  To celebrate the 60th birthday of Charles H.Bennett I (1) publicly announce
my referee reports for the original dense coding and teleportation papers, (2)
present a very economical solution to the Bernstein-Vazirani problem that does
not even hint at interference between multiple universes, and (3) describe how
I inadvertently reinvented the Copenhagen interpretation in the course of
constructing a simple, straightforward, and transparent introduction to quantum
mechanics for computer scientists.
