Looking for somewhere a bit different for your Isle of Wight holiday cottage or self catering accommodation? Here is a selection of some of the more unusual, quirky, interesting and historic places you can stay on the Island.
Before you book, don't forget about to read our guide to discount Isle of Wight ferry travel, or the blog.
OK, so you can't actually stay in the lighthouse (although you can visit it, which is well worth it) but you can stay in holiday cottages at the site, which I believe are former lighthouse keepers' cottages.
There are three cottages, called Gurnard, Landward and Penda. As a rough guide, seven nights in a cottage for 5 people came up at around £1100 for March 2018.
You can't get much closer to the sea than living in a houseboat. Houseboat Harbourside View in Bembridge is a bed and breakfast with ensuite rooms and a balcony overlooking the harbour.
If you've always fancied living in a manor house...but can't quite afford to rent the whole thing, how about an apartment at Shanklin Manor.
The Isle of Wight seems to be awash with swanky manor houses for hire. The Hermitage was a swanky guest house but you can now rent the whole 10 bedrooms.
Isle of Wight holiday homes don't come much grander than this Manor House for hire (Kingston Manor near Chale) which dates back to the 13th century and sleeps 16. There are 15 acres of grounds to swan around in and admire without having to actually cut the lawn yourself.
OK, so this isn't a cheap option for an Isle of Wight holiday home at around £2000 - £5000 per week but this 1929 'gentleman's residence' sleeps 20 people and has great sea views. It's got 7 bedrooms, a water feature that they don't sell in Homebase and a dining room suitable for Robin Hood to have a sword fight. It is also known as Charleston House.
What more could you want for a romantic week away than a hut and a hot tub, eh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Olive at Buttercup Barn Retreats sits in a rural part of Wootton Bridge (East Wight-ish, near the Fishbourne ferry). It's a circular building which sleeps two and also allows dogs.
There's a similar one on the same site called Rosemary which is bit more basic.
Numerous noted writers have spent time on the Isle of Wight. The poet Alfred Lord Tennyson lived at Farringford which now offers self catering accommodation.
Around 1817 - 1819, John Keats spent time at Eglantine Cottage which is now apparently Keats Cottage B&B in Shanklin (I've not been able to clarify details on this one).
Do you come to the Isle of Wight to get a taste of the real Morocco? No, me neither. Just in case you fancy it though, you might like to rent a room in Kasbah which offers B and B from £50 per night.
Calbourne Mill is a pretty tourist attraction towards the West Wight which uses water power to grind flour. You can now stay in properties at the site, including ones called Riverside, Mill Cottage and Goldfinch.
The composer Edward Elgar spent his honeymoon in Bermuda House in Ventnor in 1889. It is now a five bedroom self catering property which sleeps up to 10 people.
Sir Edward supposedly wrote to a friend that "We are liking this place very much and have nice rooms overlooking the sea". Nowadays of course he would write his review on Trip Advisor but that wasn't an option at the time.
It's available from about £140 per night.
Into The Woods Treehouse is more amongst trees than actually in a tree, but it still looks like an appealing option, and it claims to be ideal for Christmas (I suggest you bring your long johns and a hot water bottle). Whippingham is towards the north of the Island, quite near to East Cowes.
I must admit, I'm a little sceptical of 'glamourous camping' which often seems to cost as much as staying somewhere which has walls made of bricks. Anyway, I shouldn't knock it until I've tried it - they do look pretty quirky.
If you fancy Glamping at a holiday park with lots of family friendly facilities (swimming pools, restaurants, entertainment) then Whitecliff Bay has 'vintage caravans' and 'canvas cottages'.
There are other glamping options in our Isle of Wight Glamping guide.
Alternatively, fans of chintzy things would enjoy vintage American style caravans at Vintage Vacations site towards Ryde. They currently have a fleet of 13 to hire. 2019 prices ranged from about £500 to £700 for a week.
Sticking with the vintage feel, you might consider hiring a VW Campervan. They aren't a cheap option, Grandad. A week costs around £500 - £800 but there are 'no hidden extras' apparently.
Fans of Disney, romance and fairy dust should consider the Enchanted Manor in St Catherine's point near Niton in the South of the Isle of Wight. Romance is the key with four poster beds, chandeliers and pampering at every corner. It has great reviews too.
The modern day Isle of Wight Festival is held at Seaclose Park in Newport with the artists usually staying at Premier Inn. You never know, you might up in Mick Jagger's former bed.
You can stay at Ford Farm, where the original 1968 festival took place.
The 1969 Festival was held on land overlooking Woodside Bay at Wootton Bridge. The festival itself was about 150 metres from the shoreline. You might consider Woodside Coastal Retreat and Woodside Bay Lodge Retreat which are very nearby.
The 1970 Isle of Wight Festival was held at East Afton Farm, Freshwater. You can rent a property at East Afton Farm Dairy or one of Tom's Eco Lodges. Tollgate Cottages B&B is opposite the 1970 site and has festival memorabilia.
You'll probably notice the Solent's circular forts during your ferry crossing to the Isle of Wight. They were built to fend off French invasion but have now been converted into posh hotels which happily serve up French wine, French cheese and French bread without a whiff of irony.
Rooms at No Man's Fort are around £500 (or occasionally £300), including a meal and transport to the fort, so it's not one for our Cheap Isle of Wight Accommodation guide, but it would be a fantastic anniversary/ birthday/ Valentines/ making-up-for-doing-something-wrong present.
Shalfleet Manor looks grand enough that it could host coach parties of visitors from the WI. It's a Grade II listed property which is big enough for 16 people. There's a swimming pool and tennis court and impressive grounds to swan around. There's also a separate property called Shalfleet Barn in the grounds, so it accommodate 30 people in total.
If following in the footsteps of an imprisoned King isn't your thing (see Carisbrooke Castle at #2) then how about following an emotionally imprisoned Queen? OK, so you can't actually stay in Queen Victoria's bedroom but you can stay in a cottage within the grounds.
Pavilion Cottage is available for £800 - £1650 for a week (four people plus a cot) although three days in January or February is £450. You'll also get access to the Queen's beach, so when the house is shut you'll have it entirely to yourself.
One for the golf fan in your life - this National Trust property was the the clubhouse for the Royal Isle of Wight Golf Links. It's also walking distance from the popular St Helen's beach and not far from Priory Bay. The golf course is now an attractive area of sand and shingle known as the Duver. It sleeps 5 and will cost you around £400 - £800 for a week.
A few churches have been converted into holiday accommodation on the Isle of Wight.
Chapel House in Chale (near Ventnor) has been nicely converted and sleeps 6 people.
The Victorian era 'Mission Hall' was built in the late 19th century and is described by the owners as a 'tin tabernable'.
Chapel House (below) is a converted church in the south Wight town of Ventnor, near to St Boniface Down which is the Island's highest point. It sleeps 6 and has a modern interior in contrast to the original features of the exterior.
There are a few glamping options at Windmill Campersite in Carisbrooke but the oddest of them all is the Westland Wessex 1965 which has been converted into a 3 or 4 person holiday home. Apparently it was designed as a honeymoon suite, although I'm not quite sure I would have got away with such things with my wife. The site also has a jacket potato oven and shepherds' huts.
I'm now wondering if my mother should have kept her avocado green bathroom so it could have become a National Trust property in a few years' time.
East Rosetta Cottage is National Trust owned and was the spot where Winston Churchill's parents first met and seemingly became instantly engaged. Lord Randolph Churchill and Jenny Jerome (daughter of the New York Times proprietor) met during Cowes Week in 1873, married in April 1874 and then Winston was born in late November 1874. As my mother in-law pointed out whilst reading the plaque outside the property: "they certainly didn't waste any time..."
The property is in a prime location on the seafront at Cowes.
There have been a couple of famous men called John Nash in history. The one which designed parts of Buckingham Palace and the Royal Pavillion in Brighton had strong connections to the Isle of Wight. The shooting estate he owned around Newtown has a coachman's cottage which now offers retreats and art classes. Prices for B&B at Newtown Creek Retreat start at £60 per room person per night (2018).
Most of the Isle of Wight's rail network was closed in the 1960s and has been turned into cycle paths. One of the former railway stations - Whitwell - is now available for rental. It's in the quieter South Wight.
It sleeps 5 and is available from about £500 per week.
Morning campers! Brighstone Holiday Centre is perhaps the Isle of Wight's quirkiest holiday park, with proper old school 1930s chalets rather than the static caravans you'll find elsewhere.
There is also an indoor swimming pool, and the location is rather pleasant along the south western stretch of Isle of Wight's coastal path.
Another one for history fans - Northcourt in Shorwell is older than the USA having been built in 1615 on the site of a 13th century monastic house. It makes our list because it once belonged to the uncle of Algernon Swinburne, who was an esteemed (and somewhat decadent) Victorian poet who grew up on the Island and stayed at Northcourt regularly.
Swinburne was nominated for the Nobel Prize in Literature six times, although according to Wikipedia, there was a fair amount of Victorian era mud-slinging going on with Oscar Wilde claiming that he wasn't decadent enough and a well-known poetry critic saying that he was not one of England's greatest poets. If you want to turn it into a poetic tour then you can visit his grave at St Boniface Church in Bonchurch.
You can even rent out the whole building, which sleeps 36 people, which will cost you around £5000 for a week during peak season.
Steephill Cove is a small, Cornish style beach on the South Wight which has only a handful of properties which are available for rental. It's quite tricky to access but it is a great place for an ice cream and a quiet swim.
The Boathouse, The Lighthouse and The Crow's Nest are all available for rent. Personally, I fancy the look of the Crows Nest.
Some of our American cousins believe that all English people live in a castle...and now you can. Carisbrooke Castle has a 'Bowling Green Apartment' for hire. The Castle once housed King Charles I, although he wasn't there voluntarily.
The accommodation is for 2 adults and 2 children and ranges from around £500 - £1300 pounds for a week. You can stay in the depths of winter for three nights for less than £300 which seems great value for a one-off experience.
Probably not one for those who believe in ghosts.
Arreton Manor is another swanky Isle of Wight manor house offering accommodation. Honestly, you could easily get the impression that everyone on the Isle of Wight has a drawing room and a four poster bed.
This one has a history going back more than a thousand years.
If you like the idea of being surrounded by horses on holiday, then the Island Riding Centre is worth a look. They have various self catering options which you can combine with riding lessons or gallops along the beach.
Geeky engineers and historians will love Knowles Farm Cottage for its role in the history of communications. The National Trust owned site is the former home of Guglielmo Marconi who carried out early communications experiments from the farm. It sleeps four and ranges from £400 to £1000 for a week.