When I was just a baby
My mama told me, Son
Always be a baby
Dont ever be a gun
But I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
I hang my head and cry
When I was just a baby
When I was just a boy
I shot a man in Reno
I was just a baby boy
I hear the train a comin
I hear that railroad train
Its probably a good train
My mama was a train
But Im stuck in baby prison
I know I cant be free
I hang my head and pee
When I was just a baby
When I was just a train
I shot a train
But that train was just a car
Im probably drinkin coffee
Just a baby drinking coffee
Always drinking coffee
And smoking big cigars
Well if they freed me from this prison
Well if I was a car
I bet Id be a good car
And thats what tortures me
When I was just a baby
When I was just a boy
My mama shot a man in Reno
I was just a baby boy
When I was just a baby
When I was just a train
I shit my pants
I was just a baby boy