Q: How is the moon like a dollar?
A: They both have 4 quarters.
Q: How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one, after that the basket is not empty.
Q: What is the difference between a new penny and an old quarter?
A: 24 cents.
Q: Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?
A: At a yard sale.
Q: If you take three apples from five apples, how many do you have?
A: You have three apples.
Q: Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?
A: They need to be changed.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age.
Q: What did one math book say to the other math book?
A: Wow, have I got problems!
Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?
A: Otherwise it would be a foot.
Q: It happens once in a minute, twice in a week, and once in a year? What is it?
A: The letter ‘e’.