  We compute gluino decay widths in supersymmetric theories with arbitrary
flavor and CP violation angles. Our emphasis is on theories with scalar
superpartner masses heavier than the gluino such that tree-level two-body
decays are not allowed, which is relevant, for example, in split supersymmetry.
We compute gluino decay branching fractions in several specific examples and
show that it is plausible that the only accessible signal of supersymmetry at
the LHC could be four top quarks plus missing energy. We show another example
where the only accessible signal for supersymmetry is two gluon jets plus
missing energy.
