I got breasts music
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You need salad!
Whos the laziest so-called producer with man tits that
Weighs a ton?
Khaleds the one
Only thing hes good at is stupid catchphrases like
Another one, yeah
Wheres the bun, man?
Who doesnt rap, sing, or make beats because hes useless?
Whos only talent is stealing finished music
And then shouting and taking credit?
DJ Khaled 
Hes the one, yeah
Got famous from his Snapchats, being dumb
Drops N bombs, but hes not black, his IQ is 1
Ya, ya
Quavo! Im the only guy in Migos 
That anyone in the world knows 
Im only on this because Future said no 
So did Travis Scott, Gucci Mane, and Mike Jones 
Its obvious that Khaled is a fame slut 
Without JB on this, it wouldve made 10 bucks 
He look like if Drake got inflated with a pump 
He causes earthquakes when he jumps
Whos the most nonsensical, annoying man on Earth?
Khaleds the one, yeah
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When he dances, he looks like an overweight bird
Khaleds the one 
Another one, damn
His entire life is a giant product placement
This video is just a blatant ad for vape pens
He Snapchatted his girl giving birth 
DJ Khaled
Hes a living, breathing meme 
Sir, you need to stop eating 
Okay, though
Ooh!
I dont know why I did this mainstream song
Isnt my image supposed to be underground, and raw?
This beats so poppy, it couldve been used by Elton John
Oh, no, here comes Waynes verse, he sounds like an auto-tuned frog
God forgive me
For doing another Khaled record
This like my 42nd, and it is really depressing
For the record, I rap bout the same dumb stuff on every record
And look like if a gremlin and Whoopi Goldberg gave childbirth
Oh, god
Were sick and tired of you getting so filthy rich from
Our talent 
Were the only reason why the songs such a big hit, youve
Done jack shit, we want justice 
Bless up, you know what, youre right, Im gonna fix this
But before I do, all of you take these butter sticks
And rub them on your bodies, do it!
Oh, shit!
Thats perfect, yeah
Now lay down in the hot sun 
Do not move til youre well done 
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Major meat alert!
I ate the meat, the meat, the meat
Of Chance, Quavo, Wayne, and JB
I got breasts music
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