  We construct new theories of electroweak symmetry breaking that employ a
combination of supersymmetry and discrete symmetries to stabilize the weak
scale up to and beyond the energies probed by the LHC. These models exhibit
conventional supersymmetric spectra but the fermion-sfermion-gaugino vertices
are absent. This closes many conventional decay channels, thereby allowing
several superpartners to be stable on collider time scales. This opens the door
to the possibility of directly observing R-hadrons and three flavors of
sleptons inside the LHC detectors.
