  The reality of neutrino oscillations has not really sunk in yet. The
phenomenon presents us with purely quantum mechanical effects over macroscopic
time and distance scales (milliseconds and 1000s of km). In order to help with
the pedagogical difficulties this poses, I attempt here to present the physics
in words and pictures rather than math. No disrespect is implied by the title;
I am merely borrowing a term used by a popular series of self-help books.
