  We present a low entry-level introduction to the Conformal Bootstrap. We
review and obtain several basic bounds using Linear Programming in machine
precision in Mathematica, making the results accessible even to the most
uneducated computer user. The Extremal Functional Method and the method of
determinants are also explored. Finally, we make an attempt at writing modular
invariance statements as crossing symmetry equations for twist operators and
perform Modular Bootstrap using 4-pt correlators.
