  The "interior goat problem" is a numerical puzzle which has haunted
mathematicians for nearly three centuries. Closed-form solutions have only been
found for the two-dimensional case, and although approximations have been
established for higher-dimensional versions, the mathematical literature lacks
a solution to the one-dimensional interior goat problem. To amend this
oversight, we provide a closed-form solution to the interior goat problem in
one dimension and speculate on continuations to even lower dimensional cases.
