  We discuss resonant squark production at the LHC via baryonic $R$-parity
violating interactions. The cross section easily exceeds pair-production and a
new set of signatures can be used to probe squarks, particularly stops. These
include dijet resonances, same-sign top quarks and four-jet resonances with
large $b$-jet multiplicities, as well as the possibility of displaced
neutralino decays. We use publicly available searches at $\sqrt{s}=8$ TeV and
first results from collisions at $\sqrt{s}=13$ TeV to set upper limits on
$R$-parity violating couplings, with particular focus on simplified models with
light stops and neutralinos. The exclusion reach of these signatures is
comparable to $R$-parity-conserving searches, $m_{\tilde t}\simeq 500-700$ GeV.
In addition, we find that O(1) couplings involving the stop can be excluded
well into the multi-TeV range, and stress that new searches for single- and
pair-produced four-jet resonances will be necessary to exclude sub-TeV stops
for a natural SUSY spectrum with light higgsinos.
