Write a sermon to students who are always not doing work, sleeping, not bringing materials to class. Warn them of the results of their actions, what their behaviors are doing to others, what problems it will cause for themselves and family members, coworkers, fellow students, anyone associated. Persuade them to change their ways and what benefits will come their way by not being a slacker. Emulate Jonathan Edwards’ sermon – be vivid, descriptive, scary, happy, etc. Use appropriate language. Remember your audience – try direct address to a certain type of person. Use the thesaurus.