Going the Squirrel
You’ve probably heard the expression, “Going the squirrel” before, but you’re not sure what it means. But before you start trying to grab someone’s testicles, you should know what it means. Whether you’re grabbing someone’s testicles in jest or to cause pain to them, remember that squirrels aren’t exactly the most sexual creatures.
Squirrel is a squirrel
There’s a term for grabbing someone by their testicles: the “squirrel grip.” It’s hilarious and causes endless amusement among onlookers. It’s also known as “going the squirrel” and refers to the act of holding someone’s testicles in one’s hand in order to inflict intense pain. Contrary to popular belief, it is not considered a sexual act.
Squirrel is a squirrel when you grab someone’s testicles
You’ve seen it done before: grabbing a person by the testicles. This tactic creates a hilarious scene that will make the onlookers laugh incessantly. Gripping someone’s testicles is called “going the squirrel,” and it isn’t actually sexual in nature! Rather, it is a way to get intense pain without actually touching them.
Squirrels attack larger animals
Squirrels are quick and agile. Their large, round eyes have a wide field of view, which helps them detect threats before they reach their prey. They also have a thick, floppy tail to protect themselves from the elements, keep them balanced, and even act as a way of signaling to their brethren. And if you’re wondering why they attack bigger animals by grabbing their testicles, it’s because they’re incredibly quick on their feet and are good at using their prehensile tongues to grab their prey.
Squirrels are not only cute, but also a real problem. Not only do they attack humans, but they can carry harmful diseases and even spread black fungus. This means that they can damage entire neighborhoods and forest ecosystems. They also tear up garden beds and flowerbeds, and eat bird food. Unfortunately, squirrels are so smart, that even hundreds of bird feeders fail to deter them.
Injuries to the testicles can be painful
A testicular injury can be very painful. It can cause loss or shrinking of the testicle. If not treated quickly, the injury can affect a man’s future fertility. Quick medical care is essential for treating a testicular injury so that a man can return to normal activities and feel better. When you visit a doctor for a testicular injury, make sure to answer all of their questions truthfully. Your doctor will examine your testicles and scrotum for signs of injury.
The treatment for testicular injuries depends on the severity of the injury and the nature of the testicle. A simple bruise caused by a direct blow to the testicle is unlikely to require treatment, but it can be painful. In severe cases, a testicular rupture may result from contact trauma. Blood may leak from the testicle into the scrotum. A testicular rupture requires surgery to repair it and is particularly painful.
Getting hit in the testicles can send you to the hospital
If you have been jolted, kicked, or stomped on the testicles, you may be concerned. While most testicular injuries aren’t severe, they can be uncomfortable, painful, and even result in nausea. The good news is that, although these injuries may send you to the hospital, they’re unlikely to impair your ability to produce sperm or even have sex. Although testicular injuries can be extremely painful, they’re not life-threatening and won’t need immediate medical attention.
Fortunately, there are medical solutions for this injury. While bruising occurs when small blood vessels break and spill blood into the surrounding area, bruising on the testicles can be particularly painful. Symptoms of a bruise include skin discoloration, swelling, pain, and nausea. Your doctor may order an ultrasound imaging to check for damage. If bruising is significant, a drain will be needed.
Jessica Watson is a PHD holder from the University of Washington. She studied behavior and interaction between squirrels and has presented her research in several wildlife conferences including TWS Annual Conference in Winnipeg.