  We consider the most general two-loop massless correlator
$I(n_1,n_2,n_3,n_4,n_5; x,y;D)$ of two composite vertices with the Bjorken
fractions $x$ and $y$ for arbitrary indices $\{n_i\}$ and space-time dimension
$D$; this correlator is represented by a "kite" diagram. The correlator
$I(\{n_i\};x,y;D)$ is the generating function for any scalar Feynman integrals
related to this kind of diagrams. We calculate $I(\{n_i\};x,y;D)$ and its
Mellin moments in a direct way by evaluating hypergeometric integrals in the
$\alpha$ representation. The result for $I(\{n_i\};x,y;D)$ is given in terms of
a double hypergeometric series -- the Kamp\'{e} de F\'{e}rriet function. In
some particular but still quite general cases it reduces to a sum of
generalized hypergeometric functions $_3F_2$. The Mellin moments can be
expressed through generalized Lauricella functions, which reduce to the
Kamp\'{e} de F\'{e}rriet functions in several physically interesting
situations. A number of Feynman integrals involved and relations for them are
obtained.
