  From Galactic binary sources, to extragalactic magnetized neutron stars, to
long-duration GRBs without associated supernovae, the types of sources we now
believe capable of producing bursts of gamma-rays continues to grow apace. With
this emergent diversity comes the recognition that the traditional (and newly
formulated) high-energy observables used for identifying sub-classes does not
provide an adequate one-to-one mapping to progenitors. The popular
classification of some > 100 sec duration GRBs as ``short bursts'' is not only
an unpalatable retronym and syntactically oxymoronic but highlights the
difficultly of using what was once a purely phenomenological classification to
encode our understanding of the physics that gives rise to the events. Here we
propose a physically based classification scheme designed to coexist with the
phenomenological system already in place and argue for its utility and
necessity.
