  This paper investigates basic properties of the de Sitter static patch using
simple two-point functions in the probe approximation. We find that de Sitter
equilibrates in a superdiffusive manner, unlike most physical systems which
equilibrate diffusively. We also examine the scrambling time. In de Sitter, the
two-point functions of free fields do not decay for sometime because quanta can
reflect off the pole of the static patch. This suggests a minimum scrambling
time of the order $\log(1/G_N)$, even for perturbations introduced on the
stretched horizon, indicating fast scrambling inside de Sitter static patch. We
also discuss the interplay between thermodynamic temperature and inverse
correlation time, sometimes called "tomperature".
