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"...Gimme A Circus Like This Anyday." COMICS! Sometimes We're In Like Flint!
March 29, 2017 / John Kane
There's a little bit of Dredd in this one, a smidgeon mayhap. However there is a whole lot of Carlos Ezquerra and he's really making his computer colouring work in this one. Some real freaky skyscapes going on in the background of these panels. If you're a Carlos Ezquerra fan you'll probably want to pick this one up. Oh, looks like I started the review early, better put the rest under the jump. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya! CURSED EARTH KOBURN by Carlos Ezquerra
Anyway, this…
THE JUDGE DREDD MEGA COLLECTION REVIEW INDEX
JUDGE DREDD: THE MEGA COLLECTION Vol. 67: CURSED EARTH KOBURN Art by Carlos Ezquerra Written by Gordon Rennie Lettered by Ellie DeVille and Annie Parkhouse Originally serialised in JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE 211-212, 221-223, 228, 239, 241-244, 314-318 & 361-364 © 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2011, 2015 & 2016 Rebellion A/S Hatchette Partworks/Rebellion, £9.99 (2016) JUDGE DREDD created by Carlos Ezquerra & John Wagner
'Cursed Earth Koburn' mostly features the exploits of circuit-Judge Koburn, rounded out by a Dredd adventure featuring the vengeful El Maldito. Both Koburn and Maldito hark back down the ages to Battle Picture Weekly and the strips 'Major Eazy' and 'El Mestizo', both of which were created by Carlos Ezquerra and Alan Hebden. I've written some slapdash slop about 'Major Eazy' before HERE, but just to recap for those too busy to click on a link: Major Eazy was a laid-back one man attack, as anti-authoritarian as he was effective in taking the fight to the Nazis. And since he was very effective indeed he was very anti-authoritarian indeed, as many a weak chinned officer type found out to his stuttering chagrin. Like most of Battle's characters he was a direct reaction against the bright eyed and bushy tailed Tommy pushing back the baddies for God, Queen and Country, always with that distinct sense of good sportsmanship which defines the British in their own minds but in no one else's. In comparison Major Eazy would fuck you up, and fuck you up good and he'd do it quick and nasty too. Because in war you get the job done, you don't stop and have tea and scones while you do it. Visually Eazy was modelled on David Niven, as any fool knows. No, it was the American actor James Coburn (1928-2002), an actor with an easy-going and thoroughly amiable but subtly malevolent, screen presence., Despite apparently being born with the teeth of a much larger man the '70s were good to James Coburn, indeed as they were to British comics, and so the latter plucked the former's iconic image from Peckinpah's Cross of Iron and plunked it in a strip for kids, probably about 50 seconds after Hebden and Ezquerra left the movie theatre, since both film and character appeared in 1976. Which is why Eazy wears a German cap, usually pulled down over his narrow, calculating slits for eyes. He also usually has a cheroot drooping from his slim lip because Coburn was a keen smoker both on screen and off.
CURSED EARTH KOBURN: KUSS HARD by Ezquerra, Rennie and Parkhouse
If you buy the Arrow blu-ray of 'Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia' not only will you have bought the greatest movie about Warren Oates and a head in a bag ever made, but you also get the documentary about Peckinpah, 'Man of Iron', in which Coburn probably appears, smoking. It's highly likely because if you do buy that blu-ray (which I think you should. NOW!) you also get a disk with 10 hours (1!0! H!O!U!R!S!) of interviews, from which the contents of the doc are culled. I'm far too busy being a supercilious prick to have watched this yet, but I did treat myself to the first 30 mins or so, in which James Coburn appears, smoking. He is also, obviously, awesome. He is so awesome in fact that after a few seconds it's like you're sat opposite him while he suavely drawls about the past, smoking. So convivial is his company that at one point I almost tapped him for a smoke, then I remembered it was a recording, he'd been dead for 15 years and I no longer smoke. He's a funny one because you always think he just showed up and did his stuff, but the interview reveals him as a proper artist with thoughts about his art and a real interest in the art of moviemaking. I mean, I never realised this, but James Coburn was second unit director on 'Convoy'. The last thing I ever envisaged James Coburn doing was sitting on a water tower waiting for instructions via walkie-talkie (like a mobile phone, kids) so he could film footage for one of Sam Peckinpah's shittiest films. Man, the dude really dug Peckinpah. Oh, he also reveals what the ending to 'Cross of Iron' means, which is something I've been puzzling over for about four decades. (SPOILER: It's hilarious, after all these years it turns out that the ending to 'Cross of Iron' means that Peckinpah set Coburn and Maximilian Schell loose on a set of exploding scrap until something happened. What happened was that Schell's prop gun fell to bits in his hand and Coburn laughed his ass off in response. That's it. Brilliant.) Basically James Coburn was awesome, and this was duly recognised by the Academy in 1998 with an Oscar® for his role in 'Affliction'. (Which is a great movie; one that should be on Blu-Ray, people!)
I don't really know where I am now, uh, Major Eazy was based visually on James Coburn? Which is why Koburn is called Koburn. According to the interview with Rennie in the back of the book they tried lots of variations along the lines of "Eazy" but went with Koburn, which works. Turns out a fan suggested Ezquerra bring Eazy back, and that was Rennie's impetus for introducing the basic character to the world of Dredd. The first strip "Sturm Und Dang" sets out the characters' stall. Dredd is on a hotdog run with some cadets and picks up Koburn along the way. Koburn knows the territory because he's a cursed Earth circuit-judge, a kind of itinerant sheriff with a given area to patrol. This set-up allows Rennie to play Koburn's slackness off against Dredd's rigidity, to effectively define how the character works. It's a smart move. Key is the fact that both Dredd and Koburn get the job done. It's no good being a laidback dude if you can't snipe a guy's eye out from two klicks at the drop of a hat. Koburn's all pose but underneath his cool poise you just know he's like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs (© Traditional). All Dredd can see is infractions of Dress code and lack of respect. But who ends up in a bath chair with a broken leg fighting a Panzer and who sashays his way through storms of bullets while barely breaking a sweat? That's right. Oh, the panzer? Oh, yeah they are up against Comedy Nazis which isn't ideal for me, because I'm not that into Comedy Nazis since that logically leads to Comical Concentration Camps and I have a hard time squaring that particular circle. And yet, I guess, yeah, it does acknowledge the roots of the character in a cheeky winkeyty-wink kind of a way, and no one gets hurt. Except the comical Nazis who get comically dead. Ezquerra is obviously having a whale of a time and gives The Cursed Earth his unique sheen of grubbiness while revisiting his war comic past, but with a quirky twist of Dredd. GOOD!
CURSED EARTH KOBURN: STURM UND DANG by Ezquerra, Rennie and Parkhouse
Next up is "Kuss Hard" in which Koburn gets a partner. Typically this is a female Judge, Judge Bonaventura, who is a bit more rules orientated than her shabby new partner, and so she'll be getting a lesson in how things work in The Cursed Earth, dang straight! We get a bit of low-comedy where she walks in on Koburn being ridden by a Rubenesque whore and she's all "Oh, my!" She's a straight arrow, see. Did you get that? The mis-matched (sigh) pair set off on the trail of The Kuss Brothers who are suspected of Organ-Legging and are regulars on Koburn's patch. To be honest Rennie seems to get distracted early on in this one and it all just sort of happens without any weight to anything. There's a weird bit where Koburn visits the Brothers' mom at the unsavoury jail she runs. When she's less than forthcoming Koburn releases all the inmates and it's like Rennie forgot Koburn was a Judge or something. He's not some wandering vagabond laying down the law in his own special way; he's a Judge! Even better (i.e. worse) their mom's totally superfluous to proceedings, and it all ends, as it should have done a lot earlier, in a fight in a meat packing factory. It's all a bit uninspired and flabby, which is unfortunate so early in the character's run. But it does introduce Bonaventura for Koburn to play off, and old fogies will realise belatedly that she's just a sex-swapped update of Sgt Daly, Major Eazy's long-suffering subordinate. (Later I think Eazy acquired an Arab chap who liked cutting Nazi throats, but there are probably some things we should leave to the '70s. Despite what UKIP think.) OKAY!
CURSED EARTH KOBURN: BURIAL PARTY by Ezquerra, Rennie and Parkhouse
"Burial Party" is up next, where Rennie widens the cast of the series to include Koburn's fellow circuit-Judges, all of whom are either scarred or a bit nuts as befits the harshness of their lives. It's a nice piece with drunken silliness giving way to sober reflection on occasion, as everyone drinks around the corpse of a fallen Judge, a blatant reminder of how they'll all end up. Despite being mostly set in one room with a fixed cast all wearing very similar clothes, Ezquerra's art is so good at making even the mundane visually interesting with his bold feathering and attention to grimy detail, it never feels visually constrained in the least. GOOD! Having established, koburn, Bonaventura, and their fellow circuit-Judges Rennie goes on to show us one of their regular duties in "The Assizes". Titled after a now defunct British legal term describing courts held periodically around the country, The Assizes shows us Koburn doing precisely that small-scale King Solomon shtick in some Cursed Earth armpit of a town. The complaints of the scabby citizenry are of the "humorous" kind and are probably really funny if you think people fucking animals is hilarious. It's the kind of stuff that would make Garth Ennis shoot Guinness out of his (broken) nose. Still, Ezquerra has fun, and it's always nice to see his never entirely-absent skills as a caricaturist slide to the fore. Hit and miss stuff, basically. So little is there to "The Assizes" that a substantial part of it is the prologue to the next story. OKAY! "Malachi" is that next story and it's where Rennie starts trying to inject some seriousness into his so far largely light-hearted strip.
CURSED EARTH KOBURN: MALACHI by Ezquerra, Rennie and Parkhouse
Malachi is some dude who encountered Judge Death and, well, unlived to tell the tale. Now he roams about killing everything he meets while saying spooky things in those spooky word balloons that make spooky words everso much more spooky! I think he's the physical manifestation of the hate The Cursed Earth dead hold for the living. Or something. It's not entirely clear, but what is clear is nothing can kill him and he's headed straight for Koburn and Bonaventura. Which is unfortunate as Koburn and Bonaventura are currently looking in on Spring Seeds, a Juve Offenders facility. This means there's a lot of kids for Malachi to mangle unless someone can stop him, which is going to be tough as Malachi, as is demonstrated by his run-ins with the circuit-Judges introduced in "Burial Party", is unstoppable. Just so we care, Rennie gives us a tough Juve who may be salvageable and his pregnant girlfriend to root for. Pregnant? Yes, even in a Juve Offenders facility nature finds a way. Which is not too big a surprise as later when Malachi bursts into the girls dorm they are squealing in negligees like someone got 'Porky's' and 'Friday The 13th' mixed up. Negligees in a Cursed Earth Juve Offenders facility! Oh, Carlos Ezquerra, you cheeky Spanish rogue! There's a real feel of impending doom, some characters to care for, a sense of jeopardy and a genuine question about how Koburn can stop such an unstoppable force. In the interview Rennie says the more serious strips don't work as well, but I'd have to disagree here. GOOD! Blimey, this is a proper slog isn't it? Last push, everyone!
CURSED EARTH KOBURN: GOING AFTER BILLY ZANE by Ezquerra, Rennie and DeVille
In the final Koburn tale, "Going After Billy Zane" Rennie cranks up the seriousness and sets up a creepy tale in which the past which haunts the present bares its teeth. Koburn teams up with Judge Rico (who is basically another clone of Fargo; a younger Dredd) to track a Citi-Def squad lost on manoeuvres in The Cursed Earth. Unfortunately the Billy Zane Block Citi-Def squad are not lost but are tracking a distress signal, a distress signal sent by a man who died twelve years ago. Obviously they don't know that, but we do. The squad are led by a female leader who lost her kids twelve years ago, the man who died twelve years ago was the Judge who broke Koburn in and, uh, about twelve years ago Rico had doubts about his lineage. (The original Rico being Dredd's bent Judge brother. Judge Dredd's favourite joke: "My bent Judge brother has no nose! How does he smell?...") Which kind of reflects the strip in essence. That is, it struggles to link everything so that there's a true sense of things coming full circle, a sense of inevitability but it..just…can't…quite…make it happen. Which is a shame, because there's some strong stuff on these pages. Strong enough certainly to entertain but not any stronger than that, alas. Ezquerra's pours the creepiness on this one with a great inky ladle, making rocks and crevasses look far more menacing than you want them to . There's a surface sense of unease and an undercurrent of violence running through all Ezquerra's art here. The big noses and whiskery comedy chins stay at home and he breaks out the shadows and silhouettes to unsettling effect. The strip peters out on a cliff hanger which is as yet unresolved, but even that seems appropriate to the sense of amorphous menace it seeks to convey. Koburn's last outing is GOOD!
JUDGE DREDD: EL MALDITO by Ezquerra, Rennie and Parkhouse
Yes, that was Koburn's last hurrah but there's still one story to go: "El Maldito". This strip is interesting for a couple of reasons, the most obvious of which I'll save 'til last. In this one a spooky figure is wading in on the side of the workers at a food processing facility in The Cursed Earth. What's interesting here is that it's not often that you see something so "up the workers!" in comics these days, which I find both odd and troubling. Mostly because this silence seems to reflect the increasing belief that somehow unions are bad things. Over here the papers (who are all to a greater or lesser extent in hock to tax dodging billionaires with their own freedom stifling agendas) endlessly roar at any and every episode of industrial action. And the vox pop is less than ideal, "how dare they inconvenience me!", "I wish I could have the day off work!" and all that cretinous rot. Hey, poncho, I've been on strike. I've been on strike more than once, and I'll let all you vox pop nincompoops out there into a little secret: you don't get paid for strike days. And if I could afford not to get paid, pal, I wouldn't go to work. Those people striking? They are making a personal sacrifice to protest some form of injustice or proposed measure which will erode the safety of all involved. So, think on next time. Anyway, here we have a bunch of "peons" striking and acting up and generally getting in the way of business. Obviously that can't stand, so the company send in the men with the batons. Apparently these workers want conditions improving or fair pay or somesuch socialist snowflake nonsense. Probably want treating like human beings or some other pie in the sky shit. So the plan is as ever, a few heads get cracked, names are named and the ringleaders get rounded up and hey ho we can all get back to work. Or you can. I'll just spend all this lovely money while you put your back into it.
Unfortunately a lot of companies mistake salaried employment for indentured servitude, and even more unfortunately a lot of governments are happy to let them. Oh, don't worry, my right wing chums, I'm fighting a losing battle. It's okay, don't ruffle your share portfolios over it; you're winning while I'm whining. Today Theresa May sent her letter triggering Article 50 which will see us begin to leave the EU. Yes, we'll be leaving all that "red tape", all those pesky regulations that gave us holidays, safe working conditions and kept our food safe are all up for grabs now. And the Tories have the whip hand. So, yeah, good times ahead for people who want more human faeces in their drinking water and horse meat in their Bolognese. Regulation! Pah! Who needs it! Personally I think we should just go the whole hog and bring back hanging, National Service and 'The Black and White Minstrel Show'. Say, did you see that shit about "Empire 2.0"? And that's the grown-ups in charge that is. I despair, I honestly and utterly despair. I also lose my track but always find my way back. The strikers are helped by this spooky figure who comes in times of need, this El Maldito. The company has Judge Dredd. Sparks fly and symapthies may not lie entirely where you expect. It's a decent strip with good points to make about industrial relations, but Judge Dredd survives a massive explosion, uh, because, and the subplot about the guy and his kid doesn't gel but, y'know, fun is had and salient points are made, so GOOD! Oh, the other interesting thing (besides how irritated you got when I went on about strike action) is that El Maldito is a tip of the hat to 'El Mestizo', which like 'Major Eazy' ran in Battle Picture Weekly. Unlike Eazy this was set in the American Civil War and involved a black slave turned mercenary having weekly and very violent adventures. Yeah, a black slave , and if you started any of that moaning about pandering to Social Justice Warrior Snowflakes shit he'd have stuck a stick of dynamite up your arse and kicked you off a cliff. And quite right too. Unfortunately while I do remember the strip, all I can remember is he looked like Jimi Hendrix as dressed by Sergio Leone and was balls cool. Although it was the '70s so we probably would have said he was "jolly spiffing" and then laughed at some homosexuals on TV. Since there were only 16 episodes someone should collect the 'El Mestizo' strips so I can buy them, you know, with money I earned while not striking. HAH!
NEXT TIME: If I don't end up in jail for sedition, it'll be more Judge Dredd and thus more COMICS!!!
March 29, 2017 / John Kane/ 4 Comments
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"EASY THE FERG!" COMICS! Sometimes It's Not The Fall That Kills You!
February 14, 2017 / John Kane
It's Valentine's Day! This Valentine's Day Judge Dredd's first and only love, The Law, sends a Valentine...straight...to...his...HEART! JUDGE DREDD: THE DAY THE LAW DIED by Bolland, Wagner & Frame
Anyway, this… JUDGE DREDD: THE MEGA COLLECTION Vol. 33: THE DAY THE LAW DIED Art by Mick McMahon, Brian Bolland (Dave Gibbons inks one episode), Brett Ewins, Brendan McCarthy, Garry Leach, Ron Smith, Carlos Ezquerra and Henry Flint Written by John Wagner and Garth Ennis Lettered by Tom Frame, Dave Gibbons, Tom Knight and Jack Potter Colours by Chris Blythe Originally serialised in 2000AD Progs86-108 & 1250-1261 © 1978, 1979, 2001 & 2016 Rebellion A/S Hatchette Partworks/Rebellion, £9.99 (2016) JUDGE DREDD created by Carlos Ezquerra & John Wagner
It's now established tradition that Dredd mega-epics are usually separated by the best part of a year so as to allow everyone to get their breath back, including the readers; but back in 1978 John Wagner must have been full of beans and youthful pep because Old Stoney Face would barely have time to wash his smalls after "The Cursed Earth" before being unwittingly embroiled in "The Day The Law Died". This one would be purely John Wagner's creature and as such it trades heavily in his trademark satire via absurdism, rather than the more in-yer-FACE!!! style favoured by Pat Mills. While "The Cursed Earth" had been an energetic and eye popping exercise in world building "The Day The Law Died" turned its gaze inward and set about consolidating the world of Mega-City One, with particular emphasis on The Judge system. Back in Mega City One Dredd is immediately framed for murder, dispatched to Titan, shot in the head and left in no doubt that the new Chief Judge, the flagrantly insane Cal, is up to no good. Heading a rag-tag resistance Dredd has to free his city from the autocratic maniac, his own Judges and Cal's Praetorian guard of Klegg alien mercenaries. Slicey-dicey! Oncey-twicey! Personally, my money's on Dredd.
JUDGE DREDD: THE DAY THE LAW DIED by Bolland, Wagner & Frame
Previously Judges had been shown as an elite police force with traffic cops and more routine police being glimpsed around and about the strips. The very name, "Judge" suggested they were high up some nebulous law enforcement hierarchy. It was now made explicit that the Judges were the police, the whole police and nothing but the police. They were The Law. Hmmm. That's catchy. However, there was still an elite police force, the Special Judicial Squad (SJS). These being an armed version of Internal Affairs, or the gimlet eyed automata known within most organisations as "Audit". Tellingly these salty looking SJS dudes sport a uniform even more fascistic than that of Dredd, and since Dredd's helmet has the twin lightning bolt emblem of the Schutzstaffel instead of eyes, that's pretty darn fascistic. Keeping these little charmers under control comes under the purview of the Deputy Chief Judge, second in command to The Chief Judge, the prime panjandrum of the Justice System. Both these sit on the Council of Five, with three other seasoned vets.
JUDGE DREDD: THE DAY THE LAW DIED by Ewins/McCarthy, Wagner & Frame
More seasoned vets are on show when the Judge Tutors appear to help Dredd. Back in the '70s the old saying was "Those that can't, teach. (And those that can't teach, teach P.E.)" Accordingly Judges who are no longer street fit end up teaching in The Academy of Law. Dredd has a bunch of these dudes with missing bits on his side. They are pretty funny; one guy calculates their chances of survival while they are falling to their probable doom, another is called Judge Schmaltz so…you can fill in the blanks there, I guess. Oh, Judge Giant turns up again reminding me that his presence links Judge Dredd to HARLEM HEROES. Alas, JUDGE DREDD was slow to incorporate black characters and Giant only appears intermittently hereafter. Since he uses the word "baby" and refers to his "pappy" this might have been for the best. He is, however, resourceful and instrumental in saving Dredd's bacon, so there's that. Apparently Mike McMahon started drawing Judge Dredd under the impression the character was black (mostly because his name was a garbled leftover from Pat Mills' pitch for JUDGE DREAD, a voodoo horror strip which didn't happen.) Imagine if they'd stuck with that! You'll have to imagine it, because they didn't; Judge Dredd is white, baby. White like Pappy's bedclothes! Baby! Things look bleak for Dredd and Mega City One until he and his team of maimed trainers smash through to the undercity and land in the Big Smelly. Oh, yeah, turns out the undercity is the polluted husk of the American Eastern seaboard. Seems it was easier just to concrete over it and build Mega-City One (some landmarks were relocated above ground for the tourists e.g. Empire State building), the Big Smelly is the Ohio River. On impact, most of them die as a result, but they do meet Fergee who is a big lovable doofus with a penchant for ultra-violence. Fergee's lack of smarts, specifically his failure to realise he is dead, will be instrumental in foiling Cal's plan to nerve gas the whole city.
JUDGE DREDD: THE DAY THE LAW DIED by McMahon and Wagner
Don't be deceived by those leaden paragraphs from my stilted hamd because Wagner is a talented writer, so he knows how to leaven the strip with exposition without sapping any of the demented drive of his tale. A tale which is an answer to an interesting question. What if someone with only the most tenuous grasp on sanity achieved the most powerful office in the land? Apparently he would build a big wall, institute a whole slew of authoritarian and often preposterous laws, throw a hissy fit when the public failed to display the requisite adoration, surround himself with pusillanimous yes-men and, basically, just abuse the office he holds and stain the system he represents like a crack addled Little Lord Fauntleroy. But enough about the 45th President of the United States! (Cue: sad trombone.) Weirdly enough that's also what Judge Cal does after he has connived his way into The Chief Judge's chair. "It is the doom of Man that he forgets!" squawks Nicol Williamson's skull capped Merlin in EXCALIBUR (1981) and he's not wrong. See, Wagner doesn't base Cal on the Roman Emperor Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (AKA Caligula) merely because he'd recently watched the 1976 BBC production of "I, Claudius". I don't doubt that it helped, particularly as the late John Hurt's performance of "the little boot" was probably reliably arresting. (Wagner almost certainly hadn't seen Tinto Brass's porno-chic "cult" movie CALIGULA (1979), for which we can only be thankful.) No, he probably picked Caligula mostly because, well, "It happened before, it will happen again, it's just a question of when." as Charlton Heston narrates in ARMAGEDDON (1998). It's called learning from history, and when we don't this is where we end up. Also with Wagner picking the much maligned Roman Emperor the opportunities for absurdism knocked harder than a drunk whose forgotten his keys. Suetonius says Caligula made his horse (Incitatus) a Senator? Wagner can have his Cal appoint a fish Deputy Chief Judge. Yes, Judge Fish is the spectacular character find of 1978! Who can ever forget his sage advice, "Bloop!" or his heartbreaking "Bloop! Bloop!" Gets me every time. Wagner has a ton of fun with Cal's credulity straining antics so we'll not spoil it for anyone. But, y'know, Judge Fish!
Artistically "The Cursed Earth" was a two-hander between McMahon and Bolland, with McMahon's hand being comically large like that of a cartoon mouse and Bolland's being more refined and smaller like that of a lady of means. "The Day The Law Died" is more of a scrum; there's a real pout pourri of art styles on display for the length of the epic. In a North American mainstream genre comic this would lead to a right buggers' muddle and generally not work terribly well. Here it works out surprisingly well. Regular 2000AD readers (and Brit comic readers in general) were conditioned to understand that a strip's artist could change at the drop of a hat. Being too young to be anything other than positive it was viewed as more of an opportunity to see a different style, rather than an indication that Terry Blesdoe had had to step in because Barry Teagarden had started shouting at buses due to the punishing demands of drawing 8 pages of Space Urchins every week for wages that would shame Sports Direct. It helps also that there's a definite visual through line. Say Mike McMahon ends his strip with Dredd's gun arm stuck deep in a Klegghound's gullet, next Prog Brian Bolland will start his strip with…Judge Dredd's gun arm stuck deep in a Klegghound's gullet. And although every artist tends to draw MC-1 and the Judges with their own slightly quirky way, you are still clearly reading a strip about a future cop in a future city.
JUDGE DREDD: THE DAY THE LAW DIED by McMahon, Wagner & Frame
Big Brian Bolland leads us in with his reliable clarity of line and subtle undermining of his hyper realism via restrained caricature. As ever his episodes are few and far between but always a tight delight. Mike McMahon gets stuck in, his work here being a bit airier than on "The Cursed Earth" but no less manic or delightfully inventive. By now Mike McMahon is able to bend reality to his scrappy whim and can populate his strip with what look like maltreated Muppets lolloping about a claustrophobic jumble of a city without once endangering the reader's suspension of disbelief. There are also strong hints of McMahon's next evolution in style peeking through, but right here right now Mike McMahon's work is sweet indeed! Gary/Garry Leach looks like he's got too much ink on his brush and that spoils his usual majestic delicacy of line this time out. Brett Ewins and Brendan McCarthy team up and their combination of rigidity and fluidity creates an interesting effect each couldn't achieve alone. Picking up the baton for the last stretch is Ron Smith. I understand Ron Smith is a divisive artist for a lot of Dredd fans, due primarily to his cavalier attitude to continuity of the series' designs. Despite being in the top ten in terms of Dredd output (probably, I can't be arsed to check) there's not likely to be a "Dredd by Ron Smith" volume any time soon. Which is a shame, because I think Ron rocks. Like McMahon he can lard a page with a so much detail and information it's staggering. His page layouts are always striking, with at least one dominant image to grab the eye, and sometimes more, so the eye bounces about the page, but always in the right direction. He shows a remarkable agility with regards to shifting scale between panels without jarring the eye, and the amount of detail he crams in is ridiculous. I'm a particular fan of his hyperbolic body language, shown off here to best effect by Cal's contortions as his mania grips him. Look, Ron Smith is the man who drew "Sob Story", "The Man Who Drank The Blood of Satanus", "The Black Plague", "The Hot Dog Run", "Shanty Town", "Tight Boots" and co-created not only Chopper but also Dave, the orang-utan mayor. John says Ron's The One!
JUDGE DREDD: THE DAY THE LAW DIED by Smith, Wagner & Frame
"The Day The Law Died is an artistic mish mash held together by the strength of the various styles on show and John Wagner's elegant and understated blend of absurdity, drama and action. It's VERY GOOD!
JUDGE DREDD: HELTER SKELTER by Ezquerra, Ennis, Blythe & Frame
This volume of JUDGE DREDD: THE MEGA COLLECTION also includes "Helter Skelter" a 12-parter from the year 2001 which marked Garth Ennis' return to the character of Dredd. In comparison to the "Day The Law Died" it's a slight effort indeed, but not without its charms. An experiment in dimension mapping comes unstuck when a probe returns with what looks remarkably like the Geeks from the old 2000AD strip THE V.C.S. Further incursions of the familiar occur, and it all turns out to be a plot by Judge Cal from another dimension to kill Dredd, since he can't stand the idea that there's a dimension where Dredd won. Cal is accompanied by an army of Judges, a bunch of Dredd's old enemies (dead in this dimension: Fink, Rico, Murd The Oppressor, Cap'n Skank, etc) equally upset at the thought of a live Dredd and a bunch of dimensional flotsam and jetsam familiar to elderly Squaxx Dec Thargo, or keen readers of reprints.
JUDGE DREDD: HELTER SKELTER by Flint, Ennis, Blythe & Frame
It's all done with a sense of fun (there are roughly "two thousand" dimensions already mapped. Ho ho!) and while it trades unashamedly in nostalgia there's enough of a plot and some decent jokes to leave you with a smile (and maybe a little tear as you recall Ace Garp's sign off floating through the air). Carlos Ezquerra draws the bulk of it and is as reliably Carlos Ezquerra as ever. Most notable are his computer manipulated backgrounds which are interesting reminders that he was a swift adopter of new tech. Henry Flint does a bit of it and he's as inkily delightful as ever, managing to evoke early McMahon while also being clearly his own man. "Helter Skelter" has some good scenes and makes a valid point about the Judges (they don't do it for their benefit but for the citizens' benefit) but is never really more than a bit of a nicely illustrated lark. GOOD!
NEXT TIME: Uh, maybe look at some other bits of Dredd's world? People seem interested in that judging from the, uh, two comments. So pack your swimsuit and your sun oil! Factor 2000!
INDEX TO JUDGE DREDD: THE MEGA COLLECTION REVIEWS
February 14, 2017 / John Kane/ 4 Comments
2000AD, Brendan McCarthy, Brett Ewins, Brian Bolland, Carlos Ezquerra, Garry Leach, Garth Ennis, Hatchette, Helter Skelter, Henry Flint, John Wagner, Judge Caligula, Judge Dredd, Judge Dredd The Mega Collection, Mick McMahon, Mike McMahon, Rebellion, Ron Smith, The 1970s, The 2000s, The 2010s, The Day The Law Died
"Let's All Send Him Our Love." COMICS! Sometimes I Suspect My Chakras Are Stunted.
Anthologies don't sell! Yet people keep publishing them and I keep buying them. Here are some words about three anthologies I read this week. ABC WARRIORS (Langley, Mills & Parkhouse)
Anyway, this... 2000AD Prog 1966 Art by Mark Sexton, Richard Elson, Clint Langley, John Burns, Carlos Ezquerra Written by Michael Carroll, Dan Abnett, Pat Mills, Kek-W, John Wagner Coloured by Len O'Grady Lettered by Annie Parkhouse, Ellie De Ville, Simon Bowland Cover by Neil Roberts JUDGE DREDD created by Carlos Ezquerra & John Wagner KINGDOM created by Richard Elson & Dan Abnett ABC WARRIORS created by Kevin O'Neill, Brendan McCarthy, Mick McMahon & Pat Mills THE ORDER created by John Burns & Kek-W STRONTIUM DOG created by Carlos Ezquerra Rebellion, £2.55, weekly (2016) All contents © 2016 Rebellion A/S, unless specifically stated otherwise.
Hey, here's a thing I just noticed about 2000AD: in the little box of publishing information which tells you who owns what and what they'll do to you if you nick it (rub distressed foxes in your face), some wag has only gone and put something humorous in it. I don't have a fetish for legal bumph but concealing larks in that part of a comic is not entirely unknown, so occasionally I check, and this time that nanosecond glance into the small print paid off. I don't know if it's a regular thing, but this time out, camouflaged by legalese, someone has used the space to update people on his/her opinion of that TV series with the bikers in. The one with Ron Perlman in. The one Jason Aaron fans probably call "searing" and "incisive" when they aren't eating raw bacon and crying about their dad not hugging them enough. Whoever penned the micro-crit wasn't too impressed with the surly biker show but we were already into some pretty entertaining stuff and the comic hadn't even started. See, it's always worth having a poke about, you never know what you might find. Unless of course you work with highly confidential information, in which case you're probably as well just minding your own business. No one wants to end up in a field choked on a porn mag with a suspiciously curt suicide note pinned to their head now, do they? As usual Tharg says some stuff but I didn't read it. So if he said owt about me mum, let me know and I'll go round and give 'im a thick ear. At the bottom of the page we are promised the return of Bill Savage – COME ON, TWINKLETOES! GET SOME! So, yes, looking forward to that. GET IN THERE! Stoked, one might say.
JUDGE DREDD (Sexton, Carroll, O'Grady & Parkhouse)
Oh, this one's getting shakier as it goes on. Okay, we can go with a secret city-within-a-city of faux Judges, but stressing how hard-line they are (Hershey says they make normal Judges look like liberals – Whoof!) and then having them risk everything to rescue someone's sister rings more than a little false. Additionally names are important in genre fiction and unfortunately naming the big bad "Badger" just makes me think of Brian May and I don't really ever want to think about Brian May. Unless he's being attacked by badgers. On the upside, however, Carroll does a really good job selling the idea that Dredd's outclassed by his opponents on the cunning front, only to give him a sweet "You're so sly, but so am I!" move to end the episode on. Sexton's art remains detailed without becoming cluttered and is a definite asset to Carroll's slightly listing script. GOOD!
KINGDOM (Abnett, Elson & De Ville)
There's not a lot to say about this because it isn't really a story, Gene (our genetically modified hero) goes and tells everyone the bugs are coming, everyone listens, goes away and prepares and then the bugs come. That's yer lot. There isn't even a dude with anchors on his jacket telling Gene that it's the Fourth of July so it's probably best for everyone if the beaches stay open. No, they just go "okay", and knuckle down for the big slobberknocker promised by the closing two page spread of the sea of insects about to break upon the walls of the compound. You can tell that's a big moment because pages are precious in each and every Prog, so to splurge on a double page spread means you best sit up and listen. It's not like your American comics with their splash page fetish and its ever diminishing returns (except for writers who get paid by the page). Oh, KINGDOM's all right, but like I say it doesn't feel like a story just a sequence of events. Which is fine, Abnett and Elson efficiently purvey low-attention, high-octane entertainment, but I don't think I'll ever feel the need to read a collected edition. For six or so pages it's pleasant enough company. A bit like a short bus ride sat next to someone who neither stinks of ammonia nor yammers into a mobile like a deaf cretin. OKAY!
ABC WARRIORS (Langley, Mills & Parkhouse)
Pat Mills and Clint Langley once again, via the medium of violent robots, point at real world events and make Little Rascals Faces. Remember all those enquiries we had over here, particularly that phone hacking one which saw all those morally scrofulous people sent down and disgraced despite their connections to Rupert "Doomlord" Murdoch and David "The Ham Botherer" Cameron because The System works? No, neither does Pat Mills, but he remembers all those enquiries we had over here, particularly that phone hacking one which saw all those morally scrofulous people look a bit sheepish and embarrassed for a bit before basically taking up where they left off once everyone's attention wandered back to The f****** Great British Bake-Off ("Terry's sponge fingers tickle everyone's fancy!"). Because: power protects power. Admittedly as messages go it's all a bit rainy-day but Mills & Langley do part the clouds a bit to throw in a robot nurse with steel breasts (because men would, wouldn't they?) and a psychotic robot yelling about "Big Jobs!" Langleys' art might, alas, look like someone forgot to set up the printer properly but the fact ABC WARRIORS still bothers to pretend anyone cares about anything goes a long way towards healing that particular visual wound. Also, "Big Jobs!" will always make me laugh; simple pleasures for simple folk. And I am nothing if not simple. VERY GOOD!
THE ORDER (Burns, Kek-W & De Ville)
Finally, The Order plays to its strengths which, John Burns' lovely art aside, is the odd bloke tracking our dreary heroes. The strip would be a lot better if this guy was the protagonist; he's a bit like the autistic savant type so beloved of current televisual melodramas but less tiresomely winsome. The lesson here is that steam driven motorbikes and people anachronistically babbling in Code are okay, but character wins the day. OKAY!
STRONTIUM DOG (Wagner, Ezquerra & Bowland)
It's easy to take Strontium Dog for granted given the apparent ease with which Ezquerra and Wagner pump it out. But then you see a panel where an alien seagull is snatching some snap from a dude with his face in his knee and the amiable weirdness of what is going on becomes glaringly apparent. I also like the fact that while Johnny is a presented as a Good Guy (which he mostly is) he's also well dodgy and has no qualms taking advantage of the fact that the Galanthans can't understand the concept of deceit. He's not hurting anyone is he? Also, The Brain of Hoomonos looks like the end of term scrapings from the underside of a thousand ten year olds' desks palm-rolled into a ball. Light comedy, endearing characters and nimbly imaginative shenanigans all add up to something that's VERY GOOD!
JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #368 Art by Nick Percival, Paul Grist, Steve Yeowell, Ben Willsher Written by Michael Carroll, Paul Grist, Arthur Wyatt Coloured by Nick Percival, Phil Elliott, Chris Blythe Lettered by Annie Parkhouse, Paul Grist, Ellie De Ville, Simon Bowland Text features by Karl Stock, Matthew Badham Rebellion, £5.80, mothly (2016) All contents © 2016 Rebellion A/S, unless otherwise stated. Demon Nic © 2016 Paul Grist JUDGE DREDD created by Carlos Ezquerra & John Wagner DEMON NIC created by Paul Grist GALEN DEMARCO created by Carlos Ezquerra & John Wagner
JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE began in 1990 and is thus 2000AD's much younger relative. It comes out monthly rather than weekly, and has always seemed a bit extraneous to be honest; an impression not softened by the knowledge that it has often struggled to survive. At one dire point half the comic was taken up by PREACHER reprints, which was okay if you hadn't already read PREACHER (or didn't think PREACHER was an undisciplined mess). In 2016 those mend and make do days are long gone and it's all original strips; well, except for quite a sizeable chunk of text stuff. I didn't read the text stuff because I barely had time to read the comic, but it takes the form of interviews with the artists Mark Sexton and Darren Douglas, and the writer Si Spurrier. Although this is basically cheap content I am tentatively approving of it since I am old school, and I well recall having to actually make the effort to hunt down interviews with comic creators, and also the infrequency of such interviews. So if you have an interest in the work of Sexton (currently drawing Judge Dredd - see above) or Douglas then there you go. Si Spurrier is more about shilling his new series from Image about werewolf lesbian soldiers or something. I'm sure it's fine; he's a decent writer from what I've seen. I do remain confused as to why he's given space in the megazine to basically advertise another company's product, but I'll put that down to the British largesse of generosity (yes that famous largesse of ours) rather than the result of some weird quid pro quo. Mind you, if anyone is after some purely prose werewolf entertainment I'll grant myself this opportunity to shill Toby Barlow's SHARP TEETH (VERY GOOD!) and RED MOON (GOOD!) by Benjamin Percy. Two can play at that game, son.
JUDGE DREDD (Percival, Carroll & Parkhouse)
Aw, nertz. This is just EH! And me and Michael Carroll were doing so well, we were going to meet each other's parents and maybe start looking for a small house together! But he's put the kibosh on all that with this duffer. In this first disappointing instalment of a new Dredd thrill, Judge Dredd and Judge Joyce go to a floating shanty town populated by the crew from Bill Nighy's ship in that movie based on a theme park ride. The thing is though, right, because of science no technology can work in this place, The Gyre. Ah, where to begin. Right, yeah, it's okay making a point of mentioning that Judge Dredd's bionic eyes will still work because they are "shielded" since a) I'm impressed anyone remembers he had his eyes poked out during City of The Damned and b) the guy has to see unless we're in for a kind of ultra-violent fascistic riff on Norman Wisdom. So, ahuh, okay, the tech don't work except for Dredd's eyes (which are "shielded") but how come, how come right, even though their guns don't work, and they knew going in that only Dredd's "shielded" eyes would work, how come they didn't just take some of those projectile weapons humanity has had such a boner for for, ooh, only a few thousand years? How come that? There's no microchips in a Desert Eagle, Judge Dredd! Or a bow and arrow, for that matter. And why, pray tell, isn't Judge Joyce in proper uniform? He's an Irish Judge so he should be in green and white with the Guinness harp on his helmet, and be perpetually concerned that they're all after his luck charms, Bejaysus! (Hey, don't look at me; Garth Ennis' frequently regrettable sense of humour's the culprit there.) Or whatever. But no, he's depicted as just another Judge here, which seems odd. (I suppose he could have got a transfer I forgot about during my 8 years in the wilderness) Mind you Nick Percival's art is also pretty odd from soup to nuts. He's gone for that all painted approach which is usually used by weaker artists to plaster over any artistic deficiencies, a function it never achieved too convincingly. And so it is with Nick Percival. But, I can't fault his colours; everything's got an appropriately fish-gutty look, and it all certainly looks like it would stink like death would be a mercy if you were actually there. But everything under the colours is awkward with stilted poses, and such a lack of flow that the water based scenario just becomes cruelly ironic. Like the host of a shit party Percival saves the worst until last, with a full page splash of something apparently so daunting our Judges can only goggle. Unfortunately the page turn reveals Percival has drawn what appears to be a bunch of empty barges kind of milling about lethargically, which no matter how highly strung you are isn't even interesting, never mind threatening. It's like he forgot to draw something very important (like a horde of angry fish men, or a rain of enraged monkfish; I don't know what he forgot, after all it's pretty hard to guess what someone hasn't drawn). Nothing about this strip is interesting except the fact that Carroll decides to lift the "mind your language" bit from DARK KNIGHT RETURNS, and by interesting I mean baffling. I mean, why? (Because that's what being baffled sounds like.) It's not a homage - Dredd isn't mortally wounded and he isn't chasing his "Joker" through a Tunnel of Love, he's just running after some thug and gets a bit short on wind on board a crappy ship. I don't know why the callback's there really. This first episode is so poorly thought out, slackly paced and badly visualised it's more DARK KNIGHT III: THE MASTER RACE than DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. I'm not a fan is what I'm getting at here. Step it up, guys.
DEMON NIC (Grist & Elliott)
DEMON NIC (someone explain that title to Brian Azzarello, his little face is all creased up!) is a creator owned series by Paul Grist, and this episode is the final episode in the current run. Now, I don't really know how I find myself in the weird position of just chancing upon work by Paul Grist right as it ends because , seriously, I would certainly appreciate it if someone out there could keep me informed of Paul Grist's doings from now on. Clearly, The Internet isn't cutting it. It is forever telling me what people I have no interest in are doing (things I have no interest in reading, weirdly enough). I'm not bothered if he's doing DOCTOR WHO because Doctor Who is, er, well, look, I'm not fussed, okay. I'm allowed to not be bothered about DOCTOR WHO you know! Everything else Paul Grist gets up to? Would you mind awfully letting me know? Thanks, you are a dear. So, yeah, nothing worse than coming in on a series' vinegar stroke but this seems to be a spooky actioner a la Hellboy but considerably more dense, amusing and generally playful in that droll way I like. Oh, and the art is spectacular. Usually I get a bit twitchy when the page is black rather than white (Avatar do that a lot) and I'll be shaking like a shitting dog if the panel borders also go AWOL because you need to be pretty sweet at that whole art deal to be getting away with that. Here Grist just plops his chunkily robust cast onto pure black pages and guides the eye around via the miracle of being very bloody good at what he does. Just brilliant stuff. EXCELLENT!
DEMARCO, P.I. (Yeowell, Carroll & De Ville)
Ah, I'm beginning to see the problem; Michael Carroll is overstretched. Personally I avoid the work of any writer who regularly produces three or more US comics a month. I mean at that frequency we're just talking mental effluvium at best; it's not writing at that point it's just words. Now, I don't think Michael Carroll's at that point yet, but then nor do I wish him to reach that point. This strip centres on Galen DeMarco a character introduced in the main Dredd strip who graduated to her own series. As a character I can't say she she's been terribly consistently written but then again last time I saw her she had a talking ape as a companion. Said ape is notable by his absence so he probably died and we had a sad ape death scene which I missed, which is a shame as I am a sucker for sad ape death scenes. But enough about me! Here DeMarco is helping a bunch of Judges with some weird beast-robot things which might be connected to that TRIFECTA storyline? It's not terribly clear. Anyway something breaks out and the size of the panels taken together with the fact that the best last words two successive Judges can come up with at the point of death is a bare bones "No!" suggest Michael Carroll wasn't going for the Nobel with this one. A harsher judge than I would declare it a bit of a page waster, but then I guess they wouldn't find sufficient pleasure in Steve Yeowell's lanky B&W stylings to raise it to OKAY!
DREDD (Willsher, Wyatt, Blythe & Bowland)
This is a Judge Dredd strip set in the cinematic universe of Judge Dredd. I don't understand why that is because the cinematic universe of Judge Dredd is precisely one movie which wasn't popular enough for a sequel. It was also a normalised version of Judge Dredd. It was okay and all; I enjoyed it. Thankfully it fed that Stallone fiasco into the woodchipper but it didn't dethrone the original strip in my mind. It was a good movie, probably suffered from being released in such close proximity to the (similar but superior) THE RAID but, yeah, I enjoyed it. This strip seemed okay too, like if you wanted to read Judge Dredd but didn't want to actually read proper Judge Dredd because, gee, it's all a bit far-fetched. So in this one all the kit is more functional and the swears are normal and, me, I don't find that as much fun. There's a suspicion in my head that it might be repackaged at some point by IDW as it seems oriented to the American market in terms of pacing and storytelling. OKAY!
WUXTRY! Shrink-wrapped with this issue is a free magazine type Graphic Novel. This time out it's Synnamon: Mecha Rising. I didn't have time to read it but I do remember reading it back in the day, and for a strip about a leather jump suit lady burglar in the future it was OKAY! Undemanding entertainment slickly delivered. I think the important thing here is that you get a free magazine of reprints, and given 2000AD's storied history chances are good that this will pay off more often than not.
DARK HORSE PRESENTS #18 Art by Craig Rousseau, Dennis Calero, Julius Gopez, Carla Speed McNeil, Marc Olivent, David Chelsea, Tim Hamilton Written by Rich Woodall, Dennis Calero, Shawn Aldridge, Carla Speed McNeil, Barbara Randall Kesel, David Chelsea, Paul Levitz Coloured by Lawrence Bassa, Jeremy Colwell, Jenn Manley Lee, David Chelsea Lettered by Rich Woodall, John J. Hill, Carla Speed McNeil, Adam O. Pruett, David Chelsea Spot Illustrations by Geoff Darrow Cover by Craig Rousseau & Lawrence Basso Kyyra: Alien Jungle Girl TM © 2016 Craig Rousseau and Rich Woodall The Suit TM©2016 Dennis Calero Last Act TM © 2016 Shawn Alridge Finder TM © 2016 Lightspeed Press Sundown Crossroads TM© 2016 Barbara Kesel Sandy and Mandy TM © 2016 David Chelsea Brooklyn Blood TM © Paul Levitz and Tim Hamilton Shaolin Cowboy and related characters TM © Geoff Darrow Dark Horse Comics, Inc., $4.99 (2016)
KYRRA: ALIEN JUNGLE GIRL (Rousseau, Woodall & Basso)
This is an absolutely gorgeous strip, done in a robustly fun style saturated in E-number colours, seemingly aimed at Young Adults which repositions Tarzan as a young girl and the setting as an alien planet. I've already read Tarzan and I'm neither Young nor an Adult so it left me pretty cold. The art by Rousseau is thoroughly charming though. It's OKAY! but like a lot of comics today it's pretty thin stuff once past the delightful art. Still, it's nice that there's a strip about a Cave Girl that's not drawn by Frank Cho just so that men can fap over it and show those SJWs what's what. Progress of a sort there. Baby steps, people. Baby steps.
THE SUIT: CONTRACT NEGOTIATION (Calero & Hill)
This is CRAP! This is the second run of this consistently poor series in DHP. I don't know who asked for it back but when I find out they'll get the sharp end of my tongue. Every time this thing appears I just have no idea what I'm looking at on most of its pages, and when I do know what I'm looking at it's some kind of unholy show involving photos of the two old blokes from TRADING PLACES and Don Draper. Not entirely sure if they are making love or fighting or what. Oh wait, there's a 'Nam flashback. Thank Christ for that. C'mon, Was everybody in America over in The 'Nam or what? Did it not get crowded? I'm not saying 'Nam flashbacks are overused but, yes, yes I am saying exactly that. Even my son talks about being in "The Shit" and getting back to "The World" and he's 10 and has never been further than St Ives. And far be it from me to say that Calero is into photo referencing too heavily, but if it was cocaine we'd be calling for an intervention. Oh, mercy, mercy me (the ecology), this is just visual noise; a cacophony of blurry clip art. The passage of every poorly executed page makes Alex Maleev look more and more like Frank Robbins. I don't want to be a big shitter here, but this should never have seen print. I just. I don't. What. It's. No. Just no.
LAST ACT (Gopez, Aldridge & Colwell)
It would be easy to take the Mick out of this overly earnest and somewhat overwrought attempt to graft some meaning onto the superhero trope, but since it was pretty refreshing to find anyone doing anything remotely interesting with the superhero trope I'll let it off with an OKAY! Although it did not escape my irony detectors that this was basically a strip in which a superhero makes a man called John feel better by misrepresenting reality to him. Which is basically my childhood reading habits: redux.
FINDER: CHASE THE LADY (Speed McNeil & Lee)
Carla Speed McNeil is EXCELLENT! Everything Carla Speed McNeil does is EXCELLENT! Her horse radish soup is EXCELLENT! I know because I go through her bins at night, but respectfully and not in a creepy way. And guess what? Her bins are EXCELLENT! The fact that she enjoyed that movie with Keanu Reeves on a bus so much that she legally adopted its title into her name is EXCELLENT! It's possible Carla Speed McNeil has done some things which weren't EXCELLENT! but I'm not privy to them so they don't exist. FINDER is EXCELLENT! Even though in chunks this small and separated by whole months, my aged brain is struggling to stitch them all together into a coherent narrative, I have every faith such a thing will come to pass, and so the very strength of faith I have in Carla Speed McNeil's being EXCELLENT! is EXCELLENT! in and of itself. Even Carla Speed McNeil's colours, a softly vibrant balm for the eyes, are EXCELLENT! And that's from someone so thuggishly impervious to colour he still doesn't understand why Sam Neill is so upset on that bus in IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS. And, no, Sam and Carla Speed are not related because Sam has an extra "l" in his surname, but had they been related I think we can all agree that that would have been EXCELLENT! Anyway, this was OKAY! Just joking, it was EXCELLENT! Oh my, what an EXCELLENT! joke.
SUNDOWN CROSSROADS (Olivent, Kesel & Pruett)
The best thing about this strip is that, well, I don't know about you but sometimes I wake up in the night drenched in sweat worrying about whether we're going to make it, you know, as a species. After reading SUNSET CROSSROADS I'll probably sleep a little easier as it introduces the entirely new thought into the equation that maybe it'd be better for all concerned if we don't. Ugh. This is some heroically twee balderdash right here. I can make up the cover blurbs for the collection of this thing now: "With SUNSET CROSSROADS Barbara Kesel has vajazzled the soul of a generation!" - Kelly Sue DeConnick! "Something about dreams. Something about stories. SUNSET CROSSROADS is something something something." - Neil Gaiman! The strip itself privileges us with a peek into the life of some kind of self-satisfied meringue brain wafting about her apartment, talking smug bunkum via a live podcast to people whose minds can only be little miracles of inanity. Now, my viscerally negative reaction could be due to envy as this conceited poltroon obviously makes a lot of money talking star-spangled claptrap and peddling her tat online since her apartment is bigger than my house. She doesn't leave it either, that apartment; for the duration of the strip we are trapped inside with her and her incessant prattle; it's like some terrible punishment. She only pauses when she spies outside what looks hilariously like Sean Philips on the street below. Sean's minding his own business (probably getting some fresh air to clear his head before returning to the latest listless yet craft-fat script from Ed Brubaker) but our ethereal dream queen drags poor Sean into her nauseatingly precious monologue and he returns the favour by dragging her into her PC. Spooky stuff! I can tell the strip failed because my first thought as she disappeared into her monitor was "good", not "ooh, I wonder what happens next." I can probably live the rest of my life quite contentedly without knowing what happened to that frivolous void of a creature. Ugh. The best thing about the strip is the art, but even then in one panel the self-obsessed buffoon's head is about four sizes too large for the body it bobbles above; which I can only hope is the artist having a cheeky laugh at the expense of the swell headed heroine. Basically, and I'm not sure if I made this clear, I'm probably not the audience for this one as I couldn't give less of a shit about Steve Jobs and Subway makes me angry because if I wanted to make my own ****ing sandwich I'd have made my own ****ing sandwich! Basically, I am a bit of a throwback; you'd have to have your head further up the arse of the 21st Century than I'll ever manage in order to appreciate this. That does, however, mean it is possible someone might not think SUNDOWN CROSSROADS is AWFUL!
SANDY AND MANDY (Chelsea)
If David Chelsea wants to put his elegantly precise Winsor McCay-isms to use in immaculately illustrating a sedately paced cascade of jokes which veer giddily from the hilarious to eye-rolling howlers then who shall say him nay? Not I, sir. Not I. VERY GOOD!
BROOKLYN BLOOD (Hamilton, Levitz & Pruett)
Brawklynn! BRAWK-LYNNN! People are super-proud of living in Brooklyn aren't they? Well, people who live in BREWK-LARYNN! Seem to be. Doesn't Jimmy "Spats" Palmiotti cahm frawm BRAHK-LAHYNNNA? I don't know, but he should. I do know that BROKE-LIE-IN! is supposed to be one of those places that has mystique (not the naked blue lady) but all I can think of is the smell of fried onions, small boys in old men's caps selling papers on street corners and pigeon coops on rooftops. Is that BRAWK-LYNNN!? (I don't care really. I'm just humouring them.) So, yes, BREWK-LYNNE is special, and so are you if you live there, but moving on…a lot of people criticise the American police and, you know, sometimes they have a point but, personally, I think the brunt of the blame should be borne by their Human Resources Department. I realise it's not the sexiest of Police Departments but, still, there's no excuse for such laxity. Who keeps signing off as fit for duty all these blackout drunks, PTSD sufferers, psychics, aliens and blind tap dancers who festoon their fictional ranks? Yes, here we are again in the aisle marked "Damaged White Men With Guns" (next to the corn, above the beets), what's not to love! This is the second (maybe; I don't care enough to look) episode of this exciting new series which is exactly like every other cop series about a traumatised cop, but with "'Nam" scratched out and "Iraqistaniraq" written above it. Despite there having been two murders most of the page time has been spent watching the mentally disordered white guy roll around in the street being distressed by phantom firefights. Which is okay, because murder's pretty shabby but the real crime is how war fucks up white guys. Mind you, I am quite impressed with how clean American streets are; if you roll around in the ones near me you'd end up covered in dog poop and cig butts. Possibly the odd unlucky hedgehog. But then I don't live in BRAWK-LYNNN! This strip is some bizarre stuff; the damaged white guy basically can't walk down the street without hallucinating he's in Call of Duty (but 4Realz!!) and his partner just dusts him off and puts him to bed. Go to sleep, tiny nutcase. The main draw here is the art by Tim Hamilton which has that generosity of ink I like and there's also something fun happening with the colours; they get all luridly rhubarb purple and custardy yellow when there's a catastrophic flashback, but I also like the subtlety in the bed scene where he dials it right back. Maybe this strip is some kind of post-modern piss take of clichéd cop crap and every episode they'll discover a body and the white cop will roll about and his not-white (obviously) partner will be all sensible, and it'll just keep going like that with the bodies turning up in ever more ludicrous places and his mania taking on more and more extreme forms. By episode six they'll be attending a murder in a clown school and he'll be throwing poop at the local Shriners. In reality it's probably just going to be more EH! but in BREWK-LYNN!
What am I giving up for Lent? I don't know but it won't be – COMICS!!!
2000AD, ABC Warriors, Brooklyn Blood, Carlos Ezquerra, Dark Horse Presents, DeMarco, Demon Nic, Dredd, Finder, John K (UK), John Wagner, Judge Dredd Megazine, Kingdom, Kyrra, Last Act, Pat Mills, Paul Grist, Sandy and Mandy, Strontium Dog, Sundown Crossroads, The 2010s, The Order, The Suit
"We're JUDGES – We Can Do Any Damn Thing We WANT." COMICS! Sometimes It's A Clear Cut Case of Rather You Than Me, Dear.
January 29, 2016 / John Kane
I only had time to write about one comic this time. Sorry. But do please feel free to all club together and make me independently wealthy. I'll probably manage, oooh, three comics then. Gee, thanks for thinking about it, anyway. This time I continue to big up The Home Side by looking at the very latest issue of 2000AD. It might only be one comic, but it's a fresh 'un! Hmm, still breathing so it is! JUDGE DREDD by Sexton, Carroll, O'Grady & Parkhouse
Anyway, this. 2000AD Prog 1965 Art by Mark Sexton, Richard Elson, Clint Langley, John Burns, Carlos Ezquerra Written by Michael Carroll, Dan Abnett, Pat Mills, Kek-W, John Wagner Coloured by Len O'Grady Lettered by Annie Parkhouse, Ellie De Ville, Simon Bowland Cover by Cliff Robinson(a) & Dylan Teague(c) JUDGE DREDD created by Carlos Ezquerra & John Wagner KINGDOM created by Richard Elson & Dan Abnett ABC WARRIORS created by Kevin O'Neill, Brendan McCarthy, Mick McMahon & Pat Mills THE ORDER created by John Burns & Kek-W STRONTIUM DOG created by Carlos Ezquerra Rebellion, £2.55, weekly (2016)
You know, it has belatedly occurred to me that I have, characteristically, set off on this whole 2000AD thing more than a little half-cocked. So here are the answers to a few questions I should have probably addressed at the very start of this pointless exercise:
1) It's all a bit creaky isn't it? Why don't they update it? You know, give some characters cancer, or a womb, or both even? Make one into a womb that fires cancers, even? Maybe give them those ridiculous beards Ver Kids are sporting these days? Why? Oh, why? Oh, why, oh why, oh why?
I admit I too was a little surprised and not a little dismayed on my return to the Galaxy's Greatest Comic, after a hiatus of some 8 years, only to find that just one series was unfamiliar to me (THE ORDER). Truth to tell, it did occur to me to start wailing, gnashing my teeth and rending my garments over the lack of original concepts on show. However, I just couldn't be bothered. (I suffer from idleitis, a recognised medical condition named by my Mum.) This, for once, was to my advantage. Because in the meantime it occurred to me that at present Marvel©™®'s biggest selling comics (to Retailers) are based on the popular children's entertainment STAR WARS. Which, despite it currently thrilling the easily thrilled with a fresh instalment in cinemas right now, started off in 1977 as did 2000AD. More than likely 2000AD's inception was hastened, if not occasioned, by the blockbuster success of the popular children's entertainment STAR WARS. Both of them were pretty derivative as well. STAR WARS, the popular children's entertainment, being basically Kurosawa's HIDDEN FORTRESS (1958) with the dogfight from 633 SQUADRON (1964) bolted on the back. But in space! And with some New Age bum chunder about The Force! (Peter Cushing's performance is ****ing immaculate, however.) While 2000AD in its rather more vulgar turn smashed and grabbed with abandon from hither and yon to great success, mainly by adding lashings of violence with a topping of topicality. In 2016 the only Force the popular children's entertainment STAR WARS cares about is that of the market, so while 2000AD might still be trotting out Judge Dredd, ABC Warriors and Strontium Dog it wins, because they are good comics and have progressed within themselves. Basically, until 2000AD gives up the creative ghost completely and just becomes a billion dollar advert for toys and ancillary revenue streams across multiple platforms (UGH!) we'll let it off. As for DC©™®, their biggest sales (to Retailers) are currently based on Batman, who was created in circa 1938, so they can't point any fingers either. Sticking a hipster beard on Shaggy isn't a paradigm shifter, you know, DC©™®. And, yeah, what is it with those beards. The beards on The Kids these days. I mean, seriously, kids. It's like I woke up one day and I was in Philip K Dick's THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE; every third youth looks like a U-Boat commander on shore leave. What's that all about? Sort yourselves out.
Picture thieved from Getty Images ("It's Not an Image, Unless it's a Getty!")
2) John, you complacent oaf, you failed to tell us why it is called 200AD in the Year of Our Lord 2016AD. So do that! NOW!
Okay, sure, it might seem odd that the comic is still called 2000AD since it is now 2016AD; so what was once, in 1977, unthinkably futuristic is now quaintly dated. I can assure you though that as the millennium loomed much discussion was had regarding the comic's name in the letter pages, and several alternatives were indeed considered (2001AD, 2050AD, 3000AD, "Geoffrey", probably even 2525AD (you know, if man is still alive, if woman can survive)) . In the end they stuck with what everyone knew. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it.", we say over here, which is why Britain is a world leader in innovation. Me, I would have gone with 3000AD myself, plenty of future-proofing (ugh!), see, but there you go. No one listens to me. Which is why we don't live in a Socialist Utopia, and 2000AD is still called 2000AD in 2016AD. In their defence part of the fun of watching something like ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK is admittedly that bit where it comes up with "1997 – NOW!" at the beginning. Also, whenever I visit my parents to remind them why they wish they had remained childless, I always pass this hairdressers called HAIR2000. That's 16 years out of date as well, and nevertheless there are still women in there getting their rinses blued. (I have always wanted to ring people up for a night out and say "Let's all meet up at HAIR2000." But I don't have any friends; largely because of jokes like that. And the fact I'm a big prick.) I guess the lesson here is: quality of content trumps a name, or 2000AD is such a strong brand that…ugh, sorry I passed out there. Anyway, amusing as I find HAIR2000, it's not my favourite shop name; I once spotted a dress shop called SOPHIE'S CHOICE. Nice.
3) Is 2000AD really edited by a green alien from Betelgeuse called Tharg The Mighty?
Picture ganked from Down The Tubes
I hope that answers your questions anyway because if it didn't, tough titty.
Meanwhile…back at the comics.
JUDGE DREDD by Sexton, Carroll, O'Grady & Parkhouse
The pace of JUDGE DREDD (Sexton/Carroll/O'Grady/Parkhouse) continues to resemble my feet after I accompanied my son ("Gil") and his Cub pack on a walk around Carsington Reservoir – blistering. Following The Set-Up (Ep. 1) and The Big Fight (Ep. 2) episode 3 of Ghosts is the investigative bit; the procedural part if you will. Because, no, contrary to popular misconception Judge Dredd doesn't typically just ride up and shoot the perp du jour in the face and give with a quip; there's more to it than that (unless it's that regrettably dunderheaded Dredd run where Mark Millar and Grant Morrison were in charge). Here we get the bit where Dredd acts like a **** for the Greater Good. Since the Western mind set seems to currently be a trifle crypto-fascist, I should probably point out that we aren't really supposed to be cheering Dredd on as he psychologically tortures an innocent woman to draw out the wrong 'uns. Sure, it looks like it's worked but at what cost; every action has an equal and opposite reaction, as Ray Palmer reminds us in that Godawful DKIII:TMR comic. And I think that's true morally too. I do. I haven't got any proof mind, but that's rarely prevented anyone from voicing their opinion. Anyway, Nietzsche's just popped in to remind us that "He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself". Thanks, Fred. Nice 'tache! Stay away from piano stools, now! Anyway, in this issue Joe gets a bit scalier and Mark Sexton continues to impress with his balance of detail and clarity; although I think he could make his Dredd a bit more iconic, you know, if I had to whine about something. VERY GOOD!
KINGDOM by Elson, Abnett & De Ville
Now, I'm not saying the events so far in KINGDOM (Elson/Abnett/De Ville) test my patience exactly, but it is a bit like if after The Big Badness your nan wanted a biscuit with her Sour Grass Tea and you went out into The Big Dusty and after a hundred yards came upon a fully operational Fox's biscuit factory. Massively convenient might be the term. Because it turns out that Gene and his pack have found exactly what they need to outrun the swarm and get back to warn the folks at home. Not only that but only Gene can operate it. Yes, I'd say massively convenient might do it. Which is fine because KINGDOM is just breezy action based larks, so it can get away with massively convenient. Not least because Elson's art has a detail and a crispness which is never less than impressive. OKAY!
ABC WARRIORS by Langley, Mills & Parkhouse
In the letters page there's a bit of a kerfuffle over Pat Mills, as no less than two of the three letters therein find exception with the fact that Mills' stories always basically end up being the same, no matter what colourful character fronts them. i.e. an uncouth Rip The System! riff with some clumsy exposition, endearingly silly wordplay and the odd off-colour joke chucked in. As a criticism it's perfectly valid, and I can certainly see their point. However, it misses the larger point that the burden isn't on Pat Mills to change the stories he tells, but for society to sort itself out so that Pat Mills no longer has to tell these stories. Come on, Society, pull your finger out and let's see what Pat Mills has to say when we've all stopped ****ing each other over. Until such time I for one am more than happy for Pat Mills' comics to remain perpetually chanting the lyrics to Soft Cells' Best Way to Kill. Oh yeah, babies of the beard, raise your voices high, "…like a badge on a blazer at school – TEAR IT OFF!! RIP IT UP!! Stick your two fingers up at the world!" If you want comics about ****ing nothing you're spoilt for choice, so in the meantime, personally speaking, I'm perfectly happy for Pat Mills and the Warriors to continue to age disgracefully. This week ABC WARRIORS (Langley/Mills/Parkhouse) continues to explore the (REALLY unlikely) idea that The System might exploit the fear of terrorism in order to pursue its own agenda of repression and profit. (Which is just CRAZY TALK!) As fantastical a notion as that is (I mean, AS IF!) it makes for very good fiction. On art Clint Langley manages to make a bunch of robots and wreckage extraordinarily atmospheric and expressive, despite the fact that that must be very difficult to do. And I greatly enjoyed his off-kilter choice to sparsely spot colour the odd bit here and there with a queasy green and a rosy red. VERY GOOD!
THE ORDER by Burns, Kek-W & De Ville
Although THE ORDER (Burns/Kek-W/De Ville) is set in the 1580s the odd burst of computer speak blaring out of the mystified face of our fiery headed lead ("10 print john rules ok [RETURN] 20 goto 10 [RETURN]", he doesn't say) suggests a futuristic aspect to the strip yet to be clearly revealed. Because I have a mind so finely honed that it would shame a VIC20, I think I have already sussed the twist. The clue is in its dung studded, infrastructure light setting in which squats a scrofulous population of downtrodden paupers, through which privileged fops can cut a swathe, thanks to the heavily armed police acting as their personal militia. Clearly, we are in fact in the future and the year 1580AD is actually 1580 After Dave, because when Tories dream it is this they dream of. And every day that dream comes closer. Or maybe my mind was tip-toeing through its own tulips because the whole thing was a bit generic for me, and the only solid pleasure was seeing what the estimable John Burns did with colour; just a really arresting series of loose washes which sometimes don't even stay within the lines, and are often quite minimal in their range of shade within a single panel. Yet, always, always he takes pains to mark out the protagonist's barnet with a blob of red. John Burns is great. Burns, baby, Burns! OKAY!
STRONTIUM DOG by Ezquerra, Wagner & Bowland
Okay, I was initially underwhelmed by the ease with which Johnny Alpha and his mutant chums pulled off their heist in STRONTIUM DOG (Ezquerra/Wagner/Bowland). But on reflection since it did depend on the ability to stretch one's arm like reed Richards' can only dream it was probably a lot more difficult than it looked. Plus, this is the lulling section of every heist movie. The bit where things get a bit tense but the objective is achieved. PHEW! we all exclaim in relief as Danny Ocean hides inside the guard's anus with the crown jewels, and is walked safely out of the building to a sloppy but enriching exit. Things start getting interesting after this bit, where in all likelihood we'll get the Strontium Dog equivalent of Andy Garcia jumping out of the guard's sock and threatening to flush the loo unless the newly excreted Danny Ocean gives him his career back. Or something. I forget; OCEAN'S ELEVEN was okay but I prefer that 2001 David Mamet heist movie. The one with Gene Hackman, Delroy Lindo and Danny DeVito doing a heist. It's a good heist movie. I wish I could remember what it was called, that heist movie. Anyway, STRONTIUM DOG this week is all smooth reading from both script and art, as the old pros Wagner & Ezquerra go back for one more job. Most likely though all the goodwill I felt was down to Kid Knee reappearing, and his being just as endearingly fractious as ever. GOOD!
NEXT TIME: I'll hopefully look at more than one comic because that'll mean I can use the plural which is – COMICS!!!
January 29, 2016 / John Kane/ 3 Comments
2000AD, ABC Warriors, Carlos Ezquerra, Clint Langley, Dan Abnett, John Burns, John K (UK), John Wagner, Judge Dredd, Kek-W, Kingdom, Mark Sexton, Michael Carroll, Pat Mills, Rebellion, Richard Elson, Strontium Dog, The 2010s, The Order
"Like Turds in Rain..." COMICS! Sometimes I Act My Shoe-Size Not My Age.
Abhay's below this, so don't dilly dally, and certainly don't shilly shally, go there! Do it NOW! Me, I'm still trying to get regular, so here's another go at that. There's a lot of toilet humour in this one. It's the only industry we have left. DKIII by Risso, Azzarello, Mulvihill & Robins
Anyway, this... SIR: The critics? No, I have nothing but compassion for them. How can I hate the crippled, the mentally deficient, and the dead? The Dresser by Ronald Harwood
2000AD Prog 1964 Art by Mark Sexton, Richard Elson, John Burns, Clint Langley, Carlos Ezquerra Written by Michael Carroll, Dan Abnett, Kek-W, Pat Mills, John Wagner Colours by Len O'Grady,the artists Lettered by Annie Parkhouse, Ellie De Ville, Simon Bowland JUDGE DREDD created by Carlos Ezquerra & John Wagner KINGDOM created by Richard Elson & Dan Abnett THE ORDER created by John Burns & Kek-W ABC WARRIORS created by Kevin O'Neill, Brendan McCarthy, Mick Mcmahon & Pat Mills STRONTIUM DOG created by Carlos Ezquerra & John Wagner Rebellion, £2.55 weekly (2016)
Borag Thungg! Another week, another issue of the Galaxy's Greatest Comic! This week in Judge Dredd (Sexton/Carroll/O'Grady/Parkhouse) the decision is taken to devote the bulk of the seven page installment to a quite bloody and brutal action sequence which leaves Dredd on the edge of death. Also, some plot developments. It's a salutary reminder that when a Judge goes wrong that's way more dangerous than just your average perp. As seven pages go it's lean, mean, gory and crunchily executed stuff. Two parts in and "Ghosts" is shaping up VERY GOOD!
DREDD by Sexton, Carroll, O'Grady & Parkhouse
KINGDOM (Elson/Abnett/DeVille) takes time out from hurtling about hither and yon for a quick plot stop. Some fruity swears and mysterious discoveries later the strip is tanked back up with motivation enough to hurtle off, in the final panel of the fifth page, into what promises to be a more typically action orientated episode. Elson art possesses a crisp precision and Abnett's script remains fundamentally derivative but still just original enough to provide undemanding fun. OKAY!
KINGDOM by Elson, Abnett & DeVille
Alas, the major question raised by THE ORDER (Burns/Kek-W/DeVille) so far is what exactly was achieved by the steampunk motorbike that could not have been achieved by a horse. So, obviously this one's not exactly pulling me in. It's not terrible though. And that's despite groan inducing clichés such as the masked rescuer being revealed to be a stunningly beautiful lady (and unless Boots The Chemist was operating in 1560 then her make up skills are a tad anachronistic). As if in balance there's a nifty bit of dialogue on the fifth and final page (the "...empircal evidence.." bit). That alone is enough to leave me optimistic that the ideas underpinning the series will eventually be revealed to have been worth the more predictable stretches. OKAY!
Last week, while struggling to make sense in a short space of time, I , somewhat tenuously I thought, mentioned Blade Runner in connection with the mek-nificent ones. This week Serendipity, obviously in a playful mood, shocks my socks of by having Pat Mills rejig the Roy Batty death speech everyone loves from that selfsame movie, but puts it in the foul mouth of an ailing Ro-Jaws and, thus, appropriately enough, fixes up the references within it to those of a somewhat more scatological stripe. Reader, I larfed. One of the many things I respond to in Pat Mills' writing is his unselfconscious embrace of puerility. It's particularly prevalent in ABC Warriors and is always welcome. In a strip where the authorities (who have been searching for Hammerstein) have just cottoned on to the fact that that robot that looks just like Hammerstein but with a different head is in fact Hammerstein but with a different head, having a giant robot referencing David Lynch films and also yelling about "Big Jobs!" is probably more of a help than a hindrance. (Note for Children of The Now: "Big jobs" was used to refer to babies going "Number Two" back in the day, back in the UK.) Clint Langley's art looks like it's all taking place inside an active bowel and so is perfectly appropriate. VERY GOOD!
You know the bit in every heist movie where the heist gets underway and it's a matter of watching the protagonists evade detection before things go wrong? This week's STRONTIUM DOG (Ezquerra/Wagner/Bowland) is that bit of the heist movie. The fun here is that instead of using specialist equipment provided by a character actor in a minor but showy role, they use their mutant abilities (stretchy arms, super strong fingers, x-ray vision, a Keegan perm, a bumpy heid, etc) and there is still time for a good joke about where one would hide the scared brain of a bizarre cult's founder. Ezquerra's art remains so flawlessy devoted to storytelling it never even hints at the effort and experience underpinning every panel. VERY GOOD!
DKIII THE MASTER RACE BOOK TWO Based on THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS by Frank Miller, Lynn Varley & Klaus Janson (although once again DC only identify Frank Miller as the author. Tsk. Tsk.) Art by Andy Kubert, Klaus Janson, Eduardo Risso Story by Frank Miller & Brian Azzarello Lettered by Clem Robins Colours by Brad Anderson, Trish Mulvihill Cover by Andy Kubert & Brad Anderson Variant Covers by Frank Miller & Alex Sinclair, Klaus Janson & Brad Anderson, Jim Lee, Scott Williams & Alex Sinclair, Cliff Chiang, Eduardo Risso & Trish Mulvihill Retailer variant cover by Sean Gordon Murphy & Matt Hollingsworth, Greg Capullo & FCO Plascenia Convention Variant Cover by Jill Thompson DC Comics, $5.99 Standard/$12.99 Deluxe (2016) Batman cteated by Bill Finger & Bob Kane
If nothing else this series has proved to be a thought provoking one. The thought it has provoked in my tiny mind is exactly how bad does the writing in a comic have to get before everyone stops just waving it through? Because the writing in this comic is astoundingly poor. I've not read any other reviews because I don't accidentally want to steal anyone else's thoughts, but unless those reviews point out first and foremost how utterly craptabulous the writing is I'd hesitate to trust anything they have to say. Because, ugh. I mean, ew. Someone wrote this with a big brown crayon, allright. It's no wonder they're so keen to drag Frank Miller's name into it. It's basically the same as blaming the old dog in the corner when you fart in company. "Man, this comic is carved out of stupid!","Dang, must be Frank Miller's fault!"Classy behaviour, guys. You know (of course you don't, what a stupid way to start a sentence) I was in the cinema recently, and during the performance someone broke wind next to me. Now let me tell you that was one blue ribbon winner of a fart and no mistake. It was like someone had just put a Sunday dinner under my nose. You ever smell a fart that smelt like you could chew it? This was that fart. It was a heroic achievement, to which I doff my cap; respect is due to someone who can create something like that. However, before we get carried away let's remember it was still just a fart. DKIII:TMR is the comic book equivalent of that fart. It's stink is mighty. Impressively so. But it's still just a big stink.
DKIII by Kubert, Janson, Azzarello, Anderson & Robins
Oh, that's a bit much, John! Really? Have you read this? Tell me, what is not cretinous about Batman's plan to make the world think he is dead? Let me just recap it for you: After an absence of three years during which the world has probably started to stop thinking about him, Batman rides his Bat-cycle into the middle of Gotham. He then proceeds to engage in a pitched battle with the Gotham PD. At some point the media notice and Batman's return is plastered across every TV screen in the world. Batman suddenly has an asthma attack and collapses. At this point it is revealed that Batman is in fact a young girl dressed as Batman, and she collapsed due to grief and exhaustion rather than a respiratory condition marked by attacks of spasm in the bronchi of the lungs. She is taken into custody and says nothing for twenty seven days, in which time the media speculate about Batman's whereabouts to its heart's content. On the twenty seventh day the girl tells a thoroughly unconvincing story about how Batman died (in bed; maudlin, bed-bound and old). Usually the police would require a body, they are funny like that. But they just take this girl's word, as you would. With Batman now ineradicably on everyone's mind it's a masterstroke of idiocy to have the young girl sprung by the sudden appearance of a massive Bat-Tank, which trashes the part of the GPD which isn't already in traction before disappearing in a thoroughly ill-defined way. Obviously, having now convinced the world of his death Batman is now free to act. Given his fantastic plan to make the world forget him, his first act will probably be to soil himself and dance the Macarena. Christ. Batman the tactical genius there.
That ridiculous horseshit takes up most of the first and second issues but there's still room in this one for Ray Palmer to say something science-y (but not too demandingly science-y) and act like a Batman level moron. Because at no point - AT NO POINT - does it occur to Ray Palmer that introducing to the planet Earth a city full of people who can fly, fire fire out of their eyes and probably fart mustard gas to boot, might be less than stellar thinking. Jean left you because you were an idiot, Ray. There might be pages of this comic which don't insult the reader's intelligence but I couldn't recall any. What about the art? People don't talk about the art! Why should I say anything about the art when the writing is this bad. The writing here is ruinously bad. But okay, Kubert as ever manages that trick of being both fussy and lazy, while in the mini-comic Eduardo Risso's deep contrast talents are wasted on something so superfluous it's barely there. But really, what matters the art when a character describes herself as Batman's "prick"? "I was his PRICK.", she says. Nice dire-logue, Brian Azzarello! "I was his PRICK.", she says. She says was an old man's prick. What does that even mean, Brian Azzarello? That she got him up at odd times during the night for a piss? Boom, and indeed, BOOM!
DKIII by Risso, Azzarello, Mulvihill & Robins
See, the real problem is that this utter drivel is soaking up attention better used on other comics. There are too many comics today, and the good ones risk getting lost in the crush. Instead of writing about Brian Azzarello and Andy Kubert's futile attempt to polish the stale turds of greater talents I should have been writing about, say, MONSTRESS, STRAY BULLETS, ISLAND, EGOs, RAGNAROK and SPONGEBOB COMICS. All of which are probably struggling to survive while this bloated, brainless and thoroughly unnecessary thing flails about attracting everyone's attention. I mean, I don't need to write about this comic do I? Everyone else will already have alerted you to how fundamentally poor it is. (Won't they?) Look, my complaint isn't even that DKIII:TMR isn't a Frank Miller comic; it's that DKIII:TMR is CRAP!
NEXT TIME: On September 28th 2015 at 10:44 am "Peter" asked if I would be looking at the US attempts to "do" Judge Dredd. In 2016, he will have his answer! (SPOILER: It's "yes" and it's next up, thanks to my library.) I may be tardy but I will eventually get around to your - COMICS!!!
2000AD, ABC Warriors, Andy Kubert, Brian Azzarello, Carlos Ezquerra, Clint Langley, Dan Abnett, DC Comics, DKIII The Master Race, Eduardo Risso, Frank Miller, John Burns, John K (UK), John Wagner, Judge Dredd, Kek-W, Kingdom, Klaus Janson, Mark Sexton, Michael Carroll, Pat Mills, Rebellion, Richard Elson, Strontium Dog, The 2010s, The Order
"I've Had Mair Exciting Enemas." COMICS! Sometimes It's The Comics of Tomorrow – TODAY!
Hey, I finally realised after eight years of looking at Brian (The Guv'nor) Hibbs' Shipping Lists that due to a temporal anomaly which baffles the greatest scientific minds of our times, I am able to tell the The Americas about certain comics well in advance of when they are able to read them! Or it might be because they are British comics and it takes a bit of time for them to get distributed. That's a bit mundane though isn't it? Temporal anomaly it is! So, below the line I give you The Future - NOW! JUDGE DREDD by Marshall, Carroll, Caldwell & Parkhouse
Anyway, this... For those joining us late:
2000AD is a UK anthology comic published weekly which contains usually 5 strips, each of which is given between 5 and 7 pages to strut its sci-fi themed stuff. When 2000AD (or "Tooth" as no one calls it) was first published in 1977 (Year of The Jubilee, Year of Elvis' Death, Year Zero for Punk: quite the year) this sci-fi aspect was its basic remit, but as the years have passed it has cheerfully incorporated any and all genres. Mostly though it's okay to refer to it as a weekly sci-fi anthology comic published in the UK. I was there in 1977 when it launched but I stopped reading it about 8 years ago.
Now, this wasn't because it was rubbish (I'd have stopped in the '90s if that was a problem) but because I and mine moved across the UK. Due to the speed this had to occur it was reminiscent of a movie where an ailing plane has to gain altitude to clear a mountain range and everyone throws everything out including the seats. That is to say, I had to let a large portion of my comic collection go to charity. Don't..I'll be okay...in a ...minute. Sniff! Since this included my entire run of 2000AD it seemed a good place to stop.
But then I was in the newsagent the other week and I thought why am I in the newsagent I should be in work o God have I been drinking again, no, I thought, hey it's a New Year and I can start it off by telling all those funny foreign folk about a British institution. Fair warning though, I have missed nearly a decade of issues so I might be bit rusty. Still, God loves a trier (and the odd burnt sheep) so, hey ho, let's go!
2000AD Progs #1962 & #1963 Art by Paul Marshall, Mark Sexton, Richard Elson, Clint Langley, John Burns and Carlos Ezquerra Written by Michael Carroll, Dan Abnett, Pat Mills, Kek-W and John Wagner Coloured by Gary Caldwell, Len O'Grady or the artists. Lettered by Annie Parkhouse, Ellie DeVille and Simon Bowland Rebellion, £2.25 each, every Wednesday, (2016)
JUDGE DREDD # 1962 - Street Cred Art by Paul Marshall Script by Michael Carroll Colours by Gary Caldwell Letters by Annie Parkhouse #1963 – Ghosts: 1 Art by Mark Sexton Script by Michael Carroll Colours by Len O'Grady Letters by Annie Parkhouse Judge Dredd created by John Wagner & Carlos Ezquerra
JUDGE DREDD by Sexton, Carroll, O'Grady & Parkhouse
Judge Dredd remains The Daddy of the comic, I see. The Dan Dare to 2000Ad's Eagle if you will. I was slightly discombobulated by the name Michael Carroll as I have never heard of him. Yet here he is helming the flagship character. Every now and again whoever owns 2000AD realises John Wagner is in fact just mortal and won't be around forever, so they try and groom (not in that sense) a replacement. Dredd's a tough gig and even big names can fail; those of us who suffered through it still bear the mental scars of Grant Morrison and Mark Millar's petulant turd of a run. Anyway, it looks like yer man Carroll's up for anointment this time round so let's see how that goes.
First up, he's got a done-in-one called Street Cred in which a man walks into a bar and tells everyone he's shot Judge Dredd. I'm sure I've read this same story somewhere else, about another hard-ass character who provokes fear in his enemies. Batman or Jericho, whatever. It doesn't matter as there are after all only seven stories, as anyone who has read a Book on Writing by someone no one has ever heard of can tell you. (These being: a man buys a motorbike and has to sell it because he's too old for all that leather and looks a fool, a woman buys Orla Kiely wallpaper and her child spoils it with crayons, Batman kills the Joker, a small animal finds shelter in the snow, a ultra capable female assassin is sad inside because ladies have feelings, and a man walks into a bar and tells the clientele he has shot their hated enemy.) What matters is how well Carroll tells it and he tells it well. Short and to the point, with even a touch of that distinctive dated Dredd punnery ("Roseanne's Bar" indeed.). Next up Carroll goes a bit more long-play with Ghosts which in six pages contains characterisation, pathos and action while also managing to lay out the long term plot with an efficiency that never once sacrifices atmosphere. I was impressed. In both cases Carroll is aided by artists who are talented enough to combine clarity with a distinctive style, with Marshall edging towards the Gibbons end of the spectrum and Sexton clearly dipping a toe into the pool of Darrow. VERY GOOD!
KINGDOM Beast of Eden: Two, & Three Art by Richard Elson Script by Dan Abnett Letters by Ellie De Ville
Kingdom created by Dan Abnett & Richard Elson
KINGDOM had been around a while when I threw in the towel, but the fact is I can barely remember anything about it. I'm having trouble remembering the two parts I just read, so it's consistent if nothing else. Back in the day 2000AD used to, uh, appropriate freely from the pop culture of the time and KINGDOM continues that grand tradition by being, seemingly, Mad Max versus the aliens from Starship Troopers. What helps it stand out is the fact that the characters are all humanoid dogs who communicate using a gruffly truncated vernacular. It's very much an action strip and it does that well enough. Elson gets some energy into all the jalopy jolting, and the scale of the swarm doesn't defeat his gifts. It's not bad, just a little slight as action strips are wont to be. And for something that rips off Mad Max there's nothing as memorable as "Why, he's just a raggedy man!", and if you're entering the Thunderdome with Mad Max you need to be able to supercede the memory of Tina Turner dressed in ring pulls and cake tins. At the very least. But, in its favour at no point is the strip quite so bland and forgettable as Tom Hardy. He likes dogs though, that Tom Hardy, maybe he'd like KINGDOM more than me. OKAY!
A.B.C. WARRIORS Return To Ro-Busters Parts Two & Three Art by Clint Langley Script by Pat Mills Letters by Annie Parkhouse ABC Warriors created by Pat Mills, Kevin O'Neill, Brendan McCarthy & Mick McMahon
In Ridley Scott's beautiful mess Blade Runner it was posited that eventually robots would become more "human than human". This led to spiritually troubled creatures with severe issues with their creator. Pat Mills eschews this comforting high mindedness and gives us a more realistic version of "more human than human" i.e. just as dumb, evil, weak, credulous, gifted and unexpectedly magnificent as we are. But able to eat sewage or have a big hammer for a hand. Ro-Busters are a robot rescue squad. That's it. Magnificently simple premise, and one which was elevated primarily by the pungent characterisation of the droids. Ultimately though Ro-Jaws and Hammerstein were the linchpins of the series, with Ro-Jaws being a waist-high chippy oik and Hammerstein his long suffering clenched sphincter good-soldier type pal. (Oh, Ro-Jaws and Hammerstein. You got that, right? Eat Pat Mills' dust, Brian Azzarello.) ABC WARRIORS and RO-BUSTERS remain essentially the same as they ever were because Pat Mills remains essentially the same as he ever was. Herein is the usual ebullient mooning in the face of authority, the effervescently stolid exposition, the giggling wordplay, the blunt appropriation of current affairs and the ever present, ever hopeful, entreaty for the reader to "Begin Thinking. Stop Believing." And Clint Langley? He honourably upholds the fine tradition of artists who have been called upon to depict the mechanised milieu of ABC WARRIORS in a suitably shabby and rust scored style. ABC WARRIORS same as it ever was, so ABC WARRIORS is VERY GOOD!
THE ORDER In The Court of The Wyrmqueen Parts Two and Three Art by John Burns Script by Kek-W Letters by Ellie De Ville The Order created by Kek-W & John Burns
Going back to knicking from Pop culture we have The Order which reads like it was written by someone whose son plays a lot of Assassin's Creed. The unconvincingly monikered Kek-W gets points for period expletives ("swiving"; always a good one) and his romp pumps merrily along in fine fashion with the gross period detail contrasting nicely with the (purposefully) anachronistic slips. Unfortunately at the sight of a steam punk motorbike my eyes rolled so hard they rattled, so I might not be the audience for this one. Still, I'll keep reading it because the magnificent John Burns is on art duties. Burns is a genius level talent of the Old School, whose flowing linework is abetted by his painterly use of colour. Throughout this strip the main character's hair is depicted as a red blob; a move elegant in its simplicity, as it pinpoints him visually no matter how deep the murk he inhabits. A lot of the strip has a distinctly cloacal hue so old red top sticks out is what I'm saying. GOOD!
STRONTIUM DOG Repo Men Parts Two and Three Art by Carlos Ezquerra Script by John Wagner Letters by Simon Bowland Strontium Dog created by John Wagner & Carlos Ezquerra
STRONTIUM DOG is the last survivor of 2000AD's short lived companion STARLORD. Second only to Dredd in popularity it's Johnny Alpha who sees us out. Alpha died but came back. I can't recall the details but Garth Ennis/Alan Grant killed him off and John Wagner brought him back. Because everyone missed him, so why not. That's popular. Currently Johnny and his mutated muchachos are engaged in an ambitious, and somewhat convoluted, heist involving a race of beings who have become machines while inner ructions threaten to tear his gang apart. The fun of Strontium Dog is in the characters and their interaction within Wagner's lighthearted but still menacing universe. These days I see Wagner drops in exposition in a form reminiscent of the Hitchiker's Guide, but the affable action still unfolds with all the genially satisfying skill of a Dick Clement and Ian LaFrenais sitcom. But, you know, in space. And one guy's head is in his knee. Whether Wagner is Clement or LaFrenais then that makes Ezquerra the other one, because Johnny Alpha wouldn't be the same without Carlos Ezquerra's lumpy magic. VERY GOOD!
A couple of comics that are well worth reading then. Not a bad way to start off 2016. Because after all 2016 (like every year) is the year of – COMICS!!!
2000AD, Carlos Ezquerra, Clint Langley, Dan Abnett, John Burns, John K (UK), John Wagner, Judge Dredd, Kek-W, Kingdom, Mark Sexton, Michael Carroll, Pat Mills, Paul Marshall, Rebellion, Richard Elson, Ro-Busters, Strontium Dog, The 2010s, The Order
"Justice Has A Price. The Price Is Freedom." COMICS! Sometimes I Hesitate To Correct An Officer Of The Law But I Think You'll Find That In This Case The Price is £9.99 Fortnightly. OW!
October 17, 2015 / John Kane
Borag Thungg, Earthlets! Clearly I have nothing useful to do with my time because I have bodged up a master list of the JUDGE DREDD MEGA COLLECTION. As each volume is released I will update the list and the accompanying image gallery. Should I "review" a volume I will link to that volume in the list. So, interested in the JUDGE DREDD MEGA COLLECTION as "reviewed" by yours truly, then this is the list for that. Pretty clear stuff. No questions? Anyone? Good. If anyone wants me to look at a particular volume, just drop me a comment. The volumes aren't released in order so it's not like I have a sensible plan of attack. If anyone wants me to stick them where the sun don't shine I suggest you keep that sentiment to yourself, cheers. Right, that laundry won't wash itself. Pip! Pip!
JUDGE DREDD by Mick McMahon & Pat Mills
Anyway, this... JUDGE DREDD THE MEGA COLLECTION Published by Hatchette/Rebellion UK, 2014 onwards.
Judge Dredd Created by Carlos Ezquerra, John Wagner & Pat Mills
01 – JUDGE DREDD: AMERICA Cover by Colin MacNeil
02 – JUDGE DREDD: DEMOCRACY NOW Cover by John Higgins
03 – JUDGE DREDD: TOTAL WAR Cover by Simon Coleby
04 - JUDGE DREDD: THE DEAD MAN Cover by John Ridgway
05 - JUDGE DREDD: NECROPOLIS Cover by Carlos Ezquerra
06 - JUDGE DREDD: JUDGE DEATH LIVES Cover By Brian Bolland 07 - JUDGE DREDD: YOUNG DEATH Cover by Frazer Irving
08 – JUDGE ANDERSON: THE POSSESSED Cover by Brett Ewins
09 - JUDGE ANDERSON: ENGRAM Cover by David Roach
10 – JUDGE ANDERSON: SHAMBALLA Cover by Arthur Ranson
11 - JUDGE ANDERSON: CHILDHOOD'S END Cover by Kev Walker
12 - JUDGE ANDERSON: HALF-LIFE Cover by Arthur Ranson
14 – DEVLIN WAUGH: SWIMMING IN BLOOD Cover by Cliff Robinson
15 - DEVLIN WAUGH: CHASING HEROD Cover by Colin Wilson
16 - DEVLIN WAUGH: FETISH Cover by Cliff Robinson 17 -
19 - LOW LIFE:PARANOIA Cover by Henry Flint
20 - LOW LIFE: HOSTILE TAKEOVER Cover by D'Israeli
21 - THE SIMPING DETECTIVE Cover by Cliff Robinson
23 - JUDGE DREDD: BANZAI BATALLION Cover by Jock
24 - JUDGE DREDD: MECHANISMO Cover by Colin MacNeil
25 - JUDGE DREDD: MANDROID Cover by Kev Walker
28 - JUDGE DREDD: THE LIFE AND CRIMES OF P. J. MAYBE Cover by Cliff Robinson
30 - TARGET: JUDGE DREDD Cover by Jim Baikie
31 – JUDGE DREDD: OZ Cover by Steve Dillon
32 – JUDGE DREDD: THE CURSED EARTH Cover by Mick McMahon
33 - JUDGE DREDD: THE DAY THE LAW DIED Cover by Mick McMahon
36 – JUDGE DREDD: THE APOCALYPSE WAR Cover by Carlos Ezquerra
37 - JUDGE DREDD: JUDGEMENT DAY Cover by Carlos Ezquerra
38 - JUDGE DREDD: INFERNO Cover by Carlos Ezquerra
39 - JUDGE DREDD: WILDERLANDS Cover by Trevor Hairsine
40 - JUDGE DREDD: THE PIT Cover by Cliff Robinson
42 – JUDGE DREDD: DOOMSDAY FOR DREDD Cover by Dylan Teague
43 - JUDGE DREDD: DOOMSDAY FOR MEGA-CITY ONE Cover by Colin Wilson
45 - JUDGE DREDD: ORIGINS Cover by Brian Bolland
47 - JUDGE DREDD: TOUR OF DUTY: BACKLASH Cover by Carlos Ezquerra
49 - JUDGE DREDD: DAY OF CHAOS: THE FOURTH FACTION Cover by Henry Flint
50 – JUDGE DREDD: DAY OF CHAOS: ENDGAME Cover by Henry Flint
51 - TRIFECTA Cover by Carl Critchlow
52 - 53 - 54 -
55 – JUDGE DREDD: THE HEAVY MOB Cover by Dylan Teague
56 -JUDGE DREDD: BEYOND MEGA-CITY ONE Cover by Brendan McCarthy
57 - CALHAB JUSTICE Cover by John Ridgway
60 – HONDO-CITY JUSTICE Cover by Cliff Robinson
61 - SHIMURA Cover by Colin MacNeil 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - CURSED EARTH KOBURN
68 - CURSED EARTH CARNAGE Cover by Anthony Williams
72 - JUDGE DREDD: THE ART OF TAXIDERMY Cover by Steve Dillon
73 - JUDGE DREDD: HEAVY METAL DREDD Cover by John Hicklenton
75 – JUDGE DREDD: ALIEN NATIONS Cover by Cliff Robinson
76 - JUDGE DREDD: KLEGG HAI Cover by Chris Weston
77 - JUDGE DREDD: HORROR STORIES Cover by Brett Ewins
79 - JUDGE DREDD: INTO THE UNDERCITY Cover by Tiernen Trevallion
80 - JUDGE DREDD: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON Cover by Brian Bolland
Judge Dredd! He is the – COMICS!!!
October 17, 2015 / John Kane/ 8 Comments
2000AD, Alan Grant, Arthur Ranson, Brett Ewins, Brian Bolland, Carl Critchlow, Carlos Ezquerra, Cliff Robinson, Colin MacNeil, Colin Wilson, Dylan Teague, Gordon Rennie, Hatchette, Henry Flint, John K (UK), John Ridgway, John Wagner, Judge Dredd, Judge Dredd The Mega Collection, Kev Walker, Mick McMahon, Mike McMahon, Pat Mills, Rebellion, Robbie Morrison, Ron Smith, Si Spurrier, Simon Coleby, Steve Dillon, The 1970s, The 1980s, The 1990s, The 2000s, The 2010s
"Run Scared And You End Up Running From Yourself." COMICS! Sometimes A Sunday Morning Is The Last Thing You'd Think To Compare Him to!
Carlos Ezquerra. Alan Hebden. Major Eazy. Major Eazy by Carlos Ezquerra
Anyway, this… MAJOR EAZY: HEART OF IRON Art by Carlos Ezquerra Written by Alan Hebden Major Eazy created by Carlos Ezquerra & Alan Hebden Titan, 128 pages, B&W, £14.99 (2012)
This is a collection of comic strips from Battle Picture Weekly featuring the fondly recalled (by me and probably many other emotionally stunted middle-aged men) fictional character Major Eazy. The strips within detail his adventures in North Africa during the very real 2nd World War. Launched in 1976 Major Eazy, the creation of Alan Hebden & Carlos Ezquerra, quickly became a popular strip in an already popular comic. It featured a character who was visually James Coburn in Cross of Iron from the neck up and behaviourally beholden to Clint Eastwood's character in Sergio Leone's Man With No Name oaters. Eazy was a maverick (hence his suicidally inappropriate headgear and his Bentley) whose apparent lackadaisical style belied his killing efficiency. As a foil for expressions of awe at his antics Eazy was provided with Sergeant Daly; clearly, and amusingly, modelled on the 1970s sit-com mainstay Arthur Mullard. Since starting to sully this site I have thought about British comics harder and longer than ever before, and I am coming to the conclusion that Carlos Ezquerra, a Spaniard no less, was the single most important artist in 1970s British comics. He isn't important because of Major Eazy, but Major Eazy is a part of that importance. Ezquerra's fast and nasty style was a perfect fit with the fast and nasty Brit comics of the 1970s and he was in the best of all of them (Action, Battle, 2000AD) and, ultimately, he co-created the most enduring strip of all of them (Judge Dredd). And because the Comics crowd is now so huge so many get lost in the crush no one will be a rush to pin any Comics medals on Alan Hebden, his work here is certainly sturdy enough to remain entertaining decades later. No mean feat, that.
Major Eazy by Carlos Ezquerra & Alan Hebden
It's mostly Hebden's show as, despite his undoubted genius, Ezquerra's visuals aren't able to carry this book unaided due to, entirely reasonable given the material's age, I guess, deficiencies in reproduction. While the book does present the strips at the right size (i.e. magazine size), unfortunately it necessarily reprints them at a remove of some decades. And, much like the UK public transport infrastructure since the 1970s, there's been some degeneration. The worst affected are the once-colour pages which are now mushy looking and blurred, but even the regular originally B&W pages vary in quality. Some pages display Ezquerra's evolving method of contrast (panels which almost glare via delicate hatching then hemmed in by grubbily dense panels) to fine effect, while other pages present an exciting challenge to the reader's perceptual abilities. It's a mixed bag with the earlier pages faring worst, the majority of it reads just fine. But if you are used to the almost hallucinatory precision of modern comics reproduction this might not be the book for you.
But then these were comics intended for the moment, not comics intended for the ages; it's testament to the strength of Hebden's writing that these strips still entertain despite the frequently difficult to decipher visuals. These were also comics aimed straight at the brains of children and it's totally to Hebden's credit again that he not only introduces adult themes but that he handles them so nimbly. Kids' comics they may well be, but they don't shy too far away from war's inhumanity. This is a children's comic where the light and larky Kelly's Heroes vibe (Eazy happily plays cards with the Germans between bombardments – until they cheat!) is regularly pierced by dark moments that flirt strongly with honest depictions of the depths war contains - a priest previously seen rescuing smiling children is found strung up from a tree, British troops are mistakenly shot down by an American plane, Eazy shoots a young woman in the back, a steam scalded German is allowed to suicide under Eazy's eye, wounded troops die due to black market profiteering of essential medical supplies, and on, and on, and more besides.
Hebden doesn't get away with everything though and there's some fun to be had spotting the occasional comical editorial intervention. In the friendly fire episode the yank flier is clearly machine gunned to death by Eazy, yet the next panel finds Sgt Daly pointing with a hastily drawn arm to a yet more hastily drawn figure parachuting to safety in the distance. And then you get a story so harsh it's staggering that editorial waved it past. There's one particular cavalcade of chuckles featuring a Polish officer who, unhinged by the treatment of himself and his country at the hands of the German Army, embarks on a series of retaliatory atrocities. In one unpleasantly memorable scene Eazy surprises him in a barn going at a trussed up German with a straight razor and shortly thereafter everything ends admirably badly for everyone. Sure, these strips may be a bit rickety but there's still power in their pages. And that power is all the more impressive for the brevity of each episode (3-pagers, done in ones; mostly). Intermittent visual shortcomings aside I enjoyed revisiting these strips; they are a lot darker and harder than I thought they were. (That probably goes for the 1970s too.) GOOD!
Of course the real horror is that during wartime they ration paper and that means no - COMICS!!!
Alan Hebden, Battle Picture Weekly, Carlos Ezquerra, John K (UK), Major Eazy, The 1970s, Titan
"At Least A Soldier's Enemies Are FLESH & BLOOD!"COMICS! Sometimes War Is Even Worse Than Hell!
This time out it's a tale of Vampires in World War Two. COMICS! The gift that never stops giving! Anyway, this... FIENDS OF THE EASTERN FRONT Art by Carlos Ezquerra, Colin Macneil Written by Gerry Finley-Day, David Bishop, Dan Abnett Rebellion, £9.99 (2010) Fiends of The Eastern Front created by Carlos Ezquerra and Gerry Finley-Day Originally serialised in 2000AD Progs 152-161,The Judge Dredd Megazine 4.17 & The Judge Dredd Megazine 245-252
At the stately age of 10 there were few pleasures which could compare with the arrival of a new Prog of 2000AD weekly, and only one which could exceed them; the end of a storyline. With the end of a storyline I would be free to pull all the relevant Progs out, crack open the biscuits and weak orange drink and get stuck in. Naturally, every week I would have read each episode of any given series but once complete a full re-read would be on the cards, and intermittently thereafter and for a far greater portion of my life than might strictly be deemed healthy. I got my money's worth is what I'm saying there. This irregular revision of the strips of 2000AD probably accounts for the fact that when I saw a collection of Fiends of The Eastern Front listed I could maybe have sketched out several of the pages from memory and most definitely outlined the plot with a truly spooky degree of accuracy. Since I am no longer 10 this would have been the behaviour of a madman so I settled for ordering it.
In 1980 when this strip first appeared the three greatest works of Art I had been exposed to were Flesh, Shako and Fiends of The Eastern Front. How foolish and how very like a child this seems in retrospect. Now 30 years and change later I have experienced the movies of David Lynch, stood toe to toe with Rothko's work in the Tate Modern, read Shakespeare and seen Batman Live. Consequently the three greatest works of Art I have now been exposed to are Flesh, Shako and American Flagg! Why then the loss of Fiends of The Eastern Front from the Kane canon?
The simple answer for those of you with a bus to catch is that it just isn't up to snuff like that other stuff. But it's still a far cry from awful. It had, after all, remained entrenched in my memory for several decades which is no mean feat for a strip which ran for a meagre 10 weeks and in toto comprises 44 pages. But what pages they are. Oh, what a nightmarish war. Oh, what pages Ezquerra and Finley-Day have gifted posterity. If posterity loosened its knickers a bit and appreciated them anyway.
Gerry Finley-Day may be a name more unfamiliar to most than Carlos Ezquerra but he has his place in Brit Comics History; and it is hardly a negligible one. Like many of the men who would go on to change the face of British boys comics Finley-Day started being of historical interest in the '70s with his work on IPC's girl's comics. Here he and Pat Mills etc honed their skills writing as though they wished to seriously emotionally disturb their audience. They would carry this approach across to the boy's weeklies Action, Battle and, of course, 2000AD. Although there are exceptions (Harry Twenty On The High Rock, Ant Wars) Finley-Day's boy's comic work was largely war orientated. On Battle and Action he appears to have had a particular penchant for The Good German (Panzer G-Man, Hellman of Hammer Force etc.) And if these did not influence a tiny Garth Ennis then I'm French. 2000AD had a ready made place for Finley-Day in its regular Future-War slot which he dutifully filled with enduringly popular series such as The V.C.s and, most notably, Rogue Trooper.
Fiends of The Eastern Front is a throwback to Finley-Day's WW2 strips set as it is on the Eastern Front. Like his straighter stuff the main character is a Good German and like Rat Pack in Battle he is paired up with Carlos Ezquerra on art. Unlike any previous strip the pair had inflicted on the febrile male minds composing their audience here they doubled down on the horrors of this war with the addition of Rumanian vampires into the unholy vortex of the Russian Front. The first few episodes embrace formula with the Germans being attacked weekly by a new iteration of the Russian Army (tanks, Cossacks, paratroops, ski-troopers) which the Rumanian vampires best and leaving Hans Schmitt somewhat conflicted and questioning in the final panel. With the fith episode things turn around rather sharply for Schmitt and he and the entire German army are on the back foot of a sudden. Because it turns out that Rumania didn't stay on the German side for the duration. And it's at this mid-point the strip abandons any pretence of everyday logic and embraces the nonsensical non logic of nightmare. And becomes all the better for it. It becomes as outlandish as a fever dream and it succeeds as such because of Carlos Ezquerra.
In all fairness Fiends of The Eastern Front is not a fit testament to the scripting skills of Finley-Day. It is rushed, haphazardly plotted and clumsily contrived. It has the feel of a fill-in; something pulled out of a hat at the last minute to fill ten week's worth of pages. Finley-Day rises to that (assumed on my part) challenge as best he can but the success of Fiends of The Eastern Front, the reason why it causes unease in me thirty four years later is due to two things: the suicidal pacing and Carlos Ezquerra's dark, dark art. Pacing wise Fiends of The Eastern Front doesn't just move it hurtles along like a sprinter with his hair on fire. The speed of Finley-Day's script seeks to pull you through the pages at such a pace that you don't have time to notice all the deficiencies. Because they are deficiencies, but they also don't really matter. The pleasures of Fiends of The Eastern Front are more sensual than cerebral. And this works because Fiends of The Eastern Front is a nightmare and nightmares aren't about thinking they are about feeling; they are about feeling fear. And if you want fear on the page you're on to a winner with Carlos Ezquerra.
Carlos Ezquerra may be one of the best horror artists in the business despite his forays into fear being far fewer than his war and S-F strips. He is, after all best known as the co-creator of Judge Dredd and Strontium Dog and, to more recent readers, his name will be hard not to associate with Garth Ennis' war comics. As adaptable as his art is to many genres it always has the same base elements; grubby tickling and flat blacks, blunt faces and scrappy holding lines. He only has to punch these up a little and his tattily tactile and grottily grubby art seems Hellishly apt to the horrors on these pages. The misshapen and unclean aspects of Ezquerra's art totally convince in their depictions of things that could never be, things that should never be.
The book ends with a Dan Abnett 2006 reimagining of the strip with the addition of Ezquerra's Strontium Dog character Durham Red. Most notably this reveals Ezquerra's art has become more disciplined and focused without losing one jot of the essentially Ezquerra-esque qualities present in the 1980 strip. Additionally laid over the art is some lovely colour work in which browns and greys are played off against beautifully lurid purples and reds to queasy effect. Sandwiched between the two Ezquerra strips is a Dave Bishop and Colin MccNeil resurrection of the concept which appeared in The Judge Dredd Megazine.
Bishop's Stalingrad set script is as (intentionally?) daft as Finley-Day's original but MacNeil is less successful in diverting attention from this. Don't get me wrong, MacNeil is a talented artist (with particularly great work showcased in Judge Dredd: America) but here his art is a little too stiff and defined in comparison to Ezquerra's to survive unscathed. And also I wasn't 10 when I read it although that's neither Bishop nor MacNeil's fault. In the end it's mostly Carlos Ezquerra's fault that Fiends of The Eastern Front is GOOD!
February 02, 2014 / John Kane/ 1 Comment
Carlos Ezquerra, Colin MacNeil, Dan Abnett, David Bishop, Fiends of the Eastern Front, Gerry Finley-Day, John K (UK), The 1980s, The 2000s
"This is Worser Than Washin' An Elephink!" COMICS! Sometimes It's Like I'm Shouting This At You While I Run Past!
Borag Thung, Earthlets! I have been quiet of late but I rested easy in the knowledge that the delightful Messrs Khosla, McMillan, Lester and Hibbs had been satisfying all your comicy needs to the highest of standards as ever. Not that I was resting you understand. So, practically writing this one as I move towards the door...Anyway, this... David Lapham from The Strain in DARK HORSE PRESENTS #28
POPEYE:CLASSICS #14 Written and drawn by Bud Sagendorf IDW/Yoe Books, $3.99 (2013) Popeye created by E.C. Segar
Some issues of POPEYE: CLASSICS are available from the Savage Critics Store (which you have all quite patently forgotten about. Sniff!) HERE.
Month in month out the nautically attired freak faced grammar mangler continues to pleasantly baffle me with the weirdly logical escalation of the ludicrous incidents which comprise his preposterous adventures. Since Popeye, for all his charms, is in fact a fictional construct I'm going to place the credit for this consistently entertaining package at the door of Bud Sagendorf, a real life man (now deceased) who went done drew and writed it all. Fans of the magic old men do can marvel at Sagendorf's use of long shot silhouettes to prevent a total nervous breakdown from having to repeatedly draw a train in what are quite small panels indeed. As a special bonus Sagendorf serves up some right nice visual gaggery, the best of which are the parts where sound FX have a physical effect on the drawn environment they inhabit. Basically they hit people on the chin is what I'm saying there.
Bud Sagendorf from POPEYE CLASSICS #14
In this issue the main tale involves Popeye buying a railroad, Olive Oyl's demanding customer, an attempted hijack and a visual stereotype of a re..native American (altho' in the world of Popeye this might actually be a vacationing accountant in racially insensitive fancy dress). Then there's a story where Popeye buys the world's cheapest and laziest race horse, another story where Popeye and Olive simultaneously seek to teach Sweetpea a lesson and demonstrate their poor parenting skills by scaring the shit out of the wee tyke in an abandoned mine, and a short with Wimpy being out foxed by a cow ("a lady of the meadow"), there's a text story as well but I skipped that. Bud Sagendorf wasn't writing for the &*^%ing omnibus is what I'm getting at here. Popeye is printed on weirdly bloated pages, haphazardly coloured and always, always a welcome arrival in my field of vision so I'm going to say it's VERY GOOD!
THE SHADOW ANNUAL 2013 Art by Bilquis Evely Written by Andre Parks Coloured by Daniela Miwa The Shadow created by Walter B. Gibson Dynamite, $4.99 (2013)
Man, I'm not exactly Sammy Stable at the best of times ("No shit, John!") but the temporal shenanigans in this thing almost gave me a panic attack. It's five minutes ago! Now it's three hours later! No, hang on, it's five years earlier. No, it's been seven hours and fifteen days. And nothing compares. Nothing compares. To yaaaooooooooowwwww. Clearly the comparison being begged here is that this comic is like Brief Encounter but starring two psychopaths and set in Vegas before Elvis conquered it.
Bilquis Evely from THE SHADOW ANNUAL 2013
Even more clearly it's not like that at all but instead is very much like having to find your train in a busy station where all the clocks show the wrong time, people keep getting stabbed and shot and you've found yourself in the company of some boring jabberjaw who won't shut up about his first love. Shadow, dude, move on. This is unseemly in a man of your standing. Fucking chin up, old son. As for the art, well, it's okay, it's alright, but there's a tendency for noses to look like the owner has a heavy cold. That's Sean Murphy's influence (influenza!) in action there. So, a nice idea, not terribly well executed at a price point I want to hit with a stick makes this EH!
DARK HORSE PRESENTS #28 Art by David Lapham, Neal Adams, Richard Corben, Steve Lieber, Patrick Alexander, Ron Randall, Menton3, Michael T. Gilbert, Aaron Conley and Geoff Darrow Written/plotted by David Lapham, Edgar Allan Poe, Richard Corben, Neal Adams, Caitlin R. Kiernan, Ron Randall, Steve Niles, Michael T. Gilbert, Janet Gilbert and Damon Gentry Coloured by Lee Loughridge, Moose Baumann, Rachelle Rosenberg, Jeremy Colwell, Michael T. Gilbert, Sloane Leong Lettered by Clem Robbins, Nate Piekos of Blambot, Ken Bruzenak, Steve Lieber and Damon Gentry
Dark Horse Presents is an anthology so, you know, it's a bit all over the shop. Mostly though it keeps its footing on the shiny tiles and rarely sends the display of stacked tins (Pork and beans! For the poor!) spinning madly about. First up, David Lapham reminds me how good he is at comics with his The Strain chapter. Even though I have no particular interest in this property and there's a bit of cultural shorthand verging on the cliched Lapham quietly did the business on every page to ensure that the final panel came as a punch to the guts and I actually wanted to read what happened next. Later in the ish Lapham resurfaces with the conclusion to his introductory Juice Squeezers tale which, with its teen focused Cronenbergyness, proves to be the kind of nuts that comics would benefit from more of and yet truculently resists embracing.
Michael T. Gilbert, Janet Gilbert and Ken Bruzenak from Mr. Monster Geoff Darrow's spot illustrations continue to amaze with the visual conviction with which they deliver scenes at once grotesque, impossible and droll. In a similar fashion to the comics Darrow produces elsewhere, comics which chafe some SavCrits so (but, strangley, not this eminently chafeable one), Sabretooth Swordsman with its surprising Savage Pencil influences is an optically delirious but narratively slight piece.
Aaron Conley, Damon Gentry and Sloane Leong from Sabertooth Swordsman
Richard Corben chucks out another Poe adaptation which is notable primarily for the truly scintillating colour work executed therein. I am absolutely horrible at appreciating the colour in comics but even here, even I, had to stop and marvel at more than one point. Ken "The Chameleon" Bruzenak is here in several different stories and in each case serves up lettering apposite to the pieces in question; in the very traditional Trekker his work is attractive but modest while in Mr. Monster he provides an ostentatious display of madcap fonts.
Richard Corben and Nate Piekos from Edgar Allan Poe's The Assignation
As a whole Mr Monster, additionally armed as it is with Michael T Gilbert's invigoratingly loose art, continues to cock a scruffy snook at seriousness; which I like. Mrs. Plopsworht's Kitchen by Patrick Alexander succeeds in making physical and emotional abuse funny which is an interesting type of victory. Oh, and there's some other stuff here; Steve Niles producing his trademark pound shop horror; Alabaster continuing to not be anything I want while not actually being terrible and Blood by Neal Adams continuing to be Blood by Neal Adams. Overall though I had a good time so DHP was GOOD!
JUDGE DREDD CLASSICS#3 Art by Carlos Ezquerra Written by John Wagner & Alan Grant (as T.B. Grover) Coloured by Tom Mullin Lettered by Steve Potter Judge Dredd created by John Wagner & Carlos Ezquerra IDW, $3.99 (2013)
Look, before I start acting like a pissy arse let's get this one thing straight: these are great comics. I know this because it isn't the first time I've bought them and it certainly isn't the last time I'll read them. When I first read them they blew my school socks off (not a kink; I was at school). The Apocalypse War was where Carlos Ezquerra returned to the character he (co) created after an absence occasioned by unfortunate editorial decisions. Carlos Ezquerra was back and Carlos Ezquerra meant it. Carlos Ezquerra drew the cremola out of The Apocalypse War even as The Apocalypse War blew the world of Dredd to grud and back. Because The Apocalypse War was where Wagner & Grant (AKA T.B. Grover) took all the pages of world building that had gone before them and applied a match. After The Apocalypse War the world of Dredd would never be the same again. Really. In The Apocalypse War Dredd made a decision no man should ever have to make, a decision only a man who was not a man could make, and the following decades of the strip have shown the consequences and ramifications of that decision fashion Judge Joseph Dredd into a man at last. With The Apocalypse War Wagner & Grant's breathlessly hi-octane narrative pace in tandem with Ezquerra's consistently brutal style created an epic that looked like the end of everything but was instead the birth of the strip's future. These are great comics.
Ezauerra, Wagner, Grant, Potter and Mullin from The Apocalypse War
Alas, when I talk about greatness I'm talking purely about the pages of comics in here. The actual physical pamphlet comic is a bit lacking. You know, these are great comics. Do I repeat myself? I repeat myself. Great comics, so how's about a bit of care and attention; a bit of respect. That'll have to remain purely theoretical because, oh, he's off now…The cover's a bit lacking for starters; look, I'm all about negative space and clear, crisp design but that looks a bit, well, I don't think it achieved its aim. Imagine if they'd rejigged an original 2000AD cover featuring The Apocalypse War. Trust me when I say the new cover would be a poor second. Then, oh dear, the inside front cover seems to think this story is called Block Mania but it isn't; Block Mania finished last issue. This story in this issue, (which is all reprints and cost $3.99) is called The Apocalypse War which is why I've called it that through all the preceding verbiage. Then between each chapter there's a perfunctory full page graphic. Grud on a Greenie! I realise the space has to be filled due to the page counts of each episode but could you not have had a bit of fun, IDW? Got a bit creative? Maybe stuck the original covers on there instead, or blown up a portion of a panel pop art style like on those DC Kirby/Ditko/etc Omnibooks? You'll notice, IDW, that I'm not even daring to suggest you commission some, choke, original content. I mean I realise reprinting decades old comics and charging $3.99 a pop might not allow for such largesse. Sarcasm there.
Then there's that weird waste of space at the bottom of the page. Again, I appreciate you don't want to mess with the size ratios but, drokk it all, that's some token stuff there, IDW. And there's a page out of sequence. A page out of sequence in a comic of reprints selling for $3.99! However, I am okay with the colouring. Obviously, I'd rather they hadn't bothered because the art was drawn for B&W (except for the opening spreads) but I understand Americans are fond of their colours. There they are America: enjoy your Colonial colours! Moan, moan, moan except this is all basic stuff. I'm hardly asking for Cher to sing live in my living room here just some vague pass at professionalism, if you please.
So, a confounding miscalculation on the part of IDW here; this material is readily available in a number of other formats and has been for decades so making a new iteration stand out from the crowd would, I'd think, be imperative. Making your books expensive and ill-designed is certainly a novel approach. Luckily, these are great comics so even though the crime is Fail the sentence is GOOD!
Anyway, I'm off now. With any luck I'll bump into some COMICS!!!!
Alan Grant, Andre Parks, Bilquis Evely, Bud Sagendorf, Carlos Ezquerra, Dark Horse, Dark Horse Presents, Dynamite, IDW, John K (UK), John Wagner, Judge Dredd, Judge Dredd Classics, Ken Bruzenak, Popeye, Richard Corben, Shadow Annual, The Shadow, Yoe Books
Wait, What? Ep. 134: Putting the "Me! Me!" back into "Meme"
September 09, 2013 / Brian Hibbs
From the easy-to-love but difficult-to-defend (at least when you're talking to Graeme McMillan) Yakitate!! Japan by Takashi Hashiguchi
Hello, how are you? Is that a new shirt? Oh, really? Huh. Well, you look good in it anyway.
Me? Oh, I'm mostly okay. Ate something a few days that didn't agree with me so my stomach is upset which kinda saps me of my ability to get things done? I mostly want to just lie around and watch movies on Netflix where things explode and take my mind off my stomach...
What's that? Does that mean I'm going to present you with a more truncated set of show notes to go with this episode? Uh... let's step behind the jump and talk about it, okay?
Well, yes. Yes, it probably does. There are a few points where I should've really uploaded the images to save you the hassle of googling "Alex Ross Bionic Bigfoot cover" but I didn't.
But...the show itself is quite good and still over two hours! My stomach wasn't involved in the making of it at all!
Oh, and we don't mention it on-air but next week is skip week because I've got this family function thing going on. Sorry about that!
Anyway, as for those show notes I was talking about:
0:00-5:31: Greetings! Our only bitching about tech trouble in the entire podcast! Jeff, for a change, is the one who actually talks about a bit of tech news that Graeme doesn't know. Other topics briefly covered and then dismissed: burping, and announcing our podcast episode in advance. 5:31-9:48: This was recorded the day after the Comics Internet blew up about J.H. Williams III's announcement of leaving Batwoman (and, more crucially, why). It's a surprisingly brief talk about that, as well as about the Dickwolves PAX controversy but, hey, I guess we were just warming up or something? 9:48-15:46: And what is Jeff upset about this week? Forever Evil #1! And I guess I lied when I said there was tech trouble, but that's because the few seconds around 10:38 where Graeme turns into Max Headroom isn't a bug, it's a feature. We literally just talk out the tech problem with Jeff making an outrageous suggestion to Graeme around the 12:45 mark that somehow works. 15:46-28:17: So let's try that again: And what is Jeff upset about this week? Forever Evil #1! Geoff Johns off his game? His very specific game that more or less has the name "Geoff Johns" carved into the side? Is that possible? Also discussed: Silver Age stories, the difficulty of working in the swerve, and more. 28:17-41:42: Jeff has also read The Star Wars #1 by J.W. Rinzler and Mike Mayhew. This is probably one of those cases where my expectations are off, so there's a good opportunity to talk about that as well. 41:42-59:06: Then again, did you ever have one of those weeks where you're just not having a good time with comics? Maybe that's what is happening here, as Jeff was also underwhelmed by August's Megazine (#339) and 2000 A.D. (Prog #1848). Worth listening to just for having Graeme summarize Third World War by Pat Mills and Carlos Ezquerra. It may or may not lead to a new regular segment on this program: "Graeme Reads Wikipedia Entries." 59:06-1:34:15: One of the few things Jeff has been enjoying -- quite a bit, actually -- is Yakitate!! Japan but Graeme gets skewed out by the cover so please give a warm welcome the return of our long-time recurring feature: "Jeff has to defend something he likes." And also: "Jeff explains manga to Graeme," which has proven popular in the past. Sadly, I was not on my game enough to point out to Graeme -- who is curious why T&A goes unchallenged in manga but is frequently the source of concern and criticism in American comics -- that part of the reason why it can get a pass in manga is that there is manga for girls and manga for women, but the American comics industry has, basically, just one big pool that is constantly adjusting itself to the comfort level of white males, and the rest of us just have to deal with it. Also mentioned: Bakuman, Death Note, R. Crumb, the Fukitor controversy over at TCJ, other things, probably. 1:34:15-1:46:17: And also in the realm of stuff "Jeff likes to be candid, probably to everyone's regret," here we are talking about the listener feedbacks to my Marvel boycott and my pinko leftiness. I was sure this segment was going to be totally terrible but, while re-listening to it, thought it could've been much worse. 1:46:17-end: By contrast, Graeme gets to talk about what he bought at the half-price sale for Excalibur Comics. Jeff listens in with envy. Books discussed Captain Victory #1; ROM Annual #1; Steve Englehart issues of Justice League of America (#140 and #141, plus more); "valuable" books that can be found everywhere, and "worthless" books that are scarce; Alex Ross covers; interior art and right to our very brief closing comments, just a bit a minute or two past the two hour mark.
Next week: skip week! Two weeks from now: Another episode! (We think; it's not like we plan this stuff out very far in advance at all.)
The episode is probably on iTunes by now (or will be shortly--there is occasionally a lag though nobody's complained in a while). It is also below! For your viewing pleasure!
Wait, What? Ep. 134: Putting the "Me! Me!" back into "Meme!"
Hope you are well, hope you enjoy, and -- damn it -- I hope my stomach soon stops feeling like I've been poking it with sticks!
September 09, 2013 / Brian Hibbs/ 27 Comments
2000AD, Bakuman, Batwoman, Captain Victory, Carlos Ezquerra, David Finch, Death Note, Dickwolves, Forever Evil, Geoff Johns, George Lucas, Graeme, Graeme Reads Wikipedia Entries, Hayden Blackman, J-H- Williams III, J-W- Rinzler, Jack Kirby, Jeff, Judge Dredd Megazine, Justice League of America, Max Headroom, Mike Mayhew, Pat Mills, Penny Arcade, ROM Spaceknight, Steve Englehart, Takashi Hashiguchi, The Star Wars, Third World War, Wait What?, Yakitate!! Japan
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Wait, What? Ep. 63.1: Classic's Classic
November 14, 2011 / Brian Hibbs
You know what programming languages need? They totally need <cant stop> </wont stop> tags, amirite? (I would also be equally happy if there were <baller> </shot caller> tags as well, but maybe those would be restricted to the "Diddy on Rails" language, I really couldn't say.)
What I can say, is that Wait, What? Ep. 63.1 is here, and in it Graeme McMillan and I discuss oddball treasures from all over the globe, such as The Spy vs. Spy Omnibus by Antonio Prohias; Nemesis The Warlock by Pat Mills, Kevin O'Neill and Bryan Talbot; Strontium Dog by John Wagner, Alan Grant, and Carlos Ezquerra; Crying Freeman by Kazuo Koike and Ryochi Ikegami; and we dollop more praise on Ganges #4 by Kevin Huizenga because honestly that sucker could probably use another five or six dollops.
Sinister ducks have probably already unearthed us on iTunes, but they are also invited to waddle about in the dark while listening to us here:
Wait, What? Ep. 63.1: Classic\'s Classic
Installment 2 is right around the corner with some slightly more mainstream fare (although pacing that is far more odd) and somewhere in one of these installments is a dramatic reveal from Graeme about Brad Meltzer's Decoded(!) (Or !!!, depending.)
As always, thanks for listening and we hope you enjoy!
November 14, 2011 / Brian Hibbs/ 14 Comments
Antonio Prohias, Bryan Talbot, Carlos Ezquerra, Crying Freeman, Ganges, Graeme, Jeff, Kazuo Koike, Kevin Huizenga, Kevin O'Neill, Matt Fraction, Nemesis The Warlock, Pat Mills, Spy vs- Spy, Strontium Dog, Wait What?
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