This is one of those stories you hear and you have to verify for yourself. Apparently cows are responsible for about 4 % of greenhouse gases and thus contributing factors to global warming.
When a cow farts or belches it produces methane gas which is a greenhouse gas. To solve this problem a research group in Germany has developed a pill that will help cows turn methane gas into usable energy instead of farting it into the atmosphere.
Farmers can opt for an odorless pill or a vanilla flavored pill that will have their cows farting perfume in no time.
Scientists estimate they can reduce the impact of greenhouse gases by more than 10% simply by stopping cow fart combined with the reduction of polluted air in the near atmosphere.
99% of polluted air in the near atmosphere is attributed to celebrities naively bitching about global warming.
So spread the gospel and get your cow on the new diet pill that will not only put it on the cover of the next issue of ‘cow & hygiene’; but also help you contribute a part in curbing global warming. Without bitching of course!