  We attack generalized Thomson problems with a continuum formalism which
exploits a universal long range interaction between defects depending on the
Young modulus of the underlying lattice. Our predictions for the ground state
energy agree with simulations of long range power law interactions of the form
1/r^{gamma} (0 < gamma < 2) to four significant digits. The regime of grain
boundaries is studied in the context of tilted crystalline order and the
generality of our approach is illustrated with new results for square tilings
on the sphere.
