  Mechanics texts tell us that a particle in a bound orbit under gravitational
central force moves on an ellipse, while introductory physics texts approximate
the earth as flat, and tell us that the particle moves in a parabola. The
uniform-gravity, flat-earth parabola is clearly meant to be an approximation to
a small segment of the true central-force/ellipse orbit. To look more deeply
into this connection we convert earth-centered polar coordinates to
``flat-earth coordinates'' by treating radial lines as vertical, and by
treating lines of constant radial distance as horizontal. With the exact
trajectory and dynamics in this system, we consider such questions as whether
gravity is purely vertical in this picture, and whether the central force
nature of gravity is important only when the height or range of a ballistic
trajectory is comparable to the earth radius. Somewhat surprisingly, the
answers to both questions is ``no,'' and therein lie some interesting lessons.
