Funniest things you've heard shouted at a game?
I remember one game V Bolton years ago when Arteta scored a screamer, Uri Rennie was the ref and made a mess of a call and someone behind me Shouted "Rennie you give me heartburn"
Not very funny, sure you didn't miss out an h ?
Niasse did a shimmy round one of the Rochdale defenders in the cup game this season and some lad just shouted 'he's too good for you mate'. It was only funny because it was Niasse.
On Big Dunc's return to Goodison after he'd moved to Newcastle the reception was amazing. His name got a louder cheer than any of our own players, every time he got the ball Everton fans shouted "shoot!" but best of all was when he got clattered by a pretty poor challenge by some Everton player (who it was escapes me) and a bloke near us shouted "send him off ref!" Just shows how loved Dunc was.
One of the quickest turn arounds ever from the bloke sat a few seats away.
Bolasie runs down the wing and goes past 2 players.
"He can do anything this kid!"
Gets to the byline, falls over and the ball dribbles out for a goal kick.
"See! I told you he's S***e!"
Manuel Fernandes launched one in against Utd and a fella near me screamed "Osman's looking" just as it left his foot.
but martina fell into the crowd last season making a challenge, feller infront of me helped him up and that dead nicely and just said dead calmy " martina I [Poor language removed] hate you lar"
Eventually as (a truly horrible) game progressed, someone lost their rag and yelled "SIT DOWN YER ARL CAN'T"
To which the red turned round, eyeballed the sea of about 5000 faces and shouted in reply: "OOO SED DAT??"
Cue a load of people standing up and doing an "I'm Spartacus" - "I said it...he said it...we said it..they said it.."
This went on for maybe two minutes before some irate lid sprang up and screamed: "Well I never said it in the first place, burram sayin' it now...SIT DOWN YER ARL CAN'T!"
Tom Davies is playing a blinder!!