  This paper concerns sprinklings into Minkowski space (Poisson processes). It
proves that there exists no equivariant measurable map from sprinklings to
spacetime directions (even locally). Therefore, if a discrete structure is
associated to a sprinkling in an intrinsic manner, then the structure will not
pick out a preferred frame, locally or globally. This implies that the
discreteness of a sprinkled causal set will not give rise to ``Lorentz
breaking'' effects like modified dispersion relations. Another consequence is
that there is no way to associate a finite-valency graph to a sprinkling
consistently with Lorentz invariance.
