  We present new 3.6 and 4.5 $\mu m$ Spitzer phase curves for the highly
irradiated hot Jupiter WASP-33b and the unusually dense Saturn-mass planet HD
149026b. As part of this analysis, we develop a new variant of pixel level
decorrelation that is effective at removing intrapixel sensitivity variations
for long observations (>10 hours) where the position of the star can vary by a
significant fraction of a pixel. Using this algorithm, we measure eclipse
depths, phase amplitudes, and phase offsets for both planets at 3.6 $\mu m$ and
4.5 $\mu m$. We use a simple toy model to show that WASP-33b's phase offset,
albedo, and heat recirculation efficiency are largely similar to those of other
hot Jupiters despite its very high irradiation. On the other hand, our fits for
HD 149026b prefer a very high albedo and an unusually high recirculation
efficiency. We also compare our results to predictions from general circulation
models, and find that while neither are a good match to the data, the
discrepancies for HD 149026b are especially large. We speculate that this may
be related to its high bulk metallicity, which could lead to enhanced
atmospheric opacities and the formation of reflective cloud layers in localized
regions of the atmosphere. We then place these two planets in a broader context
by exploring relationships between the temperatures, albedos, heat transport
efficiencies, and phase offsets of all planets with published thermal phase
curves. We find a striking relationship between phase offset and irradiation
temperature--the former drops with increasing temperature until around 3400 K,
and rises thereafter. Although some aspects of this trend are mirrored in the
circulation models, there are notable differences that provide important clues
for future modeling efforts.
