  In recent years the James Webb Space Telescope has enabled the frontier of
observational galaxy formation to push to ever higher redshift, deep within
cosmic dawn. However, what is high-redshift, and when was cosmic dawn? While
widely used, these terms (as well as many other confusing terms) are not
consistently defined in the literature; this both hampers effective
communication but also impedes our ability to precisely characterize and
understand the phenomena under investigation. In this article we seek to
address this issue of utmost importance. We begin by definitively defining
terms such as ``high-redshift'', ``cosmic dawn'', etc. However, despite the
rigorous definitions for them we present, both the adjective-based redshift and
diurnal marker (time-of-day) division schemes suffer from issues including not
being sufficiently granular, angering cosmologists, being arbitrary, and having
a geocentric bias. To overcome these we introduce the \textit{redshiFt epOchs
fOr everyboDy} (FOOD) framework, a revolutionary new division scheme based on
eating occasions, i.e. meals.
