Oh, in the quaint little corner of the northwest, there lies a town so tiny it would make a microbe feel like a skyscraper. And guess what? They've got a church there that's more dedicated to daily meals than the average foodie is to their calorie counting app. These folks actually believe that food is the divine elixir of happiness, and they've built their own culinary cathedral to worship at the altar of the all-mighty sandwich. Amen!