  This short critical correspondence discusses the Digital News Innovation
(DNI) fund orchestrated by Humpty Dumpty -- a.k.a. Google -- for helping
European journalism to innovate and renew itself. Based on topic modeling and
critical discourse analysis, the results indicate that the innovative projects
mostly mimic the old business model of Humpty Dumpty. With these results and
the accompanying critical discussion, this correspondence contributes to the
ongoing battle between platforms and media.
