All posts tagged "Fort Bragg"
Major forced to go to morning PT spontaneously combusts
Fort Bragg, N.C. — An Army major met a disastrous end when he was forced to attend morning PT formation for the first time in seven years,...
NCO who cares about soldiers screened for traumatic brain injury
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Army leaders directed a non-commissioned officer to medical screening for a traumatic brain injury after he advocated for soldiers and displayed compassion...
Private who crashed fuel truck not even playing Pokémon GO this time
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Army Pvt. Raymond Kessler, responsible for the twenty-third crash of a military vehicle since the release of Pokémon GO last week, was...
Commanders Dispensing Awards To Lieutenants Like Candy For Halloween
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Keeping with the spirit and time-honored tradition of unchecked cronyism, unit commanders will reportedly be handing out awards to adorable lieutenants going...
Fort Bragg Cancels July 4th Passes, Implements Mandatory 'Self-Awareness' Training
FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Following the highly public July 2nd arrest of a Fort Bragg soldier, base officials have canceled Fourth of July passes and festivities in favor of...
Army's New 'Quick Reaction To Bullshit Force' Stands Ready For Pointless Details, Waiting Around
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Brig. Gen. Richard Clarke, commander of the U.S. Army's elite 82nd Airborne Division, announced Wednesday that under the division's new standard operating...
Cave-Dwelling Hermit Tribe Discovered In Fort Bragg Impact Area
FORT BRAGG — The military community of Fort Bragg was surprised to learn that for decades, a dozens-strong tribe of hermits has been living inside the artillery...
Political War: Candidates Fight For Troop Votes, Highlight Military Experience
FORT BRAGG, NC – As the 2012 Presidential election race heats up, both candidates have engaged in a political firefight for the votes of military service-members and veterans. While...