  Caffeination can open tired eyes and enhance focus. Over-caffeination,
furthermore, can lead to errors but also to unexpected discoveries that might
not have happened without 30 hours of sleep deprivation and 500mg of caffeine
in our bodies. This paper presents exactly such a discovery. Upon much staring
into our coffee cups, empty anew, the thought struck us: coffee in space.
Caffeine may not be the only key. HL Tau, Taurus, bull... Taurine! We grinded
some red bourbon for a new pour-over, and developed the new,
coffee-groundsbreaking Large Astrocomical Taurine Tester Experiment (LATTE) in
just 1/4 of a day. We felt bull-ish about our chances of making a great
discovery! We installed LATTE, aimed it at the well-known young star HL Tau,
and there it was: an abundance of taurine gas beautifully outlining a cup of
cosmic flat white, with the ring structure of HL Tau turning out to be latte
art performed by a skillful cosmic barista. The first Robusta discovery of
coffee in space. Speaking of coffee, we hope you have a nice hot cup with you,
and we encourage you to pun-tinue all the way to the end of this bean-grinding
paper.
