  Vector leptoquarks provide an elegant solution to a series of anomalies and
at the same time generate naturally light neutrino masses through their mixing
with the standard model Higgs boson. We present a simple Froggatt-Nielsen model
to accommodate the B physics anomalies $R_K$ and $R_D$, neutrino masses, and
the $750$ GeV diphoton excess in one cohesive framework adding only two vector
leptoquarks and two singlet scalar fields to the standard model field content.
