et quoniam huc ventum, si vis agnoscere, quid sit inter doctrinam deridendasque camenas, accipe congestas, mysteria frivola, nugas, quas tamen explicitis nequeas deprendere chartis, scillite decies nisi cor purgeris aceto Anticyraeve bibas Samii Lucumonis acumen.
And since we have come to this point, if you desire to understand what lies between well-crafted poetry and absurd verse, take this contrived nonsense, this insignificant enigma. However, with the sheet unrolled, you will not be able to comprehend it unless you purify your intellect ten times over with vinegar that is seasoned with squills, or you drink in the wisdom of the Samian nabob at Anticyra.