  We consider the signals arising from top partner pair production at the LHC
as a probe of theories of Neutral Naturalness. We focus on scenarios in which
top partners carry electroweak charges, such as Folded SUSY or the Quirky
Little Higgs. In this class of theories the top partners are pair produced as
quirky bound states, since they are charged under a mirror color group whose
lightest states are hidden glueballs. The quirks promptly de-excite and
annihilate into glueballs, which decay back to SM fermions via Higgs mixing.
This can give rise to spectacular signatures at the LHC, such displaced decays,
or high-multiplicity prompt production of many hard $\bar b b$ or $\tau^+
\tau^-$ pairs. We show that signals arising from top partner pair production
constitute the primary discovery channel for this class of theories in most
regions of parameter space, and might provide the only experimental probe of
scenarios with sub-cm glueball decay lengths. The measurement of top partner
masses and couplings, which could be used to test the neutral naturalness
mechanism directly, is also a tantalizing possibility.
