  We show that naturalness of the weak scale can be comfortably reconciled with
both LHC null results and observed Higgs properties provided the double
protection of supersymmetry and the twin Higgs mechanism. This double
protection radically alters conventional signs of naturalness at the LHC while
respecting gauge coupling unification and precision electroweak limits. We find
the measured Higgs mass, couplings, and percent-level naturalness of the weak
scale are compatible with stops at ~3.5 TeV and higgsinos at ~1 TeV. The
primary signs of naturalness in this scenario include modifications of Higgs
couplings, a modest invisible Higgs width, resonant Higgs pair production, and
an invisibly-decaying heavy Higgs.
