Its plain to see he's not interested.
"Sorry, Ariel, you turned into a real girl for no reason, cause I'm still not interested."
"Yeah, but the poolboy makes the best margaritas!"
"That's not tobacco, baby. It's Crystal Meth."
Unless he's with Deadpoolboy. Then, you have no chance.
"...Land him with new Jantzen Flunitrazepam."
Nothing says two inches like stinky tobacco!
The perfect swim suit for the short pipe!