  It is postulated that the UV QFT is enormous and random. The coupling of the
Standard Model to such QFT is analyzed. It is argued that massless 4d gravity
and axions are general avatars of the postulate. The equivalence principle
emerges naturally as well as a concrete set of sources for its breaking. The
axion scale is related to the 4d Planck scale as $f=M_P/N$, where $N$ is the
"number of colors" of the (almost) hidden UV CFT.
