10.Your students look ready for the first day of school.
9.You ate something you couldn't pronounce.
8. You had to speak spanish or french.
7. You forgot you worked for a pointy haired boss.
5. You didn't ride a tractor all day.
4. You don't know the reigning jeopardy champion.
3.Your spouse actually wants to keep you home.
2.You had to get shots 6 months before hand. . . and no shots AFTER you got back.