her to me all used up and pregnant.
My wife says it "serves me right" for using her as collateral in a poker game. But I think she liked her week away from home too much. She spends a lot of time "visiting" the good commander whenever the chance arises.