Hi. Were the guys who make the SNL Digital Shorts. Im Andy
Im Jorma
And Im Justin Bieber!
Gesundheit
Tonight were celebrating our 100th short. So come with us, wont you?
-Lets Celebrate-
Congratulations!
To us, to us
Truly a major milestone 
A celebration! 
Of us, of us
So heres what were going to do
Gonna shake off the cobwebs and limber up
And stretch it out and do plenty of Pilates
Cause tonight, tonight were gonna suck our own dicks
Wait, what?
What?
Thats disgusting!
No, its not
Hey, look, its Shy Ronnie and Reba!
Its a celebration and were going to party
Yknow we getting naughty
Take it Shy Ronnie
Im a dude
Ronnie, bitch, and I rip you ass open!
Weve done the creep and punched people before eating
Weve done things in our pants that dont bear repeating 
Tonight, theyre gonna suck their own dick
Im Reba!
Excuse I!
So shoot your laser cats and let your boombox pound
Raise up our glasses and
Throw it on the ground!
Alcohol is poison, man!
Take it Mahmoud
Huh, yeah
Body Fuzion lady
We put our junk in so many places
Each others mothers and these floral vases
And now theyre takin them out of their boxes
And puttin them all up into our Faces
Dear Sister, ate Lettuce, and a Japanese Office
Had a Cherry Battle and stopped all Like Bosses
Peyton
And Horsen
They happen every Saturday
Pee-wee hit Anderson
Just ask Natalie
Yeah I had a baby 
But Im still crazy 
Show my ass respect
But I make that fucking gravy 
Jonah kissed a dad
And Gaga was golden 
Ridin on a boat with my man Michael Bolton
[Michael Bolton, Jon Hamm & Usher
Jack Sparrow
sax solo Sergio
Tortuga
Hey, Ive never been in a digital shorts
But these white boys are obsessed with their dicks
Well, I was tricked into doing this
I dont endorse this song
No no no no no no
Yes yes yes
I do endorse this song
My name is Will Ferrell and Im sucking my own dong
Cheerleaders, Harry Caray, Jeopardy
I pleasure myself
Congratulations to me
Hey, come on man, this is our thing
Three Best Ofs- count em bitch
Get out of here
Fine! Ill go by my own choice
{All, Justin Timberlake & Natalie Portman]
100th digital shorts 
It was obvious itd build into this 
And all of them were written by Lorne 
So tonight were sucking our own dick
One hundred times
One fucking hundred times